🎙・server-chat

[analog sable]

yeah so you play that card then those 2

[vagrant bane]

Okay guys

[lapis latch]

He is -546 dollars in debt

[vagrant bane]

I am playing eratic

[agile citrus]

upgrade complete home to 69

[vagrant bane]

Should I do this 7 run

[dull valve]

Not far from reality

[vagrant bane]

8 7's

[zenith owl]

Bro has credit card premium

[red hamlet]

playing league obviously

also feet pics to get out of debt

[zenith owl]

He has the American express black card

[brisk bone]

5 credit cards is the new mets

meta

[dull valve]

For your information you are not the first person to propose this

[strong rose]

raise

[lapis latch]

If you are playing texas hold em get double aces and win any hand with 4 aces

[dull valve]

No im playing balatro

[zenith owl]

You don't play balatro balatro plays you

[lapis latch]

Ifdk raise

[vagrant bane]

What do 3 do

[zenith owl]

They score

3 chips

[lapis latch]

3 what? Bananas?

[vagrant bane]

No

[zenith owl]

What bananas three Cavendish?

[vagrant bane]

I mean viable jokers for 3w

[strong rose]

thonk

[zenith owl]

Checkered deck 2.0

[lapis latch]

Tf is a 3w

[vagrant bane]

.

The w was added by accident

Smh

[lapis latch]

Idk i dont like diamonds, get smeared joker

[vagrant bane]

IM DOING A FUCKING 3 BUILD

HOLY SHIT

[zenith owl]

Why

Of all bulids

Why 3

[vagrant bane]

Eratic deck, gets trading card then canio

[zenith owl]

Oh

[lapis latch]

Oh

[zenith owl]

Interesting

[lapis latch]

Three joker

[restive knoll]

Weirdest seed i ever came across, is this what fate really looks like?

[vagrant bane]

I started with 10 3's

[zenith owl]

Nice econ

[lapis latch]

Ohhhh

[restive knoll]

This is so luck

[lapis latch]

He meant erratic deck

[zenith owl]

Is it really erratic?

[red hamlet]

your nan erratic

[digital quiver]

easiest win of my life lmfao

too bad it wasn't gold stake so no stickers D:

[zenith owl]

Wtf is this seed

[lapis latch]

Yummy ice scream

[lapis latch]

Trib and canio are NOT a good combo 😭

[digital quiver]

I see soul I take soul

trib is for moral support :D

[lapis latch]

Idk get ecto and sock and busking

[vagrant bane]

I have idol, canio and trading card

I am 3ing out

[zenith owl]

Jacks?

Paradoiluea?

It's a great combo

[agile pawn]

you can just kill jacks

[red hamlet]

trib only works on kings and queens jimbo

[lapis latch]

Oh right

Jacks

Kill em

[agile pawn]

total jack death

[zenith owl]

Fuck jacks

[agile pawn]

and strengthen 10s for more jacks to kill

[zenith owl]

Or get paradolia

[lapis latch]

Also paradolia is bullshit imo he has to copy joker and eternal burg he doesnt have space for that shi

[zenith owl]

Negative paradolia ez

[amber torrent]

i think im seeing a pattern

[zenith owl]

Using flushes more than full houses is a crime

It's a sin

[lapis latch]

Full house is shit

[zenith owl]

Bro what

[amber torrent]

welp

[zenith owl]

No way

[lapis latch]

Imo the funny one is flush house and straights are better anyways

[amber torrent]

could you POSSIBLY, guess what build i go for?

[zenith owl]

Blue print and brainstorm 700 times?

[vagrant bane]

I cant find a damn planet

[zenith owl]

How can i get this lucky

[amber torrent]

idk

[vagrant bane]

Guys Mime in a 3 deck

Guys I think 3s are the new kings

[zenith owl]

Bro is perkeo himself

He is the green leaf and oops all 6s

[amber torrent]

😮

[lapis latch]

Mf wa

55 soul

[vagrant bane]

GUYS

HELP

[lapis latch]

Are you fucking fucking fucking ultra fucking kidding me????

[lapis latch]

Wha

Show

[vagrant bane]

3 build

[amber torrent]

fucking sell the left most joker?

[lapis latch]

Get out of the bus

[vagrant bane]

Never

We bussin

[amber torrent]

then dont ask for help

[lapis latch]

No

[amber torrent]

sell ur ballot

since u really want to

[vagrant bane]

Fine

Fuck the bus

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[vagrant bane]

X7

Currently

Fucking negative egg

[strong rose]

please dont fuck the egg

purple stake so hard

😭😭

[vagrant bane]

Smh I lost the run cause of no bus

Sell the bus they said

[red hamlet]

i think you lost

cause you fucked up

but that's just me

let me guess

you lost and on that round your idol missed

🙂

[vagrant bane]

Actually yeah fuck the idol

He like focus blast from pokemon

Just fucking misses

[red hamlet]

never take idol unless your deck is HELLA thin

[zenith owl]

You can't make an omelet without fucking a few eggs

Believe me I tried

[vagrant bane]

Daily reminder

Chicken parm

Is made with chicken

And egg

[zenith owl]

And parm

How can you forget

How dare you

[vagrant bane]

What is parm

[zenith owl]

Parmesian cheese

[vagrant bane]

Dont

..

[zenith owl]

Do

...

