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[languid quest]

LMAO

I meant to click reply

Mb

[autumn breach]

nah what

[abstract parcel]

No worries.

[zenith owl]

Chicot and four fingers

Best jokers fr fr

[languid quest]

Guys who wants to Ecto burglar so he doesn't count as a joker

[abstract parcel]

Ok, Chicot, Four Fingers, I'll take Shortcut too...

[languid quest]

PLEASE

PLEASE

[zenith owl]

Stop being negative

[languid quest]

PLEASE DO PERKEO

[autumn breach]

perkeo would be man funny

[carmine river]

Five

[languid quest]

And jimbo

[carmine river]

Hundred

Chicots

[languid quest]

Five hundred Jimborettes

[zenith owl]

Why is it because he has drifted eyes?

[abstract parcel]

I feel like I'm missing something. I don't know how far in it'll go, so Fibonacci is going into the maybe pile (fun early game, not reliable after 100k).

[zenith owl]

What a bully

[daring dagger]

Never forget

[patent bramble]

holy moly

[autumn breach]

nah hes just a silly guy

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/myfatass-shitpost-gif-24708757

[autumn breach]

this is madness

[carmine river]

Tf 💔

[zenith owl]

He can't look straight

[carmine river]

Give me your seed

[languid quest]

Is he gay?

[random plover]

5 madnesses doesnt even cover the madness i feel

[zenith owl]

Idk

[candid mountain]

help what do i do

[languid quest]

Bro is not a roffle commenter

[languid quest]

Ankh me

🔥 🔥

[zenith owl]

Hex that shit

Hex will land on burnt joker

[daring dagger]

Cryptid on the king of hearts

[carmine river]

Abstract Joker 🔥

[zenith owl]

Burnt joker

Trust

[languid quest]

Whyd yu fucking listen to him

[carmine river]

I'd go Deja Vu rn

[autumn breach]

red seal the 8

[languid quest]

He's a idiot

[carmine river]

No he's burgler

[zenith owl]

Mods

[carmine river]

Get it right

[zenith owl]

Help me

[languid quest]

Lmao

[daring dagger]

Counterargument

Cryptid

[zenith owl]

I am being bullied to death

[languid quest]

Burglar is so petty

[zenith owl]

Please help

[carmine river]

True!!!

But red seals are broken

[languid quest]

Bro you said that you'd finger me

[unkempt sphinx]

dude if only i wasnt on red deck and had a bigger hand size

[carmine river]

And you can only get Reds from Deja Vu and some jokers iirc

[zenith owl]

Nah you did

[carmine river]

Unlike Cryptid

[unkempt sphinx]

Fuck sake its a flush five i just realized

[languid quest]

If only I had blueprint and 127 cryptids

[swift sail]

quit it with that shit

[unkempt sphinx]

i havent got it upgraded

[languid quest]

Proof

[carmine river]

It's not really hard to just death 2 cards

[autumn breach]

holy fuck

[zenith owl]

He called me idiot

Take his discards

[solemn elm]

😭

[swift sail]

you both get timeouts

[carmine river]

💔

[autumn breach]

fuckin killed em

[cerulean jetty]

why is it when i beat the deck on green stake it keeps saying i haven't and won't let me play black stake but it gave me the painted deck

[unkempt sphinx]

LOL??

dude

[cerulean jetty]

so confused

[carmine river]

Burnt reappearing to keep arguing

[unkempt sphinx]

my high card is lvl 1 yet i get 200m from it

would be so cool if i knew how this game worked

[solemn elm]

😭

[carmine river]

What Jokers you got

[swift sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-futurama-scruffy-gif-20750885

me, reappearing with the banhammer

[random plover]

when mods do their job

[carmine river]

Yeah don't worry you don't need to read

[unkempt sphinx]

its my deck

[carmine river]

No wonder dawg

[unkempt sphinx]

i have so many club steel kings

[autumn breach]

what the actual fuck is that

[unkempt sphinx]

what should i replace for this

[unkempt sphinx]

bro dont ask me

im new

i got no clue what a good deck is

[carmine river]

I guess smeared?

[unkempt sphinx]

rly

[carmine river]

Checkered Deck my beloved goat

[autumn breach]

smeared yea ig

[unkempt sphinx]

i have a lot of spades

so idk

still or nah

i have 5 discards tho

[carmine river]

It's fine bruh

[autumn breach]

most of your score js coming from the red steel kings

[unkempt sphinx]

yea

[autumn breach]

honestly just hunt for mime

[carmine river]

This yeah

[autumn breach]

or blueprint/brainstorm

[carmine river]

Beat off Arrowhead and Smeared

[autumn breach]

maybe rephrase

[carmine river]

Arrowhead doesn't work in that deck cause you're only gonna be using high card

And you're replacing smeared anyways

[carmine river]

Why

We're beating them off the build

[autumn breach]

yk yeah

[dusky oasis]

You just lost the game

[carmine river]

You'd preferably get Mime or BP Brainstorm like this fine bloke said

[carmine river]

If he has that goofy build he's probably already in Endless

Endless serves no purpose but for the fun of it

[autumn breach]

they said thry was new so idk if they even have mime unlocked

[unkempt sphinx]

yea

[carmine river]

You need to unlock Mime?

