🎙・server-chat

[patent bramble]

do you really need photograph?

[rugged spire]

i mean idk

its good

[vagrant bane]

Yeah kill him off

You got 2 tribs

[patent bramble]

its just a worse trib at this point

[rugged spire]

true

ty

[errant veldt]

i fucking hate this game im using king of hearts and i was against flint so obvious reroll and guess what i rerolled into

[red hamlet]

PLANT TIME

WOOOOOOOO

[errant veldt]

no goad

worse honestly

every good run i have with hearts

https://tenor.com/view/let's-see-what-we-can-make-gif-2563833891364959946

goad reroll

[tough edge]

this made me punch my computer

[frigid shale]

goodbye bro

🕊️

[ember dome]

ALWAYS SKIP FOR RARE TAG I SKIPPED THRICE AND GOT BLUEPRINT, BARON, AND BRAINSTORM

[red hamlet]

baron ante 8 run xddddd

[ember dome]

the game is messing iwth me i had photo on plasma so i sold it bc plasma

then i got chad but i rerolled bc no photo

then the reroll gave me photo

[tough edge]

i just want yorick again

[quartz tusk]

where is the mods section

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[ember dome]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

i

idk

[half spoke]

my man will have a 1000-deck ante 3

[lament hollow]

hi

[sharp shell]

bro

this game has it out for me

[ember dome]

bro i keep getting the most insane jokers and then losing in the stupidest ways possible

[sharp shell]

half of my deck is fucking face cards

[daring saddle]

ah right, Stuntman
pretty easy to get

[lament hollow]

I win just fine with flushes esmh (I can only get to ante 10 on endless mode)

[ember dome]

i got baron brainstorm dna and invis and i sold invis and it fucking hit dna

so i lost bc 2.25x more wasn't cutting it

great now the game just isn't giving me anything good

[daring saddle]

dont worry man

to make ya feel better, i tried doing a run to unlock Stuntman

but its impossible

[cunning patio]

ancient joker my beloved

[daring saddle]

does it help to unlock Stuntman?

[tame steppe]

hm...

[cunning patio]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-cat-meme-dark-fnaf-gif-2491098315710587638

[static cedar]

how much cash you got

[cunning patio]

ancient joker

[tame steppe]

biased.

what should i replace

my king hiker?

[cunning patio]

25 so like

[red hamlet]

how's your deck tho

[tame steppe]

abandpnoed

[red hamlet]

just post a pic man

😔

show me them cards

[tame steppe]

5253673289902

[ember dome]

oh right i think i got that with baron mime blueprint (of course)
you'll probably get it eventually

[tame steppe]

i dont even think that's a right amount of cc numbers

[red hamlet]

yeah, if it hits clubs it might be bad

[tame steppe]

rats

[red hamlet]

but otherwise you're chilling

[tame steppe]

who i replace pook

the starting suit for it is clubs

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-banana-sells-a-million-dollars-gif-11873212726979639512

[ember dome]

well uh i think the luck might just be back

[tame steppe]

imma replace hiker

[tame steppe]

shi me 2,...

[limpid rose]

when you have photochad with a brainstorm, its better to copy the photograph right?

[red hamlet]

yeah

[ember dome]

thank god it's blue deck this time so plasma can't ruin my xmult

i kept getting really good xmult jokers way too early and dying cuz i bought them and had no chips

[digital oxide]

balatro midwit meme

[tame steppe]

run is lost i fear

[limpid rose]

This is pretty nuts for ante 7 right ? lol

[ember dome]

yeah thats crazy

how much are you scoring lmao

[limpid rose]

Im copying the chad to make money, ill do a scoring hand and let you know lol

[ember dome]

THANKS FOR MENTIONING PHOTOCHAD WITH BRAINSTORM

[devout crag]

i got canio in abandoned deck 😭😭

[limpid rose]

strength and death lol

[celest wind]

Paradolia

[red hamlet]

grab a hang man and keep it
when pareidolia shows up, buy it, rip the hanged man and hten sell pare

[devout crag]

i tried finding it but i died before then loil

[red hamlet]

damn

L

what ante was that

[devout crag]

umm i forgot

it was pretty early on 💀

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-joker-balatro-joker-jimbo-jimbo-the-joker-gif-15307096256787117908

[limpid rose]

My cards are all over the place, but this is with two redseal glas cards at the front playing a flush five

[devout crag]

dang all eternal thats lowkey impressive

[ember dome]

goddamn

[frank marsh]

Manifesting verdant leaf for you 🙏

[limpid rose]

I wish the reservered parking wasnt eternal, but this will be my first orange stake win lmao. Vouchers are popping off too.

[thick osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[limpid rose]

I JUST GOT A FUCKING BLUEPRINT AND CANT BUY IT BC THE FUCKING ETERNAL PARKING

[ember dome]

at least the run won't be ended by plant then

[ember dome]

😭

why did you buy eternal parking in the first place

[tough edge]

is the strat with rtb to use as many hands as you can

[devout crag]

WHAT and the next run i get pareidolia dang

and trading card

[thick osprey]

[devout crag]

that hurts

[limpid rose]

it was the only decent card in the first shop lol. I have been struggling with orange for so long, i just said fuck it

[tough edge]

this run looks promising

got 3 hermits in a row lol

[ember dome]

rip

[tough edge]

with ride the bus is high card the most played card generally?

