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nice best hand
It took me awhile too get good
i didnt even know face cards could be used in straights for a long time
well both dont use bugs
unless theyre negative ofc
See yeah when I bought the game I knew literally nothing about poker hands so I had to learn as I went. Felt silly when I learned what a flush was
No you still sell them
hmm i suppose
After that just win
it depends how much extra ur getting ig
I got 46 last time I did it
so with like a neg bs it would be like... less
or just like sell stuntman and keep a negative copy
Yes unless you got lucky and it hit bean
If you can survive without stuntman then yes ig
But most times by ante 8 you don't have enough to ditch stuntman
yeah thats fair
Blast your seed all over my face and embed it into my mind
this run has some potential
I'll let you know when the round ends
unseeded btw
Idkkk man it doesn't seem too good ngl
"Some" 🥀
Why would you even spam that many cryptids in the first place anyways
Am I allowed to @everyone
You're on Ante 9
No
With a lot of Steel Kings probably
Just use that to upgrade High Card bruh
i just beat jokerless
Yeah how much steel do you have anyways
Ok
🔥
It's kinda possible with a lot lot of tarot cards right
Planets also
i just used glass cards + leveled up straights
Actually planets especially
Negative invisible lol
Glass and Luckies (MONEY?!? 1!?!?) and spam one hand type and load all of your stuff in there
Painted Deck 💔
ante 39
i didnt change into glass cards until last ante, i was just working on levelling up straights
@everyone
Do you not have enough Steel Kings?
It’s fun
a year? o.o I mean any progress is progress. Are you just very casual? like you said no real strat, just balls to the wall? haha
i think he was just exaggerating
@everyone try the seed aleeb it’s fun I just found it
I'm autistic so I would probably miss that
🥴
Eternal Riff Raff 💔
@everyone
Yeah I know
have to skip invis joker 😭
Cracked neg invisible now a soul card
@finite phoenix
how do i beat the blast off challenge
uh so u have eternal rocket and constelation (+ 0.1 mult per planet card used)
and u only have 2 hands and 2 discards
and 4 joker slots
Holy shit???
You just need to get lucky and get astronomer
It’s kinda some rng and you have to focus planet cards
Ok
Bye showman
You better have pick up that invis
@finite phoenix
I’m stubborn and persistent. Idk why it took so long. It’s not like I was playing every day. Long long gaps
Also, just call me butter cuz I’m on a roll
okay fair. I am the type that has 40 hours in the last week
like I said
autistic
i have 450
Lmao
I’ve gotten 3 wins within 2 days now. I feel good
big
This game is addicting
congrats
took me ages for my first win
When you get used to it it's kinda easy to win at the white stakes
Also you have better jokers after playing for a bit
The most fun I had was just unlocking jokers. Now all I have is lame grindy stuff to do
White is super easy once all jokers unlocked or at least the cracked ones
Yeah
if u think the game is getting grindy and lame id really recommend doing challenge runs, theyre pretty fun and i beat jokerless today!
Drop stunt
Okie dokes
Disgusting
I hate that one
BP and mastermind with DNA in the same run
Everytime I get lucky cat nothing ever triggers
Better than 10-4?
Well 10 4 is for 10a and 4s oops increases the odds of your lucky card procs
Which is good for lucky cat since you want to increase the x mult
taking a shot in the dark here in hopes that one of you will be my savior..
Randomly started getting insane stuttering issues.
Ive rolled back drivers, done a fresh install, ran game as admin, tried Fullscreen, Borderless, Windowed, vsync on and off for both.. nothing is fixing it.
Its essentially like 10 frames per second. Anybody experiencing this as well or know of a fix?
ooooh
What are you playing on. Pc?
win11?
maybe turn off the animations? ik sometimes that can create lag
PC specs are not an issue. Utilization and temps are perfectly normal. Game has run perfect for 125 hours and now its borked 😦
Here's my splooge
Aww ya, party is just getting started
PC, Win10
Hmm. Odd.
