🎙・server-chat

[tough edge]

ikr

i want spectrals

[civic bough]

NO DOWNSIDE MADNESS?

[tough edge]

havent gotten any

[languid quest]

Doesn't even destroy anythjng

Crazy shiz

https://tenor.com/view/picmix-blue-nicole-gif-14204656473942910961

[civic bough]

this madness hitting like the tricky madness from fryday night funking trycky mod

[languid quest]

A U

A U

A U I I I I A U

[civic bough]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[languid quest]

Bap boop

[civic bough]

YEEEEEE

[languid quest]

Bap boop

[wise plaza]

DNA shows but no antimatter or eckto for extra slot yet 😦

[languid quest]

Bap skibi bap bap boop

[civic bough]

sad

[languid quest]

Rip

Give me your seed

[wise plaza]

It's unseeded so no idea yet

[quasi quiver]

oh

[civic bough]

also

[quasi quiver]

its a .jfif

[civic bough]

unrelated

[quasi quiver]

oops

[languid quest]

Wbro

[tough edge]

double dna is insane

i dont even have duplicate joker

[civic bough]

i do fnf modcharts as a hobby

[languid quest]

What the fuck is a jfif

[wise plaza]

To ditch a brainstorm for DNA or not, quicker deck fixing and bigger hand but less points

[civic bough]

dont do it

[tough edge]

i did

[thorny prairie]

What are yall opinion on the rougelike chess game?

[civic bough]

what?

[civic bough]

shotgun king?

i played it before

[wise plaza]

Chess is enough thinking already poker is brainless

[languid quest]

Aye poor joker

[thorny prairie]

No creator of balatro are making another rouge like game but as chess

[civic bough]

WHAT

[thorny prairie]

Yeah

Very similar to shotgun king

[civic bough]

man im gonna get very ocupied with those peak rouguelikes man

[thorny prairie]

It’s basically balatro

[civic bough]

BUT SILKSONG MIGHT RELEASE IN APRIL AND IM GOI NG INSANE

[cunning plinth]

so close

[civic bough]

damn

[cunning plinth]

cola, idol and throwback to get

[languid quest]

Bro this is practically rigged to never proc smh

Unfair

[civic bough]

check him pc:

[jovial basin]

first ante

[civic bough]

get telescope upgrade and win

[languid quest]

I'm not albino

[civic bough]

but i said.

check.

him

PC

[languid quest]

Check him mobile devuce

[civic bough]

check him phone

[proud marsh]

what is that in the bottom right corner

[languid quest]

Hi

[proud marsh]

hi

[languid quest]

Wdym

[civic bough]

the profile?

[proud marsh]

theres text

[languid quest]

No right

Wdym text

[crystal dune]

it does look like text

[languid quest]

Hi lugi

[proud marsh]

zoom in on it

[crystal dune]

obscured by the screen edge

[proud marsh]

I swear im not making this up

[languid quest]

It's the border of the screen

[civic bough]

i saw it now

[languid quest]

Its just a bit buggy

Nothing much

[civic bough]

man idk what it is

but if anything

[languid quest]

Might be the version number text going off the screen and through the bottom

Idk

[civic bough]

its creepypasta material

[languid quest]

Balatro: the sacred lines

[proud marsh]

I put it into window mode and back to fullscreen and its gone

how weird

[languid quest]

Bro

[proud marsh]

hi

[languid quest]

D you have anything open behind the balatro window

[proud marsh]

I SWEAR I DONT

[tacit igloo]

Uhhh

[civic bough]

fuck black deck

[proud marsh]

Im not trying to do something here

[languid quest]

It looks like a yt comment or discord messgage

[crystal dune]

am i cooked

[jovial basin]

LMAO MY CAVENDISH WENT EXTINCT LMFAOOOO

NO WAY

[crystal dune]

my balatro looks like this

[languid quest]

I cam only make out "from the"

League of Latro

[proud marsh]

maybe it was a notification then?

[languid quest]

Probably

[jovial basin]

1 in a fucking thousand

[crystal dune]

Bro actually lost the cavendish

[civic bough]

1 in 300

[languid quest]

0.1 ain't that MASSIVE vro

It's 1 in 10k

1k

**

[crystal dune]

I mean thats pretty big

[jovial basin]

Yeah but still

It's funny

[civic bough]

its 1 in 300?

no??

[languid quest]

I once rolled the 2k9h9hn seed on my own

Without seed

[crystal dune]

ive never lost cavendish

[languid quest]

I just got it

[warped vale]

Hi, my game keeps crashing to desktop and when that happens the display brightness is dim until i restart my pc

[civic bough]

i never GOT cavendish

[languid quest]

#1200105253559873707

[languid quest]

U don't own balatro u said right

I think

[civic bough]

well i pirated it

[languid quest]

Fair

Did you just now or smth

[crystal dune]

also can some balatro expert break the league balatro rip off?

