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[exotic tundra]

The joker is like blue

[languid quest]

IM FUCKING WEEING IT

[lament hollow]

fatty

[red hamlet]

blueprint

[zenith owl]

I am trying to be

[exotic tundra]

No

Uhhh

One sec

[red hamlet]

brainstorm?

[zenith owl]

But it's almost as if I have a void in my stomach

[lament hollow]

brew

[vagrant bane]

Brainprint

[lament hollow]

brue

[red hamlet]

?

[vagrant bane]

Bluestorm

[zenith owl]

I eat alot of stuff and I never get fat for some reason

[lament hollow]

blow

[exotic tundra]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

bro is not blue

bro is yellowy brown

[exotic tundra]

The joker is blue

[lament hollow]

high metabolism?

[languid quest]

Do I sell hanging or hack

[red hamlet]

hanging

[zenith owl]

It's a big problem

[vagrant bane]

Cola spotted

[languid quest]

K

[lament hollow]

hack probably isn’t doing anything

[red hamlet]

retriggers 2s for wee scaling

[languid quest]

Ysah

[zenith owl]

Sell yourself

[languid quest]

I'm playing poly 2s

[lament hollow]

okk ookaaa

[vagrant bane]

Sell fool

[exotic tundra]

What does it do?

I keep seeing it online

[lament hollow]

look

[exotic tundra]

Ohhhhh so it's blueprint

[red hamlet]

looking

[lament hollow]

no

[exotic tundra]

Basically

[vagrant bane]

It does lesbian stuff

[lament hollow]

not not not

[red hamlet]

yeah but worse

[zenith owl]

A wise man once said: having four fingers is better than having no fingers at all

[true flax]

guess i'm running discards

[exotic tundra]

Still a good card

[red hamlet]

if you have multiple blueprints, they can copy different jokers
brainstorm only copies far left

[zenith owl]

Don't finger me

[red hamlet]

yeah obv

[lament hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-schizophrenia-gif-21206039

[zenith owl]

We got a discard run before gta 6

[languid quest]

Oops All 2s

[zenith owl]

Erratic deck?

[lament hollow]

double you tee eff

[digital tusk]

you better have a wee

[zenith owl]

I am blind

[languid quest]

It's at like2.8k

[red hamlet]

weeee boi

[zenith owl]

Chicot > wee joker

[digital tusk]

better take brainstorm

[zenith owl]

That's why i just said I am blind

[digital tusk]

noooo not hanging chad

[zenith owl]

Gg you are dead bro

[languid quest]

Hack is better

[languid quest]

Let's see

[red hamlet]

bro is on plasma

lmfao

[digital tusk]

are 2’s your scoring card/hand too?

[true flax]

yall fr sleeping on banner

[zenith owl]

Why isn't there a 1 playing card

Why is the lowest 2

[red hamlet]

ace

[languid quest]

Ace is 1

[zenith owl]

That's not my question

[red hamlet]

a 2 3 4 5 is a straight

[languid quest]

It is

[zenith owl]

Ace is 11

[red hamlet]

or 1

[zenith owl]

11

[digital tusk]

its like 2 chips on higher stakes :(

[languid quest]

11 points. It's rank is 1

[red hamlet]

i'm going to throw lesbians at you

[zenith owl]

Useless threats and nothing happens

Seriously

Like when

Show me

[languid quest]

Calm down

[red hamlet]

you said you odn't want them in DMs

[languid quest]

Lmao

[red hamlet]

so i didn't send any

[zenith owl]

Oh ok send them

[red hamlet]

too late

[zenith owl]

Pls

I am a burglar

[red hamlet]

oh btw, the french have the ace as 1

[zenith owl]

I am struggling to make ends meet

[languid quest]

Flex

[zenith owl]

I wonder why

Bri ish

Oh waiy

Wrong country

They are the same tho

[languid quest]

LMAO

[zenith owl]

Wait

What's R?

[languid quest]

King

[zenith owl]

King doesn't have R

[languid quest]

French?

[zenith owl]

Am i missing something hello

Ring?

[languid quest]

Yes

It's french

[zenith owl]

What's the queen then

[red hamlet]

valet (knave or jack), the dame (lady or queen), and the roi (king)

[languid quest]

D

[zenith owl]

What about the jonkler

[languid quest]

V

[true flax]

who do i drop

[zenith owl]

Throw lesbians at me bro @red hamlet

[severe trout]

chat has anyone done like

diy joker for collabed games

[true flax]

thinking on gratif

[past root]

SO REAL

[languid quest]

Bye bye gratif

Mr Information when he finds out people are spreading Ms. Information

[fickle kestrel]

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[red hamlet]

mfw i considered making a drag persona called Ms Information

[fluid dragon]

If you were to simplify a jack, what would it look like

[cunning patio]

FUCK

[fluid dragon]

I need a design for a simple jack, I can't draw faces<3

[fluid dragon]

Ok that's one

Any others?

[red hamlet]

or you can make union jack

[fluid dragon]

Another good one

Oh!!!

That

Is a good idea

[red hamlet]

cause it would be funny

[fluid dragon]

Maybe

[zenith owl]

Your fault for thinking flush is a good hand

[red hamlet]

mfw that boss adapts to highest played hand

[zenith owl]

Ik but still

[cunning patio]

i had ancient joker+blueprint so like it was

[zenith owl]

Flush sucks so bad

[fluid dragon]

I have crown scepter, idk what else...

[zenith owl]

Flush is only good if you have smeared joker

Other than that it actually sucks

Why would anyone smear a jonkler

I feel bad for joker

Imagine getting smeared

It must hurt

[cunning patio]

and being a joker...