[vagrant bane]

Yes I do have are stoopy

YES NEW THREE RUN

9 3s

[zenith owl]

DIES ON ANTE 8

[strong rose]

what if there was a joker that swaps the chips and mult value

[zenith owl]

What good would it be

Oh

[vagrant bane]

..

[zenith owl]

No

[vagrant bane]

Oh no

[strong rose]

yeah

[vagrant bane]

Oh no

[strong rose]

BWAHAHA

[zenith owl]

That would be a game breaking legendary joker

[vagrant bane]

Stone build tho

[red hamlet]

do y'all just like

[zenith owl]

No

[red hamlet]

not know how math works???

[vagrant bane]

Not like we got some motorcyclist in this game

[zenith owl]

I dont

[red hamlet]

what, like left and right?

[agile pawn]

red seal foil stone cards

[red hamlet]

or on jokers specifically

[agile pawn]

🔥

[zenith owl]

Oh yeah

[red hamlet]

y'all panicking

[strong rose]

game does stone's +50 first tho

[zenith owl]

If chips get swapped into mult

[strong rose]

then jokers

[red hamlet]

mfw 200 x 10 and 10 x 200 is the same shit

[zenith owl]

It would be pretty much uselss

[red hamlet]

also yeah

it wouldn't do anything xdddd

[strong rose]

but u can multiply the chips now

[zenith owl]

True

[strong rose]

which is funny

[red hamlet]

mfw it has very little effect on the game

[zenith owl]

[strong rose]

lol

[red hamlet]

but plasma is stronger now i guess

[zenith owl]

As you can see blueprint really likes long and big bananas

[brisk bone]

Sock and buskin

[strong rose]

im gonna try modifying the game

if its possible

[brisk bone]

[uncut ember]

Inb4 next big update adds 50 jokers

[zenith owl]

My sock smells funny

[red hamlet]

x2 chips or x2 mult
same outcome

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

#💻・modding-dev

[uncut ember]

Chips r more OP

[brisk bone]

i busk in your sock

[zenith owl]

Nah you don't

[strong rose]

eh

[zenith owl]

Lego fans are infertile

[brisk bone]

yes i do

Hey hop off lego???

[zenith owl]

It's just an overpriced piece of plastic

[red hamlet]

everything in the world is overpriced

[zenith owl]

Even balatro?

[vagrant bane]

@red hamlet no

[brisk bone]

Bro just steal it

so called burglar

[vagrant bane]

Burger King chicken nuggy

[zenith owl]

They are not worth stealing

[brisk bone]

Lego games are peak 🔥🔥🔥🔥

lego batman 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

lego star wars🔥🔥🔥🔥

[vagrant bane]

Holy fuck 12 4s

[vagrant bane]

Lego jurassic 🔥

[zenith owl]

What is balatro+?

I thought it was a joke

[vagrant bane]

A science experiment

We are the mouses

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shitty-glorp-life-i-cant-take-this-glorp-life-anymore-alien-girl-smoking-gif-8323861188386711474

[zenith owl]

That bunny is so chunky

Chunky ahh bunny

[brisk bone]

Fatass bunny

[vagrant bane]

What does 4s have to offer?

[red hamlet]

walker talker, even steven

[vagrant bane]

Besides walk talky

[red hamlet]

hack

[vagrant bane]

And hack

[brisk bone]

hack

[zenith owl]

+4 chips

[red hamlet]

what does 4s have to offer outside of the jokers 4 has to offer

bro

[zenith owl]

It scores +4 chips

With hiker it can get to 100

[brisk bone]

kings are probably the best cards right

[vagrant bane]

No 7

[zenith owl]

Nah aces are

[vagrant bane]

Of course

[red hamlet]

yeah

[zenith owl]

I wish we could play balatro irl as a card game

Scoring naneinf

[brisk bone]

Kings just have some of the best joker synergies

[zenith owl]

It could work

Ngo

Actually

No it can't

You can't turn cars into glass and steel

Sadly

Yeah i said cars

[vagrant bane]

Imagine playing bala irl cand breaking a glass card

AHHH

[agile pawn]

pulling up to the casino with 297 steel red seal kings

[red hamlet]

pulling up to the casino with a knife

and a bus

[zenith owl]

Yeah balatro feels like cheating poker

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yaburnt-joker-burn-burnward-calltheburnunit-gif-5274995

[zenith owl]

Is it about money when all you do is spend money to get jokers to help you win?

Does anyone know why money in balatro is yellow

Why isn't it blue

Or red

[brisk bone]

Because its made of piss

[zenith owl]

Hmm

Piss in space?

[brisk bone]

no way burnt joker

[zenith owl]

No he isn't burnt

The money is

[brisk bone]

space??

