#🎙・server-chat
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bro I haven't even won a run yet
No stell cards
true
He could make use of mime with shoot the moon
He has card sharp
If he gets a lot of queens shoot the moon would be great
does bro even have shoot the moon
no
just let the man play the game
I GOT A 13$ baron on ante 1 so i couldnty buy it
Mb gang
Thats the most painful shi i ever heard 😭
Especially considering you are using mime
bruh I got 3k from a pair
early baron is hard to play ngl
Something some good planets can fix
doubling score with your first planet is epic
Punished
punished hard
hes scaring bad boss blinds away
You have to be really careful of early eternals
ye it does
It does that
you'd never catch me takin an eternal face
then again, it is plasma
so it's pretty good actually
should've played league instead ngl
lookin like its gonna be a winstreak
just unlocked green stake by beating red before this
speedrunning red deck
Nice
Midas sock golden ticket
I would start tweaking if i had that
Yeah
Insane
Its so much money
Fr
Like got 200 in 2 round
Thats why golden ticket is peak
small yippee i got green deck
Better than rebate
Congrats
Rebate need deck fixing
Golden ticket just need midas
Its great
Its so expensive right
you need to choose, momey or mult haha
Money***
yeah
8
even when i put him leftmost
Can y'all suggest a rogue like game
i can vouch
The binding of issac
sts is goated
Thx
Play tainted lost frfr
Peglin
Shotgun king: the final checkmate
Shotgun king is also really good
Ya know I buy exclusively roguelikes with only a few outliers and I can’t remember what o bought
(Outliers are postal 2, stardew valley, and the telltale Wallace and gromit game)
Can kill people then relax with postal 2
when you really think about it, stardew valley is a roguelike with the way you come on, do it and then you just forget it exists and make a new farm months down the line
(also it's a roguelite cause it has the caves xdd)
And yet I still didn’t get perfection
i wont have flat mult if i take blueprint but it would be funny thooo
or i can sacrifice square man
don't need it with that much mult
Who needs square
how much square chips
Also move bus before banana if you sell square
and how much is bus
yeah its not juiced
ill just play it safe
i can already score the win
rip blueprint
my winstreak has to go on
endless boring as shit
like wow, i wonder how far my build is going to go (non exponential or big scaling so i'm dead ante 11/12/13
oh wow what a surprise
i already did one highscore run and im satisfied
i just wanna complete the game rn
died early game searching for three of a kind for the joker
ts pmo
Whenever I take duo or trio (or both) the needle kills me if it shows up somehow
Happened 2 days ago and then another approximately a year ago in 8 days
Bet you can guess the reason for the gap
no i cant
Got duo and trio and then died to ante 2 needle
Couldn’t stand it after that so I needed about 10 months
you started playing league
so peak

Ok
must be pareidoia + funny mask
I normally take into endless if its a fun run
but normal +mult and couple of Xmult jokers is quite boring in endless
it is
any point to go into endless mode?
for fun, mostly
justs seeing how far you can get
voucher*
also why people say obelisk is good
cause it is
its so restrictive
no
it doesn't play like other jokers, but it's goated
early you juice it playing pairs/two pairs and hten you swap to something else
you can only take advantage of obelisk so many times before you catch up and its horrible earlygame since youve only played your most played hands a few times
it's nto an early game joker
thats funny because I KEEP GETTING OBELISK IN LIKE ANTE 2
and that's fine
you can watch any of roffle's or balatro university's videos using it
i watch roffle all the time
hey folks
... so according to what I heard... did LoL rip off balatro?

it's so peak tho
only thing that sucks is having to play normal gamemodes to unlock sigils to get the harder difficulties
Oh wait it's just balatro mixed with inscryption.
if there's something to hate about balatro is that now people can't make games that include poker as a mechanic
cause it'll jsut be "wow balatro rip ofF"
and if anything, slay the spire
guys is this really rare if so whats the chance of getting this im new to poker only play this game for 4,5 time
Hello where is multiplayer mod to download
league in 2025🥀
1/10 rage bait
damn i didn't realise i was a coiner
Stencil joker doing so much
Also nah it just a straight flush
hold on, obelisk resets even when u have 2 poker hand sharing ur highest play count?
how does someone even use this joker?
what utter garbage
except the first 2-3 rounds ig
I was playing a rando where I didn't have many jokers
So it was kinda useful
Oh and exactly what you said the first few rounds
one of the best jokers in the game but okay
For like winning a run?
