😭
#🎙・server-chat
glad plover
pastel hornet
How far do you think I can get if I just get 2 pair levels every round and every round I get +3 mult because of egg
pastel hornet
I'm only using throwback because I haven't found a better xmult yet
glad plover
How far do you think I can get if I just get 2 pair levels every round and every...
Sell the damn two pair already 😭
round garnet
(i haven't pushed anaglyph stake)
limber moth
Throwback is the BEST
glad plover
Throwback is the BEST
YES
round garnet
broo shuttt uppp
limber moth
I'm standing right here right now saying ot
glad plover
I'm standing right here right now saying ot
YES
limber moth
Throwback is the fucking GOAT
pastel hornet
(i haven't pushed anaglyph stake)
No not two pair I get 2 levels for pair
glad plover
LITERALLY
pastel hornet
Wrong reply
pastel hornet
Sell the damn two pair already 😭
No not two pair I get 2 levels for pair
limber moth
LeBron reportedly not a fan of throwback
pastel hornet
Pair goated hand ngl
glad plover
No not two pair I get 2 levels for pair
Ok
Throwback is the goat bro
And i hate Superposition too
Like
limber moth
Fish joker when
glad plover
💀
limber moth
And i hate Superposition too
Good good
pastel hornet
I got past ante 8 yk what that means
round garnet
nah superposition kinda ass feel free to hate
limber moth
Fish!
pastel hornet
See how far I can get (I lose in ante 10)
limber moth
nah superposition kinda ass feel free to hate
It's super ass never used it
limber moth
Flower pot
I've at least had use for flower pot once or twice
But I only use it if I don't have like driver's license or cavendish
round garnet
See how far I can get (I lose in ante 10)
i think u reach ante 10
pastel hornet
The mouth has to be the most free boss blind
glad plover
I've at least had use for flower pot once or twice
The first time i see that shit i already know its bad
glad plover
The mouth has to be the most free boss blind
The serpent :
limber moth
The first time i see that shit i already know its bad
It's okay for straight and full house decks if you don't have your flush going yet and that's kind of it
red hamlet
The mouth has to be the most free boss blind
the needle is literally a small blind size
glad plover
the needle is literally a small blind size
But..one hand
glad plover
Well i know most of the time we could win with one hand
red hamlet
But..one hand
stop being a weaksauce baby that needs multiple hands for small blinds 
glad plover
But
red hamlet
or just buy a burglar
round garnet
the needle killed some of my runs where i scale wee/square/bus
glad plover
the needle killed some of my runs where i scale wee/square/bus
Yeah
Specially early needle
Deadly
pastel hornet
Guess what level my pair is now
glad plover
Guess what level my pair is now
7
round garnet
let him cook
glad plover
Pair is so bad 🙏
round garnet
yeah but its consistent
pastel hornet
Pair is so bad 🙏
Most consistent hand in the game aside from high card
glad plover
yeah but its consistent
Just use flush 😭
round garnet
i get that u would have like 63 mult if you were 4oak but pair is consistent from early game
NOT FLUSH BRO
glad plover
Or full house or at least two pair
limber moth
Yaaaaay my car stereo fairy god mother visited me last night and left me car stereos as gifts
red hamlet
Just use flush 😭
white stake player
glad plover
Like two pair is a little bit harder but its stronger
pastel hornet
Swash gives +57 mult now
pastel hornet
Like two pair is a little bit harder but its stronger
OK but eventually it's more about consistency than base strength of the hand
round garnet
i never go for two pair unless pants
limber moth
I go for full house when I have pants
pastel hornet
OK but eventually it's more about consistency than base strength of the hand
My pair is 3x stronger than straight flush currently
limber moth
I use pairs for scaling and endless and full house or flush for regular games
round garnet
i only go endless when i intend to do it from the start
which is just plasma deck white stake
round garnet
restive iris
2 RANDOM NEGATIVES IN A ROW
red hamlet
dog
glad plover
2 RANDOM NEGATIVES IN A ROW
Not even an uncommon 💔
restive iris
😭
pastel hornet
I knew I was gonna lose ante 10
round garnet
just multiply em
pastel hornet
Well that's white stake yellow deck out of the way
restive iris
finally
round garnet
i wont have that happen in possibly like 500 hours of playtime