[red hamlet]

not necessarily

but it's the easiest hand to juice with

[shy dove]

you can do pairs too

[tough edge]

yeah that's what i was thinking about

[tough edge]

o okay

i have 5 hands so like

if i do pairs i feel like i'll only have faces lol

my 5th hermit

[limpid rose]

XN91RELB

Here is the seed if anyone wants to try it. You get tons of good spectral cards early on too with the ghost deck

[red hamlet]

i'll see what i can cook up

[tough edge]

is there a legendary joker in there

[limpid rose]

I havent seen one yet. Econ is important with this one though

[tough edge]

bro

i just accidentally played a face card

im gonna cry

[limpid rose]

run over

[tough edge]

sigh

i might cry bro

[limpid rose]

I always do shit like that lol. I also always forget to reroll the boss blind

[tough edge]

i bought bull

didnt realize this actually fucks me over

i win in one hand now

i need to play them all

😭 🙏

[red hamlet]

xdd

[limpid rose]

I told you its fucking wild lmao

I dont remeber if there is an ecto early, but it would be a bad idea to take it. I just found my first one on round 30

We really cookin now

[quick moat]

Eternal much?

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[limpid rose]

I had to pass up on a blueprint and invisible early too because of the eternal jokers, it will be even dumber on white stake

[tough edge]

this is a really fun run lol

[red hamlet]

xdd

[limpid rose]

Its the best seed Ive ever found lol

[royal zenith]

Woo black deck orange stake done, only took a ton of luck lol

[tough edge]

I just wanted a legendary joker bro

[limpid rose]

WOW

I forgot the idol was there early

[cursive gorge]

Guys I suck at this game

😭😭😭

[limpid rose]

Im going to die soon lol. I cant make enough glass cards

[cursive gorge]

I think my high score is 2.1 mil chips

Try guess how much hours I have

[tough edge]

70

[red hamlet]

diamond debuff, forgot to reroll, gg

[cursive gorge]

Really?

Makes me feel a lot better 😭😭

It’s 23.5 hours

[tough edge]

i have like 80 smthn

my highest is like 3 mil

my luck is ass

i've gotten 2 legendary jokers in that time

[cursive gorge]

I’ve watched like 0 videos tho

[cursive gorge]

Same 😭😭

[hazy drift]

Great start to this game

[cursive gorge]

I’m getting better tho slowly

[tough edge]

@red hamlet should I rerolls or nah

[tough edge]

bros too broke to buy it

💔

[red hamlet]

guess, goober

[cursive gorge]

Lmao

[tough edge]

idk

[red hamlet]

also is bus bigger or pants

[tough edge]

asking the goat

[tough edge]

they're even

its like 1 off

[red hamlet]

kewl

[hazy drift]

What does ante mean

[cursive gorge]

No

You can afford a slight loss of eco

[cursive gorge]

How “difficult “ it is essentially

[obtuse iris]

Why doesnt the player simply stop playing cards and fight the binds?

[hazy drift]

Ok

[red hamlet]

whichever ends up bigger should be first

[cursive gorge]

Yep

[red hamlet]

so it gets the juicy x1.5 twice

[tough edge]

alr

pants in front then ig

it will surpass fo sho

[cursive gorge]

Put the banana in front

No?

[tough edge]

what

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[tough edge]

no

[obtuse iris]

I dont think the plant or the wall is gonna last long against these hands

[red hamlet]

bus and spare are flat mults

[tough edge]

it multiplies everything by 3x

[cursive gorge]

Oh

[red hamlet]

you want them first

[tough edge]

that's cavendish not the first form

[cursive gorge]

I thought it was the plus 15 one

[tough edge]

nope

[cursive gorge]

They look similar my apologies

[tough edge]

ur good bro

[cursive gorge]

I thought it was gros or wtv

[red hamlet]

the juicer

the stinker

[cursive gorge]

😭😭😭

I’ve NEVER had the top one

I know of it

Just ain’t owned it

[red hamlet]

stop selling the gros michel

[cursive gorge]

What do you mean?

[tough edge]

let it die

[red hamlet]

top one only shows up if the bottom one explodes on it's own

[cursive gorge]

I do

I still haven’t hit the better one

[daring dagger]

Just gamble harder

[cursive gorge]

Mb gng

[tough edge]

should i get hieroglyph

i just beat ante 11

[cursive gorge]

W

I always lose like 14

[tough edge]

not really impressive

[cursive gorge]

It’s better than nothing

I was tryna be supportive 😭

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865685499192934400/1194812447782092882/8btx8o.gif

[obtuse iris]

is it posible to score a single point?

[hazy drift]

Hol up
I just realized
are the mythology cards all point values you can start a round with

[red hamlet]

wha

[red hamlet]

no

[cursive gorge]

No isn’t the lowest 7?

By playing a two and that’s it

[low sphinx]

the flint

[red hamlet]

lowest hand is 5x1
with flint that's 2/3x1
and there's no way to score 0 without a debuffed card
but flint doesn't debuff

[limpid rose]

speculative early game pareidolia's that do nothing for me the entire run is my favorite play

[wintry flint]

Just watched my dad fumble the best run of his life

[cursive gorge]

😭😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

so lowest you can score is 0 - bosses that disable hands or need 5 cards played
or 5 if cards debuffed

[cursive gorge]

Once I fumbled the easiest run ever but when I was tryna discard

[hazy drift]

I just lost trying to keep a gold card in

[cursive gorge]

I played my hand

I play on steam deck btw

[wintry flint]

Thats what he done

[cursive gorge]

😭😭😭😭

It’s so annoying

[cursive gorge]

Restart the game

And it should let you play from before

But not always

[tough edge]

that was fun while it lasted

[elfin tapir]

💀

[tough edge]

realistically never getting past ante 12 unless its a crazy run or a legendary joker

[elfin tapir]

Boblox

[low sphinx]

i lost a pretty good run yesterday cause i forgot it was the psychic

[marble hearth]

feelin pretty sigma rn

[cursive gorge]

I did with two pair

[cursive gorge]

Least obvious dev

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779027625200320563/1337661076359352381/giphy_1.gif

[marble hearth]

tf no?????

