🎙・server-chat

[thin pilot]

rammus only guy doing smth there

it was so sad

[red hamlet]

bro did his job, still got blamed

imagine

[thin pilot]

nah but fr

he was the only one doing anything

look at my damage tho popping off

[red hamlet]

must've been nice to be able to do damage to more than 1 champ at a time

xdd

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/aatrox-gyattrox-gyaatrox-lol-league-of-legends-gif-16706958126825166451

[red hamlet]

rammus would never taunt from the front
always flashing and shit behind so i turn around and throw my feathers backwards at our nexus 😔

[thin pilot]

he wanted the bird ass

[marble hearth]

👅👅

[thin pilot]

woah

im sorry i cant accept

[uncut ember]

u want me to carry u later

[thin pilot]

im flattered though

[uncut ember]

how tf this work

someone tell me

[thin pilot]

best deck

[red hamlet]

it adds chips and mult

[thin pilot]

to exist

[red hamlet]

then splits it in half into both

[untold mural]

mult+chips/2

[thin pilot]

trust bro once u go plasma

[uncut ember]

oh

so

[thin pilot]

u will never go back

[red hamlet]

so 75 x 5 becomes 80
splits into 40 x 40

[uncut ember]

go for chips max first?

[red hamlet]

bigger value wins

[thin pilot]

thats how u get infinity

[red hamlet]

so chip jokers go nuts

[uncut ember]

sexy

ty daddy

[thin pilot]

😳

[red hamlet]

you can win plasma deck in 8 cards lmfao

[thin pilot]

plasma deck enjoyers

where are my plasma deck enjoyers

[red hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kXGlLeyQs5c?si=9LVr-JHyJyefIAj6

[thin pilot]

thats pretty cool

[red hamlet]

1 moment

plasma moment

kablooie

plasma is hilarious

[thin pilot]

as i said once u go plasma

ull never go back

[red hamlet]

im good tbh

[uncut ember]

lie

ive seen ur match history

[thin pilot]

red carpet ?

[red hamlet]

nah

[thin pilot]

thats decent

[red hamlet]

ye

[thin pilot]

ill hop on you later

i mean league

[red hamlet]

i'm atken

[thin pilot]

ill hop on league later

but im reformed i can uninstall whenever i want

[frozen gust]

yikers

(league)

[red hamlet]

really just depends if i feel like playing ranked or normals

[thin pilot]

fair enough

just play ranked till ur bored then

[vagrant wedge]

balala

[red hamlet]

can't hype myself up for it lmfoa

[thin pilot]

[thin pilot]

balalaltro

[vagrant wedge]

balala

[thin pilot]

tro

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> virus

[pallid sapphire]

lmfao

[thin pilot]

ok bro thanks for the nitro

[red hamlet]

shot

[wide hearth]

bang bang

[thin pilot]

bang bang

[timid cedar]

[strong rose]

[zenith owl]

Jimbo is bad

[thin pilot]

what if i identify as a mosquito

[timid cedar]

Death to you

[zenith owl]

[wide hearth]

unfortunate

[thin pilot]

i know

im not though dw

[wide hearth]

i'll call off the swat team

[zenith owl]

I feel burnt out of balatro

[thin pilot]

oh god

that was close one

[red hamlet]

please don't

end him

[wide hearth]

i take mosquitos very seriously

[zenith owl]

Need a break from the game ngl

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[strong rose]

of course

[thin pilot]

birds are obvi superior

[random plover]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[zenith owl]

Yeah they shit white stuff

[thin pilot]

aint our fault our shit is white

[quasi quiver]

hi yorick

did you complete your collection??

[random plover]

hello triboulet

yes i did !!

[zenith owl]

Where is canio?

[solemn elm]

https://tenor.com/view/win-the-lottery-have-a-wonderful-day-ltg-lowtiergod-have-a-great-day-gif-23451557

[red hamlet]

@ionic remnant wake up

[zenith owl]

Perkeo?

[quasi quiver]

oh hey i just realized i finished my tags while doing the 12 round run

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-6221897730954173950

[quasi quiver]

perkeos my goat

hes probably fuckin baron or smthn

[thin pilot]

nah bro

no one fucks baron

baron fucks em

[zenith owl]

Queen does

[thin pilot]

oh

[zenith owl]

Oh wait

[random plover]

canio saved my ass on my orange stake run, my last unlock for completionist was erratic deck

[strong rose]

shoot the moon

[thin pilot]

my bird shit more useful than chicot

[red hamlet]

let's play a normal

[frozen gust]

oh man, i wanna know what that is. . .

[random plover]

chicot when manacle

[thin pilot]

what now?

[red hamlet]

ye

[thin pilot]

fine ill do one now

then finna dip and come later

[random plover]

mayhaps a fourth triboulet

[frozen gust]

mayhaps

[red hamlet]

chicot i'm afraid

[thin pilot]

ur cooked

its chicot

its ok tho

[frozen gust]

First trib was ante 1, second trib was ankhed, and third was invisible jokered

[thin pilot]

u can sell for 10 bucks

[random plover]

or keep him until plant then kill him

[quasi quiver]

chicot is like

wait

keep him

hes actually like goated from my experience

[thin pilot]

all my homies hate chicot

[quasi quiver]

ive lost a few runs from selling him, plus temperance value if you havent got it maxed

[frozen gust]

i mean without a trib i just perish tbh

[random plover]

oof yeah that far in its dedge

[thin pilot]

what will u even sell

this is perfect alreaady

[frozen gust]

nothing, unfortunately, I just wanted to know it XD

[thin pilot]

oh

DONT DO ITITS CHICOT

i can smell him

[frozen gust]

it's a flush five lucky card run so far, trying to find stuff to make them glass

[quasi quiver]

rip no negative joker ability

unless

[strong rose]

the trip trib

[quasi quiver]

you got the voucehr

[elder fog]

GUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUYGUY helloooooooo do i get dna or noooo

[untold mural]

cryptid antimatter deck is ridiculous

[strong rose]

!!

