🎙・server-chat

[visual island]

sure

[midnight birch]

but as I tried to ask, do you also conlang, because IPA in your bio plus speaking Toki Pona..

[strong rose]

i do have conlang

im making with a fren

[midnight birch]

cool :3

[strong rose]

but we havent made much progress with it

lol

[midnight birch]

is that last sentence in your bio in that conlang or is it some other language I just don't know ;-;

[strong rose]

language

Tagalog

[midnight birch]

probably an Indian one??????

ohh

I see

[strong rose]

yee :D

[red hamlet]

She toki on my pona

I love when languages sound fun

[midnight birch]

mi unpa wawa e mama sina

[strong rose]

wowww

[vagrant bane]

I claim your sun

[red hamlet]

Me no hablo [that language]

[visual island]

no hablas toki pona tbh

[solar portal]

Y000

[vagrant bane]

Is satellite money obelisk

[solar portal]

satellite is so peak icl i know it's clunky but i love it

[vagrant bane]

1862

[solar portal]

🤑

[vagrant bane]

Actually wat

1962

I didn't use my last temperance

[red hamlet]

It's so peak
When it's a negative and I don't have to think about it

(I don't line spending money on planets that aren't useful for me)

[visual island]

my first ever soul card lets goooooooooooooooooooo

[solar portal]

it feels like a sidequest that's why i like it

[visual island]

i got yorick

[split quest]

Yorick is alright for your first legendary

Got my mobile high score with no legendary jokers

Needed one more blueprint/brainstorms and i would have gotten naneinf

[red hamlet]

Why are they all on baron

🗿

Ah
Didn't see the negative mime

[split quest]

Cuz i have 2 mimes

Ye

[red hamlet]

Lil shit hiding

[split quest]

Had 40 redseal steel kings in hand and played a glass poly red seal with dusk

[carmine river]

Gimme your seed

And some pointers

[split quest]

One sec technically still alive

[visual island]

ante 0

[red hamlet]

Now do -1

[visual island]

maybe

idk how

[round garnet]

voucher skip into another - ante

[visual island]

gah dayum

[red hamlet]

Voucher skip at 0.5 x speed

You buy the first voucher before it resolves the tag

Then it'll spawn the 2nd tier

[visual island]

ok

im not gonna do it anyway

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/xgtdiF-n4Ok?si=akoYKlANhakg6bh9

It's very cool to see

D97VRMNE

[strong rose]

i wonder where photograph is

[tough edge]

Im not sure man..

TOO MUCH THINKING

[split quest]

I got a really early burnt joker and a blueprint by like ante 4-5 had mime and baron by ante 10 and got a red seal king fairly early in the run to dupe with dna @carmine river

At one point i had like 3k money, needed all of it to get my score

[slate helm]

ballin(modded)

[split quest]

I barely got past ante 24 had to reroll into a full bean to live with a poly red seal glass king played

[gusty basin]

Giftcard for canio 🫡

[valid panther]

lol

[gusty basin]

Why is he playing at 0.0025× game speed 😭

[red hamlet]

It's 1x

[red hamlet]

But its because otherwise you can't do negative ante

[gusty basin]

Makes sense now

[red hamlet]

Voucher tag resolves too fast at above 1x

[gusty basin]

Ik

[solar portal]

imagine getting killed in an f ps and you hear somebody's grandma be like "ez"

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/kEH-Whj_NTE?si=Ixi7P7x9htAsAe1n

Try a veteran in battlefield

[solar portal]

he would absolutely destroy me

he has real life experience blowing heads off LMAO

[vagrant bane]

New Joker Concept: Jar of Pickles: Random chance to give 1 to 10000 chips, however once the amount was picked the random odds chance is equivalent to whatever what chips was received last

I'm not good at explaining things but if you need help wondering what I justbsaid I'd help

[red hamlet]

Get 100 chips
100 in 10000 to give random chips again

Get 672
672 in 10000

[vagrant bane]

No no

It's 1 in 100 if you get 100

[red hamlet]

Oh

[round garnet]

they need a gambling themed joker that gives -10 to 25$

[visual island]

we have misprint (its almost the same but with 0-23 mult)

i think

[vagrant bane]

I think it's bigger than 23

[visual island]

:D?

oh what

[visual island]

how many then

[vagrant bane]

I think I've seen 50

[split quest]

Nah 23 is the max

For misprint

[vagrant bane]

Wait

[visual island]

ye

its 23

[vagrant bane]

33

It's 33

[round garnet]

just check wiki bruh

[visual island]

what

[vagrant bane]

Holographic

[split quest]

Understandable honestly its not bull so why would you care XD

[red hamlet]

0-23

[strong rose]

happened again lol

[red hamlet]

We don't count that, goober

[vagrant bane]

Fun fact

The first cards

Were ovals

[red hamlet]

Bro reading the wiki

[vagrant bane]

No

I knew rhat

Idk how someone would play with a deck like this

Also fun fact

The French invented poker

[gusty basin]

Bull + boots combo

[vagrant bane]

@gusty basin

[fervent canopy]

i debate whether some seeds are even possible with black deck blue stake

[vagrant bane]

Doctor strange saw 0 outcome in some

[gusty basin]