[zenith owl]

Yeah balatro is in space

[brisk bone]

like actually??

am i missing balatro lore

[zenith owl]

You are trapped by jimbo so forcing you to play poker hands untill you die

Jimbo is the true antagonist

[red hamlet]

Yall should play league with me

[zenith owl]

You are only there for his entertainment

[brisk bone]

jimbo is the friend we made along the way

[zenith owl]

Nah he isn't

He is actually evil if you think about it

And the other jokers are all different living manifestations of him

He is immune to everything

They all share a hive mind

[digital quiver]

yikes

should have levelled pair like a little and I would have it 😔

[amber torrent]

rip

[red hamlet]

seee no

[lost kindle]

anybody read blue box

what chapter is episode 24

[grand dune]

I love Yorick, man:

[pallid sapphire]

Slow motion balatro 💔

[grand dune]

2x enjoyer

[solemn elm]

That's not the best joker order btw

[grand dune]

I just despise that brainstorm

[solemn elm]

yorick on the left is only better if the xmult on your base gives higher than what copying a +mult gives

so copying pants is better because 50 > 30

[grand dune]

I could've put spare trousers first, but I couldn't pass up on doubling the xmult

If I had blueprint, it would've been better

[red hamlet]

no

it would've been the same

[solemn elm]

No it wouldn'tve

[red hamlet]

if he had a blueprint he would've copied pants anyways

[solemn elm]

Stencil means blueprint instead of brainstorm.

[red hamlet]

wait i'm not braining today

not enough vodka in this pup

[tender void]

Who is balalaing their latro rn

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[cyan solstice]

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-gun-insane-harley-quinn-animated-gif-17209413

[lost kindle]

charles dihhckens

[eager seal]

i just lost a trib run cause i forgot it doesnt work on jacks

[vagrant bane]

How does obelisk work

My brain is too tired to read

[tender void]

Idk

[pallid sapphire]

Play a bunch of pairs, then play other hands to ramp it up

[red hamlet]

If you play your highest played hand it resets

[tender void]

I just kill it for the 0.5× mult

[red hamlet]

It gains mult as you play not highest

[vagrant bane]

So I gotta juggle?

[gusty basin]

Finally the specualtive midas mask came in clutch

[pallid sapphire]

I tried out obelisk in the Monolith challenge and ended up winning with photochad

[red hamlet]

Play 15 pairs
Then when you play non-pairs you get mult per hand played

If you play a pair, it goes to 0

Or if another hand gets to 15 and you play thar

[vagrant bane]

I'm doing plasma 2 run, three of a kind, pair, High cards

Of The same card

[red hamlet]

It's a good joker for when you pivot

[gusty basin]

Bulls great

[red hamlet]

Not great if you already have a build going

[vagrant bane]

I'm wee stuntman

[gusty basin]

Not everyone takes eternal bull:(

[royal zenith]

Literally what is that challenge doing on the second page lmao, it’s just white stake but with a good starter pack

[red hamlet]

People don't know how to obelisk

[vagrant bane]

They call me wee stuntman

[gusty basin]

Man of culture

[royal zenith]

🫠 i guess but like just spam high card early and then you have obelisk safety which carries you through the last 3 antes if you just don’t play high card and have a couple other mediokers

[grand dune]

Green joker helps you with early game, then you can turn on obelisk for late

[uncut ember]

Whats the green joker

[grand dune]

+1 mult per hand played, -1 mult per discard

[gusty basin]

Grimbo gains +1 mult per hand played and -1 mult if doscarded

Dicarded*

[grand dune]

It's @ different playstyle

[uncut ember]

O. Dont think ive ever used.

[royal zenith]

Like if you think about it, if it takes you 3 hands to beat the small blind of a late ante and 3 to beat the big blind, obelisk’s already at x2.2 and will help you win the boss blind; then by the end of next ante it’ll be close to x4, so that boss blind will be pretty easy too

[uncut ember]

Good with high card and two pair?

Ig

[royal zenith]

Yea good with stuff you don’t need to discard for

[gusty basin]

Mine looks so degenerate, im ashamed

[uncut ember]

Chad is fun

[grand dune]

If you're a fan of dumping your hands and not using discards that much, then he's a solid joker to have, especially early

[pallid sapphire]

I think pair is safer than high card for building up the counter, cause its a very real possibility you might be unable to play anything except a high card

[royal zenith]

I prefer trousers to jreen goker but either one works for its own build

[gusty basin]

Trousers over red card but its a uncommon so hard to get early

[uncut ember]

Trousers is just strong with blueprint tbf

[grand dune]

I've never had the patience nor the luck to play such a build

[solemn elm]

what 😭

you dont need blueprint for trousers to be strong

[uncut ember]

Yes ik

[solemn elm]

blueprint also doesnt even help that much.

[red hamlet]

Full House pants

[solemn elm]

its at best a 2x

[red hamlet]

So peak

[grand dune]

That is true, pair it with square joker, and you're going places

[uncut ember]

It makes it easier to stack early

[solemn elm]

wow. +4 a hand... horrific scaling

[uncut ember]

Blueprint

[solemn elm]

no it doesnt

[gusty basin]

I only do builds till ante 8, only go higher ante if builds good like baron/photo stuff

[royal zenith]

Yea but if you save your discards it’s probably safe, i’ve had obelisk get to x7.2 with only doing 12 high cards at the start then avoiding it forever after

[solemn elm]

the more score you have the harder it is to scale, actually.

[red hamlet]

It's the same stacking

[solemn elm]

and its the same stacking

so at best its the same

[uncut ember]

Mf nerd said "actually"

[grand dune]

I just do run winners, and just play endless for the fun of it

[gusty basin]

Square and trousers go hard honestly

[solemn elm]

sorry you cant handle facts and logic

[uncut ember]

Lmao this kid

[gusty basin]

I can't bother cuz I go all in on ante 8 using every penny I got haha

[uncut ember]

What a shame ur parents cant keep up with a genius like yourself

[red hamlet]

Mf, you have league linked to your profile

We can't talk

[gusty basin]

Lmao

[pallid sapphire]

This is correct though lmao

Whats the issue

[grand dune]

If it had foil, would you?

