🎙・server-chat

[next geyser]

I figured as soon as I got a Pluto in my top right I would be ez winning

This was my first win so idk I felt like I finally had something good going

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[red hamlet]

all well and good
It's just for the future

[west gazelle]

🔫

[red hamlet]

You're better off just playing the rounds to get money and income so you can get better jokers and level up your hands

high card is great
if you have other things to support it like steel cards

@west gazelle 2 tap

[frozen gust]

Damn, i got incredibly unlucky

[next geyser]

Gotcha. So should I look up how to unlock other jokers? Because mine are just randomly popping up on the right saying I’ve unlocked stuff

[lost kindle]

have you unlocked everything?

[west gazelle]

Double tap 🔫 🔫

[next geyser]

Nope

I just started playing last night

[red hamlet]

a fair amount of good jokers are already unlocked from the start

As dumb as it sounds

I recommend restarting a run until you can discard a royal flush

get the big brain joker

[frozen gust]

I had 8 kings - did not get a single one for the barons ;-; and just could not get a flush going despite my spades being the dominant suit
Whelp, next game

[red hamlet]

also since you won a run you get it's better version

[lost kindle]

on the menu there should be an account thing

if u press that theres a button saying unlock all

[red hamlet]

no fun

[lost kindle]

tru

[next geyser]

I’m gonna unlock working for it. I feel like that might be better while I’m learning

Cause I still don’t really get all the synergies yet

[red hamlet]

Try to win a run using only 4 joker slots

[next geyser]

Does that give me something?

[red hamlet]

technically the 3rd best joker in the game

[next geyser]

Also I bought the nothing voucher? Is there a point to that or is it just a troll

[red hamlet]

redeem it 10 times

it'll unlock Antimatte rvoucher

Then when you buy a blank, thjere's a chance for antimatter to show up

+1 joker slot

[next geyser]

Ohhhhh kinda like the negative joker thing I get from the special packs

[lost kindle]

blank voucher is da goat

[red hamlet]

Blank is there cause +1 joker slot is hella strong

[red hamlet]

kinda, except no downside

and costs 20 bucks total

[next geyser]

So pretty good

[red hamlet]

yup

[lost kindle]

is petroglyph worth?

[next geyser]

Is that how people have pictures of like 10 jokers

[red hamlet]

kinda

usually it's also accompanied by negatives

[next geyser]

I’ve had 6 at most

[red hamlet]

If you need the extra time to scale, it can be

But it does hurt your econ

cause -1 hand so -1 dollar per round

[next geyser]

You are the goat Chicot. Teaching me all new things

[red hamlet]

I do my best

god knows i still get things wrong sometimes

all the sweatlords live in #🕹・game-discussion

[next geyser]

Chicot should I get this one?

I’m gonna play on my same run for a bit because it’s fun

[red hamlet]

YUP

peak joker

what's your tarot joker at

[next geyser]

Only +22 mult

[red hamlet]

and wha'ts supernova at?
(run info and the hand you play)

[lost kindle]

i'd say remove supernova

scales slower than tarot

[red hamlet]

he's playing high card

i think

[next geyser]

Supernova is at 30

High card

[red hamlet]

yeah, i assume throwback is at like 3x

you can sell half joker

it's only 20

and doesn't scale

[quasi sand]

FINALLY BRO

[next geyser]

And then which do I copy

[red hamlet]

you'll die soon anyways cause endless scales stupid

[red hamlet]

Throwback

[quasi sand]

Now i can get 6 dna with ankh

[next geyser]

Ok ok sounds good

[red hamlet]

mfw it'll hit hte shoot hte moon

because it's funny like that

[red hamlet]

Endless gets hilarious real fast

[crystal garnet]

I swear i lose brain cells every time someone on the subreddit brings up xchips

[red hamlet]

waow

[frozen gust]

only when they phrase it as an original idea imo

"GUYS GUESS WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF" poot

[red hamlet]

it really just does not have any bearing on the gameplay outside of plasma

[crystal garnet]

exactly

[red hamlet]

it's worse than xmult if it's on cards played

[crystal garnet]

but people do not seem to get this

[red hamlet]

it's because they see blue in mods and go "waow, this is peak"

and give no further thought

"It's something different"

yeah man

i'm gonna 2x my 250 chips
because it's so much better than 2x the 50k mult i have

[crystal garnet]

and when you explain that no, actually, the outcome is the same, they will fight you

[red hamlet]

like man

[next geyser]

I got my Pluto in the top right

[red hamlet]

It feels liek watching those "Customer states" mechanics videos

with the fucked up cars and customers refusing repairs

so they're driving fucking deathtraps

Like these people cannot be real, this is a psy-op by Big Stupid

[crystal garnet]

it's pure "confidently incorrect"

if i had that level of confidence when i'm actually right, i'd be unstoppable

[raven vale]

FORTNITE BATTLE PASS

[red hamlet]

balatro battle pass

but all it unlocks is different ways for Jimbo to insult you

[raven vale]

I'm Readin' Jojo Mangas and I'm (Playin' Balatro)

[vagrant bane]

Question

[red hamlet]

Answer

[vagrant bane]

Do I pick up flower pot

It's the easy straight one

[red hamlet]

if you feel like it

[frozen gust]

w
why is the picture so far away

[vagrant bane]

I'm on my bed

[frozen gust]

ah ok

[valid panther]

i would dump reroll joker

also how is console gameplay

any notable bugs or problems?