🫡🫡

[fervent canopy]

tongs, magnets, kitchen whisks, and bugles

[gusty basin]

Hardest test in this game is to not click immolate

[steady roost]

click it

you want to

[gusty basin]

hex -> ankh won't happen so... Immolate it is

[vernal plinth]

midas vampire says hi

[gusty basin]

Ahh i wanna gamble

[gusty basin]

I want to, but do i need to

Im rich

[steady roost]

yes

ok then hex stencil

[gusty basin]

I used immolate nvm

[steady roost]

and pray for invis/ankh

[gusty basin]

I lost my will

@vagrant bane bull or nah 😭

[red hamlet]

This is literally just a standard deck

[gusty basin]

I wanna spend my muhnee

[cursive kernel]

since when could soul pop up in spectral packs?

holographic trib.. 🤤

wait nvm im playing face

stupid game

shoulda given me canio

[timid cedar]

When the spectral card shows up in a spectral pack

[nova spindle]

dying with that sorta money is sorta dumb no?

[wary sigil]

I realized matador could work with this blind

[nova spindle]

I always roll down to like 30

unless i have the seed money/money trees vouchers

[wary sigil]

I got too greedy with matador

[nova spindle]

ah

i never had that work

f tier joker

along with 8 ball

[cursive kernel]

for some reason i thought black hole and soul could only be found in arcana packs and celestial packs respectively

[gusty basin]

Ain't playing straight on purple stake anymore

Smiley face being the only mult bruh

300 chips on runner tho, proud of myself

note:don't buy credit card

[agile pawn]

credit card is cool sometimes

[fervent canopy]

FINALLY beat black deck blue stake that was a miserable experience

[solar portal]

got photochad from riffraff

[fervent canopy]

black deck isn't exactly terrible on early stakes but 3 hands and 2 discards feels sadistic on early antes on blue

[pine monolith]

Yo the stickers need more clarity cause that chad looks like orange stake lol

[solar portal]

it's the shadows

in game it looks okay

but since the cards move a bit sometimes shadows make stickers look a bit darker or lighter

[pine monolith]

Hence need more clarity that they need a little bit less shine and a little bit more matte

[solar portal]

fair enuff

it's mostly an issue in screenshots i guess

[upper elm]

They could make a random deck and stake button

[solar portal]

oooh that sounds so fun

"im feeling lucky" button

damn i want that in the game now

[upper elm]

What do you do when you complete all stakes and challenges?

Send it back?

[solar portal]

send wat back?

[upper elm]

Start from the begining

[solar portal]

nnah defo not

i actually haven't done that yet i got c++ before c+

i still ne ed to beat gold stake on plasma erratic and nebula

[lapis latch]

Black deck is painful on blue

Still

Black deck is funny with riff raff

[red hamlet]

You move on

play something else

[strong rose]

why

[red hamlet]

rip buffoon

credit card

[jovial basin]

Do I use my 5 doubles on charm tag

[red hamlet]

nah

do it on negative

[red hamlet]

also wha'ts your ramen at

[jovial basin]

1.6 lol

[red hamlet]

tracks

[jovial basin]

I've just been using club flushes till I get a good tag to 10x

I don't think the 4 fingers would be better here right

[red hamlet]

nah

also remember to copy acro if it's active

[half whale]

get done with c++ and then just play the game for fun
or try some mods

[daring dawn]

credit card so buns brah 💔

getting a hermit while -$7 in debt.... 💔

[agile pawn]

it can help sometimes

[limber moth]

No

[daring dawn]

if you have a really expensive card in shop it can be good early game

[limber moth]

I've literally never been in a position in which credit card was useful

[daring dawn]

ive ran into that issue before

its actually extremely annoying

[limber moth]

I don't care about it cus getting mad ain't gonna change my money amount

Plus it'll show up later

[daring dawn]

i get mad because i cant gamble my money away on rerolls

CMON CMON NEGATIVE FREE JOKER CMON

[quasi sand]

Peak first ante? Blueprint+baron

[daring dawn]

ONE MORE TIME CMON

[daring dawn]

when did they make piss joker

tiktok_surprised

[pure lark]

Guys

[pure lark]

https://tenor.com/view/time-has-come-master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-gif-11501567

[daring dawn]

[red hamlet]

the words of someone who never considered being in the negatives then ripping into a spectral for a wraith

[daring dawn]

what in the circus

[limber moth]

Yeah no

[pure lark]

I just downloaded Balatro on my phone today while at work, had this wonderful run.

Sadly never got directors cut

[daring dawn]

[daring dawn]

you shouldve sold them all for a single stencil!

also almost 500 bucks is crazy

[pure lark]

I had a Midas earlier in the run

[jovial basin]

No negative in sight what the fuck bro

[daring dawn]

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SKIPPED

YOU SKIPPED EVERY BLIND?

