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[red hamlet]

woops

<@&1133519078540185692>

[dark geyser]

Anyone have any ideas for ^^^

[cedar spindle]

how didnt mr bones save me

i hate math sm

[red hamlet]

because you're 3 zeroes off

[cedar spindle]

wtf does that mean

acc nvm i hate math

[red hamlet]

you scored
3456000000000000000000000000
but need
9200000000000000000000000000000

[main apex]

xibata

hello chibata

[red hamlet]

mr boness needs 25% and you scored
0.037%

math is fun

[cedar spindle]

so a mf mime wouldve been better

i litteraly sold a mime for that mf

[red hamlet]

😭

yeah, mr bones just does not help much past ante 11

[cedar spindle]

its not

[red hamlet]

and any build that it WOULD save, dies on the next blind anyways

[cedar spindle]

wait is e just the number of 0

[red hamlet]

yeah

e = x10^X

where X is the number after e

[cedar spindle]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i was wondering

i get like 2 mf e27s and its still e27

[red hamlet]

yup

[cedar spindle]

here i thought mr bones was a must have in any build

[red hamlet]

2 million + 2 million is 4 million
but it's still 2e6+2e6=4e6

nah

[cedar spindle]

get it now

[red hamlet]

most of the time it's better to just get a scoring joker

[cedar spindle]

shouldve learned math

2h gone

[red hamlet]

unless the only thing you can buy is mr bones

tbf, you don't run into scientific notation often

[slim junco]

Guys how do i use dofectors cut?

[steep trail]

is there a balatro wiki outside of fandom?

[red hamlet]

since most games just use the other names for big numbers nad shorten them

[slim junco]

Can i pay 10$ to change the boss ability?

[cedar spindle]

u gon have a button

[red hamlet]

yeah

in blind select on the left

[slim junco]

While im in the boss

[cedar spindle]

no

[red hamlet]

only before

[slim junco]

Fuckkkkk

[cedar spindle]

indecisive ass mf

[slim junco]

Im cooked

[red hamlet]

did you get a plant

on a face build

[slim junco]

I got that ability that all my joker turn back and shuffle

[cedar spindle]

just lower game speed and figure it out

[red hamlet]

^

[slim junco]

And i had a copy joker that was carrying

The game

[red hamlet]

lower game speed to .5
play a hand
pay attention to where the triggers happen

[cedar spindle]

unless u fucked everything up by giving urself like 2 hands

[next flame]

crazy

[red hamlet]

please turn on a hard limiter lmfao

bro is cooking his gpu

[cedar spindle]

my shit was slow af cos i played music from browser while playing balatro

had to turn power saving for browser on

@amber burrow

[half haven]

dude

will you stop

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[cedar spindle]

@prisma locust

[swift sail]

whew lad

[cedar spindle]

didnt know u can do that

im an idiot

[red hamlet]

is aight

[willow thistle]

dude really pinged all the mods for that 💔

[swift sail]

it’s literally what we want you to do

[red hamlet]

mfw that's what you're supposed to do

[willow thistle]

fair enough it's just kinda funny

[wintry flint]

My dad was doing challenge decks for fun and accidentally almost won on omelette

[cedar spindle]

shameful

this calls for an execution

tf was my guy suposed to do

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[half haven]

public execution :D

[scarlet igloo]

Hum when I use a seed to get perkeo, it gives me yorick ???

[red hamlet]

brainstorm?

[scarlet igloo]

No like set seed

When I try to roll with brainstorm, my game just crashes

[hollow cargo]

You need to unlock perkeo in an unseeded run first

[cedar spindle]

try changing decks or profiles

[scarlet igloo]

I did that, won on gold stake with perkeo even

[cedar spindle]

a deck i found was supposed to have a neg blueprint in the pack but it didnt

[hollow cargo]

If that's the case then I don't know why

[red hamlet]

if you're on goldstake, it will always give a non-gold stickered legendary

[half haven]

Well i got it on a seed without any legendary jokers unlocked

Idk

[scarlet igloo]

I'm just trying to get naneinf on white stake

[red hamlet]

No clue then

[scarlet igloo]

Brainstorm mod crashes my game, and even set seeds don't work

Like whattt

[swift sail]

try the modding channels maybe

[scarlet igloo]

I did, I asked like a couple weeks ago, no answers

Like I'm just helpless

[half haven]

OOOO

NOOOO

[scarlet igloo]

wtf

[half haven]

DUDE AGAIN

[snow temple]

what the shit

[elfin yew]

the fuck is happening

[pine saffron]

was that a quickdelete AI slop

[snow temple]

yeah

i think so

[cedar spindle]

tf did i miss

i look away for 1 sec

[wintry flint]

Gif script spam

[half haven]

Another sans and markiplier gif spam

[elfin yew]

everything of AI i fucking despise

[snow temple]

he said “now’s my time” and sent like 20 gifs

[cedar spindle]

ah

[snow temple]

REAL

[red hamlet]

he got vonnegot

[cedar spindle]

chatgpt gon kill u

[elfin yew]

ruined society from day one

[wintry flint]

Im one of like 3 people in my school who has basically never used ai

[snow temple]

the ‘art’ is so ugly

[wintry flint]

I used it once like 3 years ago when it was new and everyone was talking about it and then never again

[snow temple]

same dude

[red hamlet]

ooooooo

[elfin yew]