[round garnet]

yeah he had a meeting with localthunk the other day

[marble hearth]

yeah definitely

[tough edge]

discovery farm

[round garnet]

speedrun collection

[cursive gorge]

It’s a joke

[round garnet]

ok now show him the 5x negative blueprint you just spawned in

[west sky]

Even more difficult if you consider playing on green stake

[elfin tapir]

how rhe hell

do you complete

wait i forgot the challenge name on sec

[cursive gorge]

Idek what im on

[cursive gorge]

I’ve just earned that deck

[tough edge]

playing on my phone so i had to restart

my steam save has all my stuff

[elfin tapir]

how do you do double or nothing

that’s it

[ionic urchin]

bruh

I'll drop the seed later

[cursive gorge]

Bro what

[marble hearth]

bro

this is crazy

[cursive gorge]

BRO

😭😭😭

[cursive gorge]

Un seeded?

[marble hearth]

yes

[cursive gorge]

Ggwp

[round garnet]

free 3x mult

[marble hearth]

i love getting 2 negative tags and a random negative

<3

[cursive gorge]

Is that a good deck you’re using?

I usually use the blue and yellow one

I forget its name

[round garnet]

painted can be pretty nice yeah

[cursive gorge]

Spectral or smth

[round garnet]

i dont use it too often tho

[marble hearth]

more hand size in exchange for a joker slot

[round garnet]

i feel like its 6/10 deck

[cursive gorge]

What’s the best one

[marble hearth]

erm

does he know

[round garnet]

imo for gold stake blue or plasma

[versed cipher]

PLAYING BALATRO MAKES ME GO CYBERPSYCHO

[cursive gorge]

Maybe lol

[cursive gorge]

I’m not good enough for gold

[split trail]

is balatro getting updates or is it finished

[round garnet]

if its good on gold it will definitely be fine on other stakes

[split trail]

of course mods exist so i can always expand the game myself but idk i see a lot of suggestions flowing

[versed cipher]

Balatro is getting some updates it's just development takes a long time

[marble hearth]

wof you spoil me 😭

[split trail]

ok

[round garnet]

localthunk is just trolling us

[marble hearth]

friends of jimbo 5 will have freddy fastbear trust

[marble hearth]

seed if u want it 👍

[limpid rose]

[cursive gorge]

Shame seeds = no progress

[marble hearth]

shame seed????

[cursive gorge]

Shame, seeds*

My apologies

Forgot the ,

As in it’s a shame that if I use a seed

I can’t gain achievements

[marble hearth]

true

[languid quest]

I'm joking it

I'm joking it

[marble hearth]

by it you mean...

your joker?

[languid quest]

I mean my joker

[round garnet]

burnt joker activities

[ionic urchin]

brother

[queen escarp]

guess who didnt get a single legendary!!!

[languid quest]

Eternal negative goes hard

[languid quest]

Me

I built this For Joker Page joke by joke

[limpid rose]

I am on a quest

[round garnet]

the world ends when u switch to glass cards

[queen escarp]

honestly most of good runs i see is either a
surivors mistake
I only see people post good runs, and never their bad ones
or
i suck at the game

[hybrid onyx]

Ay I just got here rank this

[cunning patio]

omfg im soo good at this game

is it good?

[round garnet]

try it

[cunning patio]

okie

[safe ore]

I found it hard to learn but after you learn it it's good

[cunning patio]

oohhh thx

[safe ore]

Np

[magic steppe]

it's a different playstyle

fun for high score runs

[safe ore]

I found stone card deck was really fun with it

[cunning patio]

i just oneshotted the 1st ante what

[safe ore]

Yeah it's good with nothing early game

[round garnet]

ante 1 is free

feel free to ramp interest and grab a joker if any good ones appear

[red hamlet]

plasma is literally THE big number = better deck

the bigger the number on the joker, the better

[marble hearth]

rest in peace cracked run 🫡

[round garnet]

o7o7o7

[limpid rose]

I know they kinda suck, but lucky card builds are my favorite lol

[red hamlet]

they odn't suck

[round garnet]

true gambler

[marble hearth]

funny cat though...