[solemn elm]

probably.

[gusty basin]

Plants make them useless but early its good

[uncut ember]

Cringe way of typing, basically a redditor

[pallid sapphire]

If you have hands played scalers you really want to use up all your hands for maximum value

[solemn elm]

you play league though

"redditor"

[uncut ember]

I play TFT

[gusty basin]

Just stack them to replace them

[uncut ember]

Lol

[red hamlet]

cringe way of typing
And then it's just correct english

[solemn elm]

same degeneracy

[grand dune]

Yeah same, I mean I just wanna beat ante 8 and just see how further my build can last

[uncut ember]

Cant start a sentence with "and" while talking about correct english kek

[pallid sapphire]

I never last very long in ante 8 cause most of my builds are just scraping by

Sorry ante 8+

Just enough to beat 400k and then crash and burn

[gusty basin]

Ooohh i rarely do that, I skip to boss round ante 9, ante 10 and then die

[gusty basin]

Us

[pallid sapphire]

Real balatroing

[gusty basin]

Gotta get those wins in

[gusty basin]

Damn

[red hamlet]

It's unprofessional
But correct

[brisk bone]

lets see how long ill keep madness

[lunar shadow]

Guys something weird happen and i was able to claim antimater 2 times

[gusty basin]

I got the exact same but with stickers other way around 🥲

[solemn elm]

dies to crimson, but this should just win.

[solemn elm]

you're on mobile build 1.0.1j or earlier. its a known bug.

[brisk bone]

tragic 😭

[uncut ember]

Your english sucks either way. Dont talk abt it.

[lunar shadow]

Not mobile on pc

Does it still happend?

[royal zenith]

Just keep a judgement in your consumables and you’ll probably be safe with crimson too

[vagrant bane]

I am wee stuntman
I solve crime
Punish criminals with my mighty wee!

[solemn elm]

are you running an entirely vanilla game? no steamodded?

[royal zenith]

Even better, a judgement and a fool

[gusty basin]

I learned something new thx

[brisk bone]

truee

[pallid sapphire]

Best i can do is oujia all your cards to 3

[lunar shadow]

No mod 100% vanilla

[brisk bone]

judgment 🔥🔥

[brisk bone]

handsome card yoi got there

[pallid sapphire]

Hope you get a mime soon

[solemn elm]

go to the main menu and then take a screenshot

[brisk bone]

what a wonderful first joker

[grand dune]

@uncut ember Anyway, recommended synergies for Green Joker is Blue Joker, Banana, Burglar and Ramen, Banner and Merry Andy, and Obelisk

[gusty basin]

You mean the cat..m right

[uncut ember]

Sry we got distracted by the sensitive intellectual autisms

[lunar shadow]

Wait that was yesterday am no more on pc am in school but i can try tonight playing on the same seed again

[gusty basin]

Obelisk?

[solemn elm]

why are you using autism as an insult

[grand dune]

Hear me out

[uncut ember]

Sensitive 100%

[gusty basin]

What if you mistakely play a hand ehich resets it

[solemn elm]

its just a question

[gusty basin]

Burglar + obelisk imaginr

[uncut ember]

Dont require to give you an answer

[solemn elm]

nice english

[uncut ember]

Who gives a fuck. Honestly dude

You are so annoying

[solemn elm]

not a dude

[uncut ember]

Gonna call it you anyway

[red hamlet]

nice english

[grand dune]

A real bummer, I know, that's why I normally dislike burglar for times when I need to discard

[solemn elm]

nice english

"call it you" 😭

[uncut ember]

Quiet dude

[gusty basin]

Yeah its sad

[grand dune]

Green Joker actually synergizes incredibly well with Blackboard and Card Sharp

[uncut ember]

Shut it geezer

Settle down gentleman

[gusty basin]

Gotta do deck fixing for black board tho ig

[uncut ember]

You definitely are not a chadette

[red hamlet]

just call us a slur already

[grand dune]

Not necessarily

[red hamlet]

get to the funny part

[uncut ember]

Us? Bitch idc about you

Your insanely useless input is hilarious pls quiet down

[gusty basin]

Internet is pure entertainment

[uncut ember]

She be phishing to be offended its wild

[grand dune]

With blackboard, you just need to dump all hearts and diamonds in one high card, and not touching the clubs and spades

[gusty basin]

sips coffee

[gusty basin]

Oh i forgot clubs are okay for blackboardd lmao

I thought it only worked for spades for a sec

[warped tide]

Smoke weed call that a high card

[uncut ember]

Suck dick call that a low card

[unborn kelp]

MY BALS ARE ATROING SO HARD RN

Cuz I got triple baron

[gusty basin]

..

Oh

[unborn kelp]

Yeah

[grand dune]

Yeah, highly recommend you run Green Joker with Blackboard

[gusty basin]

I was like hol' up

[uncut ember]

Last night I had a double blueprint. Wildin'

[grand dune]

They're both green, after all

[unborn kelp]

KIZUKII YOUR BALS WILL ALSO ATRO

[gusty basin]

I tried green joker on black deck 🥲

[gusty basin]

👁️👄👁️

[unborn kelp]

Get it? Bals-atroing?

