🎙・server-chat

[lost kindle]

negative oops all 6s

that pops up im gonna

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[red hamlet]

blue on blood fr

[solar portal]

a negative spaceman popped up but i sold it so it didn't copy it

[red hamlet]

big pp

[solar portal]

wowsers

[red hamlet]

love the fucking variance

anywhere from 3k to 255b

Misprint Sr.

[solar portal]

ECTOPLASM

do i pick it???

[red hamlet]

get a brainstorm xdd

[solar portal]

yeahhh

i usually never pick ecto

but this seems like an ecto angler

[red hamlet]

i'd also react like that

[lost kindle]

whats a bachelor degree 💔

[red hamlet]

some piece of paper that is supposed to help you get a job

[flint copper]

What’s a job?

[red hamlet]

the thing that helps you earn currency for microtransactions

[solar portal]

time to look for an idol

[solar portal]

based name

[lost kindle]

💔

[inner tiger]

Siii señora 🥰

Got gros Michel an orange sticker

And walkie talkie who had none lol

Shit vastly changed I even tossed a tribulet for banana

[tender void]

Aw man :(

Funny late game seed

[slim junco]

kid named the needle

[red hamlet]

Creepah?

[lost kindle]

ive never used that prevent death joker in my lie

life

[gritty plaza]

oh wow this sounds fun!

[tender void]

Well....

I sold it and...

Plant..

[willow kite]

Me with lucky cat when i get bloodstone while having opss all 6s:

[lost kindle]

me when plant

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hiding-scared-shoe-gif-3598331221766255638

[tender void]

And directors cut doesnt appear until ante 10

THE PLANT IS AT ANTE 9

[slim junco]

now this is peak

[willow kite]

Once upon a time i got triboulet, guess what was the next boss blind

[slim junco]

dude okay idk what i ate like

last week but i rolled 3 triboulets

in one day

[tender void]

POV: Verdant Leaf but all of your jokers are eternal perkeos

[tender void]

Plant

makes me crave chicot

[slim junco]

dude chicot is overhated fr

we love chicotr

i love chicot atlesatr

[tender void]

We love chicot

[tender void]

Ok then turn 3 of my cards to clubs

[west dragon]

wrestling:

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-and-i-love-you-random-citizen-movies-disney-gif-15389605

[tardy cloud]

Do you think this game will ever get new content besides card skins ?

[red hamlet]

Yes

Is confirmed

[lost kindle]

they should make a joker tht kills you if your hand is too high 😈

[wicked wadi]

When does someone unlock the checkered deck?

[flint copper]

Beat black

Deck

Not stake

[wise plaza]

27 xmult on a vampire

Fed my green joker well

Really needed to switch it for an xmult

[sand talon]

Guess who's back

[lost kindle]

tutankhamen?

[distant ore]

i dont even have blank yet... imma scream if it doesnt turn up soon

[vagrant bane]

How

Do you not want a free voucher that does nothing?

[distant ore]

blank allows antimatter to spawn

[vagrant bane]

Besides that

[distant ore]

well thats the main point

i need another joker slot

[agile citrus]

Guys I think I get half joker here right

[tardy hound]

This game dead😔

[pastel salmon]

<@&1133519078540185692> could someone contact me in pm I have something I don't want to share in public.

[undone oxide]

canio can you not thank you

[quasi sand]

Free shop is the best for round 1 black stake endless run fr

The first round gave like 3$

[violet bronze]

After 80 hours I got my first naneinf

finally

[vagrant bane]

Question

Does brainstorm kill twice if it's a dagger

[undone oxide]

uh

i think it adds twice

[ancient harness]

Dang

[ancient harness]

Dang. And on ante 20

[vagrant bane]

Holy shit I beat dagger

[wary sigil]

Do I go for it

[vagrant bane]

Hell no

[mild mortar]

👋 hi there

I picked up balatro during the most recent steam sale and needless to say it has pretty much become an addiction (I'm also terrible at poker and have not won a single game)
that being said LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!

[wary sigil]

Does Pareidolia work with stone cards?

[vagrant bane]

I guess

[wary sigil]

ok it does work

[vagrant bane]

What u doin

[vagrant bane]

Epic

[sharp shell]

did i win

[vagrant bane]

Oh no

I gotta do the X ray vision challenge

I'm cooked

I need high card supremecy

[pallid sapphire]

Gold stickers on yorick and perkeo, ig I won't be seeing them in a while ong

[crystal dune]

mfw I bought the Boss skip voucher but i dont use it and fk my run

[slim junco]

First hand i get

[crystal dune]

casinos hate this one simple trick

[slim junco]

If i had slot for more it would go from a to k

[crystal dune]

the Super straight

[sharp shell]

he didn’t come

[safe ore]

Anyone know an easy way I can get $400?

[kindred igloo]

rob

[safe ore]

I'm talking in balatro

[lost kindle]

rob

can you copy rocketship joker>?

[safe ore]

Idk

[grand sand]

Will a sixth legendary joker be added?

[zenith owl]

No

[grand sand]

hurtful

[zenith owl]

I stole their legendary joker recipe

So they can't make more

[slim junco]

I already got it

Wait

[vale fog]

we all know the only thing in the gameplay update is jimbo stake

[zenith owl]

Gambling

[vale fog]

anaglyph x double money tag = money

[grand sand]

Play Poker

[slim junco]

@safe ore

Try get these cards

[cold sage]

It’s been 2 hours without balatro, I’m seeing chips and mult for every actions I do, I tried to use DNA on my sandwich

[cold sage]

W

Need money? Go gambling

[grand sand]

baseball card + Anaglyph deck = easy gold stake?