[civic bough]

its 44 reais in brazil

[crystal dune]

i think it would be very funny

[mighty flame]

I use Cryptid along with Jen's Almanac.

[quasi quiver]

lemme try to calculate this

[languid quest]

Guys

Am I cool

[tacit igloo]

Nah

[languid quest]

Aw

:<

I saw that

Bro

[tacit igloo]

Nope

[languid quest]

Rule 3

[proven idol]

anyway to play stream balatro on phone?

[tacit igloo]

Saw what

[languid quest]

You said "fuck you"

I have bluecord

[tacit igloo]

Nah

[languid quest]

I can see deleted messages bro

[tacit igloo]

Nope

Lies

[languid quest]

Trib you saw that shit

Right

[tacit igloo]

I did I'm messing around

[languid quest]

So am I cool o na

[quasi quiver]

on the left image, the baron gives 1 XMult per retrigger on each king, and the mime gives 3 retriggers and the red seals give 1 retrigger per king, so that's 1.5^4 for each king, but the steel kings get another Xmult per retrigger, so that's 2.25^4 for each steel king on the left side (idk how much high card is for 27, im assuming 265x135)

[tacit igloo]

Ehhh

[languid quest]

Yip yap

[quasi quiver]

then for the riiight

[tacit igloo]

Don't know you enough

[quasi quiver]

i aint doin allat

[languid quest]

Just say yes

[tacit igloo]

No

[languid quest]

Please

[tacit igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091441098829856949/1251625599353749525/watermark.gif

[quasi quiver]

also i did the left image wrong

[languid quest]

No

I'm not a furry

[tacit igloo]

Ehhh

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/rule17-no-furries-bruv-rules-gif-23677761

[tacit igloo]

"Im not a furry ehhhhhhh"

[languid quest]

Rule 12s: grammar willnt tolerate

[tacit igloo]

Man I wouldn't care if you were

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-cheeseburger-flying-cheeseburger-gif-27530504

[tacit igloo]

It doesn't really matter man

[languid quest]

LMAO

Fuck you

[tacit igloo]

L

[languid quest]

Pick the other one I beg

Please

Thank you Bull enjoyer

[tacit igloo]

Haha

[mint perch]

I saw a screenshot you took it, and I saw different consumables so I was curious

[vagrant bane]

Your welcome my child

[languid quest]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[neon wren]

how many people would play this optimally?

[languid quest]

AHAT THE FUCK

Seed

Rn

Seed

[neon wren]

9OKLY2NQ

[languid quest]

Btw did someone use blueprint to wipe their ass and call it negative

Which like ante or round is this

[neon wren]

neg perkeo ante 2

[languid quest]

Is there a showman before this

The fuck

[neon wren]

no, it's first shop

[languid quest]

Dang

Well atleast it's a negative bp

[vagrant bane]

WAIT

[languid quest]

Yea

[vagrant bane]

@neon wren

[languid quest]

?

[vagrant bane]

Did you encounter any egg?

[languid quest]

?

[tacit igloo]

Bro

[languid quest]

Northern lion?

[tacit igloo]

Hear me out

Rental egg

[languid quest]

HOLY SHIT

Make clients mod

Dr kliener

Klinee

[vagrant bane]

Perkeo + Egg + Gift Card + Bull + Bootstraps with with temperance being farmed

[languid quest]

What the fuck

That's so sigma

[tacit igloo]

Die

[languid quest]

Bull joker should I see if this is possible in this seed

[tacit igloo]

Parish

[languid quest]

I'll just use the soul

[vagrant bane]

Yes

[weak cipher]

compensa

[languid quest]

Roger Roger

[tacit igloo]

REEP HIS SOUL

[civic bough]

sé loco nn conpensa kkkkk

[weak cipher]

acho que já ficou por 38

na nuvem

[civic bough]

mas ai eu perdi né prr

[weak cipher]

ta em promo agr

[civic bough]

fui começar a jogar uns

meses atras

[weak cipher]

quando puder

[civic bough]

PERA AI

[weak cipher]

compra po

jogasso

[civic bough]

TA EM PROMOI AGR?

[weak cipher]

sim na nuuvem

[civic bough]

AH NA NUVEM

aonde?

na xbox?

[weak cipher]

steam

[civic bough]

ue

[weak cipher]

o site é a nuuvem

n conhece?