[zenith owl]

Yeah

Being a cloud and shaped as a nine

Definitely a joker

Bro i wonder what the red card joker is called

It's a just a red card

Like what's the name

[hexed canyon]

Jim

[red hamlet]

it's just red card

[true flax]

red card

[exotic tundra]

I know what you're om about

[true flax]

full name red card

[exotic tundra]

It's the pack discard one

[red hamlet]

is just joker

[boreal niche]

Joker Joker - Legendary
+4 Mult
When Blind is selected, add the effects of 2 random Jokers to this Joker

[exotic tundra]

I wanna 100% all decks, anyone got any recommendations

[red hamlet]

repost

[boreal niche]

this is the peakest joker idea on balatrocord

/j

why would i not repost it

[red hamlet]

the real joker is you

[true flax]

how am i surviving ante 2 with 0 bucks and only wee joker

[red hamlet]

we is big pp

[languid quest]

Wee curse

[red hamlet]

metink megobed

[past root]

Chat I've eaten 7 mandarins today am I gonna die

[exotic tundra]

Why

Ive had a bunch of mediocre square pizza slices not at home

[limpid rose]

???

[cunning patio]

ancient joker my beloved

[red hamlet]

I really like ancient joker

He goes 🗿 and gives me 1.5x

[true flax]

ok nvm this is good

[red hamlet]

Also like the only joker that I have to skip with sometimes lmfao

[cunning patio]

frrr i love that guy

[exotic tundra]

What's that one joker that gets .25x mult on each added playing card

[red hamlet]

Hologram

[true flax]

wheres hack

i need hack.

[exotic tundra]

Not enough people give that one credit

Or rhe planet adding one

That one is great too

[zenith owl]

YouTube premium > spotify premium

[exotic tundra]

Ehhh kinda

[zenith owl]

You get yt music and yt premium

[past root]

Hologram + Throwback combo always hits

[red hamlet]

Bro

[exotic tundra]

£17 Though

[red hamlet]

Everyone gives hologram and constellation credit lmfao

[zenith owl]

And it's the same price as spotify premium @exotic tundra

What

No

[past root]

Monopoly money

[zenith owl]

It's the same price

[exotic tundra]

I only got this game like 3 days ago

[zenith owl]

Did you get canio?

[red hamlet]

Ublock Origin > youtube premium

[zenith owl]

Whay

[exotic tundra]

Yep I just have an add blocker

Now that I have 2nd monitor it's great

[past root]

APKs

[zenith owl]

Me > all other jokers

[red hamlet]

Revanced

[exotic tundra]

No way spotify premium is £16

[royal zenith]

Perishable blueprint in ante 4 staying alive just long enough to get the run to the end :P

[zenith owl]

It's one pound difference and you get twice the better service

[past root]

Da slop 4 today

[red hamlet]

How lmfao

[true flax]

i underestimated wee joker

[zenith owl]

This looks vomit inducing

[past root]

It's just chicken and ramen with cream of chicken

Poor stew

[red hamlet]

Spotify is actually convenient to use
The only reason to buy yt premium is if you're actually tech illiterate to get revanced or ublock

[indigo lagoon]

bro how the fk do i actually deckbuild im new

[exotic tundra]

Bro you look like more of a burglar than the burglar card what kinda prison 5 a day containing hog slop is that

[zenith owl]

Bro yt premium gives you yt music

And yt music is way better

[red hamlet]

How

[past root]

Fool + Hanged man, remove cards before you add them or you'll drown

[zenith owl]

Everything

It has music that isn't on spotify

[exotic tundra]

If you never watch yt Spotify is better but most don't so

[zenith owl]

Spotify only allows stuff from Offical artists

[red hamlet]

Like minecraft slop remixes?

[lament hollow]

they don’t know that I gave them a shit ton of headcanons and lore

[zenith owl]

No

Remixes

And other stuff

[indigo lagoon]

thanks man i got a lucky seed (early trib and perkeo) but i fked it up

[red hamlet]

Slop 💔

[exotic tundra]

What

[lament hollow]

im

[exotic tundra]

I haven't had a perkeo

[zenith owl]

Is lusty joker about king and queen sucking and fucking and they give birth to Jack?

[past root]

Usually I'll try to whittle my deck to like 20-30 cards before I start using tech like death and DNA

[exotic tundra]

Unfortunately

[past root]

Trading card is almost a must take

[exotic tundra]

Is deck shaping worth it ante 8 and below. But like to a larger extent than just adding the odd card

[red hamlet]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

no

[cunning patio]

🤑

[zenith owl]

Stop cheating poker

[exotic tundra]

I'm with burglar joker on this

[zenith owl]

Cheating poker should be illegal

[red hamlet]

You want to hit the cards that are good more often than not

[slim junco]

can someone tell me a nice seed with DNA's

[zenith owl]

Don't use jokers

[slim junco]

like 3

[indigo lagoon]

the dopamine

[zenith owl]

Jokers don't joke they cheat poker

[cunning patio]

fr

[zenith owl]

I am impressed by the fact you reached purple stake with that horrendous ass deck

I hate anaglyph

[past root]

Anaglyph is on my deck Mt Rushmore

We got painted, erratic, anaglyph, checkered for relaxing runs

[red hamlet]

Peak deck for gold stake stickers farming

Just take a negative skip at some point and juice up the jokesters

[indigo lagoon]

i love checkered sm

[past root]

This public universal friend gets it

[languid quest]

@zenith owl

[indigo lagoon]

makes me forget about all that shitty luck

[red hamlet]

YOOOOOO
Haven't heard of them for so long

[true flax]

i desperately need hack

like

NOW

[past root]

They're fr da 🐐 no cap

[red hamlet]

He chilling

[true flax]

i'm so desperate for a semblance of a happy run that i had to take base jimbo with me

the situation is dire

[red hamlet]

Jimbo and his son

[past root]

Always good to have a little moral support

[true flax]

jimbo and jimbini

[red hamlet]

We need a big jimbo

Jumbo

night night chat

[true flax]

jimbo carried

[true flax]

goodnight sleep well

[past root]