[quasi quiver]

but its too late to voucher

[zenith owl]

Nah it's another trib fr

It's a trap

4 tribs

[frozen gust]

yeah i haven't found any negatives

[zenith owl]

With brainstorm that's 5

[strong rose]

what is pointer

[zenith owl]

5 triboulets

Flush five kings or queens

[quasi quiver]

oh this hand size down to five run is going to be easy i just got stuntman and im on hex deck

[zenith owl]

That's insane

[quasi quiver]

ghost deck i mean

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general 🥱

[untold mural]

make any card that isnt an exotic

[untold mural]

mb

[daring dawn]

what in the joke

[frozen gust]

my temperances are 43 bucks though not bad

[zenith owl]

What ante

[daring dawn]

unga bunga something about a "whole circus"

[zenith owl]

Well they are jokers so

Why is canio crying

[daring dawn]

just a bit of silliness is okay

[zenith owl]

And why is chicot angry

[daring dawn]

only a little bit of salami

[zenith owl]

Why does triboulet look like he will shit himself

[daring dawn]

i would too if i were him

[zenith owl]

Perkeo has drifted eyes but is always smiling

[frozen gust]

rn it's 16 but it's been basically the same build since Ante 4

[zenith owl]

Cool

[frozen gust]

just with Hanging chad instead of trib

[quasi quiver]

he killed his wife and daughter

[zenith owl]

Skill issue

[quasi quiver]

he doesnt take shit from kings hes just tough ig

[quasi quiver]

no im offended(?) i think

[quasi quiver]

he's the face of many european carnivals

[zenith owl]

You have big lips

[quasi quiver]

facts

[zenith owl]

Looks like you are about to smooch someone

[zenith owl]

Stay away from me

[daring dawn]

what the flip man

[warm lake]

im teaching my cats about the joys of gambling

[quasi quiver]

yeah its like, gender humour i think? "i mistook you for the queen" is said to the king

[stoic veldt]

sell green joker or chad?

[zenith owl]

Are verdant leaf and perkeo related?

[daring dawn]

your cats are kissing it seems

[zenith owl]

Green joker

[elder fog]

get dna? or nooope

[warm lake]

they are a gay

[warm lake]

HOW???

[zenith owl]

Poly perkeo is crazy

[quasi quiver]

green joker i think because brainstorm has more sell value for buccaneer and more potential

[warm lake]

how do you have so many kings

[zenith owl]

He is a baron

[elder fog]

mouse

[warm lake]

im still new to this game im not super good yet

[zenith owl]

You know i am something of a baron myself

[warm lake]

the red stake keeps beating me :<

[wary trout]

Canio is driven mad from anger, to reflect his story of murdering his fiancé and her lover after finding out about them
Chicot is serious because he's a fucking badass + I think it fits with him talking to boss blinds without formalities, "convincing" them to drop its ability. Read Chicot's story
Idk about Trib
Perkeo is crazy like that + eternally drunk
Yorick's fucking dead lmao

[warm lake]

my flushes arent good enough

[elder fog]

still need to know if its worth the dna

i need some smart brains

[zenith owl]

I heard triboulet is not one person

There have been many iterations of him

[daring dawn]

why do you say that?

[zenith owl]

One of them has the aesthetic of chicot

[wary trout]

The name Triboulet belongs to many jesters throughout the years, according to wikipedia

[uncut ember]

bro used wikipedia as reference

[elder fog]

my uncles named triboulet

[warm lake]

theyre not winning me games when i try to do red stake idk

[zenith owl]

I mean Wikipedia is not bad?

It can be used

[uncut ember]

can be

[wary trout]

What references exist for jesters of history 😭

[warm lake]

im trying to find better strategies but the meta for this game feels like a deep, deep rabbit hole that scares me when i look into it

[uncut ember]

idk try the clown subreddi

[quasi quiver]

triboulet is just offended? even though trib is the one offending, its the only face really related to him

[daring dawn]

you need to take advantage of flushes by taking the jokers that help with mult on it

[daring dawn]

i get that

im not into the meta im pretty noob

lol

[warm lake]

yeah but i think that one only gives like plus 8 or plus 10?

[daring dawn]

if you want i can try to help you though

[warm lake]

ive had some really good setups before that got me to like round 30

[daring dawn]

im not doing anything right now lolll

[daring dawn]

sometimes you get outscaled thats fine

sometimes its just pure luck

[warm lake]

i think my highest ever run was with the cowboy boot, the bull, the stocks card, the baseball man, and the credit card

i got over a million chips in a single hand, it was crazy

[daring dawn]

the credit card is probably what killed you there

[stoic veldt]

FUCK MY LIFE

[warm lake]

maybe

[daring dawn]

1 more slot for a multiplier joker wouldve gotten you further, creditcard is a pretty mid joker even i know that

[ionic remnant]

guh what happened

[daring dawn]

you need to pay that debt back anyways and having no money is almost as bad as having negative money

[warm lake]

ive tried looking at tier lists but i literally cant even distinguish most of the jokers on them lmao

[daring dawn]

since there's tarots that just straight up double your moneys

[wary trout]

🤷‍♂️
Maybe reflects the King's rage when he got emotionally and physically DESTROYED in front of the entire court by the court's royal funny guy

[warm lake]

wait sorry not credit card

the uh

[zenith owl]

Jane foole is historic jester and could work as a legendary gaining 1x mult for every queen destroyed since she was a fool of queens

[warm lake]

license card

[daring dawn]

ya those arent very helpful trust

[daring dawn]

that one's too situational i dont like that one lawl.... ive never used it in a game yet

but then again i havent gotten past red stake yet so

[wary trout]

^^^
Tier lists in roguelikes should be avoided imo

[quasi quiver]

trib slapped his ass and the king was like "ok do worse" and he did worse

[red hamlet]

it's not situtational
you want enhancements

[warm lake]

i really wish i could get a run where i can do the steel joker, and find a way to turn my entire deck into steel cards

[zenith owl]

Any thoughts?

