#🎙・server-chat
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Hell yeah dude‘
Its been 10+ tries, im gon give up
Not ante brother
He meant like white stake red stake
You good
its a blessing to have this game on mobile
oh you on da toilet? Quick run
you wanna go to sleep?
one quick run instead of scrolling perhaps?
oh youre on public transport/stuck in traffic? Can i interest you in a run?
gon be crazy having the steam achievies all pop up at once once cross platform save is out lmao
only 10?
Only 100 more to go before i give up
LMAO
See I would agree if crossplay existed
Since I have so much more on my Xbox save than my mobile
Us man
LETS GO GAMBLING!
❌ ah dang it
❌ ah dang it
Literally
Get really good at being an absolute cheapskate. High stakes is all about how fast can I build an econ base without being so weak I die.
its gonna come out right?
Eventually (cope)
Explain like I’m at the casino
its
its gonna
Gonna come out
right?
It‘s gay?
And always take investment tag on ante 1 🥲
Try to not gamble too high so that your losses dont overshadow your winnings
absolutely holy shit
I try to
Explain like you‘re trying to excuse the fact that you‘re homeless because of gambling
what am i, chatgpt??😭
I once gambled at a arcana pack skip, got judgment - riff raff - banana and hanging chad
Shit Hes gaining sentience
yea crazy ahh stuff happens sometimes
Riff Raff top 5 jokers for antes 1-5
Yeah just gotta play a couple Hundred hours
how to get ridding of tarot merchant 😤
craziest moment for me was having chad and photo in my shop
rerolled once
exactly the same shop
lemme see if i can find the screenies, thought my 5$ just dissapeared into thin air and i was tripping
LMFAO
🥲 lmao
There's nothing we can do
„oh you took 1 joker slot? I‘ll raise u one less“ ahh run
Crazy
painted?
I like taking rare skip round 1 despite it being not advisable
i mean, as rare as it comes, it has to hit SOMEtime right?
Fellow Pants lover
It does, got weeeee ante 1 plasma 🫡
WTF
That and also I don't really care about winrate or streaking just having fun
Fortune teller 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I think i‘ve only bought wee once for the collection, yet to have a good run where wee woulda been useful
Hell yeah dude‘
Wee is broken ahh joker
If my run dies because I skipped for some dumb ass rental or perishable it's w/e
It's 2 minutes to get back to that point
I wanna be better at setting up pair or high card builds for the higher stakes I got left but I'm struggling
ik it is, but it wont help me if i am on ante 7 and my deck is all face cards😭
Fair
two pair ftw
But two pair scales like the same as pair basically but twice as hard to find
ik this is no big deal but I just won a blue deck after losing like 4 times ;-;
good job :DDDD‘
Gotta get the chip joker so high card scores more
Ahhh
🙏 thanks
Step 1: find stuntman
Step 2: don't not find stuntman
Focus heavy on chips and Econ so u barely don't die?
Wait that achievement
You won it without rerolling the shop
Literally this lmao. Favorite joker
I don't pickup stuntman if i dont have +mult scaling yet
yeah I figured it's useless and I was trying to save money because I had a joker that gives you +2 mult per $5
Step 3: already have grimbo or ride the bus when you find stuntman
Step 4: have burgler
Step 5: idc some econ bullshit or a perkeo or w/e
I hate both of them 😭😭 I'd rather have grimbo though, hate ride the bus
I like my face cards
Red card is the goat, idc
same, but ride a bus and grimbo are insane if you get em early
this godamn game wont give me a bean 😂 😂 😂
THEY DO NOT DO ANYTHING ON BLACK DECK THO
Not insane but expensive
Step 6: do not try to play high card on black deck
Like he's broke now
i spent 10000 dollars
unless
Guess bean doesn't like you mate
I mean
how am i supposed to recover
Get good
that's silly
nah there really is no unless, you really have to either have the PERFECT joker and econ start
I got it to work on painted deck so go crazy I guess
YEEEE got one of these too
HMMM, who do i replace with brainstorm
atleast i got troubadour🤑
Its free
This happened to me like few weeks ago when i had 2$
i could find 3 souls before endless but not sock buskin
You're a lucky man
Wait can perkeo copy it's own copies
yup
yes?
that way you still have 2 or 3 slots for other cards
wut
I suck at finding souls idk
that's why observatory is op with perkeo
@gusty basin hey mate, i got troubadour debuffed, do i just go to menu or play a hand first?
