#🎙・server-chat
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Crazy?
I LOVE BUFFOON PACKS
i have mainly clubs
imagine not having spades main
99% of Balatro players quit buffoon packs before they're about to get blueprint
i was going for the joker unlock thanks for asking
wait that banana
holy crap that was close
i wanna copy it so bad but idk what to sell
probably just sell out of both spades and smear
Cavendish is probably like the single best xmult joker in the game
except for me, TRIBOULET!!
So true
just 2 kings or queens for more value than banana
but actually it does xMult in order of jokers so it is pretty goated
Granted you have high poker hand levels
is it the name for the banana that has 1 in 1k chance to destroy
Yea
like, you dont have to have hand-related xMult you can have joker +mult
Sell out of brainstorm for dna?
yeah tbh
idk why I never get it, even after using the 1 in 6 banana
negative riffraff must be hellish
how come you don't have spectral deck and cryptid 💀
I didn’t intend to do a Baron run pushing for high score
Literally just grinding stakes on ghost deck
But this crack ass seed is giving me everything I want
How do you get so many jokers?
I’ve yet to even win a game but also haven’t seen the majority of those jokers you have
2 ectoplasm spectral cards and a natural negative mime joker
I got duplicates of blueprint because of showman and invisible joker
I need to find the spectral cards.
Only have seen 2 in my plays
i had a similar issue today
easy now, vouchers... one at a time.
Probably like 30-40 games and still working on how to actually play.
Starting to make longer runs and got to 5! Was struggling to even get 3 so making progress
wait shit do i go for the family or the overstock
nvm
business card for the cooler Joseph J. Joker
i have 3 holographic cards in my deck
Meoe
chat
Chyat
there's a McDonald's in the pentagon
Digest the food as you do triangles
imagine casually serving trump a big mac
Order big macs at little ceasear
thjat was fun i actually got to play my main as well
I FUCKING FUMBLED ON THE LAST ROUND
I ALMOST HAD BEATEN BALATRO IN 12 ROUNDS FOR THE UNLOCK
now the best hand i have is a three of a kind
wait nvm flush is better
it was
"sell 1 joker"
and i forgot about my negative business card
Perfect setup defeated by the plant, tale as old as time lmao
No re roll voucher period
1/12th of score needed bro im
what's a plant
FUCK THE HOOK
AUUUAGH
I STILL HATE THE HOOK
its screwed me up SO many times
fuck da opps!!
i did it in a day you really gotta get the right tags for it
real
tysm btw 🙏
I didn't do it on plasma ngl
plasma is for noobs
no worries, blueprint will make things so much more fun
i dont have plasma deck 😔
billions must play the game further to unlock the remaining decks
same 😔
and it's blue
blue stake ez
I got ante 7 earlier and died
just get to ante 8
I tried
didn't pull the cards i needed and died
and there was like zero opportunity for deck fixing
99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big
fr, most balatro players run out of hands/discards before pulling cards
or when ur 1 card off the one u need and u don't pull it and u have 1 hand left with 0 discards
dude the amount of times that has happened is SO horrible
found a truly disgusting seed: L6EHTR6P you can do practically anything
fire
oh I didn't explain seed. neg perkeo arcana pack ante 2 (ante 1 just buy riff raff is prob best). don't reroll, take the neg skip -> neg brainstorm. then you can just do whatever. get showman when you see b/c there's 2 BP before ante 8. you can make a neg baron or something else in ante 5 or 6 too. and there's voucher skips and another neg tag and...it's crazy
almost..
reaaally shouldve gotten more wild cards now that i think about it
is there even a way to save this (its on hearts rn)
dead
needed more base mult ig?
u held in banana thats why
only the worthy can yield thy banan
flat mult late game = cooked
two pair???
lost ante 8 run today bc of silly 😜
why didnt you skip the blind? it didnt give anything exept for like 6 to 7 moola...
haha climate change go brrrrrrrrrrr
why would i skip if it would only give 6
do you anticipate im dumb
I put jimbo on my dog LOL
oh
what tag was it? just askin'.
i read that wrong
why is my 4 of spades debuffed on the club
its wildcard
wildcards count as any suit
this includes bosses
ohhhh
fanta wtf
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!? ( If yes and u wanna play ping me ok)??!??
Forgot to move the dagger... My wee is gone
What time is it there
5am
Btw i died
cutting your wee when it's the flint where you'd appreciate the chips from the wee even more 
big brain moment
Your first Joker can help you with that.
