🎙・server-chat

[timid cedar]

Not only buy 12 different planets, but you need to deckfix to play the secret hands

[red hamlet]

Don't have to

Even when you don't get the secret hands its still 9 bucks a blind

[timid cedar]

And there are a lot more options, most are better

[rigid holly]

maybe viable on low stakes but on gold stakes theres no way im scaling that

[radiant sleet]

Is blue deck good for black stake? Or are all decks good and it’s a skill issue?

[red hamlet]

They all have a gimmick

[digital quiver]

level 16 straight my goat

[red hamlet]

As long as its not black deck, it's fine

[shadow widget]

Where can I get some mod help

[verbal zephyr]

if i make it to the point where ive played enough different planets that satellite can work i have better econ anyway

[rigid holly]

it’s pretty good. but also it gets hard, you’ll get better at it

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[timid cedar]

All decks play differently, some are much more similar. But all have an aspect which allows them to lean into specific strats better

[shadow widget]

Thank you

[rigid holly]

blue stake things get really hard

[rigid holly]

gross michael looking good there

[digital quiver]

got it like

ante 4

[radiant sleet]

Like I can throw myself at a stake for hours and go to sleep without winning, but sometimes I just get a run like this

[digital quiver]

never broke 💀

[radiant sleet]

This ended with straight flush at level 20

[past pebble]

i wonder what hand i should play

[rigid holly]

classic

[radiant sleet]

Sometimes Micheal just won’t die

I took him from ante 1 to 6 and he didn’t die

[velvet valley]

Play the 4

[rigid holly]

my tip is that, as stakes get higher, play more pairs and high cards

[cerulean charm]

there a good place to ask advice on current game states?

[rigid holly]

you’re not gonna reliably get straight flushes

[cerulean charm]

I don't wanna blast it out here if it's not welcomed

[timid cedar]

Here or #🕹・game-discussion is fine, try not to ask at every stage of a game

[cerulean charm]

fasho

[agile pawn]

black deck is the best

[cerulean charm]

here is an example, I'm not sure if copying bloodstone or stuntman is better. I imagine stuntman?

plasma deck

[radiant sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[digital quiver]

also my glass just kept not breaking

[cerulean charm]

actually ignore my q

[digital quiver]

SAME 1/4 as wheel btw

[cerulean charm]

in this case it's really clear cut

i had a prior case where it was borderline

odd todd vs bloodstone value, wasn't sure

but stuntman is no brainer to copy

[verbal zephyr]

was gonna say bloodstone might be better but you’re on plasma

[radiant sleet]

Is wheel of fortune part of seeds? Like if I have a seed will a certain wheel always be nope/yeah

[verbal zephyr]

blueprint stuntman plasma at least on white stake should be a free win

[cerulean charm]

yee i just got stuntman this run

i was running on odd todd for a while

was copying bloodstone and going for odd hearts, was not easy lmao

[radiant sleet]

Todd > Steven

I will die on this

[cerulean charm]

steven sucks lmao

[radiant sleet]

Actually it depends

[verbal zephyr]

i think it’s just a relative thing

steven is mid bc there’s better mult jokers, todd is generally good compared to other chips jokers

other common chip jokers anyway

[digital quiver]

wtf

[cerulean charm]

jesus

[fallow hollow]

seed = ALEEB

fun to try

i got like all 5 legend jokers in till 3 ante

[digital quiver]

oh that seed

[radiant sleet]

Aleeb is so goofy

[cerulean charm]

oh god

i mean, i have to get the legendary

it's basically illegal not to

maybe drop all 6's

[radiant sleet]

I would sell bull but I suck shit at Balatro so idk

[digital quiver]

sell stuntman?

[cerulean charm]

bull is giving 366 rn

[radiant sleet]

Oh I didn’t see that

[cerulean charm]

i'm not even really using bloodstone since I have no retriggers

[past pebble]

stuntman with plasma deck my beloved

[radiant sleet]

Yeah sell 6s then

[cerulean charm]

i'm also playing high card since i have hella gold cards rn

[radiant sleet]

To get plasma it’s beat blue stake, yeah?

[cerulean charm]

man fuck me

i haven't even unlocked all the legendaries either lmao

got this ugly mf again

[radiant sleet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1056916523765207191/VideoToGif_GIF.gif

I’m missing one

It’s the yellow fuck

[digital quiver]

I'm missing perk

[radiant sleet]

Idk his name

[timber lantern]

help

whats the best deck to unlock bloodstone

[radiant sleet]

Checkered

[timber lantern]

a

[radiant sleet]

Wait bloodstone is hearts, yeah?

[cerulean charm]

def checkered

ye

[timber lantern]

i cant beat stupid blackdeck

[radiant sleet]

I was stuck on it for a bit

[timber lantern]

i cant beat ittt

[slim junco]

I hate this stupid fucking game sometimes

[buoyant orbit]

Aleeb is so funny

Hashtag lifegoals

[timber lantern]

is there a better see than aleeb

seed

[radiant sleet]

What do I take here

Lmfao

[timber lantern]

how??