[nova oar]

Wow, a straight flush

[pale wing]

my first black deck gold stake win

[red hamlet]

banger

not the throwback

[quasi sand]

Skip twice for fun and got the best combo i could ever ask for rn

[pale wing]

i know its bad but i love skipping 😭

[red hamlet]

You better hope you draw the kings then lmfao

or the buffoon has something to keep you alive

[valid panther]

do higher difficulties have higher chance of legendary jokers or is it up to same chance

[red hamlet]

same chance

Only difference with legendaries is on gold stake

You're guaranteed to get one without a gold stake sticker

so if perkeo is gold sticker, you wont' get him until al lthe others are golded

[valid panther]

i see

[quasi sand]

Broooo

Crazy ah seed

[undone oxide]

now all you need is to deckfix and get blueprint and your set

[quasi sand]

No steel in sight

[nova oar]

why so serious

[quasi sand]

[dark obsidian]

I'm a gamer

[red hamlet]

good job

[vagrant bane]

Haven't encountered any serious

I just scored 99,999

[vagrant bane]

Trading card and card sharp

[red hamlet]

bye bye seance

remember to move bp to copy dna for first hand and then baron for next

[vagrant bane]

Beat the lamest challengd

[nova spindle]

need trading card asap

thin out your deck

make it all kings

and try to fish for a sixth sense

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[nova spindle]

for cryptid/deja vu

[red hamlet]

they need to fish for a perkeo

they're on ghost deck

they can find those in the shop

[nova spindle]

the chance of getting a perkeo is basically 0

[red hamlet]

either way

first thing is to get a mime

[nova spindle]

hm, true

and devil

[red hamlet]

devil is whatever

chariot if anything

[slim junco]

1 chip off

[red hamlet]

L

[quasi sand]

I dont think i need this? I dont have photograph or triboulet i should just farm more money

But poly is mad

I play black stake and none of my card is eternal

Whats going on?

[red hamlet]

good rng

[quasi sand]

Eh?

[lost kindle]

how does one achieve naneinf seeds

[red hamlet]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1352946161497149480

[quasi sand]

Perkeo type shi is all i know about naneinf

[lost kindle]

i swear ive done that run before

[red hamlet]

Early perkeo to get a lot of cryptids OR planets
Ghost or plasma deck (lower score needed on plasma but harder to find cryptids as you need to use sixth sense)

[quasi sand]

[red hamlet]

needs baron, mime, multiple brainstorms and/or blueprints

[lost kindle]

hmm

im gonna try that run latr

[red hamlet]

it's possible to get naneinf without those
but it's much harder

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[quasi sand]

I was messed up when i use cryptid since i use 100+ of those with 5x baron(2 blueprint 2 brainstorm 1 baron) i was so lag it toke me nearly 1 hour to finish the calculation

[red hamlet]

oh

you could've gotten naneinf

you fuckedup

lmfao

your mistake is right here

lmfao

e18 for that joker lineup and that many kings

is so comically low

ah, this isb efore scoring

[quasi sand]

E18 was for me to get more king actually

I have x6 dna

[red hamlet]

but yeah
split the blueprints and brianstorms onto baron and mime evenly

[quasi sand]

Either way i got naneinf before it even reach halfway

I had to wait for another 30 mins to finish up

[lost kindle]

dont u usuallyl need observatory for naneinf runs

[red hamlet]

no

It's possible to get it through that
but the easier way is to just do a baron/mime funny

afaik at least

[nova spindle]

Sharps the obv pickup right?

[limber moth]

YEA

[nova spindle]

I do wanna save scum and peek in the packs but don’t really think it can be better

Did not find base mult. Could not draw flushes. Died

Average black deck experience ngl.

[slim junco]

Hi does anyone know why i havent got the thing pop up saying i can unlock the upgraded playing card voucher i have bought all 20 cards ive actually bought 25 and i still havent seen it

[agile pawn]

love this buffoon pack

[red hamlet]

big buffoon

[limber moth]

Are you sure

[red hamlet]

giga hack

[agile pawn]

ended up getting madness later so having it be eternal was peak

[raven vale]

https://tenor.com/view/susumu-hirasawa-p-model-turn-my-swag-on-soulja-boy-funny-gif-17342834885957598168

[pine monolith]

We eat good tonight

[vagrant bane]

SIXTH SENSE ISBT BLUEPRINT COMPATTABLE?

[red hamlet]

🙂

[pallid sapphire]

You can't destroy the same 6 twice now, can you?