i actually dont know how many jokers i see
pastel hornet
Which deck do I do next
round garnet
i stick to one deck and push to the eeenddd
pastel hornet
Which deck do I do next
Green, Black, Nebula and ghost all aren't white stake done yet
round garnet
green is a very unique one
i'd imagine doing the earlier stakes with green would be free
pastel hornet
Green, Black, Nebula and ghost all aren't white stake done yet
Or I could alternatively do red stake on red, blue, yellow or magic
round garnet
what i did first time was do white stake on all to unlock the decks and then gold stake blue deck
imo blue is crazyyy good
round garnet
i never touch those
and i wouldnt before i run out of things to do
i actually never looked at them
any cool challenges
red hamlet
Jokerless
pastel hornet
I'm gonna try green deck
round garnet
do u get any buff on jokerless
is it actually fr jokerless without any other modification
pastel hornet
Tbh I don't mind the green deck gimmick
Usually in my runs I end up with like $70 I don't need
round garnet
but after playing green deck going back to normal deck and playing with interest again felt doodoo
i loved spending down to 0
vagabond snap pick
i loved all of green deck
red hamlet
is it actually fr jokerless without any other modification
Jokers don't appear
round garnet
i see
red hamlet
Anti depressants suck
vagrant bane
?
round garnet
well im sorry to hear that
vagrant bane
Hey atleast you aren't
red hamlet
I ate a whole tiger baton in about 3 mins
pastel hornet
I just got hanging Chad in the first shop
vagrant bane
Why is it called hanging chad
round garnet
id get it
red hamlet
Why is it called hanging chad
A hanging chad is a fragment from a punch-card ballot paper which has not detached fully, resulting in an incomplete and therefore invalid ballot paper.
round garnet
why is it chad tho
red hamlet
why is it chad tho
round garnet
no wayy
alr
have u ever heard chad used in those conditions?
english is not my first language
red hamlet
Kinda
solemn elm
have u ever heard chad used in those conditions?
yes
it's just not a common word
it's quite dated
round garnet
ok bro
red hamlet
round garnet
need to tone down the delusion scale a lil bit
vagrant bane
New Joker: Bingo Card: If the cards you played equal to 75, x2.5 mult
red hamlet
need to tone down the delusion scale a lil bit
Sorry you feel that way about yourself
solemn elm
New Joker: Bingo Card: If the cards you played equal to 75, x2.5 mult
that's incredibly bad
because you just can't get that
vagrant bane
No
red hamlet
Mfw 5 aces is 55
solemn elm
how are 5 cards gonna reach 75
solemn elm
...?
vagrant bane
So if you played 2
solemn elm
so why say 75
round garnet
what a specific joker thats never gonna synergize with anything else in the game 😭😭😭😭😭😭
vagrant bane
57
solemn elm
red hamlet
Oh
willow kite
<#1209506360987877408>
oh yea right
solemn elm
so it's also still really bad
vagrant bane
X6
solemn elm
the problem isn't the score
round garnet
if its once 75 is reached it could be a joker ig
round garnet
loyalty card is 6 hands
vagrant bane
Just play 5 aces 55, then reach 7t
solemn elm
u can basically 2 hand it
if you're playing 4oak faces or aces, sure
vagrant bane
round garnet
nahh it can be good
solemn elm
but that's a very specific build
red hamlet
Mfw I'm trynna scale a different joker and accidentally activate wacky bingo
solemn elm
nahh it can be good
delusional
vagrant bane
but that's a very specific build
Thar can be said for a lot of jokers
solemn elm
Thar can be said for a lot of jokers
give me a joker that's worse than this
which isn't also seen as a bad joker pretty Universally
vagrant bane
Stone joker
red hamlet
Actual delusion
vagrant bane
Idol
red hamlet
Bro clearly doesn't value chips
round garnet
idol is doable anytime
vagrant bane
EXACTLY
red hamlet
Idol is worse than ancient fr
round garnet
its not locked to a certain joker setup its just deck shaping
solemn elm
1/26 on checkered
red hamlet
1/26 on checkered
1/1 on erratic seeded 
the goat /s
solemn elm
its not locked to a certain joker setup its just deck shaping
it's still a horrible joker for non endless
round garnet
yep i dont have any stickers on it
vagrant bane
Greedy on checkered
vagrant bane
red hamlet
🗿
vagrant bane
This mf in general
solemn elm
Greedy on checkered
you're thinking of deck specific bad setups.