[unkempt sphinx]

if only i could find mime

[carmine river]

Wait do you have Mime unlocked yet

[unkempt sphinx]

is mime rare

[autumn breach]

oh wait they can get it

[carmine river]

Uncommon

[carmine river]

Good boy

[autumn breach]

mime is unlocked at start

[autumn breach]

💀

[unkempt sphinx]

is this specific to the card so a specific king of clubs

or is it every single card like that

[random plover]

its only the specific cards

[unkempt sphinx]

ok its specific

luckily

[carmine river]

Yes

[autumn breach]

pray you dont get planted

[dusky oasis]

The reliable luxhador:

[carmine river]

Oh boy!! I sure do love playing Balatro!!
The evil Plant:

[carmine river]

Nothing you can really replace rn sp

[grand dune]

Well well well...

[random plover]

the humble directors cut and retcon:

[carmine river]

Just get a certain voucher

[random plover]

canio my goat

[autumn breach]

guess we doing high card

[carmine river]

Burnt joker my beloved

[unkempt sphinx]

ok i won that

hand

[queen depot]

Chat, my fingers hurt, but i must play more balatro, what do i do?

[weak tangle]

i dont think anybody buys those pre ante 9

[random plover]

i do

[carmine river]

Why

I do

It's a voucher bro

[autumn breach]

bro i buy it almost instantly

[carmine river]

Once you find it you aren't seeing it again in the run

[autumn breach]

its a banger voucher

[unkempt sphinx]

i could no find mime

[carmine river]

Boss reroll is so good

[unkempt sphinx]

its over

[carmine river]

💔

[autumn breach]

god bless

[unkempt sphinx]

47b blind

💔

[random plover]

ripp

[weak tangle]

you can

[autumn breach]

you had an insane run

[carmine river]

I don't think you're gonna be at Ante 40ish

[weak tangle]

you only get truly boss fucked like once every 10 runs

[carmine river]

That's quite literally impossible iirc

[carmine river]

Yeah well you only get a good runs every 10 runs

[unkempt sphinx]

my favorite deck 💔

[weak tangle]

those two runs only meet one every 100 then

[carmine river]

Either way boss blinds are annoying asf for every deck

Literally why would you not get Retcon

[unkempt sphinx]

should i actually try getting bloodstone now

💀

[autumn breach]

honestly deck fixing would’ve made it bear perfect

[carmine river]

You were trying to get Bloodstone??

[autumn breach]

unlock checked

[weak tangle]

its probably just me who doesnt like cards that require certain hands

[carmine river]

Also yeah but only if you have Checkered

[unkempt sphinx]

i was but then ruined it from the start

[autumn breach]

its not that hard to go from there

[unkempt sphinx]

cuz i used world

[grand dune]

I lost the run

[carmine river]

Bruh

[weak tangle]

lke plant doesnt bother me because i never use baron

[carmine river]

Bruh

[carmine river]

No wonder bro

[grand dune]

I was supposed to be building for baron,

[unkempt sphinx]

that was my best run aswell

[weak tangle]

i hate the one where you cant play dupe hands

[unkempt sphinx]

although i got DNA past ante 8

it was so buns

[weak tangle]

idk what its called

[carmine river]

Needle :3

I think it's uhhh

Eye

Or something

[autumn breach]

needle is only 1 hand

[carmine river]

And you can't play dupe hands with 1 hand

So I mean

[autumn breach]

i mean true

[carmine river]

It's still a Card Sharper's worst enemy

[autumn breach]

card sharp is so fun for high card

i genuinely love it so much

[unkempt sphinx]

i have not seen a mime

ever

in all of my games

[carmine river]

Well you're new

And it's uncommon

Trust me my luck is worse.

[weak tangle]

anything that messes with my beloved card sharp can be banished

[carmine river]

Guys I think he likes Card Sharp

[weak tangle]

hack appears like twice an ante and mime appears like once in a gazillion years

[autumn breach]

speaking of mime baron

i got this run a few days ago

this is ante 1 big blind shop

[carmine river]

💔

Give me your semen

(Seed please)

[solemn elm]

???

lets not

[autumn breach]

yes sir

7SQ5XNTY

[carmine river]

Good boy

Alr time to insert this and play my favorite deck to get Baron (Abandoned)

[autumn breach]

abandoned is so fun, but i just love playing face cards too much

[weak tangle]

can baron even spawn when u have no face cards

kings

[carmine river]

Yeah

:3

[autumn breach]

i sure as hell can get trib on abandoned so surely baron can

[weak tangle]

this game really coded to piss you off

[carmine river]

I love how all of the scoring Legendaries all suck on Abandoned

Even if you get a lucky steel king from a standard pack

[weak tangle]

abandoned deck you kinda need to think a little bit

[carmine river]

Ew

[weak tangle]

checkered deck is better cuz its even more brainless

[carmine river]

💔

[carmine river]

SO TRUE BESTIE

[autumn breach]

i got perkeo on abandoned and got such a dumb run with straights

[weak tangle]

why is there no standard deck

or is red standard

[autumn breach]

red is essentially standard

[carmine river]

Red Deck is literally the standard one you have iirc

[autumn breach]

you start su to it

[carmine river]

It should've been Blue though

[weak tangle]

yeah blues just objectively better

cuz money 🤑🤑🤑

[autumn breach]

real

[past fox]

this is the second game in my life ive purchased on phone and steam

[unkempt sphinx]

ok well i got sock and buskin

offbrand mime

wtf

[grand dune]

Anyone wanna guess what I'll be getting?