Go to menu
Then join back
And play a hand
„always play until the game tells you game over and jimbo insults you“
is the best tip i can give to anyone
thanks mate
so many of my runs were „lost early“ and then one random insane joker comes around and its a win
I skipped
that won't stop my addiction
Lmk if its patched 🤣
Trying to save dogshit runs is fun
You're a smart man aswell
it aint😂
No I gambled hard
oh hey, it's the same shit people are trying to teach nerds in league
it's not over till our nexus explodes
or hteirs
it really isnt sometimes tho
no
it's so fucking annoying
i got +4 hand size for the price of 10000 dollars and 2 blueprints 🤑
In both games
I just go to menu and start a new run before that 💀
bro
such a cool glitch😂
i had an ezreal flash and ult because i took a cannon on accident 🗿
Congrats brother
What you gon do with them handsize 💀
1 ectoplasm
But you did gamble
minus 4 hand size
Gambling is dumb especially skipping on high stakes
It's fun sometimes
Keyword "sometimes"
I think thats enough balatro for the day mate 😂
how far did you reach
Ante
what does "next base edition joker" mean. I have a tag but I just played like 2 blinds and it's still not in the shop (the tag is still there)
Good shit brother 🤝
ah silly bean 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did a joker not appear on the shop yet
next joker without a natural edition
if no jokers show up, it won't proc
obviously
Black deck blue stake complete by playing checkered deck 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
No, the tag is still there
mhmm
Rerolll
ok
Congrats 🎉
Respectable jokers aswell 🫡
🫡
Imagine getting Hologram and adding shit to the deck 😮💨 and winning
Bro
🤣 🤣
lmfao
Damn
yeah i'm resetting man
You could strength it up to 9 for cloud 9 🤝
vampire :3
Make is so you can eat the cards
You wanna eat that lady 💀
gross michael 
Vampire i mean
micahel dead
Sometimes*
hwat a lineup
jimbo
Why don't u have female Cavendish, a feminine banana 🍌 😮💨
1/5th of my deck is fucking queens
and i still can't draw them wihtout using my hands
Got that huzzzz
where's andy
might have to skip soul everything i got is absolutely vital
@buoyant orbit hey beautiful 
It hurts everytime but it's the right thing to do 😞
Eat the soul card
The joker inside will be put into your soul
And boom
Your magical
Why you trynna eat everything 🥲
I’m hungry
I can see that
😋😋

And a banana for dessert
Lmao
The sweetest thing they got there
That’s a rectangle
Fr
is square
IT'S NOT EXPIRED 
Put mclovin in there
It's a square if you look with some good eyes 👁️👄👁️
Omg yes put Mclovin in there
Us
America
After i saw that vampire I stabbed my eyes
This 💀
Lowkey
Bc he was ugly?
Be honest how does vampire look
what do i put brainstorm on
i'm sorry your mom raised you a coward
Nah it was too good, my eyes weren't worthy enough
(swashbuckler is +123 btw)
I ain't talking to youu 😭 i hate u
Go away
you love me
Oh hell nah
Egg
it dont work like that
Yuh huh
Perkeo is chill, you're crazy
It makes 2 eggs
Why 2 eggs 😭
Extra money
Endless run, you can do it
Wait
so peak
I do💋💋💋
Why do you have 2 eggs
I just told you I stabbed my eyes
What
Can’t even sell the eggs
hows it look like that?
What the heck
PLUS ONE TWENTY THREE?
I asked the same question, but didn't look at swash
more swash]
is there a tool to check the shop orders for seeds and figure out where to find certain jokers on seeded runs?
How did this happen
huh
Yeah im blind mb
Ohhhhh
I get it now
Stfu
why is no one saying yorrick hes on like x7
🥲
mfw i'm getting jokers for straights
@red hamlet what happened to the vampire run
We can’t spell
also both spectrals had a deja vu and a fucking ankh
Eyyy my bals are atroing again
WITH NO JOKERS
Cuz of double blueprint cannot and pareidolia
whats this
*canio
You could have repeated instead of embarrassing me 🥲
ah ok so it just spits out the first (number of cards input) for each ante there
ty
Smas.......?
big smash
shall i do it again!?
Yes
smash
already did one ankh
what mod is this
have to kill canio tho 🥲
does it just make all the jokers women
goated mod
also no throwback will NEVER be cute
throwback IS cute
Failed the Spelling Bee last year
bestie using a vi pfp like she's not a class traitor
and a fucking cop
trynna talk about other people being cute
beef
Where's rick
My balls at atroing rn
We have chicot and perkeo

GOOD
@unborn kelp learned from the best 🙇♂️
YOURE BECOMING ONE OF US
o7?
Crazy run though
Ah I'm flattered why are your bals atroing anyway?
