🎙・server-chat

[quasi quiver]

DAMN!!! and i got antimatter just now

[red hamlet]

but actual effort this time

[final delta]

I only have 1 account

[tiny mantle]

nice

[final delta]

fraud

[royal zenith]

not even close

[tiny mantle]

oh hi

[buoyant orbit]

💔

why would fibonacci be debuffed

[sweet cosmos]

all the damn time

[buoyant orbit]

why would someone have the courage on doing that

[sweet cosmos]

and then i love 3/4 of the time

[tiny mantle]

double trib

[buoyant orbit]

fibo is sooooooooo fibo

fibo core 2025

[sweet cosmos]

everytime i see "merry andy" i get weezered

[quasi quiver]

holy shit business card gives me 2 dollars for every face card because of dice

[sweet cosmos]

oo wee oo i look just like merry andy

[buoyant orbit]

hiyaaaaa

[buoyant orbit]

hiyaaaaa

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

[final delta]

hey merry andy

[sweet cosmos]

screw this im picking a more original nick

[buoyant orbit]

heya perkeo

tankyu for copying my wheele

i got a foil on the bean

yaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[final delta]

Your so welcome!

[quasi quiver]

i have 9$ before the hand im about to play

now i have 54$

[buoyant orbit]

what a lovely stonks if you ask me

[quasi quiver]

rip business card, hello sock and buskin

[wraith wharf]

https://youtu.be/xgtdiF-n4Ok?si=ZVhNoxZFNArY_Dbh

Someone was talking about this earlier

[final delta]

rip sock ans buskin hello me

[buoyant orbit]

people who play on speed x1 make me anxious

[quasi quiver]

ok NOW i copy trib, because that would balance out my retriggers and Xmult

[wraith wharf]

He was playing on that speed so that he could buy both vouchers

[quasi quiver]

HOLY SHIT MY FIRST E

4.2e13

[wraith wharf]

YOOOO

[buoyant orbit]

hmmm

interesting enough

back to brawl stars

yaaaaaay

[wraith wharf]

I got an e today using you trib

[quasi quiver]

now e15

ooooo idol

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals

[quasi quiver]

should i replace something with idol?

[buoyant orbit]

nooooooooo

[quasi quiver]

i really need red seals for some reason i cant find like ANY spectral packs

[red hamlet]

unless your deck is literally all heart kings, no lmfao

[flat spindle]

guys i have bluprint , Tribe, bluprint, brainstorm, steel joker and glass joker, (all in this order) for bluprint and brainstom is that the correct order i should put them?

[quasi quiver]

wait i think sock and buskin is highkey carrying because there's also other face cards im palying

playing*

[quasi quiver]

it was on heart kings when it was in the shop

[red hamlet]

what is steel and glass joker on

[quasi quiver]

apparently i just now unlocked liquidation

[flat spindle]

steel is 1.5 and glass is at 1

[quasi quiver]

oh hey idol is back

and its on queens heart

[red hamlet]

1.5?

how the fuck did you get a joker with 0.2x scaling to give you a .1x lmfao

[quasi quiver]

half steel

[red hamlet]

anyways
yeah just copy tribe until glass or steel is more than 2x

[flat spindle]

sry my bad, 1.4

ok ty : )

[red hamlet]

is your dekc only king and queen of hearts

and can you reliably draw 5 of those cards

[quasi quiver]

yeah

[red hamlet]

yeah but is it just those 2 cards

[quasi quiver]

close enough

[red hamlet]

idol can miss

so no

once it's ONLY kings and queens of hearts, you can go for idol

[quasi quiver]

im pretty far ahead of the score every round so i have time for cleanup

[red hamlet]

before then it's basicalyl sewer moment

[quasi quiver]

ig it could come up later tho

[red hamlet]

you could yeet out photo for it

[quasi quiver]

bro no temperances are showing up cmon man 😭

oh just as i say that a temperance shows up

i highkey want to take showman for the chance another sock or chad shows up

or blueprint/brainstorm

like itd be so worth it and im already ahead of the score by a ton, photo isnt doing much work compared to sock

i sold photo for showman

[final delta]

COPIES YOUR CONSUMABLE

[quasi quiver]

photo is already back lmao

ballot?

hmm

is it worth it or should i shoot for sock??