[daring dagger]

Interesting

[unkempt sphinx]

dude im getting millions in ante 4

wtf .

[grand dune]

I got a freaking Canio again, tho I'm building for baron

[unkempt sphinx]

oh my god

poly triboulet

[slim junco]

Guys the order of the jokers is also the order they use their abilities?

[unkempt sphinx]

yea

[slim junco]

So +mult first then Xmult?

[jovial basin]

is there a max number of soul cards per run?

[unkempt sphinx]

you should order it by + and then xmult

[slim junco]

I don’t know

[unkempt sphinx]

dont think so

[slim junco]

Thats what i said

[unkempt sphinx]

just depends how lucky you are

[unkempt sphinx]

yea

[slim junco]

Alr bet

Just lost one cuzz pf it

[unkempt sphinx]

oh my god

hanging chad with sock and buskin

and trib

Dawg

i need steel cards

[carmine river]

Good luck lmao

You'd preferably get a DNA right about now

[unkempt sphinx]

ante 10 and i still dont have one

i cant find one

or a minme

or fuicking anything

[jovial basin]

my luck

[flat nymph]

chicot 🤮

[unkempt sphinx]

this is so lost

i cant get a dna

is this even worth it

Yea no

ante 11 im going insane

no mime no dna no NOTHING

[gloomy yoke]

maybe mime and dna was just the friends we made along the way

[true ridge]

I dont need friends

I need mime and dna

[fallow sail]

mood

[gloomy yoke]

want*

[unkempt sphinx]

can you even get more than one soul in a single pack

[fallow sail]

i think so if youve got showman

[unkempt sphinx]

Wow

Ante 1 small blind smeared

maybe i can finally win black stake

[proper plank]

Game thought it was real funny with this one

[unkempt sphinx]

what even are those icons

other than the eternal one

[copper monolith]

To be fair, it's pretty funny

[fallow sail]

perishable

[unkempt sphinx]

What

[fallow sail]

gets debuffed after 5 rounds

[copper monolith]

Debuffed after 5 rounds

[fallow sail]

jinx

[unkempt sphinx]

oh

[proper plank]

It stops working after 5 rounds

This was like round 3 shop lol

[copper monolith]

Jinx you owe me.. uh... uh.... I dunno

[unkempt sphinx]

its ante 2 dude

💀

Ignore that

[lavish zenith]

deck idea:
house deck
big blind can be replayed once every ante
-20% max interest per round

[fallow sail]

i owe you a diet cola lol

[unkempt sphinx]

do i risk it

[copper monolith]

Yes

[proper plank]

Gamblers intuition says yes

[copper monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[unkempt sphinx]

Oh my god bro its an 8 ball

r we fucking

eternal 8 ball with polychrome

:sk

[proper plank]

Skip tag strikes again

[unkempt sphinx]

Ok

Im not getting ts

[proper plank]

You must learn that those never give you good cards

[unkempt sphinx]

they should man

[proper plank]

They just give you bottom of the barrel trash

[unkempt sphinx]

im actually gonna lose bruh

nvm

[past root]

Better question, kill runner definitely right?

What gets dumped for blueprint

It's at +270

[unkempt sphinx]

wow this is good

[patent bramble]

the runner or the bus

[tidal ferry]

Yes

Take it

No balls

[patent bramble]

temperance value

[unkempt sphinx]

is contellation good

for this

[tidal ferry]

2 tribs is super hot

[tidal ferry]

Np

No

[ionic remnant]

modded spectral card idea: The Dunce
creates 1 copy of last used spectral card (The Dunce not included)

basically The Fool but for spectral cards

it might be better to have it be last used spectral card actually

[tidal ferry]

Ah yes let's break perkeo even more

[ionic remnant]

how would it break even more

consider that if you use a cryptid, all your dunces are on cryptid, so if you multiply it a bunch, you're essentially just having a bunch of cryptids

it doesnt break any further if im thinking of this right

[unkempt sphinx]

I love the ox with $100

Fk

forgot to look

cooked

so close to plasma deck

[fallow sail]

u got dis

[lusty loom]

@proven mirage

[unkempt sphinx]

well this turned into my best game

somehow

even with how bad it was going

Oh my god i got mime

now what do i remove for mime

[fallow sail]

trib

[unkempt sphinx]

are we deadass

[fallow sail]

idk dont listen to me

i dont wanna mess up ur game

[unkempt sphinx]

idk what to do

[proper plank]

Can i have ur luck pls

[unkempt sphinx]

trib seems normal but like

[proven mirage]

@lusty loom

[unkempt sphinx]

idk

[fallow sail]

hm

[lusty loom]

Yes?