[jovial basin]

It's the deck

[pure lark]

Looks like none

[daring dawn]

o

i havent got that deck yet is that vanilla or no

[pure lark]

It’s vanilla

[red hamlet]

yes lmfao

[pure lark]

Everytime you beat boss blind you get double tag

[daring dawn]

incredible

[split quest]

Good for c++ grinding

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pong-score-gif-23424366

[daring dawn]

i can imagine

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese If yes and u wanna ping me ok

[daring dawn]

@me ok

[unborn kelp]

My bals are atroing rn

[daring dawn]

balatrolawg forgot how to spell balenerena

[hollow ice]

Do u speak balatro

And play portuguese

[daring dawn]

WHAT IS BALATRO

https://tenor.com/view/business-card-american-psycho-what-is-balatro-balatro-patrick-bateman-gif-7733857642665183812

[lost kindle]

balatro is when

u have to go school ona asaturday

[pure lark]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[lost kindle]

and stay in a class for 5 hours

[daring dawn]

school if it was actually good (gambling)

[lost kindle]

yes

grr i have to go school on saturdays from 8-12

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-side-eye-gif-10596034301963137014

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-balatro-dna-joker-dna-what-is-balatro-gif-16043608485561645068

[pure lark]

This game is great, love it

[daring dawn]

same

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-nope-gambling-wheel-gif-11209112350172873021

[lost kindle]

harharhar

thats why walkie talkie gooated

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-jimbo-joker-credit-card-gif-16366205273350324432

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/blueycapsules-michael-afton-gif-25034428

[pure lark]

Same

[jovial basin]

LETS FUCKING GO

BLUEPRINT WOOOOO

[daring dawn]

wadda flip man

me when my burger hav estronngnen

https://tenor.com/view/girls-und-panzer-anchovy-buh-gif-16181911531102068928

[jovial basin]

@red hamlet I require guidance, what do I replace

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-blue-joker-gif-17139556111409587248

[red hamlet]

abstract can get yeeted

provides the least mult there

[daring dawn]

yeah definitely

[unborn kelp]

Ah, the pretty girl mod chicot

[daring dawn]

abstract is sum but here

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mihari-onimai-estrogen-gif-6816574577478887734

[daring dawn]

awoo

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-denzel-curry-denzel-curry-denzelcurry-hip-hop-gif-1268825755758790327

me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808039644545548312/1186640655951351868/attachment.gif

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-miss-may-ed-kitty-gif-21420857

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887320224624414751/1333429954863431770/Untitled.gif

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-balatro-balatro-trading-card-gif-2536903561634057436

[unborn kelp]

Why tf is there so many gifs

[daring dawn]

because they r hilarious

[pure lark]

Cause Balatro is peak

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/estrogen-me-you-us-hololive-gif-18060349889631762151

[unborn kelp]

Tbh the trading card one is pretty accurate

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-mr-bones-what-is-balatro-gif-4132060327691605524

[unborn kelp]

And half of them are estrogen jokes 💀

Mr bones a true chad

[daring dawn]

there are TWO whole trans women here what did u expect.....

and yes his jawline is elite

[red hamlet]

ekhem

just trans

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seltzer-balatro-what-is-balatro-gif-8977332409266588114

[red hamlet]

no gender in this chicot

[unborn kelp]

OH MY GOD 2 WHOLE? IVE ONLY SEEN 1 QUARTER

[glossy rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[daring dawn]

trvke!

i wish transgener people were real

[unborn kelp]

Me too

[daring dawn]

waaaa

[unborn kelp]

But alas they're only in TV shows, like women

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/transfem-trans-rights-cute-girls-country-flag-gif-27562218

https://tenor.com/view/ftm-what-is-this-country-trans-guy-trans-rights-trans-man-gif-23647068

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-trans-saul-transman-gif-24241045

[unborn kelp]

Uh...........

Wha......

[daring dawn]

wowie so real

[unborn kelp]

My idiot friend think femboys are trans

[red hamlet]

some trans women use the femboy label

for some reason

[unborn kelp]

Yep..........

[red hamlet]

but i'm the manliest man you'll ever find

ultra sigma

i just happen to be girl shaped

[daring dawn]

ya i dont know about that

[unborn kelp]

Yeah no if you say ultra sigma forget men or women ur not even a human

[pure lark]

3

[unborn kelp]

In my eyes

[daring dawn]

wowie zowie

[red hamlet]

well yeah, they do

it's really up to them what label they wanna use

[unborn kelp]

OH MA GOD DID U SEE THAT FOX? 3 WHOLE

[red hamlet]

i think labels are stupid and restrictive

[unborn kelp]

Me agree

[red hamlet]

and frankly don't tell you shit about who i am

like wow, you're agender! that means you're andro, right!
no dumbass

[cyan river]

Chat

I just beat black deck on gold stake

[unborn kelp]

Except for the brainrot label

[daring dawn]

i mean i dont know about that sort of usage but whatever i dont really care too much about that stuff anyways

i just am who i am

[red hamlet]

now do it again

[pure lark]

Pog!

[daring dawn]

its whatvr

[unborn kelp]

Gud job

[cyan river]

hell naw😭😭😭do i look like a masochist

[daring dawn]

3 maybe 3.2

[unborn kelp]

Where's the one-fifth trans person?