Smh

[limber moth]

Why would it be

[vagrant bane]

I want 2 spectrals

[odd garnet]

🍆 💦

[red hamlet]

use seance

[red hamlet]

because this game is hilarious

[vagrant bane]

I cannot see this

[limber moth]

Jokes on you it makes me happy cus your blueprints are cringe

[red hamlet]

blueprint on lucha - sell blue, boss disabled
blueprint on colar - sell blue, get double tag

[red hamlet]

yeah yeah, we get it

where's the funny

[limber moth]

The funny is you

Clown ass mf

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-pvz-peashooter-pvz-gw-gif-23033489

[spark olive]

https://tenor.com/view/tomoko-watamote-tomoko-kuroki-kuroki-dance-gif-3529097142210118205

[magic swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/485917070073266197/1345163315403423864/Gk4aIZYXgAAYS9F-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

is that tomoko in your pfp

[tall fern]

https://tenor.com/view/flyxist-music-good-morning-tomoko-kuroki-watamote-gif-1695077756226228308

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/tomoko-tomoko-kuroki-watamote-tomoko-tuesday-gif-17584449020909406551

[vagrant bane]

Wait the fjck happened to monday

[red hamlet]

oh it is monday

i don't like waking up at 6am, makes me think it's next day after 6h

[vagrant bane]

Personally

What is a day

The fuck is a day

[red hamlet]

The time it takes for a planetary body to rotate once

[tall fern]

i think it prolly erm friday :^)

[vagrant bane]

But you can't rotate around something for all sides

[red hamlet]

what

[vagrant bane]

You can't rotate on the X axis

If you rotate

On the y axis

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[tall fern]

im confused..

[red hamlet]

You know what

[vagrant bane]

You cannot rotate 2 ways once

[red hamlet]

Respect for being incomprehensible and keeping that consistent
but also, yes you can

you can impart a spin and express it as velocities around multiple axis

[vagrant bane]

Honestly I don't know what I'm talking about

My brain doesn't work

Have a cool porygon

[magic swan]

stop doing drugs

you play balatro and do drugs, thats like death sentence

[tall fern]

do more drugs

[red hamlet]

drugs are so cool tho

[tall fern]

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/memeline-estrogen-hrt-gif-8328437644082138814

[limber moth]

[magic swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727087247492513814/1332704271484846111/caption.gif

[agile pawn]

wonder if somebody has ever had to do this in a run before

[red hamlet]

no because it's stupid

lmfao

[tall fern]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-guy-drinking-guy-in-car-danghentschel-reaction-gif-4508293040296194934

[vagrant bane]

Estrogenizer

[red hamlet]

The only way selling blue for lucha helps is if you know there's another blueprint coming and the boss ahead is also bad for you

So in most runs you will not do that

[limber moth]

MY BALLS

[vagrant bane]

Are gone

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[magic swan]

jimball

[vagrant bane]

New Joker Squirrel Joker: 3x mult if no discards been used for a 5 card rank.

[tall fern]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[rare tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/573937923112828958/1352806100944158761/image0.gif

[livid parcel]

how do i fix the black screen on launch

[solar portal]

cooking

[red hamlet]

banger

[cold sage]

Break your screen, it won’t be black anymore, it will have multiple Colors

[livid parcel]

im serious tho

how do i fixi it

[cold sage]

idk

[cold sage]

Is it only for Balatro ?

[livid parcel]

yea

other games work fine

[chilly jetty]

Should I buy balatro on mobile bc I'm kinda addicted and I'm not gonna be on my pc from Friday to Tuesday

[cold sage]

Ahhh yes, portable addiction

[chilly jetty]

Lmao

[zinc kite]

Should I buy bala- yes.

[livid parcel]

whats an amd driver

[red hamlet]

the driver for your GPU if you have an amd one

[livid parcel]

i dont have it

i think

maybe thats why i cant play balatro

(black screen)

[cold sage]

Ahh yes skipping school to play Balatro

[tough edge]

are we deadASS

[gusty basin]

Easiest boss blind ever

Bro popcorn gold stikcer finally

[red hamlet]

just let it expire with the debuff next time and carry that bitch to the end

[gusty basin]

Wdym

[red hamlet]

food jokers don't tick when they're debuffed

so you can just carry an ice cream from ante 1 to the end

[gusty basin]

Popcorn died after 4 rounds tho

[gusty basin]

If u play few hands every round

Vagabond ain't happy w that

[red hamlet]

you got 20 hands

[gusty basin]

Took vagabond over riff raff, payed off

[gusty basin]

Waa

[red hamlet]

ice cream needs 20 hands to explode

[gusty basin]

20 hands to win enitre run

[gusty basin]

not as good as you

I mean at the game

[red hamlet]

not waht i'm saying

[gusty basin]

4 hands per round,expires soon

[red hamlet]

brother, ice cream will make sure you can beat the early 5 blinds braindead easy

[somber harbor]

this server is a card based equivalent to an open air drug market

[red hamlet]

and if it's perishing, it'll be debuffed

once it's debuffed, it can't explode from it's effect

[gusty basin]

Wait it doesn't leave???

[red hamlet]

since it's effect is disabled

[gusty basin]

Oh fk fr

[red hamlet]

probably not the recommended way to do it

but it's possible

[gusty basin]

Nah its possible

I had 2 jokers entire run

Found juggler ante 7 boss

Why is vagabond so broken

[red hamlet]

because it forces you to stay broke

and use your hands

[gusty basin]

Makes sense

[gusty basin]

3/4 rounds i used vagabond

One round i kept mah money 🥲

Chicot

Why don't you show up anymore

On my runs

[red hamlet]

are you on gold?

and did you gold sticker me?