red hamlet
Bro, all 4 of those jokers are kinda mid
solemn elm
your joker is just bad like, almost always
vagrant bane
round garnet
nahh those suit jokers takeable early game
red hamlet
We're not about to call 35 mult bad
vagrant bane
Oh I'm not
solemn elm
mult is very good early
red hamlet
nahh those suit jokers takeable early game
That's kinda what I mean by mid
vagrant bane
I'm just saying bro got the "The friend she doesn't want you to worry about"
red hamlet
Anyways
Your joker idea is just a worse loyalty card
vagrant bane
Technically invisible Joker if you don't got shit
red hamlet
Technically invisible Joker if you don't got shit
Blueprint sucks then
round garnet
i had to skip an invis joker first shop cuz i had winstreak goin on
vagrant bane
That was worth
round garnet
that mf cost so much
red hamlet
This run was fun
Started with an invis in a hella aces erratic
Got scholar, picked up ankh
round garnet
the classroom setup
limpid tree
finally beat blue stakes a second time so NOW i have the plasma deck
red hamlet
Worst deck in the game fr/s
limpid tree
love it when my runs don't get counted
limpid tree
Worst deck in the game fr/s
i've just been using checkered deck so far
won that specific run with a triple the order deck
i just played spade flush houses lmao
or not flush houses
royal flushes
red hamlet
No
vagrant bane
RAMEN doesn't get the yuri treatment
slim junco
excuse me
pale wing
hey quick question is photograph taking here and if so what would you get rid off?
dapper dust
well... shit...
red hamlet
hey quick question is photograph taking here and if so what would you get rid of...
Carto if you don't care much for endless
pale wing
bet ty just trying to clear gold stake icl
lethal owl
granite canopy
Is there a Discord server for the Bunco Balatro mod?
red hamlet
Better asked in #⚙・modding-general
granite canopy
I couldn't find it thanks!
harsh laurel
At how many hours playtime does an average player get naneinf?
red hamlet
At how many hours playtime does an average player get naneinf?
It really just depends if you're actively going for it or not
And if you're doing seeded, filtered unseeded or unseeded
wanton mortar
Look what I have
red hamlet
Nope, I'm afraid
limber moth
Ok
lunar kiln
waow
what sell hmm
I can move blueprint mid scoring to have it copy different things, right?
current thoughts are sell pareidolia, lose some retriggers from sock but gain aj and usually photograph too, probably
kind aurora
finally done with all orange stakes 
now I just need black deck and erratic deck gold stake for c+
kind aurora
waow
this gives 1.5^20 and then an extra x4 from photo
if you toss pareidolia you potentially lose a lot of retriggers on the ancient jokers
tossing photo and copying the leftmost one gives you another round of 10 activations so 1.5^30
lunar kiln
probably should've waited a little longer for a response before committing to a pareidolia sell then
oops
kind aurora
rip
lunar kiln
I can move blueprint mid scoring to have it copy different things, right?
this is right though, yeah?
kind aurora
mid scoring? no?
lunar kiln
oh
kind aurora
you can move it throughout the round
lunar kiln
I thought I could get it to copy aj most of the time except when scoring the face card and have it copy photograph then
kind aurora
it doesnt work like that
lunar kiln
okay, that's fine ig
spark olive
vagrant bane
Look what I have
Use!
What I get
New Joker: Joker ID: If the last card and hand played is the exact same cards and hand as this one, 10x mult.
