🎙・server-chat

[weary palm]

it was uncomfortable close

1.75 cat is not good...

[gusty basin]

So lucky

Wait that's not lucky

But actually you won so you're lucky

[spiral stirrup]

Should be named “Curse”

Guys this seed is cursed

[finite shadow]

“If it works it works” ah run

[finite shadow]

When did you pick up this burnt

[spiral stirrup]

I want to get plasma deck what do i do

[finite shadow]

Wdym

[spiral stirrup]

Gimme a strat

[finite shadow]

To beat gold stake on it?

Or

[spiral stirrup]

No to get the deck

[finite shadow]

Oh

[spiral stirrup]

I have ghost deck

[spiral stirrup]

And checkered

[finite shadow]

What’s unlock requirement for plasma again

[spiral stirrup]

Beat blue stake on any deck

[young yoke]

We just found out who one of John Balatro's parents is

[finite shadow]

Seems like best strat is to beat blue stake on any deck

[shy heart]

blueprint & ancient

[spiral stirrup]

Get tf out

[finite shadow]

Do it on checkered if you’re struggling

Is my tip

[spiral stirrup]

Thx ig

[finite shadow]

Well I mean it is a strategy game. Is there a particular aspect you’re struggling with ?

[spiral stirrup]

Winning

[plush mica]

hello i have a problem where my game instally crash when i play any hand has someone have any idea how to solve it???

[stray mantle]

Me when

[finite shadow]

Why spoil

[solemn elm]

is it completely vanilla

[finite shadow]

Actually fukkd up

[solemn elm]

put it in spoilers and say what youre spoilering it for 😭

[finite shadow]

I am lowkey upset😭

[stray mantle]

I forgot☠️

Mb

[finite shadow]

😞😞😞😞😞

Day ruined as fuck

[plush mica]

no but yesterday there wasnt any issue even this mornig i started 5 min ago and then it crash

[stray mantle]

Balatrodle spoiler (sorry for the people who saw 💔)

[stray mantle]

Probably a problem with your device

[grave iris]

Should I get rid of supernova for DNA?

[stray mantle]

Or your game has a bug in it idk

[solemn elm]

then ask in #⚙・modding-general

[stray mantle]

Yes

[plush mica]

but the thing is yesterday I played until ante 26 or so and it just happens now

[stray mantle]

Supernova doesn't do danggggg for you rn

[grave iris]

Bet. Thanks.

[stray mantle]

And dna gives easy mime baron building

[grave iris]

True!

[stray mantle]

Unless you pirated the game (ew) idk how that can happen the game is probably just bugged you should ask on a subreddit that specializes in this type of stuff (not the actual balatro reddit not many people will be able to help you there I think lmao)

[plush mica]

yeah im seeing theres not much people haha you know the subreddit?

[forest star]

are all the legendary jokers as OP as yorick?

[stray mantle]

Triboulet

[plush mica]

for me perkeo and tribulet a lot more

[stray mantle]

Perkeo isn't that crazy in non highscore runs

Unless you get observatory

[plush mica]

thats true

[solemn elm]

you said your game isnt completely vanilla

so you should ask in modding chat

[undone tiger]

Guys could you check this real quick and tell me what do you think? 🤔
https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1352000311543464046

[thorny lagoon]

hello

[quasi quiver]

aw yeah money build is going good

[unkempt sphinx]

what is this run brah

[quasi quiver]

ALL my jokers are uncommon (besides baseball) so baseball gets tons of xmult

[zenith owl]

Hmmm

[unkempt sphinx]

legendary joker ante 1 aswell

🙏

i might beat green stake finally

[zenith owl]

Should i hex blueprint?

[quasi quiver]

yeah

sell banana first :(

[zenith owl]

I really want gros to die so I can get Cavendish tho

[quasi quiver]

you can get it later its common

[zenith owl]

Alr

BRO

[quasi quiver]

TOLD YOU

RAAAGH

[zenith owl]

This seed is goated

[quasi quiver]

my bELOVED goat banana

praying rn 🙏

[unkempt sphinx]

i think yorick might be my best joker

ever

[quasi quiver]

banana lend me your mult

[zenith owl]

Oh look it's me aswell

I was in judgement

[quasi quiver]

ok i won

by 6x the amount

thanks for hitting bloodstone 💖

[unkempt sphinx]

what even is bloodstone 🙏

[quasi quiver]

my goat

x1.5 mult per heart score pretty much, but 1/2 chance (oops all 6's makes it a knockoff trib kinda lol)

??? 2 natural polychromes

and that's with tarot and planet merchant

[unkempt sphinx]

how do i get it

i have the weird spike looking thing but not that

[quasi quiver]

30 hearts in deck

[languid quest]

Yall got any fun seeds

[unkempt sphinx]

brah

i never go with hearts

not a single steel card in sight

accidentally played a flush house

is odd todd better than a blueprint copying yorick

idk if chips mean that much

if they are ill just replace photograph

as i have so many mults above 2

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[unkempt sphinx]

this entire game has relied on gambling

na what

[tawny brook]

Just realised you could spectral loop by getting negatives of every spectral except cryptid, then getting a sixth sense and continually making more 6s

Thing is you couldn't get any other useful spectrals

[quasi quiver]

aw yeah negative bloodstone, piss-stone

[unkempt sphinx]

i have 7 retrigging lucky 4s

[unkempt sphinx]

this seed might be gas

yorick ante 1 and lucky cat with this abysmal setup

[quasi quiver]

just get hack

[unkempt sphinx]

what

[quasi quiver]

retriggers all 2's, 3's, 4's, and 5's

[unkempt sphinx]

i need that

is hanging chad better than odd todd

imagine the luck

[fallow sail]

yes

[quasi quiver]

yeah i think so

[dusky oasis]

