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steep ridge
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maybe he has 40 steel cards how do you know

weary ermine
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bro I haven't even won a run yet

lapis latch
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No stell cards

weary ermine
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true

lapis latch
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He could make use of mime with shoot the moon

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He has card sharp

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If he gets a lot of queens shoot the moon would be great

round garnet
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does bro even have shoot the moon

lapis latch
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Oh

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Hm

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Right

weary ermine
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no

lapis latch
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No

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Ok

round garnet
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just let the man play the game

weary ermine
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I GOT A 13$ baron on ante 1 so i couldnty buy it

lapis latch
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Mb gang

lapis latch
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Especially considering you are using mime

weary ermine
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bruh I got 3k from a pair

round garnet
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early baron is hard to play ngl

lapis latch
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It is

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But

round garnet
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but its baron!!!!

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its the highscore card!!!!

lapis latch
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Something some good planets can fix

round garnet
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doubling score with your first planet is epic

gusty basin
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Punished

round garnet
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punished hard

gusty basin
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Scsry face aint doing anything

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Ugh

round garnet
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hes scaring bad boss blinds away

lapis latch
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You have to be really careful of early eternals

weary ermine
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wait the mime actually does sth

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repeats the raised fist

lapis latch
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Oh shi

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Right

round garnet
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ye it does

lapis latch
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It does that

red hamlet
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then again, it is plasma

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so it's pretty good actually

gusty basin
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Yea

red hamlet
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should've played league instead ngl

gusty basin
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Had midas+ sock and then i took sacry

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W golden ticket

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Switched to stone joker so

round garnet
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lookin like its gonna be a winstreak

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just unlocked green stake by beating red before this

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speedrunning red deck

gusty basin
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Nice

lapis latch
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I would start tweaking if i had that

gusty basin
lapis latch
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Insane

gusty basin
lapis latch
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Fr

gusty basin
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Like got 200 in 2 round

lapis latch
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Thats why golden ticket is peak

weary ermine
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small yippee i got green deck

lapis latch
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Better than rebate

gusty basin
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Rebate need deck fixing

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Golden ticket just need midas

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Its great

round garnet
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i can only use 2/5 hands for upgrading my scaling jokers

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this feels like shittt

gusty basin
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you need to choose, momey or mult haha

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Money***

round garnet
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i meant as i beat the blind too quickly

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this guy is the main culprit

gusty basin
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Even on high card

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Fk

round garnet
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yeah

gusty basin
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8

round garnet
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even when i put him leftmost

pastel river
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Trust

round garnet
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nu uh

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i wanna win too

untold lichen
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Can y'all suggest a rogue like game

round garnet
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have u played slay the spire

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i come from slay the spire

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fire game

royal estuary
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i can vouch

lapis latch
royal estuary
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sts is goated

untold lichen
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Thx

lapis latch
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Play tainted lost frfr

oblique isle
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Shotgun king: the final checkmate

lapis latch
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Shotgun king is also really good

oblique isle
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Ya know I buy exclusively roguelikes with only a few outliers and I can’t remember what o bought

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(Outliers are postal 2, stardew valley, and the telltale Wallace and gromit game)

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Can kill people then relax with postal 2

dry karma
oblique isle
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Credit card in pack trust trust

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Still don’t have onyx

red hamlet
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(also it's a roguelite cause it has the caves xdd)

oblique isle
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Not really

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I modded it to oblivion

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No longer find it fun

red hamlet
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elder valley: stardew scrolls

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so peak

oblique isle
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And yet I still didn’t get perfection

round garnet
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i wont have flat mult if i take blueprint but it would be funny thooo

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or i can sacrifice square man

red hamlet
oblique isle
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Who needs square

red hamlet
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how much square chips

round garnet
oblique isle
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Also move bus before banana if you sell square

red hamlet
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and how much is bus

round garnet
red hamlet
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are your planets juiced?

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cause then you cen yeet square boi

round garnet
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yeah its not juiced

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ill just play it safe

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i can already score the win

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rip blueprint

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my winstreak has to go on

oblique isle
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Move bus before banana and get blueprint for like a bajillion

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Trust

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Trust!!!

round garnet
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nah im just speedrunning win

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  • i dont like endless
oblique isle
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Nuh uh!