[daring dawn]

it is when most decks focus on reducing your deck in the first place and its a later-game card

by mid-game you should already have 12 or more enhanced cards but still thats not always the case

[wary trout]

Like yea, some stuff are stronger than others
But everything has its place and context and tier lists make it seem like items in lower tiers are always worse than items in higher tiers

[daring dawn]

all that for a measely 3x in mult makes it kind of a bad card in my book unless you have a ballot already

[daring dawn]

hard to do but rewarding anyways

im greedy so i like making as much money as possible with my decks more often than not

[wary trout]

Honestly the King's fault smh
Trib was the true master of improv

[quasi quiver]

trib is goated

[warm lake]

I really like the bull when I’ve got good money going

I managed to get a run where i was getting like 48 bucks a round

[daring dawn]

the bull can be extremely OP if you already have a deck setup and you're late game like that other person posted

[warm lake]

So it’s an extra hundred (or two hundred with the blue copier joker) chips each round

[daring dawn]

with flipping e27 money

[zenith owl]

Canio better with paradolia

[quasi quiver]

aw shit i forgot to get sixth sense value

[zenith owl]

Madness

[wary trout]

A Matador during an interview:

[quasi quiver]

trib is better with even 1 retrigger card

[zenith owl]

Paradolia + canio > trib and jacks

[red hamlet]

The Humble MAgician
The Humble Empress

[wary trout]

I like Yorick

[willow kite]

Since when odd todd has 1 EYE?! i just noticed it now, damn he takes his job really seriously

[wary trout]

Since always :P I love the little details like that

[quasi quiver]

i do too, free mult since youre using discards anyways

[daring dawn]

my luck

[quasi quiver]

i also just now realized that since you pointed it out

FUCKYES

[willow kite]

Btw can you appear more ofter? you are my fav joker

[vagrant wedge]

miauuu

[willow kite]

What are you doing here sebastian?

[uncut ember]

best hand for plasma pack?

[willow kite]

Human hand

[vagrant wedge]

balala

everyone died

nobody comin in

[daring dawn]

just got the best spectral luck ever, oops all sixes

now its time to get the absolute 6 destroyer

[quasi quiver]

ill try, but the others are worth it for temperance value

ayyy my hand size is 5 now, i unlocked the voucher finally

[wary trout]

In Gold Stakes, I feel like Yorick is the least situational alongside Chicot. Like, Trib and Perkeo are by far the strongest, but you can't just deckfix into kings/queens that easily and you've got to get lucky to take decent advantage of Perkeo's ability when you don't reroll like in white stakes
Yorick suffers greatly from blue stakes, but if you survive to get him online you gain free xmult

[quasi quiver]

using ectoplasm

[wary trout]

I never find Canio, no opinions on that one 😭

Or when I do, The Hanged Man simply stops existing

And glass becomes 0/4

[quasi quiver]

canio didnt work for me because its too hard to destroy cards, only hanged man and like sixth sense and trading card

which are both uncommon

[solemn elm]

the spectrals in question:

[wary trout]

And for sixth sense to scale Canio, you need pareidolia :P

[solemn elm]

the glass cards in question:

[wary trout]

Which is an uncommon as well

[daring dagger]

Glass Joker, Canio, Oops all 6's

[solemn elm]

what

i was talking about ways of breaking faces lol

[quasi quiver]

oh true immolate

[daring dagger]

WAIT I MEANT TO TYPE MORE THAN THAT AND PRESSED ENTER

SHOOT

[frozen gust]

I reached the limit of the seed i had yesterday, i think. This is the scoring from 1 lucky red seal king card that hit the +20 mult 3 times in a row + 4 glass 10 mult red seal kings.

[daring dagger]

I was trying to say that the glass breaking set-up can work really well in certain cases

[frozen gust]

I did WAY better than yesterday :3

[daring dawn]

do i sell the gold joker and the chaos for the acrobat (4x for four of a kind + 3x on last hand)

very tempting

[daring dawn]

le money though

[frozen gust]

Seed again

[royal zenith]

that ain’t perkeo 😭 /j
Also no, ur fine

[daring dawn]

woops

i didnt even bother to look at his name unironically

[royal zenith]

actually maybe selling family and chaos would be good

[daring dawn]

too late i died from greed

WAAAAA

my avarice.....

https://tenor.com/view/rick-james-greed-greed-is-a-hell-of-a-drug-gif-12641463219521950907

[royal zenith]

Ye family is a pain, probs should’ve sold it for acrobat since that works for the first few rounds

[daring dawn]

yes i love skipping blinds

so that probably wouldve worked in my favor

[red hamlet]

I'm facing medusa right in the eyes

i'm gonna go out knowing i looked at a beautiful woman and died stoned

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[lapis latch]

hi

[tawdry veldt]

balatro ruined my life...

[red hamlet]

that's ok

[lapis latch]

i raged quit so hard i deinstalled balatro xd

[slow cypress]

@ionic remnant OMG THANKS FOR SPAWNING IN MY RUN AND CARRYING YOU MY FIRST WIN AND LEGENDARY

[lapis latch]

canio is lowkey just an more broken hologram imo

[ionic remnant]

i love u

[lapis latch]

(lowkey my second fav joker frfr)

[red hamlet]

nobody loves me

everyone just sells me for the 10 bucks

[ionic remnant]

i love you dad

[ruby fossil]

any house fans ?

[ionic remnant]

oh hell nah

[lapis latch]

lowkey i am always too busy playing black deck to use you

[lapis latch]

DOCTOR HOUSE????

HOUSE PLAYS BALATRO?????