[civic bough]

nn

[weak cipher]

joga no google ai

[languid quest]

No egg no gift card no boot

[civic bough]

eu nn tenho dinheiro

eu nem trabalho tenho

[weak cipher]

então deixa kkkkkkk

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[civic bough]

EU SO SÓ UM NERD QUE GOSTA DE APOSTAS E MURDER DRONES

[languid quest]

What's happening

I don't speak brazillian

[civic bough]

wizard stuff

:)

[languid quest]

The fuck

I got like

Discount or smth

38 cloud

Xbox

[weak cipher]

yeah

[languid quest]

That's it

[daring dagger]

It is against the rules to speak not english btw

[languid quest]

Calm down buddy

They're just having a little chit chat

[daring dagger]

I'm very calm, I just don't want others not to be

[weak cipher]

my fault

[languid quest]

Ok

I'm not calm

Mueheehehehehehh

Die

[civic bough]

die²

[grand crow]

i can't imagine someone having a visceral reaction to someone not speaking english

[languid quest]

RAHHHH

[grand crow]

okay well actually

[languid quest]

YOURENOT SPEAK EMGLISH

Eplodem

[daring dagger]

That's called racism iirc

[civic bough]

xenophobia*

[languid quest]

It's called racism I recall correctly

I do

[grand crow]

yeah, had to correct myself there 😭

[languid quest]

I do recall correctly it is racisim

[red hamlet]

It's actually so mods can moderate the caht better and you don't have people calling others slurs in a different language taht the moderators do not speak

🙂

[languid quest]

Yea

[red hamlet]

But sure, let's call it racism i guess

why not

[civic bough]

fair enough

[languid quest]

Yes racisim

[civic bough]

i hate america

[royal zenith]

that’s not what they were calling racism

[languid quest]

This gy looks like edwin

[daring dagger]

Broski I was saying having a visceral reaction to another language = racism

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-edwin-i-made-the-mimic-secret-of-the-mimic-five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-songs-gif-11538357441626310536

[grand crow]

I made the mimi

[daring dagger]

Not that the rules were racist

[languid quest]

It was difficult to put the pieces together.

[civic bough]

lol

this is way more fun that i thought it would be :>

[grand crow]

but unfortunately, something went so wrong

[languid quest]

And now I can't do anything, but sing this stupid song!

MY NAME IS THE FUCKING MIMIC OH YEAH

[grand crow]

my name is edwin edwin edwin edwin

[languid quest]

(Kid dies to a car)

MY NAYEM IS DE FUCKEN MIMIK 👿 😈 😈 😈 😈

[grand crow]

(oh yeah)

[civic bough]

does anyone know longestsoloever?

[languid quest]

MY NAYEM IS DE FUCKEN MIMIK 👿 😈 😈 😈 😈

[languid quest]

See my name on the lit

Right

[grand crow]

is that from that one transcription channel?

[languid quest]

Everything checks out LET ME INSIDE 🔥

[civic bough]

hell yeah

[languid quest]

Gonna make a little call? Why? There's nobody 🔥 🔥 🔥

Fuck 🔥

[civic bough]

he also did an sick as hell metal version of monochrome

[languid quest]

You mean the

A o I a o I o I I o I o i aaaa

Beep bop bep bop

Bap bop bap bep

[hoary wedge]

guys i have a friend who REFUSES to use tarot cards

[languid quest]

Jsjjs

[languid quest]

Yeah

[civic bough]

he is stupid

[languid quest]

I wouldn't use a hermit car either

Thanks

Guys

Type 1 if we are super cool and we deserve to be moderatirs

1

[civic bough]

3

[proven idol]

plasma deck, am i cooked?

[zenith owl]

Nah

It's manageable

[proven idol]

can't find out how

[zenith owl]

What hands did you upgrade?

[proven idol]

i'm with barely no planets

XD

[zenith owl]

Well keep discarding for four of a kind

Full house could also work

[zenith owl]

-1

[languid quest]

You typed one

[proven idol]

four of a kind would give me around 4000

[languid quest]

Still

[proven idol]

i'm dead

[zenith owl]

With plasma that's 8000

[languid quest]

Bro

Copy spearhead

And get 4 of a kind

Chips matter all they way at the start in plasma

Oh

Og

[proven idol]

look the boss

[languid quest]

Spears are debuffe

[zenith owl]

Plasma deck just makes the game easier

[languid quest]

I'm so smart

[proven idol]

i don't think so

[languid quest]

Well hmmmm

[proven idol]

4000 with plasma

[languid quest]

Get a 4 of a kind

Lemme calc

50x50

Is 2500?