[red hamlet]

mult-wise they're the same as mult cards
but they can give money

[round garnet]

why only gamble in the shop when u can gamble in the blinds too

[limpid rose]

I mean they are good, they just wont go super far

[marble hearth]

cat plus all 6s plus a bunch of lucky cards is crazy

maybe throw in baseball card

[red hamlet]

add in all 6s, add in lucky cat
also MONEY MAN

money lets you go far

[limpid rose]

Its just so fun lmao

[marble hearth]

high score ❤️

[round garnet]

not your highest round score tho

prolly played plasma for that

[marble hearth]

i don't even have that unlocked 😭

[round garnet]

how did u get ante highscore 😭

where did that billion score run go

[marble hearth]

the plant

[round garnet]

oh ic

[craggy abyss]

sorry if that's off topic but can someone tell me where i can read what caused my game to crash so i can fix it

[round garnet]

makes total sense

u can ask in game-discussion channel too its pretty active rn

i have no answer to taht

[craggy abyss]

thanks

[marble hearth]

#🎙・server-chat message

[magic steppe]

i had a 3.4 billion hand, that's my best

[marble hearth]

i got that with only 36 hours of playtime

🤫🧏

[round garnet]

nah he still had more score

all thats left to do is get in game

u gotta beat him now

[marble hearth]

bruh

i'm just trying to unlock the stuff rn

[magic steppe]

you have stuntman now, enjoy

[marble hearth]

that only useful with plasma 🙏 😭

i don't even have it yet :(

[round garnet]

u would wanna unlock brainstorm and invis joker

[magic steppe]

not really

[round garnet]

do u have them yet

[magic steppe]

stuntman is useful in general

[ionic urchin]

Just uploaded it to seeds btw

[magic steppe]

it's a really consistent joker

[marble hearth]

i ain't giving up hand size for chips

https://tenor.com/view/dorito-spinning-gif-3037281823386410084

[magic steppe]

it's a fair trade

[buoyant verge]

does anybody know why this is happening / how to fix it

[marble hearth]

skilln't

[round garnet]

what the heeeeel

[magic steppe]

stuntman won me gold stake

[marble hearth]

erm

okay

[buoyant verge]

😭

[round garnet]

stuntman is good

most of the time u just wanna think about how to survive rather than the lategame

and if taking stuntman is the answer he will carry for a while

[magic steppe]

stuntman and pairs are a match made in heaven

[vital storm]

Lol

[round garnet]

what kind of edition is that 😭

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[limpid rose]

I would like to apologize for dissing the lucky card build

[round garnet]

bro tried it asap

[marble hearth]

wth are you playing

balatro on steroids my god

[vital storm]

Glitter lmao from bunco mod

still going

[marble hearth]

you fucking killed that blind bro

into dust

[magic steppe]

isn't e307 naneinf

[red hamlet]

e308

[magic steppe]

fair

[red hamlet]

it's just not impressive when it's modded

[magic steppe]

still fun to look at but not that fun to get there

[vital storm]

its still legit tho just with new jokers and stuff but fs less impressive then normal

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/click-the-bart-meme-gif-18209424548363772558

[runic vale]

what deck should i use? Im bored of just using one deco that gices everything (im using cryptid mod)

[vital storm]

yh lol

[red hamlet]

Ask in #⚙・modding-general

[vital storm]

yes but you can remove the limit with a mod

[red hamlet]

i guess yeah
i assume bunco is just a little bit more balanced

[ivory wigeon]

ummmm

[vital storm]

Yeah, I pretty much finished the game with all achievement except the gold sticker jokers so im playing modded now

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-ben-starr-clown-meme-gif-15572343625112254143

[red hamlet]

Starring: You

[vital storm]

Noice

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-senya-gif-26024901

[ancient harness]

Dang

[brazen phoenix]

Balatro

[full tree]

got a game where I got basically instant Perkeo lmao, N1S4IQWY is the seed, you gotta skip the big blind in the 1st ante for the soul

[ivory wigeon]

perkeo seeds arent really rare, lot of people filter for it

[full tree]

fair enough

[ivory wigeon]

i forgot to save this seed bruh

[limpid rose]

how many hours do you guys have in game?

[past root]

RISE MY GLORIOUS CREATION

[mellow locust]

naneinf

[mellow locust]

DAYUM

[past root]

Blue joker thinks he's part of the team

[mellow locust]

lmao

[past root]

Canio scaled to 12x

[mellow locust]

i have an idea to get a ridiculous hand size but it's probably super improbable that it'll happen in a non seeded run

and im too lazy to try it

[past root]

U can get a ridiculous permanent hand size with stuntman and turtle bean on crimson heart through a glitch

[mellow locust]

ik, but I don't rly like using glitches

[languid quest]

I'm Joking it

I'm joking it

And mpby it

[past root]

I say you gotta get whatever edge you can over the house

[languid quest]

I mean

I mean my joker

[mellow locust]

my idea was to get infinite negative tags (insert balatro university video) and try to get showman and a lot of negative jugglers/troubadours

but im not sure it works

[red hamlet]

just get a bunch of chicots

[languid quest]

It would but that's very unlikely

[languid quest]

Canio or chicot

[red hamlet]

chicotino

[languid quest]

Tribolerkeo

Yorick

[zinc thorn]

wtf is this standard pack

[mellow locust]

LOL

[cold sage]

nice

[mellow locust]

what if I farm for a lot of money and then reroll a bunch?

[languid quest]

You'd need a LOT

[mellow locust]

ik

[past root]

Anaglyph has replaced painted as my favorite deck

[mellow locust]

im talking about thousands of buckaroos

[past root]

Requires showman

[mellow locust]

ik

[past root]

Showman doesn't do much to provide up to the point of the big roll

[mellow locust]

wdym?

[buoyant verge]

bro all of my wheels of fortune have hit this run

[mellow locust]

w

[past root]

I mean the odds of getting a natural double of a needed joker in shop isn't worth betting on imo

When u have to save all ur money

[buoyant verge]

this is a very hodgepodge setup

[mellow locust]

then how else am I able to find multiple copies of the same joker?