[vale fog]

you should seek help

it's called an addiction

[cold sage]

its a joke man 💀

[vale fog]

crimson heart will hit you hard buddy

[vale fog]

you should still seek help

[cold sage]

idk who’s help but I hope he’s gonna gamble with me

[lost kindle]

pare + midas + vampire

is there a seed like that

[tacit fossil]

Found a natural invisible joker seed lol

Theres also a early on stencil if someone wants to try optimizing this

LOOK AT MY BASEBALL CARD COLLECTION! LOOK AT IT!

(I had a 5th at one point)

[cold sage]

That’s awesomesauce

[lost kindle]

is baseball uncomon?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[rose sorrel]

its rare

wait was that joke

[vale fog]

I think it's just a person realizing they did a stupid

[cold sage]

me when poop fart nuts

[rose sorrel]

mass casualties

[cold sage]

yes

[willow reef]

[west dragon]

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ftwv4jr7y25fb2jy4t5oe7kn/post/3ll7bovnhek2i
HELP

TheBunLad (@thephonelad.bsky.social)

OH NO

TheBunLad (@thephonelad.bsky.social)
now KISS
#deltarune
#balatro

Bluesky · Mar 25, 2025, 12:32 PM

[red hamlet]

Liv agar

[lost kindle]

where do u get jimbo plush

[vagrant bane]

New Concept

Card covers

Card covers can be put on over your jokers to do certain effects

[west dragon]

my one is a bootleg
i don't know if they sell real ones

[lost kindle]

they alr sold out 😦

[west dragon]

yep

and i literally spent 60 bucks on THIS plushie

[red hamlet]

oh my lord

another Europe W

it seems they're banning the use of virtual currencies to disguise item prices

[limpid rose]

60 dollars for a plushie is wild

[valid heath]

Three joker legend I met on today

[finite shadow]

Ante 2 perkeo and ancient joker essentially mindless brainless punishless free win

Gold stake with infinite consumables? Free

Also has anyone else noticed that jimbo takes on your stake sticker! My jimbo has a gold sticker on the loading screen and this screen and I never noticed it until the other day

[finite shadow]

My chad, photograph, and brainstorm were all rental. I had essentially negative money the entire run and didn’t even flinch lmfao

[finite shadow]

New concept. Card enhancements. Cards can be enhanced to do certain effects like +mult or chips

[vagrant bane]

There different

They can be applied over holo jokers etc

[west dragon]

I can't be a fan of anything in australia bro

but it's gone in a few days and i love the artists stuff so

[vagrant bane]

Grade 10 Cover - doubles sell value
Sleeved - cannot be disabled

[finite shadow]

Sleeved kinda cool

[strong whale]

Ok jesters i need help

[finite shadow]

But what about rental jokers. I assume you wouldn’t be able to do that

[finite shadow]

Wadup

[red hamlet]

sell happy face, buy blue and copy photograph

[finite shadow]

What’re your hand levls

That’s what I was gonna say

But if the hands are low level, might be worth getting rid of baron depending on how many kings they have

Plus, if they keep happy, they can copy Chad instead and score more

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[finite shadow]

I think?

Yea

[red hamlet]

really depends on their hand level

and their deck

[ancient solstice]

Is there a way to report scam accounts to the mods?

[red hamlet]

DM them

[ancient solstice]

I’m not that dumb

[vagrant bane]

Uhm

what were you expecting

[red hamlet]

@swift sail this guy has a concern with someone being a possible scam account

[vagrant bane]

a key to Narnia

[swift sail]

hi

[lost kindle]

whats narnia

[swift sail]

https://tenor.com/view/you-rang-gif-20538562

[ancient solstice]

I expected a ticket system

[red hamlet]

DMs are tickets

but less complicated

[ancient solstice]

Yeah I just joined and this account immediately sent a fr

[swift sail]

which account

screenshot and send in DM please

[vagrant bane]

Narnia is a place inside a wardrobe filled with wonders

Fictional

[lost kindle]

ohh

so can i see cats there

or nah

[red hamlet]

oh man

people dont' know what narnia is nowadays?

[lost kindle]

im too baby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[vagrant bane]

Ban this guy

He too baby

13+

[lost kindle]

im

[red hamlet]

bro

[lost kindle]

a 2009 kid

[ancient solstice]

Don’t say it

[vagrant bane]

Wait

[ancient solstice]

Damn I was too late…

[vagrant bane]

Calculatoring

[red hamlet]

Narnia is literally irish Isekai

[lost kindle]

ohh

[vagrant bane]

16

Is like

2

[lost kindle]

am i gonna get groomed???

[swift sail]

chill out

[lost kindle]

thats my terms

[vagrant bane]

Too far

[swift sail]

server chat = talk about the server or the game

[red hamlet]

@vagrant bane
I love how consistently incomprehensible you are

in a nice way

[vagrant bane]

That word is to fucming long

[red hamlet]

you no speak too good sometimes

me like that

it's fun

[vagrant bane]

Ty person

I don't take that as an insultb

Ima go to bed

[limpid rose]

I have such a hard time with Hack builds

[queen escarp]

:D

[red hamlet]

poor michel

[nocturne bramble]

He just showed up

[strong rose]

plushie

!!