[gusty basin]

not yet

[red hamlet]

bad rng

[gusty basin]

Haven't gold stickered rick, canio and u

Been getting blth of those

Both

And die

Rick js so painful, 2 discards early is painful

I don't wanna discard my straights or smth so can't discard 5

[gusty basin]

Nah u hate me

Had an ancient joker run, died to a suit debuff boss, aaaaaaaaaa

A round before, had like 3mil score

[distant ore]

who needs blueprint or brainstorm

[gusty basin]

Np bp/bs run 🔥

Doc would be proud

[distant ore]

ive rerolled so many times ahaha

this cannot be real

[gusty basin]

sad

"bad rng"

[distant ore]

skill issue i reckon

i just know ill find one before antimatter

[rugged zenith]

considering buying the game, how many hours of playtime should i expect? (not 100% per se)

[distant ore]

i have 100 hours

game is so fun

[gusty basin]

I have 200 hours

It's great

[rugged zenith]

ah thats good then
i didnt wanna spend 15$ on a game with like 10 hours of playtime thanks

[distant ore]

it has crazy replay-ability

just depends on your enjoyment

[gusty basin]

Honestly I've not got more playtime cause i just watch balatro content more

Doc has ruined me

[distant ore]

same

[gusty basin]

And roffle sometimes, w his 2 hr vids

Mostly doc

[distant ore]

my nightly routine is roffle

[gusty basin]

My nightly routine is doc lmao

[red hamlet]

My nightly routine is your mom

[gusty basin]

.

😭

imma leave

[red hamlet]

bye bye

[honest void]

guys

[red hamlet]

See you tomorrow

[honest void]

is it rare to find negative brainstorm at ante 1

[gusty basin]

Same to you

Wait nvm

I don't like u

U kinda bullied

[gusty basin]

Yes

[honest void]

ok

[gusty basin]

Extremely I'd say

[honest void]

so uhh

5D2MGTM8 you can skip small blind for money

this is probably off topic since there's a seed channel here

[gusty basin]

Seed channel

Thx for the seed

[honest void]

np

[distant ore]

i still havent found oneeee 😦

[gusty basin]

🫂 you don't need one brother

[distant ore]

ogh no

the plant

[gusty basin]

actually one more baron instead if mime would be great, if u using steel red seal right

nvm u may be ded

[distant ore]

yeah steel and gold

but im finished

[gusty basin]

Yeah

Luchador hurts aswell

[pallid sapphire]

Got nuked by the eye

[distant ore]

crazy chicot??

i have the money to reroll for luch

[gusty basin]

Nat negative chicot would help

[pallid sapphire]

Im going insane

I HATE CARD SHARP

[gusty basin]

Hope u find it, but -1 baron /Mime would hurt

Atleast you stay alive ig

[distant ore]

id probably get rid of dna

[gusty basin]

Oh yeah dna is useless

[distant ore]

so i can at least find it again

[gusty basin]

W bp bs

Without*

Dna is +1 handsize I'd suppose

Sort of

[distant ore]

I found another invis

[gusty basin]

Unfortunate

[distant ore]

so tempting

but i just die

and blueprint is here now

[gusty basin]

Many baro. Runs die cuz no retcon

Bp teasing

[chilly jetty]

Honestly fair lol, will prolly do it soon

[gusty basin]

@distant ore do u have a cat? Random question

[distant ore]

a cat?

in real life?

no

[gusty basin]

Pet cat

Ahh

So my brother left his cat in my house, im devastated

[distant ore]

I FOUND LUCH

[gusty basin]

Congrats mate

[distant ore]

not good

[gusty basin]

Hooe u find another invis after boss

[gusty basin]

So the other day the pesky cat spilled my beer, and today my sofa is ruined

My life is being devoured

[distant ore]

wow

That cat should be banished

[gusty basin]

Go dig dirt outside, not my sofaaa u idiot

But it's so cutee sometimes

So I'll forgive it

[distant ore]

fair enough

found invis

[gusty basin]

Nicee

Btw dogs are better

Idc

[distant ore]

true i got two dogs

[gusty basin]

Oh wow

I have none rn, kinda busy

When i was a kid, had like 7 dogs

[distant ore]

wow thats crazy

[gusty basin]

Parents loved them

[distant ore]

i never had dogs as a kid

[gusty basin]

Yeah and i was scared to go outside, they'd jump and tackle u

[slim junco]

💔

[gusty basin]

6 big dogs and a puppy

[slim junco]

i didnt see the boss blind...

[distant ore]

yeah thats not great

[red hamlet]

Puppy?

[distant ore]

roughhh

[gusty basin]

Aww it happens

[red hamlet]

[slim junco]

cats are better i'll fight you for it

[gusty basin]

Yes you, a puppy 🫵

[distant ore]

place bets on what you reckon invis hits. i got two baron, 2 mime, bp

[slim junco]

this run wouldve been great if i had gotten ecto any time sooner 😭

[slim junco]

baron

[gusty basin]

Whyy

[slim junco]

theyre cuter

quieter

uh

thats abouit it..