Might be wondering that's super broken
No, it has the be EXACT SAME CARD
stray mantle
Well
stray mantle
It's probably too specific
To work
It's good in crazy highscore runs
But most it'll do is add an extra e to your mult
stray mantle
Marnie mention also
Real
stray mantle
No
vagrant bane
You sure?
vagrant bane
Even if I had 2 chicots
stray mantle
Even if I had 2 chicots
Yeah
The game doesn't allow you to win
Idk the coding specifics of but basically even if you reached naneinf again you'd still lose
With mods you can go higher though
vagrant bane
New Joker: Challenger: Turns Small Blind and Big Blinds into the current Ante Boss Blind, Doubles money scored and 1.5x mult
past root
The investment tag shall inherit the earth
hard herald
Hi
past root
Hello bruh man 9000
past root
Should have brainstormed burglar
past root
Nah u can copy burglar as many times as possible
coral perch
what do i do
past root
Ur kinda fried, misprint should be card 1 for every hand but last
past root
Yea
past root
Yea
past root
Great start to the runs today
limber moth
dont count yo chickens before dey hatch 💯
hallow trout
Am I right or delusional to think that I can make pretty op builds around half joker?
timid geyser
coral perch
what the
midnight moon
opaque shard
Challenge: Win a run using only jokers given by riff raff
(Any other source of scoring counts)
brave saddle
Photochad in double or nothing is crazy
whatever floats your boat
also chicot being useful is kinda rare
(i have retcon)
💀
full musk
first time picking showman and he gives me second copy of mime and baron
thanks showman very cool
molten robin
coral perch
another one last ante
sterile dagger
coral perch
all good things must come to an end :C (hologram is 7.75x if anyone wants to help)
lost with 205k chips
prime goblet
WE WIN THEEESE
coral perch
all good things must come to an end :C (hologram is 7.75x if anyone wants to hel...
(i got violet vessel 3 times in a row and lost)
past root
What gets dumped for cavendish
coral perch
What gets dumped for cavendish
credit card DUH
past root
credit card DUH
🧠
carmine river
BRO
BRO
THIS CAN'T HE REAL
THIS IS MY 8TH RUN WITH CARTOMANCER NOW
IN A ROW
I'm tweaking rn bro
It won't leave me alone
It's ALWAYS on Ante 2
ALWAYS
coral perch
all good things must come to an end :C (hologram is 7.75x if anyone wants to hel...
i should've replaced burgular with a mult joker
carmine river
be grateful
Wdym be grateful
Did you ever get glass cards to break on you 6 times in a row accidentally?
carmine river
I am CURSED
coral perch
i dont complain
fiery yew
why is hiker chad so hard to make
vivid island
I got an email that the official playing card deck (this one #📢・announcements message) is going to be shipped soon (like late march?)...
fiery yew
😭
lethal owl
Good day to everyone
And night fir me
I havent sleep and it's 8am(where i live)
Im going to fucking collapse
Good day in advance
past root
When a joker gets a stake sticker does it get every sticker before that?
red hamlet
Yes? Kinda?
if you beat a joekr on gold and no other stake, it'll just get a gold sticker
sour peak
i dont complain
That doesn’t mean others don’t have a right to complain
red hamlet
it shows highest stake only
sour peak
Yeah
past root
Oh IDC about aesthetic I just meant as far as c++ is concerned
red hamlet
yeah you don't need to do every sticker before
sour peak
It’s pretty fwiggin sweet
red hamlet
you just do gold
shit owuld be fucking AGONIZING if you have to do every sticker before that
coral perch
That doesn’t mean others don’t have a right to complain
alr chillout
i was just joking
sour peak
Bros saying „chill out“ as if I threatened his family
red hamlet
silver lynx
could it not have been any other joker
atomic kernel
chip scaling is hilarious
red hamlet
plasma moment
atomic kernel
if only i had sock
quick moat
Sock and bustin
slim junco
riff raff and wraith are the 2 best things balala gave us🙏
atomic kernel
wait how do you see the joker stats like that
atomic kernel
ok sick
slim junco
atomic kernel
ty
red hamlet
you got kings?
slim junco
not yet
red hamlet
then wraith didn't do it again 😔
slim junco
trust, time for the pivot
thorny coral
How do people get gold stickers on every joker it took me like 4 months to beat 1 gold stake run lmao
serene locust
Okay how crazy am I, if you have every tarot card besides, emp, fool, and hermit (or temp)…infinite money?