[radiant sleet]

Showman hates me

[past pebble]

i think you should take Saturn, the game wants you to

[timber lantern]

Ah

[radiant sleet]

Mega Buffoon pack giving me photograph and Chad:

https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-the-box-get-gif-233802832500378753

[timber lantern]

should i deckfix to beat black deck

[radiant sleet]

It goes ‘high card and pairs are bad’ to ‘I love Straights and Flushes!’ And then ‘Flushes are pointless. Return to high card’

[mellow egret]

i just remembered this discord existed lmao lets gooo

[strong rose]

what best build

[strong rose]

gg

[shy heart]

antimatter my beloved

[sage lark]

just lost my first two pai build. this is why we do four of a kind for life

[digital quiver]

my cavendish just got eaten on the final boss xd

[sage lark]

did u have any oops?

[digital quiver]

no

[sage lark]

oh

thats like 3 times as rare as getting a soul

or around getting 5 wheels be yes in a row

[cerulean charm]

hmm unsure if i should double copy the steel or still copy the +44 erosion

i'm probably cooked this round lmao

[shy heart]

in debt :3

[cerulean charm]

by the skin of my teeth lmao

[shut wharf]

(((((((((((

[lost kindle]

how do u have no cards

[shy heart]

@keen flint

[errant beacon]

i am

[shut wharf]

It's not that I don't have any cards, but that I can't get out of the tarot pack.

[shy heart]

YIPPEE!!!!!!!!

[severe geode]

Real

[severe geode]

Turn your game speed up

[brazen phoenix]

what is that texture pack

[dusk wasp]

I got my boyfriend his first balatro win

woohoo

[steady roost]

what is happening

[low hornet]

goofy ahh

[raw siren]

I guess if I beat Black Deck with a seeded run, it doesn't unlock Checkered deck?

[low hornet]

seeded dont unlock any

git gud

[raw siren]

Darn

It's a neat seeded deck, though

[low hornet]

game only teaches the mechanics

not how to really play

[raw siren]

true

[low hornet]

i learnt by watching streamers

[rough lily]

anybody knows of any mod which adds huge amount of new jokers

talking about hundreds of them

[round garnet]

i ❤️ high card

[final delta]

high card my beloved

[paper coyote]

i am

[round garnet]

strongest steel joker (im gonna sell him tho 😭)

[errant beacon]

i am the balatro shop

[round garnet]

wait steel joker has the steel trait

[low hornet]

really

[round garnet]

can it have another trait then?

[final delta]

wym?

[round garnet]

like

can it be negative

[barren dust]

are you playing balatro

[round garnet]

and will it show negative + steel

[barren dust]

lmfao yes

[low hornet]

are yio high

[sage lark]

it doesnt

jokers cant have enhancements

only editions

[round garnet]

oh its just explaining the steel its not actually steel

i am high

mb guys

[sage lark]

i know cryptid has a crazy amount of content

[glad oriole]

even if it was a steel, enhancements and editions stack

:p

[rough lily]

can we combine it with some other mods to get even more lol ?

[sage lark]

i think there are some extras

but like it has so much stuff omg

[rough lily]

i wanna build crazy like 500+ jokers lol

never running out of content

[round garnet]

yeah just stack all the mods ig

[sage lark]

i promise u u wont run out of content with cryptid

[rough lily]

okae

[sage lark]

but i think it has add ons asw

[rough lily]

alright

[final delta]

wait so do u mean can steel joker be negative?

[round garnet]

yeah it can

[deft crane]

Cryptid is silly.

[low hornet]

it can

[sage lark]

any joker can be negative

[sage lark]

im gonna try it once ive done comp++

[deft crane]

it's beyond unbalanced but it's fun

[final delta]

yes I know i was confused on what the guy was trying to say

[last crow]

john balatro

[final delta]

balatro dave

[last crow]

duei

[sage lark]

hand ranking

flush five my beloved

[rough bison]

did- did it just fail trying to play the mult ping. thats literally the best kind of ping wtf

stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'setPitch'
engine/sound_manager.lua:100: in function 'SET_SFX'
engine/sound_manager.lua:72: in function 'PLAY_SOUND'
engine/sound_manager.lua:197: in main chunk```

no mods active either

wtf

its happening again wtf is going on

[final delta]

What's ceres?

I've never seen that card in my life

[sage lark]

flush five

its full house but they all same suit

3rd secret hand

[rough bison]

ceres is flush house

[sage lark]

i meant flush house

geeked

[final delta]

I didn't even know that existed

[sage lark]

u knew abt the other ones tho right?

[final delta]

yes

[rough bison]

bro was too busy copying pluto to notice

[final delta]

exactly bruh

[sage lark]

perkeo eris vs perkeo pluto

[harsh elk]

perkeo perkeo

perkero perkerorpperkero

[final delta]

hello hello hello

[sage lark]

perkeo when non-endless walks in

suddenly its like the 2nd worst legendary

[rough lily]

cryptid mod best M ?

i mean the game type which we get to select in starting

[sage lark]

its like not balanced but ive heard its rly fun

[final delta]

#⚙・modding-general

[rough lily]

where the legend localthunk at ? i wanna thanx him for creating this amazing game

poker used to be boring for me , no longer after balatro lol

[round garnet]

localthunk made this man a gambling addict???

[rough lily]

ahh.. i mean

[errant beacon]

wdym over 150 jokers?!?!