I have nothing to do so 🥲
15.2?! HOW MANY PLAYING CARDS BRO
15.2×15.2×15.12×15.2
Great hologram
Wow
Just wow......
im dead
Good score though with that setup
Chat
5 bil as best hand nice
ty
there's a madness on ante 8 😭
Woah
o7
thank you for your service ballot
Why is it so attractive 😭
O7
i got the playing cards voucher
Imagine Negtaive dna 😭
Or smth
Marble
how did you even get that .2 wtf
i see
Oh yeah didn't think about that
I once again ask where is rick
i think if i stayed with canio i could have score more maybe
6th sense is so pretty
We have chicot and perkeo
Nah you did the thing that makes us happy
United States of smash
take
Smash
quadruple holo kinda crazy
I MUST GO, REMEMBER MY BROTHERS ALWAYS PLAY SO THAT YOUR BALS ATRO TO THE MAXIMUM
You moe lester'd the hologram
🤝
wjhat
YES
Only true brothers will understand
Atro your bals kizuki and goodbye
Same to you shen
I will be back!
🤝
ctrl + f
Okay
violet vessel
Lemme delete that msg hol up
pffft

new run cause all i got was chip jokers
" Unlucky "
i mean yeah
game's fault ofc, not yours
had 2 scary faces, dice and reserved parking
Totally
couldn't roll into any mult jokers
Yeah yeah
🙂 i'm actually happy to admit i'm not that great at this game
imma go play league
👋
Ah the jokes really do write themselves
reading is not your strong suit, is it
whats wrong with league
Lmao he's back
League best game of all time i think
Just type league in search
fair
Shes mentally stable i think
stable or unstable
I love how your first thing out of time-out is immediately try to start shit
I wouldn't say that, she's constantly annoyed 😄
My timeout ended hours ago. U aeent worth talking about lol
and yet, here you are
we talking about how good league is
Guys, I’m so excited 😆
cuz its real good
I don't think so 🥲
i wish
:(
Tfw she said she was gonna play league yet shes still obsessed with getting my attention
Welcome brother 🤝 we gotta get that dopamine
Senna
nice
Nice
i quit for 2 months but kept started again
I mained camille briar lul
oh
How u demote
i didnt play
Good night fellas
fem vampire in your dreams
🤝
Go away
never
Post ur match history again, see you in all red is hot
Thought I wasn't worth talking about
I will then byee 😑
every1 has all red mathc history
Im talking to you, not about you
its cannon event
Go get it yourself
Theres a difference. Thought you were good at english
Noooo shes like red in ironnn
oh
i honestly think iron is hard tio get to ngl
how do u even get to iron
its impressive
Yeah thats shit
I gave a pretty good reason as to why I don't try to take kills
Yeah u cant position
When its not an issue as senna
She literally gets to 700 range
And then I get jumped by a leblanc and explode in .2s
Hi
lb is kinda trash rn
At 620 range you outrange 90% adcs
how do u get one shot by a lb
Except twitch caitlyn tristana
Insane, i am leaving
what do u build as senna
finally, a character I actually know. arcane be damned
sw arcane s2: ||(black rose was just NOT explained well, like at all, in s2)||
i meant what does she build
It'll get explained in the next show, if they deem it sustainable (it wasn't)
cleaver, swifties, rfc
also the ending of arcane s2 was ||cheap||.
|| seems really cheap to show Jinx just not dying||
arcane was ass
bro, the whole fucking show took a nosedive
IE should be last
they should have talked about noxus instead
they will in the next series
who cares about jinx
the best episode of the series was in season 2 though
Mel is prob gon be in s3 lol
i love you ||ekko|| <3
Mel and Ambessa, would be surprised if they arent mentioned
he fights were cool
but every other character development just got exploded because muh space wizard
Mel needs to be deleted
annoying af
Tf is happeninh
extremely safe poke, built in stupid ahh execute
ambessa was the best character in the series for me, with ekko being 2nd.
yeah
I first timed her in p1 and went 23/1 lol
damnnn
her W literally just makes her immune to damage
You guys talking about league?
she just has such consistent motivations and such
yeah but it also reflects
yeah but whats cd
im talking about arcane, the freaks others are talking about league
like 20 sec
35/32/29/26/23
She only reflects what yasuo wall also blocks
yeah its okay
She cant block any of her abilities
yas windwall aint that crazy
His*
it'll never not be funny reflecting a blitz hook
so melee champs shit on her
or a leona root
Just play briar or sett into her free win
any melee
rockkk
years old
game discussion isnt helping, if i have balatro on mobile is there any way i could get it free or on a discount for steam
nope
nop
G2A for £7 lul
only 3 more years
this is making me want to reiunstall
arena is up currently
me neither
there really is no difference
URF you're in game faster
ARURF you have people dodge every game beacuse they didn't get the super mega meta champ
and the games you do get in, you end up with teh same shit as if you just played normal urf
ultimate spellbook is so peak tho
ohhhhhh
yeah its nice
or all for one was it
one for all
5 malphites vs 5 yuumis
I played 1 game of league yday, ofc I had an akali top so all my champs were countered kekw
just play mord 4head
Mundo is suvh a shit champ
play tahm and win by sheer mental
into akali is good
Kench top is bad unless ur very good
He falls off hard mid game if u cant keep up his stats
As long as you break their mental, you win anyways
it doesnt amtter what u play as long as ur good
I just sent chogath and shit on her lol
Do u not know how OP akali is
Mundo is shit in pisslow
Theres only 1 high elo who actually plays him in EUW
new cinematic
@solemn elm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoyjv2l645U
LeBlanc has plotted for centuries. Now her dark conspiracy blooms.