[past root]

I mean at the moment of the big roll it's needed but up until that point he's kinda just sitting there

[mellow locust]

true

[past root]

Maybe it's just dumb game theory

On my part

[mellow locust]

what if the showman is negative?

[glad oriole]

showman stinky

[past root]

I mean in that case obviously but you'd probably have to filter, I've only ever gotten a single natural negative showman

[red hamlet]

just use a seed to get a negative showman early

[glad oriole]

is this avout endless tho

[red hamlet]

don't bother wiht unseeded cause you'll be here for years

[mellow locust]

yes

[glad oriole]

duck

[mellow locust]

true

[solemn elm]

still detrimental :3

[glad oriole]

true

[hallow trout]

[languid quest]

Someone called silly Sam would have this typa silly jokers

[buoyant verge]

bro those joker got me my first black stake win soooooooooooo

[limpid rose]

Can you copy Oops all 6's to make probabilities lower?

[fathom fjord]

Man

(Yorick at x10)

[mellow locust]

i think so

[languid quest]

Guys

Duh....

Duhh,......d

Dead.....

Dead....

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-fancy-dead-chat-yapping-pixelated-yapping-dead-chat-pixelated-gif-6714540924697693626

[elfin tapir]

guh

did not expect to see algebra in my poker game

[languid quest]

How is that algebra

[elfin tapir]

X-5

[languid quest]

That isn't algebra

[vestal nacelle]

solve for z

[vestal nacelle]

x-5=1, solve for the meaning of li-

[languid quest]

Ligms fuckin nuts

[vestal nacelle]

you really are high lol

[red hamlet]

Where's the algebra

[elfin tapir]

X-5=1
+5
= x=1+5
X=6

[elfin tapir]

typecast challenge with stencil joker on full jokers is 6

that has never been muttered before

[elfin tapir]

X-5

[languid quest]

LMAO

[red hamlet]

Bro never seen a multiplication symbol

[languid quest]

Yeah what I'm saying

[elfin tapir]

wait

[languid quest]

• and X are normal math shit bro

[red hamlet]

At least your status checks out

You are pretty dense

[languid quest]

I'm autistic

[elfin tapir]

you’re the most useless legendary in the game

[elfin tapir]

you can’t talk crap

[languid quest]

No lmao

[red hamlet]

Agreed

[languid quest]

YEZ

YES

LMAOOOOOO9

[languid quest]

gets corrected because they're dense , talks crap "You can't talk crap" 💀 💀 💀

[elfin tapir]

💀

[elfin tapir]

what would happen if i got the x-5 joker

would my multiplier just divide by 5

[languid quest]

Yes or nothing would happen

[solemn elm]

No

[red hamlet]

Nothig

Just nothing happens

[languid quest]

Nothig

[solemn elm]

that's not what multiplying by a negative does

[languid quest]

Wouldn't it though

[solemn elm]

If you multiply by a negative it becomes negative

[languid quest]

Yes

So

It'd go down

[solemn elm]

in balatro it just does nothing

[solemn elm]

That's not dividing though

[languid quest]

Oh

[red hamlet]

But not divide by 5

Lmdao

[elfin tapir]

so wouldn’t it take away from the score regardless

[solemn elm]

Nope

[red hamlet]

Nothing happens

[solemn elm]

it's at minimum 1x

[languid quest]

I didn't read his thing i was zoning out so I was practically paraphrasing

Mb

[red hamlet]

Even ramen doesn't go below 1

[elfin tapir]

well i definitely made a

fool

of myself

get it

fool

[languid quest]

Die

[past root]

I beg for a food joker refill card

Imagine if u had a joker that if u sell u can refill ramen or popcorn

[languid quest]

The refiller man: refill

[red hamlet]

Perma bean

(Outside of exploit)

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/jaking-it-gif-15068366075903653462

I'm joking it

I'm joking it

[past root]

My thought was soda fountain

[languid quest]

The soda heist

[red hamlet]

Refrijimbo

• food jokers values are locked

[languid quest]

Refillimbo

[past root]

Drink Card

Like at a bar

Or catered event

[red hamlet]

Bean gives hand size permanently as long as you got refrijimbo
Egg doesn't scale

[languid quest]

Sounds too much like drunkard

[red hamlet]

Waiter

[past root]

Waiter would work like loyalty card

Comes back around every so often to give a little more

Instead of hands it's rounds though

[red hamlet]

Defeating boss blinds refills food jokers

[past root]

Returns last portion consumed would be more balanced

So they still run out eventually

[red hamlet]

I mean

[past root]

Unless ur skipping constantly

[red hamlet]

We're still talking about food jokers here

Half of them aren't that great

Popcorn is just +20 at best
Ans you're using an extra slot

[past root]

I mean I'd at least consider taking ice cream at some point

[red hamlet]

The good ones are bean and seltzer

[past root]

Ramen is good mid game

[tardy cloud]

Is the wheel ACTUALLY 1/4 ?

[red hamlet]

Idk, I don't think this is that broken considering you need 2 slots

[tardy cloud]

There's no way it's actually 1/4

[past root]

First time?

