#🎙・server-chat
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not in the slightest
ante 3 4
my deck is offensive
nvm idol is NOT ideal
This Obelisk is trippy:
ancient joker would be if it didnt randomly pick suits
I had a build that was primarily centered around full houses, with walkie talkie, hack, and the trio
the only time an obelisk will ever give x1.5
It got me to the end of the game
idol my beloved
oh yeah
talk about obelisk
he is a man
was arguing about this iwth @glad oriole couple days ago
it's cool
i need to getl ike a screen celaning spray
I hate obelisk because you can never have a set in stone build really, like usually you’d want to focus on one kind of hand type, right? But with obelisk you just gotta keep on juggling hand types and if you make one mistake and it doesn’t even give you the times mult for that hand before it resets
water is not getting all the smoking residue lmfao
lowkey chicot would be fire if it was like, "reverse the boss blind effect"
(as in what its used for in glitches, but intended)
I’m gonna take a nap now
thje idea there is to play some shit like two pair or pair
smoking inside is diabolical
and then pivot to something else once you got 15-ish
I mean it does actually do that
it's weed
Arf
right but i mean, twice what it does now
weed or cigs
weed weed
one chicot would make manacle +1 hand size yk
If you get chicot twice it does the opposite of that blind’s debuff
yes i know
oh
Ok
thats valid
im saying it should be the effect of one chicot
ngl to u
I’m gonna take a nap now
how tf does one lay senna
two addictions in one lets go
high
not even addicted
thats what every1 says
peak plasma run can't lie
i really don't have that many games played
and not addicted to smoking? lol
i literally cannot smoke rn or i'm gonna fail a drug test lmfoa
not if u study
🙏
ah mb i thought u'd said u were smoking and playing league at the same time
😭
i'm waiting till i have a normal contract and not through agency
so they dont' do random drug tests
Chat the wheel hit
wheel of
pride yorick
pride yorick
And the invisible hit
lets keep it real
HUH
perkeo is what u want
That whas a lucky ahh run
o yeah got this couple days ago
also ngl
idk how close to inf i was

man idk how you guys get so lucky. furthest i got is e13
baron the goat
Me too man
(well. i do get lucky. just not in the right way)
I just cant play the baron right
this is what i had
nice
Its one of the only archetipes that i have no idea on how to play
isnt that naneinf tech?
yea
why didnt you reach it?
it's also just high score farm moment
i couldnt find
It is
because it's not that easy xdd
burglar
i rolled
Naneinf is 10e308
i had 38
i was SOOO CLOSE
stupid burglar
300 gold reroll
can't wait for the autistic hand movement
300 cs
i do wonder if balatro sort of introduced the power of 10 notation to casual gamers lmao
nah he's reformed
oh yeah
yes lmfao
3 10 *
wdym
not a lot of games have standard notation (eX)
usually they just opt for
1k, 1b, 1t, 1q
like cookie clicker games just start doing
1qwtktqtkqt when you get into big big numbers
i much prefer standard notation
yes but eX is way clearer
1 ASsCheeksTillion
easier to figure out how many zeroes i got
they start making up shit

😭 EU production is so cooked
the overlay is fucking delayed like shit
the greek language:
ow shi
😭
yone is lvl 6
says 1 xdd
like it shows up when they buy shit
but it doesn't update lmfao
god polychrome lucky card looks so good
or does it look like that
i forgot to change it to force 1080p60
i was gonna say
Anyway i got cooked, heres the seed if anybody wants to try canyorick
nah, it' sgood
the boys are so freaky lately
freak gang
this shop lmao
im kinda dead tho lmao
ow
fuck it we naneinf
tf lmfao
what should i sell
how r u so lucky
idk
photos obviously
whats ur deck like lol
sock is going for sure
me being stupid so i used all my glass
1 photo 1 sock
ok
ur gonna high card
most worked on ante 12 deck right here
its ante 12 anyway
i just did lmao
i was just tryna get my invis joker
and my painted deck white stake
dw it surely won't kill you to have taken baron & mime >:)

the gaslighting
is real
its fine
ante 12 is cooking me rn
going off the topic, my profile looks so fire ong
who cares lmfao
😭
mfs when they see an offtopic channel yet choose server chat regardless
lmao
Canio + Yorick + Trading Card would kinda go hard
hello everyone
i think trading card showed up before them and i didnt take
so yeah probably :)
lemme do a seeds post
Wow showman and blueprint in same round shop
Finished jokers so early
Just need dna
What is the most funny joker (not op not trash just funny)
what's ya'lls favourite builds?