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Yeah fair I don’t like endless either

round garnet
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i trolled hard by not telling i have telescope

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i can already win thoooooo

red hamlet
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endless boring as shit

round garnet
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watch as i beat black stake first try

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this is what watching BU does to u

red hamlet
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like wow, i wonder how far my build is going to go (non exponential or big scaling so i'm dead ante 11/12/13

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oh wow what a surprise

round garnet
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i already did one highscore run and im satisfied

round garnet
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i just wanna complete the game rn

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died early game searching for three of a kind for the joker

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ts pmo

oblique isle
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Whenever I take duo or trio (or both) the needle kills me if it shows up somehow

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Happened 2 days ago and then another approximately a year ago in 8 days

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Bet you can guess the reason for the gap

round garnet
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no i cant

oblique isle
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Got duo and trio and then died to ante 2 needle

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Couldn’t stand it after that so I needed about 10 months

red hamlet
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so peak

oblique isle
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I’d rather die

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I say that for a lot

red hamlet
oblique isle
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Ok

strong rose
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gald

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gald deck

leaden sky
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finally won a game

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in the end everything is diamond

round garnet
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must be pareidoia + funny mask

finite phoenix
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but normal +mult and couple of Xmult jokers is quite boring in endless

strong rose
leaden sky
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any point to go into endless mode?

swift trellis
red hamlet
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and htat's it

swift trellis
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justs seeing how far you can get

red hamlet
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voucher*

leaden sky
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also why people say obelisk is good

red hamlet
leaden sky
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its so restrictive

swift trellis
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no

red hamlet
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it doesn't play like other jokers, but it's goated

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early you juice it playing pairs/two pairs and hten you swap to something else

swift trellis
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you can only take advantage of obelisk so many times before you catch up and its horrible earlygame since youve only played your most played hands a few times

red hamlet
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it's nto an early game joker

swift trellis
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thats funny because I KEEP GETTING OBELISK IN LIKE ANTE 2

red hamlet
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and that's fine

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you can watch any of roffle's or balatro university's videos using it

swift trellis
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i watch roffle all the time

magic swan
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hey folks

slim junco
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... so according to what I heard... did LoL rip off balatro?

red hamlet
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did lol rip off balatro by adding poker

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no, balatro ripped off poker

magic swan
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no, poker copied balatro

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the game is so good, they made a real table game out of it

red hamlet
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it's so peak tho

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only thing that sucks is having to play normal gamemodes to unlock sigils to get the harder difficulties

slim junco
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Oh wait it's just balatro mixed with inscryption.

red hamlet
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if there's something to hate about balatro is that now people can't make games that include poker as a mechanic

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cause it'll jsut be "wow balatro rip ofF"

red hamlet
dusk ferry
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guys is this really rare if so whats the chance of getting this im new to poker only play this game for 4,5 time

red hamlet
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can be rare

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but can be made not that rare

lost wasp
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Hello where is multiplayer mod to download

red hamlet
steep ridge
red hamlet
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unprivate your steam dawg

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let's see those dead games

steep ridge
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1/10 rage bait

weak turtle
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damn i didn't realise i was a coiner

blissful crescent
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Also nah it just a straight flush

leaden sky
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hold on, obelisk resets even when u have 2 poker hand sharing ur highest play count?

cloud ocean
leaden sky
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what utter garbage

cloud ocean
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except the first 2-3 rounds ig

blissful crescent
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I was playing a rando where I didn't have many jokers

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So it was kinda useful

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Oh and exactly what you said the first few rounds

solar portal
blissful crescent
solar portal
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im talking abt obelisk not stencil

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it's genuinely very good just gotta play around it

blissful crescent
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I was referring to obelisk

turbid ermine
blissful crescent
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Ig it could be good if your goal is only ante 8

blissful crescent
turbid ermine
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this shit is unfair how i only get this stuff on white stake

blissful crescent
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Burgler would go hard here

turbid ermine
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about that

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i got one

finite shadow
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Hello gaming

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Joe Biden gaming

blissful crescent
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Ik its on the image

opal meteor
turbid ermine
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oh right

opal meteor
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thats why i didnt get it

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i was 272

turbid ermine
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12 dollars for just winning

finite shadow
faint hound
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Obelisk is the fastest scaling joker per round with no outside help btw

turbid ermine
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i have an idea

finite shadow
turbid ermine
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i got parediolia