[gusty basin]

Quieter? Idk about that

[distant ore]

yep baron

[slim junco]

dude

[gusty basin]

Noo bp 😭

[slim junco]

every time i get invis i SWEAR it just refuses to give me

it'll be like

fucking 5 blue prints

and one like hanging chad

[gusty basin]

@slim junco it's cuz u are cursed bcuz of ur cats

[slim junco]

and i'll find a way to copy hanging chad

[slim junco]

look buddy

[gusty basin]

Dogs>>

[slim junco]

meow meow

purr

is alot better than

[gusty basin]

Bro

[slim junco]

arf arf bark

[gusty basin]

I heard that somehow

[slim junco]

yeah because im behind you, check in your closet

[gusty basin]

I'm chilling in my garden, my bad

Lemme go look

[slim junco]

m...m.. made you look

[gusty basin]

aaaaaaaaaa

[slim junco]

2.58e18

new best 😎 hehehell yeaaaaa

[gusty basin]

nice

[distant ore]

very nice

[gusty basin]

It's getting cold out, thx for that

:))

[slim junco]

no problem man cause i was definitely aiming to help youi and not waste ytour time

no problem man 😎

[gusty basin]

Yeah definitely

[slim junco]

heh.. you could say.... its just how i do things around here

tt proud emoji

[gusty basin]

aww you're awesome

Unlike some people here

""

[slim junco]

who are we compraing now

cant be more one sided than cats and dogs

[gusty basin]

I ain't naming anyone

[slim junco]

okay dog enjoyer

[gusty basin]

I could be a cat lover you don't know

In the future

When they sleep on your laps, ahh best feeling

Not as good as getting a baron mime run

[slim junco]

cats

ahh best feeling

[gusty basin]

Lmao

Puppy's are cute tho

Puppy's over cats

[slim junco]

cats are so much better

[gusty basin]

You're so biased

😢

[slim junco]

AM I BIASED OR R U WRONG

😎

[gusty basin]

fair I'm wrong alot

Apparently

@slim junco do u cut your cats nails?

[slim junco]

i dont even have a cat

i guess i techinically do

[gusty basin]

Bro

[slim junco]

i have cats and dogs

and i love the cat alot more

[gusty basin]

But u said u don't have a cat

[slim junco]

when i say i dont have them i meant like

theyre not really under my care but

im in a house with 2 dogs and a cat

[gusty basin]

Ah not your responsibility

[slim junco]

i shouldve said it better lol mb

[gusty basin]

It's 6:45 pm, imma go pray 🙋‍♂️

[red hamlet]

praying for your downfall lil bro

[gusty basin]

Astagfirullah 🛐

[distant ore]

and the run comes to an end 😦

[gusty basin]

How much were u scoring

[gusty basin]

If u have bp/bs instead of invis, could have gone higher

Sad

W dna

With

[distant ore]

yeah i just needed antimatter

[gusty basin]

Yeah

Always the vouchers that fk u up

[distant ore]

bp and brainstorm instead of invis then dna

would be naneinf

[gusty basin]

3 bp + Dna would be like +4 handsize, then u play one w correct joker positions, so +3 handsize

[gusty basin]

Ante 32 would be difficult tho

[distant ore]

i would have gone for naneinf at ante 25

[gusty basin]

Ohhh

Like the

Serpent

[distant ore]

yeah

[jolly trout]

just got completionist + !

[gusty basin]

I see

Aye nice

[jolly trout]

++ here we come

[gusty basin]

Good luck

[jolly trout]

o7

[gusty basin]

What would you do btw, like sell smth for burglar?

On plasma u need 40king on hand right

I think, for naneinf??

[distant ore]

if i beat this boss i would have rerolled for serpent

[gusty basin]

How many hands/discards u got in total

[distant ore]

found burglar, assuming i got antimatter

[gusty basin]

Ahhh

[distant ore]

4/4

[gusty basin]

Antimatter

[distant ore]

but it might not have been enough without bp/bs to copy burglar

[gusty basin]

But burglar with just one bp enough?

+6 hands

Probably

Yeah

[distant ore]

maybe not sure

only thing is, i would have scored too much

[gusty basin]

53 kings in ur deck, so play 1 draw 3....

[gusty basin]

Yeah before naneinf

[distant ore]

without bp/bs i couldnt do bad joker placement

yeah so i would have needed like ante 30+

[gusty basin]

I forgot u could do bad joker placement for this scenario w bp bs

Dannnn

Damn

[distant ore]

unwinnable i guess

[gusty basin]

Should have got colaaaaaas

[distant ore]

i had to skip the last two antes because they had +3 hand size

so they would have been used already

[gusty basin]

oooo shit

Maybe next time

[pallid hawk]

no way double tag

[gusty basin]

Btw I ain't ever doing baron run

[distant ore]

why not?