It’s probably something with your pc then and not the game
I’m on Mac and have had zero issues personally
🤤
If you have even half decent specs it's probably not the game
is that an ingame setting? i dont see anything about animations specifically
yes
theres a crt slider i think
Ryzen 2700x and RTX 2070 super. 16 gigs of ram. Game is on a solid state.
Do i even need the soul card?
what would i sell?
feel like its gotta be my machine or nvidia drivers cause i dont think balatro has had an update recently
I dont have any joker slots
I guess i could replace candevish but what if it's chicot
I have to skip the soul asw
Perko. You have more than enough
nope
Dude
Screenshake > 0
art smoothing > off
I still need to unlock them in my jokerdex, so I guess I'll replace candevish for soul?
thanks. ill try fiddling with that stuff more in depth. ive already played around with a lot of it but i guess i gotta keep trying different combos
😐
by keeping the perk it easily gets to ante 39
But two Barron would be crazy
Why the Steam version puts my fans at top speed while the Xbox version runs pretty fine and not turning my laptop into a goddamn turbo plane
It was perkeo, should I try to roll back or commit to perkeo
depends if you ahve enough scoring
My laptop does not even increase fan speed when playing
i appreciate you. ill give it a try.
I'm only ante 9 so yeah it's decent
I had candevish though which was helping
Sounds like you need windows 11
That shits so old now lol
If you have 10 you can upgrade to 11 jsyk
Hey guys. Anyone know of a reliable steam deck modding tutorial? It’s my only platform I have to play atm that can be used to mod Balatro. Thanks 🙂
10 doesn’t even get updates anymore after sometime this year
It’s super easy bro
win 11 feels like win 10
theyll have to pry it from my grubby little fingers
It's not some BS like vista was
That’s definitely the issue with your game. I bet you get windows 11 it would work
or linux
i cant believe bill gates is chilling in the balatro discord at 2am
lol 😂
Sorry ignore that,I'm trying to start a debate
any other games?
or just bltaro
My old ass windows computer still has 10 and it takes like 30 mins to load internet explorer
Bro it's called edge now. Cause it's hip and edgy.
listen, if i truly cant get this fixed, i will upgrade to 11 and if it works i will come find you for your venmo
Truuuue mb
just my sweet bbgirl balatro 😦
It’s frrreeee though
If you have a legit win 10 installed you can uograde to win 11
I downloaded it on a hard drive for a computer I was backdooring
and it doesn't have a big impact to your resources
i just have had no need to upgrade. i know my way around 10 fine and its served me well.
yeah i had mods installed but i just did a fresh install and booted it up without the mods folder in place. still no dice.
go into the insall location and remove version.dll if it's still there
okay I wont try to convince you anymore after this. I felt the same way.
It's the exact same OS, it's all the exact same. But more stuff is compatible
Viruses detected
Do i take it
look brother i realize its irrational. i do a lot of irrational things. like getting up out of bed at 2am because i cant sleep and i could continue trying to fix balatro.
it's honestly perfectly rational to hate the fact that it's the same shit but hte number went up
I said I wouldb't try to convince you after that comment 🙂
I could replace perkeo, it's not really doing much
what does that do?
will my pc explode
it's just the mod injector dll
throw it out if it's there, just to make sure it's actually vanilla balatro
im just messing with you. no worries. maybe in the next couple of days it will turn out that you did in fact convince me
checking now
Is there a way to install custom decks? and a place where people uploaded them?
oi
its not in there
if it's just balatro, i doubt it's a windows issue
Cool, some of the in game decks are... really cartoony and I like classical looking decks
thank you for bringing this to my attention
hubba hubba
I wish there was a way for me to go back an ante
there is
the humble hieroglyph:
thats what i would assume as well but im just stumped. its getting to the point where upgrading to 11 may be the most logical next step in troubleshooting
Damn idk if I’ll ever get a run that good
well thank you all for trying to help me out. i really do appreciate it. probably just gonna upgrade to 11 tomorrow because the only thing i can think of at this point is that a windows update is causing this. and maybe the fact that im still holding out on upgrading is why there arent many other people having this issue.
dm'd you an extra step you can take just to make sure
I had eternal 2 chads, one eternal photograph, one blueprint, negative mail rebate
I even got a perkeo in ante 9
Just wish I didn't lose to the mouth
also you're not the only one it seems
no??