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time to kill cards

finite shadow
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It’s 2025 fellas. If you say hate obelisk, it’s ok, just say you’re bad at balto among_us

turbid ermine
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i have no idea why obelisk is good and at this point im afraid to ask

finite shadow
finite shadow
turbid ermine
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but, how you not play your most played so easily

finite shadow
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Very easily when your Xmult is scaling so hard

red hamlet
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obelisk is peak when you're not super invested into a hand

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like if you're just using like a pair or two pair, a lot of pair/2pair jokers just work on other hands

finite shadow
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Of course timing is important, but say you’ve been ripping two pairs the whole game just cuz, and the fateful obelisk shows up. Simply do not play a two pair again and you won’t have to worry about Xmult for the rest of the game

red hamlet
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had a run where my most played hand was 2 pair with like 20 cause it's super easy to juice it
ante 3-4-ish i got obelisk and swapped to 3oak, juiced that shit to like 7x+

round garnet
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obelisk rules when u get it like ante 4 or 5

finite shadow
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Chigoat gets it

finite shadow
red hamlet
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it really is just a case of the right conditions

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same with shit like baron

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if you're too invested into 3oak aces, baron is just not a good pick

finite shadow
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Or super early. Cuz then you rip a million high cards/pairs until ante 4 or 5 and boom free winzo

red hamlet
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but ifg you're still inbetween or running a build that works with any card, it can be a peak pick

red hamlet
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HemiSalute YUP CHAMP

finite shadow
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Swag champ

red hamlet
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was juicing pants with two pairs

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and got an obelisk

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immediately swapped to full hausen

finite shadow
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I hate to say it chat, but getting brainstorm before creating a comfortable scoring pocket can actually throw your runjimbo_spin

jovial basin
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My luck is wild

red hamlet
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(mfw 1.5x 4 is just 6 and tha'ts fuck all)

jovial basin
finite shadow
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Ante 1 poly brainstorm realistically gives such little advantage and would certainly make the run much more difficult, especially down that much money

finite shadow
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You’d be trapped in econ hell, emotionally invested in a joker that can not help you get

red hamlet
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get more ankh copies

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ah wait

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right, not eternal so you can't funny

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😔

jovial basin
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Getting more is worthless lol

red hamlet
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do it anyways

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cause funny

jovial basin
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Have 3 rn

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Man it's gonna hurt to sell all these

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I got 5 soul cards this run

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Shits wild

dry karma
finite shadow
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@red hamlet negative tag from last night on me cell phone

red hamlet
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on ye cell phone ye say

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ain't that a good pull me chap

finite shadow
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Ripped an invis without selling out of my 4 other jokers cuz white stake. Hit the bloop. STILL threw the runCat_Cute

wide crane
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paradolia or photograph?

red hamlet
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photo

round garnet
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photo ofc

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eternal half joker gonna cook my run

red hamlet
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just play 3oak photochadding

rapid scroll
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Do I proc vampire more with this?

red hamlet
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no

rapid scroll
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Dang 😔

jovial basin
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Highest I've ever scored so far

round garnet
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good job

jovial basin
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White stake tho 😭😭😭

red hamlet
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you think people get naneinf and shit on gold stakes?

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nah

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people go for high score on white cause shit's easier

cunning plinth
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just hit two gold stickers on jokers i had none on in one run

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8 more jokers to go

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then i am free

leaden sky
solar portal
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play a shit ton of like pairs or high card

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then play other hands and watch it slowly climb to absurd levels of xmult

leaden sky
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how are u suppose to play through the early game with only pair and high card

solar portal
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you can just play pairs and high cards and finish with full houses

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also if you have good early game jokers like popcorn it shouldn't be THAT much of an issue

round garnet
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droll joker thinks hes part of the team 🙏 😭

solar portal
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hanging out with his big brother's friend group

round garnet
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id rather not have him chill in my jonkler slot

solar portal
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well too bad he's eternal a true ride or die

brave saddle
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eternal droll joker
takes
why is he here

round garnet
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without him i wouldnt be alive by now

brave saddle
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well
time for him to get a black sticker

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or higher

thin pilot
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blessed

round garnet
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he don deserve it

thin pilot
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dont forget to buy me as well

round garnet
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the two time i used u was fire

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that sounds kinda wrong

devout thunder
grim yew
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Seems like league of legends just made a copy of balatro in their client