Who's up baling their atro

[fallow sail]

hangin chad best joker in da whole game

[quasi quiver]

you sold photo so its not as good but itll be good if you can find photo again

[fallow sail]

photo and trib match made in heaven

[quasi quiver]

fr

i had a run with both and i got to e17 before plant

[fallow sail]

• hanging chad i mean

[unkempt sphinx]

man

what joker do i sell

[quasi quiver]

odd todd

[unkempt sphinx]

i just got this shit brah

[fallow sail]

oh hi

[quasi quiver]

oh

[fallow sail]

shi*

[quasi quiver]

hmm

[fallow sail]

LOL

how much is the holo

[unkempt sphinx]

2.75

i got it recently

[fallow sail]

and yorick?

[quasi quiver]

lucky cat is a keeper

[unkempt sphinx]

9

[quasi quiver]

wait wait

before anything else

put yorick and blueprint to the left of the xmult

so you can get the holographic value off of him

[random plover]

no selling me smh my head

[quasi quiver]

real shit hes got 2 entire e's on him

sell hanging chad

[fallow sail]

💔

[unkempt sphinx]

i dont have any holographic

[random plover]

yorick is holo

[quasi quiver]

yes you do, on yorick

i mean its not that important but its more score for sure

OH SHIT

[unkempt sphinx]

Its alr there

I won but at what cost

[random plover]

HOLY BLUEPRINT BATMAN

[quasi quiver]

all my face cards are gold so im replacing the gold mask

[unkempt sphinx]

32m

i can go higher

give me hanging

oh nah bruh i got photograph again

[random plover]

you have an open joker slot anyways tho-

[quasi quiver]

OH SHIIIT

you right

I GOT A NATURAL POLYCHROME FROM WHEEL

well not natural but

wheel hit!!

[random plover]

wheel actually hitting

[quasi quiver]

oh shit i just spent all my money lol

[random plover]

just greed the gold cards next round

[unkempt sphinx]

dude i have 38 spades and 7 hearts

is it too late to get hearts

[quasi quiver]

yeah

[slim junco]

man the art in this game is just so good

I like brainstorm and blueprint specially

[random plover]

i love the art style fr

[unkempt sphinx]

bro im gnna be able to do flush fiev with fucking lucky red seal 4s

so scuffed

[quasi quiver]

rank of cards doesnt mean much in later blinds, its just an extra chip per rank

[unkempt sphinx]

173m

💀

[quasi quiver]

oh nooo what will i sell???

[finite shadow]

Virgin verdant leaf vs chad egg

[unkempt sphinx]

bloodstone

obviously

[quasi quiver]

OOO golden ticket (gold cards give money when i play them)

[zenith owl]

FINALLY I won purple stake

[quasi quiver]

thank god that one thing made me sell egg so i can pick up golden ticket

[unkempt sphinx]

is hanging chad better than photograph..

[quasi quiver]

OH SHIT OOPS ALL 6's

[zenith owl]

Ngl i was too dependent on burglar because each blind scales pretty quickly

[quasi quiver]

they're usually paired

[quasi quiver]

what are your jokers rn

[unkempt sphinx]

idk what to get rid of

[quasi quiver]

and whats hologram at rn?

[unkempt sphinx]

3

[upper elk]

Sorry to disturb y'all but

[unkempt sphinx]

im only taking spades

💀

[quasi quiver]

sell hologram probably

[upper elk]

Is there a balatro mobile server?

[quasi quiver]

for hanging chad

[unkempt sphinx]

so many lucky cards bruh

1 steel card

nvm 2

[quasi quiver]

i should probably sell baseball card since i only have 3 uncommon jokers and bloodstone will have MUCH more value

im selling baseball for 6's

yup this run is goated now

[unkempt sphinx]

does blank actually do anything

bro

[quasi quiver]

lol the plant on ante 9 but i have retcon\

[unkempt sphinx]

flush five is dogshit compared to my normal flush

same with 4 of a kind

ineed to upgrade them

[quasi quiver]

more joker slots

[unkempt sphinx]

the voucher

[vital storm]

Guys I just finished all of balatro and I need more, if you could recommend me one balatro mod which one would it be?

[quasi quiver]

HOLY SHIT I GOT 170 BUCKS FROM 1 ROUND

[zenith owl]

Here is the seed ante 1 shop after ante 1 you get gros Michel and you get blueprint from buffon pack then next shop you get hex in spectral sell gros and then first shop in ante 2 you can buy gros back

[buoyant orbit]

Hi burger

Hi chyat

[zenith owl]

I don't remember when did I exactly get burglar but I got it from judgement

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/komaru-cat-sleep-комару-кот-gif-6324800844279831937

[zenith owl]

Hey fatso andy

[quasi quiver]

merry andy if they were WOKE!!!: mary andrew??

woke!! 😨

[shy heart]

negative tags my beloved

[buoyant orbit]

Okay buddy i did not call u ft

[quasi quiver]

lmfao

[buoyant orbit]

Howcome i get called fat

💔

[zenith owl]

You see me as a burger

[buoyant orbit]

Burguluranger

Bugatti

[zenith owl]

What color is your Bugatti?