[snow temple]

can i play co op vs weird al

instead of ai

[digital oxide]

is that league of legends

[wintry flint]

Weird al all bosses no damage

[red hamlet]

YES SIR

[digital oxide]

posting league of legends should be considered a cognitohazard im afraid

[snow temple]

what is that expression lolol

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 of legends

[red hamlet]

he is too

https://tenor.com/view/kayn-snow-moon-kayn-gif-1894417106986749132

[red hamlet]

he's a little fruit cause he has a scythe that talks to him

and if you punch melee champions too much, the scythe kills him and takes over

and if you punch ranged champions, he kills the scythe and takes over

[snow temple]

but what queer person doesn’t have a semi sentient scythe

very common

[red hamlet]

there's anotehr one

that uses a bow

and is canonincally 2 gay men with a demon bow

[snow temple]

maybe i judged lol to harshly

[swift sail]

let’s bring this back to the server and balatro

[snow temple]

ah yes

[drifting ginkgo]

Wth are my jokers

[elfin yew]

damn dude

[wintry flint]

Hold up, let him cook

[drifting ginkgo]

wait i found a ballot

i might actually cook hold on

[wintry flint]

I have been getting the worst seed luck recently u cannot be serious

3 polychrome, ballot and business card

[red hamlet]

now get hack

[drifting ginkgo]

im on ghost btw

[elfin yew]

my run currently:

[drifting ginkgo]

i didnt thought about it, i was thinking about sock

[red hamlet]

yeah man

replaying those face 10s and face 4s so much

[drifting ginkgo]

wait a second you aith chicot you're chicotette

[quaint moss]

seltzer...my only hope....seltzer...

[red hamlet]

waddup

[rugged spire]

spicy

[drifting ginkgo]

holy

Might aswell

[rugged spire]

wow.

[drifting ginkgo]

where sinergy?

[limpid rose]

Unseeded?

[elfin yew]

honestly idk

[rugged spire]

unseeded

[drifting ginkgo]

synergy.exe not found

[rugged spire]

see

lol

i just spam reroll runs until i get smth good icl

[limpid rose]

Thats nuts. Send me the seed when youre done lol

[rugged spire]

ofc

[grand dune]

I wish it was unseeded, oh well:

[elfin yew]

holy fuck

[grand dune]

If only I didn't listen to some chicot masquerading halfwit, I would've had a higher score in my record

[drifting ginkgo]

oh hey my favorite joker

[red hamlet]

I'm going to shave off 2mm of every 4 legged object in your house

just so all of them are wobbling

and piss you off

mfw i never told this guy to skip baron

and he said himself he's going to skip

and now he's mad that he skipped

[grand dune]

Lol

[drifting ginkgo]

@red hamlet remember that double polychrome walkie talkie?

got canio

[limpid rose]

WTF lol

[red hamlet]

so peak

[drifting ginkgo]

If it breaks youll get a negative cavendish then. Trust

[finite shadow]

Moral dilemma for chat

[limpid rose]

I can only assume a negative banana means god run incoming

[finite shadow]

Early game. Ante 2ish. You have 5 jokers, one is Michael. Do you sell him for an abstract joker assuming you have interest cap?

I don’t

[red hamlet]

no, i'm not stupid

[finite shadow]

Well why stupid?

[red hamlet]

selling a 15 mult for a 15 mult

15 mult htat can turn into an x3
15 mult htat stays 15 mult

WE ALWAYS GAMBA

[finite shadow]

Selling a time bomb 15 mult for a non-time bomb 15 mult

Yesss

I’m playing devils advocate. I also wouldn’t, but there’s an argument to do so

[rugged spire]

holy

my deck is just glass btw

this could be huge

[red hamlet]

YUPCHAMP

license goes btw

[grand dune]

Idk, you kinda guilt-tripped me into believing I'll never get naneinf or whatever, so it's still on you

[red hamlet]

I simply stated taht in that current run you were in, there was an extremely extremely low chance of getting naneinf as you're still missing a LOT of setup

you still needed a bunch of blueprints and brainstorms at the very least
and cryptid OR a shit ton of plutos

not even a mime

[grand dune]

I'm not even gonna bother listening to you, lol

[red hamlet]

I'm sorry that I said you wouldn't get naneinf on your average baron/mime run that was not starting to setup for naneinf from the start

[rugged spire]

ye fuck lisence

[red hamlet]

🙂

next time i'll be sure to spam you to pickup baron regardless of your gamestate

🙂 but you can't be mad at me if you end up dying in that run as well

[finite shadow]

Do you need at least one steel card in your deck at the time for a steel joker to show up, or do you need to have had a steel joker at any point in the run regardless of currently for a steel joker to show up 🤔

[red hamlet]

need a steel card in your deck

At the very least I never heard of anyone getting a glass joker after they picked up a glass and it broke

[rugged spire]

29M7MG3S seed

[grand dune]

It's one of those jokers that have permanent mult, even when you sell or rebuy them, like the fortune teller. Steel joker starts showing up when you made one steel card

[finite shadow]

Wait seriously? So it doesn’t go down like erosion?