[fallow sail]

dont take it

[unkempt sphinx]

i just realised

the one time i get mime i have no steel cards

theres 0 point in takign it

[fossil cloak]

ur playing like glass kings don't take mime

unless you want to repivot eveyr one of ur jokers

[unkempt sphinx]

💔

i finally got e11

my fisrt e

[fallow sail]

ur goated

[primal grove]

mmmm that hanging chad is eternal i'd probably not even bother with the mime but i'm honestly kinda stupid so be careful with my words

[unkempt sphinx]

not naneinf tho

[valid roost]

looks inside

[agile pawn]

mime wouldn't be worth it either way

[unkempt sphinx]

I jus want plasma deck mane

[fallow sail]

what stake u on

[serene crescent]

yall does the blank voucher actually do nothing

or is it just for like collection purposes

[fallow sail]

maybee

buy it and find out

[trail ginkgo]

This game is just dead set on avoiding the cards you need

Sometimes I feel like it just switches into the mode

[swift sail]

it does something eventually

[trail ginkgo]

4 or 5 discards later, nope

[serene crescent]

ooo what and when

[fallow sail]

10 times i think

[swift sail]

after you buy it enough times it unlocks the next level voucher which gives one more joker slot

[serene crescent]

ooooooo

[ionic remnant]

dont spoil the surprise :((

[fallow sail]

smh

[swift sail]

The game is over a year old the wiki is complete I think it’s okay to answer when asked specifically

[trail ginkgo]

You finally get a good joker setup guess what you ain’t getting any fucking cards

[unkempt sphinx]

how is this my best run with 1 steel card

[trail ginkgo]

Sorry, rant over, still love this game

[unkempt sphinx]

this deck is so bad

alr its lost

[unkempt sphinx]

wtf is that loadout

[spare agate]

Yall is this good for 11.1 hours into the game

[fallow sail]

yes

[past fox]

kinda

[cedar flame]

Bruh I'm sorry, but no

[fallow sail]

its fine everyone goes at their own pace

[cedar flame]

Yea true

[spare agate]

So yes kinda or no

[fallow sail]

i have 140+ hours and havent gotten over a few billion

[past fox]

kinda leaning no

[spare agate]

damn

[fallow sail]

LOL

[cedar flame]

.

[spare agate]

billions is crazy

[past fox]

4 hours in i hit 130m

[spare agate]

DAMN

Idk why but I'm stuck

[valid roost]

i hit 300m cheevo on the prepatch tutorial seed

[low sphinx]

also heavily depends on if you've gotten a lot of help or if you play on your own

[past fox]

AND THEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT MULTIPLIER MULT CARDS

[cedar flame]

I hit e14 in 3 hrs

[spare agate]

The photo I sent was my best run, second best was ante 10 with only best hand being 100k

[valid roost]

second save

[spare agate]

on own

[spare agate]

e14 is wild

[past fox]

i thought those were adding 2 not MULTIPLIYING BY 2

[past fox]

not rlly no

[spare agate]

for 3 hours in

[cedar flame]

Bruh but 3 hrs

[past fox]

baron + dna + blueprint + ballot gets u that

oh yea 3 hours yea

[low sphinx]

i'd be inclined to say yes just because everyone learns this game at their own pace. if you can ask yourself "am i having fun?" and the answer is yes, then you're doing nothing wrong :)

[spare agate]

I'm having lots of fun

[cedar flame]

Solid take

[past fox]

best take

[pallid marten]

How baller is this

[spare agate]

Also I swear I had more than 11.1 hours tho idk if it's a glitch or not tho

[fallow sail]

what the fuck

did you make that

[spare agate]

Took 20 hours from black myth wukong

[spare agate]

This is sick

[cedar flame]

That is actually beautiful

[past fox]

they are printing that?

[pallid marten]

Kinda

[past fox]

where

[fallow sail]

i need deeets

[pallid marten]

I own all 150 jokers all tarot cards all spectral etc

[low sphinx]

wooah 💙

[past fox]

did u get those printed yourself?

[pallid marten]

So you can buy em on eBay

[cedar flame]

How do I get those?

[pallid marten]

Lemme link it

[fallow sail]

whaa

plz

[cedar flame]

So cool

[pallid marten]

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/176453382142

It’s pricey

But it’s worth

[cedar flame]

Wait I got a challenge for you

[pallid marten]

Sure

[serene crescent]

thats tuff

[pallid marten]

Balatro irl goes crazy

[cedar flame]

Build the best loadout irl

[pallid marten]

Lmao

I could

[past fox]

yk, ik someone who owns a printing shop, i wonder how many total possible unique cards could be there

[cedar flame]

Do it

[past fox]

and print em myself

[fallow sail]

u mean with all the editions?

[past fox]

yep

[cedar flame]

Like build a loadout and send a photo

[fallow sail]

600 jokers

[pallid marten]

Alright will do

[fallow sail]

piggles about to play balatro irl

[past fox]

except decks

cuz that would be a crazy mult

[cedar flame]

And all of those jokers are shiny

If you see closely

[past fox]

and stone, thats just 1 type of a card

[cedar flame]

Does that mean they are holo or polichrome?

That would go crazy in the build

[past fox]

so 53 cards (deck + stone)
7 Enchancements
5 Editions
4 Seals

since stone is basically its own card

7,420 possible total CARDS

[fallow sail]

are you counting all 15 decks

[past fox]

150 x 5 for all jokers

[past fox]

nope

as i said, too high of a mult

[fallow sail]

naneinf possible total cards

[past fox]

nah, 111,300 total deck cards

well, -stone

since that's same in all decks

[cedar flame]

Balatro is basically algebra homework bruh

[past fox]

wait my math is wrong

[fallow sail]

if 202 cards costs $79 on ebay, you could sell 111,300 for $280,000

nice business

[pallid marten]

Not optimal but I love this combo

[fallow sail]

thats a good combo

[cedar flame]

Yea it's nice

[cedar flame]

Do you have cavendish?