[buoyant orbit]

Invisible

[quasi quiver]

this fuckin joker bro i thought it was blueprint at a glance then 2 milliseconds later i was like "oh"

[finite shadow]

Mathematically objectively best play

[zenith owl]

Yo risk judgement

Trust me

Sell golden ticket

I am being fr

[buoyant orbit]

No dont

Trust me

[zenith owl]

Trust me

Use judgement

[buoyant orbit]

Next reroll brainstorm

Trust

[zenith owl]

I just got burglar from judgement you might actually get something better

[unkempt sphinx]

dude

[quasi quiver]

i mean kinda

[buoyant orbit]

Dude

[unkempt sphinx]

this entire run is just a gamble and yet its my best one

[finite shadow]

Yes

[zenith owl]

USE JUDGEMENT

[quasi quiver]

this guy had potential

has*

showman has potential

idk what to replace

[finite shadow]

Sell golden ticket for showman

[zenith owl]

Judgement had potential bro

[quasi quiver]

good enough ill take your word for it

[ivory wigeon]

u guys think this is enough or am i cooked

[quasi quiver]

im going for 400$ so this score will help

lmfao ballot showed up

[finite shadow]

Man…. Where is your money

[ivory wigeon]

i got unlucky with econ

[quasi quiver]

BURGLAR YOU'RE HERE

lmfao

hmmmmmmmmmm

not negative im not taking you

[finite shadow]

There’s no getting unlucky with econ on naneinf runs, there’s only doing it wrong

[quasi quiver]

BRAINSTORM

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[finite shadow]

When doing perkeo non-planet Strat, you make them all gold, ante 19 roll into serpent, use the cryptids on a steel, you’d have a couple by then

You also only have one copy joker, very suboptimal

[unkempt sphinx]

💀

[ivory wigeon]

only econ joker i got the whole game was the negative rocket and i spent it all last round so i could fill in an extra spot

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[unkempt sphinx]

what would even be good in this scenario

[fallow sail]

flush

[finite shadow]

Then you attempted incorrectly unfortunately

[quasi quiver]

flush with the 7 at the very end

since its poly chrome

[unkempt sphinx]

glass or nah

[quasi quiver]

then the 6 also at the end

just to be safe

[unkempt sphinx]

alr

[ivory wigeon]

e30 so dar

[quasi quiver]

what do i sell

[royal zenith]

is there any trick to the jokerless challenge or does it just take an absurd amount of luck?

[quasi quiver]

absurd amount of luck

[unkempt sphinx]

this is ggs

[finite shadow]

How many joker deep

[slim junco]

man, its like the 3rd time in a roll i get a good synergy going, get to the 8th anate, and boom,violet vessel

[cursive fractal]

It’s just mastery of the planets and enhancements

[quasi quiver]

i mean do i sell to the moon??

[cursive fractal]

Some luck involved yeah ig

[zenith owl]

Oh look it's me

I look so sexy with purple stake

[quasi quiver]

take yourself

[fallow sail]

burgerler

[quasi quiver]

yeah

[ivory wigeon]

nah not even close

[unkempt sphinx]

rest in piece whatever tf this is

[ivory wigeon]

e152

[quasi quiver]

the hamburgler

[quasi quiver]

man i need more negatives

[finite shadow]

Copy hanging chad for 2 hands. Milk the cat, then fish a flush five on the 4s and copy photograph on play

[quasi quiver]

do i sell to the moon???

[finite shadow]

Told u

[quasi quiver]

yeah ill sell to the moon

[finite shadow]

Halfway there!

[unkempt sphinx]

do i just try gamble for glass or poly

this is a lil lost

[ivory wigeon]

bro i got the blueprint after the run wtf is this

[finite shadow]

Pain.

Next time ensure your kings are all gold

[uncut ember]

i never get blueprint

[ivory wigeon]

15 antes of shop refresh and i didnt get one

[turbid creek]

ok I feel the need to say it

[quasi quiver]

YESS I GOT POLYCHROME FROM AURA ON MY RETRIGGER HEART KING

[turbid creek]

skipping is so ass

[sick silo]

how yall feel about balatro roblox clones

[turbid creek]

I've been trying to get the low% jokers, but I just can't be bothered

[unkempt sphinx]

wraps

[turbid creek]

it's so boring

[ivory wigeon]

balarox?

it misses a lot of studd

f

[sick silo]

yea

[uncut ember]

imagine playing the roblox version when the normal one is cheap af and literally comes with mods

[unkempt sphinx]

yoo i got painted deck

[sick silo]

fair

[turbid creek]

baller! now you can unlock invis

[finite shadow]

Don’t waste your time holding jokers that aren’t mime, baron blueprint, or brainstorm if no ecto, if ecto, then showman, if ecto+antimat, mail in rebate, but only once your whole deck is kings, and only then.

Ghost deck naneinf is really easy, you just have to know how. Money is more important than scoring, 100%

[unkempt sphinx]

(What is invis)

[turbid creek]

you'll see when you meet it

[finite shadow]

A swag mf that’s what

[turbid creek]

I ain't spoiling

real shit tho, any advice on powering through skip runs?

[quasi quiver]

fuck yeah i got a few deaths

[finite shadow]

For the unlock?

[unkempt sphinx]

is it good atleast

[turbid creek]

yeah

I hate skipping with a passion

[turbid creek]

you'll see

[quasi quiver]

e12 on ante 10

[finite shadow]

Keep restarting until you get throwback before like ante 3. Would do it on yellow deck or anaglyph

[finite shadow]

@turbid creek

[finite shadow]

Yeah. If you know how to use him

[narrow ravine]

Seems similar to actual Roffle's Stream

[turbid creek]

can that carry the whole run?

[fallow sail]

any one know why i haven't unlocked Satellite joker but my stats show the most money i've had was $700?

[unkempt sphinx]

what’s the best legendary joker

[surreal plume]

Today I found stone joker while doing medusa challenge and glass joker while doing fragile challenge

[turbid creek]

I'd say depends

[sick silo]

but in my defense, im broke as shit

[deft crane]

seeded or no?