Mr bones
Eternal egg swash
hi everyone
oooo I haven't heard of that one, clearly it involves the egg. main source of mult being knife or swash?
Swash
Eternal bc I think it’s funny
U can do it with any version of egg
Then u need like any multiplicative mult then ur good
seance is annoying af
Trio or family
Real talk
Real
can we ban the plant and the mark from mad world challenge
or just paly ghost
Does eternal mr bones not dies
what even is seance, I've definetly heard of it before, not sure I've had it though
That would be too easy😈
Ggs
😭
yeah just looked it up, seen it before, don't think I've ever picked it up
Just get like egg swash and banana then spam high card
What does eternal and perishable do i’ve seen it in video but not in runs
eternal means can’t be sold or destroyed
perishable means it’ll stop working after 5 rounds
Some evil shit
Are they in the game or mod
In game
yes they exist in game
Just higher stakes
Gotta try roll for negative brain or blue shame i cant take this
yeah, perishable is orange and gold stake only right?
Ye
black deck is just weird on it's own, it's not bad but it's not good. somewhere inbetween
I'm gonna kill myself
this is so clutch up
I can't even open the damn game anymore
my balatro is cooked
Why is Balatro cheaper on Mobile
Cause mobile can’t handle balatro as much
✋😭🤚
(Poor(er) performance than a windows 7 probably)
(That comes from someone with one)
what is a joker just sucks for most runs to have especially if eternal
Take that with a grain of salt though I don’t have balatro on phone so idk
thought this was already out
This could work just remove some joker like showmen and for chip scoring uhh get good at math
no you’re thinking of the game of the year edition
yaaaay
lowk i wish the jokers were the
suit jokers
This Boss Blind simply plays itself:
no there's like an actual deck you can that is exactly that just with different packaging
I’ll take blueprint joker and crucify it on my wall
So uh what is a joker just sucks for most runs to have especially if eternal
sacrifice it for the brainstorm

See what I did there?
yes!
man I hate his ass
does lusty joker look good with one or two eyes?
he’s unironically good if you have a blueprint only
coulda been a blueprint or brainstorm but nah got the wee joker
two let him see the chaos he doesnt bring to the table
obelisk is even worse
it should be an uncommon theres no point in it being rare
sell a random joker so it could not be debuffed
please

it does a tiny bit of something when it’s with bloodstone I guess
it’s trying it’s uhhhh
kind of best
I'd say it's mainly good on checkered but that's just me
durr
those who make their deck all hearts because it’s their favorite color without getting the head blind first and dying respect button ——>
still gotta figure out why I can't even the load game
spades are black
They're straight black
bluey purp
In any standard deck in the world they are black
it’s my headcanon it’s bluey purp
it’s my headcanon
it’s my headcanon that it’s bluey purp
well so is clubs but
not in blaatro
Omg...
clubs is green
No way..
i fucking hate gold stake
Cuz I got canio
so clutch
Can somebody delete violet vessel from the game 😭
Relatable
seriously though, can someone help me figure out why the game won't load?
why do you have like 2 jokers on ante 3
Was so confident before i saw violet vessel
Btw took handsize voucher for fun, saved till the end lol
wtf is this handsize
got his whole ass deck in his hand
brother got the best possible hands
yo that is pretty nice
Yeah its pretty fun, imagine having baron
"the entire fucking deck" mod but in vanilla
okay hold on why is constellation in the middle of your loadout tho
Could have used the double tags for something useful but nah, we have fun
what does it change?