[gusty basin]

Wtf

[grand dune]

Uhmmm...

[gusty basin]

Ooohhh

Ohhh

[brisk bone]

should i take it

[gusty basin]

Do itr

[unborn kelp]

Balalalala

[brisk bone]

i feel like its good for this buily

[gusty basin]

Do itt

[brisk bone]

built*

[gusty basin]

But

[grand dune]

Yeah, don't use Green Joker for black deck in under any circumstance

[gusty basin]

It wont give eternal ones

[unborn kelp]

Do it

[red hamlet]

might get a poly

[grand dune]

Unless you get burglar and grabber voucher

[solemn elm]

which still doesnt help because itll just die anyway

[gusty basin]

And lose it the next round

[red hamlet]

yeah but it'll be cool

[solemn elm]

a poly wouldnt be whats needed rn

[red hamlet]

for 1 round

[warped tide]

Burger

[unborn kelp]

Who uses green joker in black deck bro

[brisk bone]

if riff raff gave eternal jokers it would be one of the worst jokers ever😭

[solemn elm]

mhm

[gusty basin]

Btw this was a really awful joke, just letting you know 🥲

[grand dune]

Glad it doesn't

[gusty basin]

Me

[solemn elm]

joker gen giving stickerless jokers is what makes them so strong at gold stake
-# except for on the non-perishable challenge

[grand dune]

Same, lol

[gusty basin]

Its so tense though

[grand dune]

Yes it is

[uncut ember]

I only use riffraff for early econ if I get it in the first 2 antes

[gusty basin]

I use riffraff untill i get banana

🥲

[grand dune]

Just find a stencil and duplicate it

[red hamlet]

use riff raff to get gros
have it die
then riff gives cavendish

gg

[gusty basin]

Oh the other day i got eternal stencil, and found 2 shop with soectral packs.... Which didn't have ankh

And i lost the run

[uncut ember]

Ankh doesnt delete eternal jokers right

Havent done it b4

[gusty basin]

I even skipped for ethereal tag

[red hamlet]

if only you didn't skip 😔

[gusty basin]

😭

[grand dune]

My Riff Raff spawned me all of these in one of my runs:

[gusty basin]

Damn

[grand dune]

Then found a blueprint

[gusty basin]

Your fav jokers there

[uncut ember]

I like the blue one in early game

[gusty basin]

Green guy and blue guy

I never use blue guy Cuz i love my discards

Idk why

Then i lose cuz i dont have enough chips

[uncut ember]

That deck is double the tags right

[grand dune]

Yep

[gusty basin]

Yea

[red hamlet]

double tag on boss kill

[gusty basin]

After boss blind

[uncut ember]

Thata so sex

[grand dune]

Throwback can pop off in that deck

[gusty basin]

And we wait till a negative tag

🥲

[uncut ember]

Double tag is sex 10/10 right

[gusty basin]

...

[solemn elm]

love that for you! its so important to embrace what excites you. dont let anyone shame you for finding double tags attractive <3

[grand dune]

Which stack Joker do you guys think is so hard to manage, aside from Obelisk?

For me, it has to be Campfire

[uncut ember]

Mf talking like a twitter comment 😭

I hate twitter 😭

[red hamlet]

it's X now

[uncut ember]

I love double tag sex life

😍

[gusty basin]

Idk like uhhh canio 💀

[solemn elm]

omg stopppp youre so real for that 😭 😭

[gusty basin]

Idk why i hate canio

[uncut ember]

Quiet

[shy dove]

obelisk is easy to manage

[uncut ember]

No talk

[grand dune]

Aside from legendaries

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

love you too breastie

[gusty basin]

Oh, campfire is up there

[solemn elm]

Not you silencing free speech 💀 no wonder you hate twitter

[uncut ember]

Call me a slur so I dont think ur a useless softie

[solemn elm]

unbelievable smh

[gusty basin]

Don't git enough money for campfire

[red hamlet]

you're*

[shy dove]

campfire needs a strong econ first but like get that online and ur golden

[uncut ember]

Choke*

[red hamlet]

On you? i'll pass

[solemn elm]

That's against the rules silly :3

[uncut ember]

No fixed ur name

[red hamlet]

pretty sure it would be a crime

[solemn elm]

your*

[uncut ember]

Your'e* actually

[red hamlet]

bro said

[grand dune]

Even with Riff-Raff, you simply can't consistently manage the Campfire stack because you know you're gonna waste all these cards jokers when it resets again

[red hamlet]

actually

redditor moment

[solemn elm]

nerd said actually

[uncut ember]

When will this bitch make an original joke 😭

[gusty basin]

@uncut ember wee + chad wins gold stake 😭

[solemn elm]

Rule #3 says no harassment, bestie! Let’s keep it respectful!!! :3

[uncut ember]

Weewee

[gusty basin]

Got that bs on last ante do doesn't matter

Brainstorm*

[grand dune]

It's far too taxing for me

[uncut ember]

Legit reddit mod sounding ass

Istg im the only one giving these tools attention

I should stop

[gusty basin]

Imagine having rental campfire

[pallid sapphire]

Damn yall still going

[gusty basin]

Won't let you feed itself

[red hamlet]

perishable

[solemn elm]

I'm so proud of you <3 youre so brave <3 that was such a good attempt at an insult!! :3

[grand dune]

What's gold stake again?