[slim junco]

I am getting lucky and am excited about the potential of the run

[limpid rose]

I want him so bad lol

[slim junco]

nevermind it was chicot

[red hamlet]

oh, got a crush on someone?

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-hamster-stare-watching-you-cute-gif-17721600

[lost kindle]

whats so bad abt chicot

[limpid rose]

A crush on the plushie yes

[red hamlet]

I hope you run into the plant 🙂

with no director's 🙂

[slim junco]

chicot isn't bad at all but I'd rather have literally anything else

no offense @red hamlet

[red hamlet]

Full taken 🙂

[slim junco]

crazy

the beef is truly insane

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-jimbo-green-joker-walter-white-gif-15136377929920388472

[lost kindle]

i bet its cos ur a cat

[slim junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[ancient harness]

wait. we got a cat with 3 eyes before minecraft 2.0 released. thats crazy

[red hamlet]

fear is a choice and the choice is mine

[limpid rose]

Chicot is amazing. Not only have I had a million runs killed by boss blinds with no director, even if I have a reroll i always forget to use it lol

[slim junco]

das me r

[red hamlet]

instant take

[paper shadow]

guys

is vampire good?

[limpid rose]

That damn smirk

[red hamlet]

yes

[paper shadow]

is vampire worth it?

[ancient harness]

depends

[red hamlet]

it's really easy to get a bunch of enhancements to feed it

[paper shadow]

im doing the challenge

[limpid rose]

It goes so hard with the joker that makes all face cards gold

[paper shadow]

eternal vampire

[ancient harness]

oh yah.

[ancient harness]

real

[paper shadow]

I just wanted to check if it was worth the grind

[ancient harness]

just remember. even if you ever do get to duplicate the vamp. only the most left one will be buffed when it sucks the effects from cards

[slim junco]

never forget

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-balatro-hack-joker-balatro-gif-1240309682261497674

[slim junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1345861674778890363/makesweet-quhzp1.gif

daily chicot appreciation, because he is actually not a bad joker

[limpid rose]

Hey guys, I opened the round one Buffoon pack. Should I take a smiley face or gamble on a mime

[slim junco]

mmmm

[slim junco]

how deep are you?

[limpid rose]

blue stake

[slim junco]

what ante?

[limpid rose]

Ante one lol

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXlKxjlUoo

[red hamlet]

take smiley

no gamba

[slim junco]

what it said

[limpid rose]

I took the mime before I even waited for a response LMAO

[red hamlet]

they're right there

[slim junco]

I feel terrible now, sorry for not checking!!

[turbid creek]

whoa

[red hamlet]

all gucci

[turbid creek]

oops all bloodstones

[red hamlet]

many forgetti

[cold sage]

wtf is it/its seriously

[red hamlet]

a pronoun 🙂

wtf is cool/kid

[cold sage]

I’m a cool kid

you’re not

[red hamlet]

yeah cause i';m an adult

[turbid creek]

oh neat! never met someone with those pronouns

[cold sage]

womp womp

[limpid rose]

"What the fuck is a pronoun" something you use eveyday dumbass

[slim junco]

guys, my pronouns are "uhmh... rh uhmy; uhghhh. phrew uhhhh", please use them ❤️ /j (hope the joke is not in bad taste)

[turbid creek]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[ancient harness]

na. hes kinda bad

[slim junco]

an argument over pronouns is crazy

[cold sage]

That’s not what I meant

[red hamlet]

mfw worst legendary 😔

[turbid creek]

hey Chicot

[red hamlet]

aloha

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-chicot-ronald-mcdonald-legendary-joker-gif-15560012248136535311

[turbid creek]

you're buddies with Trib and Yorick right?

[agile pawn]

chicot so good for feeding to the dagger

[slim junco]

we all want chicot carnally

[red hamlet]

🗿

i'm taken

[ancient harness]

no, its the only one i dont want

[turbid creek]

can you ask them to stop fucking hiding?

[ancient harness]

every other one has uses

[slim junco]

who's the lucky fella?

[turbid creek]

they're the two last jokers I'm missing

[red hamlet]

my girlfriend 😔

[slim junco]

whoopsie daisy

[turbid creek]

is it luchador?

[slim junco]

good for you tho

[raven vale]

SANS IS MINE!

[solar portal]

well that's a nice first shop lol

vagabond + license

[slim junco]

nicee

[turbid creek]

that's not possible

homeless people can't have ID (the US is a pit of corruption and apathy)

[solar portal]

no one's ever been able to call him!!!

[light pivot]

Baltaro

[solar portal]

sorry couldn't contain my autism

[slim junco]

wheel of fortnut working??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[solar portal]

real

[queen escarp]

what hand you play with greeg joker

[turbid creek]

FORTNITE?!

[solar portal]

fake

[slim junco]

#ilovemanifestingwhilegambling

[slim junco]

it's all propaganda

I just blacked out and someone edited my save file

literally impossible for a wheel of fortnut payout

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/768198252700893235/1345471574047723653/rapidsave.com_xv2q23akzdle1.gif

[queen escarp]

chat
do i take it
ante 1

[slim junco]

do you ahve any good uhhh

economy jokers?