I got only 1 xmult and 1+mult
he doesnt have any static + mult jokers on the right of it
Dagger to the left
And the eternal saves constellation from getting eaten
Its happened before
no smiley buff 😔
rocking up to ante 8 on high stakes and then seeing amber acorn gotta be the best feeling in the whole game
screw the number going up
voucher luck really gonna rip my run 😦
Wish there was a 0.5$ value joker
I don't like trading card tho
??? smiley buff would still apply before constellation
not eternal but it was really pretty
bruh. they got gooner balatro
bro sees a woman and calls it gooner balatro
like the guy earlier who saw girl chicot and went "femboy"
@red hamlet where u from?
ur nan's place
Fck
no, not really. i see a mod that changes most faces in a game to a standard egirl-type figure and assume it must be some guy obsessed with em making it as always, making it a gooner mod
amazing run, but i cant find retcon voucher or +1 hand +1 discard 😦
brother in christ, it's just a feminine face
A person who thinks alot has nothing to think of except thoughts
🫡
space :)
Who those mysterious jimbos 👁️
double constellation is hard
I got lucky with a hex and anhk
alright sure, whats the mod then
lets go see the page and comments lmao
Madness<33
I really wish I could play balatro
madness goes so hard with the ER reference
Why can't you play 👁️
doesn't respond on boot, just gets stuck that way
i stand corrected then, we ball 🔥
Just play on mobile then;)
do unlocks count in challenge mode
FFS
no lol
Nope
no :(
how i reroll plant into that
insert men in black meme here
there goes all the money ive been saving haha
wth goes here
whtas the missing one
polish lmfao
Ahh
hurts to see -1700$ 😦
unfortunately 
It's 11pm here so I was just wondering
5:16pm
not every time
Nah every time
yall be late its only 1:16pm
melatonin exists
if thats what you need
Me having insomnia lol
ive seen anaglyh like 7 times in shop this run what the actual fuck
nah, i just wanna do it without chems
what, the entire deck?;
What?
whats the record of negative money
ment Hieroglyph
Ah
perfect run died cause i cant get vouchers
You're unlucky
I saw you struggle againt Violet Vessel earlier
Very unfortunate
I'm sure it was not your fault
How
🙂

i wish there was an unique interaction between negative money and bull // bootstraps
with like unique sounds for mult and chip loss lol
litearlly not lmfoa
It was, could have used the double tags for the double money voucher to get xmult
😭
Okay
I won't delete it, don't save sht 👁️👁️
got one last chance at voucher
Wait
Oh
I was here
Nvm
I thought i was on game discussion
i wipe my screenshots every month
and they never really leave the screenshots folder
unless i'm making a cat edit
See you're here alot btw
okay well I fixed the boot problem but now I've got another problem
congrats, but what's happened now
You're awful
no cursor on borderless
and it's only hte 17th 😔
praying for boss reroll voucher last chance 😛
awfully important component to lose
I managed to make a friend so mad that he is playing balatro just so he can say it sucks lol
Nice work
Fuck
like, he plays poker and he got mad at this game
Awhh bummer
found a cryptid maybe i can skip this blind
Playing for hours to lose because you didn't get the voucher ...
gotta run the calc and see if i can win vs e43
Bummer
now it's having boot problems again
this game was working fine a few hours ago, what even happened burh
Oh ghost deck
not as bad as getting e124 and it not applying to stats xD
Why?
Seeded?
idk
nope
i tabbed out at end of game and i think it bugged
and it didnt register
I don't get it
Whats ur highscore
It's really starting to piss me off that this game will just not work properly anymore
e97 in stats. but overall e124
Try on mobile:)
Nicee
How??? I can never get past ante 11 yet i keep seeing damn baron/mime stuff
hmmm
ah
Theres a select few jokers that allow to go past ante 12 basically
maybe i get lucky. some how skipped e20 and got +3 hand size as skip on e21
Oh that's what he did
tried that, all I got was a bunch of jolly jokers and stuff bc I had showman
got +1 discard voucher, just need boss reroll for high score
showman is a throw most of hte time
What's your highest ante?