FUCK IT I AM RE INSTALLING IT

[little citrus]

is that house jonkler

[ruby fossil]

hi

[red hamlet]

can't wait for next card pack

[quasi quiver]

OHHHH SHIT I JUST UNLOCKED INVISIBLE JOKER

[ionic remnant]

i think wilson should be the queen

[lapis latch]

I LOVE DOCTOR HOUSE

[quasi quiver]

the house always wins

[little citrus]

this will be assassins creed in 2012

[lapis latch]

I NEED THAT SHIT FR

[quasi quiver]

i didnt know the 4 jokers thing was for invisible i was just doing it and i hit a good run

[ruby fossil]

very excited for this one

[quasi quiver]

polychrome chad with spare trousers and then i hit hologram and i got idk how much mult on it, then swapped out the third joekr at the end a few times

[lapis latch]

wilson should be the queen and the jack is def foreman

[quasi quiver]

ok for my next 2 unlocks i will (hopefully, if i can) do them in the same run, 5 gold cards in one hand and then the 400$ joker

[lapis latch]

lk

the only jokers i havent discovered

is

stoned jimbo

and the glass jumbo

they both are beyond shitty

[red hamlet]

stone is meh

but glass is so peak

[uncut ember]

chicot

whats ur league ign

are u queuing darius jungle rn @red hamlet

[red hamlet]

no

[uncut ember]

kk lmao

[ionic remnant]

bro

i just judgmented into a brainstorm

what are the odds of that

[red hamlet]

same odds as getting a brainstorm in the shop

[ionic remnant]

dont burst my bubble

[quasi quiver]

i got it too

[red hamlet]

bro asks a question

gets an answer

and is mad

[ionic remnant]

now what are the odds of THAT

[ionic remnant]

it was rhetorical...

i cannot risk immolate here

[red hamlet]

coward

[pallid sapphire]

random purple seal ain't hurt ig

[ionic remnant]

i have 2 good cards and one of them will be dead no matter what

[quasi quiver]

3 cards that are not clubs/spades, 3 cards that are

[red hamlet]

yolo

[pallid sapphire]

smeared and four fingers? should've built for straight flushes

[ionic remnant]

i already slapped a purple seal on the red ten

[cursive kernel]

vex joker

[open kindle]

Idiot dies because he sold DNA for trading card

[quick moat]

[buoyant orbit]

Arf

https://tenor.com/view/cat-squish-cat-cat-head-rub-head-rub-discord-gif-20128447

[red hamlet]

me

[quasi quiver]

my banana popped :(

MY BANANA IS BACK

HOLOGRAPHIC BRAINSTORM?

[open kindle]

No context

[dawn coral]

i don't see mod chat can anyone direct me to it

[zealous orchid]

#⚙・modding-general

[open kindle]

There are no mods

[zealous orchid]

you need to tick off the channels in channels & roles iirc

[open kindle]

I was trying to make a joke because I thought he was making a joke, my bad

I thought the guy meant the moderator chat

[quasi quiver]

photo pareidolia??

[dusk wasp]

I like to imagine there's a little Balatro man in my computer who opens all the card packs with his teeth

[quasi quiver]

yeah

my teeth hurt

wait shit i might have to sell cavendish?

[red hamlet]

why would you

throw the rocket

[quasi quiver]

im going for 5 gold cards in a hand

or 400$

those are the unlocks i am going for rn

im not really going for score im going for money

[plucky flame]

Huzzah, finally

[zenith owl]

Hey big lips

[ancient plover]

Can someone help me? I can’t figure out a mechanic.

[solemn elm]

shoot.

[wind iris]

The moon.

[ancient plover]

When I try to use these Tarot I can’t figure out how it’s greyed out for use

[velvet tinsel]

What shall I sell

[red hamlet]

only 1 card

not 5

select just 1

[quasi quiver]

probably face card?

i mean

scary face

[red hamlet]

scary face goes

[ancient plover]

That worked thank you! Looks like a star can do three and chariot one

[velvet tinsel]

Yea I was thinking abt that too

[red hamlet]

it does say it on the cards

[velvet tinsel]

Welp you served me well scary face

[ancient plover]

I just noticed that 😭🤣

[quasi quiver]

ok, better question, im going for 400$ in a run, what do i sell for sock and buskin? im assuming either pareidolia or cavendish since x4 mult with buskin compared to x3

[ancient plover]

Are Tarot one time use?

[quasi quiver]

or do i sell pareidolia and get more face cards?

[red hamlet]

yes

[ancient plover]

Thank you!

[red hamlet]

all consumeables are one-time

[quasi quiver]

ill sell pareidolia probably and replace with sock

ok yeah that was the right choice

fuck tha needle 🔥

ayyy i did the gold unlock

[wraith nexus]

Gang how do I get good at balatro

[quasi quiver]

lock in

[wraith nexus]

I’ll look into that

[restive knoll]

Should i make Real life Balatro, thing is i already have Regular Cards, Major Arcana Tarot cards and Stamps with different varieties of colors, all i need to make is the Jokers and the spectral cards

Although, someone already made a video about it i think, i just have to watch how he did it

[restive quarry]

If someone shuffled their deck and it came out like this, I'd be mad as hell at their lazy ass XD

[grizzled socket]

Easy full house

[restive quarry]

It is, just laughing at all the 9s

[restive knoll]

I have to make a wheel for also the odds

Mmmmmmm

Meh, i don't feel like it maybe next update whahahahhaaa

[daring dawn]

just one more discard and you can get that four of a kind.....

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[serene meadow]

I have become John Balatro

[magic schooner]

Arrowhead pog

[wraith nexus]

My tiny mungo card

[minor nacelle]

i need help. whats a better combo, canio + pareidolia or canio + trading card?

[quasi quiver]

fuck.

i rerolled so hard to try and find something to save me but no

probably should've bought that reroll voucher waaay early on despite struggling on money

now i just have to go for 400$ i dont have to worry about gold cards ig

[minor nacelle]

im not continuing this run until someone lets me know

[velvet valley]

Pareidiola

[quasi quiver]

holy shit rare tag just gave me blueprint

[velvet valley]

You can just hang them

Good times mult

Or if you lucky

Immolate

[red hamlet]

canio pare - easier scaling
canio trading - money + fixing

i'd take pare and pray fr immo

[velvet valley]

Gambling fr

[minor nacelle]

i already have 30 jacks and 263 dollars im chill

[minor nacelle]

thats why i always skip

skipping 4L

[honest summit]

I think I am having a fun run

[paper coyote]

how did

buh

[quasi quiver]

polychrome gros michel from wheel.. beautiful.