[thin pilot]

shi looks ass

[queen escarp]

yeahhhh

[thin pilot]

that looks like a face

[slim junco]

fishy

:3

[queen escarp]

honestly chat

you know what i cant stand?

perishables

[thin pilot]

nah bro

[queen escarp]

Rental? okay fair game

[thin pilot]

u sleeping on perishables

[queen escarp]

no im not

[thin pilot]

get a solid blueprint ante 7

phew

[limber patio]

[turbid creek]

balatro creepypasta

[thin pilot]

[queen escarp]

get a solid blueprint ante 2

[limpid rose]

Im gonna bust

[slim junco]

bro??

oops all polychrome??

[thin pilot]

yah but i meanta perishable blueprint is still a blue[rint

[queen escarp]

NOW
get the paralaofero0fkpwejirghuierbgnveiwsf

yeah but

like

[slim junco]

😩

[queen escarp]

i dont benefit from it anyhow

rental? okay it costs 1$ at least
eternal? Great!

but PERISHABLE

id rather perish myself than get a perishable

[limpid rose]

Dont talk to me anymore, im too fuckin rich for you

[queen escarp]

i won

[solar portal]

ante 4 double online driver's license how neat

[slim junco]

like ofcourse

[solar portal]

jeff the killer imagte origin found

[thin pilot]

shit looks like a dumbass fish

[slim junco]

but actually better to get it so early I think

[thin pilot]

Extra chromosome fish

[queen escarp]

i lost

[thin pilot]

how

all u needed was 2 flushes

u ruined it

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[queen escarp]

guess WHAT

I DIDNT GOT 2 FLUSHES

[thin pilot]

u dont deserve the freak tree then

[solar portal]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-working-man-with-hammer-fish-gif-6474569857175174477

[queen escarp]

i dont even want it what is this

[thin pilot]

exact

[thin pilot]

thats what everyone says

but freak tree thinks otherwise

[limpid rose]

ITS HAPPENING

[queen escarp]

okay chat what do i play with the free burnt jonkler

[thin pilot]

high card

[slim junco]

my screen is so white

[slim junco]

what do I sell

[thin pilot]

parking ofc

he sucks

[slim junco]

all polychrome, trust

crazy

[queen escarp]

ii got a good feeling about it

[slim junco]

niceee

gl bro

[queen escarp]

I CAST NO FLUSHES

[turbid creek]

what should I blueprint?

[queen escarp]

dice 🔥

jk

imo the heart thingy is best to blueprint

[turbid creek]

bloodstone?

[queen escarp]

yeah

[turbid creek]

I figured but still wanted to get some advice

I don't trust my own judgement

[queen escarp]

honestly i always thought it was a rotten apple

[turbid creek]

bruh thats a rock

[queen escarp]

yeah

[slim junco]

greed

[turbid creek]

wall my detested

[slim junco]

just a skill issue

if i wouldnt have saved up my cryptid

that was so stupid

[dull valve]

They should make a sub like r/balatro but it's actually about the game

[queen escarp]

true

im going to KILL SOMEBODY

[kindred seal]

it'll blow over eventually

[dull valve]

It's second drama this month

I hate it it's so annoying

[queen escarp]

true

[kindred seal]

i got perishable brainstorm on ante 6

[queen escarp]

skip a couple of tags and problem solved

[kindred seal]

same here but reddit does reddit 😭

[queen escarp]

honestly all memes aside its LITTERALY 1984 this time

[kindred seal]

the missing 4$:

[wicked magnet]

What do you call a poker hand with all the cards having the same number

[dull valve]

Yea yea and we're literally owning the chuds by posting low effort memes with 2 jokers making out

[red hamlet]

based

[round garnet]

just beautiful mults working together

[kindred seal]

of all kinds

[red hamlet]

Wrong, Pair

[queen escarp]

five of a kind?

[kindred seal]

mods r totally seething dood!!! this will definitely help trans rights

[gritty fjord]

Five of a kind

[wicked magnet]

Plausible

[kindred seal]

true

[gritty fjord]

No that’s literally what the game calls it

[solar portal]

pairs

[kindred seal]

if you havent noticed none of the front page posts are removed

[gritty fjord]

If you do a five of a kind it’ll add that on top of royal flush

[wicked magnet]

Alrighr

I'll try getting it

Seems like a cool hand to play

[gritty fjord]

You gotta get the spectral card that changes ur hand to one rank

[wicked magnet]

Alright

[tiny gust]

Ba la tro

[exotic gate]

What is the balatro Reddit doing?

[wicked magnet]

Balatroing

[queen escarp]

:D

[dull valve]

Virtue signaling

[queen escarp]

for a second i thought it was bluepring 😭

[dull valve]

Bro is NOT copying the ability of the joker to the right

[agile pawn]

baltro

[exotic gate]

The mods are mad because of lgbtq?

[dull valve]

Literally no

Someone deleted a comment that had 2 jokers making out and it's suddenly queer erasure or whatever

Literally who gives a shit

[exotic gate]

But how is that a virtue signal or whatever that is

[red hamlet]

It's not

[exotic gate]

I mean its weird to be deleting those memes are they are popular

[quiet heron]

its literally a mistake

[red hamlet]

It got removed and reason stated was "low effort comment/post"
which is an extremely vague reason

[dull valve]

acting like you "just owned le homophobic mods" by posting gay fanart to the sub is

[queen escarp]

how can a comment be "low effort" tho

[dull valve]

that is fair enough

but

who gives a shit

its a single reddit comment

[exotic gate]

But are they allowed to post gay fan art?