im talking abt obelisk not stencil
it's genuinely very good just gotta play around it
I was referring to obelisk
Ig it could be good if your goal is only ante 8
Balling
this shit is unfair how i only get this stuff on white stake
Burgler would go hard here
real as fuck
Ik its on the image
nooo
oh right
12 dollars for just winning
Number is literally begging to grow bigger
i have an idea
Objective fact though
It’s 2025 fellas. If you say hate obelisk, it’s ok, just say you’re bad at balto 
i have no idea why obelisk is good and at this point im afraid to ask
Obie
Refer to above statement
but, how you not play your most played so easily
Very easily when your Xmult is scaling so hard
if you're using shit like 4/5oak then yeah, it's harder to pivot
obelisk is peak when you're not super invested into a hand
like if you're just using like a pair or two pair, a lot of pair/2pair jokers just work on other hands
Of course timing is important, but say you’ve been ripping two pairs the whole game just cuz, and the fateful obelisk shows up. Simply do not play a two pair again and you won’t have to worry about Xmult for the rest of the game
had a run where my most played hand was 2 pair with like 20 cause it's super easy to juice it
ante 3-4-ish i got obelisk and swapped to 3oak, juiced that shit to like 7x+
obelisk rules when u get it like ante 4 or 5
Chigoat gets it
Bingo
it really is just a case of the right conditions
same with shit like baron
if you're too invested into 3oak aces, baron is just not a good pick
Or super early. Cuz then you rip a million high cards/pairs until ante 4 or 5 and boom free winzo
but ifg you're still inbetween or running a build that works with any card, it can be a peak pick
Certainly peak
YUP CHAMP
Swag champ
was juicing pants with two pairs
and got an obelisk
immediately swapped to full hausen
I hate to say it chat, but getting brainstorm before creating a comfortable scoring pocket can actually throw your run
My luck is wild
@ taht 1 guy who said he wants to execute his friend for losing ante 1 with a poly brainstorm
(mfw 1.5x 4 is just 6 and tha'ts fuck all)
My yorrick is at 7x, i wanna use my ankh but idk if I should use it on trebulet or yorrick
Ante 1 poly brainstorm realistically gives such little advantage and would certainly make the run much more difficult, especially down that much money
trib is gonna scale better
You’d be trapped in econ hell, emotionally invested in a joker that can not help you get
Getting more is worthless lol
Have 3 rn
Man it's gonna hurt to sell all these
I got 5 soul cards this run
Shits wild
@red hamlet negative tag from last night on me cell phone
Ripped an invis without selling out of my 4 other jokers cuz white stake. Hit the bloop. STILL threw the run
paradolia or photograph?
photo
just play 3oak photochadding
Do I proc vampire more with this?
no
Dang 😔
Highest I've ever scored so far
good job
White stake tho 😭😭😭
you think people get naneinf and shit on gold stakes?
nah
people go for high score on white cause shit's easier
just hit two gold stickers on jokers i had none on in one run
8 more jokers to go
then i am free
enlighten me how are u suppose to use it?
play a shit ton of like pairs or high card
then play other hands and watch it slowly climb to absurd levels of xmult
how are u suppose to play through the early game with only pair and high card
you can just play pairs and high cards and finish with full houses
also if you have good early game jokers like popcorn it shouldn't be THAT much of an issue
droll joker thinks hes part of the team 🙏 😭
he's just chilling
hanging out with his big brother's friend group
id rather not have him chill in my jonkler slot
well too bad he's eternal a true ride or die
eternal droll joker
takes
why is he here
without him i wouldnt be alive by now
blessed
he don deserve it
dont forget to buy me as well
Don't forget who got you to where you are now
Seems like league of legends just made a copy of balatro in their client
do we know if this is a collaboration?
yah
Doubt
its fun
my balatro save got corrupted or sum shit i just lost all my checker stickers 💔
shi
rip accidentally nuked my nebula run taking a greedy hex
it hit the eternal constellation instead of the stencil
jonkler
yeah, it's a collab between Riot and the Persians
is square joker good? feels like its way too slow
bros will see poker and go "that's balatro"
it's serviceable but generally ass
get this ai garbage outta here
it's not too bad if it's foil
it's alright scaling, pretty neat for plasma
or if your planets are lacking
i want to unsee this
why so mean gang 💔
racism towards ai
For example:
Around now would be a stellar time to use obelisk.
cause it's ai slop
YUPCHAMP
were u here last week with that argumen about ai
alright sigma
yes
ah
I have been holding this Obie at zero since ante 3
i see
He has been waiting for his turn. Inshallah
inshallah, he will grow big

do i sell juggler or scholar?