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do we know if this is a collaboration?

thin pilot
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yah

devout thunder
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Doubt

thin pilot
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its fun

dusty seal
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my balatro save got corrupted or sum shit i just lost all my checker stickers 💔

thin pilot
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shi

pallid sapphire
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rip accidentally nuked my nebula run taking a greedy hex

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it hit the eternal constellation instead of the stencil

thin pilot
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its joever

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next time

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hit obelisk

rain vessel
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jonkler

red hamlet
leaden sky
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is square joker good? feels like its way too slow

red hamlet
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bros will see poker and go "that's balatro"

pallid sapphire
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it's serviceable but generally ass

pallid sapphire
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it's not too bad if it's foil

red hamlet
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or if your planets are lacking

rain vessel
thin pilot
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racism towards ai

finite shadow
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For example:
Around now would be a stellar time to use obelisk.

red hamlet
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cause it's ai slop

thin pilot
rain vessel
thin pilot
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ah

finite shadow
thin pilot
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i see

finite shadow
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He has been waiting for his turn. Inshallah

red hamlet
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inshallah, he will grow big

finite shadow
wide crane
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do i sell juggler or scholar?

thin pilot
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bruh

wide crane
thin pilot
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scholar

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ofc

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ur gonna play face card first now

pallid sapphire
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scholar is so ass

red hamlet
thin pilot
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i would have sold both and got business card as well

red hamlet
thin pilot
rain vessel
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why is winning so damn hard

thin pilot
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Im starting to like chicot chat

thin pilot
red hamlet
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Krill issue

rain vessel
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all of em 💔

thin pilot
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nah bro lock in

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up to black its super easy

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after its abit harder

pallid sapphire
red hamlet
rain vessel
thin pilot
thin pilot
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just get obelisk bro dw

zenith owl
pallid sapphire
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jimbo time

zenith owl
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These impossible to buy jokers need to stop

rain vessel
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what is obelisk

pallid sapphire
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the impossible to buy jokers are just there to psych you out

zenith owl
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A trash can

radiant bough
red hamlet
rain vessel
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ohh

zenith owl
red hamlet
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Usually you pick it up in the mid-game if your build isn't fully set on a hand

pallid sapphire
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troubador for the painted deck experience

red hamlet
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Or can pivot

wide crane
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im losing this shit im so mad bro :((

thin pilot
pallid sapphire
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you get used to it

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take a break

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I only play like one or two runs a day

red hamlet
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Rocks with trousers, cause you can two pair spam the pivot into full houses

zenith owl
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Oh well

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A holo run?

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Just missing the holo

thin pilot
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lesssgo

brave saddle
thin pilot
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nooo :((((

red hamlet
thin pilot
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😥

west dragon
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mimimimimimimi

red hamlet
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The bnuuy

thin pilot
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locked in

west dragon
wide crane
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nvm im clutching

wide crane
west dragon
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he looks like he gets 12 hours of sleep

red hamlet
west dragon
pallid sapphire
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AFGGGHH I SHOULDN'T HAVE HEXED

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THE SALT

red hamlet
wanton monolith
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I think

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Yes

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?

red hamlet
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That or you have the Big DEI Virus

pallid sapphire
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have you fingered?

red hamlet
west dragon
red hamlet
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Bunny joker
Playing a pair creates 5 copies of the cards used for the pair

wanton monolith
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completely balanced

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Wait do you mean 5 copies of the planet card or 5 copies of the cards played

last finch
slim junco
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1 more win till plasma deck

hollow copper
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gz

magic swan
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you'll find alot

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my friend made it LMAO

wanton monolith
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You guys find fun to play a normal save? For me it's too boring not to have everything unlocked

magic swan
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progression

wanton monolith
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I mean, yeah, but starting a game from zero and then erasing all your progress when you lose isn't it? I guess my playstyle is more casual

last finch
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i like burnt joker though

wanton monolith
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probably good for level up pluto tbf

slim junco
red hamlet
wanton monolith
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Average balala enjoyer

brave saddle
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THIS IS THE WORST TIME TO GET A PERKEO OMFG

