🎙・server-chat

[radiant bough]

not really

[red hamlet]

😔 it's a good gif

got flames and stuf

[thin pilot]

You can all have my dna

[vernal plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761325399577067521/1318702466283343913/1318702085331488859.webp

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/scotland-forever-gif-1469023208301646087

[zenith owl]

Starlight from DC?

[vernal plinth]

aw hell nah that animator

they got a goofy art style

[zenith owl]

Balatro is goofy

[thin pilot]

yaaaa mannn

[vernal plinth]

what's DC-

[zenith owl]

DC comics

You know batman and stuff

[vernal plinth]

mm, nnope

[zenith owl]

Yorick or merick?

We rick

[grand dune]

Fellas, which of these shall go for the blueprint?

[zenith owl]

What's up cake shaper

[low sphinx]

this video is so good

[zenith owl]

Get rid of drivers license

[radiant bough]

drivers liscense or cavendish

[zenith owl]

What no

[grand dune]

I don't wanna rid the banana, but driver's license is already activated

[radiant bough]

probably cavendish because that can die

[zenith owl]

Don't get rid of Cavendish

@grand dune baron?

[thin pilot]

yup

[grand dune]

Why????

[radiant bough]

they're both 3x mult except one can die and the other can't

[grand dune]

Ok, banana it is

[zenith owl]

Bro

It's 1 in 1000

[pallid sapphire]

who here has actually had their cavendish die

[zenith owl]

I never had a Cavendish die

[radiant bough]

still

one can die and the other can't

[grand dune]

I've had my banana die twice before reaching ante 8, so no

[pallid sapphire]

technically license can die if you somehow go below 16 enhanced cards

🤓

[zenith owl]

No way

[radiant bough]

i doubt that's gonna happen with baron 😭

[low sphinx]

me

[grand dune]

I have alot of enhanced cards already, just need to remove the lame ones

[zenith owl]

Yeah like glass cards

[pallid sapphire]

real

[low sphinx]

the run i unlocked cavendish it died three rounds later and then i got another cavendish in the shop

[radiant bough]

wtf

[zenith owl]

Yeah i once had gros Michel and Cavendish

[grand dune]

I'm going to remve banana

[pallid sapphire]

cavendish is common, nothing wrong with that

[grand dune]

True

[zenith owl]

Couple of runs ago

[grand dune]

Then I'm made up my mind

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[radiant bough]

oops with the bananas is crazy

[zenith owl]

Yeah and Cavendish still didn't die but gros did

[low sphinx]

here's the seed if you're curious hehe

[zenith owl]

This set of cards is kinda bad ngl

I never used runner

Prob one of the worst scaling jokers

[pallid sapphire]

what are those other two cards

[radiant bough]

whaaa

15 chips is a lot

[zenith owl]

For straights

Like

[pallid sapphire]

runner scales fast bruh wym

[zenith owl]

That's alot of work

Still alot of work

[radiant bough]

it's worth it tho

[low sphinx]

its almost like i play for fun and i like the runner joker

[pallid sapphire]

straights aren't that hard to pull

[zenith owl]

I like fast pacing

[radiant bough]

i got it to like 500 chips last run

[pallid sapphire]

I barely do any deck fixing so I'm always going for straights or pairs

[thin pilot]

based

[zenith owl]

I am in a full house

A full house is better than an empty house

[pallid sapphire]

true

[thin pilot]

but sometimes an empty house is nice and cosy

[zenith owl]

Actually

[low sphinx]

the other two were ancient joker and the wrathful joker

[pallid sapphire]

damn

I haven't used the sin jokers in ages

[zenith owl]

Wrathful joker does what again?

[pallid sapphire]

+5 on spade

[low sphinx]

its just base mult for spades

[zenith owl]

They are pretty good early game

[thin pilot]

yeah for like 2 antes

[gusty basin]

@thin pilot sir, i found this

[thin pilot]

NOOOO

[pallid sapphire]

They are but I don't do flushes anymore so I usually go for jolly joker

[thin pilot]

Soldier be strong

[gusty basin]

You know what we should do

[zenith owl]

Oh i thought we were talking about jokers like sly and crazy jokers my bad

[gusty basin]

I did it

[thin pilot]

PHeW

god bless

ur truly one of a kind soldier

[gusty basin]

It was so tempting

[radiant bough]

poor chicot 💔

[thin pilot]

you have been trained well

[north pebble]

is talking about modded balatro fine here?

[gusty basin]

Thank you sir 🫡

[thin pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-medal-of-freedom-obama-gif-7544963

[zenith owl]

This was my strangest run ever

[pallid sapphire]

Go to the modding chat

[red hamlet]

oooo, you're about to make me post

[gusty basin]

Lmaoo

[grand dune]

Uhmmmm:

[thin pilot]

oh no....

[gusty basin]

Why are you here

[grand dune]

I don't need this, do I?

[thin pilot]

We just sold u

[zenith owl]

Not worth it

[thin pilot]

how are u still alive

[gusty basin]

Spare me today

[thin pilot]

never ask for forgiveness

ur stong

[gusty basin]

Oh

Yeah

[final delta]

hello

[red hamlet]

oh wow what a funny screenshot

[radiant bough]

would help a lot copying your good kings

[red hamlet]

🙂

[thin pilot]

SOLDIER

WHAT IS THIS

[gusty basin]

Bishh 😭

[grand dune]

I guess I'll stack on them hangmen

[thin pilot]

were u asking for help

FROM CHICOT

[gusty basin]

No I didn't sirr

[thin pilot]

why...

[zenith owl]

I actually find violet vessel and the wall fun

[red hamlet]

If only there was a card that disabled the boss

[gusty basin]

I died but didn't fall

[final delta]

i can help

[vernal plinth]

hello mf you refused to spawn on 1st and 2nd soul but thankfully you did on 3rd one

[thin pilot]

i see.... i respect that

[final delta]

ill try better next time

[thin pilot]

ur truly a man of ur word

[zenith owl]

Luchador

[gusty basin]

Bishh

[radiant bough]

they get insane at higher stakes

[red hamlet]

then buy blueprint and sell blueprint

peak interaction

[thin pilot]

WE got perkeo in here truly a G

[grand dune]

I won't buy dna anymore, right?