slim junco
serene locust
Do it for the memes
red hamlet
bye swash
quick moat
Canio
red hamlet
CHICOT SWEEP
serene locust
Oof
slim junco
tribbb
pine monolith
Pog
slim junco
rip run
quick moat
pine monolith
Throwback is free gold stake wins
atomic kernel
i ended this run on ante 11
serene locust
Lmao do you love it so much you’d take an oath of throwing it back 👀
atomic kernel
might be the dumbest balatro game i’ve ever played
slim junco
balala :3
vagrant bane
What happens
quick moat
vagrant bane
If you have triple chicot
serene locust
~~You triple negate boss blind ~~
slim junco
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
slim junco
oh im so fucked
slim junco
all 3 of them
quick moat
Maybe neither
slim junco
i forgot about selzer
slim junco
all 3 of them
all places
red hamlet
slim junco
i forgot about selzer
now my trib only gives like x16 mult
red hamlet
x32
slim junco
red hamlet
2x2x2x2x2
2 - 4 - 8 - 16 - 32
slim junco
sowwy :<
red hamlet
minecraft man
quick moat
slim junco
Plant moment
wicked magnet
Is it possible to triple my life insurance if I gamble
wicked magnet
What are you eating CuzImACat
wicked magnet
Eat well CuzImACat
slim junco
I wishhhhh 😔
wicked magnet
I wishhhhh 😔
What is stopping you, CuzImACat
slim junco
puppycoded chicot x cat is crazy
wicked magnet
Freaky
red hamlet
this is me
wicked magnet
Do we have any more freaks here
wicked magnet
this is me
A delicacy in the eastern hemisphere
red hamlet
Anything more to add?
wicked magnet
opaque shard
Is that Howard Hamlin
wicked magnet
Where
wicked magnet
Start another one
opaque shard
Only 1 vote on Yorick I hate you all
red hamlet
2 votes
opaque shard
One is mine
vagrant bane
Still waiting for a deck based on 6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K,A with Full House being weaker than a flush.
wicked magnet
What is the best mythical joker
vagrant bane
Wym Mythical
quick moat
Only 1 vote on Yorick I hate you all
wicked magnet
Wym Mythical
You know
wicked magnet
That's another thing
red hamlet
mythical isn't a vanilla rarity
vagrant bane
Unless you consider chaos theory
wicked magnet
All theories
wicked magnet
<:MelonYawn:978521585214451723> mythical isn't a vanilla rarity
Why not
Who decided that
red hamlet
probably this guy
wicked magnet
Who is this stranger
red hamlet
he's my pointing man
one of many
he has a twin brother, and they help me point at stuff in screenshots
because arrows are stupid
wicked magnet
I mean that one he is pointing to
woven sierra
I mean that one he is pointing to
Balatro player doesn't know creator
Ban him
cedar spindle
do i buy
ill get rid of michel
lucid creek
slim junco
Amen 🙏 
vagrant bane
Amen
vagrant bane
do i buy
ill get rid of michel
No banana
red hamlet
ay, men
vagrant bane
Idk
New Deck: Short Deck - 2,3,4,5 have been removed, Flush and Full House have there strengths swapped.
cedar spindle
slim junco
new deck idea, you have 1 hand size and only have 1 ace in deck
cedar spindle
cedar spindle
new deck idea, you have 1 hand size and only have 1 ace in deck
a wild card 2 would be better but that would only work on certain seeds
nova monolith
my cryptid mod says missing dependencies. what should i do
cedar spindle
would need smtn to make it usable in the 1st few antes
red hamlet
my cryptid mod says missing dependencies. what should i do
#⚙・modding-general
and install what it tells you to install
vagrant bane
New Deck: Short Deck - 2,3,4,5 have been removed, Flush and Full House have ther...