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+20 mult ig

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no jugment

round garnet
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ante 1 rocket

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we takin off wit this one

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incoming free win

brave saddle
round garnet
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u need scoring jokers asap

coral perch
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(I played a straight in the mouth and softlocked myself)

round garnet
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save it

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rip dna run

coral perch
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😢

round garnet
#

guess who showed up

brave saddle
coral perch
red hamlet
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balatro should come with a free set of thigh socks and a vial of estrogen imo

coral perch
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femboy^

glad oriole
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wearing thigh highs while playing balatro increases blood flow to the brain which increases your performance ingame

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its only fair that everyone gets some

round garnet
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^its true he tested it

coral perch
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the emperor looks like osama bin ladin

glad oriole
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:3

glad oriole
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idk how much that helps i havent tested

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(yet)

coral perch
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WHAT THE HELL

glad oriole
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:p

red hamlet
jovial basin
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Holy gg

coral perch
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or nevermind YOU will spend your life infront of a screen so you dont have to go outside nor defend yourself

vernal plinth
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when wheel hits polychrome on michel you know it'll go extinct at the end of next round..

forest star
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trib is so good 😭

red hamlet
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and i'm trans

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but ok man, sure

coral perch
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no suprise

glad oriole
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should’ve remembered that when i fought agony and tundra…

jovial basin
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Balatro is one of the games where i stopped sailing the high seas with a bottle of rum and actually bought the game

pine monolith
#

I would never be bothered to pirate a 10 euro game tbh

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Then again last time I pirated was a decade ago and that was abandonware that I couldn't get legally lmao

jovial basin
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I only buy games if i like them enough

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And some indie games

pine monolith
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Always thought that's kinda weird, it's like asking your money back after a movie you didn't like at the cinema

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Ah well you do you

jovial basin
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Since I have 10 gigabit fiber and have downloaded hundreds of games

red hamlet
stray mantle
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I'm going to crash out

pallid sapphire
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rip lol

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what challenge deck is that

stray mantle
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Double or nothing

red hamlet
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if i had a dollar for every time a photochad build dies to the plant, i'd be able to fund Balatro 2

pallid sapphire
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hell of a risk to do a card-oriented build in double or nothing

red hamlet
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nr.1 fan and didn't plant ahead

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imagine

stray mantle
round garnet
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purple seal is so peak 😭

pallid sapphire
red hamlet
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hope you got a 3rd consumeable slot

pallid sapphire
round garnet
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yeah i do have it

red hamlet
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o

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i wonder if someone laready made a mod that replaces the tarot cards with jojo stands

stray mantle
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The only way to save this is multiple hits on the lucky cards maybe it might not even be enough

zenith condor
stray mantle
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Wait I'm so stupud

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I'm actually the worst player

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Nvm

round garnet
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the plant takes another victim

round garnet
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anyways baron at home

stray mantle
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Changing enhancement doesn't debuff face cards against the plant

cloud pawn
#

Today is March 20th 👍👍

stray mantle
red hamlet
stray mantle
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And I can't throw away that face

languid quest
zenith condor
languid quest
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The steel

stray mantle
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BAHAHQHAHAHHAHA

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THE PLANT CAN KISS MY ASS

pallid sapphire
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ayo big W

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Lucky card and steel saved you I'm guessing

stray mantle
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Exactly

pallid sapphire
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Next make some glass just in case

strong ibex
#

Rare tag bs

elder fog
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whats better to have more of mimes or barons

round garnet
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if you're close to the boss just hold the glass in consumable slot and use on final hand

low hornet
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balala

cursive kernel
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my first ever good run

languid quest
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Guys

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Am I cool

elder fog
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cool as a cucumber

languid quest
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Nice

low hornet
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148/150 jokers

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havent seen any chicot🥲

stray mantle
languid quest
languid quest
round garnet
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i have all legendaries but still 139/150

pallid sapphire
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burnt joker my beloved

round garnet
#

chicot in painter deck = 3 joker slots

languid quest
pallid sapphire
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so it's just cruelty but with a bigger hand size and no worry of boss blinds

languid quest
#

Every joker is good

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HEISENBURGER

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HEISENBURGER

strong ibex
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Yeah

round garnet
languid quest
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Guys I got knocked out today

lyric steeple
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Y'all, I have like 45 hrs in the game, ive unlocked 12 out of 15 decks and reached the black difficulty in most decks. But my highest hand has only been like 1.4 million. Am I just dumb, or do you only have to follow certain joker setups to get higher scores. I try not to look at the meta setups and shit cus I wanna figure it out on my own lol