[final delta]

goated set up

[royal zenith]

goofiest build i’ve ever gotten lmao

[quasi quiver]

idk what to do

[royal zenith]

Quintuple space joker goes hard

[quasi quiver]

probably gonna go for sock

[solar portal]

omg imagine that with an oops all sixes

[kind field]

what the hell;

[quasi quiver]

aw rip my glass red seal red king

[kind field]

around which ante do yall quit a bad hand

[royal zenith]

i think this is where it ends

[final delta]

bros on balatro grind for 6 hours

[old pollen]

Why is the baron a rare with a 1.5 mult while the queen one does a 13 mult and is a common ?

[final delta]

bc Baron is 1.5x

[quasi quiver]

sock and buskin is carrying SO hard

[royal zenith]

level 91 high card with just space joker to level it up, gg

[final delta]

Baron gives 1.5x for each king held in hand

[kind field]

imagine every card you have is a king

AAGH should i get the eternal photograph

[old pollen]

Yeah but the queen one does the exact same thing with queens for a 13 mult.

Shouldn’t the queen be considered better or am I missing something?

[final delta]

yes but that's 13 mult Baron is 1.5x

[kind field]

oh its additive

[old pollen]

Am I being trolled 13 is more than 1.5

[solar portal]

baron is way better for high score runs

[solar portal]

1.5 times not 1.5

[final delta]

no Baron gives u 1.5X must

[quasi quiver]

OH SHIT IM SO FUCKING COOKED

[final delta]

it times it

[charred hazel]

The Queen one adds a flat +13 mult per Queen
Baron multiplies the mult by 1.5x instead of adding a flat amount

[solar portal]

1.5x could be like 2 skibidillion if the number it's increasing is big enough

[final delta]

Baron is far better then the queen

[final delta]

skibidillon 🙏😭

[solar portal]

why are y'all calling it the queen put some respect on shot the moon name's fr

[charred hazel]

took me a little too long to remember the name

[solar portal]

real number trust

[kind field]

its like this, 5 queens would give +5x13 and kings is whatever the base multiplier is x1.5 several times

[final delta]

best number ever

[quasi quiver]

shouldve taken the photo/chad over showman ig

[final delta]

ante 14 is still goated 🙏

[solar portal]

so if you have a base of 100 the queen will add 13 leading to the total being 113 but baron will multiply by 1,5 making the total 150

and if you have multiple barons those multiplications add up very quickly

[kind field]

indeed

why are my cards randomly dissapearing ;-;

[solar portal]

visual bug?

[kind field]

i dont recall it having perish

no its gone, a joker

[solar portal]

that's weird... what joker was it?

[kind field]

popcorn ):

oh wait

[solar portal]

oh it ran out of mult that's why

[kind field]

that makes sense... ;-;

[solar portal]

you ate it all

no more left 😔

[kind field]

yummy :3 i dont actually like popcorn ):<

[solar portal]

i love popcorn especially salty popcorn

[kind field]

oughh my mouth drier than the sahara

[quasi quiver]

havent seen that many highscores since my second run ever had a baron (coincidentally my 1st and 3rd also did but the third didnt get as far)

[red hamlet]

my favorite scaling joker

[lapis latch]

bloodstone sock and bustkign (idk english) opps all 6 brainstorm polychad and a fucking brainstorm

insane

how did you NOT take photo the chad 😭

[kind field]

does madness have to eat a card?

[red hamlet]

no

[quasi quiver]

the sock and buskin was more worth it and i was digging for another one after i sold one photo

[lapis latch]

oh right

[quasi quiver]

originally i had 2 photos then triboulet and sock and buskin were like wayyyy better

[kind field]

perfect

[lapis latch]

hm

[quasi quiver]

probably shouldve taken photo once i saw that i was struggling though

[lapis latch]

makes sense

[quasi quiver]

or even the photo

i mean

chad

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[lapis latch]

whats up with the chicot fans?