[gusty basin]

I used to do it when I had the opportunity

It takes hoursss

[distant ore]

truee

[gusty basin]

The other day i sold all my jokers cuz i was winning too hard

Baron mime run

Cuz I don't wanna spend like 2 hours optimizing

[distant ore]

yeah i just want naneinf

[gusty basin]

Got to ante 21 just skipping every blind

Then sold everything

[distant ore]

then i wont do them anymore

[gusty basin]

Ohh

Yeah maybe I'll do naneinf once

I was close but i gave up

[distant ore]

fair enough

whats your highest score

[gusty basin]

lemme check

[undone oxide]

speaking of baron mime

[gusty basin]

e155 on plasma,
e80 smth on red deck i remember this one

[undone oxide]

i just got a baron on my first small blind

[gusty basin]

that e155 was too much on serpent

Could have been naneinf

If i just skipped to like ante 30+

[distant ore]

just need the money to reroll for serpent

[gusty basin]

Yeah i just sell something for rebate sometimes

For quick buck

[distant ore]

i would have done that but i didnt have bp/bs for money that run

[gusty basin]

If I've got enough score to beat alot of rounds without that particular joker then cya

[gusty basin]

Your's was difficult

e80 on non plasma is my best I'd say

e155 on plasma anyone could do

[distant ore]

yeah fair

[gusty basin]

On non plasma you gottta get ur early game setup

And everything good before u switch

[distant ore]

my best non plasma was like e65

[gusty basin]

Bro I'm disappointed that the e155 run was a switch from "wee+hanging chad ante 2"

so i was set for ante 10

Before the run began

So I prepared for baron, alot of time in hand

[gusty basin]

How many hours u got?

[distant ore]

100

[gusty basin]

oh yeah

[stoic egret]

Im literally struggling on fucking red deck on regular difficulty 😭😭

[gusty basin]

183 on mine

On my phone

[distant ore]

actually maybe more

[stoic egret]

Can literally on get up to 6 or 7 ante

[distant ore]

i forgot about mobile

[gusty basin]

Oh shit my charge

[distant ore]

photochad it up

[gusty basin]

It'll get good don't worry

[gusty basin]

I probably got like 200 hrs+ on balatro content :'))

Maybe alot more

Watched before I played

[undone oxide]

blueprint baron ante 2

[gusty basin]

Whenever i start a video, sometime soon i just start my own game

[gusty basin]

Nice

Another one rises

[distant ore]

true

playing balatro while watching balatro is the best combo

[gusty basin]

lmao yeah

[wise plaza]

That took way too long to get a Barron and move from constellation

[vital siren]

Yay i beat my first gold stake

[wicked wadi]

Which is the best deck to use?

[timid geyser]

black deck,its the easiest, +1 joker slot and infinite money interest

[opal fog]

should i sell the first joker

[red hamlet]

Plasma, Abandoned or Checkered

[wicked wadi]

When do you unlock it?

[red hamlet]

Black deck is the worst

[opal fog]

fake

[red hamlet]

you get 1 joker slot but lose 1 hand
so you have less hands to finish blinds + you get 1 less dollar from rounds

[finite sorrel]

Feels good to beat a new deck on your first run.

[opal fog]

i could copy hologram

[red hamlet]

Assumign you're playing flushes? cause then yeah

[wicked wadi]

Oh bruh lose 1 hand sucks

[opal fog]

oh well

[red hamlet]

Personally i'd throw out smeared

But that's cause i don't like how vulnerable it makes me to the suit debuffs

[opal fog]

oh my god

[timid geyser]

@red hamlet i thought you can take a joke and ride with the bus 🥲 im dissapointed

[opal fog]

ben dover

[red hamlet]

There's making jokes
and then there's actively giving out bad advice to people who are going to take you seriously

[wicked wadi]

I would’ve realized it sucked if I see -1 hand??

[undone oxide]

balatro

[timid geyser]

@wicked wadi im sorry i lied to you

[wicked wadi]

It’s fine, I’m sort of new to the game

[timid geyser]

yellow deck is good for a good start , abandoned deck you can reroll until you get for example 7 kings

[opal fog]

anotha one

[timid geyser]

@wicked wadi what decks you have unlocked

[red hamlet]

you're thinking erratic

[timid geyser]

oh yeah

[solar portal]

wow

[opal fog]

oh damn

[red hamlet]

round 1 shop non-yellow deck

isn't it

ah wait

overstock

[solar portal]

nah i can buy both but like

i dont have much to copy rn

[red hamlet]

copy the invis

[solar portal]

so beautifully smoothj

just like mine

[timid geyser]

copy the dice

[wicked wadi]

Everything up to and including Abandoned

[solar portal]

yeah why not im fine with copying erosion too

[solar portal]

wait i have the perfect image for this

lemme look thru the archives

[wicked wadi]

I’ve beaten the white stake on Red, Blue, Yellow and Green

[timid geyser]

blue deck, yellow, checkered very easy

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-polish-gif-25786522

[livid parcel]

dopamine overdose

[wicked wadi]

I keep getting shit luck with no multipliers to the multipliers

[maiden forum]

do people genuinely believe flush is a bad hand

[red hamlet]

it no scale too good
but it's alright

[solar portal]

the invisible hit erosion

[red hamlet]

It's a good hand for ante8 runs

[solar portal]

+56 mult is noice tho

[boreal niche]

Joker Joker - Legendary
+4 Mult
When Blind is selected, add the effects of 2 random Jokers to this Joker

[timid geyser]

theres a lot joker for flush builds

[solar portal]

and i just got a brainstorm so im absolutely gaming

[quick moat]

I love flush

[wicked wadi]

Jupiter only gives +2 multiplier so it’s hard to scale

[lost kindle]

flush builds are hard to get really high scores

[boreal niche]

it's not Bad

[lost kindle]

thats why i prefer 4 a kind

[boreal niche]

but it's not the best

[lost kindle]

fast scaling

[red hamlet]

The main issue is that it's a weak 5 card hand

[wicked wadi]

Straight scales the same? And isn’t limited to one card?