12, I only hit that like ONCE
I fixed the problems
Nice
Ohhh
No harm done, but I thought I'd try just deleting some random shit in it's files and it worked
Do u remember the jokers
profile kept and all
Unlucky
double blueprint and brainstorm goes so hard
Should have got colas 🫡
I think it was this(I was doing checkered deck)
idk for sure tho
think i took 3 colas this run
cavendish is goated
Thats a strong setup pre ante 12 of course
But you have to switch later on
beat golden needle, took me like 4 tries but i almost beat it the first try i just left and came back later at one point and forgot i only had one hand :P
a lot of builds die in ante 11/12
and we dead on ante 22 😦 cause no voucher luck
yeah, I couldnt. I got screwed bc I was hoping for card sharp and other xmult stuff since I was running flush build
ante is 9, the round is 21
Oh but still how
challenge deck, golden needle specifically
Like say 4oak at level 10 or 15, then photograph is good, then get retriggers like hanging chad
flush build
Even sock and buskin or hack
So pre ante 12 you should build towards a select few builds
yeah thats what I did for gold stake with trib and stuff, still only got ante 11
Like 2-5 red seal cards (preferably glass) for a hack build + dusk
Trib you need sock and buskin for retriggers (chad or dusk also works), and get lucky with red seals
And make the deck small so you draw the good cards
Trading card is the goat
Even if you remove 5 cards it helps
I always skip 5oak, either level up 4oak or go straight to flush five
I normally run flush and idk why anymore
If 4oak levels too low, play 5oak for extra trib score
Flush is the worst
Imo
I played flush, it scales so slow
Go for 4oak
again, I ran checkered first for gold stake so thats prob why I keep doing flush
Checkerd you could do flush houses
Pivot ino flush houses
Into
Its annoying but scores good
true
what about lucky builds? Like with lucky cat and stuff
damn
So 8x on cat is worse than like
2×2×2×2
So basically a red seal glass with a retriggers
Retrigger*
Congratulations brother
my first win had spare trousers and my first gold stake also had spare trousers
truth
full house with pants 🔥
Do you not use glass cards?
Even glass cards flush five is crazy
they keep breaking early on me
like, they never last at all
ahh 6/5 jokers
Ah
Well just save em when necessary
ye thats what I do
Red seal preferably, on an ante 8 run, i save like red seal glass for the bosses
wait, what about hologram?
Maybe skip to boss if i dont want them to break
i’m finally free from red deck now
Same stuff brother, linear scaling cant work.. 10× hologram is still bad
Red seal glass is like 2×2 to your base score without jokers
So if retrigger then it scales exponential
god damn it
Ikr
Its so annoying bc I can never find the stuff needed to just go past ante 12
Ante 8 hologram will carry i agree
What hand do u build towards
Hand is important
took every gold card in the standard packs and fed the fire with the extra money
If u want to go like ante 12+, even 4 oak works
Im trying to do like full house/flush house
Full house trash that
Early game its hard to get full houses unless on painted deck
Late game it cant scale fast enough
Flush house is cool though
Brave men do flush houses
Big house
Its either that, 5oak, or two pair
Oh
Bro
Umm I'd say level up 4oak instead, they scale the same
5oak and 4oak scale same
oh
5oak sometimes you miss
so 5oak is just a damn scam
not same
Or trib
Close enough you sneaky lil spy
sad run
Go away
+3m +35chip for 5oak
+3 mult +30 chip for 4oak
also 5oak starts at 12x120, vs 7x60 4oak
oki I found photochad
What matters is what hand can u play more consistently
baron run no mime 🥲
Royal flush builds are always fun
If you can play 5oak super consistently then be my guest, id still choose flush five tho
Its easier yeah
Cuz u gonna copy that red seal at some point, and you gonna have more than 5 of it
But i like royal or straight flush too
Man of culture
I tried it when I had 20 cards in deck, its so fun
Trading card again ftw
And tarot merchant
abandoned deck?
🗿 you can play 5oak more consistently than flush five bro
I can legit, NEVER do that. I can never find a damn death or cryptid at all, plus no dna when I get a good card I want to duplicate
Yeah
Now flush five is way better than 5oak
And 4oak is consistent then 5oak
So 5oak is dead
But loving face cards would make me take a baron mime in abandoned
Oh btw I Always get the tarot merchant
It's so good
it really just depends if you can get a lot of copies fast and start making planets
or if you get enough of the cfards in general to get 5oak
ah
(i'm just stupid)
I keep forgetting that exists
anyways, i'm hella checked out of balatro brain rn
Go play league you lil....
watching a banger league game
bro, i have 2 screens
Degenerate
okay, is it better to put the blueprint on the chad or the photograph?
wtf this guy's name is Chicot and he doesnt play balatro AT the moment, ban him please
Photograph
Okay wait
You have a chad and a photograph, and 1 bp right
Stfuuuuuu
yes
then don't call me a degenerate
So bp on photograph
oki, that was what I was doing, didnt know which was better
So its like
Photograph is 2× and triggers 1 time
Chad Retriggers 2 times
So you gotta copy photo
2×2 is 4, 2 scoring and 2 retriggers
Calculate the score of any Balatro hand
oki
they won 2-0
okay, I finally got red seal glass cards
Knowing your luckk..m
Maybe it break 💔
Breaks
good thing I got deaths for once
it's only 6pm
If your scoring is fine without glass then don't risk
Use deaths and discard em
🫡
Only....