[proven idol]

• than that cause one

[zenith owl]

I don't think suit boss blind are that big of a deal ngl

[languid quest]

Is that with plasma

[proven idol]

without the spades debuffed

[proven idol]

yes

[languid quest]

Ok

[proven idol]

so would be less than this

[languid quest]

Well

Try get 8 aces

Or ur cooked

[zenith owl]

If only there was a joker that disabled all boss blinds

[proven idol]

XD

[languid quest]

CHICOT

[zenith owl]

If only

[languid quest]

This why we love chicot

Fuck labrador

[zenith owl]

We?

[languid quest]

Or whatever

[languid quest]

YES

YES WE DO

[zenith owl]

You talking French or something?

[languid quest]

WE

NO

NOO

THIS IS A CHICOT RESPECYED HOUSEHOLD

I WILL NOTMTAKE THIS

[zenith owl]

Well it's no surprise you think burnt joker is good lol

[languid quest]

I dont

It's alright with copy

It's mid on its own

[zenith owl]

It's crappy

[languid quest]

Burglar sucks

[zenith owl]

Lol

Hands score

[languid quest]

What if I have a ton of discards

[zenith owl]

Discards do not

[languid quest]

And I get an eternal burglar

What do I do then

I get fucked over by you

[zenith owl]

I can be copied with blueprint and brainstorm

[languid quest]

Burnt joker is always good never has a downside

[zenith owl]

With hands voucherz

[languid quest]

Yes but what if I don't have them

[zenith owl]

And blue deck

[languid quest]

Discard vouchers exist

[zenith owl]

You do the math

[languid quest]

No I do meth

[zenith owl]

We don't talk about them

[languid quest]

Yes we do

[zenith owl]

Nah

We don't

[languid quest]

You steal my headphones and give me airpods

You steal my legs and give me wheelchair

[zenith owl]

I might actually quit the game because of my save file that got corrupted

[languid quest]

JUST UNLOCK ALL VRO

[zenith owl]

I am not about to repeat a 2 month progress all over again

[zenith owl]

Not worth it

[elder fog]

NOOO DONT DO IT OMG OMG OMG OMG DONT DOOO ITTT NOOOOOOOOOOO

sorry over exadurated

[languid quest]

Local thunk will cry because Burglar will no longer be in the game

So 149 joker

[zenith owl]

Yeah

You don't deserve me

[languid quest]

I've played 900 with blueprint

[zenith owl]

I will go extinct

[languid quest]

We don't we deserve better

[zenith owl]

Like gros michel

[languid quest]

Shoo

Shoo

[proven idol]

i've cooked here

[zenith owl]

Alr I am taking gros and Cavendish with me tho

[languid quest]

Someone cooked here.

[languid quest]

COME BACK

NO

[slim junco]

yeah so uh...i might have overdone it

[zenith owl]

I ate them too late

Cavendish sucks tho

[languid quest]

.....

[zenith owl]

Tastes like trash

[languid quest]

What

Did you just say

[zenith owl]

It tastes raw

[languid quest]

You deserve to be data lossed

[zenith owl]

It tastes like a banana

[daring dagger]

Cook it then

Make banana bread

[zenith owl]

Nah

[daring dagger]

Coward

[zenith owl]

Potassium and carbs don't go well together

[languid quest]

I wanna be joker is anyone been him yet

[zenith owl]

Oh sorry

I forgot f words are naughty

[slim junco]

im only like a tenth of the way there 😭

[languid quest]

Guys has anyone been Joker or Jimbo or whatever

I wanna be him

[zenith owl]

There is one

[languid quest]

Awwww

[zenith owl]

He is just in a comma

[languid quest]

Ok

[robust void]

Games peak

[languid quest]

What

[robust void]

All I wanted to say

[languid quest]

Not you

[zenith owl]

Yeah i knocked him out cold

[languid quest]

Bro isn't him

[zenith owl]

Wanna bet?

[languid quest]

Wait if he's in a coma can I steal his identity

[zenith owl]

Look inside your closet

[languid quest]

No

[drowsy shoal]

he in a ,?

[languid quest]

Yeah he's inside of the comma

He's stuck

Let him out

[zenith owl]

Yeah

Like the backrooms

[languid quest]

He's screaming

[zenith owl]

Cool

[languid quest]

Help him

[tacit igloo]

A few Steel cards

[zenith owl]

Nah

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-cheeseburger-flying-cheeseburger-gif-27530504

[zenith owl]

Too lazy

[zenith owl]

Swallow them

[languid quest]

Is this joker fella nice

[zenith owl]

Whole

[slim junco]

i probably only needed like 100 in hand if that 😭

[languid quest]

I wanna get tk know him

[slim junco]

its running so slowly

[tacit igloo]

Printing money

[zenith owl]

Four fingers are always better than no fingers at all

[languid quest]

I DO THE SAME

I WATCH BALATRO IN A MINI WINDOW WHILE PLAYING BALATRO

PEAK

PEAAAAAKKKK

[zenith owl]

But use your fingers for the greater good

Don't bother others with your fingers

[languid quest]

Diddling

[zenith owl]

Unless you got their consent

It's not worth it

@languid quest can i?