[ancient plover]

This is my new addiction

[quasi quiver]

ok shit what do i do

[paper coyote]

uranus

[quasi quiver]

too late

rerolled

[paper coyote]

uranus

boooooooo

venus

[quasi quiver]

ok fine ill open celestial pack

i got uranus in celestial pack

[ancient plover]

I wish Markiplier would make more Balatro videos 😭

[paper coyote]

URANUS

[quasi quiver]

and venus but i took uranus

ok now what

lmfao

[wind iris]

You’d probably want Banana to expire first before popping invisible.

And hope it duplicates Blueprint and not Rough Gem. Or sells Rough Gem first.

[paper coyote]

win

[unkempt sphinx]

whats better polychrome hallucination or foil smeared

[quasi quiver]

oh true i can just wait lol

[unkempt sphinx]

my deck is basically just club and spade

[paper coyote]

that one

[wind iris]

I wish he saw High Contrast or took more time to look for it. Although I don’t blame him as well. XP

[lime violet]

yea that one

[light vortex]

Does Cryptid have a discord?

[minor nacelle]

no bro it was painful watching him play

[last finch]

real

[paper coyote]

buh

yeahs

i think

yeah

[quasi quiver]

MY BANANA HASNT POPPED AND ITS BEEN LIKE 8 ROUNDS CMONNN

[paper coyote]

bana

[last finch]

you had to jinx it

[light vortex]

I've known you for five messages and I have to say your pfp fits perfectly lol

[paper coyote]

glubglub

https://tenor.com/view/fox-pet-petting-this-thing-gif-16442205733782896442

[quasi quiver]

my invisible is 7/2 and i wheeled it to holographic so now it has a use ig

[light vortex]

It opens discord, but not the Cryptid???

[quasi quiver]

BRO IVE GONE THROUGH SO MANY ROUNDS MY SHOP HAS A BARON

[light vortex]

Baron Pog Baron

[quasi quiver]

ok i got greedy joker and i have so many diamonds im gonna sell banana and use invisible now

OOOOH SHIIIT

MY INVISIBLE COPIED BLUEPRINT

[paper coyote]

unga bunga

[quasi quiver]

holyy shiiiitt

ill move blueprint to greedy if i need score

WHAT TEH FUCK

WHAT THE UFCK

HOLY SHIT

[slim junco]

New nubby high score

[quasi quiver]

ok screw greedy and diamond this is going palces

places*

[paper coyote]

mag dump into rerolls until you havent money

[light vortex]

Absolute Balatro

[quasi quiver]

the rerolls were worth it

[paper coyote]

b

[quasi quiver]

22 million score on ante 5

[light vortex]

Starting to think cryptid only links to discord...

[quasi quiver]

94 million on ante 6

[paper coyote]

5

[digital tusk]

the humble plant

[honest summit]

Here is the seed for this 76BIN3RA

[mighty epoch]

fuck my luck
this was the naneinf run but i rerolled out of greed and got fucked

it was "playing high card sets money to 0$"

[vagrant wedge]

i hope this thing DIES

[wind iris]

7K???

[paper coyote]

boooooooooooo

[mighty epoch]

ya im sad

like i just neede to get to ante 29 and it wouldve been good

burgular to get hella cards then boom

[quasi quiver]

i feel like there should be jokers that dont count against stencil, for example hanging chad has a cut-out in it

[quasi quiver]

wait since im not going for money what should i even go for

[paper coyote]

there should be a burrito joker

[zenith owl]

What

Why

[mighty epoch]

whens next content update

[paper coyote]

yeah

[zenith owl]

What would it do

[paper coyote]

look awesome

[quasi quiver]

rolls yo hand into burrito

[mighty epoch]

if anyone wanted the seed

[zenith owl]

Oh no

[zenith owl]

That's alot of dna

[wind iris]

Why specifically Ante 29?

[zenith owl]

Well it's the plant

[paper coyote]

pant

[mighty epoch]

bcz ik it works on that ante or else you beat the serpent too easily without even copying baron/mime so u need the req score to be high enough where you dont beat the boss with all ur hands

[quasi quiver]

the last spectral card i need is black hole

[zenith owl]

Bro what

[digital tusk]

the negitive tag:

[mighty epoch]

round 69 the perfect round for me to have gotten fucked

[zenith owl]

Black hole upgrades all poker hands

[quasi quiver]

not what i meant

negative* too

[mighty epoch]

but doesnt count towards satellite

[paper coyote]

mulch

[quasi quiver]

yet its a spectral card like the soul

[civic wind]

I started a few days ago and got to ante 7 but lost on big blind 😞

[zenith owl]

Yeah because it's rare

Duh

[wind iris]

Oh! Interesting!

The highest I’ve ever gotten was actually last night with this run. It could very much gone NANInf if I was a little more lucky. Had Perkeo Cryptid and 3 Blueprints.

But I had to use my cryptids in order to stay ALIVE.

[digital tusk]

makes sense, satellite is unique planet cards

[quasi quiver]

1.7 billion chips on ante 6

[zenith owl]

Why specifically ante 23 are you yorick's cousin?

[quasi quiver]

FUCKING HELL ITS THE PLANTON 7

[mighty epoch]

he is yorick acc

[quasi quiver]

FUCK

[mighty epoch]

find a luchador

[quasi quiver]

I CANT HAVE SHIT!!!

[mighty epoch]

make a sacrifice of a joker

[wind iris]

No I just died on Ante 23. No enough Cryptids. At least I died on the funny 69 round.