[round garnet]

yea its 150

[final delta]

we need more jokers

[harsh elk]

all u need is photochad

and midas mask vampire

oh and of course perkeo.

[vague hound]

what’s your guys thoughts on the official balatro deck

[shy heart]

HOLY FUCKAMOLI

[final delta]

😁

[errant beacon]

it says over

[primal sphinx]

Check under the truck on the first ante

My uncle works for balatro trust me

[errant beacon]

chaos theory is not going to be hiding there smh

it’s firday friday friday

[rough vessel]

Oh god I can see why people are addicted to this game

I already am

It's so over LMAO

[blissful crescent]

Good one

[low hornet]

balala

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[final delta]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-rogers-clown-joker-mr-rogers-gif-15771424223599792092

[round garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[zenith owl]

Man this felt like being on thin ice ngl

I died on ante 9 tho lol

[round garnet]

means u still won

[zenith owl]

Yep

Black stake is ez

Game is being generous after that horrendous run lol

It's chicot but still

[blissful crescent]

Chicot gaming

[round garnet]

free 10$ gaming

[blissful crescent]

Mone

[kindred isle]

Okay

[zenith owl]

This seed was way worse

[round garnet]

its not the seed if youre good enough

[zenith owl]

Try beating it with full house

On green stake with red deck

[round garnet]

i almost never do full house

except on that one played face card 2$ joker

[zenith owl]

Business card

[round garnet]

yeah that one

[zenith owl]

Also I think i am good enough if I can pull full house runs

Just saying

[round garnet]

somebody is out there with 40+ gold stake streak

can never be good enough

i dont even have green stake on red deck 😭

[west surge]

maybe put the trio last

[red hamlet]

Silence, Peasant

[latent zinc]

what card skins are y'all running?

personally, i'm using slay the princess, isaac, slay the spire and rust

[red hamlet]

assassin
critical
fallout
rust

[latent zinc]

that's a cool lineup

[red hamlet]

@zenith owl bro this seed is ass

[flint copper]

I thought Chicot represented rebelling against the monarchy or something?

Why so mean?

[latent zinc]

trib too

[broken fractal]

Chicot, historically, was known for being able to soothe the king with just a few words
hence, his game effect

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

[broken fractal]

was i misled

[red hamlet]

chicot was able to speak to the king without formalities

@zenith owl

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[broken fractal]

ah, right

it is 2 AM

i need to sleep before i cross neurons incorrectly again

[flint copper]

But freaky

[red hamlet]

oh, there it is

seed is now peak

[half whale]

this run is peak

[half whale]

just realized there aren’t any female jokers in the game

[gentle crane]

I mean

yeah all of them are just jimbo in cosplay

if you think about every joker with a face is jimbo

[half whale]

except the legendaries

[gentle crane]

yeah except the legendary

mostly cuz it's just Chad's of jokers in our time

[latent zinc]

i love jimbo's road cosplay

oh wait, with a face

bummer

my joke is ruined

[red hamlet]

@zenith owl you need to pivot to 5oaks or 4oaks early cause this shit does not give you earths lmfao

[gentle crane]

that photo is cute ngl

[red hamlet]

this seed is so ass

[brave saddle]

arent the legendaries male

[red hamlet]

🗿

ass seed for a full house build

[cinder root]

"a blue and white joker? how incredible! that must be a blueprint!"
the nefarious foil astronomer:

[half whale]

its like if an ai tried to generate blueprint

[red hamlet]

naaaaah

we not dissing my boy astro

[half whale]

no diss just with the foil

[strong rose]

too shiny

[strong rose]

i like how the asteroid belt is included

[vale fog]

balatro is not woke as it promotes patriarchy

[red hamlet]

balatro is woke as straights are an okay hand but it's best to have multiple of the same 🙂

[red hamlet]

and rainbow gay is the best version of a card

[half whale]

ehhhhh

I thought of that too but decided no

[red hamlet]

fuck you mean nu-uh

bro sees a woman and goes "nah"

[half whale]

dosent count

royalty

rich people are not people

[red hamlet]

ok

very fair

[half whale]

maybe big patch will have something for the woke

[vale fog]

oh rip

balatro is slightly woke

[red hamlet]

the next patch just makes this the default

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/272

[warped oar]

NEXT UPDATE THE LIBERALS WILL ADD THE WOKE TRANSGENDER FOIL!!

[strong rose]

game giving me negative popcorn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[main laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-estrogen-gif-12757421495138386956

games gone woke

they putting chemicals in the cards

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-testosterone-gif-6003752360734739552

and back to normal

[half whale]

they’re doing tarots on illegal face cards

[half whale]

I got neg seltzer once

[half whale]

they’re spending half the econ on tarot mice

[brave saddle]

skibidi gyatt

[red hamlet]

and that is SO OK

[kindred isle]

whats better than an eternal egg? a negative eternal egg!

swashbuckler is feasting

[brazen phoenix]

hi lynn!!