C yuh 🗿

[pine monolith]

Bro I can't

[stoic egret]

Bruh the luck so far is crazy

[true flax]

ok i have a 1/150 chance to get hack

do i go for it

[royal zenith]

Just killed a gold stake run to zoning out for a second and losing all rtb progress ;-;

[pine monolith]

F

I'm too scared to ever buy RTB

I'd need some kind of mod that's like "BRO ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS KING BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY FUCKING STUPID IF YOU DO" and a 5 second timer before I can click play

[true flax]

change of plans, feed vampire EVERYTHING I OWN

[pine monolith]

Changing build mid run is the sign of a skilled roguelike gamer

[shy heart]

im spongbob

[lapis latch]

Hi

[fluid dragon]

Check out my diamonds

[neon mulch]

lol

reminds me of this

[fluid dragon]

Took me forever to think of a jack idea, but a dagger with the suit as the pommel seems to work well!

[lapis latch]

Diamonds

[fluid dragon]

<3

Diamonds!!!

[lapis latch]

Dimond

Yummy

[pine monolith]

<>

Diamonds!!!

[fluid dragon]

Your right

I failed

[neon mulch]

Evelynn

[lapis latch]

We need more dimnos

Dimonds

Diamson

[fluid dragon]

Actually

[lapis latch]

Diamosn

Fuck

[fluid dragon]

I need to make hearts now

Slightly harder than diamonds

[lapis latch]

Fuck it we bloodstone 🗣️

[fluid dragon]

Then spades, then clubs...

[lapis latch]

Blackboard, my goat frfr

[fluid dragon]

Clubs are going to be a pain to draw

[past root]

Y'all smashing onyx agate?

[royal zenith]

Nevermind i salvaged it LMAO
Lost hope too early

[spark olive]

somebody should actually make a mod that replaces that one joker card (in this context the one being referenced in this post) with the mclovin ID 💯

or maybe its not that hard to just replace the asset file using UABE

https://tenor.com/view/mclovin-gif-19000902

yeah.... i dont have no fucking idea which of these files contain the jokers

[strong rose]

i beat gold stake

finally

what

[spark olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221233322571731107/1298484207621902418/RenderedVideo-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[spark olive]

https://tenor.com/view/barely-legally-blind-nothing-to-see-here-see-nothing-see-anything-gif-16674728447342862566

[strong rose]

:skull

[spark olive]

https://tenor.com/view/not-like-us-they-not-like-us-gif-4811311792863759705

[rugged spire]

does oops! all 6's increase the chance of a glass breaking

[strong rose]

• Spare Trousers (+54 mult, Polychrome)
• Constellation (x2.8 mult)
• Driver's License (x3, 19 enhanced cards)
• Driver's License (x3, 19 enhanced cards)
• Hologram (x4.5 mult)

[strong rose]

yes

it increases all odds

[spark olive]

https://tenor.com/view/club-penguin-gif-23754816

[past root]

NOOOOO, MY BANANA

[slim junco]

XD55DZ57

Use the Ghost Deck and beat the first Boss Blind to get an amazing shop. Use Hex on the DNA there, open the Spectral to get an Ankh to duplicate it, and use the Wraith to get an Invisible Joker to set up a triple DNA run.

Bonus: Beat Ante 3 and skip twice for the Rare and Negative tags to bag a free negative blueprint too

Set up a Steel Red Seal Kings Strat and get rewarded with a Holo Baron in Ante 9! Mad fun run

cool 👌

[spark olive]

truly a pantaloons moment

[strong rose]

pants <3

[spark olive]

and a neon joker moment or smth i forgor the name of the lil guy

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[strong rose]

neon joker

uh

[past root]

Hologram they mean

[strong rose]

hologram

[spark olive]

holographic jonkler

[spark olive]

we got a winner

[true flax]

somehow worked

[spark olive]

ggs

[languid quest]

Why so Balatrious

[royal zenith]

Nice

[strong rose]

ty

[true flax]

damn this was most likely my sloppiest run yet

wee joker strat with only two 2s on deck is wild 😭

[strong rose]

crazy

gg

[true flax]

scholar saved a lot tho

wee got to like, 592 i think

fuck immolate for eating half of my 2s btw

[strong rose]

time to move on to blue deck

!!

[fluid dragon]

Hearts done!!!

[royal zenith]

This was a goofy run :P

[languid quest]

I'm joking it

[civic rock]

Unlucky final boss draw

[lament hollow]

FLUSH FIVE YEAH

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[fluid dragon]

I got hearts done now >:)

Now I need to learn how to draw spades...

[lament hollow]

I apologize for my unintellectual analysis

I meant royal flush

[lament hollow]

it’s quite easy

[fluid dragon]

Yeah :>

[fluid dragon]

Oh?

Well

Upsidedown heart

Triangle

But it's hard :<

I got this >:)

[finite shadow]

Lowkey forgot how miserable and not fun green deck is lol

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Money Ticket: Your score = your money

[finite shadow]

Balanced and perfect

[vagrant bane]

Oh wait you don't understand

15 dollars

Is 15 score

[restive pewter]

it’s just adds it to your score?

[vagrant bane]

No

[finite shadow]

No

[restive pewter]

what?

[limber patio]

Hi

[agile pawn]

obelisk gaming

[brazen phoenix]

big fan

[limber patio]

Umm why your card is anime

[brazen phoenix]

what is your most played hand right now

[dapper wing]

dawg this is the first shop

[agile pawn]

40 high cards

[agile pawn]

why not

[limber patio]

Bc That nice

[candid ingot]

stuntman who

[solemn elm]

white stake checkered

[quick moat]

It’s not the same

You need to -2 hand size

You NEED it

[candid ingot]

i gold staked red the other day, this is my first time playing past the first 5 decks

checkered is fun

abandoned is my favorite so far

[steep topaz]

my run is over, i just couldn't get enough kings/steel/glass cards 😦

def ruined myself on a pot nanoinf run

[finite plover]

Can somebody help me optimize this run?