[gusty basin]

Perkeo >>>

[zenith owl]

Wtf is this seed

[radiant bough]

??????

[vernal plinth]

WHY WOULD YO

[red hamlet]

BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

I'M A REAL JOKER

[thin pilot]

thats pretty cool

[radiant bough]

that's a thing? 😭

[pallid sapphire]

yes

[zenith owl]

2 blueprints and 2 brainstorms first ante?

[red hamlet]

yeah lmfoa

[zenith owl]

What the hell

[thin pilot]

Share your nut with us

[red hamlet]

debug mod

[radiant bough]

can it do the double chicot

[zenith owl]

Ngl the art mod is horrendous

[pallid sapphire]

chicot where were you when I got violet vesseled in golden needle and inflation

[zenith owl]

It's cringe

[thin pilot]

golden needle...

the worst one of them all

my nemesis

[pallid sapphire]

Came up 70k short

I almost cleared it

still salty over that and the inflation loss

[zenith owl]

Yeah it makes your ass turn gold

[pallid sapphire]

I got to ante 6 in cruelty too

[thin pilot]

indeed

[zenith owl]

I remember poking my ass with a needle

[thin pilot]

uhm

is it golden now

[zenith owl]

Best feeling

Nah

But it bled

[thin pilot]

i see

i wonder why

[zenith owl]

Yeah weird

[thin pilot]

[red hamlet]

no, sadly

[red hamlet]

you're horrendous

[radiant bough]

didn't need to share that

[zenith owl]

I was joking

Lol

[thin pilot]

wdym

[zenith owl]

Or was I?

[thin pilot]

its important

OOOOH

or was he

[pallid sapphire]

he was not joking cause he has all hands and no discards

[zenith owl]

You don't get it

Discards are cancer to me

[thin pilot]

phew

[zenith owl]

So i have to burn them

[thin pilot]

i see

[zenith owl]

They don't call me the burglar for no reason

[red hamlet]

should change your pronouns to he/he
cause you're not him

[thin pilot]

damn

thats deep

[radiant bough]

yorick hater

[zenith owl]

That sounds like laughing

[radiant bough]

holy shit Michael Jackson

[thin pilot]

yorick is cheeks

[red hamlet]

fits, cause you're a joke

[radiant bough]

you're cheeks

[final delta]

this game is a very mean game

[thin pilot]

no

am i

[radiant bough]

yes

[thin pilot]

no im not

[pallid sapphire]

did you know? taking off a negative from a joker is making him michael jacksoned

[red hamlet]

4 hours, chat

[thin pilot]

GOD DMAN IT

[zenith owl]

And you are the entire sitcom

[thin pilot]

ooooh

🚒

[red hamlet]

i love sitting in

nvm

[thin pilot]

my

nvm

[random tendon]

hmm..

[pallid sapphire]

should be fine

[random tendon]

it is fine

[pallid sapphire]

are your chips eclipsing your mult lol

ye

[zenith owl]

Sell yourself

[random tendon]

my wee was over 1k chips

[thorny skiff]

Dna

[random tendon]

where were you when I needed you

[zenith owl]

I was out there robbing discards

[random tendon]

I needed those hands

[thorny skiff]

Just win that ante and move on

[thin pilot]

Yes my dna

[thorny skiff]

To new run

[thin pilot]

u can have it

dw

[random tendon]

yeah that was a run 30 minutes ago

[random tendon]

is this rizz

[thorny skiff]

Oh

[zenith owl]

You are having it from a bird?

[thin pilot]

yes indeed

[zenith owl]

Wait

[thin pilot]

watch and learn

[zenith owl]

How do birds...you know?

[random tendon]

honestly thought it was just a 3d circle

[zenith owl]

Make other birds

[red hamlet]

in the cloaca

[random tendon]

small wee and then egg

balatro terms

[uncut ember]

getting there

[zenith owl]

They just egg them

Like shit

They shit new birds

[red hamlet]

yeah bird only got taht 1 opening for everything

built like a multitool

[zenith owl]

Is it big?

[thin pilot]

i usually shit shit

[zenith owl]

Can a car fit inside?

[red hamlet]

depends on the bird

[thin pilot]

not birds

[red hamlet]

Kiwis are fucking insane

[zenith owl]

Your shit is white for some reason

It's disgusting

[thin pilot]

ow

[red hamlet]

kiwi eggs are like half their body

[random tendon]

Joker idea: Stables
unconmon

Gives xmult equal to the amount of jokers

[red hamlet]

it's nuts

[thin pilot]

did i shit on u at some point

mb

[random tendon]

a reverse joker stencil

[zenith owl]

Actually that happened to me once

[red hamlet]

Abstract but Xmult

[thin pilot]

it was probably my cousin

[zenith owl]

It was worse than having someone fart infront of your face

[thin pilot]

he a kinda odd

[thin pilot]

how do u know that one

[radiant bough]

abstract but xmult

[random tendon]

depends, some weird people enjoy those types of stuff

[zenith owl]

I am bulit different

[random tendon]

exactly

[thin pilot]

O_O

[zenith owl]

I am not a masochist

[random tendon]

nah you just steal

[red hamlet]

built wrong

[random tendon]

Built abnormally

[red hamlet]

Put together in a queer way

[random tendon]

We all say that until we're given a "harmless" experience

[steady roost]

jokerless easy tutorial working march 2025

[zenith owl]

I never tried jokerless

It doesn't make sense

[red hamlet]

step 1 load up the run
step 2 press "win this run"

[random tendon]

It's interesting to do

[red hamlet]

congrats

[zenith owl]

Like how

[random tendon]

celestial packs

and enhancements

[zenith owl]

This game is designed for you to try and cheat poker

[steady roost]

win this run mod download github

[random tendon]

or just celestial packs

[zenith owl]

Not enough

[random tendon]

it is enough

[red hamlet]

ez jokerless

[zenith owl]

That would mean the entire run is based on luck only

[random tendon]

not on gold stake though

[red hamlet]

femjim so cute

[random tendon]

best hand: 0 🔛🔝

[zenith owl]

Nah

[red hamlet]

bro you gotta be gay

[random tendon]

she's doing the thing in Roblox

that smirk

[steady roost]

wtf

[zenith owl]

So because I don't like your roblox artstyle I am gay?