[red hamlet]

it's based on steels in deck

it WILL go down if you get rid of steels

[finite shadow]

That’s what I thought

[grand dune]

Well, unless you start deleting steels with hangman

[red hamlet]

It will show up when you have 1+ steel
it won't show up if you have 0

[past elk]

A PLANE HIT THE SECOND TO-

JK

dammit

capslock

[royal zenith]

Had my jokers locked since ante 4 but still won lmao

[past elk]

invis joker unlocked i imagine

[limpid rose]

The negative banana died at the end of the last round but I kept the extra joker slot? Is this a glitch?

[past elk]

mabye

[limpid rose]

LMAO im so dumb

[red hamlet]

not reading is a common thing ngl

[limpid rose]

Im currently going through each deck and trying to get to black, I didnt realize what deck I was on lol

[turbid ermine]

you guys got any stones?

[grand dune]

Why is your trib upside down?

[chrome oxide]

What did they do to my friend trib

[past elk]

as for me though

[turbid ermine]

he tripped

[chrome oxide]

Tripoulet

[grand dune]

Silly guy

[red hamlet]

that's Teluobirt

says right there

[red hamlet]

not the gooner mod 💔

[past elk]

yes the gooner mod

[turbid ermine]

the what...

[past elk]

its waifu jokers on nexusmods btw

[turbid ermine]

not to brag, but i helped work on a mod thats on nexus

[past elk]

ok BUD

ur on THIN ICE PAL

[red hamlet]

not to brag but i made this for STB Widgets for skyrim 🥱

[past elk]

ok

not to brag... but i found this seed BY MYSELF

[turbid ermine]

i found 3 souls by ante 2

[past elk]

ante 1 round 2 perkeo with an ankh after

and a cryptid

[red hamlet]

🥱

[past elk]

ok

.

[red hamlet]

had this once too

[past elk]

im hoping to get multiple oops

[red hamlet]

2 souls in the same run, the other one gave me chicot but i was already past the plant

[past elk]

CHICOT

i love chicot

[cursive kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-emoji-laughing-emoji-animated-laugh-gif-27394849

[past elk]

hes so underrated fr

[red hamlet]

he's actually just rated

[past elk]

copy him w bp or bs on the manacle

[red hamlet]

you can't copy him

with bp or bs

[past elk]

oh right

[cursive kernel]

doesnt taht give you infinite hands

[past elk]

im an idiot

[red hamlet]

2+ chicopts on manacle gives perma hand size increase

[cursive kernel]

you used to be able to

[past elk]

no it doesnt

[cursive kernel]

or not copy

but duplicates

[cursive kernel]

since its passive

[red hamlet]

it's a side effect of the way it's coded

since Chicot just does the inverse of waht the blind does

[past elk]

double chicot reverses the boss blind so the manacle gives u =1 hand size

[red hamlet]

manacle is permanent since it only does the reset once

[past elk]

+1

oh

[red hamlet]

you can also get nane-inf on violet and wall

[finite river]

Why is perkeo red that really confused me

[red hamlet]

takes 691 chicots on violet, like 1080-ish on wall

[past elk]

its supposed to be chicot but they messed up

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40

these better

[past elk]

here

[grand dune]

Alright, I couldn't get to through ante 16 with the high card baronmime particle accelerator build of mine... The Psychic got in the way

[finite river]

Lol yeah they’re swapped around

[past elk]

canios fine trib is supposed to be yorick yorick is supposed to be perkeo chicot is supposed to be trib and perkeo is supposed to be chicot

that took way too long

[grand dune]

I wanna apologize, @red hamlet

I'm sorry for being a prick earlier

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-couldn’t-live-thanos-endgame-back-to-me-you-could-not-live-gif-16221515858415007908

[past elk]

lol

[grand dune]

I'm serious

[red hamlet]

oh

yeah i don't really care lmfao

i'm used to arguing online, shit happens

[past elk]

same

[red hamlet]

i mean shit, i play league lmfao

i run into people at varying stages of mental development

[past elk]

2 @ everyone in 2 mins the chat goes crazy

[red hamlet]

where's the @everyone

[finite shadow]

Chicot how do you edit the values for scaling jokers on that score calculator website

[red hamlet]

click on it and on the right

[grand dune]

It's why I refuse to return to that awful game

[red hamlet]

value

[finite shadow]

Ahh

Baller

Thx

[past elk]

@red hamlet ur a dick

[red hamlet]

And why's that

[grand dune]

Again, @red hamlet I'm very sorry for putting the blame on you for only encouraging me a different build, whilst I was losing my shit for not getting my preferred stuff

[red hamlet]

it's all good broski

[past elk]

plus i made sure that there was a space between the @ and the everyone

[red hamlet]

@everyone y'all so gay

it's disabled

[bitter rapids]

With this, I have finally beaten Gold Stake with all decks in the core game.

[red hamlet]

cause it's a public server lmfao

[red hamlet]

brainstorm on photo btw

[grand dune]

I've put my seed in the other server, but I'm gonna try your Triboulet build this time, see how it fares

[red hamlet]

mfw i never told you trib build

[balmy horizon]

energia > orbital tags may have been a mistake

[red hamlet]

😔 #⚙・modding-general

[balmy horizon]

sucks that i didnt have universum lol

[young flume]

nice start i got going here

[grand dune]

Someone else said it, I know, but weren't you initially against my baron build?

[red hamlet]

No, i just said you'd need a huge pivot and decent luck

I'm all for gambling away a perfectly fine build for the funny

but i also don't really care for endless

[grand dune]

Well I did get lucky, just not until that psychic

No director's cut voucher to save me from that

What's usually the preferred build for endless, trib or baron?