[maiden forum]

the only other base planets that give more than 2 are mars and neptune

[boreal niche]

it's a 5 card hand with less scaling than straight or 4oak; wilds are the second worst enhancement in the game; suit debuffs and the pillar exist

[maiden forum]

flush is by far the most consistent hand and scales with all 8 suit jokers

[dapper thunder]

does anyone know about the brainstorm mod? Does it let you restart a game looking for a specific joker without making it a seeded run?

[red hamlet]

yes

[boreal niche]

i refuse to believe rough gem exists

[devout thunder]

Flush is not the most consistent hand

[red hamlet]

but it's only those ones

[opal fog]

should i skip?

[red hamlet]

most consistent hand is high card

[boreal niche]

duh

[devout thunder]

That's high card and pair, which their builds are often stronger than flush

[vivid island]

me pivoting from club flush into heart flush:

[maiden forum]

significantly more consistent than straight or anything higher

[devout thunder]

4oak is more consistent than flush with a bit of deck fixing

[wicked wadi]

What exactly does the DNA joker do?

[red hamlet]

play 1 card
get a copy in hand

[maiden forum]

in what world

[red hamlet]

In any world where you're deck fixing

[devout thunder]

My gold stake runs lol

[maiden forum]

deck fixing for flush is 10x easier

[red hamlet]

Yes but you're also just not getting good scaling

[wicked wadi]

What exactly does that do? Does it get added to your deck?

[lost kindle]

more space for steel cards in hand tho

[boreal niche]

gets added to your deck and also directly to your hand

[maiden forum]

you'd have to get 4 deaths before you can even play 4oak twice in one round

[quick moat]

Ye

[vivid island]

deck fixing to discard 4oak every round lol.

[devout thunder]

You usually don't need to play more than one 4oak tho

[boreal niche]

have you considered playing 1 4oak wins you the blind

[devout thunder]

Since mars actually scales

[solar portal]

so tiny

[red hamlet]

35x4 base
60x7 base

15x2 per planet
30x3 per planet

almost double base stats
much better scaling

[timid geyser]

mars is really good

[red hamlet]

Yes, Flush is Okay
but it's not Good

[wicked wadi]

If only there were VCs so someone can coach me through a run xD

[maiden forum]

why not just go for 5oak

[red hamlet]

scaling is barely better

[timid geyser]

not consistent enough

[opal fog]

told mom to quit her job im going pro

[boreal niche]

Because planet x scales 5 chips better

[boreal niche]

and is a 5 card hand

[red hamlet]

you're better off skipping 5oak and going flush five if you're gonna fix that much

also yeah

[opal fog]

x12 mult goes hard

[boreal niche]

this feels like whataboutism so you can complain that 4oak < flush

[red hamlet]

You also need to consider that lower card counts let you use more steels

[boreal niche]

so here's my counter

[tough edge]

how to unlock brainstorm?

[boreal niche]

why not just play flush five

[red hamlet]

discard royal flush

[vivid island]

and less Bell shenanigans for 4oak

[boreal niche]

why not that

[timid geyser]

you go on checkered deck and keep trying to get royal flush until you get it and then discard yes

[opal fog]

HOLOPEAK

[boreal niche]

nice

[opal fog]

holo has 6x

or x6

[boreal niche]

also have you been copying dna with brainstorm

[opal fog]

idk

[opal fog]

yes

[boreal niche]

pog

[opal fog]

thats why so many queen

also full house at like lvl 5

[boreal niche]

if you were copying kings a baron pivot woulda bean real funny

Though tbf a trib pivot is funny too

assuming you get the soul

lol

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[maiden forum]

to be clear I hardly play flush up to ante 8

but never have I scaled 4oak when 5oak or flush 5 outstrips it in minutes

[lost kindle]

what abt the hearts n spade deck

i forgot what its called

[boreal niche]

you can't scale planet x retroactively

[lost kindle]

thats a deck worth flushes

if u get like

bloodstone n whatnot

[boreal niche]

planet x doesn't exist until you play a 5oak

[vivid island]

actually you can scale it "retroactively". It's called || Black Hole ||.

[lost kindle]

whats the rarity of black hole?

[red hamlet]

same as soul

[boreal niche]

also if you do unlock planet x you muddy up the planet pool

[maiden forum]

making better options = mudding?

[red hamlet]

Ideally you just skip 5oak

and go straight to flush five

[boreal niche]

Five of a Kind
+35 chips, +3 mult

[red hamlet]

Becuase otherwise you're getting planet x into your planets
assuming you don't have telescope, that's just bad

[boreal niche]

Four of a Kind
+30 chips, +3 mult

[maiden forum]

+1 card makes a huge difference

especially glass

[red hamlet]

okay

Counterpoint

[boreal niche]

+1 card leaves you more vulnerable to the water/cerulean bell/the manacle

[maiden forum]

of all the blinds I've lost to bell and manacle have never been it

[vivid island]

I didn't even bother with the flush five pivot for this lol (because it was kinda late).