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

[cyan river]

Ofc this comes from chicot man

[red hamlet]

yes

[unborn kelp]

Do it with chicot

[pure lark]

You just beat Black Deck Gold Stake… yes…

[cyan river]

me asf

[unborn kelp]

So bosses won't be a problem

[red hamlet]

i mean

[cyan river]

oh wait that is my profile lmao

[red hamlet]

yeah it is

[daring dawn]

lawl

[cyan river]

Playing Balatro on the Phone, so that when the crosssave compatibility comes, all steam achievements will activate at once

[pure lark]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-gif-25786536

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[lost kindle]

should i play omori or balatro

[pure lark]

The achievements popping

[cyan river]

Lmao fr

[daring dawn]

WHAT IS BALATRO

[pure lark]

Balatro

[jovial basin]

It's over bro

I can't score above 7m gg

[unborn kelp]

I just had a weird vision of vagabond twerking to perkeo

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatrillion-dollars-balatro-mult-gif-3744176440754753541

[pure lark]

Wtf

[jovial basin]

DIDNT EVEN GET TO USE MY FUCKING TAGS

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-misprint-gravity-falls-dipper-gif-15643525465835752527

[unborn kelp]

Nice vision right?

[daring dawn]

what if u just used them all on the double money tag

[pure lark]

Uhuh…. Sure… chat, kill Shen

[unborn kelp]

Wat is this build bro

[jovial basin]

Im going to loose before that

[daring dawn]

steamsad

[red hamlet]

it's no different thatn just having a cavendish instead of acrobat

[unborn kelp]

Chat, kill all kawaii robots

[pure lark]

[unborn kelp]

Ik, but still weird, weird!

[red hamlet]

gojo would fucking hate you bro

[unborn kelp]

Nah gojo has geto jacking him off in heaven

Dw abt it

[pure lark]

Saturo Gojo?!?! My beloved

[primal sphinx]

What's the play chat

[daring dawn]

i just balatro'd myself thinking of robo blueprinting my ballot

[unborn kelp]

Wow

[pure lark]

Grab the justice, and go ham with Photo-chad

[unborn kelp]

Great job, fox's brain

[unborn kelp]

But this isn't.....OHHHH

[cedar glade]

kill all plant boss blinds

[daring dawn]

cleanup on aisle MY SPECTRAL PACK

[unborn kelp]

Nah

[cedar glade]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-the-plant-game-over-gif-7718636784606607204

[cedar glade]

is this balatro 2

[unborn kelp]

Plants gotta be there to balance out those who know ntg else other then photochad and baron pog

[jovial basin]

fuuuuuuuuuu

[unborn kelp]

This is balatro 0

[jovial basin]

All my doubles man

[unborn kelp]

Poor gyy

[pure lark]

gyy

[spiral stirrup]

Another one!!

[daring dawn]

if balatro 2 came out i think i would seltzer all over my double tags

[unborn kelp]

Seeded or unseeded?

[spiral stirrup]

Unseeded

[unborn kelp]

Me too

[unborn kelp]

What'd u get?

[jovial basin]

LMFAO

[spiral stirrup]

This is my deck

[jovial basin]

NO SHOT

[cedar glade]

id hanging chad all over my blueprints

[pure lark]

PEAK!

[cedar glade]

brro

mime from the joker packs

[pure lark]

Though, it’s early, good luck making it work

[daring dagger]

If that was gold stake they'd both be perishable

[unborn kelp]

What'd you get from the soul, nether?

[pure lark]

Chicot

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/seltzer-balatro-what-is-balatro-gif-8977332409266588114

[lost kindle]

guys my friend got balatro from steamunlocked what should i do to him

[unborn kelp]

Me everything I see my beloved canio

[spiral stirrup]

Help im cooked

[unborn kelp]

Everytime

[spiral stirrup]

Guys help pls

[lost kindle]

harharhar

plant is canon to a baltro player

[unborn kelp]

Yep

[red hamlet]

she planting on my debuff

[spiral stirrup]

What do i do 😭

[jovial basin]

Do I take the burglar?

[unborn kelp]

Unfortunately you should've never put ur trust in the face cards nether

[jovial basin]

You die

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[jovial basin]

@red hamlet

[leaden sky]

lol

[lost kindle]

can i have omeones seed

[jovial basin]

Your call o7

[red hamlet]

sure why not

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

hollow night will release april 6th 2025

[red hamlet]

my brain is not in balatro mode

[jovial basin]

The you can only play your first played hand thing

[unborn kelp]

What mod?

[red hamlet]

should've sold yorick, L

[leaden sky]

its call skong copium

[spiral stirrup]

Why?

[red hamlet]

extra mult on stencil (would've done nothing_)

[red hamlet]

i guess

[unborn kelp]

Okie

[lost kindle]

trib on abandoned!!

[red hamlet]

tribchamping

[lost kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867025604389109770/1348709514777591818/4x.avif

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[jovial basin]

Idk if I should use the doubles on this

[red hamlet]

no

or go for it

[jovial basin]

Might be worth if I get BP tho no?