bruh

scholar is so ass
HELLO PEAKOT
i would have sold both and got business card as well


why is winning so damn hard
Im starting to like chicot chat
what stake
all of em 💔
i must say that's quite an erratic play
sure 🙏
mashallah 🙏
Ok
jimbo time
These impossible to buy jokers need to stop
what is obelisk
the impossible to buy jokers are just there to psych you out
A trash can
credit card in the buffoon pack
ohh
Nope
Usually you pick it up in the mid-game if your build isn't fully set on a hand
troubador for the painted deck experience
Or can pivot
im losing this shit im so mad bro :((
thats my name baby dont wear it off
Rocks with trousers, cause you can two pair spam the pivot into full houses
lesssgo
nooo :((((

😥
mimimimimimimi
Me if I was an emergency dog
locked in
the eepy sleepy
nvm im clutching
awww
he looks like he gets 12 hours of sleep
That is not a finger
Have you never seen a finger?
That or you have the Big DEI Virus
have you fingered?
completely balanced
Wait do you mean 5 copies of the planet card or 5 copies of the cards played
we need more balatro gifs
1 more win till plasma deck
gz
you can look up what is balatro on gif picker
you'll find alot
my friend made it LMAO
You guys find fun to play a normal save? For me it's too boring not to have everything unlocked
that's how roguelike game works, you start from zero
progression
I mean, yeah, but starting a game from zero and then erasing all your progress when you lose isn't it? I guess my playstyle is more casual
yeah but they kinda mid
i like burnt joker though
probably good for level up pluto tbf
Man i love 4 fingers
gg
High card, pair, two pair and 3oak
Average balala enjoyer
u need scoring jokers asap
(I played a straight in the mouth and softlocked myself)
😢
guess who showed up
funni
(im new and i dont know how to play the game i lose at ante 7 always)
balatro should come with a free set of thigh socks and a vial of estrogen imo
femboy^
i agree
wearing thigh highs while playing balatro increases blood flow to the brain which increases your performance ingame
its only fair that everyone gets some
^its true he tested it
the emperor looks like osama bin ladin
:3
even a vial of estrogen?
WHAT THE HELL
:p
estrogen gtets rid of that pesky testosterone that makes people angry so you can more calmly approach the situations you're presented with
Holy gg
whats the point of removing anger from your body
or nevermind YOU will spend your life infront of a screen so you dont have to go outside nor defend yourself
true true
when wheel hits polychrome on michel you know it'll go extinct at the end of next round..
trib is so good 😭
i live in the uk
and i'm trans
but ok man, sure
no suprise
anger is bad for the soul
should’ve remembered that when i fought agony and tundra…
Balatro is one of the games where i stopped sailing the high seas with a bottle of rum and actually bought the game
I would never be bothered to pirate a 10 euro game tbh
Then again last time I pirated was a decade ago and that was abandonware that I couldn't get legally 
Always thought that's kinda weird, it's like asking your money back after a movie you didn't like at the cinema
Ah well you do you
I've saved probably thousands
Since I have 10 gigabit fiber and have downloaded hundreds of games
and what's that supposed to mean
I'm going to crash out
Double or nothing
if i had a dollar for every time a photochad build dies to the plant, i'd be able to fund Balatro 2
hell of a risk to do a card-oriented build in double or nothing
I got that negative hanging chad and photograph for free so
purple seal is so peak 😭
very valid
hope you got a 3rd consumeable slot
best they can do is sun, moon, and world
yeah i do have it
triple hermit
o
i wonder if someone laready made a mod that replaces the tarot cards with jojo stands
The only way to save this is multiple hits on the lucky cards maybe it might not even be enough
tips?
the plant takes another victim
flush?
anyways baron at home
Changing enhancement doesn't debuff face cards against the plant
Today is March 20th 👍👍
Only 4 cards
face into enhanced face, so peak
And I can't throw away that face
Stellon
i see 5 brother
The steel
I still can't throw away my steel
BAHAHQHAHAHHAHA
THE PLANT CAN KISS MY ASS
Exactly
Next make some glass just in case
Rare tag bs
whats better to have more of mimes or barons
if you're close to the boss just hold the glass in consumable slot and use on final hand
balala
my first ever good run
cool as a cucumber
Nice
Absolute cinema
Yall are all cool ❤️
Awesome sauce
i have all legendaries but still 139/150
burnt joker my beloved
chicot in painter deck = 3 joker slots
Alright buddy
so it's just cruelty but with a bigger hand size and no worry of boss blinds
Yeah
Guys I got knocked out today
Y'all, I have like 45 hrs in the game, ive unlocked 12 out of 15 decks and reached the black difficulty in most decks. But my highest hand has only been like 1.4 million. Am I just dumb, or do you only have to follow certain joker setups to get higher scores. I try not to look at the meta setups and shit cus I wanna figure it out on my own lol
That's a campfire not a joker
ok true and real
campfire is p2w
I remember winning once with a riff raff and a campfire on purple stake
trying to win (ante 8) and going for highscores is pretty different
yall dont know how to play OP xmults and it shows
if you know ur hand wont survive endless u usually dont continue it
Different how?