Unless it's a really good run
What kinda jobs do yall have where you can play balatro on the shitter
Not nearly enough time for me
A place with a toilet
GODDAMMIT ANOTHER CHICOT
fair
I’m the manager of a restaurant. I got a lotta down time
this run is genuinely blessed
i found a soul previously and it's CHICOT then sold it, yummy $10 AND I FOUND ANOTHER AND IT'S CHICOT AGAIN
another yummy $10 i guess
.....
That's a fancy way of saying you do coke in the bathroom
i want perkeo.....
If you're anything like my manager
Nah lol I just hit the old penjamin
LOL I worked at denver international airport and snuck that shit in every single day
Cannot deal with airport karens without penjamin
Wait this chat is about a card game?
oh nice you got a hermit
polychrome lucky cards are so cute
i may or may not have taken a rare tag and ankh in ante one and almost died
you're so cute
campfire builds have gotta be the closest thing to an apm strategy in this game
can't believe this shit
3rd soul.
before endless
you think it's going to be a 3rd chicot?
YUUUUUUP
😔
i will save the seed and take all 3 souls without selling them
chicot, chicot and chicot
take an early showman

leauge is such a fucking code spaghetti man
🤔
red buff minion
Soooo. Shop anyone?
WTF
Just your average shop no?
Oh this runs long over dont worry, lol
yeah they do
Seeded?
my friend even got negative trib on first ante skip
Xd
when are we getting this but balatro
Disgusting
pocket joker ahh
they go give me a negitive gros michel, i spend $10 on it and it lasts one round
burnt yoker
bluepint
It is indeed a blueprint. Two infact
over there
but why is it so much in the crypid
Because. M
only ogs will remember this meme
Sure google can answer that one probs
i probably dont have image perms
Real
speaking of which i need to buy balatro again because somebody removed it from my account 😭
huh
they must be wanting to break your balatro addiction
on steam? cuz u can't do that on steam maybe they just private it in ur library?
u can remove free games but not paid ones im 99% sure
Arf

hey man
Does Madness Joker or Campfire scale better ?
fuck
bad still
its ante 3 and the game still hasn't given me a joker worth buying 😭
I will appear
In no time
I lost at ante 8
ante 4!! still no joker 😭
dang
had a game where i had a wack laning phase because my adc decided to tilt pick jhin because enemy took his jinx
and he blamed me for it (the jinx went afk)
like ok man
sorry i'm a bronze player in a silver/gold lobby
what do you want me to do about it
omg i got two jokers!! but they both x mult
Yes
it helps for me to vent anyways
even if your silly brain is not registering anything
Works for me
got a little bunny running laps in there
Are you calling me dumb unironicly
If u are ur right
no, i'm saying you don't know anything about league
so your brain is just not registering anything so it still doesn't know anything about league
stupid plant they should have tried harder
im going to deforest them so fast
That means nature is mean to you. Get revenge
I dont think thats how nature works
Natural selection did its job ☝️☝️☝️
Showman is a lie
Natural selection A.K.A tornados and tsunamis are mean to people
Showman is like my cousin
Therefore nature is mean
We are the reason why tsunamis and tornados happend
Explain
Earthquake boundaries are naturally happening.
poly constatation is so pretty
Yes
Tectonic plates just overlayer bc earth wants to
I dont have an actual explanation
Plus its 1am so i cant think straight
constellation *
i love constipation
I think there was a missunderstoodment
constipation 🔥🔥🔥
should be another week and a half before they arrive
jimbo with gold sticker feels so good
Favourite activity of the day
I dislike jimbo
no!?