Btw some people play poker with these rules
nova monolith
ty
vagrant bane
New deck: Lucky Deck: Magician appears 2x more likely, Joker rarities are swapped, legendaries can be found in the shop
ember root
So Rare Jokers become Common?
solemn sand
do i buy
ill get rid of michel
Jesus
vagrant bane
Uncommon
bitter rapids
My first attempt at an unseeded naneinf run ended due to a mistake in judgment on my part, but it was a good learning experience and I'm still pleased.
vagrant bane
Legendary - common
Rare - uncommon
Uncommon - rare
Common - legendary (soul will give like banana)
ember root
That sounds awful
vagrant bane
Yeah but tell me when you want to use the new legendary jokers
low hornet
greendeck is the worst
thick moss
what if instead of a cruel game about gambling and the themes of pushing your luck it was about a young woman playing go fish with her cat in the alps
vagrant bane
I never seen a yellow or green deck in my life
I've seen black blue and red
And the space one
cunning patio
hope i get directors cut
low hornet
fuck green deck
slim junco
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low hornet
i have beef with him
ember root
What did green deck do to you
low hornet
it sucks i had to play him for c++
low hornet
fuck you useless piece of shit whoever thought of no interest game mode i have a big beef with you
slim junco
new deck idea
low hornet
also
low hornet
i just pick up that interest voucher
on a green deck
WHY WOULD IT EXIST IN THE GREEN DECK
ember root
I mean that's on you
low hornet
I THOUGHT IT WOULD DO SOMETHING
red hamlet
what if instead of a cruel game about gambling and the themes of pushing your lu...
ok but as much as that meme is getting shit on
the original idea with the witch would go so hard
slim junco
red hamlet
😔 i made that
slim junco
yeahh
slim junco
😔 i made that
red hamlet
mfw cozy games are cozy
slim junco
so real
low hornet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1348370409736900651/5...
we hate that little shit
red hamlet
we hate that little shit
i hope the 1/1000 happens to you 6 times in a row
on the first round
red hamlet
cause it is
slim junco
like gros michel is also a banana
low hornet
im not cavendish
slim junco
you literally are
low hornet
im banana
slim junco
sorry
red hamlet
how about no
daring dagger
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1348370409736900651/5...
Me with Cavendish somehow
low hornet
please little cat
red hamlet
that is a minor bro
low hornet
can i have a meow meow🥹
slim junco
thats crazyyy
low hornet
meow meow discord kitten
low hornet
there's so much darkness in the world
slim junco
what am i doing with my life tbh
red hamlet
figure it out
daring dagger
red hamlet
no way, 2 months old and already balding
low hornet
me in my early twenties
red hamlet
get that man on finasteride
daring dagger
I'm am 20 and safe
slim junco
I love opiods <3
low hornet
bro imagine being only 22 already paranoid on balding
daring dagger
bro imagine being only 22 already paranoid on balding
My friend is balding at 19
low hornet
what the fuck happened to evolution
red hamlet
bro imagine being only 22 already paranoid on balding
take estrogen
also
it's stress
lmfao
daring dagger
take estrogen
Estrogen is only a bandaid to temporarily fix the issue
It will still happen
red hamlet
lmfao
daring dagger
It's just either win the genetic coinflip or cry when it comes to balding
slim junco
take estrogen
no like fr
just
become a woman
and then again a man
no male pattern baldness
slim junco
the period cramps are terrible
daring dagger
To some yes, to others no
low hornet
what's the debuffs
fathom minnow
Alright all, we're off topic here
low hornet
the period cramps are terrible
yeah that monthly nerf seems pretty hard
thorny coral
Alright all, we're off topic here
What topic are we meant to be on?
thick moss
Alright all, we're off topic here
gothiclord the type of guy to say innit
thick moss
What topic are we meant to be on?
balatro
low hornet
are british real people
slim junco
Alright all, we're off topic here
Oh my, I am quite apologetic about my behaviour, I have not realised what we are delving into my lord! We will go back onto gambling my liege!!
slim junco
sorry
thorny coral
are british real people
As a british person, no
red hamlet
Hey folks and welcome to another video of gold stake balatro. An early visit to Planned Parenthood gave me a good dose of feminizing HRT which allowed me to think more clearly and not be dominated by anger. This lead to a really good calm run deep into endless 
slim junco
we need official reports by the mods
red hamlet
like it's probably one of the most useless surveys you could do
daring dagger
But it's funny
red hamlet
but it would be interesting to see if certains ones are more favored by the ladies
and which ones are an instant grab for the boys
slim junco
oh that's what you mean
daring dagger
Obelisk
thorny coral
and which ones are an instant grab for the boys
The only jokers I would take 100% of the time are brainstorm, blueprint, invis and ancient.