those who hates campfire and obelisk absolutely still dont know how to play the game, change my mind
subsisting off trying to pick up blue seals in standard packs sucks but is doable
a lot of my runs i wont continue in endless because of this reason
Obelisk is just annoying to use
Hmm
hating obelisk is understandable, hating campfire is wild
and yeah if u want to go for highscores there are specific setups to go for
I never learnt how to pivot with obelisk 😦
Wrong react
- plasma deck
every rare joker OP
I'm indifferent to obelisk now but it's still annoying
play a bunch of pairs and that's basically setting your timer
yall, what do i sell?
Pairs over high card, because you'll more likely find yourself in a tight spot having to play high card
even hit the road ???!!
you're probably afraid of ur scoring
Sell ticket
always trust the Xmult
hit the road can actually be pretty good
you should be able to get at least easy x2
hit the road uncommon
Scary face
inb4 canio
what should I replace to get Photograph? this is Black Deck Black stake :3
Chip jokers have fallen off by now in your run
(canio would be busted)
i havent unlocked hit the road
Kill a holo
the half jokers are useless
One of those halfies
Blue
Yes.
yes
Opinions on stone joker?
peak
chip gaming
always shows up when I only have one stone card
ty for the answers. this is where I'm at now. hope I can get another mult
Real
Same with lucky cat
yeah but lucky cat i take
Your build is pretty good rm
Rn
You would usually have a lot of lucky cards though
does it consecutively gives 25 +chips every round?
It's harder to make lots of glass and lots of stone (the latter is a questionable move)
Focus on planetmaxxing and deckfixing
any idea where i could get the versus mod? doesnt seem to be in thunderstore
A better multiplicative option us good too
dump photochad and scale bus obviously
So paredolia is not rlly good
Scary face
should've gotten canio instead of yorick
Couldn't really choose could he
the illusion of free choice
but i sock and buskin will retrigger all of them of i dont sell it
If he tried harder he could.
Well sell scary
i can sell this
these players
No he will scale
pro graming time
ante 10 bus will survive the next 10 antes
Yeah you're not scaling that yorick 💔
Especially with 3 discards
i just got it
You need to sell, para for the bus
,
Otherwise it won't proc
And now you get 10 dollars!
I believe
ok i did
nah im jk
ima sell yorick
Kay but then won't ride the bus do jack shit then
Did they really update some more customized cards and not a bug fix?😑
If you keep para
If he they had more discards that would be a diff story
no
you know the bus is good when it's bussin'
Do NOT bugfix balatro.
pareidoila and bus have secret interraction that will unlock secret achievement
They're too funny
succ and bussin
Why?😑 The known mobile bugs are here for ages now😑
livable
Womp womp
I played mobile for ages
I've been playing mobile for months and the only annoying bug is the pc ui bug but like just restart your app 💔
i hate my life
Exactly just go to menu and back
LMAO
see
Gg bro
if only you go for the bus
gg'
you couldve won
fr
the plant takes another victim today lmaoo
we told you
Couldn't be me
What
ima gonna eat a bananatro
Cavendicks (No offense)
"I'm going to make a baron king deck!"
The face in question:
Midas + Pareidolia + Vampire
🔥
it's just Madness
Madness???
- splash🔥🔥🔥 = gg
Like
Sadly vencord doesn't let you super react
shortcut deck update
with checkered that is
Thank you photochad
I love this name
Yeah there are many😑
Not recording your Achievements and broken cloud service😑
Chat could you help me? Im dumb
Photo?
Nope
Its a +mult joker
Common
Bull?
This sh is hard man
lucky cat isnt even comparable to the other two
goodbye smiley face
reroll
Been rolling for mime since ante 7, this is the fourth blueprint i have to skip
i got it
Is it fortune teller
goodluck guys
i hate my luck
i aint spoling hell nah
nahh u sabotaged fr
sell your showman then
im pondering... sell off the showman to improve the lucky cat scaling with all 6s?
Yes
showman sux
yeah.. but nothin else is gonna help me rn
why would you skip for a bp☠️
well this is so much better 
Do you already have it
Lmao
Guys i did it myself
giving false hints to gatekeep balatrodle
yeah but like the joker makes sooo much money
gg
Gg
I get bull and bootstraps with this a ton
My bals are atroing
My balls are contorting
Nice will I castrate u?