[dark junco]

Don't let him burgle your heart

[zenith owl]

@hasty phoenix hey cool

Long time no see

Last time you banned someone

[hasty phoenix]

what is going on

[zenith owl]

It's going yes

[dark junco]

Killing time at work

[tacit igloo]

Piemaxing

[hasty phoenix]

is there a reason for this ping

[zenith owl]

Nah only checking on you

[hasty phoenix]

haha all good

[dark junco]

No I think he was just trying to cut the tension of him asking to diddle a kid

[zenith owl]

Burnt is a kid?

[languid quest]

Hi 1010

[hasty phoenix]

hi

[languid quest]

I said diddling

[zenith owl]

How old are you bro? @languid quest

[languid quest]

I'm 16

[zenith owl]

Oh

Sorry then

[languid quest]

Just to clear something up

[tacit igloo]

Haha

[languid quest]

Can you say things like fuck if your not being mean to someone or insulting

[dark junco]

I wasn't actually trying to call you out burglar, it's cool

[zenith owl]

I was joking

[dark junco]

I know

[zenith owl]

I wasn't actually trying to diddle someone

[proven idol]

plasma deck, what would you guys do here?

[zenith owl]

Haha I was acting

[tacit igloo]

..........

Drake?

[zenith owl]

https://tenor.com/view/i-was-acting-gif-23414661

[languid quest]

Rip reserved

[hasty phoenix]

generally we let auto mod take care of it as it is to much work to manage it all. if it is rudely directed at someone then yes we will deal with it

[languid quest]

Okay thanks

[zenith owl]

Finland

[languid quest]

Qhay

What

🔥 🔥 🔥

[zenith owl]

It's f word

[languid quest]

Fuckland

[zenith owl]

Am i banned?

[zenith owl]

Land of dreams

[languid quest]

🔥 🔥 🔥

Xactly

[zenith owl]

You are too young to be on discord @languid quest

Discord is for 13+

[languid quest]

I'm not

[red hamlet]

she schbloingo on my bango

[languid quest]

Where I am it's 13+

I'm 16

[vagrant bane]

@languid quest was there an egg?

[languid quest]

Only a bull

Noting else

[zenith owl]

Yeah it cracked on your head

[languid quest]

ROASTED

Roasted like that fuckin egg OHHHHH

[vagrant bane]

The same head your mom wanted?

[languid quest]

Bro

My mom died when I was one

💀 💀 💀

[vagrant bane]

Not yours

Sad to hear

[zenith owl]

Nah it's the one your mom found too small lol

[languid quest]

Thanks for clearing yp

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HES ON A RAMPAGE

[vagrant bane]

Still gotta big mouth

[zenith owl]

Shut up burnt

[languid quest]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Nah

[zenith owl]

Let's roast burnt joker

[languid quest]

No no guys

Guys

[zenith owl]

Let's team up bull

[vagrant bane]

Yes

[zenith owl]

On burnt

[languid quest]

Let's bully the discard gyy

No not me

Guys

[zenith owl]

Nah merry Andy is a fatso

[languid quest]

You're my friends right

Guys

[zenith owl]

That's fat shaming

[languid quest]

Guys

I mean you

[zenith owl]

Nah

[languid quest]

You take them

[zenith owl]

We despise you

[solar wraith]

Hello

[languid quest]

Don't bully me guys aha

[languid quest]

No please

Haha

No

No please

No

[zenith owl]

Yesss

[languid quest]

No please God no

Help

Help me

Help

Help me

[solar wraith]

How about maybe

[languid quest]

Please

[zenith owl]

We will burn you to the point you disappear @languid quest

[languid quest]

Fym maybe

[meager nymph]

insane synergy of trading and DNA

[solar wraith]

We settle this in court

[meager nymph]

well neg trading

[languid quest]

Alright

Your honor

[vagrant bane]

Out here like godzila and kong

Team up on random virch

[solar wraith]

Is the prosecution ready?