[quasi quiver]

IM GETTING BILLIONS IN SCORE BUT THERES PLANT COMING UP

[mighty epoch]

cant have shit in detroit

[charred gate]

+voucher tag -> director's cut

simple as

[mighty epoch]

baron mime glazer right here

[wind iris]

Lend them your energy for a Luchador or a chicot.

[quasi quiver]

more like photochad glazer

[paper coyote]

urge

[mighty epoch]

but that leads to baron mime

its the easiest way to survive ig

[quasi quiver]

HOLY SHIT I MIGHT GET CHICOT

[wind iris]

Either that or invest in a lot of glass.

[quasi quiver]

yeah i made tons of glass

[wind iris]

LENDING YOU THE ENERGY.

[zenith owl]

Yall shit on chicot all times yet you look for him now

[quasi quiver]

what do i sell? blueprint or the foil mastermind

[quasi quiver]

HEY IM THE CHICOT GLAZER

[zenith owl]

Isn't it obvious?

[quasi quiver]

IVE NEVER HATED CHICOT I SWEAR

[wind iris]

I LIKE CHICOT.

[paper coyote]

sell the emperor

[wind iris]

Chicot isn’t the most flashy. But it’s hard to complain about Chicot.

[zenith owl]

I hope it's canio

[wind iris]

They are just nice to have.

[zenith owl]

You don't deserve chicot

[quasi quiver]

ig so

ITS YORICK

[wind iris]

Yo.

[zenith owl]

In search of gold you got diamond Ig

[paper coyote]

rick

[zenith owl]

But you dead fr

[wind iris]

I’m like Yorick but with pronouns.

( But also I do go by They/Them haha. XP )

[paper coyote]

bars

[karmic wharf]

Has anyone gotten their Jimbo plushies yet?

[zenith owl]

I am like perkeo but with straight eyes

[bold maple]

[wind iris]

Also I JUST got the joke. That’s very clever. XP

[quasi quiver]

yorick was so close to getting at least x2 mult

[paper coyote]

i am

[quasi quiver]

PLEASE clutch tf up

[karmic wharf]

If anyone ends up answering please @ me imma probably forget to check

[paper coyote]

guh??

when did plush

[quasi quiver]

OMFG I CLUTCHED

[wind iris]

No.

[quasi quiver]

THANK GOD FOR GLASS

[zenith owl]

You should clear for sure

[quasi quiver]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[paper coyote]

when did plush exist

[wind iris]

LESSSS GOOOOO.

[quasi quiver]

i got 1.5 mil

[zenith owl]

Don't play flush fives use full houses

[karmic wharf]

No about getting the plush or?

[wind iris]

Just barely made it.

[zenith owl]

Full houses are powerful and scale quickly

[quasi quiver]

oh shit i just realized what you meant

[paper coyote]

how do i obtain yimbo plush

[karmic wharf]

Was on makeship months ago

[paper coyote]

enjoyment

[quasi quiver]

lmfao i shouldve solled the brainstorm since it can show up again and not the blueprint

[wind iris]

No the plush hasn’t started shipping out yet. Makeship plushies take a while,

[zenith owl]

Blueprint doesn't show up again?

[karmic wharf]

Ya they do for sure 😭

[wind iris]

To be fair, both are rare enough that you’d struggle finding one or the other.

Don’t worry you got Yorick.

[zenith owl]

I am really getting kina bored with balatro

[quasi quiver]

well i wont EVER find blueprint again unless invisible

[paper coyote]

mb

[karmic wharf]

Try Luck be a Landlord

[zenith owl]

What's that

[wind iris]

There’s always different games!

[paper coyote]

try fortnite

[zenith owl]

I am playing deadcells atm

[quasi quiver]

its like balatro but the jokers are the cards kinda

[zenith owl]

Castlevania route

[karmic wharf]

One of the main inspirations for Balatro, it's a similar concept but you use symbols in a slot machine

[paper coyote]

nvm keep playing that

[quasi quiver]

and you have a 5x5 grid of said cards

wait nvm you have jokers and editions on cards

[wind iris]

Play UFO50

[karmic wharf]

Hell yes I second this

[karmic wharf]

I see we share Slay the Spire, Ufo 50 and this server, just gotta say, peak game taste man

[zenith owl]

I am a Mobile plauer

[paper coyote]

o

uhh

play like

uhh

[karmic wharf]

Luck be a Landlord is on mobile

[zenith owl]

I have hitman blood money reprisal aswell as deadcells

Both goated games

[paper coyote]

idk buy fnaf 2

[zenith owl]

Maybe I will check it out

[wind iris]

An incredibly good game. I’m sad it didn’t take home at least one award. The scope is incredible and has so much passion and love.

Also yes, I also play Slay the Spire. XP

[zenith owl]

I finished all the fnaf games tons of times

[paper coyote]

idk

do like

uhh

[karmic wharf]

I think it won some indie game awards but it definitely deserves more attention. I think that if it comes to Switch that'll help it a lot

[paper coyote]

fortnite

[zenith owl]

Here is my list

[karmic wharf]

Play Vampire Survivors

[paper coyote]

oh just keep playing geometry dash you'll be fine

[zenith owl]

Nah

I suck

[karmic wharf]

Vampire Survivors is on mobile, console and PC.. it's peak

[paper coyote]

go beat every nine circles level those are funky epic fresh

[zenith owl]

Btw you should try the mobile version of hitman blood money

It's goated

It's on Google play and app store

It's worth trying

[paper coyote]

yitman

[zenith owl]

What

[paper coyote]

:3

[supple sorrel]

I won with Campfire and saw that this joker isn't so bad. I thought it only worked if you sold jokers, but I realized why I sold a tarot card and my multi went up. 👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️👩🏿‍🦯‍➡️

[zenith owl]

Everyone is typing a storm

[paper coyote]

fogata

[zenith owl]

@wind iris legend says he is still typing to this day

[wind iris]

Yeah I did see that which I’m glad! But I do agree it deserves 100% more attention. It really does have something for everyone.

It also introduced me to different genres of games that I haven’t tried before and would like to try more of like Avianos.