Like it’s weird to specifically target that stuff now when it was fine before

[red hamlet]

People care because anything can be removed and called a low effort comment/post

[dull valve]

if its balatro related then yeah ig

[exotic gate]

that’s stupid

Ngl

[dull valve]

the issue is that i dont want to see posts about "owning le homophobe mods", i want to see posts about the game i like

[red hamlet]

Scroll

[dull valve]

its all culture war

[agile pawn]

Balatro

[drifting path]

I can make the king and joker kiss with deck of cards I have with me

[exotic gate]

Left what are you even on about

Culture war?

[wicked magnet]

I think everyone should just be eviscerated or something

[solar portal]

poker has gone woke... it's so joever

[wicked magnet]

Keeps things peaceful

For a while

[solar portal]

this is my take on every debate

[red hamlet]

Bro is over-reacting cause people are mad over a valid reason
yes people shouldn't just spam things

[dull valve]

truth nuke

[wicked magnet]

Fella

[red hamlet]

but let's not act like having a vague rule be used to remove shit is good or neutral

[frail trellis]

hi guys

[dull valve]

deleting a redddit comment is not a valid reason to be mad

[red hamlet]

Deleting a reddit comment and stating an extremely vague reason is a reason to be mad

[dull valve]

theres so much stuff on the internet made to make you mad already

[red hamlet]

If I was a mod I could just remove half the shit you post and state it's low effort

[turbid creek]

so that's what happened in the subreddit

[dull valve]

i dont need any more of it

[red hamlet]

Then log off

go outside

[dull valve]

yea im not on reddit rn thankfully

[turbid creek]

I was confused on whathad happened, so the mods are just powertripping?

[red hamlet]

Then stop complaining

[drifting path]

Redditor calling things Reddit 💔

[paper zephyr]

meow meow meow

[solar portal]

im not on reddit except when i have a tech issue and i need to see some post from 12 years ago to know how to fix it

[red hamlet]

Vague rule was used to remove a comment, that's it

[turbid creek]

the bluestorm yuri one right?

[solar portal]

speaking of calling things reddit, if reddit was person it'd so be elon musk.

[dull valve]

nah

[drifting path]

I become meme 🔥

[wicked magnet]

I go to reddit to see gay clowns making out sometimes

[solar portal]

did u see the clip of him saying "i am become meme"

[gritty fjord]

Elon is 4chan

[solar portal]

it's so 2019 reddit

[dull valve]

yea but it was old

[red hamlet]

It's not a black and white issue
Yes, people shouldn't just spam art now
But at the same time a clearer rule should've been used
Which they stated in a post explaining it better

That's it.

[solar portal]

it was like a month ago thooo

[dull valve]

wait actually

[drifting path]

Balatro needs new cards update 💔

[dull valve]

i thought it was like 2018 era thing

[solar portal]

no he's genuinely stuck in the past

[turbid creek]

man why does language have to be so subjective

[solar portal]

like this would've been funny as fuck in 2018 when big chungus or whatever was the pinnacle of comedy

[dull valve]

he has middle age crisis 100%

[turbid creek]

why can't we all just get along :(

[solar portal]

but it's so cringy now

[red hamlet]

he literally did it in 2018 too

[drifting path]

Someone bomb a cybertruck rn

[solar portal]

no way so he's reusing jokes from 2018???

[dull valve]

remember when he hosted meme review

[queen escarp]

thats so lame

[wicked magnet]

We wouldn't be humans

[solar portal]

i didn't rly know who he was back then

[turbid creek]

I guess...

[drifting path]

We all can get along hating musk

[red hamlet]

Very complicated reasons that make people not getting along very profitable

[limpid rose]

I am a federal employee. I have two kids that I support by myself and I am so scared I am going to lose my job because of him. Fuck elon musk

[solar portal]

EXACTLY

[turbid creek]

that we can agree on

[queen escarp]

😈

[solar portal]

i hope you dont lose ur job cuz of this built like a cardboard box mf

[queen escarp]

WHAT
I DIDNT GOT A SINGLE CARD

[gritty fjord]

He is built like an arrow

[turbid creek]

hell yeah I love nothingburgers

[red hamlet]

Bro is built like a playdoh dick

[gritty fjord]

Ew

Don’t talk to me

[queen escarp]

what chances of losing 8 1/4s

[gritty fjord]

Gross

[red hamlet]

Arrows are cool and streamline

[wicked magnet]

Good luck with life

[red hamlet]

depends

Glass - impossible
wheel of fortune - always

[turbid creek]

THIS SHIT AINT 1 IN 4

[gritty fjord]

In a row?

[wicked magnet]

Invisible 0s

[queen escarp]

IN A ROW

[limpid rose]

Speaking of stupid rich assholes

[outer cairn]

No Homo🫣

[undone oxide]

gold ticket + midas mask: 0 dollars

[red hamlet]

?