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-giga-chad-chad-gif-23788137

[random tendon]

you could've said that internally

[steady roost]

"roblox artstyle" what

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/13reasons-why-hannah-trouble-gif-8668140

[random tendon]

Imagine balatro with inscription lore

[olive smelt]

dont buy jokers

[steady roost]

lost ante 2 not enough score

:c

[random tendon]

Celestial packs and enhancements is the key

Also white stake

[steady roost]

plasma?

[random tendon]

any deck tbh

[steady roost]

which hand do i play

[red hamlet]

the challenge deck

[random tendon]

what's easiest and/or the most leveled up

[red hamlet]

jokerless outside of the challenge is worse than sandpaper on your insides

[steady roost]

what

[red hamlet]

the challenge stops jokers from appearing

so it's actually feasible

[random tendon]

Have you finished all challenges?

[steady roost]

i finished one

(1)

[random tendon]

depends, it's kinda fun to do on non-challenge decks

[random tendon]

oof, finish some more and then you'll get the jokerless challenge deck

[red hamlet]

just play disco elysium

[brisk thorn]

New Yonkagor Song Tomorrow

[steady roost]

the state of btd6 currently

[random tendon]

wtf

[gusty basin]

Dagger ate my wee 2nd time today, Im gonna off myself

[zenith owl]

Jimbo eradicated half of the population

And he is trying to kill the hero

He is pure evil

[ionic remnant]

bro made an unfortunate miscalculation

[pallid sapphire]

mod time where instead of playing gwent, geralt plays balatro

[grand dune]

Made it past ante 13 for the first time

[zenith owl]

He also created 149 jokers to hunt down the main protagonist

[gusty basin]

I forgot to move it

I thought this was it, black deck over

[random tendon]

in my defense, people would get into it MORE especially those who are into lore if it's plugged with heavy amounts of lore within the game

like imagine getting some sick lore out of a seemingly "chips,+mult, xmult" based game

[pallid sapphire]

bros playing in slow motion

[zenith owl]

More like it's in space

Everything is so fictional about the game

[random tendon]

yeah but it's fun

[pallid sapphire]

balatro is a game made up by a demented clown (jimbo) who picks random everyday items and makes them into parts of the game

[random tendon]

like lore about the actual jokers

[pallid sapphire]

we have plenty of lore on the jokers

[zenith owl]

Jimbo can be some sort of a god who trapped you in space forcing you to play endlessly untill you die

[grand dune]

Banana lore:

[random tendon]

banana lore:

[zenith owl]

And all the jokers are just manfiestions of him he created

[random tendon]

how can he pick up literal human-like "things" if that's the case

[pallid sapphire]

I think it's funnier if jimbo is just that one guy running a funny stall at the carnival

but he somehow summons more mass in the form of the insane chips you get

[zenith owl]

That could also work since there is a photograph of him dealing cards

[pallid sapphire]

elaborate

[random tendon]

in my own version, he's like this higher dimensional being who's just bored and saw poker and one day just picked up random stuff from earth and made some adjustments for their enjoyment

[random tendon]

baron, mime, and some other jokers related

[zenith owl]

That's what i just said

[random tendon]

yeah

[pallid sapphire]

They're drawings he made of stuff tangentially related to the idea of a "joker"

He says "Wouldn't it be cool if we also had other kinds of clowns besides just a 'joker'?"

[red hamlet]

[pallid sapphire]

damn realest

[red hamlet]

woof

[pallid sapphire]

heel

[red hamlet]

nu-uh

[pallid sapphire]

bad dog

no treats

[red hamlet]

nu-uh

don't need your treats

[pallid sapphire]

ok

[random tendon]

okay so how about this, Jimbo is just this dude in a carnival and you're a stranger that doesn't know anything until when you played his "game" you got transported into this spacial reality of which he constructed and gives you the option to always come back to it or not

[pallid sapphire]

Then I'm going to make you into a treat 👲 🍽️

[final delta]

what the fuck did i walk in on

[zenith owl]

Plot twist you don't have the option

[random tendon]

And the 150 jokers, decks and furthermore we're either personally made jokers by the other players who completed the game or them completely

[pallid sapphire]

I think it's creepier if he never transports you but he's always pulling out increasingly larger mountains of chips from his wagon

Like when you hit e23 chips you destroyed the continent that sank in chips

[red hamlet]

fucking no game no life logic

[zenith owl]

Or wait

Hear me out

He is just a dealer who changes his face according to the jokers you have

[random tendon]

That's just cartoonish

[pallid sapphire]

So is transporting to a different dimension

[random tendon]

that'd be a horror game

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[pallid sapphire]

Inscryption 2 let's goooo

[zenith owl]

Everytime a joker card takes effect the face of that card is on his face

[random tendon]

imagine seeing the dealer have 5 faces and have the consciousness of them, or even just plain talking when they're triggered

[zenith owl]

And if you lose

He just kills you

[pallid sapphire]

No if you lose he just plays the loss track but if you play again he hits the jukebox and it plays the main theme

I don't believe Jimbo is a malevolent entity

[random tendon]

imagine seeing mime say again and then the dealer turns his head and say "1.5x!" right after

[zenith owl]

He is

[random tendon]

I'm imagining FNaF jumpscare

[pallid sapphire]

He just wants to play a game

[zenith owl]

Yeah forcefully

Like flumpty bumpty

[pallid sapphire]

Forcefully? Just click exit

[zenith owl]

From one night at flumpty's

[elder fog]

guys ive only won on red stake how do i have gold stake unlocked

[zenith owl]

Game just wants you to suffer bro

[pallid sapphire]

Did you press unlock everything

[random tendon]

I like the concept of the 150 jokers was just personally made jokers of previous players who "completed" the whole game

[pallid sapphire]

I've never seen what happens fi you press unlock everything

[elder fog]

nah

[red hamlet]

you clicked unlock all in profile for sure

[elder fog]

didnt

[pallid sapphire]

maybe someone else did

[random tendon]

maybe Jimbo did

[elder fog]

wait

[red hamlet]

do you have erratic deck unlocked?