[jovial basin]

What the hell is eternal

I don't think I've gotten far enough into the game lol

[red hamlet]

black stake modifier

it's not always detrimental

[jovial basin]

Ah, i see

[red hamlet]

it's one of teh tags that's actually goated

cause it makes madness more v iable

[jovial basin]

Yeah i hate how madness seems to target the one joker i need

[vivid island]

solo madness in white stake

[vagrant bane]

Question

What Joker can get to 2.5x

[red hamlet]

like every scaling xmult one

why

[vagrant bane]

Someone on my Excalibur Joker was suggesting an idea

Using a calc

[fading arrow]

eternal luchador

anyways

whats the worst joker in your opinion

[red hamlet]

not compatible

[red hamlet]

loyalty card is down there for sure

[vagrant bane]

How do I use calc

[fading arrow]

yeah its pretty bad

[red hamlet]

efhiii's?

[fading arrow]

unless you somehow have 7 hands

[vagrant bane]

Ye

[red hamlet]

whatcha strugglign with

[vagrant bane]

How to make constellation 2.5

[fading arrow]

wtf is calc

[vagrant bane]

Erm it's short for calculator

It's black

[red hamlet]

chat, calc is short for calculator

[fading arrow]

i know its calculator

no shit

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/calculator-calc-hello-kitty-meme-slang-gif-13373693179951324053

[fading arrow]

thats so cursed

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[fading arrow]

the maximum digit counts of those in my country only reaches the 100ms

[vagrant bane]

It's not showing

[fading arrow]

mf im so fed up with school i might try to find a way to play balatro on my calculator

getting naneinf on a calc is crazy work
( my calc's naneinf is only 9.9e100 so uhhh )

[fading arrow]

its a canio shooting a queen

[vagrant bane]

How do I add 5 stones

[vagrant bane]

Chic

It's not shoaing

[red hamlet]

waht's not showing

your eyes?

[vagrant bane]

The vid

[red hamlet]

your hair?

CLICK CARDS

CLICK STONE

CLICK 5 STONES

it really is not that hard of a UI to navigate

ngl

[vagrant bane]

Oh shit I stoopy

[red hamlet]

yeah i noticed

[vagrant bane]

J didn't have optimized hand

Highest score requirement for goldstake

Ante 8

Very big blind

[steel jackal]

Yo how do u add massive planet piles

[vagrant bane]

Hands

[steel jackal]

Like 300+

[red hamlet]

what

[steel jackal]

Like

Perkeo negative planets

Stash

[rich viper]

Balatro has a merch shop?

Interesting

[steel jackal]

Where?

[red hamlet]

planet is doomed

right there

[vague fractal]

Thats the best strategy? Will be playing it rn

[buoyant sedge]

Hello, does anybody have any idea of where to find this?
Found it in a youtube video and it looks like an API, and i need a balatro API

[rain tendon]

when silksong

[vague fractal]

Current Joker lineup and Two Pair upgraded as much as possible

[rain tendon]

that's a notion table

[buoyant sedge]

ok, thank you x)

[vague fractal]

Unlocked this Joker thanks to y'all s recommendation

[lost kindle]

guys should i get on balatro

[red hamlet]

pants is so peak

[red hamlet]

nah, play league

[vague fractal]

Yes Ive got it for +40 ish

[vagrant bane]

Pants is in balatro?

Now where is shirt

We got sock

[red hamlet]

got boot

[lost kindle]

hell naw i aint hoppin on league

[vague fractal]

Shall I change anything in Joker order or its okay?

[vagrant bane]

Looks fine (however I am a stoopy)

[vague fractal]

Thanks !

[brittle topaz]

hi chat

[vagrant bane]

Holy shit

Kendrick lamar

[brittle topaz]

yeah

im a balatro player now

[vague fractal]

Lets try then , hoping I pass this one or else gotta start again from beginning 😭

[vagrant bane]

W artist

[red hamlet]

put acrobat at the end

after brain

[vagrant bane]

I don't see why

Oh wait I see

[lost kindle]

rap for balatro

[vagrant bane]

New song

Bamatro

[red hamlet]

assuming acrobat is procced

[vagrant bane]

I just discovered a yugioh mod

[worldly herald]

Damn

I’m a comp UTW yugs player

I’m interested

[vagrant bane]

Ima post the yt link in #⚙・modding-general

[vague fractal]

Reached Ante 8 😭 🙏

Should I skip the small and big blinds? Cuz if I loose its gone. Or try them?

Boss Blind is all cards debuffed until 1 joker sold

[red hamlet]

banger

[wicked wadi]

Pain

[round garnet]

u were one step away sadge

u had 30 bucks u couldve rerolled and sold that leftmost joker

or u just got unlucky card draws that killed u idk

[red hamlet]

no, just a weak flush build

can't see the jokers at the end but i don't think any of them are xmult

[round garnet]

its alr he can just press that "new run" button and continue gambling 🤑

[vague fractal]

Which Joker shall I sell for Boss Blind , small and big blind are defeated

[round garnet]

idk which ante or stake you're at, u could just be absolutely fine with the boss blind

[vague fractal]

White stake , ante 8 , red deck

[red hamlet]

what's pants at

[round garnet]

did u scale the pants yet

[red hamlet]

and did you level up your 2 pair more

either way, this guy goes

[round garnet]

yea

[vague fractal]

+60

[red hamlet]

and you need what, 200k?