Took pariedolia for faceless joker, I had the bus
Lmao
I was like why did my score suddenly drop
well aren't you a goober
Oh yeah
When the right thing is giving up a perkeo
When the only thing*
Your first mistake was taking bus, its like a worse green joker
so that's just not the case lmfao
It is
the mistake he did was taking pareidolia
I mean I was hoping to get out of it after i level up 4oak
But im too dumb
Siiigh
Took me 3 hands to realize That bus aint moving
Maow
whats going on with the subreddit
this run is crazy
freakazoid
Whats better? 6 kings and 6 mimes or what?
?
I have 6 blueprints, 4 brainstorm
baron and mime?
red seal kings?
LMFAO
Whatt
5 on baron, 5 on mime
I didnt know it
Thanks
also grats on naneinf i guess
32 kings in hand, 1 played
and you got e316, e308 is naneinf
🤔
Omg
n-2=mime, n = baron
Thankyou
if red seal
5/5 and 4/6 split are the same in this case
This is going to be so peak.
🙏🏾
This was literally my best run yet, but I completely misplaced my ice cream
tf
thats not the only cringe youre doing, youre not utilizing your bp
tf
Yeah
then XMult jokers
is there a joker where if you win with less than 12 rounds u unlock a joker?
yea
Merry Andy
i completed one with 13 rounds 😭
- i had throwback
This was unseeded to, so I got extremely lucky
its easy in anaglyph
RIP
bro has amogus cards 😭
xd
is my pfp tuff guys
Super tuff
thx I drew it
That’s actually super cool
wait I cluched up
I don’t have an artist bone in my body except a keen eye for it 🤣
Wym
found some cards that weren't clubs
Hell yeah
Im still tryna mod mine I need a tour guide or something bc I though I had it and realize idk wtf I’m doing I just want pretty cards
lol
welp that was fun ig
Yeah I know I was gunna get around to it tonight while I have time
:(
damn
Do we grab hit the road here
Guys I have a negative joker that destroys 1 joker every time small blind or big blind is selected and gains 0.5x mult is it good or do I delete it
madness my beloved
only if you plan to just completely nuke gree njoker
Eventually I think
I need it for +mult rn
hit the road would be aight then
I’m wishing I didn’t take it now
Square + green jonkler 💔
I think this was my fourth try at plasma deck, is this a decent build?
is aight
Oh this gets better
Does steel card give mult if it's debuffed
Ok
it's debuffed

whats the best deck to get bloodstone
idk I thought it only doesn't give chips on playing hand
THE GAME IS TEASING ME WHAT THE FUCK
Oh no it's verdant leaf scary
so scawy
made a guy relapse on league
the chicot propaganda is working
I love this run
bloodstone+dice my beloved
bye bye misprint
Wtf
what do legendary jokers do
funny things
Sell the ace joker you don't need it
are they good
ranging from cracked (trib/cano) to eh (yorick/chicot)
perkeo is somewhere in the middle cause it's either super cracked or just hte most useless thing
I forgot i had a test
yorick is strong scalable x mult
if you know how to use perkeo he will never be useless
also reliable
yorick is strong scalable x mult, yeah
but you need to use your discards for it and you want to ideally dump 5 every time so it scales fast
now imagine if you got the cards you need on the first or 2nd hand🗿
it doesn't scale as fast as canio and doesn't have immediate power like trib
just dump the rest
oh my...
A lot
yorick works great with pair/3oak since you don't need a hand size voucher to always dump 5
well well well
once you start getting into 4/5 card hands, it hella slows down without extra hand size or luck so wack that you only get the cards you need after you dump all discards
90%
So negative tag usually wont get the one that i want. Do you think its better to go for plasma deck or eratic deck. Trying to win with as few joker as possible and using the empty slot for gold stiker
plasma means you can just get some shit like stuntman and soar
errtic you can get a 4oak/5oak hand ez claps
up to you which one you'd rather use
Note: Chicot can actually reverse the effects of some boss blinds as opposed to cancel if you can get an extra copy! (I wish that this'll be leaned into or developed in future updates, but it seems unlikely.)
unintended 😔
vile spawn of satan, why are you enabled
Ive got it to 3x so far
I wish I got it earlier though
yeah, it's a lot better when you get it super early and you can play lower size hands
I think I can still win with it though
im very upset that it took me 70+ hours to get one legendary joker
cause going from 5 card discard to 4 already means you need to dump 6 discards to get 1x instead of just a 5
it has all 10 uses left
Just sell it
well ngl i think im dead soon anyways
Well this was the weird run to say the least lol
i forgot lil uzi vert had a collab with babymetal
i like yorick, it may not be very viable for endless but he makes getting to ante 8 easy for me
so what if I..
lmfao
lowkey I might do it for shits and giggles
do it
only thing im really losing is bull
What about yorick
Why
to duplicate the yorick
Oh ok
And you can still have some of the jokers left
😂
Oh well
I don’t have it unpocked
unlocked
Im pretty sure
Drop certif or scary face at this point?
one of the starts of all time
You didn't win a run before?