[red hamlet]

actually

why not

[lost kindle]

british "ppl" or american "ppl" (from an alien btw)

[red hamlet]

"humans"

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-denzel-curry-denzel-curry-denzelcurry-hip-hop-gif-1268825755758790327

me on estrogen

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/busy-work-laptop-dog-puppy-gif-16336122

me on estrogen

[jovial basin]

Burnt joker ew

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/scoobert-mohu-scoobert-dog-mohu-dog-toy-poodle-gif-27598632

me on testosterone

[daring dawn]

what about the absolutely stunning and handsome chicot

[red hamlet]

"ew" and then it's just a goated ahh rare

[lost kindle]

burnt goated (high card only tho)

[red hamlet]

high card, pair, two pair and 3oak

mfs be like "but like i never draw them on first hand"
brother in christ, use your hands as discards

[jovial basin]

It's worthless since burglar

[strong rose]

5 hand size moment

[lost kindle]

was it worth gambling all my house money on balatro

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-meme-lowtiergod-mods-moderators-gif-6196590610942002814

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

tato rn

[daring dawn]

my first balatro game i won with high card deck

will never forget

[quasi sand]

Bro gave me this at Ante 11

[daring dawn]

holy shit 23 cards

[lost kindle]

my first was flush five hearts on erratic

erratic my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[daring dawn]

also is it just me or is yorick absolutely ridiculously overpowered

especially on high card

[lost kindle]

which one is yorick gaain

discards right?

[daring dawn]

since you can just keep discarding over and over and over again with an ace in your hand and just forget about it

[daring dawn]

yes its in the screenshot above

[lost kindle]

ohh ok

[red hamlet]

it doesn't scale that fast without extra discard voucher or joker

[daring dawn]

yeah i always grab extra discard personally

[lost kindle]

perk overrated unless its high cards

[daring dawn]

because le 6 man

[lost kindle]

5 years worth of past papers for 1 final exam subject 😭

[daring dawn]

i could never

i wouldve given up by the 4th paper

[spiral stirrup]

I did the math and if i sold all the jokers exept stencil at the start of the blind i would have won

[daring dawn]

wait i actually said that wtf

did i tell you to do that

[lost kindle]

my finaals r in 30 days n im playing balatro

[red hamlet]

yeah idk what would've helped, i'm too relaxmoding

[daring dawn]

no that was towards robo

woops

[lost kindle]

can someone do my finals for me

i wanna act unemployed

[daring dawn]

yes i will do your finals for you

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatro-meme-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-wheel-of-fortune-meme-gif-12977189286286266919

[lost kindle]

yayy

thanks foxtrot

[daring dawn]

i lied!

now you have to do your finals knowing you had false hope

arg arg arg arg

[lost kindle]

nooo

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-gif-19917004

[daring dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

you rn

[quick moat]

[daring dawn]

[lost kindle]

i got 20 bucks in my wallet rn

[daring dawn]

can i have tha

t

[lost kindle]

which turned into USD is like

20/3

6 usd

im brok

[daring dawn]

nevermind you need it more than me

the moment you said "turned into USD" i knew u needed it more

[lost kindle]

i spent it all on new shoes 😢

but they look fire

[daring dawn]

tiktok_shout

WHAT SHOOS

[lost kindle]

wade ultra 4

[spiral stirrup]

How did yall get plasma deck im tryna unlock it

[lost kindle]

i didnt unlocke it

i just

unlock all

[quasi sand]

Why no reroll

[daring dawn]

mmmmm delicious

i love face card debuff

daily reminder to always use four of a kind instead of creating face card decks

unless you wanna do endless

then thats just unlucky

[solemn elm]

meh

[strong rose]

wild

[quasi sand]

When my game like this baron doesnt show up

And then when baron show up i have no blind rr

[strong rose]

baron always late to the party

[quasi sand]

4 dna goes to waste that match, and this match dna doesnt even bother showing up

[spiral stirrup]

Whats the strat to unlocking plasma deck

I need it

[pallid sapphire]

Pair time

[daring dagger]

Beat Blue Stake

[spiral stirrup]

Whats the strat

Deck

[daring dagger]

There isn't a "strat"

[pallid sapphire]

There kinda is

[daring dagger]

As long as you know how to setup properly you're good

[ember root]

Be good at the game and play around the -1 discard

[daring dagger]

I used stone cards

[pallid sapphire]

Play easier hands and rely on scaling jokers, to make up for the lack of discards

[daring dagger]

You can play harder hands if you get a discard voucher early on

[pallid sapphire]

Big if

[quasi sand]

Last time i grind for deck unlock i goes with 4 joker stencil

Arent losing

[daring dawn]

zero times zero = 9999999999

[quasi sand]

Eternal snowman is peak

[ember root]

Go with 5 Showmans

[primal grove]

+1X mult for every 23 discarded cards

[strong rose]

obviously

[daring dawn]

i shouldve paid more attention in precalculus

[golden pulsar]

Nah fam it’s naneinf

[tardy halo]

wsp chat

[daring dagger]

What

[red hamlet]

broke ahh

[west surge]

should have played yellow deck

[tranquil gull]

ante 1 round 1 and only 7 dollars? POOR 🗣

[golden pulsar]

Yellow deck’s been my main since I first unlocked it ngl

[onyx depot]

40 interest each round🤑🤑

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dripmanuelzero-dripmanuel-gif-15819874530914075000

[agile pawn]

space joker

[onyx depot]

oo

what do i sell?