[turbid creek]

but usually either Perkeo or Trib in my experience

[surreal plume]

Glass joker and erosion*

[finite shadow]

No, but with the skip tags you’re getting, which btw, pay attention to, you’d by some means should get a joker or jokers that will provide enough base mult to get through a white stake run

[fallow sail]

maybe it was seeded. thats probs why huh

[finite shadow]

Steamodded user?

Or seeded I guess

[turbid creek]

Perkeo can pop off really hard if you know what you're doing and is a pivotal piece of the e build

and Trib is in general pretty powerful

[digital tusk]

seeded or a challenge run

[turbid creek]

especially for face builds

[surreal plume]

What a fun softlock

[finite shadow]

Trib is easily the best, because it has only one unavoidable weakness as the plant. Everything else requires effort, scales, blah blah blah. Sure, theoretically perkeo can achieve the highest numbers, technically infinite score, but bang for your buck, trib

[quasi quiver]

lmfao showman made another showman

[digital tusk]

bestiee you can’t play balatro without cards

[turbid creek]

what in the name of god is this

[surreal plume]

But that glass joker tho

[surreal plume]

Fragile challenge

[turbid creek]

oh

[finite shadow]

Oh fun story. One of my easiest ever naneinf runs I picked up a showman same shop as antimatter, rerolled ONCE immediately into a nat negative showman. I was floored

[turbid creek]

yeah I've never touched the challenges

[surreal plume]

I'm already done with the decks

[turbid creek]

I also don't plan to 100% the game

[surreal plume]

Jokerless is scary

[turbid creek]

gold sticker on every joker is unhinged

[grave iris]

Best unseeded run for me yet!

[fallow sail]

yes

[surreal plume]

A lot of double tags and a negative tag might do the trick

[finite shadow]

Jokerless is not really that bad, especially since it’s white stake

[quasi quiver]

negative showman goes hard for sure

[finite shadow]

It’s how I did

Hehe

[surreal plume]

Imagine jokerless gold stake

[finite shadow]

I don’t want to

[surreal plume]

lol

[finite shadow]

Doc did black deck gold stake no jokers (they still spawned in shop) once I believe, absolutely horrific. I could never. Ever. Ever see myself beating that

He started the vid like “I suppose this is technically possible”

[surreal plume]

The jokers appearing on the store only means less useful tarot and planets

God

[finite shadow]

Yeah. Exactly

[surreal plume]

Insane

[quasi quiver]

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

[surreal plume]

How did u do jokerless

[quasi quiver]

I FORGOT TO READ THE FUCKING BOSS BLIND

OH MY LORD

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[surreal plume]

Must play five cards?

[finite shadow]

Oops

[quasi quiver]

I HAVE RETCON AND 300 DOLLARS

[fallow sail]

it happens

[quasi quiver]

THIS WAS THE RUN

[fallow sail]

still winnable

maybe

[turbid creek]

goated opening

[verbal zephyr]

owned

[quasi quiver]

very maybe

[fallow sail]

i believe in you trib

[quasi quiver]

i even got my best possible hand

[verbal zephyr]

brainstorm showman

[quasi quiver]

but it wont do anything

[fiery yew]

negative die + bloodstone

[quasi quiver]

yeah no

I COULDVE SPENT 10 DOLLARS

10 DOLLARS FOR THIS RUN

[turbid creek]

MOTHERFU

[fiery yew]

sometimes i wish you can just like break your phone cause of balatro

[quasi quiver]

IM SO PISSED WHY WOULDNT THEY LET ME USE THE RETCON DURING THE BOSS

im not on phone

[fallow sail]

that would be op

[fiery yew]

so what happens when a blueprint + brainstorm get copied

[sick silo]

saw a comment somewhere saying there should be a blackjack mode and just thinking of it made my head hurt

[quasi quiver]

they copy the one that the other is copying

[uneven ridge]

Всем привет. Может кто-нибудь помочь золотую ставку пройти в игре?

[warped tide]

The heart part 5

[quasi quiver]

how do i like

unsave a run

[fallow sail]

which deck

[fiery yew]

so what happens if no other jokers are there but them

[quasi quiver]

i wanna go back before i pressed play on the boss

fuckkkk

dude this waS THE ALL CAPS ALL BOLD RUN

[fallow sail]

well , at least now youll ALWAYS check boss blind lol

[turbid creek]

doomed yuri

[warped tide]

How do you do this

[fallow sail]

oh ggs. ive got no idea 😭 ]

[quasi quiver]

for sure

[quasi quiver]

misclick

[warped tide]

Like not lose this bad but the getting such a sick nasty run before you died

[quasi quiver]

when i saw the "hearts debuffed" i pressed "play boss" instead of "reroll" because subconsciously i went "ok need to interact with boss" and i clicked the boss isntead

insteaD*

now i have to do the run all over again and hope it gets as good as that

not seeded btw

i never do seeds

[languid quest]

Hi guys

[fallow sail]

hi

[languid quest]

Yall got any fun seeds

Lmao

[fiery yew]

only good seeds are like the bugged ones anyway

[fallow sail]

the all 10s + all holo jokers on erratic deck

[languid quest]

I don't do seeds then I instantly say got any fun seeds

[languid quest]

Boring

[fallow sail]

lol

[languid quest]

Also all holo untill ante 10

[fiery yew]

black deck my beloved

but worst “buffs”

[zenith owl]

Wut

[quasi quiver]

hard choice

[zenith owl]

Someone likes black deck?

That's odd

[quasi quiver]

black deck is good for late game

[solemn elm]

its white stake, id ankh.