[red hamlet]

baron is the funny number one

trib is just good

[grand dune]

I see

Photochad works with Trib, no?

[red hamlet]

yeah

trib is just a better photo

[grand dune]

Add that with brainstorm/blueprint and that socks and buskin?

[red hamlet]

suck over chad

[grand dune]

I've found them all in my unseeded run too, so they shouldn't be too hard to find

[digital oxide]

its more cringe that its not pixel art ngl

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/272

forever peak

[grand dune]

If I'm not mistaken, perkeo particle accelerator also works with Trib?

[red hamlet]

i mean yeah

[grand dune]

But I still don't get the hype of that Canio fella

[young flume]

hell yeah 🔥🔥

[red hamlet]

fast scaling cause you just rip into a tarot/spectral and destroy faces

[grand dune]

Like I need to stack up on face cards to stack him, right?

[red hamlet]

and each face is +1 x1

you can even rip into spectrals for familiars to get more faces
use glass for more face breaks
trading card

etc

[grand dune]

W8, it gives 1+ and 1x?

[red hamlet]

no, just 1x

my brain spazed out and i didn't know how to write that it increases mult by 1x lmfao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[grand dune]

I usually call them +mult and Xmult

Other people call them "base mult" and "multi", no?

So what jokers, aside from trading card, will Canio synergize with?

[red hamlet]

DNA

[young flume]

most free win i've gotten so far

[red hamlet]

average throwback blue cavendish moment

[stray mist]

who else loves smearing their castle? (ignore photochad)

[young flume]

you can't escape photograph + hanging chad 😭

[red hamlet]

on a side note

demented ass image

[bright scarab]

So I've been seeing places that Balatro is partially based on a card game LocalThunk made in real life called Big Cheat, and he'd play it with his friends for countless amounts of hours.

What are the rules to Big Cheat?

[waxen trail]

"What's the password?" Ahh joker

[red hamlet]

Bro looks like he'd sell me ammo capacity

[slim junco]

He looks like he works for a club I'm not cool enough for

[uncut wind]

I FORGOT TO CHECK ANCIENT JOKER AND I TESTED THREE SUITS BEFORE GETTING THE RIGHT ONE

WHYYYYY

[warm ore]

Well at least it wasn’t

[unique sonnet]

how should i arrange my brainstorm and blueprint?

[red hamlet]

so peak

[warm ore]

[Title card]

[red hamlet]

you got hella kings?

[unique sonnet]

ye kinda

still tryna make more

[red hamlet]

will depend on steel count then

[red hamlet]

both on baron then

[unique sonnet]

okay thanks alot

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[slim junco]

I let fate decide my score

[unique sonnet]

i need perkeo to go naneinf right?

[red hamlet]

not necessarily

But it is the easiest option

[unique sonnet]

yea okay

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e8-QeANHJU

[uncut wind]

use vagabond trust

[unique sonnet]

lol

[uncut wind]

nah what is this

[tawdry veldt]

How do I beat gold stake

For ghost deck

[somber parcel]

balatro

[scenic heath]

how do i beat a run without flush i do it too often

[limpid rose]

banana

[lucid creek]

Just finished my best run to date, made it to ante 13 with:

Foil Throwback (5.5)
Constellation (3.4)
Polychrome Ramen (2)
Foil Blueprint
Canio (12)

[red hamlet]

full house, straights, two-pairs

3oak, 4oak

[buoyant orbit]

Helo chyat

[scenic heath]

k

[red hamlet]

3 of a kind

[buoyant orbit]

[red hamlet]

4 of a kind

[scenic heath]

hello

[scenic heath]

oh tnx

[tacit fossil]

Hey dose anybody know if too the moon scales? Like if you have 2 doee it multiply the first too the moons money by 2?

Or dose it only go off the base intrest?

[red hamlet]

it just gives you an extra dollar per interest per to the moon

so if you got 25 dolars
0 - 5
1 - 10
2 - 15

[daring dagger]

I got so confused for a sec because I thought you meant shoot the moon

[grand dune]

Certificate also works with Canio, no?

[red hamlet]

if it makes a face card, yea

[tacit fossil]

Damn

[uncut wind]

deos cavendish appear if i sell micchel

[ionic remnant]

do i sell sock

and the two negatives i dont need

yeah

[uncut wind]

ok

[limpid rose]

I bet chicot is very handsome

[red hamlet]

no

it has to go extinct on it's own

[uncut wind]

oh

oh well

i got dirver lisence anyways

[ionic remnant]

i think i'll take a steel jonker

over invis

maybe

x8.2

with a bunch of cryptids

[grand dune]

Driver's license is permanent, so long as you don't lose your enhancements

[past root]

Ok so with xMult should I have it go from smallest to largest or vice versa

[red hamlet]

doesn't matter

mult first then xmult

math works out the same whether you do 4x2 or 2x4

[past root]

I wasn't sure if I was being stupid or not for caring lol thanks

[red hamlet]

unless they're like holo or something

cause they have flat mult on em

[uncut wind]

canio man...

first time beating blue stak

[past root]

More often than not when it comes to enhancements I'll opt for steels, are glass cards better despite being less reliable?