*sorry for my potato laptop

[strong rose]

red stake win

[chrome oxide]

Ideally you’d want to move out of flush five to high card to maximize Baron/mime potential. However with the lack of red seal, low level high card and lack of blueprints/brainstorm you wouldn’t score nearly as high right now.

Also you’d probably have more luck getting answers in #🕹・game-discussion

[fossil cloak]

ur going to need a red seal king so you can sell the trib

dont play flush 5 first hand for more parking econ

[chrome oxide]

^

[calm cypress]

do i drop Fib, Card shark, or Loyalty?

[chrome oxide]

Loyalty

[calm cypress]

thats what I was thinking but this is rough yo

[chrome oxide]

Idk what hand you’re playing but

[fossil cloak]

wait how does bro have negative tag

[chrome oxide]

Screw loyalty

Throwback spawned with an edition already

So negative tag didn’t proc

[calm cypress]

ok lesgeddit

[fossil cloak]

oh mb

[calm cypress]

this is why

lmao

I mean, it's no Midas but I'll take it:

bruh now what do I drop for a Soul?

I think card sharp at this point

hope it comes back around with a shinier personality

yorick

nah I lost rip

[pallid sapphire]

too late to scale yorick

[graceful elk]

holy frick is that the goat kasane teto

[cold merlin]

Damn black deck is like... sure 1 extra joker is nice, but 3 hands might just murder you if you get shafted with joker offerings

[pallid sapphire]

On the bright side if you lose on black you usually lose pretty fast

[waxen python]

I want to play balatro.

[livid delta]

Go buy balatro.

[waxen python]

I don't have money, also balatro costs around 44 bucks here.

Once I get enough money I will buy it in a few months

[solemn elm]

are you talking about balatro mobile or the steam version

because the mobile version doesnt have localised prices

[waxen python]

Steam.

[lunar tusk]

i feel you. where i live we pay the second highest price

[waxen python]

It's ass. Unfortunately there's nothing we can do about it.

[lunar tusk]

besides piracy, no

we pay between 10 to 20% more on games

[safe ore]

I'm sorry $44???

[waxen python]

Yes

[safe ore]

Wtf

[solemn elm]

what region is that

[safe ore]

You in different currency or sum?

[waxen python]

Brazil.

[tacit igloo]

Funny run?

[waxen python]

One of the runs of all time.

[safe ore]

Ohhh

[finite plover]

Can someone let me DM to help with my run?

[waxen python]

I live in Brazil, and usually things here don't get localized.

[solemn elm]

it already is localised though

if youre comparing direct conversion, it's about half as expensive in brazilian real as it is in USD / GBP

[livid delta]

WHAT

[solemn elm]

completely different currency

[waxen python]

Damn, and still get 44 bucks.

[livid delta]

oh

[waxen python]

I don't know how economics works.

[solemn elm]

converted its about 7.80 USD

[waxen python]

Damn, I love my economy (I don't).

[west dragon]

ya balatro is like 30 bucks for me

[waxen python]

Why is always the poor people that get annihilated because if greed of our own politics, that SHOULD make our lifes easier,

[west dragon]

https://bsky.app/profile/thephonelad.bsky.social/post/3ll64xfzqqk2g

TheBunLad (@thephonelad.bsky.social)

now KISS
#deltarune
#balatro

Bluesky · Mar 25, 2025, 1:35 AM

[waxen python]

Babe wake up. New ship just dropped

[strong rose]

zero reroll win

• Bloodstone (Polychrome)
• Green Joker (+49 Mult)
• Smeared Joker
• Smiley Face (Polychrome)
• Brainstorm

[calm cypress]

ante 0 let's goooo

[waxen python]

nice bro

[thin pilot]

kewl

[livid delta]

oh thats way cheaper than here

[sour peak]

I’ve been listening to ASMR for about 43 minutes and 52 seconds😭🙏

[keen flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325301046616260619/1353907797963702322/copy_A780F456-EFE3-4A59-865B-5E815DDDF7B5.gif

[upper elm]

Guys i just got accepted into my dream College 😭 😭 😭

[opaque shard]

Congrats

[upper elm]

You already shnow university

[tough edge]

its not 44$

its in his currency

[waxen python]

Yep, but it's still expensive even in my currency.

[cold merlin]

well you do get a discount of around 40% compared to what other countries pay... so it is twice as cheap, but your economy is 10-20 times as poor... so what for me is just change, for you is pretty expensive...

[waxen python]

Yes

[cold merlin]

for me that 44 of yours is like a single breakfast costs that much

so I am like I can either buy food for 1 time to eat or buy a game

World economics is weird

[waxen python]

For sure it is.

[tough edge]

balatro > food

[tough edge]

how much is it in usd

[cold merlin]

around $8

[waxen python]

let me see

[tough edge]

2$ off

[cold merlin]

for me Balatro is 19 CAD

which is like 13 USD

on steam

[waxen python]

15 usd

[cold merlin]

Oh right

official rate vs unofficial

I forgot about that thing

[sand orchid]

Hear me out

[cold merlin]

it never works... Canio goes first

[sand orchid]

But it’s polychrome

[cold merlin]

I mean I passed a polychrome joker like 5 minutes ago

who cares

[sand orchid]

This is the weirdest run I’ve ever had I think

A canio photo Chad build

[strong rose]

blupint

!!

[fresh spruce]

gros michel is the worst joker because I pick it up early game for a glorious +15 multi only for it to go extinct and kill my run

[strong rose]

luck issue

[fresh spruce]

but gambling!!!

[dark osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tony-stark-if-youre-nothing-without-this-suit-then-you-shouldnt-have-it-gif-25043516

[wary fractal]

so if im nothing without my jokers

i shouldn't have them?