[elder fog]

hold on

[elder fog]

i beat gold stake on ghost deck only

[red hamlet]

for sure clicked unlock all, otherwise it wouldn't be unlocked

especially if you have gold stake unlocked on other decks

[elder fog]

bro thats actually annoying

[opaque shard]

Me waiting for the group chat to reply to the perfectly crafted joke that took me 7 hours to come up with

[red hamlet]

damn

my gif favorite page is now full of landmines

[vestal nacelle]

given that they have every deck unlocked too, I'd assume so lol
hitting unlock everything literally unlocks everything (jokers, decks, stakes, etc.)

[stoic veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[pallid sapphire]

What effect does it have on the stickers

Do stickers only show on stuff you personally beat, cause previously I assumed it just gave a gold sticker on all the decks and jokers too

[finite shadow]

It definitely does not do this

[vestal nacelle]

nope, doesn't do this

they 100% hit unlock everything

[pallid sapphire]

Ahhh interesting

So just opens everything in collection and gives access to all decks

[vestal nacelle]

and stakes

yes

[finite shadow]

Yeah just ….. unlocks all …..

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-waiting-cat-wait-waiting-cat-waiting-gif-9780709586447195996

[red hamlet]

crazy how that works

[finite shadow]

On gawd

Hit back 2 back naneinf yesterday one w/ perky one without neither on plasma. Felt like a demon, almost felt compelled to explain to my father what it meant so I could hear that he was proud of me

But I digress, happy fent Tuesday ladies and gentlemen

[lime violet]

Chat is it ggs or do I have a chance

Spade debuff is crazy

[lime violet]

Lmao nvm, I got it in the first hand 😭

[finite phoenix]

depends how much you were counting on baron earlier

other than baron and some chips from your bonus cards most of your scoring is coming from jokers

[red hamlet]

PLEASE

PUT YOUR POLYCHROME ROCOKET AT THE END

RAAAAAH

[finite phoenix]

yes

[echo quartz]

How does the invisible joker work? without selling it just stacking rounds, just visual or does stacking rounds actually affect it?

[red hamlet]

nothing happens past 2

once it hits you, you should sell it unless you wanna be funny and wait for Verdant Leaf

[echo quartz]

wtf does verdant leaf do

[red hamlet]

disable cards until joker sold

[agile pawn]

i might try to get a gold sticker on invis whenever i encounter it again

[echo quartz]

oh yeah

what a prick

[red hamlet]

such a scary boss

[echo quartz]

100%

[elder fog]

what should i do

[compact violet]

no money 💔

[timid geyser]

i finally hit completionist+ 🍻

[fervent haven]

Bruh a bit late to show

[proven idol]

grats bro

want it so much

[uncut ember]

damn whata good start

blueprint chad

and baron

[timid geyser]

thanks bro, i hope you get it soon

[timid geyser]

what deck are you trying to gold now?

[proven idol]

wont be soon, i'm just "starting"

[proven idol]

the first one

didn't do a single gold stake by now still

lol

[timid geyser]

it took me like 160 hours i think

[proven idol]

at least i'm almost there

had some close runs

[proven idol]

to beat your first gold stake?

[timid geyser]

noo xDDD, to get gold on every deck

[uncut ember]

lucky or steel?

[proven idol]

rip 🤣

i'm 60 hours with no gold stake still (some afk hours tho)

[lime violet]

Doesn't matter?

[timid geyser]

first deck i beat gold stake on was checkered and it was in first try, probably cus it is the easiest deck out there

black deck took me 25 tries

[red hamlet]

raaaaaaah

[proven idol]

gotcha

[proven idol]

have you ever saw any videos to learn some strategies?

or just genius

[timid geyser]

i watch roffle sometimes, hes decent at least, and very good to learn when you are beginner

[uncut ember]

looking up strategies is for noobs

[pallid sapphire]

negative sixth sense goes hard

[proven idol]

based

i am noob

[lime violet]

oh, I didn't know that gives +mult lol, I only used it for polychrome

[red hamlet]

bro does not read the jokers

purely vibes based gameplay

respect

[uncut ember]

gay based gaymeplay

[lime violet]

💀

yea polychrome is polychrome, idc what else the card does

But I fixed it

put it at the end

[radiant bough]

FINALLY

[pallid sapphire]

picking jokers cause they contribute ❌

picking jokers cause they look cool ☑️

[pallid sapphire]

damn two duos, jealous

[timid geyser]

whats the strat of getting gold sticker on every joker, or there is no strat

[radiant bough]

got an ankh early with the eternals

[pallid sapphire]

well theoretically you could go anaglyph with a good build, then do that negative tag thing and pick up a bunch of random useless jokers

[uncut ember]

unlucky

[pallid sapphire]

All of which can pick up the gold sticker with the real team

[radiant bough]

anaglyph and negative tags

[red hamlet]

play anaglyph and farm negative tags
get a perkeo on ghost deck, copy a shit ton of ankhs and get a shit ton of double tag colas to get negatives

[timid geyser]

havent thought about that, thats cool

anaglyph is my least favorite after black deck

[red hamlet]

my bad
plasma deck perkeo + sixth sense to get an ankh

easier to survive

[pallid sapphire]

anaglyph kinda pops when you skip an orbital and your hand level jumps up by like 10

[random cedar]