[vague fractal]

No its at lvl 6

[vague fractal]

100K

[red hamlet]

as long as acrobat is active, you should be good

[vague fractal]

Thanks Chicot! Will be selling this one then

[round garnet]

be sure to be on the last hand before u play the scoring hand

[vague fractal]

Whats this application?

[red hamlet]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=IADyTwAOg7hCagACgADiDEHwPgdAABY

[vague fractal]

Surely

[vague fractal]

Thanks!

[red hamlet]

Famine upon your family

[brave saddle]

perishable x4 mult

[solemn sand]

Is green steak hard because it seems like it would be

[solemn sand]

It’s popped twice for me ever

I use it as feed for tarot Joker

[brave saddle]

this game looks fun should i try it

[naive terrace]

Literally presented with the crossroad choice right now

OH SHIT IT WORKED

[solemn sand]

HOLY SHIT

[red hamlet]

throwback at the end bro

[naive terrace]

Thank you, I always forget to move them

[vague fractal]

Thanksssss guys , its done!!

But what to do now?

[red hamlet]

next stake

[vague fractal]

I see , so start new run and leave this one?

[solemn sand]

Is Green steak hard per chance because I’m on it now

[vague fractal]

I just completed White one , so I don’t know

[solemn sand]

Wrong person sorry also for red steak you want to try to get cards that boost you when you skip a blind because you’re gonna mostly be skipping small blind

[red hamlet]

no

you won't be skipping small

why would you do that

you're losing Income from interest and hands left + missing a shop

[solemn sand]

No for red steak you don’t gain it from small blind so you skip it right because you don’t gain interest or any money for that matter

Right I’m pretty new to this sorry

[red hamlet]

you still get interest

you goober

small blind just doesn't give reward

but you still get interest and hands left money

[solemn sand]

Oh sorry do you have tips for Green steak?

[red hamlet]

other than just staying above 25 dollar so you can get max interest, not really

i'm a bad teacher

[round garnet]

counted what deck r u playing

[solemn sand]

I haven’t tried it yet. I find great success in two pairs and bull for most of the time.

[round garnet]

i meant as in red deck, blue deck, plasma deck etc

[solemn sand]

Blue deck

[round garnet]

pretty good deck

i dont have any tips rlly

i love the blue deck tho

my first gold stake deck

just remember that +1 hand means u basically get +1 dollar

[wicked magnet]

How do I get better at gambling

[red hamlet]

step 1: play league

you are now full of existential dread, perfect for a depressed gambler type

step 2: spend 1,000 dollars on league gacha

[strong prairie]

hi everyone, does someone want to play balatro multiplayer? plasma deck white stake, kind of a noob though...

[tender void]

balala

[tender void]

Play zzz

[amber torrent]

welp

[neat sluice]

GAMBLE MORE!!!!!!!!

[amber torrent]

failiure is the best expirience.

[steady dome]

You should probably throw it out by the time it’s green

[solemn sand]

Huh

[cunning plinth]

did not know this counts as straight flush

[red hamlet]

4 fingers

you have a straight
and you have a flush
so it counts as a straight flush

[cunning plinth]

yes, just didnt know it combined them like that

[weak tangle]

this challenge fun cuz u just end up wiuth loads of weird jokers youd never use because u have to take scaling

[amber torrent]

i hate obelisk with a passion

[round garnet]

dont trust somebody who cant play obelisk

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[weak tangle]

4 3 2 ace

[rose sorrel]

Is a job in the room with us???

[amber torrent]

no one said i cant play it, i just hate it

[weak tangle]

i hate obelisk too

but i cant deny

if it works

[red hamlet]

it's a bit annoying to play with

[weak tangle]

it really works

[red hamlet]

but it's so peak when it works

[rose sorrel]

@red hamlet you're still on your full time baltro discord shift?

[round garnet]

ok

stop hating it

need more obelisk propaganda

[rose sorrel]

Obelisk is trash and thats just the truth

[amber torrent]

ty

[rose sorrel]

if anyone can hate its me

[amber torrent]

if obelisk has 0 haters im dead

[jovial basin]

Can the fool copy the soul card?

[red hamlet]

no

it can't copy spectrals

[rose sorrel]

the only rare i wouldnt take over obelisk is baseball card

[amber torrent]

L ragebait

[round garnet]

nah thats too far bro

calm down

[rose sorrel]

baseball card is so cringe bruh. like just say you dont know how to build for scaling

i remember my first 1.5x

[round garnet]

basebcall card cant scale because it doesnt need to at all

free win ong

[pallid sapphire]

Baseball card can't scale? Just buy more uncommons bruv

[rose sorrel]

uncommon warriors in chat

[granite tusk]

balatrt

[thin pilot]

ok

can i ask

ya all pref sparkling or still water

[red hamlet]

still 100%

[sweet junco]

I can't stop playing this game

[thin pilot]

but sparkling

gives that nice extra

flavor

[thin pilot]

dont stop

[red hamlet]

just drink flavored still water

but like, good

[thin pilot]

what the hell is flavored still water

[finite phoenix]

unless you have negative uncommons out of the wazoo max baseball card is 1.5^4 = 5x mult

give me a obelisk ill get it to 5x in 2 antes

[thin pilot]

obelisk

my man

[jovial basin]

What is obelisk

[thin pilot]

rock

[red hamlet]