[red hamlet]

bye bye scary face

not so scary no more

[onyx depot]

i mean i want to get to 400 cash for the joker

[red hamlet]

actually

🤔

[onyx depot]

like i did get 600 one time but idk why it didnt count

[red hamlet]

it's either scary or money man

[agile pawn]

scary face dies

[red hamlet]

it's plasma deck so scary is actually quite strong

[strong rose]

my new highest hand

[worldly cape]

to the moon

[strong rose]

🌕

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-slide-run-cute-pet-gif-16471867

[agile pawn]

flush house builds are fun

[lost kindle]

erratic deck activities

finding a seed that has 10+ of a caard

[red hamlet]

7LB2WVPK

[lost kindle]

unseeded*

[quasi sand]

Bet bro doesnt last 10 round

[onyx depot]

i only need to unlock 1 joker, and its the hardest one

[lunar loom]

I hate when I have an entire night of trying to beat a stack and it just results in me wasting an entire night losing lol

[quasi sand]

I unlock that the second day i play this game

[pallid sapphire]

Take a break if you're on a losing streak

[quasi sand]

I goes for full house and pair

[brisk venture]

pretty weak ante 5 small blind

[lunar loom]

Now that's some quitter shit 😤 much rather beat my head against the wall

[onyx depot]

whats the seed

[brisk venture]

no idea

[onyx depot]

bro what is your deck

[brisk venture]

plasma deck?

[red hamlet]

no longer interesting

[brisk venture]

its not deckfixed at all rn

[onyx depot]

like jokers

[pallid sapphire]

Head injuries lead to bad judgment (inb4 it gives you brainstorm)

[brisk venture]

oh broken asf

im running my brainstorm merchant ways

[onyx depot]

this will be bombastic

[solemn elm]

oh it's that seed

the double negative legendary

[onyx depot]

is that unseeded

[lost kindle]

is there a seed w all joker stencils

[brisk venture]

read my status

lol

[onyx depot]

always

[brisk venture]

im the brainstorm merchant

ofc i seed

[brisk venture]

thats not the star of the show

quintiple brainstorm is

[onyx depot]

where is the seed

[strong rose]

wow

its brainstorm

[strong rose]

looks cute

[quasi sand]

That was hard

[magic swan]

?????????

natural brainstorm and negative chad

what the fuck

[solemn elm]

you sell golden joker here

[brisk venture]

brainstorm my goat

buy it

[magic swan]

im selling gold

[strong rose]

bro got ante 0

[solemn elm]

you can get ante -1

[brisk venture]

how tf

[red hamlet]

1x speed, voucher skip

[strong rose]

hieroglyph

[brisk venture]

what other than petro

[solemn elm]

it's hard to pull off, but it can be done in vanilla

[red hamlet]

buy voucher, get to 0
next voucher spawns, get to -1

[solemn elm]

that's how you get it

[brisk venture]

oh petro and the one after petro

ante 1

i see

[solemn elm]

heiro is T1, petro is t2

[strong rose]

!!

[quasi sand]

[solemn elm]

it's a 1/3840

but it's possible

[red hamlet]

has to be done at 1x or lower, otherwise voucher tag resolves before you buy it

[final delta]

morning

[magic swan]

?????????????

[final delta]

u got a negative reverse parking nice

[agile pawn]

easy

[quasi sand]

They better give me baron before im start touching the devs

[onyx depot]

i unlocked every joker except this one

[solemn elm]

negative tag moment

btw you should double copy chad instead of wee until youre at risk of losing

[agile pawn]

a true negative tag moment is when it gives you negative popcorn

[solemn elm]

for max wee scaling

[final delta]

or ice cream

[quasi sand]

Should i? I have no rare joker skip here so it might be garbage and i would be wasting a chance to get more money here

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

bro has no money, only a dna nad a mr bones and wants to skip

🗿

[quasi sand]

It ante 1 as well

[red hamlet]

low chances of it being something good

[quasi sand]

Alr ill just goes for money

[prime scroll]

Yall I started the game relatively recently

And holy crap, what a game

I hate the fact that I couldve found the game a year earlier

[quasi sand]

[prime scroll]

This deck and this joker is a legendary combo

[tardy halo]

seed?

[tropic swift]

not mine

[latent zinc]

wait

no

[robust drum]

Only in plasma deck early game

[latent zinc]

I meant showman LMAO

sorry for poll spam

[red hamlet]

still yes

lmfao

[prime scroll]

yep, yes

[latent zinc]

what about duplicated tarots

[robust drum]

Still yes probably

[red hamlet]

oh no, more hermits

god forbid

[latent zinc]

yeah, like that's ever gonna happen

opens pack
5 towers

[young linden]

yo

[red hamlet]

ok cool, high card build time

🙂

[latent zinc]

pivyot

[young linden]

wth why a random amy wants me as friends

[red hamlet]

bot

block it

[young linden]

bots.

lmao

[red hamlet]

not even fun bots

[gentle kite]

Dudes i got sucked into this game from just one video of Markiplier that he played, i can't stop playing this

[red hamlet]

i remember when scams were elaborate and took effort

[tardy halo]

than who

[young linden]

i guess it's bots about sendings links to porn sites

[red hamlet]

😔 it used to be fun to mess with them

nowadays you call them out once and they just block you

[crisp ingot]

I haven't had a stone card in my deck since i got the game so i hope I don't sound like a complete dummy when i ask, if stone cards can do 5 of a kind

[red hamlet]

You want the fun answer or the boring answer

[crisp ingot]

Fun one pls

[solemn elm]

no

[crisp ingot]

-_-

[red hamlet]

Stone cards are weird

that's the fun answer

[solemn elm]

this is with smods

not vanilla

[crisp ingot]

Ohhhhhhh

Thanks

[red hamlet]

😔

[vagrant bane]

Not a mod

[solemn elm]

???