It's free ofc
Why do people always get quiet after I castrate them 😦

i love oops all 6s, but this is goodbye...
Ofc it's goodbye
Alvicks want a hint
Its because there are some jokers that do the same
||it's got to be fortune teller right||
But arent
It is
I did it myself
The hardest part about it was to find a 6 dollars common
Domain expansion
i feel so bad for this guy
I typed un to find an uncommon and I realised im special so i guessed fortune teller and got it
Im going to start playing Balatro in english, because like this I just cant visualize the names of the jokers
Domain Expansion: naneinf build
It was so much easier when I had Balatro open while doing the wordle
"
" 
fortune teller?
e means 10^
so number e number is number x 10^(number)
a million is e6, a billion is e9
and the 19 at the end?
e = 0
wait so
i may be dumb but
does that mean that e means the amount of 0s at the end
yeah basically
ok
thanks
oh i see
I don't think we even have words for stuff past decillion
me when adcap (undecillion)
My favourite number is quattorseptagintillion
so e is basically the number before it x10?
i butchered that horribly
i mean multiplied by the same number 10 times
thats just x^10
Other way around
Nat negative on a high score run, just gotta hope I hit the baron soon
No, its 10 times itself however many times
wdym i meant like X as in a number ^10
Pretty good start i guess XD
Which is wrong cause its 10 times itself x times
Fellas... I think I'm about to reach peak here:
Kinda
oh so like lets take 19 x10 times itself for every number after it
i mean
yk
im not from england or us so im struggling to make myself undestandable
10^19 is 10x10x10x10 ... until there are nineteen 10s
can lucky and bonus be combined?
Elaborate
needle is about to screw me
if i have bonus cards can i use the lucky card tarot to make them both lucky and bonus
No
You may mix bonus and lucky cards in your hand, but a single card can only have one enhancement at a time
im very upset
Were you relying on card sharp
Big rips lol, would have appreciated a burglar
i wonder if i’d be better off making one of them a lucky card
had a pretty nice trib run going on just to get ruined by plant in like ante 5 😭
GGs
I got plant pre trib
we need a joker called “mandela effect” that gains x0.5 mult when a lucky card is converted to bonus
I have never NOT EVER been able to get such a perfect run again
Seltzer hard carried
It actually did
Schrödingers joker that only tells you what it does when you hold onto it for 3 rounds
Now get 100m in one hand
i like this
Did I not do that?
Yeah I tried a yellow deck today and cleaned shit up
it was looking like a really good run as well since it was a fairly early setup but got shafted
And it‘s flipped on its’s back until those rounds pass
See above @sour peak
Oh wait you did, the 100000k threw me off lol
How’s my run looking?
Is this Balala?
I must jonkle
Baalatro
Turn up your game sped I beg of you🙏🙏
Gooner comment
Huh
we take those
Dawg I’m eating a panini I don’t think I can goon
Yea you can
Use your knoggun
im playing a cracked seed rn
8 jokers and only that score..........
ayo, any of yall know about balatrodle?
https://www.balatrodle.com
Ecstasy awaits me
Riffraff carry
honestly cant judge you i cant even defeat ante 7
i need help with ante 7
i always lose at ante 7
first of all, the hand is doggy doo
you should go with showman in hopes for another lucky cat or flashcard
I think it’d be really funny for riff raff to have an unlisted chance to spawn uncommons, rares and legendaries at an exponentially rarer chance
plus abstract aint that good either
its good for starting out but for later ante's its buns
i honestly dont know if its bad or not i downloaded the game yesterday and i dont know how to play
oh ok, then I dont blame u
Okok
How do I take this seed further to potentially winning.
Glass + photo chad and level up high cards?
no joker slots left 
card sharp moment
Invisible the stencil
sell— oh.
I don't think I can rely on invisible actually coming.
do you guys rerun if you can't 1 hand win ante 1 small bind?
Next pack trust
I did the same fucking thing bro 😭
but win my first gold stake 🙂
just play what the seed gives u, but double stencil is a position i have not been in
i found a foil photo and a spaceman.. fine for now.
guess I will try for fixing deck and finding hanging chad
first for me as well lolll
Cognrhdhalaksjtoms!!! (That’s how you spell it)
RIP
(That was my fault I apologize)
balalala
oh good seed.
lucky cards are my flat mult, I love gambling
To put in the stencil
trueww
how'd you get the second cutout?
chad triggers before shoot the moon so its kinda sad seeing it only mult the hand level
ankh'd it
she ankhing on my stencil till i cut out
almost died to psychic... played pairs 😭