The benefit of baseball is that it gives other uncommons that are typically just utility, that extra oomph

[sweet junco]

im too soft brained to understand this game but i love it when it makes cool sounds

[red hamlet]

like if you're running oops + blood, baseball is pretty solid

[thin pilot]

whats hard to understand

[red hamlet]

carto/astro, bootstraps, certificate, sock and buster

[sweet junco]

life itself

[thin pilot]

wait so are we talking about understanding life or balatro now

kinda getting off track

[red hamlet]

like yeah, obelisk can outscale baseball

But it has that limit, it will reset
but with baseball, you get an extra 50% value on constellation, vampire, holo

[jovial basin]

Is there a guide on how to build properly

[sweet junco]

balatro = life

[thin pilot]

yes. ask away

[jovial basin]

I usually just run random bullshit go brrrr

[thin pilot]

ohohoho iget it now

[thin pilot]

win blue stake

get plasma deck

only play plasma deck

[sweet junco]

guys that play balatro are cute 🩷

[round garnet]

plasma deck is way too good

consistently

[thin pilot]

indeed

Plasma my beloved

havent played anothner deck in mionths

[round garnet]

lol

[jovial basin]

Ive only just beat red stake

[thin pilot]

what deck

[amber torrent]

how does one complete the double or nothing challenge

[jovial basin]

The one that gives an extra joker slot

[thin pilot]

get lucky

[round garnet]

wait he cooked

[wicked wadi]

I had $10 to start the round, got the other gold from card abilities. I already spent 60 gold that turn but couldn’t find any jokers that helped

[red hamlet]

mfw worst deck of them all

[wicked wadi]

I had a 3x banana, I also had a 15x banana which broke the turn before

[uneven edge]

interesting flush 5 build

[round garnet]

rip

[red hamlet]

+15*

[thin pilot]

black deckkkkkkk

[round garnet]

yeah he cooked with black deck

[worn gust]

Obelisk is overrated

[thin pilot]

used to love that

[round garnet]

might be best player ingame

[thin pilot]

underrated

[wicked wadi]

Oh wait yeah the +15, I just got the game

[thin pilot]

no one likes obelisk

[worn gust]

Nah

[worn gust]

Cuz it will reset

It doesn't matter when

[thin pilot]

This is the face of a man with a dream

[round garnet]

ts pmo

[jovial basin]

I like it

[amber torrent]

space joker goated

[thin pilot]

space joker

waste of space

[round garnet]

space joker is very good utility joker if ur not struggling with scoring

[wicked wadi]

Yeah, if it wasn’t the extra big blind I would’ve won

[round garnet]

other than that nah

[thin pilot]

u know who is dogshit

[worn gust]

Ops all 6s, bloodstone, lucky cat and space joker ❤️

[thin pilot]

this can get deleted idc

[round garnet]

lol

[red hamlet]

at least it's not hit the road

[round garnet]

campfire is just rental++ money eater

[thin pilot]

i guess

[worn gust]

Hit the read is good if i had 52 jokes in a 52 deck card

[thin pilot]

right

[red hamlet]

now imagine if that was 52 kings

with a baron

[agile pawn]

focus on chips and flat mult

[thin pilot]

indeed

52 jacks is

pointless

[worn gust]

But

[thin pilot]

worst face card therte is

[worn gust]

The boss is the plant

[red hamlet]

BItch, do you know who i am

bosses ain't shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350313978382913536/OzlPOp7.GIF

[round garnet]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[worn gust]

Right chicot the goat ||only when its negative||

[thin pilot]

spoken truly like the worst legendary

god bless

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-glorp-life-i-cant-take-this-glorp-life-anymore-alien-girl-smoking-gif-8323861188386711474

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[worn gust]

It depends

[red hamlet]

y'all hate on me till you die to a boss

[thin pilot]

i agree.

i do like the 10 dollar

[red hamlet]

then suddenly it's "wah, i wish i had a chicot"

[thin pilot]

sell value

[worn gust]

Imagine finding a canio in abandoned deck

[thin pilot]

ong

i would rather

have that

[red hamlet]

the humble pareidolia

[thin pilot]

than a negative chicot

chicot pmo

[worn gust]

Suddendly hanging chad disappears from the game

[thin pilot]

if its not perkeo i dont want it

[round garnet]

wym chicot is goated ||free 10$||

[agile pawn]

free +20 mult for my dagger

[thin pilot]

This is the face of a true chad

[worn gust]

Wait

[thin pilot]

Nooooooooooo

[worn gust]

U can get value for the tarot

[thin pilot]

you know i didnt mean THIS CHICOT

i meant

[red hamlet]

Nah

[thin pilot]

this one

[red hamlet]

Don't try to weasel your way out of this

we're joever

pack your shit

[thin pilot]

But

but

[jovial basin]

Is there any way to transfer saves cross platform?