[dark osprey]

jokerless

[wary fractal]

fair point

what about

my cards

🗣️🔥

[fresh spruce]

my toxic trait is thinking jokerless will be easier than omlette

[brave saddle]

gold stake black deck jokerless only chips no planets

[little citrus]

jokerless planetless tarotless cardless

[wary fractal]

masochist

[wary fractal]

impossible

[dark osprey]

the challenge with glass red seal and two eternal oops all 6es

[fresh spruce]

royal flush every hand 4 hands in a row

[wary fractal]

just uninstall the game atp

[little citrus]

all cards are permanently debuffed

[dark osprey]

when you beat the leaf without selling

[wary fractal]

no that's not that bad

[wary fractal]

is it just me or is the royal flush build one of the easiest to set up

on white stake ofc

[fresh spruce]

if you fix your deck sure

[wary fractal]

im talking about endless runs type shi

[brave saddle]

me when i get five aces instead of a royal flush

[dark osprey]

on white stake you can just random bullshit go an ante 8 win

[brave saddle]

cuz white stake

[fresh spruce]

white stake is "win if not broke"

[wary fractal]

no i meant deep into endless

[fresh spruce]

tbh all stakes are about that cash

[dark osprey]

royal flush sucks for that I guess

high card or 5oak for endless I guess

[wary fractal]

flush five my beloved 😍

[little citrus]

how important is econ really

[dark osprey]

oh yeah flush 5

[wary fractal]

very

[brave saddle]

u dont need econ

trust

[little citrus]

i'm usually broke for most of the run

[wary fractal]

don't listen to em

that's where your problem is

[brave saddle]

vagabond is your best friend

[dark osprey]

true

[little citrus]

not even like vagabond or credit card shenanigans im just always out of money

[wary fractal]

work on getting econ up fast while maintaining stable strength

[little citrus]

most econ jokers kinda suck

[brave saddle]

get interest

[dark osprey]

wut

[little citrus]

the only good ones are rebate and midas mask

[wary fractal]

i have never used credit card

[little citrus]

that's only $5

[wary fractal]

i mean

[brave saddle]

"only"

[wary fractal]

5$

is a lot

[brave saddle]

maaaaan get this guy outta here-

[wary fractal]

listen

you need every

[brave saddle]

every dollar counts

[wary fractal]

dollar

you can get

[brave saddle]

especially in the early game

[wary fractal]

i bet you think reserved parking

is ass

in general

not specific time in the run

[little citrus]

it is

i'd rather have a business card than reserved parking

[wary fractal]

that's where your problem resides

and gold card?

sorry

golden ticket

[little citrus]

is that $4 when playin gold cards

it's very cool

[wary fractal]

yes

[dark osprey]

Golden ticket kinda bad unless you're set up for it

Just hold them in hand

[thorn merlin]

Not THAT good but its my pb

[wary fractal]

yeah golden ticket midas mask goes hard

[thorn merlin]

Whats best 2 joker combo, i think its “oops all 6s” and “bloodstone”

[wary fractal]

no idol 💔😞😢

[brave saddle]

baron mime

[thorn merlin]

Couldnt find one

[dark osprey]

maybe a legendary and an enabler

[safe ore]

Moist critical gives me powers

[thorn merlin]

Pretend its OG deck

[wary fractal]

uhh

there is a lot

you got photochad for ez wins ngl

[brave saddle]

photochad ig

[thorn merlin]

Thats the most common one, that ones good.

[brave saddle]

get it and u get free win

[thorn merlin]

Ye

[wary fractal]

it's boring tho

[thorn merlin]

Thats how my run started

But i switched when i got one king, then i just stacked them and thinned my deck

Then just got snuffed out by higher blinds

[dark osprey]

Caino + Pareidolia
Triboulet + Sock and Buskin
Yorick + the +3 discards - 1 handsize one
Chicot + Chicot
Perkeo + Observatory
would be some of the best probably

[thorn merlin]

What does chicot and chicot do

[dark osprey]

break the game by reversing boss blinds

idk the specifics

[thorn merlin]

Does it just set them to 0 or something?

[vivid island]

manacle gives you +hand size. permanently (IIRC)

[dark osprey]

no it does the opposite

[vivid island]

then you get the hilariously small blinds if you encounter Wall or VV

[minor socket]

What’s the play here?

Lmao

[thorn merlin]

Ok how about this for one of those ante 8 boss blinds:
(whatever name idk)

Playing a secret random 2 hand types, resets all time or counter based jokers (yorick, canio, lucky cat, etc)

[brave saddle]

oops all photograph

[paper ore]

Yea for certain blinds it reverses the effects (e.g. wall makes it smaller, needle gives you extra hands, water gives you extra discards)
And manacle gives you extra handsize
Except that one’s permanent

[dark osprey]

hollo or non hollo, probably the non hollo is better here

[shy heart]

got misprint from judgement yeyeeyeyeyyyeeyeyeyeeyeeyey

[thorn merlin]

Are they gonna add sandbox mode? I wanna test certain joker and deck combos

[dark osprey]

on a theoretical level I feel like the potential WoF polychrome/Ectoplasm negative outweighs +10 mult added to a bajillion mult

[minor socket]

Ultimate hanging chad build😎

[rotund hedge]

jimbo_spin

[shy heart]

i judgement

[undone tiger]

I hate skips...

[thorn merlin]

Perkeo, lucky cat, and oops all 6s

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-card-based-rouge-like-indie-game-card-rougelike-indie-balatro-gif-15887922227621527502

[undone tiger]

"Royal flush has a secret planet on the game files called Caronte" WHAT??? Guys is that true?