[quasi quiver]

wait you can sell tarots too?

[supple sorrel]

I ended up liking this joker

[wind iris]

…

[zenith owl]

You can sell any cards

[supple sorrel]

Yes

[zenith owl]

It says "sell cards"

It never specifys

[quasi quiver]

lol i always skipped campfire

[zenith owl]

Me too

It resets

[quasi quiver]

i know you can sell tarots i just didnt know it was for campfire

if it was like 0.1 per sold card PERMANENTLY itd be good

[zenith owl]

Nah

That would be broken

[quasi quiver]

if hit the road did something like yorick it'd be much better

[zenith owl]

I didn't unlock hit the road yet

I have 11 jokers left to unlock

[karmic wharf]

It definitely is a great way to introduce people to titles they usually wouldn't play! I find myself avoiding platformers usually but I really enjoyed Mooncat for example.

[quasi quiver]

lemme count how many i need to unlock

[karmic wharf]

Party House is such an amazing deck builder too like within Ufo 50

[zenith owl]

Zero right?

Why is your name soup

[paper coyote]

soup

[zenith owl]

Is he edible?

[quasi quiver]

4, and 2 of them are legendary jokers

one is the 12 round run and the other is 400 bucks

[zenith owl]

I unlocked all legendaries

[wind iris]

YES PARTY HOUSE. It is so simple yet so great. Also Mooncat is very much a vibe.

Another favorite easily is Rail Heist for me. Such a unique concept that at least for me I haven’t seen before. Plus the setting is great.

[quasi quiver]

this looks so weird

[quasi quiver]

its because i havent exited the run

[digital latch]

[paper coyote]

s

[zenith owl]

Especially the green punk with drifted eyes who looks like the human version of the lucky green leaf

[quasi quiver]

its just that voucher and then the 2 planet merchants for my vouchers

[karmic wharf]

I got sucked in by Pingolf and Quibble Race.. I have neglected most of the games but I'm planning to try them all. I'm gonna try Rail Heist next though, I was intrested already but now I am more.

[zenith owl]

Chicot > perkeo

[wind iris]

Good luck cowboy! Do Gran proud!

[karmic wharf]

Thank you! It was really nice talking about Ufo50!

[wind iris]

Haha same. Glad to see another fan of the game. :]

I won’t be surprised about talking about UFO50 again be it here or on the other side. I wouldn’t mind!

Or maybe we’ll just end up talking about Balatro in the UFO50 server. Whose to say. XP

[supple sorrel]

[digital latch]

[karmic wharf]

If you wanna add me to talk about our shared game interests you can for sure! I just don't wanna clog the Balatro server with something off topic

[supple sorrel]

[wind iris]

Hm, I think I’ll take you up on that offer pal. ;)

( Also good point. )

[quasi quiver]

chat do i sell my x11 yorick for sock and buskin?

i'll have 4 retriggers and 3 XMult compared to 3x3

[paper coyote]

falter

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-specialz-you-are-my-special-sukuna-gif-14424374003215728200

[paper coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-rocking-crazy-crazy-seal-insane-man-gif-6717527695886076289

[quasi quiver]

actually wait no it isnt worth it because it'd only be an extra x8, but at the same time itd also retrigger my other glass cards

idk

since it will retrigger my other glass its worth it

[paper coyote]

joker

[bold notch]

if i have two oops all sixes does the 1/2 chance for played face cards to give 2 bucks give me 4 bucks a face card (triggering twice because it’s now 4/2?)

[quasi quiver]

oh. erm. uhhh

quite the predicament

yorick wouldve been better than sock and buskin tbh

legendary on title screen

im gonna go for the 12 round run

FUCK I MESSED UP A REALLY GOOD RUN

out of order.

fuuuck

[ionic remnant]

i beat inflation

with an egg swash build no less

[quasi quiver]

holy shit this 12 round run is going good

[ionic remnant]

gah damn

[lyric cedar]

Waow

[quasi quiver]

wasnt enough

atleast i dont think

yeah no

wasnt enough by a long shit

shot*

[daring dawn]

shiiiit

[quasi quiver]

im on ante 8 on my 12 round run

ok mime baron combo?

[opaque shard]

Hitman:
1 in 5 chance to destroy a scoring face card and gain its value in chips
Rare

[quasi quiver]

could clutch

[opaque shard]

Would it be better as uncommon actually

Not guaranteed odds

[quasi quiver]

YES

I FUCKIN DID IT

[opaque shard]

Ggs

[quasi quiver]

WOO

[thin pilot]

yaho

[quasi quiver]

lol this happened again

[uneven edge]

another run falling victim to the plant

[severe geode]

Always get retcon

[thin pilot]

its harsh

happens to me all the time

stay strong soldier

[static sage]

the marios are multiplying chat

[thin pilot]

dahell is this

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

this garbage stuff doesnt belong here

[thin pilot]

indeed

get this outta here!

[static sage]

mfs when people dont play a game the exact way they want them to

[thin pilot]

woah

dont get this out of here

[solemn elm]

i dont care how youre playing

just put it in the right channel if youre talking/posting about it

[static sage]

it seems you do

[thin pilot]

i dont think its that deep

u know whats deep tho

[solemn elm]

it really isnt that deep

[thin pilot]

my dna inside you baby

[solemn elm]

taking it personally probably reveals something about u tho

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-gif-6250973632100210017

[vagrant bane]

We need a tree as joker

[trail ginkgo]

Economy fine then

[swift trellis]

if you survive The Plant this joker gains 5x mult

[hexed canyon]

No money tree

What am i looking at

[topaz umbra]

Can anyone find why this screenshot is depressing?

[quasi quiver]

abandoned

[vagrant bane]

I don't see the problem

A

Ffnff

[quasi quiver]

its abandoned deck

[static sage]

abandoned deck

[vagrant bane]

Actually still good

[quasi quiver]

happened to me on mobile when i got my first ever canio

[topaz umbra]

ye...