[languid quest]

I plead that I was just a witness of Bull joker and Burgalr agurinf

And then

They started

Ganging up on me

[vagrant bane]

Find me a perkeobull egg seed and I wont

[languid quest]

I'm sad now cuz they buly

[zenith owl]

That accusation is false

[languid quest]

There's a perkeobullegg seed

[solar wraith]

Ah

[meager nymph]

i had blueprint, trading, DNA, photo, chad, sock my deck was made out of lucky red sealed kings and steel kings

[vagrant bane]

What is it

[languid quest]

It's 9OKLY2NQ

[zenith owl]

No burglar seed?

Saf

[solar wraith]

😦

[zenith owl]

Sad*

[vagrant bane]

If I see none of the ones I said

[languid quest]

Burglar

[vagrant bane]

It's your ass

[languid quest]

You tried diddling me

[vagrant bane]

BRB balatroing

[zenith owl]

No i didn't

Why would i

[languid quest]

You tried gang diddling me

[meager nymph]

Cops n Robbers (challenge deck) start with an eternal burgler

[zenith owl]

Nah i tried roasting you but you are already far too roasted

[languid quest]

Better please

Not good enough

[zenith owl]

Yeah just like your effect

Useless ass card

[languid quest]

Still isn't meeting the quota..

[zenith owl]

Even obleisk is better than you

[meager nymph]

tbh the only way i can use the burnt is by using the flushh deck

[languid quest]

Alright buddy

[vagrant bane]

H1igh card@meager nymph

[languid quest]

ever heard of

Trading card

Burnt and trading card synergy

Fucking goated

[meager nymph]

never used high cards

[zenith owl]

Not at all

Both suck

[meager nymph]

for main

[languid quest]

Bro

[zenith owl]

Mail in rebate is goated

[vagrant bane]

Your seed fave me blueprint

[languid quest]

J know

[vagrant bane]

@languid quest might be safe guys this isn't good

[languid quest]

It's a negative bp

[languid quest]

Huh

Bull is like rerolls into ante 2

Egg ante 8ish and temp ante 2 too

I mean perk

I'm special

[vagrant bane]

NEGATIVE BARON?

[languid quest]

Ya

It's a good seed

[zenith owl]

Don't kill me

[languid quest]

I won't

[zenith owl]

Kill burnt joker

[languid quest]

No

[zenith owl]

Yes

[paper coyote]

blyahhh

[zenith owl]

Me or burnt joker @paper coyote

[paper coyote]

uhh

uhhh

uhhhh

ok shawty in my head

i dont do no red

uhhh

uhhhhhhh

[languid quest]

1010

[paper coyote]

uhhhhhhh

[languid quest]

You are so awesome sauce

[jovial basin]

IM SO CLOSE

[paper coyote]

gwagwa

[meager nymph]

Frost Joker (rare): levels up every played hand, levels down every discarded hand (if the hand is lv 1 then level down a random hand)

[paper coyote]

:3

[languid quest]

Burglar

It's 3v1

[languid quest]

Nah

[zenith owl]

I love democracy

[paper coyote]

urge

[meager nymph]

guys guys

[zenith owl]

Invalid

[languid quest]

Guys click this button

Trust me guys

[meager nymph]

burgant

[meager nymph]

burglant joker

[vagrant bane]

Hrs cooked

[zenith owl]

Bro what

[vagrant bane]

I lost my run

[zenith owl]

Nah

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[paper coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/foxes-gif-24716743

[zenith owl]

What if there were no posts

All this is just in your head

[languid quest]

No

No wait

[zenith owl]

And you never played balatro

[languid quest]

No this can't be

No

NO

[zenith owl]

You are just dreaming

[languid quest]

I LOVE MY BALATRO

NO

IM NOT DREAMING

[meager nymph]

it is i

[languid quest]

NO NO

THIS CANT BE

[meager nymph]

blue print

[languid quest]

Bro

[meager nymph]

lol

[zenith owl]

Reality is rather cruel

[meager nymph]

idk why i did this

[paper coyote]

lue print

[zenith owl]

What if balatro was never a game

[meager nymph]

I guess i'm the best joker

[zenith owl]

It wa just in our heads

[zenith owl]

I am better

[meager nymph]

i'd copy it

[languid quest]

BFVG

[zenith owl]

You copy nothinges?

[languid quest]

Atleast TRY to get it centered...

[zenith owl]

How

@languid quest wake up

It's time for school

Jared

That's right

[paper coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-balatro-balatro-campfire-gif-14464951792538551743

[zenith owl]

I know your real name

Jared

[paper coyote]

jared

[zenith owl]

Yeah

His name is jared iceberg lettuce

[paper coyote]

hard

[zenith owl]

He lives in California

[meager nymph]

it is i blueprint v2

[paper coyote]

lue print

[zenith owl]

Wee blueprint?