[zenith owl]

3 hands is not enough tho

[quasi quiver]

goin for money here but ill go flush house for later

[quasi quiver]

easy: get good hands (as always for every other run)

[solemn elm]

youre a white stake / endless player at heart. of course you think black deck is good

[zenith owl]

Flush the toilet but don't flush the house

[quasi quiver]

nope

i go for unlocks

im not going for stake unlocks rn

:/

[zenith owl]

I am

I just unlocked orange stake

It's pain

Very painful

[fiery yew]

immolate

always immo

[quasi quiver]

too late

:(

[fiery yew]

[zenith owl]

But orange stake makes me one step away from erratic

Is erratic deck good?

I feel like the best so far is zodiac

You got too many vouchers at the start

[solemn elm]

blue is the best

[fiery yew]

imagine a legendary joker for gold cards

[turbid creek]

it's plasma by a long shot

[quasi quiver]

zodiac is goated for money

[languid quest]

Hey guys

[solemn elm]

for endless/high scores, sure

but for actually "winning", it's blue

[languid quest]

I've seen alot of people as cards

Can I become a joker

[turbid creek]

hard disagree

[solemn elm]

me when i have 10 hours

[zenith owl]

Actually it's about the shops more

[turbid creek]

I'm 138 jokers into the collection and have achieved a gold stake win

I like plasma

[solemn elm]

i also like plasma

but it is not the best deck

[quasi quiver]

kinda what i meant i think idk

temperance and hermies

[turbid creek]

Checkered is better tho

[zenith owl]

Anaglyph is bad

[solemn elm]

checkered is top 5, so youre right.

[turbid creek]

personally it goes

[steady lagoon]

Apparently I asked the wrong chat; what do I do in this situation

[solemn elm]

plasma isnt even top 5 for gold stake

its bottom 3

[turbid creek]

checkered, then abandoned, then plasma

[languid quest]

Guys

Can I become a joker

[solemn elm]

why are you copying bootstraps 😭

copy baseball, please

[zenith owl]

You stop using checkered deck

[steady lagoon]

Unlucky wheel

[zenith owl]

Best advice ever

[languid quest]

Idk what joker I could be

[solemn elm]

??

[steady lagoon]

I wanted it to hit bull

[languid quest]

Anyone been the normal joker or smth or one of the legendarys

[solemn elm]

?????

im talking about BRAINSTORM 😭

youre copying bootstraps with brainstorm

when you should be copying baseball

[steady lagoon]

Oh aight

Do I take the heart stone too

[wild yarrow]

anyone know how to install bunco

[quasi quiver]

yea

[zenith owl]

Baseball is goated

[languid quest]

Mod chat

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[zenith owl]

See?

Even trib agrees with me

[steady lagoon]

Alr thx

[quasi quiver]

i mean id take bloodstone over the bull idk

[solemn elm]

god no

you drop bootstraps before u drop bull

[languid quest]

Guys

[solemn elm]

because bootstraps doesnt synergise with bloodstone at all, bull at least contributes to score meaningfully

[zenith owl]

Even better get Redbull it gives you wiiiings

[fiery yew]

how good is bull when you got like 1k dollars

[solemn elm]

it gives 2000 chips so

[zenith owl]

Yeah

But chips are gay

[fiery yew]

not bad not bad

[zenith owl]

Mult is cool

[fiery yew]

????

[languid quest]

Redbull gives you chiiiiips

[slim junco]

do I sell invis joker for DNA or skip DNA (spectral deck)

[fiery yew]

chips are literally better than mult

[quasi quiver]

flush house build ig??

[fiery yew]

kill the mime

[lavish zenith]

when you have more mult, chips are better
when you have more chips, mult is better

[fiery yew]

secret third option

[slim junco]

crazy strat

[quasi quiver]

FUCK THE NEEDLE

not enough discards

i mean for any deck what the fuck am i supposed to do with 3 discards

[lavish zenith]

early game you tend to have very good chips but insufficient mult, so jokers that give you mult are very good

[zenith owl]

When you have me everything is better

[fiery yew]

pray to the rng gods

[zenith owl]

Fuck discards

[solemn elm]

discards are awesome

[lavish zenith]

later on when you have enhancements/jokers that give you plenty of mult, chips start to become more valuable

[zenith owl]

Nah

[fiery yew]

the needle:

OH WAIT YEAH BURGLAR COUNTERS IT

😭

[zenith owl]

I give you 4 hands

[solemn elm]

you give 3

you make us have 4 hands

[zenith owl]

True

Fuck the needle

I stick the needle up plant's ass

[lavish zenith]

the loathsome ox:

[slim junco]

never been more unsure of a decision in my life

[lavish zenith]

the fearsome whats the name of the no repeat hand types blind

[fiery yew]

i wish legendarys could appear in the shop cause imagine perkeo with them

[brave jacinth]

has anyone been playing nubby

[fiery yew]

😭 😭

[zenith owl]

The eye

[lavish zenith]

no wait

i meant only one hand type

[zenith owl]

The mouth

[lavish zenith]

i knew the eye was no repeat hand types

the mouth

the nefarious mouth:

[zenith owl]

I put it in the mouth

[fiery yew]

the mouth is worse than the plant lowk

[zenith owl]

My homie chicot got him by the mouth

[fiery yew]

cause when you have no more discards and forced to use high card oh my god

[lavish zenith]

i'll be honest hands are usually better than discards in almost every case but i still feel iffy about taking burglar

[languid quest]

Same

[zenith owl]