A constantly refilling bean is crazy

[honest vigil]

I need someone to agree with me that Canio is the worst legendary joker of all time

[past root]

Sorry to disappoint you pawjob lover 23

Chicot exists

[indigo dune]

That title goes to Chicot

[honest vigil]

Guys, chicot has its uses but I NEVER find use out of canio

I always have it at X1 the entire game because I never see hanged man + face card

[past root]

Paredolia + trading card

[honest vigil]

Never gotten/ seen that combo

I’ve beaten gold stake 4 times too

Canio never fails to disappoint

[past root]

Here's a run I did earlier canio was x15 at death

[honest vigil]

Maybe I’m just unlucky but I still hate Canio

My glorious king yorick has the #1 spot in my heart

[hallow trout]

my luck goes on a walk everytime I get a legendary joker

[daring dagger]

Canio + Pareidolia + Trading card = auto win

[sleek brook]

Hi, does anyone know of any videos on how to transition from early jokers to late jokers? I usually lose in Ante 4-5-6 because I don't know how to do it.

[languid quest]

Imagine if Toby got a DELTA-RUNE Tommorow Fade

[left pawn]

"Man, this run is so shit!"
Mr. Bones when someone scores a 3199 instead of a 3200:

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-piccolo-sacrifice-dragon-ball-z-anime-gif-11428052051395709529

[pallid sapphire]

I would recommend watching balatro university play and you'll figure out pretty quickly what jokers are for survival and what are for long term

[languid quest]

He sold me fent

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[languid quest]

Behind a walmart

Paid him 12.49 in pure cents

[daring dagger]

It is recommend to transition into reliable xMult jokers when you are able to do so (ideally a good +mult joker and a good chips joker, though it does vary depending on the situation)

[languid quest]

Yip fucking yap

[daring dagger]

Also level your hands

[past root]

Roffle Lite sold me molly in Atlanta

[languid quest]

Where

In atlanta

[red hamlet]

Chicot can literally be replaced with a voucher.

[past root]

Underneath the Jackie Robinson beltway

[languid quest]

But cost money

[red hamlet]

Saves a joker slot that can be used on xmult

[languid quest]

With the "Roffle Lite sells Molly under this bridge" sign?

[past root]

Yea that's the one, I had to play gold stake to prove myself

[languid quest]

Which sign there's 3

[daring dagger]

My honest reaction

WHY IS IT SO SMALL

[languid quest]

LMAOOO

[daring dagger]

Damp joker

[daring dagger]

The antithesis of you

[languid quest]

He's just chilling

[daring dagger]

LMAO

[languid quest]

LOOK AT THE TIME

[past root]

Guys I'm about to make ramen in my coffee machine I'll report back

[languid quest]

LMAOOOOOOO

[languid quest]

Yummy

[red hamlet]

Uirtue?

[velvet tinsel]

[red hamlet]

Oh, virtue

[languid quest]

Virtue

Mod

[red hamlet]

The v looks too much like a u

Moist boi

[languid quest]

MoistJokical

Jokinz0

https://tenor.com/view/chipichipi-boykisser-boykisser-chipichipi-chipichipichapachapa-gif-10758258345566257

[red hamlet]

Chess joker
+chips equal to your chess elo

[languid quest]

Lmao

What's that one dogshit bot

Martin?

Martin when he finds chess joker:

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

Is that CJ

[royal vortex]

I got 100 elo on chess.com (I let my little cousins play)

[languid quest]

From Gta

[languid quest]

LMAOO

[royal vortex]

Never doin that again

Lucky cards are viable! I scream as I get dragged into a padded cell

[red hamlet]

They are

[royal vortex]

Depends on the build tbh

I just have bad luck

[red hamlet]

I'm 226 (started at 400 cause I clicked beginner and lost 3 matches to someone in the server)

[royal vortex]

Jinkies

[velvet tinsel]

Im like 1500:)

[red hamlet]

Last time I played chess was 4 years ago

[languid quest]

I don't know how to play chess

[royal vortex]

Gros Michel the goat stepped in the room

[languid quest]

😭

I don't know jack shit abt chess

[royal vortex]

I'm okay at it

[languid quest]

Can't even play it

[velvet tinsel]

I can beat magnus Carlson fr

[royal vortex]

I got a dude into the reverse Mexican defense in chess, idk how it happened but it did

[limpid rose]

I reached 1200 on lichess in 2020, im like an 800 now 😦

[quasi quiver]

i finally hit 400 dollars, which leaves only legendary jokers for me to unlock!!

[languid quest]

Guys am I special I can't play chess

[velvet tinsel]

lol openings names on chess are so random sometimes

[royal vortex]

Sick, I suck at balatro, barely on blue stake as my highest

I use red deck, red deck is my goat

[languid quest]

I got a dude into the Twin Towers Queen once

[patent bramble]

you should continue and see how far you get

[quasi quiver]

ill start doing stake unlocks now that i have all my normal joker unlocks

[patent bramble]

this is my record

[quasi quiver]

its gonna go far methinks

[languid quest]

My best is naneinf

[royal vortex]

Ante 12 gold stake pivot to madness

[quasi quiver]

my record was last run in the e17's

[elfin tapir]

What’s the size of the blinds

like pixel dimensions

[royal vortex]

It works, I promise

[languid quest]

Check is setting on main menu and stats

[quasi quiver]

oooo an oops all 6's

[languid quest]

Gang

Has nobody here gotten naneinf

[elfin tapir]

well im sure SOMEONE here has

[royal vortex]

I suck at balatro, I got like a 6 percent win rate 💔

[languid quest]

I have

[elfin tapir]

show off

[languid quest]

I mean like out of us

[quasi quiver]

seeded or nah?

[languid quest]

Not rlly i only did without bp or bs

[patent bramble]

it's pretty grindy looking for that specific setup

[velvet tinsel]

On what stake?