He made me lose by 2 chips once
he is the best joker in the game???
Only 2 single depressing chips
The EGG does not agree with you
Oh yes
Eggs are love and life
And protein
jimbo would be better if it was babymetal instead
Could be
+4
Rolled soul 2 times back to back
Id like to have a negative jimbo on my hand as it witneses me get e19
they said that jimbo is good only in ante 1, but hes good always in any build, hes always welcome
Jimbo is my emotional support
I will always pick baseball card
Baseball card lover
Wish I Got any of the ones that fit my build
I enjoy playing balatros as i listen to underground memphis

baseball and flash card kinda hard
arent you rare and not uncommon?
Im uncommon
i wouldnt pick you without hand size voucher
white stake moment
i'm taking you any time baby
Yaaaaaaay

you look cooler fem
Jolly holly its 1am

only deck i have left to gold
lucky for you, i love fat chicks
Im just full of love
I am flustered
🗿
Im risking my instance on this server for a gif that is not loading
stencil and burnt joker go well together
It could be either a cat gif or something else
Ok i wont
Mmmmmm cat stew
He looks so silly
WRAITH PEAK
Fuck the plant
):
get planted on 
no, i'm cheating, i dont' care
Luchador i need u
Goly gosher
waht the fuck do you mean 10/52 cards are aces but i can't draw mroe than 4
You just cannot
jammies
she scholar on my aces
Im never playing my liked tracks on shuffle again
o, trading card
Baseball card
wouldn't be good in my case
and where is your negative blueprint (bugatti)
The only reason i find campfire useful is to frame it and hang it on my room
Would be a nice painting
Who is real
4
6
2
Jimbo Balatro
🗿
Who is that hot fella right there
rate my run
33/10
ignore my money ox got my ass
Sometimes a little sacrifice works
eternal showman lmfao
i guess aces are your favorite cards
at least she's dapper
it's waht i got from erratic
Why shes looking at me like that
I feel assaulted
Ok ive had enough
I should sleep
Tomorro its s very busy day for me
Goodnight everyone
c:
@red hamlet what mod do you have
😭
collectionist++ real bad
ik I’m joking
whenever I have Radiohead's on repeat, balatro seems to have gotten easier
based chicot enjoyer
That alone should be enough to win the entire run as long as your rng doesn't line up with your boss blinds
Possibly
gg
oh i did something similar where i got 2 ancients and a stencil
I just need chicot to grace me with his presence in this run
And maybe smear joker
yea but if you get two the boss perk gets halved which is wild
Heresy
thats what retcon js for
or even just directors cur
cut
Yeah but chicot is dripped out of his mind
But chit disables it completely
nah it js reverses it iirc
for example like the triple blind thing it js divides by 1/3
So imagine what two can do
so another one divides it again
I like chicot but all tge other legendarys are far better than it
so getting chicot instead of any of the others sucks
So what like less chips or something
plus im likely to sell chicot for a fair amount of other jokers
for the -hand size it js gives you another card in hand
so with 2 you get 2 extra cards in hand
dosent two chicots permanent give you a extra hand for the - hand size boss
iirc yea
From the moment I understood the weakness of my rank or suit...
To bad showman can copy showman
Where tf is update?