WHAT

I got in jail for you

How can you be unsure

[solemn elm]

burglar is bad sometimes

[lavish zenith]

all jokers are bad sometimes

[solemn elm]

telescope, mouth

[devout thunder]

The plant is grossly overrated

[lavish zenith]

perkeo is mid sometimes

all jokers are good when they're good and bad when they're bad

[languid quest]

Except for chicot

[lavish zenith]

tier lists are lies

[fiery yew]

only useful with blueprint and or brainstorm

[lavish zenith]

what

[fiery yew]

its true

[devout thunder]

Losing purple seals is a big downside

[lavish zenith]

how do we feel about troubadour, chat

[fiery yew]

dude imagine 4 chads and a hiker

that would be sick af

[devout thunder]

Troub is okay

[lavish zenith]

dies to no mult

[devout thunder]

The abhorrent plasma deck:

[fiery yew]

yeah true but still

[lavish zenith]

yeah im sure its great for plasma deck

is plasma deck actually hard. at all. ever.

[languid quest]

Hey guys it's me

[limber patio]

Hi

[devout thunder]

Gold stake plasma gets rough

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[lavish zenith]

gold stake anything gets rough

[neon wren]

gold stake plasma is a little tricky. have to do mult or hit really good chip sources

(vv needs 1500 for 4 hands or 3200 for 1)

[devout thunder]

2.4M VV

[lavish zenith]

yeah but how is gold stake hard on plasma specifically more than other jokers

other decks i mean

[zenith owl]

I got triboulet in abandoned deck once

[devout thunder]

Plasma is like top 3 hardest gold stake

[lavish zenith]

explain why?

[languid quest]

Once i got triboulet in

Whas the opposite of abondoned

[devout thunder]

Insane score requirements

[neon wren]

if you get a tribolet, that's a one joker solution to win on plasma

[zenith owl]

RNG?

[serene crescent]

does anyone have any tips on progressing 😭🙏 my strat rn is to get a bunch of mult jokers so its exponential but i always end up losing

[lavish zenith]

i'm gonna need a better answer than rng

[zenith owl]

Shitty ass luck?

[devout thunder]

Blind scaling increases as the stakes go higher, but plasma already increases stakes

[neon wren]

chips source + mult source + xmult source

[lavish zenith]

ok tip number one:
interest money is important. get above $25

[zenith owl]

Bro my fart smells like a car refresher

[devout thunder]

So high stakes plasma gets very high requirements

Example: 2.4 million requirement Violet Vessel

[neon wren]

$800 + bull is a one joker solution too

[zenith owl]

How can a vessel be violent?

[lavish zenith]

tip number two:
mult is more valuable early game when you get plenty of chips but not a lot of mult
as soon as you're getting more mult than chips, however, thats when chips become more valuable

[weak tangle]

for winning in under 12 rounds are u better on anaglyph or plasma deck

[zenith owl]

Why is it violent

[languid quest]

Plasma and stuntman is easy mode

[devout thunder]

Plasma yeah

[serene crescent]

what exactly is interest money

[zenith owl]

Anaglyph surely if you get good tags

Are you trying to unlock merry andy?

[neon wren]

stuntman + 4 BP isn't enough to beat vv on it's own on plasma

[serene crescent]

wuts anaglyph

[lavish zenith]

every $5 you have at cashout gets you +$1 at cashout

capped at $5

[serene crescent]

ohhhh

[lavish zenith]

so if you have $10, you get 2 extra bucks every blind

[devout thunder]

Anaglyph for speed running isn't that great tbh

[zenith owl]

I wish there were more legendary jokers

[serene crescent]

what is anaglyphh!!! im vv new

[lavish zenith]

it's a really good idea to get to $25

[zenith owl]

I should be a legendary joker

[lavish zenith]

anaglyph is a deck oyu can unlock that gives you a double tag every blind. double tag doubles the next tag you get

[serene crescent]

ahhhhhh omg

[devout thunder]

Funnily enough anaglyph is best for low amounts of skipping, where you can get a ton of duplicates of a really useful tag

[neon wren]

anaglyph = get a double tag every time you beat a boss. it's fun, other decks are stronger/more consistent

[serene crescent]

i try to get doubles of holographic

[zenith owl]

Yeah we don't talk about black deck tho

[serene crescent]

or like negative

the inverted one

[lavish zenith]

erratic might be good for 12 rounds if you roll a good seed

[serene crescent]

plus joker space one idk

[devout thunder]

Potentially

[neon wren]

you should get more value from playing the blind than skipping

[lavish zenith]

erratic: randomizes suit and rank of starting deck

[serene crescent]

what do seeds do?

[lavish zenith]

oh, seed as in random seed

[devout thunder]

Seeds do everything

[lavish zenith]

like minecraft

[languid quest]

Guys is it good that I won in 8 rounds it was easy as shit

[serene crescent]

like what yall im soooo confused

[zenith owl]

Gives you triboulet

[devout thunder]

Like literally everything is determined from the seed

[languid quest]

Basically

Its letters and numbers

[devout thunder]

What cards you draw, what's in the shop, what target wheel of fortune hits, they all use the seed

[serene crescent]

im sorry idk what that means

[lavish zenith]

interest money is the #1 important thing for a newbie to know about balatro tbh

[languid quest]

And those digits represent what happens in the run

[zenith owl]

Triboulet means I love you in French

[serene crescent]

ahhhh thank you thats the answer i was looking for

[languid quest]

The jokers, the cards

Everything basically

[serene crescent]

ahhhh

[languid quest]

Wheel of fortune always hits idk what u mean

[zenith owl]

Hits you?