[limpid rose]

I make 80 bucks a hand, of course im going to roll down to zero lol

[red hamlet]

midas procs after vampire due to card order
so they get ungolded then golded again

[dull valve]

im tryingto play anaglyph on gold stake to get a bunch of gold stickers through negative tags but this strat worked only once so far

[red hamlet]

ah he broke rn

[undone oxide]

fair enough

[dull valve]

i think there should be an easter egg that if you play three of a kind of 6 your computer explodes (sinning overload)

[red hamlet]

i think if you play a 6 and a 9, 2 jimbos appear and make out

[steep ridge]

Hi

[steep ridge]

Lemme try this one

[solar portal]

balatro.exe

[solar portal]

time to fact check

[tough edge]

this hurts my soul

[ancient harness]

usually just pair

ill just try to go for a build that revolves around using the cards given as the blind starts

[past root]

High card every time

[distant ore]

my first naneinf

[ancient harness]

na, i save high card for obilesk

use pairs. then go to highcard

(or the opposite)

[red hamlet]

you might be foreced to play high card so best to not use that to juice before obelisk pivot

[shy gate]

Hey

[red hamlet]

aloha

[shy gate]

I'm new here 😺

[dull valve]

i hate gold stake

hope its deleted next update

[undone oxide]

new stake: stake stake

[dull valve]

maybe it would be better balanced

gold stake is just frustrating

[red hamlet]

blue stake is getting moe balanced

[dull valve]

i wanna go for a skip to spice up the run

but

the rare/poly/negative joker ill be getting is almost guaranteed to be perishable or rental

tag jokers need immunity to negative traits

[undone oxide]

pro balat ro tip: always pivit for the egg dagger

real

[dull valve]

if you skip for a rare and get a rental obelisk you just threw your run

[echo violet]

most op strat

2 daggers

[lost kindle]

what should i throw away

[undone oxide]

fake

[lost kindle]

constellation is on x5.7

[lost kindle]

bro wym fake

[undone oxide]

i said fake to the person above me.

[lost kindle]

mb

[undone oxide]

riff-raff + dagger trust

[solar portal]

wow

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese If yes and u wanna play ping me ok

[undone oxide]

photochad

[round garnet]

this shit goes so hard

[undone oxide]

balatro

[shy gate]

😺

[ancient harness]

this goes even harder

irl balatro

[round garnet]

random ass king

[exotic gate]

Not yet need some yuri

[drifting path]

All ass cards 💔

Baseball is good

[ancient harness]

WHAT 😭

[shy gate]

Mime?

[drifting path]

He’s alr

[undone oxide]

how is mime ass

[shy gate]

👺

[lost kindle]

shuold i take it?

[exotic gate]

You haven’t seen mods were mad at gay memes on the subreddit

[round garnet]

the throwback absolutely nailed the joker smile

[ancient harness]

erm. yuri is female x female. this image is male x male

[exotic gate]

No they were calling that yuri

And mods were mad at that

[ancient harness]

bruh

[shy gate]

Lol

[verbal zephyr]

brother doesn’t know brainstorm x blueprint is yuri

[ancient harness]

YEEEESSS

[drifting path]

Balatro is now woke💔💔💔

[ancient harness]

no

[drifting path]

It’s over 💔💔💔

[exotic gate]

Yes

[ancient harness]

no

[drifting path]

Gay cards

[ancient harness]

?

[rain marsh]

the economy will never recover

[shy gate]

??? Lmao

[rain marsh]

wokelatro

[past root]

Joker Idea, Ally

X3 score if scoring cards consist of only queens

[cold sage]

Freaklatro

[shy gate]

Bro, I'm one stake away from my first gold, but I can't do it 👺

[ancient harness]

needs to be a server emoji 💀

[cold sage]

More a sticker

[past root]

Baron x Acrobat 😫

[rain marsh]

hand consisting of only 1 type of face card, gotta be inclusive now

[ancient harness]

NA

thats crazy 😭

[undone oxide]

hanging egg

[drifting path]

That’s three people

[past root]

Poly denier

[rain marsh]

this guy doesnt know of polyamory

[undone oxide]

hello random chicot

[exotic gate]

Careful yall left will say that we are doing a culture war

[fresh spruce]

chicot has got to have a higher chance to appear than other jokers

[rain marsh]

what does this mean

[drifting path]

He’s an instigator 😭😭

[exotic gate]

No idea

[drifting path]

He does this a lot

[shy gate]

I never got chicot 😶

[exotic gate]

He said it was a culture war for people mad that mods were removing the gay memes

[undone oxide]

chicot showing up at the most inconvenient time

[drifting path]

W rage bait

[ancient harness]

where?

[cold sage]

Space Joker x Burglar

[undone oxide]

also chicot sold

i lost because of chicot

[rain marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/you-bait-like-a-you-bait-bait-gman-gif-4343162085042298619

[fresh spruce]

egh, it's mainly just "I sold a joker for this :("

[round garnet]

free 10$

[rain marsh]

chicot is temperance value

[round garnet]

if you count that as bait i could be the master baiter

[fresh spruce]

I don't hate chico I just got him 4/6 of my soul cards so far

[undone oxide]

chicot is clog space

[exotic gate]

Im not even baiting that person said it was

[drifting path]

W bait

[past root]

Chicot is just shittier luchador you can't change my mind

[exotic gate]

I have no idea what it is

[rain marsh]

beat a round with him on gold stake so he never shows up again if you're playing gold stake

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-loading-gun-cursed-emoji-mad-gif-24853374

[exotic gate]

So are we getting a banana deck for the new update

[ancient harness]

anyone else feel this way?