[wise lantern]

Everyone has jumped on the hype train and now there's way too many

[swift trellis]

i dunno man

[undone tiger]

i wanna know 😭

[swift trellis]

what in god's name is that card sharp graphic

[solemn ember]

what’s a good deck to use? i bought the game yesterday and all i have is red blue yellow green black

[sick summit]

blue

[swift trellis]

all decks play differently, there is no "best"

[limpid rose]

This is my 13th reason

[swift trellis]

plus you have to play certain decks to unlock other ones

you're gonna be switching decks a lot

so dont worry about it and do them in the order you want

[viscid lark]

the one ace got you

[swift trellis]

this is why you dont take idol if you dont already have the deck nearly entirely thinned

[limpid rose]

I had too or I was going to die lol. It was a last resort

[viscid lark]

im on purple stake rn and im struggling i just cant wait until orange lol

[shy heart]

this

[stoic kindle]

There oughta be a joker that allows you to use discards as hands and/or vice versa in some way

[low pecan]

random question : does anyone know how often the balatro mod manager is updated?

[magic swan]

1 free reroll

[strong rose]

cute ante 4 build

[solemn ember]

are these good?

[north crescent]

good enough for round 8

[tacit igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-snoop-dogg-rabjouj-gif-21804700

[fresh spruce]

why is wee joker rare, it seems uncommon

[verbal zephyr]

best chips in the game basically

most potential at least

[fluid dragon]

Are there any jokers that specifically are for high card?

I don't think so

[lost kindle]

theres no specific ones

but there are ones that beneit well from it

[open pine]

not without mods, sorry

closest thing in vanilla would be something like burnt joker/splash synergy

and mayhaps raised fist in there for good measure

[fluid dragon]

It makes sense, it's the only hand you can always play, which would make it the most consistent joker in the game, since most other jokers in a run on any given hand you can avoid and play a bad hand

[fresh spruce]

DNA

[solemn elm]

technically

but not actually

[fresh spruce]

Men close their eyes when they walk into the light after a lifetime in the dark

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[viscid remnant]

Burglar?

[ionic remnant]

Hey guys

[flint copper]

Omg it’s caino

[viscid lark]

DNA a bunch of steel cards lvl up high card a butt load and try and get mime

[wanton viper]

I saw this and lost it😭

[hoary wedge]

HELP WGAT S3LL

[hoary kernel]

thank you negative tag Very Cool

[boreal niche]

Temperance valur

swash value

[rough crown]

Wtf happened to the sub now????

I’m in for the fucking gameplay discussion and now there’s fucking drama everywhere? The heck?

And now it’s just a bunch of repetitive posts calling out the mods? What?

[wind jacinth]

the results of not having banned people who brigaded the sub over AI art

inmates run the asylum

[rough crown]

Bruh what fr? That’s worse than I expected

I thought ppl were just discontent with a mod showing slights of homophobia

[wind jacinth]

it's really funny given that the rioting is over...someone posting the kissing image in a reply to a cosplay post and it being removed

which is a really weird thing to post on a cosplay post

and arguably borders on creepy behavior

[hasty lagoon]

they got too fucked up in the crib playing balala

[solemn elm]

??? 😭

[hasty lagoon]

(subreddit mods making either really stupid decisions, or plain malicious decisions)

[rough crown]

Now they keep spamming the sub with low ass quality memes in the name of “making fun of the mods for bigotry” instead of….. fucking reporting homophobic behavior (if there were even any) to localthunks or reddit?????

Tf are these mfs on

[wind jacinth]

see, if they send it to mod mail they can't get karma for it

[hasty lagoon]

if you take someone's french fries and toss them to the floor like three separate occasions people are eventually gonna think that you hate french fries

[wind jacinth]

if they just post the same image over and over again they can get naneinf karma

[hasty lagoon]

and like fair enough why would you toss those fries onto the floor anyway

[wind jacinth]

it'd be hilarious if the end result is "that image specifically is low effort"

[rough crown]

Ik certain mods are homophobic and that’s not cool, but spamming the sub with low quality shitty memes doesn’t help change anything lol

It just makes ppl want to leave the place

[solemn elm]

you say that like thats not what the subreddit is normally

[hasty lagoon]

the certain mods that are homophobic should definitely be removed

[rough crown]

Indeed

[hasty lagoon]

also yeah it's not that different from what usually goes on there lol

[rough crown]

Bro this is even lower quality it’s just ppl repeating the same shit over and over. And it’s not even about the gameplay which is what I joined the sub for

Of course I and others are having a problem with this shit

[hasty lagoon]

apparently asking for someone's semen very explicitly is less severe than people wanting gay art of humanized game characters

[rough crown]

Then again the drama will likely die down in 1 day so… whatever

[hasty lagoon]

the balatro subreddit has drama like once a month

[wind jacinth]

except that the people bringing up the former do not actually care and are just using it as a cudgel

[solemn elm]

it really wont, not with the mod team still putting fuel on the fire

[hasty lagoon]

it's like an annual thing

[wind jacinth]

exhibit A in support: this being the first time they have brought it up

[solemn elm]

they went from "low effort" to "NSFW" being the reason it got taken down

[hasty lagoon]

what the hell is a cudgel

[wind jacinth]

well would you prefer they retcon the removal reason to "content policy violation"

[rough crown]

Noted, I’ll leave that place if it continues like this

[solemn elm]

id rather they just apologise for it being taken down in the first place and move on

[hasty lagoon]

they're so inconsistent with their reasoning

[solemn elm]

instead of changing the reason why it got taken down

[wind jacinth]

because I think that posting the kissing image on a cosplay post of those exact characters is sexual harassment

[rough crown]

Like they either remove the homophobic mods, own up to the homophobia and ban the low quality memes, or well the sub is done for

[solemn elm]

how is it sexual

[wind jacinth]

which reddit isn't a big fan of and which moderators are obligated to remove

[wind jacinth]

I'm not playing this game

[solemn elm]

good for you

[hasty lagoon]

I don't think posting art of two characters smoochying each other on a post with two cosplayers cosplaying as said characters is the same as sexual harassment

[wind jacinth]

you're not actually clever

[hasty lagoon]

it's not the same thing really

[solemn elm]

worlds apart

[wind jacinth]

???