red hamlet
cause like for anyone that wants to do good, the stats are gonna be probably very similar
but hte more casual groups are probably gonna have good variance
slim junco
*turns to sad boy*
crazy
red hamlet
how bout me
do you play league?
thorny coral
crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats. And rats? Rats make me crazy
thick moss
*turns to sad boy*
you read homestuck didnt you
low hornet
do you play league?
you probably recognize in dms XD
thorny coral
so annoying, shaking my smh
Laughing my lmao off
low hornet
you read homestuck didnt you
i looked it up it looks kewl
slim junco
i looked it up it looks kewl
do you know about the sharpie girl?
thick moss
i looked it up it looks kewl
wait you didnt know homestuck existed before now
red hamlet
she fucking dyed her skin with sharpies
low hornet
lmao
slim junco
like a huge bath with alcohol and sharpie inc
red hamlet
SHE FUCKING POURED SHARPIE INK AND ALCOHOL INTO A BATH TUB
slim junco
and she took a hour bath
slim junco
must be hypnotic
????????
solemn sand
That damn shield is all let’s left
red hamlet
they're discovered
slim junco
clearly banana doesn't apreciate chicot...
low hornet
and that legendary that kills face cards ig
low hornet
clearly banana doesn't apreciate chicot...
no im looking for him
please tell me where is his location
slim junco
miss input
slim junco
please tell me where is his location
thankfully i stopped myself
modern fable
slim junco
haha
that's so funny
because it's a dog, but he can't talk!
but
but the uh the uh
it's a 🃏!!
slim junco
Imagine if like
that word is so ruined, I cannot say imagine anymore
I hate brain rot
red hamlet
imagine
patent bramble
by going into my bedroom
exotic tundra
Hello
patent bramble
Hi
exotic tundra
Which deck should I win with to unlock a fun one
slim junco
by going into my bedroom
:3
exotic tundra
I have spectral already
slim junco
Which deck should I win with to unlock a fun one
yellow and blue deck are pretty good
exotic tundra
Kk don't spoil
patent bramble
I have spectral already
you mean magic?
red hamlet
ghost
patent bramble
yes that
exotic tundra
you mean magic?
The one that gives spectral cards in the shop and the poly consumable at the start
So fun
patent bramble
yup
patent bramble
no
red hamlet
it's the worst deck
cunning patio
Which of the starters are best
yellow imo
red hamlet
red gives an extra discard
blue gives +1 hand which is eco
yellow gives an eco boost
exotic tundra
Yellow has really good eco cause you have already get interest
low hornet
Including green and yellow
green deck does no interest
exotic tundra
Yeah that's why it's bad
low hornet
you're stuck with not spending your hands or discards
so you're torn between greeding your hands or no
fuck it
steep elm
is you a jittleyang or fuhtoolatoogen
exotic tundra
When you get gross michel whay are the chances of getting the 3x one
patent bramble
after it breaks
steep elm
the fortnite:
exotic tundra
after it breaks
It needs to break?
low hornet
When you get gross michel whay are the chances of getting the 3x one
in my exp alot
patent bramble
It needs to break?
yes
low hornet
yes
exotic tundra
And then when will it show up
exotic tundra
Next shop visit?
exotic tundra
Kk
patent bramble
but it will
technically you could say that with any joker given enough shops
low hornet
like a slow snail targeted to assasinate you
it will take long time for it to catch up
idk im bad at English
patent bramble
you mean the immortal snail?
fathom minnow
Next shop visit?