[paper coyote]

uhh

[meager nymph]

copies all joker's abilities

[paper coyote]

hey man idk if you should be sayin this kinda stuff

[meager nymph]

including madness

including myself

including burnt

including burglar

[zenith owl]

Relax I am not actually doxxing him

[meager nymph]

including brainstorm

[zenith owl]

Take a chill pill

And stay with phill

[meager nymph]

I AM ALL OF YOU

[languid quest]

Wait, Burnt "Joker" is Evolving!

[paper coyote]

unga bunga

[zenith owl]

What if it's just a dream again

What if everything is just fiction to you

[frank furnace]

I bought balatro on google play. DO i have to buy it again for steam if i want to play it on pc also?

[zenith owl]

But you never reached anything

[zenith owl]

Ah yeah

[languid quest]

Burnt "Joker" is now Burnt Joker!

[frank furnace]

and, is tehre any way to sync progress between devices

[languid quest]

Na

Neither

[paper coyote]

gonk

[zenith owl]

They are separate stores

[frank furnace]

gee gee

[paper coyote]

guh

[zenith owl]

Can you tell me how did you buy it?

[paper coyote]

gink

[zenith owl]

How do you buy Balatro

[languid quest]

Wdym

[zenith owl]

Do you buy it from supermarket

[paper coyote]

credit card (reference)

[zenith owl]

Like groceries

[languid quest]

You spend 10 bucks and then you snort it

Because balatro is crack

[paper coyote]

blyahhhhh

[zenith owl]

Which section in supermarket is balatro in?

[languid quest]

Aisle 17

[paper coyote]

goobab

[zenith owl]

What is that

That's fruits and vegetables

Is balatro a fruit?

[languid quest]

It's the banana caled gros michel

Buy it and it'll say "You can now play as Balatro!"

[zenith owl]

It's gross

[opaque shard]

My favorite hobby is buying rentals in the shop then immediately selling them

[spare agate]

Gros Michel my beloved

[tight surge]

cards?

[zenith owl]

You are mad

[spare agate]

Something's gonna happen to you.

[zenith owl]

What is it

[paper coyote]

car

wawa

[spare agate]

Haven't planned it yet.

[spare agate]

🔫

[zenith owl]

Cool

[zenith owl]

I steal it

[tight surge]

swag

[spare agate]

🔪

[paper coyote]

goob

[zenith owl]

Ez steal

[spare agate]

⚔️

[zenith owl]

Just give up bro

You have nothing left

[spare agate]

Gros Michel my beloved

[zenith owl]

Not anymore it's mine

[spare agate]

Nuh uh

[zenith owl]

Give me your discards

Or you will regert it

[spare agate]

⏪

[meager nymph]

it is I blueprint v3

[zenith owl]

What is it

[paper coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979600145022849064/1334674872286183454/attachment-13.gif

[spare agate]

🖕

"regert"

[meager nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-blueprint-blueprint-joker-blueprint-balatro-gif-4660683019319863092

[spare agate]

I like my discards

They are very nice

[zenith owl]

I will use everything you gave me to cause you unimaginable pain and suffering

[errant veldt]

guys which one should i sell

[languid quest]

Gn guys I gtg sleep

[tight surge]

gn

[meager nymph]

gn guys i gtg sleep with him

[zenith owl]

Mail in rebate?

[errant veldt]

i need money tho

for rolling for oops

[meager nymph]

Interest hands?

[zenith owl]

You can get it from temperance

[errant veldt]

i have both reductions

so temp is like 8 rn

[spare agate]

How frivolous thy attempts may be. No matter, even as such. For I, have surpassed such sufferage. I am all that exists on this mortal plane. You are nothing but an insignificant, bored creature. I surpass all that exists, while you stay stuck in the past. You cannot harm a being like me.

[zenith owl]

YOUR PFP MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL@errant veldt

[errant veldt]

_M 😄

[spare agate]

Highly agreed ngl

[zenith owl]

Not reading allat

[spare agate]

🖕

[zenith owl]

Yo

[errant veldt]

D:

[spare agate]

Burglar

[zenith owl]

@hasty phoenix bro is using the finger

[errant veldt]

🫃

[spare agate]

You and me shalt ascend the mortal plane even further

Surpass all that exists within this server

Become one entity

Make all others meaningless, insignificant, frivolous creatures that bow to our very will.