What if hypothetically a polychrome invisible joker made a polychrome copy of a random joker
nah
whaa
It's not like the chances of it having an edition is high
Uhhhh
You're not wrong
🤝
Maybe....
Idk I just think it would be neat for the edition it has to be the edition the copied joker has
Albeit broken at times
Everyones gonna hate that imo
Yeah
Imagine trynna use ecto
And your best joker becomes poly bcuz the invis had an edition
Well what if it doesn't override the editions then
And invis is a rare, so much wastage
@gusty basin going to cuddle my wife
happy?
It just adds one if it does not have one
WHat
Ohhh

FINALLY. I've wanted this setup for so long. Do I need anything else with it? Or just leave it
😄
It's black deck so they're both 6x 🤣
Finally, pronouns i feel comfortable with
get a blueprint
or a brainstorm
But say I don't for several antes will I die? I feel I need flat mult
Get off you... uhh chicot
next time just call me a slur, ngl
You are cute
What are the secret hands. Someone tell daddy
Flush five and whar
FINALLY, GOD DAMN
I already told him
5oak, flush five, flush house
Whatever you think
5oak
Go cuddle your wife 🤝
Flush House (my fav), Royal Flush (secret variant of straight flush), Flush Five, Five of a Kind
5 of a kind
royal flush isn't a secret hand
True
Royal flush is daddys little secret
Mommy is now mad
Im not mad at this.
Hey stepbro..

You got the gist of it right
I'd be happier if your flush wasnt most played but okay 🥲
I understand early game struggle
it was the hgihest lvl, plus it was easy to play that whole run
couldnt pivot to flush 5 due to the ammount of spades I had
had no levels on that
the ultimate chips build
Good work soldier
mmmm, chip
wee hack >>>>
I have given up on runner after one incident
had like 12 jacks in a erratic deck, this was still useless
Nothing new
Haven't got a sticker on it yet
Ugh
hmmmmm
@lofty walrus btw for stickers i play anaglyph or plasma gold stake 🥲
Plasma you can win w high chips, and get useless jokers for stickers on them
pathetic, I use checkered (it is pain)
me when i find no hack
Your fav deck is checkered huh
sup
nah, its honestly zodiac
Mhmm i see
I just did checkered for the gold just so Ik what to do in gold
plus was told it was easy
@lofty walrus What stake u on black deck
does transforming face card into other card count
or must be destroyed by spectro and tarot card
red stake, i have every deck completed on white
Has to be shot
It doesn't no
must be hang
Honestly I'd say ignore black deck completely, don't even try it anymore, it's hell
Anything that says destroy
It doesn't exist
I hate painters deck, black is fine for me tbh
Painted is fine for me
White stake is fine
Anything higher and you're in for hell
ight bet, imma red stake black rq see how it is
Bro🥲
No one takes me seriously 🥲
Imagine you win and I start crying
How'd that feel
Not good right
lol
black deck gold stake is an experience
I've got red blue yellow green and plasma on gold sstickers so far
I was going serially, like after red deck gold stake then blue then yellow then green
But then it came
The devil
Black deck
Got till orange stake
I love playing Bal🔒tro
oh shit
Why is it locked
still hate painter deck tho
racims 😢
The biggest spike in difficulty is blue stake so you good till then:)
If you can beat blue, purple is doable
Just get blue seals, easy
Use the joker slots for × mult
Like uhh, lucky cat?
Whatever you know × mult
Peak canio tech
Open spectral back
Use familiar
It kills a face card and gives you 3 more
Step bro is smart
wtf is even this wee wee run
What do piss wee wee do?
why step bro 😭 exclude the step
Love you bro who is also my step
Whats the word for a bank thats free to rob
Lmao
Insecure
Hell nah
That u
Sure
He agree. That was easy
Dont say that soldier
hi guys did I get perkeo too late or can I still do perkeo stuff
We chicot haters
So vouchers and cards played in challenge runs work towards unlocking jokers? Like. The blank voucher :v
Are the elite race
🫡 oh
Thats early not late
I don't think so,
then it's still doable to do high card and steel card thing
Yeah ofc
but orange stake 😦