Hi chat

[daring dagger]

Horrible time for my glass to break

[elder fog]

what should i get rid of for mime

[daring dagger]

It's joever

[random cedar]

How is everyone today

[hallow belfry]

Hologram

[elder fog]

bro wha

[red hamlet]

depends if you have enough kings to keep you alive rn

[elder fog]

hold on

this rn

[red hamlet]

yeah you can probably yeet chad

[uncut ember]

does blueprint duplicate red card

[elder fog]

alr thanks

[lime violet]

should i delete a joker to get this

[pallid sapphire]

yes

wait

[lime violet]

which one tho

[timid geyser]

@red hamlet can you tell me how many jokerper sucessful run can i get if i use that strat

[pallid sapphire]

no I was replying to the red card comment

[red hamlet]

10+ lol

[pallid sapphire]

idk, are you having trouble making flushes

[lime violet]

no

[pallid sapphire]

You're not going very far anyway with that since you're past ante 8 now

[red hamlet]

on anaglyph you can straight up just farm negatives by skipping shortly before 8

you'll have 6-7 double tags so 8 negatives

[timid geyser]

but cola has to be eternal right?

[red hamlet]

nope

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BZ4JY-6M_f0

[lime violet]

so do I take it?

[uncut ember]

is this one good?

[red hamlet]

cola can't be eternal anyways

[pallid sapphire]

if you're not having trouble making flushes you don't need it

[lime violet]

aight then

[red hamlet]

if you're built for straights, it kinda doesn't matter

[pallid sapphire]

very

[red hamlet]

you're only risking getting shot by a suit debuff boss

[uncut ember]

oooh with chad it would be OP

[silent zenith]

Does anyone know when the Balatro Playing cards will ship? I preordered it and the page shows "March 2025", but I was wondering if there was more info on this somewhere. /genq

[uncut ember]

they should've made joker packs similar to pokemon

default, chances to get foil, negative, polychrome and the other one

[red hamlet]

oh hey, real gambling

[elder fog]

should i buy showman and hope for a mime or baron

[uncut ember]

not rly its just booster packs

[silent zenith]

I prefer to buy a set of jokers because making balatro work like actual TCG packs devolves into gambling, which localthunk is heavily against

[uncut ember]

blueprint for hologram

[red hamlet]

yes, because pokemon cards are totally just booster packs and aren't opened en-masse to gamble for rare cards to sell

[silent zenith]

in the current day and age, booster packs are basically gambling

[lime violet]

yo chat I took a voucher that let's me reroll boss blinds but how do I reroll it

[elder fog]

blueprint where

[red hamlet]

left on blind select

[lime violet]

oh got it thanks

[red hamlet]

roughly here

[uncut ember]

booster packs are only gambling if you have a motive

[silent zenith]

thanks Stock Image Man

[uncut ember]

if you go in to opening a pack for X, then its gambling, if you do it for fun, its not

lol

[silent zenith]

Scalpers™️
Also I prefer to just. buy the jokers without RNG

[lime violet]

It was about to set my $400 to 0 if I played a flush lol

it would've been so over

[silent zenith]

Having a pack with predetermined cards would be cool as it would be like a buffoon pack, but youre guaranteed on what to get

[silent zenith]

🤝

[elder fog]

?

[red hamlet]

it's a gamble

you could get it immedaitely
or you could get shit all

[silent zenith]

I would sell photo for showman

since hologram is at like 8 something X

[elder fog]

alr

[uncut ember]

🅱️ean card

[dusky reef]

Imagine like a slightly more expensive playing card pack and it only has face cards in it

[silent zenith]

inverse abandoned deck as everyone is interested in it

[red hamlet]

just play erratic

[lime violet]

RIP

[opal fog]

banana or clown

[uncut ember]

polychrome acrobat is sexy

[elder fog]

first run played on new profile

[tall isle]

Did you take that showman?

[elder fog]

yh

didnt get anything good

[tall isle]

I dont think you do, i only just saw your post, photograph was probably a majority of your mult LUL

[inland hare]

Yall i really wanna buy balatro but i’d also wanna play it on my iPhone, what should i do??

[tall isle]

oh wait 6.75z

[elder fog]

nah it werent

[tall isle]

Buy it on mobile then.

[tall isle]

yur, not seeing your deck either is pretty ignorant of me

[inland hare]

Yeah but then I wouldn’t be able to play on my pc?

[red hamlet]

do you really not trust yourself that much to not get addicted to mobile

[valid panther]

buy on phone pirate on pc

having one legit copy is enough for every single game

[dense saffron]

same honestly

[inland hare]

That’s what i was thinking but tbh ion wanna pirate it on pc bcs of the achievements

[valid panther]

steam achievements?

just get it on one device and next month on another then

[uncut ember]

its only 15 you broke weirdo

[vivid island]

Made this based on a recent (salvaged) misplay I had as I hunt for my last few gold stickers.

[wooden orbit]

chat what am i replacing with acro (if i amreplacing any at all)

[uncut ember]

2nd

diamond card

[wooden orbit]

mm, sure

[uncut ember]

also depends on ur pants stacks

[wooden orbit]

+8

[uncut ember]

pretty shit for ante5

[wooden orbit]

yeah lol

my luck is shit

dump the pantas maybe?

if its too low

i have very little frame of refernce ngl

fuck the pants at least with the diamond card i have a chance hitting somestraight flush or smth

[sterile lodge]

Do we know if there will ever be an expansion, or content patch for the game? I feel like there is room for a bunch of more decks and jokers in the vanilla game.

[wide trail]

🥀🥀🥀

[oblique isle]

What is this even supposed to mean

[wide trail]

Yeah, a content update is coming soon.

[wide trail]

Look at my username

[solemn elm]

me when im bad <3

[wide trail]

Good*

❤️

[solemn elm]

there's a major content update coming out this year

[sullen snow]

How do we feel about playing cards? Worth buying? I'm complete noob

[opaque shard]

Don't cry little Balatro player, uncle Playstack's got enough friends of Jimbo updates to feed you your entire life. Hey, LocalThunk! Find more games to collab with! The fan is hungry!