[brisk bone]

I think thjs is my dumbest build yet

[uncut ember]

Unfortunately they both lack personality

[gusty basin]

Lmao

[uncut ember]

Mmm steak

[grand dune]

Literally rent-a-joker?

[gusty basin]

Wee is on demon time today

[red hamlet]

yah

[uncut ember]

Im stimming rn

[hushed lava]

Time to baron

[grand dune]

Can you stack it with eternals too?

[uncut ember]

Sometimes you need to make fun of the unemployed yknow

[gusty basin]

Yoo, gotta say bye to ricky soon then 🥲

[solemn elm]

only eternal and perishable arent compatible with other things. everything can be rental.

[pallid sapphire]

Man what is up with my banana dying instantly these days

[grand dune]

So if you have a joker like that, you're essentially in debt for life?

[pallid sapphire]

I don't even make it to ante 2 before it goes pop

[shy dove]

unironically this is a really good setup

[solemn elm]

Omg, self-awareness? Love that for you! Keep it up! :3

[hushed lava]

Ma boy yorick💔

[pallid sapphire]

Just make money to pay off the rental fee

[gusty basin]

Just get a good econ joker calm

[brisk bone]

its good for winning ante 8 but not for high score

[gusty basin]

Like credit card, best econ joker

[uncut ember]

If ur trying to do this to annoy me, I think it only makes you look like a 🤡

[grand dune]

Uhhh, is it?

[brisk bone]

i doubt ill get very dar

[shy dove]

well yeah but high score has very few options lol

[brisk bone]

far

[solemn elm]

Omg nooo, not the clown emoji 😭😭 how will I ever recover??

[grand dune]

You lose interest entirely

[gusty basin]

Sarcasm*

[grand dune]

Oh

Lol

[shy dove]

madness is pretty quick at scalong tho

youd be surprised

[solemn elm]

+1x an ante is decent scaling

[grand dune]

Hard agree

[uncut ember]

Didnt you say shit abt harassment which is what ur permanently doing

[gusty basin]

I once got to -20$ never recovered after selling credit card

[pallid sapphire]

Why would you sell the credit card bruv 💀

[gusty basin]

Couldnt buy anything for like 4 rounds

[red hamlet]

should've opened a spectral and ripped a wraith

[uncut ember]

Poverty simulator?

[brave saddle]

professional poor person

reel

[gusty basin]

Spectral pack costs money unfortunately

[red hamlet]

should've kept the card

[grand dune]

Good job

[brisk bone]

okay

[red hamlet]

now you in debt with no overdraft 😔

[gusty basin]

😭😭

[solemn elm]

it seems like we have different definitions of harassment.

[gusty basin]

Not worth it right?

[uncut ember]

Yeah, yours is wrong unfortunately!

[brisk bone]

doing it for thr bit

[gusty basin]

Why'd you want more joker slots if madness gon eat em all 🥲

Ah

[grand dune]

It can't

[uncut ember]

Even when I'm not referring to you, you respond and mention me. I don't with you rofl

[brisk bone]

space for good eternala

[grand dune]

They spawn after madness kills something

[solemn elm]

nice english :3

[dull valve]

eternal egg carry

[gusty basin]

What hand you playing

[uncut ember]

Literally good english what

[brisk bone]

bro imagine if i found an eternal dagger now

[solemn elm]

"dont with you" 😭

[pallid sapphire]

Polychrome egg good

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692> ?

[gusty basin]

It's been an hours, where's your +mult brother 🥲

[red hamlet]

still waiting for the funny

[gusty basin]

Hour*

[uncut ember]

He harassed me for abt 30 mins btw ❤️

[brisk bone]

gone

[solemn elm]

eventually said a slur lol

[solemn elm]

*she

[gusty basin]

😞 sad to hear that

[uncut ember]

Sped isnt a slur otherwise it would be censored lol

[solemn elm]

and they can see chat history

you dont need to make your case.

[solemn elm]

it just is a slur though.

[gusty basin]

Is someone getting banned or smth

[dull valve]

hell naw not the balatro server beef

[gusty basin]

It's been 45 mins btw

[uncut ember]

Some ppl getting offended kekw

[brisk bone]

Why yall beefin on balatro discord 😭

[gusty basin]

Ikr 😭

[brisk bone]

nobody likes you bro

[uncut ember]

So difficult to block me when you've been baiting me the last 30 minutes hehehe

[pallid sapphire]

I like him

[gusty basin]

Post some chiconuts or smth and be happy 😄

[pallid sapphire]

See how mad he's making two people over nothing

[dull valve]

this is sad

[pallid sapphire]

Grow up and stop engaging if you don't like him

[red hamlet]

Where's the funny

[uncut ember]

Yup

[brisk bone]

why are they making people mad in the first place

theres no reason

[gusty basin]

Chiconuts

[pallid sapphire]

Who the hell knows

Thinnest skin I've ever seen

[brisk bone]

just stupid behavior

[swift sail]

Don’t say this. Take a timeout

[uncut ember]

Wait wait

[red hamlet]

not even funny

[uncut ember]

🫡

[brisk bone]

imagine having no empathy or compassion

[gusty basin]

😞 i tried

[brave saddle]

eternal matador ftw

[red hamlet]

Take me on a date first, lover boy

[brisk bone]

i am the masterbaiter 🔥🔥🔥

[gusty basin]

What ur profile pic btw, i think I saw that guy but i dont

[brave saddle]

Mods! Perish his Wee!