[red hamlet]

Steels are nice for when you're playing hands like 3oak or pair and stuff

cause you end up with more in hand than in play

Glass are just peak but they do break

personally i prefer steels

[past root]

I don't even consider luckys most of the time

[red hamlet]

you should

Statistically, they're the same mult as a mult card
but have the benefit of cash

[past root]

I mean I do take them if there's synergy like with cat or all 6s but generally I feel like they take up space that's better used on a guaranteed benefit

[red hamlet]

In the end they're slightly better mult cards, even if they can be unreliable

nothing beats the dopamine hit of that 20 bucks

[past root]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-seal-gif-8993121496866626214

[warm ore]

Hey

What if I said

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/true-juggle-jester-morgan-freeman-pestrica-gif-415028059311216450

[warm ore]

Deltarune tomorrow

[red hamlet]

Mid tomorrow?

[opaque shard]

Deltarune today

[warm ore]

Chicot look at this card concept art with you and your brothers

Sorry it’s so bad 😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

This is better

[daring dagger]

Somehow beat blue stake with ts

And vessel too

[red hamlet]

Somehow
And then it's 4x4x2

Mfw that's basically a 3 slot trib

[daring dagger]

True, but with very little deck fixing I felt like sisyphus

[past root]

4oak
50 cards

[warm ore]

I actually have the rules for this concept art in https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1352759145178071131

[daring dagger]

I did eventually get a few 7's (15)

[red hamlet]

Worst card fr

[waxen trail]

Guys is it terrible that I havent one a single balatro run

[daring dagger]

I was doing 5 of a kind

[daring dagger]

Ouija picked my fate

[red hamlet]

💔

[waxen trail]

Ive been playing for I think 1 or 2 weeks

[red hamlet]

Ouija chose wrong

[daring dagger]

And I still won

[past root]

Have you been trying the same strat repeatedy

Make a second user and unlock everything so you can get familiar

[red hamlet]

Really hope the content update adds a joker for 7s

[waxen trail]

Noooooo

[daring dagger]

Odd todd:

[minor yoke]

can you recommend me the best seed?

[daring dagger]

(Dumbahh joker)

[red hamlet]

and that's it

[daring dagger]

Bunco did it well

[waxen trail]

... I tried to do the reverse abandoned run

[spiral ridge]

It should just make Lucky 7s from Extra Credit a real joker

[spiral ridge]

Aka "7s also count as Lucky Cards"

[waxen trail]

Chicot is goated af

[red hamlet]

🗿 mfw 7s have nothing going for them

[spiral ridge]

3, 4, 5 also have nothing specific for them

Well 4 does

3, 5 do not

[red hamlet]

Fib

is right there

[daring dagger]

Hack

[spiral ridge]

No I mean SPECIFICALLY

[red hamlet]

fib counts

[spiral ridge]

Not just prime/odd/non-face

How does fib count

[red hamlet]

because it triggers from them being played???

[daring dagger]

Hack retriggers 2's, 3's, 4's and 5's

And fib adds 8 mult when a 2, 3 or 5 is scored

[spiral ridge]

But those aren't specifically for those numbers

They're just general number jokers

I'm talking abt like

How Cloud 9 exists

[red hamlet]

Brother in odin, 7s literally have nothing but odd man

[spiral ridge]

Or 8 ball

Or Sixth Sense

Or Wee Joker

[daring dagger]

I like this

[spiral ridge]

Like specifically 1 number joker

Not multi-number jokers

[daring dagger]

No comment

[red hamlet]

personally i'd just make it so 7s count as lucky cards regardless of enhancement

[spiral ridge]

Same that's what I said earlier

[past root]

"why is there less balance"

[spiral ridge]

The Lucky 7s from Extra Credit

[daring dagger]

Or 7's become lucky cards when scored

Like midas mask but different

[spiral ridge]

I like the idea of Lucky 7s

Just making 7 count as Lucky + whatever it already has

[red hamlet]

mfw you have to play 4 club 7s to get seeing double

[past root]

Let's add unlucky 7s and commit to it being the worst rank

[red hamlet]

mfw that joker has nothing to do with 7s

mfw it also needs extra things on top of the clubs

[spiral ridge]

So you could technically have lucky glass red seal sevens because Lucky 7s lets it count as two enhancements

[red hamlet]

some of the jokers are straight weird unlocks

have 400 money
get a weirdo econ joker that has nothing to do with holding money

[past root]

Brainstorm

[red hamlet]

brainstorm makes sense

discarding a royal flush is a big brain move

[spiral ridge]

Literally lmao

have amazing econ
get worst econ joker

[red hamlet]

it's not really the worst

don't forget that to do list exists
and matador that doesn't work half the fucking time

[spiral ridge]

Matador is just buggy + bad concept
To-Do List is literally good

[past root]

Obelisk player spotted

[red hamlet]

4 bucks for playing a specific hand and i gotta fucking plan ahead
mfw golden joker gives me 4 dollars for just fucking existing

[spiral ridge]

I like Obelisk but To-Do List can just be used for anything not just Obelisk

[red hamlet]

trading card helps me deck fix and drops 3 dolalrs for it
cloud 9, rocket and sattelite have big pp scalings

[spiral ridge]

"Play High Card and get $4"

play 3 high cards = get $12
play your final hand (the winning one) = win

[red hamlet]

"Play Straight Flush and get $4"
mfw 0 money

[spiral ridge]

Mfw it's not even common it picks straight flush

Balatro player complains abt rng, many cases

[red hamlet]

🗿 yeah i'd rather take something reliable

[spiral ridge]

To-Do is reliable

[red hamlet]

🗿 by virtue of being random hand, it's not

[spiral ridge]

By virtue of 9/10 hands being easily playable it is

[red hamlet]

🗿 i'd love if i could reliably play straights and four of a kind to make more than 4 dollars per round from to-do list
alas

like yeah if i deck fix my deck and then it just drops any oak hand then yeah, i'm printing cash

[thin pilot]

yo

whewns

\nextt match

[red hamlet]

but sattelite can also churn out 12 bucks
it'll pretty consistently churn out 9 bucks a round if you just buy 1 of each planet

[past root]

Satellite is great for vagabond runs

[thin pilot]

there are vagabond runs?