[shy gate]

Luchador from a soul card

[rain marsh]

2018 ass gif

[ancient harness]

as in. all cards have a 1/6 chance of breaking?

[undone oxide]

true statement @red hamlet

[fresh spruce]

nah I run jokerless

[ancient harness]

how

[red hamlet]

Luchador doesn't give you permanent handsize if you get multiple

[kindred seal]

yes because scale

scaling

[fresh spruce]

red seal steel cards in hand with flush five red seal glass

[drifting path]

Chicot should be negative

[kindred seal]

if you get a good legendary card

[red hamlet]

Chicot should by default have an inverse for all bosses and be active at 1

So wall and violet being smaller by default instead of needing an extra copy
Manacles giving +1 hand size
Etc

[past root]

The serpent

[undone oxide]

new update: chicot removed

[red hamlet]

Make it give 5 cards regardless

[ancient harness]

bro the balatro subreddit is filled with gold like this

[red hamlet]

Peak

[ancient harness]

crazy

[past root]

So glad society is healing

[ancient harness]

healing. idk about that...

[drifting path]

Reminds me one of these dumb dsmp fan art days 💔

[fresh spruce]

I need to dress up in jester makeup for no particular reason

[ancient harness]

degrading. yes

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-clown-meme-clown-makeup-tiktok-meme-gif-5027002171813147364

[red hamlet]

In what way?

[ancient harness]

a lot of ways

the internet is both humanities greatest and Worse invention

[round garnet]

we need to talk about the social and economic state of balala community recently

[undone oxide]

new joker: when chicot is drawn, add double its sell value to temperance 🔥

[ancient harness]

hmm

[slim junco]

I joined this Server with difficulties trying to beat the Violet Vessel.
You guys were always helpful with your tips and tricks. And now?

[ancient harness]

now, what?

[past root]

We've gone woke

[ancient harness]

ah nice

[ancient harness]

NOOOOO

[red hamlet]

All educated

[slim junco]

I finished unlocking all decks! 🙂 with my final boss blind being the Violet Vessel! ^_^

[drifting path]

Chess is now woke poker is now woke 💔💔

[ancient harness]

mmmmm. the first 4 though

[red hamlet]

Banger

[echo violet]

wait what

is that a mod

[red hamlet]

Texture pack, ye

[shy gate]

Peak

[red hamlet]

Harlequin pack on nexus

[ancient harness]

💀

[echo violet]

thats sick

[tardy cloud]

Concubine
Concoction
Concluded
Concrete
Criminal
Character
Convoluted
Controlling
Cars
Captured
Carefully
Consultation
Confirms
Congratulations
Coming.

[undone oxide]

C.

[ancient harness]

you forgot circle

[echo violet]

ill get some texture pack too

[red hamlet]

Chess always woke
Queen stronger than king and paws can transition to queens or become furries

[tardy cloud]

Circle is pronounced with a C not a K

[ancient harness]

wait. is it possible to add texturepacks without modding?

[red hamlet]

No lol

[slim junco]

Yeah ^_^ All decks unlocked now. And only 9 Jokers left.

[shy gate]

Any tip for orange stake? 🥺

[ancient harness]

:curses:

[past root]

Pray

[undone oxide]

eat an orange before doing

[shy gate]

I guess those are good tips

Thanks

[dull spear]

Just unlocked gold stake on black deck….. I will overcome this beast!!!

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/fireplace-आग-fire-burn-flame-gif-5691949

[drifting path]

Bishop has a dead name now ❤️ now he’s name is Bobby

[fresh spruce]

I wish you the best

[slim junco]

Remember the proper sequence of bows and claps. 🙇‍♂️ 👏

[red hamlet]

I always called them diagonal bois

[ancient harness]

no. jusst no

[red hamlet]

It was hilarious to see the crash out people had when chess.com got to renaming the bishop

[shy gate]

I've been for almost 3 days stuck on orange stake green deck 😔

[red hamlet]

They've done it with the rook and the horse before
But the bishop is an issue xdd

[oblique isle]

Switch the names of the rook and bishop just for fun

[red hamlet]

The Bishop is just a pawn but someone slashed it

Lil bit more fruity
Pawn ♟️
Bishop ♟️ 🫳

[slim junco]

Let move to #🕹・game-discussion

[undone oxide]

person below me gets sentenced to 10 day no blueprint no egg

[drifting path]

To take a chess piece they need to vore each other 💔💔 very woke game

[undone oxide]

seven has been sentenced.

EGG SPOTTING

[lost kindle]

ggs 🫡

[magic swan]

man fuck perishable

[oblique isle]

What convinced you to thing saying this was a good idea

[round garnet]

seltser ante 16 is crazy

[oblique isle]

Trueeee

[lost kindle]

technically keeping stencil is better than getting brainstorm

cos if u got brainstorm stencil would be at 4x

[magic swan]

you might wanna reconsider that

[lost kindle]

not 5x

[magic swan]

cuz why

[round garnet]

yep

[magic swan]

mf

[red hamlet]

ok?

what's your most played hand

flush?

[lost kindle]

i have a feeling ik that seed

[magic swan]

it's checkered

[red hamlet]

and wha'ts the leveled

[lost kindle]

i did a run on it

[magic swan]

judging by your name, of course

[magic swan]

1

gg

[red hamlet]

lvl 1 flush????

[lost kindle]

whats the seed name?

[red hamlet]

on gold????