languid quest
round garnet
#

ok true and real

low hornet
#

lol

pallid sapphire
#

campfire is p2w

strong ibex
#

I remember winning once with a riff raff and a campfire on purple stake

round garnet
low hornet
#

yall dont know how to play OP xmults and it shows

hot pike
round garnet
#

if you know ur hand wont survive endless u usually dont continue it

languid quest
low hornet
pallid sapphire
#

subsisting off trying to pick up blue seals in standard packs sucks but is doable

round garnet
strong ibex
lyric steeple
#

Hmm

pallid sapphire
round garnet
#

and yeah if u want to go for highscores there are specific setups to go for

hot pike
languid quest
#

Wrong react

round garnet
#
  • plasma deck
low hornet
#

every rare joker OP

pallid sapphire
#

I'm indifferent to obelisk now but it's still annoying

languid quest
#

Baesbal

#

Bish Bosh

pallid sapphire
onyx depot
#

yall, what do i sell?

pallid sapphire
#

Pairs over high card, because you'll more likely find yourself in a tight spot having to play high card

hot pike
low hornet
strong ibex
low hornet
#

always trust the Xmult

pallid sapphire
#

hit the road can actually be pretty good

pallid sapphire
#

you should be able to get at least easy x2

low hornet
stray mantle
low hornet
#

afaik

#

or no

#

idk

pallid sapphire
#

inb4 canio

fallen lava
#

what should I replace to get Photograph? this is Black Deck Black stake :3

stray mantle
#

Chip jokers have fallen off by now in your run

pallid sapphire
#

(canio would be busted)

round garnet
#

i havent unlocked hit the road

pallid sapphire
round garnet
#

u really gonna kill his twin?

#

thats crazy bro

stray mantle
pallid sapphire
#

yes

strong ibex
#

Opinions on stone joker?

red hamlet
#

peak

round garnet
#

chip gaming

pallid sapphire
#

always shows up when I only have one stone card

fallen lava
#

ty for the answers. this is where I'm at now. hope I can get another mult

strong ibex
#

Same with lucky cat

round garnet
stray mantle
#

Rn

pallid sapphire
#

You would usually have a lot of lucky cards though

low hornet
pallid sapphire
#

It's harder to make lots of glass and lots of stone (the latter is a questionable move)

stray mantle
scarlet sorrel
#

any idea where i could get the versus mod? doesnt seem to be in thunderstore

onyx depot
#

yall, im in a pickle

#

what do i do

stray mantle
#

A better multiplicative option us good too

pallid sapphire
#

dump photochad and scale bus obviously

languid quest
#

Only your first face matters

sick hearth
languid quest
#

So paredolia is not rlly good

stray mantle
pallid sapphire
#

should've gotten canio instead of yorick

languid quest
pallid sapphire
#

the illusion of free choice

onyx depot
stray mantle
pallid sapphire
#

so sell scary face instead

#

surely you have a billion chips from planets now

low hornet
#

its obv duh

onyx depot
low hornet
#

these players

languid quest
pallid sapphire
#

pro graming time

round garnet
#

ante 10 bus will survive the next 10 antes

stray mantle
#

Especially with 3 discards

onyx depot
languid quest
#

You need to sell, para for the bus

onyx depot
languid quest
#

Otherwise it won't proc

stray mantle
languid quest
#

I believe

onyx depot
#

nah im jk

#

ima sell yorick

stray mantle
#

That yorick isn't going to scale far enough to be completely honest

#

Too late

languid quest
#

Kay but then won't ride the bus do jack shit then

pine pollen
#

Did they really update some more customized cards and not a bug fix?😑

languid quest
#

If you keep para

stray mantle
#

If he they had more discards that would be a diff story

low hornet
#

no

onyx depot
pallid sapphire
#

you know the bus is good when it's bussin'

stray mantle
low hornet
#

pareidoila and bus have secret interraction that will unlock secret achievement

stray mantle
#

They're too funny

pallid sapphire
#

succ and bussin

pine pollen
pallid sapphire
#

livable

onyx depot
languid quest
#

I played mobile for ages

stray mantle
onyx depot
#

i hate my life

languid quest
stray mantle
low hornet
languid quest
#

Gg bro

low hornet
#

if only you go for the bus

onyx depot
#

gg'