Nooe
Yeah that’s pretty much me in a nutshell sorry just saw it
nope
talk about anti-synergy
Insane rng
not on this device
My dad has been playing for about a month and had never won a run yet and then yesterday after i coached him through a whole run he won his next run on his own
yea but
Back to back
Oh well if you win you will unlock it
Cause he pulled yorick on like round 3
yeah ik
I got 80 hours on my pc
like 2 on my phone
I wish I could transfer steam progress to mobile
Oh i thought you were a newbie
yeah man
flush five baron
with 3 kings in hand to give you 1.5x each
Instead of 7 kings in hand to give you 1.5x each
trib/baron is so wack
no lol
oh hey a soul
ok just won my first black deck
Cool
aight man, what u want me to do, sell it for the luchador
GIVE ME CHOCOLATE
thanks
yes
then you get a blueprint and you sell the blueprint when you want a boss blind disabled
Can I get this from shop now?
no
breh
Yesterday i got triboulet from a soul card and then realised i was using abandoned deck and my dad was laughing for like 10 minutes straight 😭
legendaries are soul only
why does it say unlocked then
cause you got it in collections now
It just adds it to ur collection
😭
joker concept
Deck Thinner:
common
The next 2 (2) times you discard exactly 3 cards, those cards are destroyed.
🗿
why is your baron yuri ,
all of them ? woag
Lol that’s awesome
shoulda had more jacks
mfw the card wants a lot of those cards
but then you wants you to throw them out
like fuck you man
don't take the tacks if you don't got the jacks
Guys i got a crt tv what if i got a hdmi to composite cable and put balatro on it
I remember when I first started playing I thought +mult is better than xMult
you can disable the built in crt filter
or you can not. double CRT could be kinda trippy
What's so cool about this illustration
had that gal on my absolutely fucked up cryptid run
Weirdly idk if it’s just cause ive been playing the later gens of crt consoles like the ps2 and wii but i haven’t really noticed the lines
brain filters them out eventually
she didn't do much tho
Finally... after days.... I don't know why RED deck gold was my white whale
how are you like this bestie
how do you live with this
1/5th of my deck is 1 card
tell my why using all my hands and discards means i can only draw 2 of them
play cryptid instead of league
if i wanted to auto-win, i'd just press the button
Just warp reality to get more discards smh
it's auto win but it's fun
i'm good
also it's not auto win ive been trying to get it on white stake erratic and it's just fucking me over every run idk why
Gave seance and zany joker stickers just to be cute :3
Bruh just keep kitting restart til you have like 10 kings
not how i roll, not how i rock
It's still easier bc the deck is already fucked with lol
ive beaten some pretty high stakes vanilla erratic idk why erratic is kicking my ass in cryptid
You just lean into however the erraticness is tending toward
aww this is actually cute
i know how erratic works, it's my main
ultrawide is so cheating in league man
cryptid is just an absolute beast full of shiny shiny things
OHHH ur talkin bout cryptid
yeag. pretty cool mod
this run is funny
I need a new comp I can't do shit with my Mac 2013 lol. And this switch is givkng me myopia
tbis is pretty crazy
What the chance
No voucher
I just lost yesterday with double canio 😭
I had holographic stuntman and increased hand size. I was set. Then didn't read the fucking blind all face cards debuffed
I had the reroll voucher too I genuinely almost cried
After losing to the same stake over snd over and over mostly from bad luck lol
level 3 two pair is insane 😭
Oh he was in ante 11 lol
I got it so late bro
I really want another legendary joker
It took me over 70 hours to get one
Ok I’m sending it
Rip
dang
Canio when Paradolia Trading card
I still wanna get paradolia Perkeo and Canio together
I am still hunting the perfect Midas Vampire run
Nah I’m cooked
i wish balala was real :(
- immolate
You didnt get burglar? Chris
how to mod balatro ?