[zenith owl]

Shut yo corny ahhh up

[tight surge]

has anyone seen ante 8

[errant veldt]

Present reality is not aligned with what was preordained

but

Do not paint me a believer of deities

Meaning exists without the divine

Meaning equates to truth

and

The only truth is that there is no truth

The dictation of perception belongs to us

and us alone

This does not mean that meaning fluctuates

from one conscience to another

Meaning is constant

Meaning equates to truth

and

The only truth is that there is no truth

A pursuit of freedom is in vain if one chases something

larger than themself

All things beyond conscience are fiction

True freedom does not exist in circumstance

It exists in thought

however

Neither is of more significance

For thought is circumstance

And circumstance to those unaltered

By existential disquiet is frightening

The only truth is that there is no truth

And that truth is parallel to our meaning

Existing without the divine

This is my only belief

One of verity

One of freedom

One of a menace

[meager nymph]

i can copy all of you guys

[spare agate]

You and me could conquer all that exists.

[zenith owl]

BRO

[meager nymph]

i can copy all of you guys

[zenith owl]

This turned into a a FRICKING PHILSOPHER CHAT

[spare agate]

dude

[tight surge]

is it real?

[spare agate]

Have you not??

It's so easy to get to

[zenith owl]

Nah it's a fake

[meager nymph]

this guy stole it

[zenith owl]

We all fake

[tight surge]

filler episode

[zenith owl]

Let me steal your heart

[meager nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[zenith owl]

No i mean literally stealing it

[spare agate]

QuackManx, everything in this reality is shaped to your very liking. None of us have existed past this point. Once you gain consiciousness, you will forget all that is us. Enjoy it while it lasts, as the time comes soon where all you know shall fade.

[zenith owl]

Like ripping it out

[meager nymph]

well i steal your heart cus you stole mine and i copy you

[spare agate]

It is but a figment of your imagination, ceaseless. Never to truly be discovered, QuackManx.

[zenith owl]

You cant rip out my heart

Weak

[meager nymph]

no don't you dare

no

don't go to the left

no please

[zenith owl]

Why

[spare agate]

Go to the left

[zenith owl]

There is a soul card to the left tho

[spare agate]

Defy his very orders, deify yourself

Lock him up and halt his ordeals

[meager nymph]

oooo yummy eats it

[errant veldt]

i wasnt paying attention

[spare agate]

They have endangered the human species as a whole, nothing to be.

[tight surge]

thanks.

[zenith owl]

Me neither

[meager nymph]

aksdf i feel smth

alskdjfa

[spare agate]

Have you not skipped a SINGLE blind?

[errant veldt]

yeah

bc thats how your supposed to play

shops equals more strength

unless its economy tag early

[tight surge]

tech is power!

[errant veldt]

thats all i really skip for

[paper coyote]

meow

[meager nymph]

ahhh

i feel much betterr

poly-print

adf

i'm evolving

[errant veldt]

wheel hit????

[spare agate]

Skelly hit

[meager nymph]

it is i neg-print

the best out of all

i even have the gold stake sticker/seal

[buoyant orbit]

Skibidi bugged

[errant veldt]

omg temperance

[meager nymph]

ooo another soul

yummy

[errant veldt]

i got trib

[languid quest]

Yummy

[errant veldt]

hey hey burnt why are you not asleep

[languid quest]

Btw I'm staying js a bit longer awake

[errant veldt]

no rations tommorow

[languid quest]

Pleaae

[meager nymph]

I am now at my best form

[languid quest]

Please sir may I have some rations

[errant veldt]

fine but half

[meager nymph]

uhh here's popcorn and soda

[languid quest]

Thnk you so much sir

Yummy

[meager nymph]

and icecream

[errant veldt]

and seltzer

[meager nymph]

whaa...

[slim fiber]

my fuckin banana dissapeared

[errant veldt]

extinct!

[languid quest]

Sir please can i play Balatro?

[meager nymph]

you were too gross for Gros Michael

[slim fiber]

damn

[zenith owl]

You know this server has all sorts of ages

[languid quest]

It's a meme lmao

[zenith owl]

You shouldn't post something like this

[languid quest]

Bro

[zenith owl]

I know but still

[languid quest]

I can say boobs normally

Why can't I say that

[zenith owl]

You can't say f words

But can say boobs

[languid quest]

Fuck

[errant veldt]

foobs

[red hamlet]

check out my boobies

[languid quest]

No I want tig bits

The bird

[red hamlet]

https://www.r-techwelding.co.uk/welding-equipment/tig-welder-consumables/tig-welder-filler-rods

tig bits

[languid quest]

No I want

Big

Tets

Hi googooner

[woeful moat]

Should i watch evangelion?

[jovial basin]

totally normal gameplay

[red hamlet]

Average modded run

[languid quest]

MERRY ANDY

HELLO

[dapper wing]

are 69 jokes still funny in the big 2025💔✊

[lavish zenith]

how do we feel abou- holy shit i was just about to comei n here and ask unironically

how do we feel about merry andy