[languid quest]

My dad hits me

[zenith owl]

Btw you can't be burnt joker

[lavish zenith]

once you're above 25$, every purchase that puts you below a multiple of 5 robs you of $1 from the next blind

[zenith owl]

That's not how burnt joker works

[languid quest]

??

[devout thunder]

That's not burnt joker that's burnt "joker"

Smh

[languid quest]

This is me

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[zenith owl]

Well you burnt him

[languid quest]

No

[scenic tendon]

HOW LONG CAN THIS MF GO

IM LOSING IT

[languid quest]

His name is water man

[languid quest]

LMAO

HES STILL GOING

[lavish zenith]

mantra:
just because wheel of fortune didnt hit, doesnt mean you shouldnt have used it.

[zenith owl]

Actually it's called splash

[languid quest]

Idk what you mean. He always hits

[zenith owl]

I swear If I see the nerd emoji

[languid quest]

I'm not talking about the joker

🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 ☝️ ☝️ ☝️ 👆 👆 👆

[scenic tendon]

I literally sleep and wake up just to see it still goung

[zenith owl]

At least my dad doesn't hit me lol

[languid quest]

Not cool

[lavish zenith]

whats even going on

[zenith owl]

Sorry

[languid quest]

It's alright

You're a burglar don't expect you to be nice

[lavish zenith]

did you mod the ackerman function into balatro

[zenith owl]

You are overcooked don't expect you to cook

@lavish zenith hi

[languid quest]

Die

[zenith owl]

Let's be friends

[scenic tendon]

UM I DONT KNOW 20 K RETRIGGER ON ALL JOKER MAYBE

[zenith owl]

Lend me some discards

I promise I won't steal them

[languid quest]

Sure

(Gives 7 because merry andy and blue deck)

I sure hope you don't give me half the discards in hands

[zenith owl]

More please

[languid quest]

Ok

Hey wittman

[zenith owl]

Nah don't worry

I am legit

[scenic tendon]

It called skip Button I dont see skip no where tf

[languid quest]

Abirt

[zenith owl]

Why would you skip

[languid quest]

I think it means abort

[zenith owl]

Abort the mission?

[scenic tendon]

I thought on the first 10 minute it prolly took like 30 min max

[scenic tendon]

The animation

[zenith owl]

Is there a police joker

I need to be out of prison

[languid quest]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-12599113103305775032

[languid quest]

No but if there's a monopoly man you can go to jail

[zenith owl]

Isn't that oops all 6s?

[languid quest]

What

[zenith owl]

What

[languid quest]

💀

[zenith owl]

I mean oops all 6s is technically a scam bro

He promises to double your chances

[languid quest]

Me when I get 200 oops all sixes and I get lucky cat to one balatrillion

[zenith owl]

Imagine being a jester then you trip and fall and transform into a green dice to be called "oops all 6s"

Bro is typing a storm

Legend has it he is still typing

600 years later...

[lavish zenith]

silence, knave

[zenith owl]

Still going

No way

Be quicker

Stop or i steal discards

I have hostages

Stop typing

[lavish zenith]

new modded joker idea
gives +mult equal to the smallest number of vertices a graph can have such that if you pair up vertices in any configuration, you must either be able to assign each card scored to a vertex and have all vertices paired with eachother, or be able to assign each card held in hand to a vertex and have none of those vertices paired with eachother

totally cool very easy to compute

great idea for cryptid

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramsey's_theorem

[winter basin]

personally they should invent a joker that calculates R(6, 6)

that'd be cool

[zenith owl]

Hi

[lavish zenith]

joker that gives mult equal to R(X, Y) where X is the amount of scored cards and Y is the amount of cards held in hand

[zenith owl]

Like the chromosomes?

[royal zenith]

finally did the jokerless challenge, took me way too long lmao
By far the most inconsistent challenge

[zenith owl]

How

Teach ms

[lavish zenith]

like variables

[slim junco]

Hi guys, I just started playing balatro what seed yall recommend for me?

[solemn elm]

not reading allat 🗣️

[real sparrow]

None

[zenith owl]

Why do you go by they/them are you multiple people?

[slim junco]

Why

😭

[cyan tapir]

better to learn the game through unseeded runs

[solemn elm]

are you from the 1400s or something

[cyan tapir]

also more fun to unlock stuff that way

[real sparrow]

You need to get good

[solemn elm]

singular they has been used for centuries 😭

[lavish zenith]

nonbinary 👍

[zenith owl]

I have been in jail for a long time

[slim junco]

I’m

[autumn breach]

just play random seed and see how its going

[lavish zenith]

no no the fella is just confused don't dogpile yet

[zenith owl]

Like binary codes?

[lavish zenith]

i love binary codes. but no. the gender binary

the concept that everyone must either be a man or a woman,

[autumn breach]

it took me a while to get the first win in but its best to struggle a bit

[lavish zenith]

in defiance of it i become more in love with myself

[zenith owl]

It's a concept?

[autumn breach]

cause then you're gonna understand the basics of the game and stuff and wins come way more naturally afterwards

[solemn elm]

gender is a concept, yes.

[slim junco]

How come

[random plover]

gender is literally a societal construct

[lavish zenith]

i mean we've all got genitals but then we tacked a bunch of stuff on

[autumn breach]

^

[lavish zenith]

like "boys like the color blue" and "girls should have purses instead of pockets"

[slim junco]

Why y’all talking about gener

[lavish zenith]

that's all shit we made up

[zenith owl]

That's true

[solemn elm]

cause someone asked about pronouns

[zenith owl]

Who did

[random plover]

and i eat societal constructs for breakfast

[solemn elm]

you did

[zenith owl]

Me?