[prime scroll]

this is the first time I've chosen this joker ever

[solemn elm]

steamodded causes it

[red hamlet]

now get a stone joker

[prime scroll]

wtf is that

[vagrant bane]

Oh no

Stone joker

[vagrant bane]

Is the last Joker you get

[charred plover]

after having to sell pareidolia (because of the all face cards are disabled boss blind) this is what I get next shop (including a in the buffoon pack)

[prime scroll]

Oooooooo

[vagrant bane]

Like last 5

[prime scroll]

I haven't gotten here yet

[red hamlet]

mfw stone joker was one of the first i got

[vagrant bane]

Your just built different

[prime scroll]

I'm only 14 hours into the game

[red hamlet]

yeah

[crisp ingot]

O i was late lol

[red hamlet]

because i actually look at stone cards and they have value

[vagrant bane]

Chadcot

[red hamlet]

and don't immedaitely go "this isnt' photo cahd or a baron mime build, worthless"

[vagrant bane]

I see value in them now

Just I don't know how to balatro

[wide topaz]

anyone know what will happen?

[vagrant bane]

Okay so

[crisp ingot]

How

[vagrant bane]

You die

[wary laurel]

its good to get more time to scale your jokers

[vagrant bane]

Btw

[wary laurel]

im sure itll like

just give you another hand

[vagrant bane]

-1 hand from 1 is 0

[red hamlet]

drops to 0
you ender a blind
goes to 1

[sand orchid]

if only I was using yellow deck

[vagrant bane]

Do it you wont

[crisp ingot]

I feel you

[vagrant bane]

It's in the bufoon

[crisp ingot]

Had that happen to me like 2 hrs ago

[wary laurel]

ive gotten so many blueprints first shop bro 😭

[sand orchid]

🫡

[wide topaz]

yeah I have 1 hand, ty

[sand orchid]

I feel you

[vagrant bane]

@wide topaz btw was the question on wondering what would happen or if it's good

[sand orchid]

THE BUFOON PACK HAD BRAINSTORM

WHAT

[vagrant bane]

Trust me

[crisp ingot]

Sheeesh nice

[vagrant bane]

I am your guy

Funny thing I was gonna say brainstorm too lol but I forgor nane

[crisp ingot]

Not really usefull for now tho

[wary laurel]

since you're on ante one i dont recommend it and get the supernova

that kinda sucks

[vagrant bane]

Don't listen to him

[wide topaz]

What would happen

[vagrant bane]

Funny things

[sand orchid]

Too late

Lmao

Wish me luck

[wary laurel]

you could probably still survive

[crisp ingot]

Good luck

[vagrant bane]

You will select blind, no draw game over

[magic swan]

guess the deck

[red hamlet]

nothing
you just go back 1 ante and once you go int oa blind you get to play

plasma

a lot of chip jokers, no mult

clearly a plasma

[magic swan]

you won a ticket to pretzel town

[wide topaz]

yeah yeah I bought it thanks

[red hamlet]

i cheated

[magic swan]

how quick are you editing that

what the fuck

[vagrant bane]

Built didderent

[magic swan]

mf got 16x game speed on his Photoshop

😭

[red hamlet]

this lil guy

[magic swan]

oh right, emojis/stickers

[vagrant bane]

Who's that guy

[magic swan]

sharex mid tho

lightshot ftw

[vagrant bane]

He should be a joker

Pointer guy

[red hamlet]

yeah well i have my guys to point at stuff

[warm ore]

Another day, another Balatro run

[red hamlet]

and it's 1 button

[warm ore]

Good morning guys

[magic swan]

send paxk plz

[red hamlet]

no

they're my men

get your own men

[magic swan]

gay

[red hamlet]

they are

[vagrant bane]

Do a run without a joker that contains the color blue. If you get one with blue you auto lose.

[warm ore]

Very interesting

I’ll try that

[magic swan]

wait, which one should i storm

hack or chad

[warm ore]

Do tarot and spectral cards count

[red hamlet]

hack if you play more than 2 cards

[vagrant bane]

Anything that has blue

[red hamlet]

and they're all 2s

[vagrant bane]

Not allowed

[red hamlet]

otherwise, whichever gives you the most 2 procs

[vagrant bane]

The planet will be the base planet

[charred plover]

I forget that bloodstone sucks without an oops 😭

[vagrant bane]

So risk when trib comes

[warm ore]

The loss meme

[steady roost]

bloodstone is just worse ancient

🔥

[vagrant bane]

No?