@upper path #⚙・modding-general would be a good place to ask
👁️ leona
Ye
we love doomed yuri
The closest thing to doomed yuri I know of is vi and cait
doomed yuri
and then
it's just yuri
where's the doom
real doomed yuri is Leona from the happy go lucky Solari and Diana from the murder moon cult
Ayy nice
this game's fun
The doom is cait gassed vi’s people
bought it cuz my classmates also play it
And vi helped
really relaxing
that's not doomed yuri
that's just a class traitor
doomed yuri implies the couple is not meant to be
That’s why I said close
NFTS is a windows partition format lol
oh wait
it's NTFS. NFTs is the stupid art
too early in the morning to think

I'm extremely bad tho
that's ok
You really put the chick in chicot
balatro in the day poker in the night 
it's very gamba
only pick if it’s literally the only even half decent thing there
back to watching a guy terrorize people in league
damn I only get the addicting indies (ultrakill and balatro)
when the other tarots are completely unhelpful, wof is at least 25% chance of some benefit
that's a house
oh
?
I need to read some balatro gameplay docs cuz I suck
ugh anyways it's time to code in java I hate my life
there's a calculator for it
whats the explanation on why serpent wont show in ante 32?
bad rng
"big" bosses show up in antes that are muliple of 8
i.e the ones you need to beat to clear a normal run
definition of hope for the best expect the worst
Im pretty new to the game what should i do here?
What should i discRd for soul
Ik soul is good but do i sell misprint or drunkard
misprint cause it's a common and rng
Alr
drunkard is an extra discard
ACTIVATE REGICIDE
Nope
what
ooh what mod is that
harlequin from nexus
😯
how do i make it useful
Freaky Jimbo (jk)
Start killing Kings and Queens (and Jacks). Immolate, Trading Card, Hanging Man, whatever.
Death, ironically, doesn’t count.
um my boss blind is needle
am i cooked
showman all the time presenting me with a copy of himelf
Btw... If I got the gold sticker for a joker... That means I already got lower stickers automatically right?
What do i do
Hope you got the chance to kill at least one face card.
I got canio last blind 💀
Reroll after the Big Blind to try and get a Hanging Man or Immolate.
logically yes since stakes count previous effects too
I see
X36 Yorick and still lose
Dang. That’s rough when you get a Legendary and can’t really take advantage in time.
should've prayed for chicot
aw
greeded the discards 💔
negative throwback was $1 off so i got stuck with this sucky greed joker 
God that run from yesterday has me wanting to play
i’m at work though ;-;
Would but gotta pay taxes
Help
holy shit
There's this neat little thing
Called tax evasion
Holy shit
holy shit
new update? no way
is there any real strat to the erratic deck besides I guess playing into the shape of the pre-existing deck, I feel I'm having a very hard time with early rounds/antes especially on higher stakes
and by higher stakes... I mean. black stake lol
you can always just reset until you get a deck you liek
Erm what seed is this?
What kinda seed is a blank
i mean you're playing modded
Yes i am
But the seed is supposed to show up
mods can mess with seeds 

When do I receive my playing cards? I bought them a few month ago in Europe
Erm cant see the seed
DISCARD IT.

why did u even bother to blur the seed😭
I understand it now... The Photochad Baron strat
Wsp fellas
Sell blueprint
homeless joker ugly as hell in negative
ayo
is this the absolute unit of balatro
absolute unit
Beat my first ante 8 using flush club/spade multiplier deck
Immediately get cooked by an 110k needle in ante 9 (My card yielded 50k at max)
Well well
Indeed
Us last night
Me earlier

maybe read the card 🗣️
/j but canio is not useless no matter what reddit user told you that, it is difficult to make use of immediately though
Chicot is useless
Can't believe I found that many wraiths
For me soul aint even on that list
:<
How ya all be finding so many
nah i did find some
Cool
But barely
yah
I don't believe soul cards are spectral cards
I legit only find them in arcanas
They are never in spectral packs

NOOOO!!!!!!
thanks
erratic deck is fun
true
Erratic deck when you get 51 7's and 1 3
have you ever seen a negative invisible joker
Erratic deck is how I plan on eventually getting 30 diamonds (I am bad still)
Y’all see the shoes. Y’all see the money
:-)))
play normally and get every star tarot u can find (and hope u dont get the window in later antes)
Y'all ballers or nah
i can balls
Unfathered
Oh yeah i know - i just don’t usually get that far 😂
Tsk tsk
What's special here?
2 arcana packs no perkeo though
sock n buskin where
Found them eventually :3
crazy
Ante 13 or so
wtf am i cooking here
Waking up to a black deck run where misprint hits 0/1 6 times in a row gotta be my favorite
gg
First time i’ve ever hit past 1 billion, let alone E’s
average misprint when u need it
You should have dumped photochad and did a flush five build with BP Bs and retriggerings
BP Bs?
I think Blueprint
Ahh, one never showed up for me
I mean for ante 4 that is insane
Truly is!!
x)
Blueprint brainstorm
Yeah i unfortunately had exactly zero of those show up, maybe i’ll actually try to run through it again and see if I can improve it
gl!!