[pallid marten]

Match made in heaven

[pallid marten]

Yeah

I have all 150

[fallow sail]

cut the photo

[pallid marten]

I could

And I might

[past fox]

(52 cards * 7 Enhancements (-Stone) * 4 Editions * 4 Seals * 15 Decks) + (Stone * 4 Ed * 4 S )
(52 * 7 * 4* 4 * 15)+(1 * 4 * 4)

[fallow sail]

and rip the half joker lol

[cedar flame]

Can you please Build around cavendish?

[fallow sail]

what does the wee joker look like

[solemn elm]

...?

[pallid marten]

That’s hard because cavendish doesn’t scale well into later antes

[solemn elm]

you cant get negative playing cards

[cedar flame]

Yea true

[pallid marten]

Anything really works with cavendish

[fallow sail]

invert the colors boom negative

[cedar flame]

What's your fav combo?

[pallid marten]

I’m more of a score in hand typa guy

So like photochad*

[past fox]

fr?

is it just for a mod?

[solemn elm]

its not just inverted

its a shader

[past fox]

87,376 total possible deck cards then lol

[cedar flame]

Mine's hanging chad, (the joker that retrigers face cards), palindrome(the name could be incorrect), and blueprint and brainstorm

I accidentally got it one time

[cedar flame]

You gotta burn gross Micheal irl

Gotta support the rules

Jk

[unkempt sphinx]

i was so close to losing 10 times in a row

i refuse to play endless on that

[past fox]

and since playing cards print at basically 110 cards/unique sheet

around 800 sheets lmfao, kinda doable if someone's rich enough for this shit

[slim junco]

326Z612Z

pretty good seed for red seal steel king hand. Able to get mime, baron, blue print, brainstorm within ante 7. Spectral deck

[past fox]

gg on deck unlock

[dusky oasis]

You just lost the game

[unkempt sphinx]

wtf 😭

fuck sake its canio

what even is that legendary its so ass

[past fox]

wym, pareidolia and glass cards, clone any glass card u get w DNA

you're set

or hanged man

with pareidolia

[unkempt sphinx]

i never get pareidolia

[glacial oxide]

Probably because paired with other cards it could be amazing

[unkempt sphinx]

maybe this will be the run

and itll be a good seed

[past fox]

even trading card

[glacial oxide]

Imagine getting 1x added every single round

With BP or something also

[past fox]

do you hate destroying cards lmao

full decks

[glacial oxide]

I had bp and mastermind and the card that destroyed a card and dupes it and adds it to hand

[past fox]

ahh

not hanged man for the useless cards ig

thats what i do

[glacial oxide]

Wait what do you mean I have a ton of missing cards in that deck

[slim junco]

💀

bros hacking

[unkempt sphinx]

little bit overkill

[low sphinx]

hehe. this is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

[glacial oxide]

If I was hacking I’d have seen an e in my score by now

I don’t even have a custom deck

[unkempt sphinx]

tad overkill

may i please get dna

[daring dagger]

I lowkey like this lineup

[round olive]

idk if this is good

[unkempt sphinx]

how rare is rare in balatro...

oh hell nah

e11 in ante 5

new pb??

[west locust]

5% odds

iirc

[unkempt sphinx]

grim

[brazen phoenix]

just beat black deck blue steak

last time i played balatro was like 3 weeks ago and i finished the run that past me started

i got a riff raff early on black deck and then got really scared i would fumble it but i won

thanks to an awesome brainstorm bloodstone photochad and a clutch director's cut to kill the plant

[unkempt sphinx]

do i even trade out anything for pareidolia here

[shy heart]

holy shit i got 4 fingers first try

[brazen phoenix]

no

just deck build

[brazen phoenix]

what is that Joker

that is pretty cool

[shy heart]

4 fingers

[brazen phoenix]

whats the texture pack

[shy heart]

its not finished yet

[umbral matrix]

Is there any way i can reset unlock all? I was just playing around and pressed the button, and all my achievments are locked now

[patent bramble]

[umbral matrix]

Im dying on the inside rn haha

[umbral matrix]

🙃🙃

[wise plaza]

does anyone else overuse Pluto?

[patent bramble]

nah

[unkempt sphinx]

wrong graph anyway but its still the same

out of my 59 wheel of fortunes i think about 5 have hit

and i still continue using it

[patent bramble]

good.

[unkempt sphinx]

when it hits its the best

[patent bramble]

trying to gold stake checkered deck recently

the only reason why jupiter is so high

[wise plaza]

4000 high cards, worth it

[unkempt sphinx]

id do the same but i cant ever get enough good cards to do that

i never get steel cards

my one run i got them i didnt get the right joker

[wise plaza]

High card has many uses not just when you have steel

[unkempt sphinx]

none ofmy layouts have warranted it

bro

[keen flint]

if your scoring is all in the jokers then usually high card is easier to play

[unkempt sphinx]

Wow

If only I got this not on ante 12

is it even worth swapping something out for it

[wise plaza]

Depends on your deck, there are better choices like anything that retriggers, what hands are you playing?