[pallid sapphire]

Looks like the squid game guy

[brave saddle]

mbreast

[brisk bone]

mods skin them alive

[pallid sapphire]

But edited as mr beast

[red hamlet]

it's a mr beast edit

[gusty basin]

Oh yeahh

[red hamlet]

ye

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah was like that stache looks familiar

[brave saddle]

rate deck

[gusty basin]

Ai is crazy

[pallid sapphire]

It can't be mr beast though cause that man's smile has too much life

Mr beast only has a dead vacant stare when he smiles

[gusty basin]

Literally my deck if i have vagabond 🥚

So messy

Ew

But I like small dek

Deck

[dull valve]

why

[pallid sapphire]

Very bad runs this morning, I think I'm not balatroing today

[dull valve]

where is my achievement

?!

[pallid sapphire]

Beat one more gold stake I think?

[dull valve]

its all gold

[brave saddle]

play a seeded run and give violet vessel a lobotomy

[dull valve]

every deck

[pallid sapphire]

No I don't do seeded runs

[brave saddle]

o ok

[pallid sapphire]

(Inb4 loses a seeded run, the horror)

[dull valve]

balatro players be gay af, asking other men for their seed all the time

[gusty basin]

I tried seeded runs, it's so boring, some are cool though

[brave saddle]

i dont do seeded runs tht much
too lazy to route

sucks when u mess up something

[gusty basin]

Like a seeded run with egg and credit card with swash guy

[brave saddle]

omelette

[dull valve]

99% of seeds in #1156061354076155944 is the same run with perkeo baron

[pallid sapphire]

Swash egg in a normal run is so underwhelming after doing it in omelette

[dull valve]

i really wish people shared more creative builds

[red hamlet]

The Humble Chicot:

[gusty basin]

Yeah

[pallid sapphire]

Problem with more creative builds is they don't really go endless

[dull valve]

but no, another 10k mime baron seeds

[pallid sapphire]

Thats why being an ante 8 enjoyer > naneinf

[brave saddle]

is it possible for 5 chicots to bully a vessel made of violet

[dull valve]

who cares
if the only way to get to endless is baron or perkeo then endless sucks

[gusty basin]

Fr

[red hamlet]

Wraith gave me invis, i ankhed it
got a triple cholar from it

[pallid sapphire]

The people who share seed and beg for it care, apparently

[brave saddle]

how good is 6 flower pots????

[gusty basin]

#⚙・modding-general

[red hamlet]

run was so peak

[red hamlet]

is normal jokers

[pallid sapphire]

Thats why they're all these broken endless runs

[red hamlet]

just girls

[pallid sapphire]

X18 if you get it off, pretty mid

[brave saddle]

hey guys. today we are back with more gold stake balatro

[gusty basin]

Whos the artist, thats so cool

Is that trading card 😭

[brave saddle]

erm 6 flower pots would be x729

[pallid sapphire]

What

[red hamlet]

yeeee

[pallid sapphire]

Isnt it just x3 to your mult

[brave saddle]

3x3x3x3x3x3

[pallid sapphire]

Oh yeah

3^6 =/= 3*6

Dum

[frosty radish]

so baron?

[brave saddle]

doesnt matter cuz nobody uses flower pot anyway

[dull valve]

kill one of the brainstorms

[pallid sapphire]

I did once but that was cause it was negative

[gusty basin]

Observatory run?

[frosty radish]

yea

[gusty basin]

Whats the mime for

[frosty radish]

money

[gusty basin]

Muhnee

Yeah

[gusty basin]

You've got a huge deck btw 😉

[red hamlet]

pepperfaced

[frosty radish]

ty 😋

[gusty basin]

Why you looking zesty 🥲

[red hamlet]

batman dabbles in men

[gusty basin]

Not funny

[gusty basin]

Bro did it.

[red hamlet]

then explain this

[brisk bone]

omg another lego batman pfp

[gusty basin]

Wait wtff

Why you got answer for everything 😭

[red hamlet]

not everything

Some questions are not to be answered

[gusty basin]

Like

[pallid sapphire]

MAN???

[frosty radish]

the lego batman movie was about their relationship

[red hamlet]

we love lego yaoi ❤️

[frosty radish]

theyre lovers

[gusty basin]

Aight enough internet for today

cyaa

[brisk bone]

silly madness run died at ante 11

pretty okay

madness got up to 10.5

[restive bronze]

Hi chat

[red hamlet]

🗿

[frosty radish]

anything worth selling to invis?