low hornet
#

you couldve won

onyx depot
round garnet
low hornet
#

we told you

stray mantle
stray mantle
onyx depot
languid quest
#

Cavendicks (No offense)

slim junco
#

"I'm going to make a baron king deck!"
The face in question:

magic swan
#

Midas + Pareidolia + Vampire

stray mantle
magic swan
#

it's just Madness

stray mantle
low hornet
stray mantle
#

Like

hot pike
languid quest
ruby tide
languid quest
round garnet
#

shortcut deck update

ruby tide
#

with checkered that is

languid quest
#

Thank you photochad

stray mantle
languid quest
#

You are also a chad

#

And thank you cavendish

low hornet
pine pollen
wraith wharf
#

Chat could you help me? Im dumb

languid quest
wraith wharf
#

Nope

languid quest
#

No

wraith wharf
#

Its a +mult joker

languid quest
#

Uhhh

#

Boot

#

Bootstraps

wraith wharf
#

Common

languid quest
#

Bull?

wraith wharf
#

This sh is hard man

languid quest
#

Balatrodle is bs sometmes

#

Uhh

#

Wait

magic swan
#

wait no

#

Fibonacci

glad oriole
stoic veldt
#

goodbye smiley face

languid quest
#

WAIT

#

Is it fortune teller

#

Common plus mult 6 dollars scaling

onyx depot
hollow copper
#

Been rolling for mime since ante 7, this is the fourth blueprint i have to skip

round garnet
#

i got it

languid quest
#

Is it fortune teller

round garnet
#

goodluck guys

compact violet
#

i hate my luck

round garnet
#

i aint spoling hell nah

languid quest
#

I tried helping other guy

#

I'm pretty sure it's fortune teller but idk

round garnet
#

nahh u sabotaged fr

stoic veldt
#

im pondering... sell off the showman to improve the lucky cat scaling with all 6s?

languid quest
#

Yes

hollow copper
#

yeah.. but nothin else is gonna help me rn

low hornet
glad oriole
#

esp with rental like

#

what are we doing

compact violet
#

well this is so much better smciota

stray mantle
round garnet
#

hes too locked in rn

#

on his 20th guess

stray mantle
#

Lmao

languid quest
#

Guys i did it myself

round garnet
#

its a good jonkler right

#

i'd be happy to see it most of the time

languid quest
#

It's alright

#

I love It in perkeo uns

#

Runs

round garnet
#

giving false hints to gatekeep balatrodle

languid quest
#

This isn't false

#

It is good uncommon

#

Fuck

#

Mb

round garnet
#

yeah but like the joker makes sooo much money

hollow copper
languid quest
#

Gg

languid quest
unborn kelp
#

My bals are atroing

languid quest
#

My balls are contorting

unborn kelp
#

Nice will I castrate u?

#

It's free ofc

#

Why do people always get quiet after I castrate them 😦

stray mantle
stoic veldt
#

i love oops all 6s, but this is goodbye...

wraith wharf
#

Sadge

unborn kelp
#

Ofc it's goodbye

languid quest
#

Alvicks want a hint

wraith wharf
#

Its because there are some jokers that do the same

stray mantle
wraith wharf
#

But arent

languid quest
wraith wharf
#

Absolutely

languid quest
#

I did it myself

wraith wharf
#

The hardest part about it was to find a 6 dollars common

languid quest
#

Domain expansion

round garnet
#

i feel so bad for this guy

languid quest
#

I typed un to find an uncommon and I realised im special so i guessed fortune teller and got it

wraith wharf
#

Im going to start playing Balatro in english, because like this I just cant visualize the names of the jokers

fringe pine
languid quest
#

Domain sexpansion

#

Autisim

wraith wharf
#

It was so much easier when I had Balatro open while doing the wordle

languid quest
#

local "localthunk " thunk

fringe pine
languid quest
#

Domain expansion

#

If you think that balatro isn't good you shall die

fringe pine
#

Domain Expansion: Balatro Missionary

#

spreading the work of jimbo

slim junco
spiral stirrup
#

guys how does e work

#

im dumb

pallid sapphire
#

e means 10^

#

so number e number is number x 10^(number)

#

a million is e6, a billion is e9

spiral stirrup
#

and the 19 at the end?

pallid sapphire
#

what

#

e19 is 10^19

hollow copper
#

e = 0

languid quest
#

wait so
i may be dumb but
does that mean that e means the amount of 0s at the end

pallid sapphire
#

yeah basically

languid quest
#

ok
thanks

spiral stirrup
#

so 2.500e19 for example is?