[unkempt sphinx]

five of a kind mostly

its pretty shit

i havent had any opportunities

[round olive]

WOO!!

[fallow sail]

lets gooo

[static stratus]

guys what do i do 😭

[fallow sail]

discard

[wise plaza]

You will lose 2x score to deck fix one card at a time, it's pretty slow unless you get brainstorm or blueprint

[static stratus]

constellation is at 2.6 but its not enough

[pallid sapphire]

ante 7 with even steven and odd todd and wrathful damn

[unkempt sphinx]

i dont have brainstorm

unlocked

[pallid sapphire]

I mean that is white stake

[neon wren]

what's deck view look like?

flush of another suit would be shy 15 mult is all

[pallid sapphire]

Just need even numbers in it

[shy heart]

[wise plaza]

Once your done with that game you should focus on unlocking brainstorm, if your lazy do checkered deck you'll only have two suits. The best jokers to unlock are invisible, blueprint and brainstorm all let you copy your best joker.

[fathom fjord]

I’m on the struggle bus rn considering I have to rely on guy on the right

[unkempt sphinx]

all of my jokers are just kind of stumbled across from doing weird stuff

[wise plaza]

Red card is risky unless your focusing on economy elsewhere

[unkempt sphinx]

i need to go out of my way to unlock them

[pallid sapphire]

I mean there's nothing wrong with that lol, acrobat even works with needle

red card kinda ass though cause you're not actually getting the value from booster packs if you wanna scale

[tough edge]

why doesn't this server have any vc's?

[pallid sapphire]

too hard to moderate

[tough edge]

acrobat is saving bros ass rn

[fathom fjord]

It really is

[pallid sapphire]

acrobat is fine, it'd just work better if that was bus or green joker or supernova

[tough edge]

bus is ass tho

idk how to use it

[wise plaza]

Red card your spending $8-16 for a max of 6 +mult, and often having to pass on good booster packs

[pallid sapphire]

what are you talking about, bus is awesome lmao

[tough edge]

how

[pallid sapphire]

just don't use face cards easy

just pump pairs for maximum scaling value and it builds up fast, similar to green joker and supernova

You can destroy your face cards or make them steel or gold or put blue seals or purple seals and they'll still be useful

[fathom fjord]

I got a sock next shop might pivot out if I can find some good mult

[wise plaza]

Until your out of numbers and aces, and no discards then you cry in a corner, still pretty easy if you start cutting face cards

[pallid sapphire]

if this actually happens that's a major major skill issue

[wise plaza]

Guess I've had skill issues, been caught with burglars and it early with a bad draw

[brazen phoenix]

abandoned deck win

[pallid sapphire]

ah burglar shenanigans

[wise plaza]

Burglar makes it quicker to scale but riskier to get caught

[pallid sapphire]

damn you must've drawn all your face cards in one hand, cause usually you can just put a face card or two with your pair to get rid of them

[wise plaza]

You don't need to draw them all immediately, just get no pairs and no ace to get rid of them

[pallid sapphire]

Still, burglar paired with a joker that can reset upon a given condition that might crop up unless you have discards, not the best judgment

[fathom fjord]

Welp my run died lol, but not before I got a bunch of hermits

[wise plaza]

Yep, skill issues...or gambling problems

[pallid sapphire]

either way, now you know, so better luck next time

[wise plaza]

Won't stop me doing it again

[pallid sapphire]

I did say better luck next time, not better judgment next time

[fathom fjord]

Time to cook

[dark bison]

I only can take one of theme
But which one ??????

Or did I sell DNA ?

[brazen phoenix]

sell chaos the clown

WHAT the russian version has different textures??

COOL

[dark bison]

Oh sorry, you didn't see that but I have 3$ so.... If I don't sell DNA i can't take both

[brazen phoenix]

wait no you're not playing in russian

oh wow

then take hanging chad i guess

or are you doing lucky cards?

[dark bison]

I'm a student.... I cracked it.... Sorry.........

[brazen phoenix]

COOL

[dark bison]

I'm ante 1 so I don't now but I can

[brazen phoenix]

i think hanging chad is better in general

[dark bison]

Hope I havin a photograph I guess

Thanksss

You now what ? That's m'y last run on cracked version
I will buy the official game because it deserve my money it's to funny

[fathom fjord]

Is the burglar here bait

[dark bison]

I thinks it's a good way to scale

But the fact that he is eternal....

[pallid sapphire]

should be fine

inb4 no flower pot just kills you

probably bait, it's ante 5 anyway

[fathom fjord]

Well pot has been pretty nice thanks to splash

And leveling up Pluto/mercury

[dark bison]

Sorry but I just buy the game on mobile and can I change that to play like the PC version ?? With price and "use" button on the right of the card

[fallow sail]

i dont think so

[dark bison]

😦

[pallid sapphire]

well actually you can tap the cards weirdly and the little popups on the cards can appear

[fallow sail]

you get used to it

[pallid sapphire]

You just won't be able to undo them

[leaden nova]

mod ios please

[mossy compass]

Maybe dumb question but if I use brainstorm and get a new personal best score hand would count it my stats 😅 kinda new and if it does I'd rather save the time

[fallow sail]

yeah

[mossy compass]