[red hamlet]

no

[jovial basin]

Awh

[worn gust]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[thin pilot]

This could be us

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1103242285086429204/1348344522265858150/N0gtTG5.gif

[red hamlet]

🗿

never

[thin pilot]

Chicot hate is unreal

[agile pawn]

i've used enough souls to where it shows up on my most used spectral cards graph now

awesome

[thin pilot]

lessssgo

[worn gust]

Chicot when he disactive the "play 5 cards" in my five flush build

[thin pilot]

i bet 90% were chicot

[uneven edge]

invis joker or wait for showman

[agile pawn]

probably canio actually

[thin pilot]

damn

[agile pawn]

idk why but i just keep getting canio

[red hamlet]

what the dice doin

[thin pilot]

second most useless one

[uneven edge]

giving me money

[agile pawn]

canio has helped me a few times though

[rose sorrel]

egg

[red hamlet]

bye bye dice

not giving score

[thin pilot]

by killing face cards?

only way to get the funnty numbers is face cards

[agile pawn]

yeah

[worn gust]

Why its there an ops all 6s 😭

[uneven edge]

money

[round garnet]

hes a true gambler with the lucky cards

[uneven edge]

my only econ

[rose sorrel]

sell dice for egg

[round garnet]

you see when u play 5 lucky cards and it hits, he gets 100$ so its the best play

[worn gust]

Lucky cards are better than polychrome cry about it

[thin pilot]

Lets keep it real with the legendary ratings:

1. Perkeo
2. Trib
   Useless: Canio, Yorick,

Waste of space: Chicot

[red hamlet]

[uneven edge]

i don’t own polychrome cards

[thin pilot]

its a waste of space ion the game

but not myu heart

🙏

[worn gust]

Chicot its better

Than jimbo atleast

[thin pilot]

u know what

[round garnet]

bro jimbo gives mult

[thin pilot]

i gotta give chicot some credit

he di help me out sometimes

[round garnet]

dont insult jimbo like that

thats crazy

[thin pilot]

like once or twice

[worn gust]

Chicot its better ofc

[rose sorrel]

chicot is better than trib

[thin pilot]

tf

[worn gust]

I mean

[round garnet]

literally 0 mult

🛌

[worn gust]

If i play to lose yeah

[rose sorrel]

okay white stakers

[worn gust]

Gooning for chicot its peak

[nova spindle]

This is a tough choice man ngl.

[red hamlet]

[red hamlet]

riff

[round garnet]

riff

[nova spindle]

i wanna get ramen. But i know riff raff is a better option

[rose sorrel]

skip

[red hamlet]

it'll give photo chad and banana

banana will die

then it'll spawn a cavendish

[nova spindle]

BUT SHINY!

[worn gust]

I riff raff>>>

[thin pilot]

how about i giveu my banana

[round garnet]

bro got the riff-raff start and this is how he treated it

[worn gust]

I had Cavendish once

[worn gust]

In ante 1

[nova spindle]

Yeah i need to keep my econ in check. Riff is better

[red hamlet]

How about no

[thin pilot]

oh, i see.

[worn gust]

I had 2 gros michel

Then i used ankh

[granite tusk]

salt

[nova spindle]

This seed goes crazy, yo

[worn gust]

For fun

[red hamlet]

Hank

[worn gust]

Ankh

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

Hank

[worn gust]

I don't Remember how to spell it

😭

[red hamlet]

she ankhing my hank

[round garnet]

so 2 hanks now?

[red hamlet]

double hanked

[worn gust]

My hankcock*

[thin pilot]

hank

[red hamlet]

big fan of that movie

[thin pilot]

im hanking it

[red hamlet]

love hancock

[worn gust]

Low hankcock fade

Is massive

[thin pilot]

how about YourHanonmycock

gottem

[nova spindle]

Prophecy was true

[thin pilot]

k im done

[red hamlet]

YUPCHAMP

[round garnet]

NOWAYING

[worn gust]

Hank on a sec

[thin pilot]

hanking it

[worn gust]

I'm about to hank

[thin pilot]

ooooh

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1068698443134021662/1166455031596335144/20231024191533.gif?ex=654a8ce7&is=653817e7&hm=7b205ab32effb5812b6142baaf12e5aa51a47c29d1a28c6cee34cddcf5ddd7b4&

[noble wagon]

freak1

[quick moat]

Millions must wash

[thin pilot]

freaky in here

[thin pilot]

well after a wash millions must dry as well

i got removed from eveyrthing within 5 seconds hello @red hamlet

[thin pilot]

nice ai generated text

[finite shadow]

Good morning my goats

[thin pilot]

gm chief

[finite shadow]

Goat goat

Public service announcement. If you hate obelisk, not only are you wrong objectively, but bad at balala as well

[red hamlet]

so peak

[thin pilot]

fax

[thin pilot]

very good statement

[finite shadow]

I used to be a hater. Before I learnt the ways

[thin pilot]

why dodge btw

its fine i was also a hater

[finite shadow]

Naneinfd again yesterday why not

[red hamlet]

i'd rather put a bucket on my head and smash it with an aluminum baseball bat than play any of those champs

none of them have a funny build

[thin pilot]

i see

[finite shadow]

Was down to $13 on my last spin still running photo chad brainprint and essentially full gold king red seal deck, spun that shop knowing my run was over, but alas, that baron sat there, whispering to me, calling to me, reaching out to me like the green goblin mask

Ante 14 as well so woulda been toasted bread

[thin pilot]

this shi magnificent

🔥 ✍️

[finite shadow]

I still haven’t hit one without a perky tho

Probably couldn’t handle failure due to RNG

Both require same amount of skill IMO, non-legendary just requires much more patience and luck

[thin pilot]

u can easily get inf without perkeo

all u need is burglar and gg

btw u coming back or should i leave the game cuz i dont wanna play this dogshit game alone @red hamlet

[whole drum]

how are we balalaing today balatroers

[thin pilot]

[cunning plinth]

Terrible, no gold stickers today

[kind aurora]

so true

[whole drum]

darn

[thin pilot]

i started a game and quit

[whole drum]

yeah that happens

[thin pilot]

i thirst for new jokers

[whole drum]

mods maybe?