#

whats the 2.500 or 2.056 or whatevs

pallid sapphire
#

2.5 * 10^(19)

#

enter it into google calculator

spiral stirrup
pallid sapphire
#

I don't think we even have words for stuff past decillion

languid quest
#

My favourite number is quattorseptagintillion

spiral stirrup
languid quest
#

i butchered that horribly

spiral stirrup
#

i mean multiplied by the same number 10 times

languid quest
#

thats just x^10

pallid sapphire
candid prism
#

Nat negative on a high score run, just gotta hope I hit the baron soon

pallid sapphire
languid quest
#

wdym i meant like X as in a number ^10

drifting ginkgo
#

Pretty good start i guess XD

pallid sapphire
#

Which is wrong cause its 10 times itself x times

grand dune
pallid sapphire
#

Kinda

spiral stirrup
#

i mean

#

yk

#

im not from england or us so im struggling to make myself undestandable

pallid sapphire
karmic iris
#

can lucky and bonus be combined?

pallid sapphire
#

Elaborate

karmic iris
#

needle is about to screw me

karmic iris
pallid sapphire
#

No

karmic iris
#

alr

#

i might be cooked chat

pallid sapphire
#

You may mix bonus and lucky cards in your hand, but a single card can only have one enhancement at a time

karmic iris
#

im very upset

pallid sapphire
#

Were you relying on card sharp

karmic iris
#

sorta

#

i was getting some points just not a lot

pallid sapphire
#

Big rips lol, would have appreciated a burglar

karmic iris
#

i wonder if i’d be better off making one of them a lucky card

twilit compass
#

had a pretty nice trib run going on just to get ruined by plant in like ante 5 😭

radiant sleet
karmic iris
#

we need a joker called “mandela effect” that gains x0.5 mult when a lucky card is converted to bonus

sour peak
#

I have never NOT EVER been able to get such a perfect run again

oblique isle
#

Seltzer hard carried

sour peak
radiant sleet
pallid sapphire
sour peak
radiant sleet
twilit compass
sour peak
radiant sleet
pallid sapphire
sharp crystal
sharp crystal
#

How’s my run looking?

sour peak
pallid sapphire
#

I must jonkle

sharp crystal
#

Baalatro

sour peak
sharp crystal
sour peak
karmic iris
sour peak
#

Dawg I’m eating a panini I don’t think I can goon

sharp crystal
#

Yea you can

sharp crystal
#

Use your knoggun

scenic heath
#

im playing a cracked seed rn

grand dune
coral perch
fringe pine
grand dune
oblique isle
coral perch
#

i need help with ante 7

#

i always lose at ante 7

fringe pine
#

you should go with showman in hopes for another lucky cat or flashcard

sour peak
oblique isle
#

I think it’d be really funny for riff raff to have an unlisted chance to spawn uncommons, rares and legendaries at an exponentially rarer chance

fringe pine
#

its good for starting out but for later ante's its buns

coral perch
grand dune
#

What order should these Jokers be?

fringe pine
#

oh ok, then I dont blame u

fringe pine
#

try that

grand dune
#

Okok

nova spindle
#

How do I take this seed further to potentially winning.

Glass + photo chad and level up high cards?

compact violet
#

no joker slots left NOOOOOO

karmic iris
karmic iris
nova spindle
errant trench
#

do you guys rerun if you can't 1 hand win ante 1 small bind?

oblique isle
fringe pine
compact violet
#

but win my first gold stake 🙂

round garnet
#

just play what the seed gives u, but double stencil is a position i have not been in

nova spindle
oblique isle
graceful holly
#

Balatro wont work on my cpu this sucks

#

(gpu died like an hour ago)

compact violet
oblique isle
#

(That was my fault I apologize)

obtuse barn
#

balalala

nova spindle
#

oh good seed.

round garnet
#

mega flat mult

#

what chad doin there 😭

#

i meant photo

nova spindle
oblique isle
round garnet
#

trueww

flat nymph
round garnet
#

chad triggers before shoot the moon so its kinda sad seeing it only mult the hand level

nova spindle
red hamlet
#

she ankhing on my stencil till i cut out

nova spindle
#

almost died to psychic... played pairs 😭