Well that's good now I just gotta figure out how to get the mod to work ;-;

[opaque shard]

Btw

Wdym blueprint and brainstorm can copy sell jokers

Except invisible

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[fallen magnet]

Throwback joker was damn good

Almost broke 1 mil

[ancient plover]

Furthest I’ve gotten so far

[red hamlet]

Would've gotten further if you put card sharp at the end

So it multiplies all your flatmult

Joker order matters

[lavish zenith]

@fallen magnet just letting you know i had to block you because of your avatar thing. what the fuck is wrong with discord i hate this app

[waxen trail]

Not bad, yellow deck too

[charred gate]

jarvis, deploy 900 fartsniffers

[waxen trail]

I wish I could be better so I get other decks

"Jarvis, get the black deck"

[random plover]

you will get better and more consistent with more playtime

[stark heath]

i guess we doin baron now

[solid mason]

i can’t beat orange mode

on plasma deck

anyone got any tips?

[solemn sand]

Going for some joker unlocks with this Work also still do not know what mine does

[lavish zenith]

steel cards and gold cards

[solemn sand]

Ohhhhh so drop it for this

[mossy compass]

ty

[tranquil socket]

hihi! sorry if this is a silly question but is there such a thing as doing a review of someone else's run? i wouldn't say i'm a beginner anymore in terms of hours played but i still feel like i'm failing a lot of runs in the early-mid game and i'm having trouble pinning down exactly what decisions i'm making that are maybe less than optimal

[fallow sail]

you could record a run and post it, im sure someone would watch it and give advice

[sour peak]

Im actually so angry I lost this run

[sour peak]

I lost bc Ancient Joker Sold and wanted the suit that was banned that round

Im so pissed

[lavish zenith]

i would watch your run and give you advice

but no ive never heard of anyone doing such a thing

[tranquil socket]

omg really!! i don't have anything right now but i'll let you know when i play again

[solid mason]

how the gell did u lose it

can someone help me beat orange mode

on plasma deck

[sour peak]

Read a bit further

[agile pawn]

she just explained how

[solid mason]

i can’t beat it

[tranquil socket]

yeah i thought it would be a long shot since i imagine it would be very time consuming

[sour peak]

Yeah like come on

[solid mason]

guys

[agile pawn]

literally the message below actually

[sour peak]

Exactly how do you miss that

[solid mason]

how do i beat this blind

[sour peak]

With a flush idk

[solid mason]

it is perishable mode

[lavish zenith]

try full houses

[sour peak]

Why the fuck are you playing perishable mode

[solid mason]

because i beat the game

multiple times

also telephone card is horrible

[agile pawn]

with a flush

[solid mason]

but what else

I tried that

and i failed

multiple times

[agile pawn]

what are you having trouble with

[past root]

Maybe stupid question, why don't I have all the deck customization options?

[ionic remnant]

u do

the only customization options are the friends of jimbo dlc's

if ur talking about different decks you have to unlock them

if you hover over the lock it'll tell you how to unlock them

[past root]

Yea I can't find like half of them, like vault tec

[ionic remnant]

o

hm

check if ur game's updated

[fallow sail]

each suit has different designs

[ionic remnant]

hmm

oh

well

[sour peak]

Hmm

[ionic remnant]

it would appear they don't have the new one on mobile

[sour peak]

What’s the new one?

[ionic remnant]

vault tech slay the princess critical rolee uhhhhh

[past root]

Painful truly

[ionic remnant]

a bunch of other ones

[fallow sail]

assassins creed

[sour peak]

Oh no those are on mobile

Wittman‘s just cooked

[past root]

Android tings

[fallow sail]

whaaa

[solemn sand]

Rich

[calm mural]

Not bad

[dark bison]

OH BOY

[rough spear]

YAYYY

[opaque shard]

Burglar was caught thieving stealing taking what's not his

[thin pilot]

noice

[hushed swallow]

GUYS WHAT DO I DO

[thin pilot]

what am i looking at

my eyes

ahh

[hushed swallow]

is it convenient if i sell a blueprint-brainstorn to afford 6's?

to activate bloodstone

but i also dont want to lose my baseball card synergy

[thin pilot]

trust ur gut

[unborn briar]

is that a texture pack or smth?

[thin pilot]

kinda ugly as well

[unborn briar]

the og textures are nice

[swift trellis]

its just a different artstyle, i wouldnt call it ugly

[thin pilot]

ur right

you have opened my eyes to appreciate new artstyle

[unborn briar]

the 6s look cooler imo

[thin pilot]

thank you.

[red hamlet]

YOOOOOOO

furry jimbo

https://tenor.com/view/peak-it's-peak-mid-it's-mid-shaking-head-gif-14930609437819582275

[hushed swallow]

based lotus mod

[thin pilot]

its a mod or texture pack now

[red hamlet]

same shit

[hushed swallow]

its a mod but just retextures cards lol

[thin pilot]

i see

[hushed swallow]

nah man

[red hamlet]

🙏 i use the harlequin one

[thin pilot]

i like base

base is fresh

[thin pilot]

harlequin obelisk where?