League of Legends - Free Download & Play
https://signup.leagueoflegends.com/
i guess
but anth below masters is pisslow
idk i made him work a little bit
its league though
so i dont care
i watched the noxus cinematic though
yeah horrible decision
genuinely dont care
mfw they re-made viktor
but none of the other champs
theyr ruined myboy
mfw they have to re-write a lot of lore now 😔
yeah they are gonna ruin it
i thought she 16
not anymore 🙂
eh who cres she not that relevant
cares
as long as they dont change like important characters
if they make darius a twink as well then u know its over
nah, we saw darius already
yeah they
downgraded him
made him way smaller
he was struggling to kill a troll
insane
it's cause it wasn't peak darius yet
at least they made top lane experience very true to the game
just 2 dudes beating the fuck out of each other with nobody else around
in the arena trailer they had him peaked up
shiii
darius kinda represents the top lane so they have to
it's really good of them to have character development shown outside of little moments in worlds songs
Why tf is the arurf vs urf argument still going on
it's not?
i'm really glad fearless is staying
🙏 no more fraudsters in tournaments, people actually need to play more than 3 champs
los ratones?
nice
they play so much
they had a lot of scrims last week, yea
they're playing in the same group as karmine corp's academy team
watching league > playing
fr
fr
thinkinh about playin > playing
this is even more true with adhd
im so glad i quit league years ago
I've been playing since 2011 i think testing
good man. i am also 2 months clean
like imagining a little dude running alongside the train on the fences and shit
last game
i stopped like 2 years but i play occasionally
whenever theres fun events
i do that too
like the Arena modeee
u know its bad when i lose in my imagination as well
and i also consume anything riot 🗿
my last 🙏
not valo tho
gotta keep yourself humble
true...
honestly playing those games helped me to play balatro
tft still going strong
yea lor is dead
tft strong im just not playing it recently
but LORRRRR
fuuuuuuuck u riot i was hitting diamond
LoR is still going 🤔
they have a 2025 roadmap
i swear they stopped funding it as much
like they had an announcment or msht idk
yeA???
if they cared about loss, they should've stopped funding arcane
they made it so ppl play league
whats up with riot pulling back their announcements HAHAH
theres no lesbian hex in the game thats why
AM HIGHER THAN GOD
that fixes everything
whats with the lyrics of that song
good old fashioned lesbian hex
the song that played in the sesbian lex scene
Embrace newgens
Does anyone know wtf is happening
what if riot made balatro

rip
@everyone does anyone have explanation, (I’m on iPhone)
truie
the worst out of the legendaries
the best 10 dollar value there is
i see
bro I've yet to find that to complete my joker collection
i finnaly got gold on these 2
is he a myth
closer to c++
@gusty basin
Can you kindly stop
its an ILLUSION
you got it
Its edited clearly
brb gonna find chicot rn
🫡
Rip
He's gone..
u can never go back
if you have the other 4 gold staked, yeah
it actually is 100% chance to get chicot from soul if it's the last one you need gold sticker on
I'd rather not but ok
well for me its 5/5 for any soul
he seems to
love my jonkler slots
either that or when i play baron
i get
this beauty
If its a negative chicot i dont mind
dont fall for it
u think he is a negative
but even then
... Its tempting
i know it is
Like oh my god think about it
All the baron runs that died before they could grow to plant
would rather die to plant as a man
fight the plant head on
🫡🫂
I beat Gold Stake non modded for the first time
banger
🫡
Rolled polychrome triboulet and proceeded to throw the run
Are you kidding me
dont fall to the temptation
bye bye cartomancer
Dont fall
hello chicotino
Time for chicot
NOOOO
Noooo
Place your bets fellers
dont do iut
PLEASEE
Oh no....
Embrace chicot
is it worth to buy planet cards and hold them in your consumable slot just to block them for appearing in further shops/rerolls/celestial packs?
Welcome canio
oh its his brother
Yeah
The good ending
I mean not bad if your whole deck is face cards
For sure
Can afford to nuke a few guys
Mediocre ending
kinda like slapping ur balls
True 🫡
indeed
i'll let you know the results after the matches end
"never lucky"
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a friends of jimbo crossover with payday yet, the protagonists are literally called clowns
shi
payday 2 im guessing right
we dont talk about 3
I like all of them
O_O
Almost didnt see the perishable tag
Not that far tbh. But 8x holo, yorick and canio do help
yah
uh