[red hamlet]

Matador still the worst econ joker fr tho

[thin pilot]

who da gell plays that

[past root]

Ignoring the importance of tarot cards

Many such cases

[thin pilot]

tarots are good ofc but

when u say vagabond runs

makes it seem thats the main jonkler

[red hamlet]

made it to ante 8 boss with this

[thin pilot]

noice

made it or won

[past root]

I mean when ur econ is based around its activation it kinda is

[red hamlet]

😔

[thin pilot]

i guess so

good point

[red hamlet]

tbf

i had a gift card early

so my temperances were like 30-40 bucks lmfao

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[thin pilot]

no but i can be your fan baby

yes watch and learn

[daring dagger]

To do list would be good if it rewarded more than it does

[red hamlet]

any time it hits some shit like 4oak or straight, i only really get to play it once
maybe twice

it's big pp when it hits the lower hands
negative pp when it hits anythign high

[thin pilot]

its good no?

how much were u thinking

u can make bank if it hits high card

[red hamlet]

and you make 0 if it hits straight flush

[daring dagger]

In concept it is, but golden joker does basically the same thing with less effort and more consistency

[thin pilot]

not rlly

golden joker fives u money after hand

what if u need the money for interest

[red hamlet]

like i'm sure if you take the average cash to-do list makes per round
it won't be much higher than like golden joker or sattelite

[thin pilot]

one proc of it its already better than golden joker

[drifting ginkgo]

i found a soul, i got chicot, then i found another soul, sold chicot and got another chicot... bruh

[daring dagger]

Golden joker gets $4 per round, to-do list gives $4 per random hand

[gloomy juniper]

Hmmm

[thin pilot]

yah but if u goit 26

with golden u wont get interset

[daring dagger]

???

[thin pilot]

to do will giveu 4 bucks

to get u to 30

so uc an get the extra interest

[past root]

Phantom Limb syndrome

[red hamlet]

Yeah but if you have 0 and to-do list hits straight flush, you're getting 0
if you have 0 but golden joker hits, you're getting 4

we can chery pick the fuck out of scenarios

[thin pilot]

its a gamble

[red hamlet]

Yes, to-do list can hit big

[thin pilot]

thats what balatro is for

c:

[red hamlet]

But it can also fucking whiff

[thin pilot]

idk in between em i wouldnt go for golden

too simple

[past root]

"nooo, balatro is about maximizing your EV and restarting if you don't get 2 good skip tags ante 1"

[royal zenith]

Plasma deck is fun :)

[thin pilot]

😭

[thin pilot]

SQUAREEEE

the goatttttt

[red hamlet]

Supernova just vibing

ah, high card

[royal zenith]

Supernova was doing the heavy lifting by the end tbh lol

[thin pilot]

supernova trying to blend in

acting like we cant see

[past root]

I love the concept of Hiker I just wish it scaled better long term

[red hamlet]

tbf it's probably at like 40 or some shit

[thin pilot]

prob

[royal zenith]

60

[thin pilot]

shi'

[red hamlet]

yup, high card juicer

[thin pilot]

supernova is indeed blending in

[thin pilot]

what stake

[royal zenith]

Purple

[red hamlet]

blind?

[royal zenith]

Ante 8 boss

[thin pilot]

yes.

[thin pilot]

i am indeed blind

colorblind

[royal zenith]

Holy quick photoshop lmao

[red hamlet]

it's just sharex and my box of men

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese If yes and u wanna play ping me ok

[thin pilot]

yeh they got quick hands

[past root]

Chama

[thin pilot]

anyways

[red hamlet]

would appreciate if you stopped

thx

[royal zenith]

But ye i had to do high card to get multiple hands worth of scaling on squoker early on and i just went with it after i got supernova

[thin pilot]

oh its a joke

okay fine

[red hamlet]

🗿

[thin pilot]

no more jokes fine

fine

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[red hamlet]

finally, no more kawbrah

[thin pilot]

woahg

thats just

that

i

[hollow ice]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-mode-thug-zesty-licking-gif-17874267150404318497

[thin pilot]

...