Never
I honestly thought about "anti-showman" you can't see the same jokers twice unless you've already seen through its full pool
common\uncommon\rare would have separate pools
I mean there are 150 jokers so
yeah but when you spend 1000+ to find that idol
I know 😭
and it would work with consumables as well
anti-showman would be pretty good for tarots
so you're guaranteed to find ecto after you've seen enough spectral cards
loops you back around to temp/hermit faster
many roguelikes works like this by default
always have been
huhh
eternal negative egg
not really sure if I'd want Chicot to be changed
even if it's annoying to get when you want to get all the legendaries, it's quite the clutch
i. e. in The binding of Isaac you don't want to enter shop if you're low on money, because you may see something you really need, but if you don't get it when the game offers it to you, it won't show up again this run
if you break the game and scroll through all relics you end up with every relic being analogy of "Jimbo"
I believe same way it works in StS
rate my jokers
neg icecream is meta
although it looks like a pile of jokers rather than actual build
neg credit cards just here for temp
yeahh
still working at getting better
welp showman just showed up
it's such a niche white stake joker
ive got hands rn
guys should I take
they didn't, it's not intended
it's a side-effect of the code not being boss disable but specifically a reverse of the effec
rest in piss
haven't made it beyond small blind ante 13 yet
iirc my best hand was around 4.000.000.000 so far
steel cards
true
negative skip haters sit the fuck down
nobody actively hates negative skips
but
we can all cherry pick skips
🙂
now do it again
post next negative skip and watch it be ice cream
negative skips are always good cause of that one blind that makes you sell a joker
good lord what a horrendous build i love it
my first red stake win 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉
banger
gg
so do I take burglar guys
unseeded naninf
unseeded
has seed
whats ur build
^
id say take it
hm sure why not
so should I sell stencil later
yes defo take burglar
you're also killing any stencil value so seek chips
sell stencil as soon as you need the space
ante 2 is kinda brutal u will need some scoring jokers
itll br useless anyway
mroe league time
33 bucks will get something
boss blind is wall 💀
Cool
rip bro
No
Just no
Use full house
You still get clever joker effect
do full houses
And higher score
true
how do you make more jokers
wdym make
?
dupe?
Invisible joker
strong eco and negative tags
you can get a lot of negative tags on Anaglyph decka s it makes double tags whne you beat a boss
A lot of moneys
unless you mean get more jokers yeag wwhat chicot said
Anaglyph deck makes this many jokers a lot easier.
Anaglyph makes skips absolutely insane
what the hell is negative tags i have no idea how to do negative tag
that was on ante 8
Do you know what tags are
no
When you skip a blind you get a tag
When you skip you get tags. Different tags do different things
ok
goated ante 1
A negitive tag makes the next joker you see in the shop negitive
you should be resourceful with skipping tho because skipping also skips shops
round 1
skipsa re usually VERY VERY BAD and not worht it at all
the one skip that's almost always worth is investment tag in ante 1
ante 1 money tag 🔥
is ouija worth
rare skip?
Can be
Not overly rare
I've gotten blueprint
Neat
it's hella gamble
could be blueprint
could also be hit the road
or hit the road
good earlygame tho
or The Order
lol
This was my run today. Lost when the Idol missed in a one in fifty chance
what hand type should I try to play
My favourite is always straights at the early game then transitioning into flushfives
hey chat do you guys know the game is being pirated
I mean for high stake not endless
makes sense
since its a goated game
and not all ppl have the money to spend on it
prolly not?
Why supernova at the end
Wait nvm it doesn't matter
any cards that buff gold cards with like mult
breaking news! paid videogame gets pirated?! shocking scenes.
Familiar too
what happens if psychic comes and u have 1 card in your deck
how to dupe jokers?
you die
no failsafe other than reroll?
Ankh, Invis Joker.
Yep
damn
Sockin my buskin
does death work or does it not count
thx but how?
Sadly, It doesnt count
D:
Ankh can be acquired through spectral packs (destroys all other jokers but dupes 1)
Invis (Copies a random joker)
banana
I love this game
ok
invisible joker needs a few rounds before you can sell it
2 rounds
okay?
after you sell it it'll copy one random joker
Free money
i play modded
Fym?
cryptid
Then I don't know anything
why do you play modded despite not even knowing the basics 😭
i play hidden aces also with them
Frrrr
fym no
WDYM BY NO?