[restive bronze]

👏🏿 👏🏿

[royal zenith]

No

[brisk bone]

no

[tender void]

My soul

[limber moth]

Sell all your jokers

[agile pawn]

wrong sticker graaah

[limber moth]

Why your brainstorm look like that

[agile pawn]

why not

[limber moth]

Cus it's gay as hell

[agile pawn]

yeah

[limber moth]

Glad we agree

[brave saddle]

cavendish with purple sticker goes hard ngl

[tawdry veldt]

It's sad that the general public won't discover balatro

[worn gust]

Hear me out, the bus 🙌

[low hornet]

madness and stencil

they meant for each other

they're essentially making out rn

[agile pawn]

so true

[low hornet]

i love you Vi of piltover please step on me

[solemn elm]

one of the worst arcs in s2 imo

arcane s2 spoilers: ||worst being vander||

[tardy yarrow]

i got bullied off #🕹・game-discussion i might leave this server

[amber torrent]

Plasma deck :ppp

[low hornet]

nooo dont

so i can bully you too

[wide trail]

W

[verbal zephyr]

why do you hate good jokers

[brave saddle]

tribb

[bleak river]

this hurts to skip

[red hamlet]

sell sock

4head

[bleak river]

i need mongney

i like mongney

[tough storm]

damn right now i hear balatro orchestra is so fire

anyway yo chat

[bleak river]

yo

[tough storm]

:))

[bleak river]

i am chat

[tough storm]

yo chat

[bleak river]

how u doin

[tough storm]

I play balatro

[bleak river]

metoo

[tiny mantle]

hi

metoo

[tough storm]

and got this

7777 point

[bleak river]

i think ur lucky

[tough storm]

yep

and how to play like pro player?

[bleak river]

first

[tough storm]

is second

:))

[bleak river]

u have to be pro player

to be pro player

and be pro player

[tough storm]

nice

thx for the useful tip:))

[bleak river]

no problematics

[tough storm]

:))

ok i go to do homework

see chat soon

[bleak river]

ok biye

[tough storm]

and i have a question before I do homework

where you come from

[bleak river]

i am froming the state of new jersey

also

any pro pleyer here

[tough storm]

yeah

[bleak river]

i having questions

[tough storm]

im from

[bleak river]

no

[tough storm]

vietnamese

yeah

[bleak river]

cool

[wide trail]

Bad jokers*

[bleak river]

you do homework already or no

go do

[tough storm]

ah I forgot

thx ok bye

[bleak river]

bumer

okay

anyways

is there a pro pleyr here

i have quesiton

[gusty basin]

💀

[bleak river]

so

[gusty basin]

Im not a pro but lay it on me

[bleak river]

you know turtle bean

the glitch

[gusty basin]

Yeah

what about it?

[bleak river]

with diabolic acorn or whatever

whats it

crimson i h=think

[gusty basin]

Lmao

Crimson heart

[bleak river]

oh

does it work still

[gusty basin]

Yes it does

[bleak river]

so it just has to debuff bean and i go to menu

[gusty basin]

But you gotta get hella lucky

[bleak river]

and repeat

[bleak river]

how

[gusty basin]

Yeah, when debuff on bean go to menu

Come back, play a hand

[bleak river]

ah i see

and its nice with burgler

[gusty basin]

When debuff goes to another joker, play a hand while on the other joker

Then debuff on bean go to menu again

Rinse and repeat

Hella annoying to do

On a normal run

[bleak river]

i see

[gusty basin]

It works with troubadour aswell

[bleak river]

im gonna try on oante 16 here

[bleak river]

dam

[gusty basin]

Only +2 handsize but worth it

And the juggler

+1 handsize

[sour peak]

Everyone who can answer this question, how do I get better at Balatro

[bleak river]

i cat answr

[gusty basin]

Play balatro 24/7

[sour peak]

I see

[sour peak]

Then let your cat answer

[red hamlet]

play league

[sour peak]

HELL NO

I ain’t EVER playing League of Legends

[bleak river]

not here rn

latering

[red hamlet]

come oooon

[sour peak]

Damn

[gusty basin]

Sell chicot whenever you get it

[red hamlet]

silence

[gusty basin]

You'll get better

[sour peak]

How much does your skin cost

[red hamlet]

free if you play league

[gusty basin]

Im just giving tips

[red hamlet]

bad tip

[gusty basin]

Good*

lol

[red hamlet]

MFs be like

sell chicot, good path

[bleak river]

isnt chickt 10 dolr

[red hamlet]

and then die to a boss blind effect

[bleak river]

or 12

[gusty basin]

Never had that problem

[red hamlet]

skill issue

[gusty basin]

Yours*

[gusty basin]

Oh

Why u dunking on me

😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

shouldn't have been lying

[gusty basin]

Can't even lie nowadays ugh

[primal sphinx]

What's the highest stake you've beat

[sour peak]

Let me check

[gusty basin]

Here comes the real pro

[primal sphinx]

No I'm just autistic and enjoy talking about games

[cyan river]

black deck is a pain (obelisk at 4.8)

[gusty basin]

🫂 i feel you brother

[cyan river]

lucky ahh run dude

[gusty basin]

Did You beat purple stake ?

[cyan river]

you need to get FILTHY rich at the start of blackdeck and you still have no guarantee on winning lmao

[cyan river]

yeah that run was it just now yup, continued to ante 11

[gusty basin]

/ get riffraff into good econ joker

[lament island]

i hate this deck so much, i just can't beat it lmfao

[cyan river]

how do i have 7 decks on gold and still missing the card buying voucher lv2😭😭

[gusty basin]

Congrats man, ik how hard it is

[cyan river]

IKR

I HAD SO MANY RIFFRAFF STARTS on blackdeck

[primal sphinx]

I am c+ and haven't bought it yet

[cyan river]

gon happen to me too😭😭

[primal sphinx]

Also the reason is because it's an actively bad voucher to take in most situations