[boreal niche]

"i've never seen it so it doesn't exist"

how did the conversation even get to 4oak/5oak

we were talking about flush

[lost kindle]

blame

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718273195160895498/1353315996609286184/attachment-1-1.gif

[wicked wadi]

Anyone down to vc and actually teach me how to be good at the game, based off your screenshots I suck

[boreal niche]

This is me after taking 2 liters of benadryl

[boreal niche]

quick question

how often do you spend money for no real reason

[wicked wadi]

Real money? Not often

[maiden forum]

4oak is good but 5oak is better and is hardly any more difficult to reach or scale in my experience

[boreal niche]

balatro money

[wicked wadi]

I don’t

[boreal niche]

you know what scales better than 5oak and is actually worth unlocking

flush five

[maiden forum]

that too

[boreal niche]

and flush five is actually worth it bc every level is +50 chips

and not

[maiden forum]

much bigger of a gap than 4oak and 5oak though

[boreal niche]

yknow

+35

[boreal niche]

hmm

what's the reason you feel like you're losing then

[wicked wadi]

Not scaling well

Like I don’t know what’s the best/fastest way to do it

[maiden forum]

did you try photochad

[opal fog]

talking about the soul i think i should skip this im already getting 12 million

the holo has 10x yk

[boreal niche]

savescum it

what is walkie talkie doing atp

[opal fog]

true

[boreal niche]

sell it and savescum for the legend

[maiden forum]

he has no other base mult ups

[boreal niche]

you might get a trib

[lost kindle]

hy dont diss walkie talkie

[red hamlet]

It'll be me

[lost kindle]

its goated

[maiden forum]

and also polychrome

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[maiden forum]

how high is hologram?

[boreal niche]

insane how we were literally talking about planet cards before this

[timid geyser]

flush five is gonna score more still even without levels

[opal fog]

holy shit holografic perkeo

[opal fog]

11x

[maiden forum]

nice

[boreal niche]

probably not worth it on ante 8?

assuming you play flush five with your queens

[red hamlet]

either way the rtun isn't lasting long into inf

[opal fog]

im playing full house

its like lvl 8

[maiden forum]

show ur deck

[boreal niche]

honestly pivot to flush five you have enough queen of hearts

[boreal niche]

it still triggers trio and eris has better scaling

[maiden forum]

true

walkie can go

[opal fog]

so should i start flush fiveing?

[red hamlet]

ye

[opal fog]

already sold it

[maiden forum]

definetly

[boreal niche]

Ideally unlock it before the boss blind

just so you can level it up before getting into it

[lament hollow]

hey

[boreal niche]

your perkeo should dupe like

[lament hollow]

i

i need

[boreal niche]

uh

Death

[maiden forum]

if he gets cryptid the run will be nuclear

[boreal niche]

I guess

[lament hollow]

ummmm

[solar portal]

hello lord frieza

[boreal niche]

or hermit

[lament hollow]

hi

[boreal niche]

not really

cryptid has little synergy given the deck is based on playing cards and not keeping cards in hand

[maiden forum]

holographic bonus

[red hamlet]

yeah man

10

that's such a big bonus

[boreal niche]

I get that bro has steel cards

but like

[maiden forum]

every cryptid is gonna be .5x

[boreal niche]

no mime no red seal no baron

you'll need like 2800 steel cards in hand for naneinf without those

[red hamlet]

The run is dying in ante 10/11

Like every other run

[boreal niche]

well here's the thing

It beats ante 11

dies to ante 12

their holo is x11 which is like x121 thanks to brainstorm

x363 because of trio

defo not good enough for far into endless but it beats ante 11 easily

esp after flush five is levelled up a lot

[maiden forum]

no glass queens hurts

[red hamlet]

bro

[opal fog]

peaklatro

[boreal niche]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

[opal fog]

trust me i never found that mf

[red hamlet]

what's the holo at now

[opal fog]

11.75

[red hamlet]

neat

[boreal niche]

beats a11, loses to a12

[red hamlet]

💔

[boreal niche]

Wait nvm

ante 11 scales at like

[red hamlet]

boss is 28m
so he needs to hit luckies twice

[boreal niche]

29m boss blind

[red hamlet]

he's on green so 14m, x2 for 28m

he's gonna probably die to big blind

[wicked wadi]

Do I take it?

[wicked magnet]

Is the metamorphosis joker op

[boreal niche]

if you're cool with the bad early econ

Keep a temperance on you if you want instant money

[boreal niche]

Then again

level 1 flush five

probably won't matter too much though

see if he got TRIB instead of perkeo

[wicked wadi]

?

[boreal niche]

we'd be in business

[red hamlet]

5 would take him to 21.7 on all hits
min of 4.7m

[red hamlet]

Temperance gives sell value of all jokers in cash

if vagabond makes it, you keep it until last hand of the blind

[maiden forum]

YOOOOOO

[wicked wadi]

Oh it’s one of the tarots

[boreal niche]

blueprint pog blueprint

[red hamlet]

trio or perkeo goes

or dna

[opal fog]

hey man dont skip blinds tho

[maiden forum]

rainbowprint

trio fs

[opal fog]

i think trio should go

yea

im selling trio

[wicked wadi]

I’m on red stake so small blind doesn’t give me money

[red hamlet]

don't

skip

You still get money for hands left

and interest

[boreal niche]

you still get money from hands and interest

[red hamlet]

[boreal niche]

though don't take 'never skip' as gospel