[magic swan]

yes

[red hamlet]

checekred

level 1 flush

bro

[lost kindle]

cos im pretty sure i went thru verdant

[round garnet]

bro could double his score with a single planet card

[karmic sequoia]

lvl 1 flush ante 8 is crazy work

allergic to planet cards

[red hamlet]

anyways

[magic swan]

im not addicted to planets

[magic swan]

J5QL88L7

[magic swan]

on carp

[red hamlet]

Lvl 1 flush ante 8 ON CHECKERED

Bro is asking to lose

[lost kindle]

how do u have level 1 flush on checkered 😭

its like

the best hand to play

[undone oxide]

riff-raff buff: first 2 cards are guaranteed egg

[lost kindle]

oncheckered

[karmic sequoia]

too op

[undone oxide]

ceremonial dagger + riff raff

[red hamlet]

it can already make photochad and gros michel and cavendish

[undone oxide]

i need eg..

[karmic sequoia]

riff raff automatically makes photochad first blind

[magic swan]

DUDE

[karmic sequoia]

it's gotta be something with the seed

[undone oxide]

0 planets

[past root]

Planetless challenge

[magic swan]

im like gru

fuck the planets

[magic swan]

or rick

[karmic sequoia]

nvm bro your just blind or something

[lost kindle]

all joker stencils

u need to play on black stake tho

[magic swan]

invis and eternal

[gentle crane]

what Is this btw a website or?

[vagrant bane]

Test

[lost kindle]

black stake is a requirement

[lost kindle]

search the soul balatro

[red hamlet]

https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/

[lost kindle]

or seen analyser

[karmic sequoia]

Joker stencil enthusiast over here

[lost kindle]

who

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[undone oxide]

joker stencil when they meet ceremonial egg:

[lost kindle]

i fw both

[red hamlet]

do you fw me?

[undone oxide]

because your run-ending chicot no

[magic swan]

where the madness love at

[lost kindle]

chicot u r my goat legendary joker

[undone oxide]

false chicot isnt a legendary

chicot is a common joker and its original name was: "temperance booster"

[red hamlet]

you're a roblox dev

you can't be talkin

[vagrant bane]

Lmao

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-korean-gamer-kick-gif-11856193241372542273

[undone oxide]

truly a gif of all time

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[undone oxide]

fair enough

[fiery yew]

was this actually true?

[red hamlet]

no

[fiery yew]

good

[lost kindle]

i love koreans

[undone oxide]

balatro

[lost kindle]

east asians r da bes!!!!

[magic swan]

yes

[undone oxide]

egg is peak

[lost kindle]

can u copy my money

[tardy cloud]

Question: is this character cute ?

[fiery yew]

the horror

[undone oxide]

sorry theres an egg on screen i cant tell

[red hamlet]

as long as it's not ai, ye

[tardy cloud]

It's not

[undone oxide]

my dumb ass just played a 3 and a king instead of a death

[red hamlet]

good, good

[lost kindle]

a fellow ai art hater 👏

[daring dagger]

Generic-ish but not bad imo

[red hamlet]

a fellow normal person

[daring dagger]

Well no normal person plays balatro

[undone oxide]

gambling

[lost kindle]

whats so bad w balatro 😢

[echo violet]

normal person lmao

[cedar glade]

i got like half my class into balatro like last month

[echo violet]

just like

aight

[cedar glade]

would call them normal people

[vagrant bane]

4 fingers is a reference to actual poker

[undone oxide]

speaking of gambling we were doing this probability project and somebody bought a whole roulette spiner thingy

[echo violet]

same hahaha

we all play balatro in class

[vagrant bane]

4 card straight/flush are a thing we cry about

[echo violet]

i never play straights

[cedar glade]

i cant really do that cause our school cries about personal devices

[echo violet]

ah

we work with laptop

[vagrant bane]

This person has not done the short city challenge

[lost kindle]

how do u guys influence ur classmates bru

[echo violet]

what

[lost kindle]

i think im too old for my generation

[undone oxide]

be manipulator

[echo violet]

by classmates i mean friends

like

[lost kindle]

ohh

[echo violet]

their good friends in my class

[lost kindle]

theres only 11 person ik who also plays balatro

1

1 person

[echo violet]

ah lmaoo

[undone oxide]

i guess they arent very balatro

[vagrant bane]

15 minute city

[echo violet]

nah whenever i play a game its cuz a friend has recommended it

irl

[lost kindle]

my school is infested w block blast players

[echo violet]

ONG

[undone oxide]

thats for everyone

[echo violet]

bro im boutta beat up my friend

[vagrant bane]

No block blast is hom

[echo violet]

playin that shit in class

its not even fun

[vagrant bane]

Snake is cool

[undone oxide]

saw someone try and download block blast mid lecture on their watch

[lost kindle]

tetris

the original is goated

[echo violet]

we also had a bloons td 6 phase

[lost kindle]

whas yo major

[echo violet]

it was goated

[lost kindle]

bloons is still goated

[echo violet]

sometimes play it

[vagrant bane]

Fuck It pokemon showdown

[echo violet]

i need a new like touchscreen game

[lost kindle]

havent played it yet

[echo violet]

for school

[lost kindle]

omori 😈

[cedar glade]

project sekai

[echo violet]

i played some pokemon games too

[lost kindle]

play it during scool

trust

[echo violet]

that cant be good