[leaden sky]

damn

[vagrant bane]

They are built different

[ember root]

It works if you got a huge amount of retriggers

[magic swan]

damn, that guy striked his counter

[leaden sky]

game is prob too hard after ante 12

[wary laurel]

I found them.

[red hamlet]

you're going away for a long time for revealing my men

[vagrant bane]

Biggest scams in the world

[glad plover]

Agreed

[ember root]

Gluttonous has the excuse of being a thematic common

[glad plover]

Like who would ever take a -2 handsize bro 💔

[sand orchid]

Guess who found some invisible jokers

[autumn cobalt]

Chicot the goat

[red hamlet]

[wary laurel]

No.

[agile pawn]

chicot so good

free $10

[red hamlet]

they're on the way

[sand orchid]

Ultimate photo Chad build

[red hamlet]

nah

ultimat would be with blueprints so you can have equal procs and retrigs

[red hamlet]

also you should be copying photo

[zinc kite]

If the first card is glass or lucky copy Chad

[glad plover]

Do you like Throwback

[red hamlet]

man blueprint diff is huge

[red hamlet]

is aight

[solemn elm]

midback

[glad plover]

I mean the design is good

[agile pawn]

no

[glad plover]

Well 💀 Your name said it all

[wary laurel]

i love throwback

[zinc kite]

Throwback sucks wtf

Terrible scaling

[wary laurel]

it rewards me for not playing the game

[red hamlet]

i love throwing it back

[wary laurel]

when i dont have good x mult

[zinc kite]

That’s… fair actually

[glad plover]

Slow scaling is crazy, it should be 0.5x (might be too OP)

[charred plover]

throwback is actually not that bad 😭

[wary laurel]

0.5x is too much

[glad plover]

I know

[wary laurel]

thatd be insane

[zinc kite]

0.25 is too little but 0.5 too much

[solemn elm]

that's madness scaling for not playing the game

[zinc kite]

0.35 imo

But that’s an annoying number

[solemn elm]

Throwback isn't the problem, it's the skip tags themselves

[glad plover]

You dont get to shop more jokers tarots and packs so i think its fair

Straight skipping

[solemn elm]

if skip tags were better, throwback would be better

[tardy halo]

am i cooked

[red hamlet]

as a side note, might wanna cover all the images with balatro when posting screenies

[sand orchid]

Thanks

[tardy halo]

oui

[wary laurel]

the good thing about it is that if you've already taken skip tags before you got him it still applies the mult

[red hamlet]

the bad thing is

why are you skipping

[glad plover]

Tags

[wary laurel]

investment tags when im desperate

[tardy halo]

also any powerful jokers mod not cryptid

[red hamlet]

at best it's liek 1.5x cause you got double 25 bucks ante 1

[zinc kite]

There’s like

Ante 1 investment tag

[sand orchid]

This seed is insane btw, ante 5 and I’ve skipped mime, baron, AND dna

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108

[glad plover]

What is the worst joker in your opinion

[zinc kite]

Top 10 tags worth taking:

1. investment tag
2. Brain damage

[glad plover]

Mine’s flower pot

[solemn elm]

showman

[glad plover]

Interesting

[zinc kite]

Hit the road for being a BITCH

[solemn elm]

not really

It's a detrimental joker

[zinc kite]

Don’t insult my boy showman like that

[solemn elm]

it actively hurts you

[wary laurel]

has there ever been a situation where hit the road has been useful

[zinc kite]

Well it sucks on stakes

[solemn elm]

it means you can't block stuff from appearing

[zinc kite]

No!!!

[glad plover]

Like how do you guys actually use flower pot (4 suits for x3 mult is atrocious)

[red hamlet]

wild cards

[wary laurel]

its good gor wild cards

for

[zinc kite]

Maybe if you’re playing ancient joker…

[solemn elm]

straights or full houses

[zinc kite]

Which aren’t good in the first place

[solemn elm]

you don't want a lot of wilds with ancient because of suit bosses

you want a few scattered between suits equally

[wary laurel]

its a last resort if you dont have any x mult

[glad plover]

Need some new jokers for wild card tbh

[solemn elm]

just buff wild cards at base

they don't need more jokers

[zinc kite]

Yes

Desperately

[glad plover]

Will there be a joker expansion update tho 😭

[tardy halo]

should i play ten of spades?

[wary laurel]

wild cards are booty because of bosses that disable card suits

[solemn elm]

There'll be jokers in the next update, yes

[agile pawn]

it would be cool if wild cards weren't debuffed against suit bosses

[glad plover]

I love balatro 🤑

[solemn elm]

at least 15 probably, because that's the size of a page

[wary laurel]

yes

[tardy halo]

ok

[zinc kite]

Localthunk is working on an update

[agile pawn]

i can't wait for blue stake rework

[solemn elm]

3 things we know:
Blue Stake Rework
Matador Rework
New Jokers

anything beyond that is speculation

[summer shale]

Blue Seal rework as well

[solemn elm]

We don't know that for certain

[zinc kite]

Why blue stake rework

[solemn elm]

It's miserable

[zinc kite]

Stake

Wait what

[summer shale]

There was an article I saw, but would have to search it up