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068698443134021662/1166455031596335144/20231024191533.gif?ex=654a8ce7&is=653817e7&hm=7b205ab32effb5812b6142baaf12e5aa51a47c29d1a28c6cee34cddcf5ddd7b4&

fine i dont care ill find someone else to joke with @red hamlet

oh also

arena?

kinda feeling a game

or an aram

[red hamlet]

being a weeb rn

[agile pawn]

they will all explode tomorrow

[thin pilot]

what is that

[red hamlet]

watching anime, bruh

[thin pilot]

how about

i explode on you

and we call it day

[thin pilot]

watching movie

cant stop u from

league

can it

bro ur think looks cool af

[daring dagger]

Makes sense given you are an obelisk enjoyer

[red hamlet]

my background better

[thin pilot]

woa

look mine

[wanton stirrup]

(btw im not trying to be political)

[thin pilot]

thats a good one imma steal it

[wanton stirrup]

no need to steal

[thin pilot]

i see

i will not steal it

[wanton stirrup]

memes are public property

[thin pilot]

woah

who is this wise man

[wanton stirrup]

you may have

[thin pilot]

🙇‍♂️ infinite wisdom

[wanton stirrup]

(in minutes)

[thin pilot]

now thats

god damn cool

maybe if its rare

adds the minutes as a multi :)

[wanton stirrup]

thats why i watch 3 movies at once

[thin pilot]

this is true

we should start an uprise

[charred locust]

X10000 mult

[restive knoll]

Hey guys, i have a genuine question because i'm going insane

I finally unlocked invisible joker and got the achievement

But you know how theres like a collection where you can see what jokers you've collected

I can't seem to find invisible joker

[daring dagger]

I've gotten to Ante 14 with straights

[restive knoll]

Is this a fockin feature or what cause i'm going insane

[thin pilot]

its invisible

thats why

[restive knoll]

IS IT A FEATURE OR WHAT

[daring dagger]

You have to buy it in a run

[restive knoll]

OHHH

I SEEE

[daring dagger]

Once you do it will show up

[thin pilot]

nah im jokiiin

u gotta buy jokers before usee em

[wanton stirrup]

crazy

[thin pilot]

well u gotta buy everytrhing before u see

[willow reef]

REAL

[charred locust]

Straight players are all noob 4 finger shortcut users

[willow reef]

SO REAL

[thin pilot]

so ur saying

[daring dagger]

Nuh uh

[wanton stirrup]

i just play flush bruh

[thin pilot]

gay players are better

tf is wrong with u

[daring dagger]

No shortcut

No 4 fingers

[willow reef]

what about the bi players

[daring dagger]

Straight straight

Like a man

[thin pilot]

poh yeah

what about the bi players

[wanton stirrup]

username checks out

[daring dagger]

Yes I use flush house

[wanton stirrup]

🗿

[thin pilot]

twins

[clever crown]

four finger shortcut sounds like a sexual favor

[thin pilot]

indeed

it is

[willow reef]

is this cursed or nah

[clever crown]

slightly yes

[thin pilot]

u know what else is sexual

obelisk

sexiest jonkler

[wanton stirrup]

valid statement

[clever crown]

the other thing i wanna know is how straight flush is your second highest

[thin pilot]

oh my god

my brother

[wanton stirrup]

bro haircut is a cybertruck

[clever crown]

vagabond:

[charred locust]

The most hated man in balatroland

[red hamlet]

checkered enjoyer

[willow reef]

if i accidentally get a straight flush in a flush build

[willow reef]

real

[daring dagger]

"Flushes don't scale well" they are just cowards

[willow reef]

at least the only time i used hit the road, it got to 3x consistently

[willow reef]

frfr

[thin pilot]

ya all know this shi the best

pluto my beloved

[willow reef]

i run flushes on nebula deck rahhhh

[charred locust]

I use flushes as a backup

[clever crown]

i'm a full house truther

[willow reef]

"it scales bad" i dont give a shit !! !!

[thin pilot]

more liek a start up

no?

[willow reef]

the only time ill run other things is

[thin pilot]

flushes are the best to start with

[willow reef]

full house/4oak on abandoned

[wanton stirrup]

ong

[daring dagger]

Can't scale badly when you have 1 billion jupiters

[willow reef]

again, nebula deck

theres a reason its uh

counts on fingers

4th best deck

[thin pilot]

you counted your fingers to count 4 fingers

[willow reef]

anyways MONEY !! !!

[thin pilot]

lessgo

[willow reef]

shut up shut up shut up

[thin pilot]

😭

[chrome oxide]

Do we count straight flushes as straights

[red hamlet]

at least it was funny

[willow reef]

i had pareidolia but no consistent way to kill my cards

so i swapped to blueprint

[thin pilot]

i know what FUNNY is

[willow reef]

dont ask why i have 2 eternal satellites

[daring dagger]

They are too flush pilled

[thin pilot]

🙏

[red hamlet]

your last couple jokes were literally sexual in nature

[thin pilot]

waT!

[thin pilot]

nuh uh

and dont even try

to send a screenshot

[willow reef]

uhhh i beat orange stake

[thin pilot]

its not true

[willow reef]

time for my second gold stake chat

[wanton stirrup]

no

[thin pilot]

yoooo you got thsi bro

[willow reef]

[thin pilot]

which one

deck

[chrome oxide]

Good

Straight flushes my beloved

[thin pilot]

you know what fck this im siding with the boss blinds

[chrome oxide]

LOL

[wanton stirrup]

wrong dont flush meme

[chrome oxide]

I just saw “good girl” and the message immediately deleted after

[wanton stirrup]

it said "i have to leave this toilet unflushed"

[thin pilot]

wa

[wanton stirrup]

so i titled a balatro dont flush meme the same as that file

[chrome oxide]