Anyway Cavendish big fan
ts pmo fym wbg abg
love you banana
Wjat
why are you making the game harder for yourself 😭

Neg perkao is crazy
Yes
blud its easy
you check it
ah
And i love black deck
okay but like still you should probably understand the base game first before playing modded
I love sock n buskin
man i love this mod
FREE +1 JOKER SLOT? INCREDIBLE!!!
i love me some black deck
Fr
is it like a easy mode mod?
yes
ah
check the site and you will find out
yawn dude
check description
well have fun with that i suppose
just click Win This run wiht debug mode at that point
Everyone always says, "but the -1 hand size my ecooo!" But mf its just skill issue, learn to play
MOD REBUILT FOR NEWEST VERSION:
Start with 4 discards, 4 consumable slots, 10 dollars.
Discard 10 cards at a time.
Blinds give twice as much money.
Editions are more powerful. Negatives provide 3 extra slots.
Vouchers are more powerful.
Card packs contain more cards and you can select more.
Tarot cards are more powerful.
Tags are more powerful. Juggler hand size increase is permanent.
yes its easy
I mean
This is fucked up
It makes early game not annoying and far endless less bullshit from what i see
but its boring
I mean
Idk let the people have the fun
plus itll make it harder to actually get good at the base game later because you'll be too used to easy mode
oh well
nly saying yoi cant i just dont see how its fun
thats like cheating yourself a stack of diamonds in minecraft
hi sylveon!!!!!
hello :D
i mean not everyone has to play the game the same way to be fun. People be choosing easy mode difficulty bc they enjoy it. I personally do not use it, bc i enjoy the base game, but im not gonna knock someone for having fun their way yk?
I mean, i get where you coming from, i play celeste a lot, and modded celeste is fucking crazy but to say it makes base harder isnt all that true imo
it's a bit different
actually
it's closer to cheating perfect enchants
cause ngl
give me 2h in a minecraft world and i have a stack of diamonds
If you keep playing on easy mode eventually when you get to play the base game itll be harder probably?
or
you aren't used to being resourceful
they'll just play on easy mode because it's more fun for them
why are we policing people's fun
yeah
No it isnt
"you shouldn't have fun, you should play THIS way because it's the correct way and I do not have fun playing your way"
like bro
just don't play with easy mode if you dont' liek it
but don't police others
again im not saying they cant im just questioning how its fun
it's fun for them
do you play league? i bet you don't
but i do cause it's fun
i'm not gonna question you 24/7 why you don't play league
you just don't cause it's not fun, that's that
calling it cheating is doing exactly that tho
fair enough
it objectively is cheating
some people don't like playing with cheats
and that's fine
some people prefer having fun with cheats
and that's also fine
Like i like gold stake a lot but on black deck is so fucking bullshit due to rentals and the insane scaling so i have to play white stake 😭
Cheating is fine as long as it's solo or causing massive losses for a corporation due to microtransactions being lessened (rockstar)
yeah, but calling it cheating, then belittiing the accomplishment for winnign said game is just a weird imo
Here seed
BF7KC5IH
and you're not bragging with cheated runs
I mean it is cheating
dont think anyone does thar
it objectively is a lesser accomplishment if you win with cheats
unless they lie
I lost while having e30 as my highest score all due to the planet 
Are yall arguing abt black deck?????
Wtf
It sucks ass
so? i think if someone is proud abt it thats all tha matters imo
Idk i think black deck is peak
Real
and that's fine
but we're not gonna treat it as if it's equal to a normal win
damn 🔥
Ghost deck🔥
The hand size feels kinda small
it's pretty hard to lose with cheats man
And still no baron
Anyways I'm a ghost deck worshipper
me too
I didnt find one :(
Zodiac for the win
whats yalls feeling about checkered deck
And yellow deck
Ghost deck is also goated ong
where's the mods channel?
Straigjt flush
no one is saying it is, i just dont think its fair to ruin someones fun bc of that
Get out of my damn game
Bloodstone deck
No i will eat your discards
true
Abandoned deck Triboulet 🥵🥵
-1 hand fuck you
No fuck you
That just happened to me
Here
Canio Abandoned deck!!!
I hate abandoned deck
Lmaoooo
yorick and burglar should fight to the death
What's the correct play here
What the fuck is this
interesting
Idk
YUP