(This is lighthearted ofc)

[wide trail]

You buy playing cards? 💀

Unless you have a hologram joker, do not buy playing cards

Use tarot and spectral cards to upgrade your deck

[tardy halo]

yoguys

i am cooking

[opaque shard]

Erm, acshually

[wide trail]

Modded?

[tardy halo]

handy mod

[oblique isle]

Nah this is vanilla

Trust

[wide trail]

M

[tardy halo]

just handy blud

[opaque shard]

It can be a good idea to try get purple and blue seals from standard packs

[wide trail]

Idk what that is I'm mobile player

[tardy halo]

and cardsleves

[opaque shard]

Also just cards that help your current build

[tardy halo]

bro i have 118 cards

[wide trail]

Proving my point exactly, just arcana and spectral packs but much less reliable and upgrades your deck much less. Also gives you no control over what you upgrade

[tardy halo]

wth

[tardy halo]

you can mod mobile

[wide trail]

IPhone player

[tardy halo]

you can mod iphone

[wide trail]

No you can't

[tardy halo]

use the balatro mobile maker

[opaque shard]

Blue seals give you the last hand you played in a round

That's very good

[tardy halo]

is this goated

[wide trail]

And? Spectral packs have blue seal 🙏

[opaque shard]

One way of getting something doesn't mean the other option is bad either

[tardy halo]

man

you can mod iphone

[opaque shard]

You probably don't care too much about the rank of a card when you're not gonna play it

[wide trail]

Yes, it does. You do understand that getting a random card for the blue seal means that you're gonna have to destroy it later to fix your deck waste, right?

[tardy halo]

bro look at this

[wide trail]

And if you wanted a planet then get planet boosters

You're essentially wasting 4-8 dollars on useless packs

When you can use it on other packs

[tardy halo]

what

i play on a seed

[wide trail]

Not you

[tardy halo]

MIPK41M6

oui

[opaque shard]

You don't need to destroy the blue seal

[tardy halo]

pause....

wait a sec

how to destroy play cards i wanna destroy cards

[opaque shard]

What's important is consistently hitting your play, whether it's by adding cards or destroying cards

[cedar goblet]

Since jimbo is a standard joker, and since jimbo gets the difficulty stake sticker on him if you beat a run with him, does that mean that some of the other jokers could be alive?

[wide trail]

Ah, I see. So you are a newer player and you've not gone for high runs yet. Is that it? It's basic logic that you need to actually BUILD a deck and not rely on your jokers, you can't have a random blue seal trash card in deck.

[opaque shard]

I've been playing for 3 months and got completionist+

[uncut ember]

the game rly wants me to play straight

[wooden orbit]

this game is killin me

[tardy halo]

you pee wee

[wooden orbit]

a poly even stephen

[tardy halo]

man i enchanted my jokers

[oblique isle]

Evil fucked up 7

[cedar goblet]

The 122 of diamonds

[wooden orbit]

what the hell do i replace even

[oblique isle]

Fist

[wide trail]

You're changing your argument from "card packs are useful" to "it's fine if a card pack does more bad than good." You've also changed your understanding of my original comment from "card packs are useless" to "card packs are horrible, your run is ruined entirely if you take a card." No, I don't care if you're completionist, your attempt to prove intellect by correcting me with such error is embarrassing.

[tardy halo]

hmmm

how to destroy playing cards

[opaque shard]

Hanged man, trading card and immolate

[wide trail]

I only know of like 2 cards that can do it

[uncut ember]

nah but even if that was a good point, "your attempt to prove intellect by correcting me with such error is embarrassing.", lets not pretend you're smarter than you are

[tardy halo]

okay what are them

[wide trail]

Immolate and hanged man

[cedar goblet]

You can use Hanged Man from the arcana packs, and a lot of jokers destroy cards, like trading card, which destroys a card if it’s the only card played on the first hand, and then it gives you $3

[tardy halo]

immolate gives money

[opaque shard]

I'm just trying to give playing tips

[finite shadow]

Gives money ….. and ….. ?

[tardy halo]

nothing else

[finite shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-waiting-cat-wait-waiting-cat-waiting-gif-9780709586447195996

[uncut ember]

bro people who type like this make me cringe so hard

[wide trail]

Why so? You decided to come into an argument with an ad hominem attack just because I didn't use informal English? Are you intimidated by my words?

[sullen snow]

Yo how rare is this?

[cedar goblet]

Removes a ton of cards in your hand (as in when you open the spectral pack)

[finite shadow]

Erm…. What the scallop?

[uncut ember]

bro shut up, go back to mcdonalds lol

[wide trail]

Then you can keep cringing, good sir.

[finite shadow]

I know I’m being facetious

[sullen snow]

Oh I thought I had 8 9 lol

[oblique isle]

Ad hominem?

[uncut ember]

nah link ur reddit account, i know you have one

[wide trail]

And destroys 5 cards

[finite shadow]

FUCKEMUP!!!!!!!!

[tardy halo]

bruh

[finite shadow]

Bros actively playing cryptid mod ?

[oblique isle]

Evil fucked up immolate

[finite shadow]

Real as fuck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212799147074265128/1300547005172547675/yPfQPeA2.gif

[opaque shard]

It feels like this most of the time

[finite shadow]

Me when my immolate give me $100 and nothing else

[wooden orbit]

ooooh showman...

grr

[tardy halo]

truly fucked up

[finite shadow]

Grrr

[wide trail]

Lmao I've never seen someone shit their pants so bad over words. I guess there are kids on this server who have never talked formally in their lives but you're the first to make me laugh. Amusing, but I'll block you now. 👋

[uncut ember]

@red hamlet yo you gotta read this cringelord's messages @wide trail

[finite shadow]

^is this guy the wrong guy or is the other guy the wrong guy I cba

[wooden orbit]

i should watch people actually play balatro

[finite shadow]

Not pee wee

[wooden orbit]

making the decision is so hard

[tardy halo]

i am a redditor

[uncut ember]

someone ask this guy how old he is

[finite shadow]

Wish there was voice calls in this servor

[uncut ember]

me too

i wanna hear how pathetic this guy is lmfao

[finite shadow]

😔

[wide trail]

I mean it'd be a click for the mods to make

Idk why there isn't

[tardy halo]

i think i rizzed the queens

[uncut ember]

why there aren't*, voice calls are plural kekw

[wide trail]

Wdym?