I just saw the good girl sticker

[thin pilot]

fck

[wanton stirrup]

it was on the handle of the toilet

[thin pilot]

no flushes

is ur movie done or u planning to watch for a while @red hamlet

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074719811264851998/1198351713929801799/speed-2.gif

[willow reef]

ghost

shop 1

[red hamlet]

I'm going to cuddle my wife

[thin pilot]

noice

firsy one checkered im guessing

[thin pilot]

aight chief

i was in between waiting or not but im guessing that will take a while

[red hamlet]

It's 1am

I'm going to bed lmfao

[thin pilot]

aight

[wanton stirrup]

also y'all

if i don't respond to a msg in 0.0001 milesecond

that means my discord crashed agian

[thin pilot]

o

k

[wanton stirrup]

(its been doing that alot)

[willow reef]

this run is cooked

[willow reef]

yea

[wanton stirrup]

🗿

[willow reef]

how tf didnt i draw a flush

i restarted the run so i cant ss but like

i had 9 clubs left in my deck when my deck had 27 cards left

i was going for a club flush

[willow kite]

i just got every deck on black stake!

[smoky cairn]

is there no vc channels?

[opaque sapphire]

how con i fix that banana

[ember root]

What's wrong with the banana

[opaque sapphire]

that sell

[ember root]

Are you playing on mobile?

[opaque sapphire]

yes

[ember root]

Idk man quit the game and re enter

[opaque sapphire]

ok

[errant veldt]

yeah 2 in 7

[orchid cloak]

i bet im the only one here whos 9th place in speedrun.com on the original xbox shrek 2 co-op leaderboard with a time of 3h 55m 05s

[errant veldt]

yes thats how leaderboards work only one can be 9th

[daring dagger]

I ate them all mb

[smoky cairn]

nnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grand dune]

Bro, in this seeded triboulet run... It's horrific

[willow reef]

fellas

[grand dune]

I can't stack on my glass cards

[willow reef]

do i trio

[slow merlin]

how do I do the crazu comboes that I see online

just started playing today

[willow reef]

pretty much all of those are after a bunch of attempts

uhhhh

every now and then youll get a crazy run

[slow merlin]

ive had some luck with straights

if I get shortcut

[willow reef]

i sentence you to death (/j)

im not the best at the game myself but just

play the game, unlock stuff

[stoic kindle]

Imo the best thing to do is just play

[stoic kindle]

^^

[willow reef]

you'll get to the point where you know what does what eventually

[slow merlin]

i beat white rank for 2 of the decks so far

[stoic kindle]

Learn how it flows and how jokers interact and all

[willow reef]

and you'll learn what jokers are good

[willow reef]

yea there you go

[slow merlin]

one with 2 pairs and the other with straights

[wanton stirrup]

your username would be a peak joker

[willow reef]

and what jokers interact with eachother good

like photograph and hanging chad

[slow merlin]

I really like the joker that ramps the mult with each celestial card you use

[stoic kindle]

Common: Gives flames to the multi counter no matter how good the hand is

[slow merlin]

and the one where you get +3 mult for every skip

[wanton stirrup]

no matter how shit your hand is

[inland hare]

Yall how different is roblox balatro and the real one?

[willow reef]

constellation?

i love it too tbh

peak joker

[slow merlin]

I believe so

[wanton stirrup]

i don't play roblox anymore idk

[stoic kindle]

That’s a better way to put it lol

[willow reef]

havent tried roblox balatro

but id assume its either

[stoic kindle]

There’s a Roblox balatro?

[inland hare]

Yeah lol

[wanton stirrup]

same braincell activated

[willow reef]

• really faithful
• or with different jokers

[wanton stirrup]

PICK SOUL

[willow reef]

cmon yorick

[wanton stirrup]

HANK PICK SOUL

[spark glen]

nah

[halcyon owl]

SOUL

[stoic kindle]

No devil card, hold r

[willow reef]

do i wait or do i trio

[spark glen]

well

[inland hare]

It probably has some of the same jokers but not all

[willow reef]

CALLED IT

[wanton stirrup]

i wanna ask a question y'all

[willow reef]

yea

[willow reef]

whart

[spark glen]

bruh

[wanton stirrup]

what was the r/balatro lgbt thing all about

[willow reef]

no clue

[spark glen]

is better than the red one

[willow reef]

im not on reddit

[willow reef]

only a little better

[wanton stirrup]

thats good for your mental health

[willow reef]

yeahhhh i left when the tboi subreddit was in drama

[slow merlin]

I really hate reddit

[willow reef]

never returned

[spark glen]

[wanton stirrup]

tboi?

[willow reef]

the binding of isaac

[wanton stirrup]

aw hell naw

i only use reddit for the linux comminutys and r/okbuddyr*tard type subs (r/sigmatopia, r/okbuddybalatro r/thepeakestsub)

[willow reef]

peakass game

[willow reef]

honestly based

i did 3 things on reddit

[stoic kindle]

peak video game mentioned

[willow reef]

1. r/thebindingofisaac
2. r/terrariamemes
3. r/anarchychess

[stoic kindle]

Cultured

[willow reef]

this describes all brain activity i have anymore

[wanton stirrup]

repsectable

[willow reef]

oh and geometry dash

[wanton stirrup]

🤯

[willow reef]

because i torture myself

[willow reef]

[wanton stirrup]

what is this "cat stand" server this comes from

[willow reef]

worship cat 🛐

uhhh

its a server thats kinda but not really a support server for cat bot