[frank silo]

Chat I'm bad at the game and I don't want to fry this run help what's the game plan 💀

[low sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[thin pilot]

baron

[red hamlet]

how many kings

[thin pilot]

go high card kings

[frank silo]

5 KINGS IVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO MY DECK

[thin pilot]

its ante 4 u have a lot of time to fix

wait

black deck

bruh

[frank silo]

Yes

[thin pilot]

just win and restart in plasma

[frank silo]

Winning is the part that's getting me 🤔

[thin pilot]

with those jokers

[red hamlet]

yeah that build is so cooked

[frank silo]

Ok so you're saying there's no way I could possibly lose this

[thin pilot]

u can easily win

just get some kings

[red hamlet]

what's your flush level at

[swift trellis]

just win smh

[frank silo]

1

💀

[red hamlet]

🗿

[thin pilot]

no

ifu lose

idk

[frank silo]

LMAO THIS WHAT AM IM SAYIN

[red hamlet]

kawbrah

stfu

there's so many wayss they can lose

[thin pilot]

okay baby

[red hamlet]

like this is so cooked

[thin pilot]

i go reset

[red hamlet]

even if they get kings it's so cooked

[thin pilot]

forget kings whats ur high card

i mean

if u got high card lvl 10 at least

ur fine

[thin pilot]

ayo

[frank silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1255706892114854011.webp?size=96&animated=true

[thin pilot]

wtf u been doing all these antes

[frank silo]

Sleepin

[red hamlet]

bro, they're clearly not that good at the game

[hushed swallow]

lotus mod by viomarks and strudel-fatpaws

[frank silo]

Idk what to do friend 'm cheeks

[leaden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/boner-skeleton-bone-crush-strong-gif-21668578

[thin pilot]

i respect it

[red hamlet]

You need to make more kings asap or level up your flushes

[hushed swallow]

easily the most fun run ive had

[leaden wind]

I LITERALLY FELL LIN LOVE WITH PHOTOCHAD OMG ITS SO GOOD AUGHT

[thin pilot]

nicee

[thin pilot]

try and fit obelisk in there

rock needs some love as well

[undone tiger]

HEY!

[frank silo]

Got it 🫡 I get kings and try to lvl high card or flushes

Any jokers I should look out 4

[red hamlet]

DNA

[thin pilot]

mime

[low sphinx]

💙 💙 💙 💙

[solemn sand]

Anything else to add so far?

[red hamlet]

nah

DNA so you can print out more kings

[frank silo]

mom

[undone tiger]

I know you all have been hiding Gems
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1352118512251830393
Please show me your ideas i would love to hear them 😄

[lavish zenith]

hello

[frank silo]

DNA and mom more king and flush/high card 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 thanks fathers

[thin pilot]

so if there is a mime in shop

[low sphinx]

oh yeah yeah!!

[thin pilot]

ur saying nah

[lavish zenith]

what if it's a rental mime though

[thin pilot]

then dont take it

[red hamlet]

it's doing so much man

[lavish zenith]

though his mime is not for rent,

[red hamlet]

oh wait

[hushed swallow]

viomarks recently released an undertale mod for balatro, rlly based artist

[red hamlet]

mime isn't going to help them if
A) they can't print out enough kings
B) don't ahve any levels for hands

to get mult in the first place

[thin pilot]

its better than abstract

[lavish zenith]

or if his mime is not for rent

in which case we must absolutely not put him down as arrogant

[past root]

Wdym

[low sphinx]

i will have to check it out on my pc cause i love undertale, thx

[thin pilot]

blueprint baron and mime should win as long as they get some high card levels

[solemn sand]

That thing is 10 bucks

[thin pilot]

cuz lvl 1 isnt doing shit

[past root]

I live in a shack in the desert lol I'm most certainly not rich

[solemn sand]

Damn

[frank silo]

Wait I'm still in shop should I start rerolling or save

Balatro council trying to fix my run

[red hamlet]

you should be above 25 bucks all the time

[thin pilot]

how much u got

[red hamlet]

if you're above 25 and reroll wont' take you below 25, you can reroll

[vestal nacelle]

ital jumpscare

anyways gn

[thin pilot]

ah

[frank silo]

Thank you

🤔

[red hamlet]

sell abstract

and play flushies

[vestal nacelle]

don't forget to take negative tags in that case

[thin pilot]

ur goal is winning only right

[frank silo]

Yea

I wanna win

😢

[thin pilot]

😭

u got this

[frank silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1255706892114854011.webp?size=96&animated=true

[lavish zenith]

i mean you can go below 25 bucks if it's gonna be worth it

[past root]

Dump abstract for throwback

[frank silo]

Ok should I get the celestial pack or move on

[red hamlet]

nah, keep your cash

[frank silo]

Gottit

Wait is blueprint on baron fine?

Me thinks throwback

[thin pilot]

prob not

are u even holding kings

[frank silo]

I try too 🥺

[agile pawn]

[frank silo]

🤫

[red hamlet]

if you got 3 kings, baron
if you got 2 or less, throwback

actually
iwth mystic summit active, just keep it on throwback

[past root]

What software is this?

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[past root]

🙏

[frank silo]

Wait guys is this it?

[red hamlet]

no, it's really not

[frank silo]

😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

[red hamlet]

showman stays in the shop

also move that fuckin' blueprint onto the throwback, raaaaaaah

[frank silo]

I meant the eye guy

[red hamlet]

ah

nah