Why

Who would do such a thing

Very bad

[autumn breach]

also just in general, seeded balatro is really boring cause you just memorize what jokers are in what shop

[lavish zenith]

in any case there's a lot of grouchy old people who think all women should have purses and all men should like the color blue

[autumn breach]

and you dont really learn anything from it

[lavish zenith]

and part of what younger folks are doing is dismissing that whole concept

[zenith owl]

Those were my kindergarten teachers but I don't remember them being old grouchy people

[lavish zenith]

sometimes i like to wear a skirt. this makes some people mad. i think it is cool that the people who it makes mad, are being made mad

[zenith owl]

Madness

[lavish zenith]

im gonna go do a sudoku puzzle

best of luck to you

[zenith owl]

Destroys the skirt and gains 0.5x mult

[slim junco]

i js Wanna beat my friends scorr

[random plover]

hell yeah

[slim junco]

😢

[solemn elm]

it'd be gains and then destroys

[autumn breach]

you can easily beat someone's score when you learn how to play the game lol

[solemn elm]

order of operations means it scales first, because it scales unconditionally

[random plover]

simply just get photochad

[zenith owl]

I think bro got offended I was just asking

[autumn breach]

like earlier i got on a random seeded run and got like 10 billion

[solemn elm]

nobody got offended

[zenith owl]

Oh yeah? You don't have discards

[autumn breach]

its just being lucky and learning how to manage money to mitigate the luck aspect of the game

[zenith owl]

How about that

[solemn elm]

you dont have discards.

I have two right here.

[zenith owl]

Bro i steal them

[random plover]

i eated all your discards sorry

[zenith owl]

Fuck you

[quasi quiver]

goated start?

[random plover]

🥱 you dont even do anything except steal them

[quasi quiver]

negative showman

[autumn breach]

hex that shit frfr

[slim junco]

“This Joker gains X2 Mult per consecutive hand played without playing your most played poker hand”

This is trashy right? Did not like it at all

[zenith owl]

This is why you are dead

[solemn elm]

he gives +3 hands

[slim junco]

Rare btw

[random plover]

if you know how to use it. its the best scaling in the game

[autumn breach]

obelisk? its a really good joker but it requires a ton of thinking

something most balatro players dont like doing

[zenith owl]

Yeah obleisk fucking sucks

[solemn elm]

its 0.2x, not 2x, and its awesome

[random plover]

im in enemy territory

[solemn elm]

me when i have 40 hours or less

[slim junco]

U sayin ion think 🥲

[zenith owl]

I have more what you on about

[random plover]

im sponsored by Big Obelisk

[autumn breach]

its a good joker, but holy fuck its so annoying to use

[solemn elm]

its hyperbole

it just means youre bad/new

[zenith owl]

I am THE burglar

[autumn breach]

thats why i just never use it

[zenith owl]

I should be legendary

[slim junco]

True

[slim junco]

Ill skip it then

[solemn elm]

yes

[slim junco]

Thanks bro

Made my day

[languid quest]

You should be exotic

[zenith owl]

What's that

[solemn elm]

so he never appears in vanilla 🔥 LETS GOOOO

[languid quest]

EXACTLY

[random plover]

AHAHAHA

[zenith owl]

You don't deserve

Me

[languid quest]

We dont

[solemn elm]

ok so leave <3

[languid quest]

We deserve better

Please leave

[zenith owl]

What if you are on black deck

[languid quest]

Well

Shit

Gang help

[random plover]

im never on black deck

[languid quest]

True

I never play that shit

[zenith owl]

That's what she used to say before I caught her

[languid quest]

Reply fire to this if burglar should be legendary except he can't be obtained through shops or
Soul cards

So he can't be obtained

[marble lava]

wonderfull suprise

[autumn breach]

lmfaooooo

rift raff carry

[random plover]

most goated riffraff in history

[languid quest]

LMAO riftraff

[patent bramble]

I've seen one give out the same thing but the chad was negative

[languid quest]

'guys I swear it wasn't me it was the riff raff'

HI CHARA

[autumn breach]

yep its my man rift raft

[zenith owl]

Having four fingers is better than having no fingers at all

[patent bramble]

ello

[zenith owl]

Don't finger me

[languid quest]

BRO

[gloomy yoke]

rift raff moment

[languid quest]

What the fuck

😭 😭

[weak tangle]

thing is im forced to waste my double tag if i see 2 useless tags in a row

[quasi quiver]

lucky cards are fun but i hate when they dont hit when i have played tons of them

[autumn breach]

dont tell me what to do

[patent bramble]

found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1i3a2qb/the_most_insane_riffraff_pull_the_ever_exist/

[languid quest]

Just don't skip

What

Where'd he go

Officer

I swear

The embed was right there

[zenith owl]

Finger him right there @languid quest

[autumn breach]

wait riffraff can make negatives?

[zenith owl]

His ass is fire

[patent bramble]

yup

[languid quest]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[abstract parcel]

Lalalalala, let's see what League of Legends is up to- oh. OH. Oh no... I can't escape Balatro!

[random plover]

riffraff can make negatives, same as it can make any other edition

[autumn breach]

that’s actually cool

[abstract parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[zenith owl]

What

I am a burglar

[languid quest]

Bro

Stop trying to burgle your finger up my ass that's crazy

[west gazelle]

y'all can stop now

[zenith owl]

Alr

I stopped

[languid quest]

Thank you

[zenith owl]

What else

[autumn breach]

got it boss

[languid quest]

Roger roger

[random plover]

https://tenor.com/view/roger-roger-roger-roger-that-copy-that-robots-gif-5912820

[abstract parcel]

Guys, give me some good Jokers to smuggle into League, they have a Balatro-esque game going on.

[languid quest]

What