[thin pilot]

doesnt feel the same

[whole drum]

eh true

[red hamlet]

highkey just wanna sleep despite not being tired

[thin pilot]

fair enough then

ill just do an aram solo and push through

[whole drum]

the best change ever

[thin pilot]

holy

thanks for informing

this changes everything

[whole drum]

its old news but still

[finite shadow]

There’s update?

[whole drum]

its holy

no

[uneven edge]

o7

[whole drum]

thats a lot

[uneven edge]

my best flush five build saved by a negative triboulet spawn

[whole drum]

woah

[uneven edge]

would’ve been dead w/o

[red hamlet]

i might be on later to do some ranked or aram

[thin pilot]

if u do draft or aram gimme a text or smth

[uneven edge]

it’s funny this was my best run even though it felt so much more scuffed

[red hamlet]

but highkey, we got emeralds in the 2 games we did, and in the current one we were in queue for

so might just
play alone

[uneven edge]

only 1 brainstorm and blueprint

[thin pilot]

hahahahahahaha

u got me to get the game again

😭

[red hamlet]

yeah, i kinda forgot that it's also a reason i can't play league with my gf

cause we keep getting emeralds and plats in games

[thin pilot]

crazy

tis is mad

but im reformed

i can uninstall whenever i want

[red hamlet]

i think it's a perfectly valid concern that playing against people much higher rank/skill than me is just not enjoyable

[whole drum]

balala should be in the next friends of jimbo

[thin pilot]

eh its 50/50

makes u be better at the game

[red hamlet]

i'm not going to learn anything from getting one shot

except that I should've just stayed on my nexus

[thin pilot]

idk about that u can learn

that measn u were doing smth wrong

[red hamlet]

YEah

I left spawn

[thin pilot]

shi

[red hamlet]

i have adhd and other brain issues, i can't learn like normal people lmfao

[thin pilot]

shii

[lime violet]

I'm playing a pair hand on red stake ..

[thin pilot]

its joever then

[red hamlet]

as long as yhou're clearing, it's fine

[lime violet]

I have level 5 pair already

idk why I'm even doing this

[thin pilot]

why pair

might as well high card at that point

100 times better

[lime violet]

it just happened, I didn't mean to. I got a polychrome jolly and I started playing pairs, I thought I would get rid of it but then I got telescope so I thought I'll just play it

[thin pilot]

fair enough

as long as u win doesnt matter

[noble lion]

where to get mods

[agile pawn]

they scale slightly faster than high card

[thin pilot]

yeahhh but high card has better jokers to play with

well its the best really

[noble lion]

help, where get mods

[thin pilot]

#⚙・modding-general ask there

[noble lion]

thanks

[leaden nova]

anyone know mod on ios

[thin pilot]

u can only mod on pc chief

[leaden nova]

just need game code compress ipa file

[lime violet]

Is Fibonacci useful for a pair deck

probably not

but I want to replace my shitty holographic icecream with something

[tacit fossil]

I present the most unstable yellow deck gold stake build youve ever seen, honestly trading card and holo are the only things that carried this run

[gray moon]

But yellow deck is good

Maybe that build sucks

[round garnet]

he won tho i dont think he meant unstable as in bad

[tacit fossil]

It dose lol

[tacit fossil]

she

[round garnet]

mb

[red hamlet]

[tacit fossil]

and yeah the build is very unstable as in for a yellow deck run, the build could have been better but i not only have a skill issue, but my luck is garbage

and the build could have very easily failed to any other boss

[gray moon]

Yeah sometimes u just get unlucky

[tacit fossil]

Ive been trying for several hours

[gray moon]

What Poker hand were you playing?

[tacit fossil]

I get VERY unlucky

[tacit fossil]

I just went for spade flush but I got alot of good enhanced cards and glass red seal and steel red seal 7s

[gray moon]

I suppose 4 anf 5 of a kind are good since you should have a ton of 8s

Hmm

Flush doesn't scale that well

But it's okay

[tacit fossil]

I picked up that 8 ball last min for mult value 💀

[gray moon]

That's wild

[tacit fossil]

Only time 8 ball will ever be useful

[lime violet]

shit actually worked 😭

[gray moon]

It's like useful like if you are playing straights and you are in the early antes

[tacit fossil]

Oh god, i got gold sticker on 8 ball before I got gold sticker on DNA, baron, hack or wee joker 💀

8 ball is meta confirmed no way

[low hornet]

b word

[quick moat]

Banana

[bright scroll]

does idol pick cards based on ur deck?

[red hamlet]

yes

[quick moat]

Ye

[red hamlet]

ancient joker does not

[low hornet]

is unseeded ante 39 already achieved

like no tools

or such