[tardy halo]

how to do more?

[wide trail]

There's like 5 Queens there tops

[red hamlet]

there's no way bro said opening standard packs for seals is useless

[wide trail]

Okay how tf do you have 11/9

[red hamlet]

white stake players, man

[uncut ember]

chicot did you read thissss

[tardy halo]

negative tag

[uncut ember]

hes so fucking funnyyyy

[opaque shard]

Double invisible joker

[wide trail]

Negative would give an extra slot

[uncut ember]

bro is ACTUALLY emotional over this game

[finite shadow]

Wait is that what he said???????

[tardy halo]

what to get rid off

man i got a invisable joker

[wide trail]

On what? An invisible takes a slot too

[opaque shard]

I forgot to say double negative

[red hamlet]

it's basic logic

[uncut ember]

Nah look at the way he types.

[opaque shard]

Wait this theme is peak as hell what

[uncut ember]

hes legit

[brittle willow]

GUYS

[tardy halo]

yo guys

[uncut ember]

bring bullying back 😦

[finite shadow]

A negative invisible when sold will create an additional joker without making a slot, expiring upon the removal of any joker

[wide trail]

What's wrong with my argument? A blue seal does mess up your deck.

[tardy halo]

what to do

[finite shadow]

Are you stupid

[wide trail]

Ah, I see. Ok 👍

[uncut ember]

Ah I see

[tardy halo]

erm what is that

[wide trail]

I don't know?

[finite shadow]

Laughed

[tardy halo]

two of hearts?

[brittle willow]

what happens if you get early trading card

[tardy halo]

wheres ten of spades

[brittle willow]

and dna

[finite shadow]

Two of FARTS!!!!

[brittle willow]

OBSERVE

[finite shadow]

I would shape for straights personally

[uncut ember]

its really hard not for me to laugh at this guy tbf

[finite shadow]

But no way to say for sure

[wide trail]

I mean if we're here to make fun of the way other people type then you can kiss my ass lmao

[finite shadow]

Would have to be in dat

[brittle willow]

I'm literally running wee idol and hack

[red hamlet]

Take me out to dinner first

[brittle willow]

the ULTIMATE twos build

[finite shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309390802593779783/1338963199285788723/mffla.gif

Kith my ath!!!!!

[wide trail]

I'm sure you aren't talking with the way you talked in the dms lmao

[uncut ember]

Obelisk was raised by reddit and no father, you can tell

[hot nymph]

ezactly

obelisk pisses me off

why is it rare

[red hamlet]

let's not leak our super secret conversations now

[brittle willow]

DO YOU SEE

THE POWER

[tardy halo]

bro wtf i cant do jokers anymore

[uncut ember]

Was he like "Ah you would like intercourse with me, a gentleman reddit mod?"

[red hamlet]

no, he found satanism weird

[wide trail]

Nobody's gonna leak shit, just have some self-respect. Make fun of me for my argument, not the way I type on a card roguelike's discord

[uncut ember]

Make fun of me for my argument, not the way I type on a card roguelike's discord

[red hamlet]

your argument of "getting a random card with a blue seal from a standard pack ruins the deck" is stupid

Because for most cases, it really doesn't fucking matter, especially for ante 8 runs

that's an extra planet that speeds up scaling multiple times for the cost of a single pack
yes, it can be bad

wait till you find out RNG affects the shop and you can end up only with chip jokers

[wide trail]

I'm talking about high score runs where you usually want a deck built towards something like a baron mime deck where you want kings

[tardy halo]

unfair

[red hamlet]

high score runs are dumb cause you just reset until you get baron/mime and call it GG

[opaque shard]

Chicot put it better than me

[wide trail]

Uh OK. I personally dislike rerolling but that's not part of my argument

[opaque shard]

It's better to not need a blue seal and have it than need it and not have it

Same with purple seals cuz you'll just discard it anyway

[wide trail]

Did I say it's useless? No, I said it could be bad. What I said was useless was opening card packs in general, because they're the worst value of all packs.

[hot nymph]

is it possible to have the soul in the consumables slot

[red hamlet]

you called them useless

bozo

[wide trail]

PACKS

[wide trail]

PACKS

[opaque shard]

Standard packs are some of the easiest way of finding seals

[red hamlet]

That same pack could have a redseal steel king, saving you immense time and money

[wide trail]

Doesn't mean you will

[uncut ember]

oops your mom adopted a useless pack 😭

[vagrant wedge]

miau

[tardy halo]

double or nothing?

[wide trail]

Yeah but that's way worse rng than opening tarot or spectral packs

[opaque shard]

Same with the other booster packs anyway

[uncut ember]

@swift sail this bozo obelisk is arguing with everyone

[opaque shard]

You can open an arcana pack and not get a hanged man for example

[uncut ember]

even called packs useless, what a mean insult

[tardy halo]

double or nothing?!?!?!??!?!

[swift sail]

be nice

[wide trail]

But atleast you have control with other packs and you're not buying it specifically to find the single best card

[swift sail]

this is a rule 1 reminder

[uncut ember]

my guy look a thow hes typing

[wide trail]

You could still get other useful tarots

[red hamlet]

If we're gonna talk about optimizing every little thing then literally waht is the point of playing 99% of seeds that do not start with baron mime on the first mega buffoon skip followed by a brainstorm blueprint buffoon pack

[uncut ember]

this is a rule 1 reminder

[sullen snow]

THIS DOES WHAT??? Holy crap

[pallid sapphire]

Bro got the loyalty card ong

[uncut ember]

yes its gay

[red hamlet]

Hell, no reason to play a seed that doesn't follow that with a perkeo, a sixth sense that gives cryptid and a standard pack that has a red seal steel king

[sullen snow]

Like Is that one of the best joker cards??