[vagrant bane]

Standard pack has a king

Trust

Atleast it ain't trib

[topaz umbra]

It's also cause I have a baseball card and no uncommons

[quasi quiver]

ok im going for the $400 unlock

[hexed canyon]

Canollio has the same face as me rn

[real sphinx]

ngl getting trib would be sadder

at least you can strengthen 10s then kill them

[hexed canyon]

Today I fumbled a perkeo run because the rest of the run was just bad

They will not find my body.

[vagrant bane]

I once lost a run

With

[quasi quiver]

mmm natural polychrome jokers

[vagrant bane]

Stuntman

On plasma

And a blueprint

Missed the score by 2,000 points

[graceful ermine]

i bought the universe in its entierety

[buoyant orbit]

On my momma

[rigid holly]

150 hours, still dont have all jokers bc yorick hates me

i will get you yorick…

[quasi quiver]

i have gotten 3 yoricks

[rigid holly]

ive gotten like 5 perkeos 😭😭

[static sage]

perkeo is like

the best one tho

smile

[quasi quiver]

ive never gotten perkeo

its so satisfying when my lucky cards give both money and mult, its happened sooo many times now

i just realized my banana lasted 1 round

i have 3 NATURAL polychrome jokers, none from wheel

[quasi quiver]

and its back

FUCK

[deft sierra]

Plagued by poor financial choices (bought the balatro playing card deck)

[quasi quiver]

IM SO PISSED

IM SOOOO PISSED

I AM SEETHING

[deft sierra]

I got it like twice

[quick moat]

That’s a thing?

How much

[deft sierra]

$16

[quasi quiver]

I FORGOT TO PLAY 5 CARDS

I FORGOT TO PLAY ALL 5 CARDS

FUCKING HELL

[quick moat]

[quasi quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187229918602461194/1279228823623438502/TwDownload.me__bon73P_866.gif

[quasi quiver]

SUCH a good r un

[deft sierra]

All of these fellers are included

[quasi quiver]

is there a high contrast edition?

[quick moat]

Goated

[deft sierra]

No

[quick moat]

Banana AND blueprint?

That’s 2 bananas

[raven moss]

This is genuinely the most disappointing canio I've ever gotten..

[hexed canyon]

Second most

[hexed canyon]

^

[raven moss]

Pareidolia, easy

[verbal zephyr]

hey other chat check out my awesome build

[raven moss]

Peak

[hexed canyon]

This build made my parents get back together

Thank you

[verbal zephyr]

one blue stake left ☹️

[hexed canyon]

I would rather do every saw trap then play one more black deck hand

[glad oriole]

bunch of gays

[vagrant bane]

Mime caught cheating on baron!!!!

[glad oriole]

the existence of multiple gays in one area does not imply a relationship.

[vagrant bane]

Baron and Mime are a couple

[radiant sleet]

I’m going blatrinsane!

[glad oriole]

i know

[hexed canyon]

Baron and mime and photochad go on double dates in the french countryside

[radiant sleet]

Baron and mime do double dates with hanging Chad and photograph

[vagrant bane]

^

However photochad was barons ex

Back in high school

[past pebble]

wtf is erratic deck even about?

[hexed canyon]

10 of clubs

[rigid holly]

Most normal erratic deck

[timid cedar]

Rerolling until you get either 20 of a single suit or you get 12 copies of a certain rank.

[fiery yew]

cause its fricken canio

oh shit forgot to change out of john doe lmfao

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263501011184783450/1350860569128730634/speed.gif

[stable nymph]

can anyone help me im dumb and i cant figure how to actually use the mods

[radiant sleet]

10 of spades seed

[timid cedar]

#⚙・modding-general

[radiant sleet]

How am I meant to get the 400$ joker?

[vagrant bane]

Gl with the mods tho

[radiant sleet]

Is the play green deck or nah

[vagrant bane]

Wait there's a joker for being super rich

[rigid holly]

a few ways but the easiest is probably anaglyph and then skipping for a double money tag once you have a bunch of double tags

[radiant sleet]

I don’t even have anaglyph yet lmfao

[rigid holly]

ah well then uhhh just try to save up on a white stake deck

[radiant sleet]

I’m currently doing black stake on blue deck

[rigid holly]

no real way to do it other than that, doesnt really matter what you use

[radiant sleet]

Because I’m tryna take one deck all the way before another

[red hamlet]

Not the loyalty card

[rigid holly]

that joker (golden ticket) isnt THAT good so you can probably wait and get it naturally

[radiant sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-scaling-jokers-balatro-what-is-balatro-scaling-joker-spare-trousers-gif-14667956399435073449

[past pebble]

havent found anything better

[red hamlet]

Sattelite*

[timid cedar]

Mail-in-rebate is a decent way, get a bunch of the same rank, and blueprints/brainstorms to copy MiR,

Another is to go gambling (max out lucky card spam with Oops),

Playing full gold hands with golden ticket and retriggers

Mime and gold cards

[rigid holly]

oh wait that’s satellite?

what’s golden ticket lol

satellite actually sucks

[red hamlet]

Play 5 gold

[radiant sleet]

I thought golden ticket was unlocked from playing a hand of 5 scoring gold cards?

[rigid holly]

yeah it is, my b

[radiant sleet]

U good

[rigid holly]

satellite is actually not good though i dont think ive ever used it but i also might not know how useful it is

[verbal zephyr]

i still have yet to take satellite

idk how that got typed like that

anyway yeah i have not taken it ever

[rigid holly]

i took it just to get it but it’s not good

[timid cedar]

It’s at most $12 per round

[red hamlet]

It's pretty mid
But it makes the other planets useful in some way when ripping packs

[rigid holly]

yeah but i have to buy 12 planet cards

[verbal zephyr]

oh wait no i’ve taken it at some point i must’ve because it’s in my collection

[timid cedar]

Other jokers have higher potentials, and are also easier to start

[verbal zephyr]

probably like a shop 1 buffoon pack that i sold

[rigid holly]

it needs a buff honestly id rather have golden joker