I found the images I sent to a friend before it got so insane that I literally joined here XD
Trib was Ankhed
Gotta love throwing away all jokers to ankh one, but BEFORE you have a great setup lmao
go for it, that run looks crazy nice, curious to see how you improve on it :D
XD i mean before the ankh all I had was Trib and a Photograph (Yes i found 3! Photographs in total XD)
Yee! It’ll be a hot minute since i’m at work for another 2 and a half hours ;-;
But chatting is fine😭😭🙏🏻
I barely survived ante 3 😅
Well yeah, Balatro is on my computer
I’m on my lunch atm
Ohh whatchu work as
Retail
Mobile Version bbyyyy🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥nah kidding
really enjoy pulling a yorick free 10$
💀💀💀💀💀💀
this is so real
2 legendarys in my run currently, but i just want perk
you mean on temperance right :D
;)
you do mean on temperance, right?? ;D
ballot legit better then yorick
chat what build should i do 🤔
when i play its usually the game choosing the build for me
Flush Five ftw🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
type
yo how did you made the ases blue?
huh
High Contrast Mode, in Settings on the Deck Customization tab
oh
ahhh
yeah
Any Antonblast fans here?
what more
do i need here
this is the deck
im hitting e30 rn
but idk how to make that higher
hi guys
can someone help in #⚙・modding-general
Antimatter -> showman -> bp/bs
The obvious way
Isn't it kinda late for scaling perkeo, somehwat
Hope you had gotten cryptid instead
What an interesting run this is, also pulled 2 legendarys from arcana
but 0 hand size voucher, no joker slot voucher and no ecto
e113, not even higher then my anaglyph deck run
oi oi
I had a dream I got perk, brainstorm and blueprint, I need to take a break from this game
math it out and find out >:)
managed to get to ante 24, with no ecto or joker slot voucher or even 2nd hand size voucher 😦
wow
so unlucky
didn't get to take a screenshot of the deck but it was all 5's lucky polychrome with gold seal
lol could've made it score higher
wtf, 2nd time getting over e100 and its not register in my stats?????????????????
wtf goingon
isnt latest version of steamodded 312b how is this possible
(i checked the github there is no such version)
L
same thing happened to me with my run
idk why the stats didnt save
And this run was with only 5 jokers it was close to being nan inf if i had +2 more joker slots
i would understand 1e1300 not saving
bc its above the naninf limit
but idk why 154,000 didnt
or ante 39
or round 114
you on mobile as well?
Kthx
Mail rebate is better
fml
Ez econ
so sad
It's good cause it resets after bosses
if you have strong econ, you can usually just buy up cards from the store to sell
booo
now hit the road on the other hand is trash tier
Yeah i had alot of runs ruined because of the bell
But when I started playing full houses it got easier
i was one card away from forming a straight 💔
should have formed a gay
TRUE
😭
😭
homophobic
Is that a single run
yes.
no lmfao
i was in ante 450
i love high card
they're fun
AAAAAAAAAAAA-
funny numbers go brrr
how do you even play high card, with stone cards or smth idk how else you'd win with that
True I just don't have the luck and brain capacity rn to form it so I just go with full house
baron
baron mime
ohh
Brainstorm are more common than blueprint from personal experience
They do the same thing
i could relate to this shit
I just like blueprint artstyle
no
What's 2x3
wdym
Just answer
definitely 1101983738297372828379297474828373828-
i dont get the point
ye
blueprint is easier to play with
2x3 and 3x2
no cuz if u playting baron run
It's literally the same you just move the cards
u can either only copy baron or mime
nope
I don't see the issue with moving your cards
u need to copy both
brainstorm is more restrictive
baron AND mime
kawbrah
imagine if brainstorm is copies joker ability to the left instead of leftmost
with brainstorm u cant
use a real fucking example please lmfao
mult and xmult for example
It's not the same as moving your jokers
I always work with brainstorm only without blueprint
is that natural or ecto showman
if you have
a flat mult joker and then a xmult joker you can't copy the xmult one and have the proper order
Uhhh any mods online
natural dna but ecto hit showman
definition of pay to win
oh well, free showman now
If ur lurking dm me
Mods talk?
use an actual example cause baron mime is wackahh
Sometimes
never seen a mod here
AHHHHH
or i just not active enough
There’s no support channel so idk how to get ahold of one
just dm them
Last time I saw one ban a guy for using f word
1v1 me on howbling abyss rn
u can have my dna
Not even timeout or a mute
A straight up ban
deserved
which one
very important
whats the f word
I can't quite remember honestly
:)?
wanna see my f word?
Finland
NOOO