[tardy halo]

double or nothing trouble

[red hamlet]

At that point just don't play the game

[rose sorrel]

how do people watch roffle with his constant condescending tone and how rude he is to his viewers

[red hamlet]

Cause the run might not have the cards for a high score

[pallid sapphire]

No because it must copied the joker on the right (hack) so therefore it must be mid

[wide trail]

I mean if you have enough money then nobody's stopping you from buying card packs but they're as expensive as any other pack and you'd be better off using money on other packs or jokers if you don't have a lot.

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[sullen snow]

What?

[opaque shard]

He's not that bad

[swift sail]

sorry your name is not in the spirit of rule 1. i have changed it for you.

[tardy halo]

modding?

[brittle willow]

Run over :(

[sullen snow]

Is this a joke? Like idk what's sarcasm I'm big noob lol. I only need 1 more hand for it to have value

[wide trail]

Oh, ok. I don't mind

[brittle willow]

my strongest unseeded run ever

[tardy halo]

does that look like one for you

[red hamlet]

modded content goes into #⚙・modding-general

[tardy halo]

how is that modded

its vannila

[red hamlet]

https://balatromods.miraheze.org/wiki/CardSleeves

[pallid sapphire]

Loyalty card has a bad reputation

Namely due to the way it works

[tardy halo]

yeah its only that so what i meant double or nothing?

[sullen snow]

Well makes sense but if I get it early it's not that bad? X4 multi seems amazing

[rose sorrel]

he’s just sending a picture bro it’s not that serious 😭

[red hamlet]

It's a bad card cause you don't get to use it often

[wide trail]

He stated before it was the handy mod so yeah he's tryna act dumb

[red hamlet]

x4 mult every couple hands is not that great

[pallid sapphire]

Every six hands is a lot (of time its doing nothing)

[opaque shard]

Loyalty card is not that good but it has some niche

[red hamlet]

If you're using blue deck + vouchers so you can proc it every round, then yeah

[sullen snow]

Wait it's not permanent x4?

[red hamlet]

no lmfao

it's only on that one played hand

[sullen snow]

Wtf

[opaque shard]

Burglar can help loyalty

[tardy halo]

guys bye i have a lesson rn BYE

[pallid sapphire]

Once you proc it you have to play another six hands to get another x4

[red hamlet]

or you can just get a cavendish or a duo/trio or something that works 100% of the time

[rose sorrel]

loyalty card is so good just say your play is one dimensional 💀

[sullen snow]

OMG EVERY 6 HANDS I THOUGHT IT TRIGGERED FOREVER IN 6 HANDS

That's so ass

[red hamlet]

god i wish

[pallid sapphire]

LMAO

[opaque shard]

That is true also

[sullen snow]

Im Bout to immediately sell this garbage ain't no way

[red hamlet]

mfw loyalty card is the only thing keeping me afloat and i get hit with The Needle

[tardy halo]

bye bye chat

[red hamlet]

(it needs 3 extra hands to proc)

[sullen snow]

In other news any ideas what I should use my blueprint on?

Wait I can use blueprint and loyal card to get x8 at least right?

[red hamlet]

yeah
but only for the hand that procs it

and it's x4x4

[sullen snow]

Oh math

[rose sorrel]

every lineup has a blind counter

[opaque shard]

What if loyalty was x4 mult during boss blinds

That's essentially its niche I think

[red hamlet]

loyalty card but it's x1 for every ante played without skipping

would be so goated

[wide trail]

What's loyalty again?

[opaque shard]

x4 mult every 6 hands played

There

[red hamlet]

🐌

[pallid sapphire]

This could kind of be a niche pick

[opaque shard]

The description word by word

Im a god

[red hamlet]

not even niche honestly

It'd be 3x on ante 4 already

[pallid sapphire]

Weird madness

[opaque shard]

Anyway this would be just madness without the risk which is funny

[wide trail]

5 remaining gets me everytime because it's just a random out-of-place ability like local knew this card was too good 😂

[red hamlet]

.5x then

[pallid sapphire]

Sadness more like

Gladness

[sullen snow]

If I take this it's basically throwing right 💀

[opaque shard]

I'd like to see a x1 mult for every boss blind defeated joker

[wide trail]

Would have to be a legendary

[opaque shard]

Probably

[pallid sapphire]

Eh idk

[wide trail]

Maybe a 0.1x and it could be rare

[pallid sapphire]

Its either incredible or you just lose

[red hamlet]

so this is just madness

[pallid sapphire]

But without the risk

Technicallt

[red hamlet]

but it gives you the mult after bosses

[wide trail]

I mean they're very different

[hot nymph]

would you people rather have 1$ or 2$

[red hamlet]

🗿

2

[hot nymph]

interesting

[red hamlet]

would you rather have less money or more money

[cedar glade]

this guy snoozed through the exponent rule in 7th grade

[wide trail]

Less money 100%

[red hamlet]

bro slept through math

[wide trail]

×4×4

[red hamlet]

don't blame 'em

[wide trail]

I mean he did say ATLEAST x8

So he's technically correct

[hot nymph]

less

makes less change to carry yk

[red hamlet]

no, they said "to get x8 at least"

very big difference there

[wide trail]

Same meaning

He got x8 at the very least

[wide trail]

Or I guess it could be read differently

[cedar glade]

if youre going to stack multiplicatives you can always just put the second number as an exponent above the first

[wide trail]

Yeah I see it now

[cedar glade]

4 x 1.5 is equal to 4 to the 1.5th power

[wide trail]

Uhh 4x4 is 4 to the 2nd power tho?

[wide trail]

And no it isn't?

[cedar glade]

in terms of already stacking multiplications

[wide trail]

Oh