[languid quest]

Fuck nah ain't no pussy shit

[quasi quiver]

THANK GOD

[royal vortex]

Bro, I just unlocked blue stake yesterday

[patent bramble]

seeded basically doesnt count

[velvet tinsel]

Bruh

[quasi quiver]

i KNOW you werent gonna start bragging while using seeds

[royal vortex]

Playing since the early demos and I still suck 💔

[quasi quiver]

ayy negative oops all 6's

[slim junco]

@everyone

[languid quest]

Lmao " i got naneinf on the 10 of spades seed "

[languid quest]

Don't work idiot

[patent bramble]

@everyone

[past root]

It's all good man I started day 1 official release and I'm still ass

[velvet tinsel]

Im not the worse I have like an 70% win rate on normal stake:)

[royal vortex]

Swag

[patent bramble]

i'm addicted to rerolling seeds

[languid quest]

I played for like a month

Is naneinf like crazy for that time idk

[past root]

My win rate is incalculable because I reroll if I don't like the first 2 skips

[royal vortex]

Be real, do you ever take a negative tag?

[patent bramble]

depends

[past root]

On anagraph if I have like 6 double tags

Betting on just 1 negative isn't worth

[quasi quiver]

i love taking negative tags

[royal vortex]

I only do it I have like 4 double tags

[languid quest]

Always. I got negative baron 2 times from them in my naneinf run

[daring dagger]

Yes on analglyph

Nowhere else

[quasi quiver]

negative tags are as much of a gamble as the shop

[languid quest]

Yeah because they make the first joker u would see anyways neg

[spring escarp]

Hiiiii

[languid quest]

Seed sience

[royal vortex]

My best run I got 2 barons, a mime, and a sock and buskin

[quasi quiver]

natural negative walkie talkie?? ok..?

[languid quest]

Hi brick

[quasi quiver]

temperance value ig

[royal vortex]

Most of my deck as kings

[spring escarp]

:D

[patent bramble]

literally just took a negative taf

tag

lets see what it gives

[quasi quiver]

i currently have 500 bucks

[patent bramble]

thanks

[royal vortex]

What's your favorite hand to play?

[past root]

My best run was DNA + baron + steel + polychrome red seal high card

[languid quest]

OMG TAKE IT

[languid quest]

High Card

[patent bramble]

two pair...

[royal vortex]

Flush or nothin bro

[past root]

.

[low sphinx]

straights / full house on every other deck, flushes on checkered

[royal vortex]

Flush is the peakest hand oat, change my opinion, you can't

[past root]

Less steel in hand

High card maxers rise

[languid quest]

Wrong reply

Mb

[patent bramble]

game refuses to give me 5 of the same suit

[quasi quiver]

aw no room :(

[languid quest]

Sell cocket

[royal vortex]

The game refuses to trigger my lucky cards

[patent bramble]

sell walkie talkie trust

[spring escarp]

I've never gone to that point in the game

[quasi quiver]

its at 19

[languid quest]

Sell cocket

[spring escarp]

That's after win?

[quasi quiver]

yeah

[royal vortex]

My number 1 goal in balatro is to get the particle accelerator perkeo build

One day I'll get it unseeded 💔

[languid quest]

I Have HAW hAw

[quasi quiver]

thank you that helped

[patent bramble]

i lost 3 round 1 perkeo unseeded runs 😭

[languid quest]

Mmm yes main menu and back

[quasi quiver]

what if i dont waaannaaa

wait what unlocks can i even get rn cuz i have all the joker unlocks

[royal vortex]

Bro is not Nelson

[languid quest]

Haw haw!

[quasi quiver]

well not just unlocks also mean steam achievements

[languid quest]

C++ :gtatrole:

https://tenor.com/view/troll-penios-144p-lag-gta-trolling-gif-18384514

[quasi quiver]

i just rerolled past an invisible joker

[royal vortex]

You should pivot to madness if you see it

Trust

[languid quest]

Fuck

[quasi quiver]

average roffle modded video:

34 dollar reroll

[cold sage]

Is Splash a good card?

[patent bramble]

depends again

[royal vortex]

It's alright imo

REALLY depends on the build

[cold sage]

im not sure yet how to make build correctly

[patent bramble]

;-;

what do i sell

[random cedar]

Bro now that my friend is borrowing my pc i keep using balatro xbox version and i keep accidentally buying consumables and then selling because i mean to click the button that says "buy and use" on console 💔

[cold sage]

the best thing i did was mixing scary face and pareidolia

[random cedar]

I like parie

Parie is a great card imo

[quasi quiver]

seltzer probably, whats it at?

[royal vortex]

I got a royal flush just now on round 1, overkill much?

[patent bramble]

5

[quasi quiver]

then yeah

its temporary anyways

[patent bramble]

alr, thanks

[quasi quiver]

whatdya get

[patent bramble]

yorick

[random cedar]

Totally seltzer, i agree with trib here

[quasi quiver]

goated

good enough i

g

[random cedar]

Not bad at all

[royal vortex]

Guys

I found an eternal ceremonial dagger

I WILL be taking this

[random cedar]

Dagger + egg?