After gros Michael has gone extinct, Cavendish is added to the pool of common jokers and has the same chance of appearing as any other common joker. It is not guarantted to show up within a normal run
low hornet
yes
agile pawn
Hey folks and welcome to another video of gold stake balatro. An early visit to ...
banger 🔥
rose sorrel
well well well
red hamlet
there's no way you're gonna complain about me being on a discord on a fucking weekend xdd
rose sorrel
pick me pick me ahh 😭
slim junco
how do people get mod??
red hamlet
slim junco
like what kind of trials do they have to endure
red hamlet
oh that
slim junco
(the role)
red hamlet
probably just apply when they need more
cunning patio
omg chat imagine smeared joker and ancient joker omg
red hamlet
omg chat imagine smeared joker and ancient joker omg
Suit Debuff Boss:
better have a director
patent bramble
or luchadour
red hamlet
or me
tawdry veldt
What kind of cardio has you limping for 3 days 😭✌️
slim junco
uhh idk
I just haven't done cardio ina while
:v
BTW
anybody got tips for plasma deck?
errant veldt
very ante 8 boss
slim junco
crazy
red hamlet
I really need to hit my cardio man
I couldn't do any lately cause i had a huge fucking cramp that made me hella limpy
red hamlet
very ante 8 boss
reroll it
slim junco
awww :<
red hamlet
and get a finisher blind
slim junco
sorry to hear that </3
red hamlet
yeah, muscle just wouldn't relax for a while
red hamlet
why im playing flush well and getting a shit ton of money
yeah but it would be funny
quick moat
Erm
west sky
yeah but it would be funny
O hell nah bruh, what is chicot doing in discord bruh 😭
cold sage
I started playing this game thismorning and i think im addicted chat 😭
slim junco
gonna probably head out, have a great day/sweet night everybody!!
west sky
I started playing this game thismorning and i think im addicted chat 😭
Bought it this friday and now i have 15 hours 😭
vagrant bane
@red hamlet what does Mime look like in the yuri joker texture pack
cunning patio
omfg im finally going to win black stake omg
cold sage
Bought it this friday and now i have 15 hours 😭
I feel you
vagrant bane
Nuh uh
cold sage
I just frickin love rogue likes
west sky
I just frickin love rogue likes
Wait till bro plays Risk of Rain
vagrant bane
There should be a balatro rogue like
cold sage
There should be a balatro rogue like
It is a rogue like 😭
west sky
There should be a balatro rogue like
cold sage
Wait till bro plays Risk of Rain
I heard good things about it
slim junco
if only balatro would have gambling 😔
vagrant bane
Battle Royale are just rogue like but for casuals
vagrant bane
Foetnite is a rogue like
low hornet
very ante 8 boss
how? Petroglyphs?
red hamlet
<@465568467463045150> what does Mime look like in the yuri joker texture pack
she kinda a baddie
cold sage
Foetnite is a rogue like
I think that’s an insult to rogue likes
slim junco
There should be a balatro rogue like
quick moat
she kinda a baddie
vagrant bane
she kinda a baddie
Was expecting more like this tbh
cold sage
she kinda a baddie
nah the 7 of clubs is the hottest card 🥵🥶
vagrant bane
Is 7 of Hearts the worst card
cold sage
wdym the worst card
vagrant bane
Or is it 7 of Spade
red hamlet
7 of spades
red hamlet
diamonds - money
hearts - bloodstone
clubs - onyx agate
spades has arrowhead which is alright but better on plasma
cold sage
diamonds - money
hearts - bloodstone
clubs - onyx agate
spades has arrowhead whi...
I don’t understand any of this 😭
I need a balatro coach lol
red hamlet
I don’t understand any of this 😭
junior cobalt
why do companies say their product is one of a kind
couldn't they just say it's a high card, that's the name for it
red hamlet
why do people ahve pronouns as he/him
it should be he/he, cause they'll never be him
cold sage
why do people ahve pronouns as he/him
it should be he/he, cause they'll never be...
Im him
Im the guy
red hamlet
look at kid
cool thinks cool's tough shit
red hamlet
or
vagrant bane
S tier
cold sage
look at kid
cool thinks cool's tough shit
ts pmo gng
vagrant bane
Expensive runs
red hamlet
ts pmo gng
c3p0 r2d2
vagrant bane
Question
red hamlet
Answer
vagrant bane
Is the boss blind depended on the background color
Cause water is always white for me
cold sage
woota
cunning patio
YESS FINALLYY
red hamlet
and i think so, yeah
rugged spire
I NEED HELP
vagrant bane
What if there was a joker that changed effects depending on the background
rugged spire
what do i sell for oops
because im running a full lucky deck
i have i think 25 red seal lucky queens rn
vagrant bane
Kitty is 1/4 right?