[hasty lagoon]

I can understand feeling uncomfortable about it but

[solemn elm]

and your rebuttal is "im not playing this game", "youre not actually clever"

[hasty lagoon]

it's definitely not sexual harassment

[wind jacinth]

because you're pretending that harassment is fine so long as it's in meme form

[hasty lagoon]

yes it's weird if you think about it but it's definitely not sexual harassment

[rough crown]

Yeah and if the cosplayers felt uncomfortable by it they could have said it outright

[solemn elm]

???

[wind jacinth]

go tell it to reddit anti-evil operations when you get suspended

[solemn elm]

i never said it wasnt harassment

[rough crown]

Idt they did tho

[hybrid swan]

so who's the victim here

[solemn elm]

i challenged your claim of it being sexual

[wind jacinth]

this enables abusers ~100% of the time

[hasty lagoon]

localthunk for having to deal with this shit lol

[rough crown]

My sanity

[wind jacinth]

this isnt actually a debate, mods were obligated to remove it and just fucked up the reasoning

nothing will be accomplished, people will forget about it in a day or two when the desired result isn't achieved

[solemn elm]

theyre not paying you lol why are you defending them

[hasty lagoon]

it is a debate because their track record shows that their reasoning should be questioned

[rough crown]

I’d rather they remove the homophobic mod, remove all the low effort posts and be done with this shit

[hasty lagoon]

this has happened twice before

[wind jacinth]

the track record, to be clear, is "one (1) mod didn't consider AI to be the devil"

[hasty lagoon]

you clearly don't know what I'm referencing

I specifically mean the queer art

[wind iris]

I recall there being another moment involving the ban of queer art cause it would lead down a “slippery slope”.

Which is just silly mind you.

[rough crown]

Like I joined the sub for the GAME not for drama dammit

[hasty lagoon]

twice this has happened and TWICE did the mods respond with it inconsistently

[hasty lagoon]

every community has drama sorry to say

I suggest just muting the sub for a bit or just joining r/okbuddyjimbo if you still want balatro content

[wind iris]

Or just not use Reddit. The safest option!

[rough crown]

And? Does that mean casual people who joined for the game have to be constantly exposed to it without a say, despite them making up a large number of the community?

[wind iris]

Join Tumbl-

[hasty lagoon]

the wording is so vague 😭😭😭😭 how could people NOT be irked by that???

[hasty lagoon]

hard agree

[rough crown]

Yeah you’re right

[hasty lagoon]

no I didn't say that

I'm just saying that every community has drama

[rough crown]

I hope it’s over soon

[hasty lagoon]

and the way the community handles it varies

it could be quiet it could be loud

it's best to just not pay mind to it because what can you really do when it's a whole lot of the fanbase talking about it

[wind iris]

Exactly! Like you can’t expect to use this form of words in that sentence for THIS POST to NOT cause a fire. It could have been any other form of sentence and yet you chose this one.

[wind iris]

I have a little art corner/webcomic there and while I don’t get the craziest traction ( or much ). It’s just a nice place to have my little archive/cove of artwork in one place. Feels cozy. :]

I mean I also ain’t touching the Bird App with a 10 feet pole.

[dreamy mulch]

for those of u who got the balatro card deck what big joker did u get with it

[hasty lagoon]

it's very questionable wording lol

[hasty lagoon]

most of the posts I get on tumblr are art tbh. it's a very nice art ecosystem

[wind iris]

Yes, the art on Tumblr is very nice. Good for references too.

[lost kindle]

black deck is not evil

its goated

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[rough crown]

Show us your winrate of it on gold

(I have never touched that btw)

[lost kindle]

whats that 💔

whats a gold stake 💔

[magic swan]

i thought this was a different server im looking

talking about twitter

😭

[rough crown]

Gold is the deck that gives you extra cashes

[lost kindle]

free money 🤑

https://tenor.com/view/dog-funny-meme-silly-dumb-gif-14953735655955907868

[young yoke]

Ez

[rough crown]

Sell ramen

[lost kindle]

whats ramen on

isnt joker stecil on x1

[young yoke]

Yes it is

[young yoke]

<x2

[lost kindle]

dawg 💔

make joker stencil useful 💔

[lost kindle]

i'd sell abstract

[weak vale]

I'm trying to download cryptid but my pc hates lovely T-T

Anyway ello

[molten island]

mine is acting up on downloading talisman rn for cryptid :( we in now actually, got some wonderful help in the modding chat 🙏

[weak vale]

Could you send me the version.dll I beg lmao

[tough edge]

anyone got tips for getting high points?

like 5m+

[solemn elm]

plasma white stake

[weak vale]

Baron

[hexed canyon]

Joker stencil and useful in the same sentence 💔

[formal merlin]

how to get a respectable number of points:

• lots of xmult (scaling things are particularly good)

how to get a lot of points:

• card trigger xmult and retriggers, glass and steel cards
• perkeo + observatory if you can land it

how to get an absurd number of points:

• baron mime

[lean trench]

50 runs and a dream of card synergy

[weak vale]

perkeo should be in absurd

[formal merlin]

5 million is usually very achievable on white stake just by "getting a lot of money" followed by "getting a lot of xmult"

at that scale even regular scaling +chips and +mult can be pretty good

[lean trench]

Will the jokers you need into existence with something akin to a rain dance then say a prayer

[formal merlin]

i figured "a lot of points" fit more or less because the other "a lot of points" advice also covers things like idol and trib endless builds

things that will get you a shit ton of points, just won't actually get you to the end of endless mode

[weak vale]

I mean perkeo observatory can get you naneinf it's just you need blueprint and whatnot

[raven vale]

lowkey chill af

[rough crown]

Jimbo if he locked tf in:

[fresh spruce]

is there a mod that lets you lock the state sticker on jokers visuals

I want to keep them on the first stake I won with them

[vagrant bane]

New Joker

Cosmologist

Retriggers Planet cards

Lvl 1 High card Pluto > Lvl 3

This also includes planets in your consumable spot if you have observatory voucher

[vagrant bane]

It's not a mod it's customization

[red hamlet]

Brother

[low hornet]

brother

[fresh spruce]

brother

[red hamlet]

They want a mod to keep the first sticker they got on it

Lmfao

[vagrant bane]

Brother

It's late

[low hornet]

brother

[vagrant bane]

My brain stoopy

[red hamlet]

Go to sleep brother

[vagrant bane]

I cant brother

[low hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/oats-no-pigs-pig-brother-gif-8274685160072684375

[prime nova]

That looks like a Level 2 Pluto to me

[vagrant bane]

If you start at level 1

Use a planet

It's 2

Then planet retriggers

It's 3

[red hamlet]

Meh

[solemn elm]

it seems like it fills a decent niche

but itd be pretty strong

[hasty ocean]

Hey, I wanted to try myself at creating a mod for this game, and someone on Reddit told me to ask for advice on this server? Is there any channel I should write in rather than this one or does anyone have any resources for how to go about this?

[solemn elm]

#💻・modding-dev

[hasty ocean]

Ah, thank you; I wasn't able to see this channel in the list (maybe I'm blind)

[buoyant orbit]

Helo chyta

Helo chyat

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

it is useful

under very specific circumstances

[red hamlet]

Cope and seethe

[lost kindle]

i nees that seed

if its a mod

im gonna

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hiding-scared-shoe-gif-3598331221766255638

[rough gazelle]

It's so obviously a mod

[red hamlet]

It's not lmfao

[rough gazelle]

Aye mb

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/ixovk8WVIRs?si=4JlxzgJu0YCCpDZq

[lost kindle]

thank you for giving me your seed chicot

[red hamlet]

Don't.

Don't be a weirdo.

[lost kindle]

radiohead

[wary sigil]

nothing like saving an abadoned deck run by pivoting to photochad

[rough gazelle]

RAAAAAAHHHH

[lost kindle]

anybody got any good cigaretter after sex songs?

all i got is K and apocalypse

[prisma prism]

sunsetz fire

[lost kindle]

istg it has the same chord progression as apocalypse

ts fire tho

[red hamlet]

[wary sigil]

Gaming

[lost kindle]

egg being disabled

what a debuff 💔

[finite river]

Eternal satellite and egg?…

[lost kindle]

money printer

[finite river]

Ig

[wary sigil]

I took satellite for econ since it was eternal

I took egg for the memes

[finite river]

Fair enough

[lost kindle]

satellite not good for endless tho

egg is ujst goated

[wary sigil]

I'm not going endless though

[lost kindle]

fair

[red hamlet]

My man

[zenith owl]

Oh no you are going to the uniwinable blind next

The 39 ante

The big boss ante

[lost kindle]

with that many negatives

you're gonna have 0 hand size

that'll be the end

not big boss ante

[red hamlet]

Yeah you're dead next blind lmfao

[inner tiger]

NEVER done an obelisk run. I feel like I have the perfect setup. How do I not fuck this up anon?

[wary sigil]

bruh

[red hamlet]

don't play a two-pair on accident

das it

[inner tiger]

Well should i pivot to pair / high card now?

It's ante 4

[red hamlet]

pair, 3oak etc. yeah

[wary sigil]

my run got saved by a natural negativr rental blueprint and an ante 8 acrobat

they earned the gold stake

Ramen also carried for being my only source of xmult

[inner tiger]

I was so close to getting misprint his gold sticker today

[scenic hatch]

it's only those 2

rest will sound the same

[lost kindle]

fair

who has a succefssful run w obelisk

i keep dying w it

[scenic hatch]

not me

actually just play like 1400 flushes then transition to high card, pair or something no

[inner tiger]

DOUBLE misprint. One was +0 and one was +1 on the last hand on the last round I died by 3,000 points 😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

me

[inner tiger]

I threw my switch across the room and now it's broken and only gives me good jokers

[kindred igloo]

off topic but love your candy claws pfp

[lost kindle]

theres never a good condidtion switch 💔

my Zr button doesnt work no mo 😢

[red hamlet]

MFs be like "All my electronics break"
Brother in christ, you're supposed to take care of it

[inner tiger]

Well I also gotta navigate the eternal supernova so it's like two mini games. Got to stick to one or go in on both

[inner tiger]

Lmao it was a joke bro

[scenic hatch]

thank you i also love your uh cannibalism anime girl pfp

[lost kindle]

mf doom

[inner tiger]

I normally hate supernova and obelisk. I gon learn today

[red hamlet]

superonva is peak when your hand is set in stone from teh get go

[inner tiger]

Yeah I know they're two powerful mini game jokers

And I am running on steam

(As in my brain)

[lost kindle]

madvillina

[inner tiger]

Gonna eat a couple hoe cakes and beat this orange stake

[lost kindle]

i was thinking all caps

but that works

[lost kindle]

i need that cuh 🥀

[trail mason]

anyone else just get a friend request from one of these people?

[solar portal]

what would you cut for this?

[lost kindle]

prolly a bot

most likely

[red hamlet]

assuming you're playing all hearts
fibster

[solar portal]

okay thanks

oh shit there's an invisible joker in the shop

should i cut wee for it?

wee is really low i got it recently

[red hamlet]

owuld be funny

[solar portal]

i'll pick the funny play

[red hamlet]

also blueprint on hack

[inner tiger]

Always do the funny play

Hence my double misprint gold stake run I mentioned lmao

[slim junco]

eat shit the needle

[red hamlet]

sweet texture pack on the bonus and mult card

[solar portal]

lmfao

[red hamlet]

so peak