[royal vortex]

What in hoping for

I'm*

[random cedar]

I usually skip dagger ngl but ill start picking it up if i have egg

[patent bramble]

anyways i just lost that run cause the game refused to give me two pair

[random cedar]

I ❤️ egg and swash

[royal vortex]

I am ceremonial dagger number 1 fan

[patent bramble]

YE4SEJ6C if anyone wants it

[random cedar]

I hardly pick it up because i try not to destroy my jokers

Unless its like riff raff

Riff raff and dagger seems alright

[royal vortex]

Just got an eternal credit card in my shop 😭

[random cedar]

See what i want in a run is eternal riff raff and madness

Dude imagine a busted card that acts as riff raff but makes them negative, kinda like perkeo but for jokers

[royal vortex]

I'm gonna go for a heart run

[patent bramble]

baron and blueprint lets go

ancient and baron huh

ill take it i guess

[random cedar]

Oh yeah i discovered canio the other day but i couldnt get anything like trading card

So i didnt get too far in the run

[patent bramble]

why hello there

imagine if it was perkeo

[random cedar]

Idk if anyone knew but the reason the legendary modified dont look different except for their BG is actually because the faces and the bg's are different textures in files

[royal vortex]

4 finger my beloved

[patent bramble]

anyways i have skill issue i died : EDVKSQQJ

[random cedar]

I like four finger and shortcut

[royal vortex]

Someone understands me

[random cedar]

But i would only really get both if i had a negative

[past root]

Shortcut is good

[random cedar]

Youre basically always playing a straight its the easiest thing

[idle cloud]

@everyone good night.

[random cedar]

"oh i have no correlated cards ill just play a straight"

[random cedar]

Yeah youre buns

😭💔

[idle cloud]

@random cedar womp womp

[random cedar]

In the big 25

LOL

The everyone ping does not work in your favor LOL

[idle cloud]

@everyone Jevil J. Joker is mad

[random cedar]

Let me tell you boy this balatro discord shit get SERIOUS!!! 🔥

[idle cloud]

i bet you dont have comp ++

[meager nymph]

this was my first e run

[random cedar]

Nah not yet i just started

[royal vortex]

I'm trying to thin my deck but hologram is like an obsessive ex following me every shop I go

[random cedar]

I need to thin my hand size down

To get uhhhh

That one voucher

[languid quest]

DELTA-RUNE tommorow

Just a Tommorow away

[random cedar]

Deltarune TODAY

:D

[languid quest]

DeltaRune is coming out in April

[cinder robin]

i love straights

[languid quest]

I'm not straight

[cinder robin]

me neither

[random cedar]

Im not straight but my favorite hand be straights

I must pick a struggle

[cinder robin]

skipping the last two blinds to keep my mult on ramen

big brain

[languid quest]

Sall brain

[languid quest]

Please inform

[proud marsh]

always go ramen

[cinder robin]

im smart i know

[royal vortex]

Doing a high card run today

Just rerolled the shop and got blueprint

I'm gonna kiss my screen

[cinder robin]

blueprint with no joker to copy

[royal vortex]

I have it copying misprint as I'm barely in ante 2

[opal meteor]

nice pfp

[random cedar]

Thanks, i made it myself

[opal meteor]

this one i meant

the joker is also cool ig

[languid quest]

My name is Jevil

What's the shop keepers guy named again

The

The guy

Who gives you the key to Jevil

[uncut ember]

Try not to talk about sexuality for 2 minutes challenge

[languid quest]

I'm gay

NoooOOo Fuck

[uncut ember]

Finding out you have a personality outside of sexuality (IMPOSSIBLE)

[swift sail]

???

[solemn elm]

😭

what

[swift sail]

https://tenor.com/view/always-alwaysyouthree-harrypotter-rascals-hooligans-gif-21933813

[solemn elm]

i just got here so

[languid quest]

Lmao

[uncut ember]

I love avengers

[cold sage]

You mean the guys from Fortnite?

[languid quest]

.....

Run.

I'm coming.

[uncut ember]

I made an intentionally bad joke, please dont double down on it 😭

[cold sage]

me when poop fart nuts

[swift sail]

why

[uncut ember]

Because this server has alot of 12 year olds

Unlucky

[cold sage]

Felt like it

[languid quest]

I just looked at ur pfp and realised it wasn't a a 😛 emoji

[languid quest]

If you're 12 you can't be on discord

[random cedar]

Bro that is the FIRST time ive mentioned it 😭

[uncut ember]

Ah yes no 12 year old has ever been on discord

[languid quest]

Ik but

[uncut ember]

Real

[languid quest]

Fuck off (jokes cause mod is here)

(JOKES)

[random cedar]

Seam

Hes pretty cool

[languid quest]

Thank you

My name is jevil

Seam I want some ice crea

[swift sail]

being disrespectful and saying it’s a joke makes me more likely to action it

[languid quest]

I'm sorry

Pee wee I apoligize

I'm so very sorry

Do you accept

[random cedar]

Oh, i did not make that one myself
But i like that one too yes

[royal vortex]

My build is atrocious

[pine monolith]

Me when fishing for 3 of a kind

Wtf even

[languid quest]

Ralsei was made before Asriel

[random cedar]

[languid quest]

Vro 😭

[random cedar]

I dont recall this

[languid quest]

The concept

[random cedar]

But i assume its the concept

Yeah

[languid quest]

Yea lmao

[random cedar]

Makes alot of sense

[languid quest]

Me when I nohit sans spare attack

https://tenor.com/view/buck-tooth-smiling-emoji-noelle-deltarune-buck-tooth-smiling-emoji-noelle-deltarune-noelle-gif-13421818394046721483

[royal vortex]

Playing a pair run and my only source of mult that doesn't multiply it is my misprint