[red hamlet]

+1 permanent hand size

[lapis latch]

right

[quasi quiver]

oh shit i forgot it was permanent

yeah thats goated

i still regret selling you that one time because of the unforeseen consequences

[lapis latch]

left

[red hamlet]

i'll forgive you

maybe

i'll think about forgiving you

[quasi quiver]

i havent signed the divorce papers with the male chicot

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/babymetal-moa-praise-headbanger-gif-26851105

me @ chicot

[quasi quiver]

hes on maternity leave rn so hes not in the server

[lapis latch]

i am now peak

[red hamlet]

you're babymetal?

[lapis latch]

no

[red hamlet]

then you're not peak

[lapis latch]

tf is a babymetal

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDnIEWyVIlE

[lapis latch]

?????

[solemn elm]

peak

[lapis latch]

this is like the worst metal i heard, this aint peak

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/babymetal-headbang-headbang-babymetal-babymetal-mida-babymetal-kingslayer-gif-577435638203698610

[lapis latch]

i rather just stick to rammstein

[red hamlet]

🗿

[cloud cedar]

little did I know balatro was training me for college courses

[red hamlet]

npc behavior

[lapis latch]

avaland is better imo

[red hamlet]

?

[lapis latch]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=bjFcC8-VQNY&si=k84rgObMcSUVm8Eu i mean like this avaland not that shit 😭

[red hamlet]

doesn't go harder than papaya am afraid

[quasi quiver]

why are you afraid

what is so scary

[lapis latch]

scary

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/jacc-jacc-so-cool-scared-black-kid-black-gif-19028879

[lapis latch]

spooky infact

[buoyant orbit]

It is i

[lapis latch]

MERRY ANDYYYY

[dusty jay]

Guys help me I have strep throat someone send a nuclear missile to munchen germany

[buoyant orbit]

Hello black deck

[lapis latch]

whats up gang?

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

The sky

[lapis latch]

idk i thought it was the ceiling

[buoyant orbit]

Feeding my exotic music taste via soundcloud

[buoyant orbit]

Im outside yaaaaaaaaaay

[lapis latch]

i see

[buoyant orbit]

Yessssssssss

[strong rose]

okay

[quasi quiver]

andy why yo ass so merry

[buoyant orbit]

Why not

Im jolly

Merry chrismas

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[lapis latch]

discard that.

we arent on chrismas

[buoyant orbit]

Sorry

Merry day

Merry afternoon

Merry noon

Merry night

[lapis latch]

me when i start playing balatro mid world record speedrun

https://tenor.com/view/cat%26police-gif-12338216552876767430

[buoyant orbit]

Me when i start playing geometry dash because why not

[strong rose]

oh my god

[lapis latch]

holy shit i also did that mid run 😭

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[buoyant orbit]

Acquire cloud 9

For the funnies

[lapis latch]

69

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238529097618030795/1261501756127576156/image0-1-1-1.gif

Interesting termination

[lapis latch]

opps all 6 with cloud 9

only if he had a certain deck

which gave him +1 joker

that would be so lovely

[buoyant orbit]

Hm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1249819377876860928/1328119840119980083/image0.gif

[torpid yarrow]

Oh my god i finally got it early on this deck

[buoyant orbit]

Perfect excuse to use my dan the man gif

[torpid yarrow]

I better not choke it

[buoyant orbit]

Exquisit joker

[lapis latch]

hex deck is peak fr

[buoyant orbit]

Perkeo fan since i have memory

[torpid yarrow]

Nan inf time !!!!!!

Or plant

[buoyant orbit]

You just need telescope

Aaaaaaaaaaaand

And faith

[torpid yarrow]

R baron mime with copy

[lapis latch]

observatory

oh

right

he is going for nane

he needs cryptid

[buoyant orbit]

Idk i always lose on ante 10

Im not that smart

[torpid yarrow]

Will see how it gors

[buoyant orbit]

[lapis latch]

i always get to ante 12 and die

[buoyant orbit]

Golly gosh

Funny hand

[lapis latch]

specially on higher stakes

SHOOT THE MOOON

BLUE PRINT TO SHOOT THE MOON

[dusty jay]

Day 1 blueprint lover. Brainstorm can suck it

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese

[dusty jay]

Qui jemapple

[buoyant orbit]

Tnakyou

[dusty jay]

Portuguese is a fun language

Maybe I should learn it

[hollow ice]

Ok

[buoyant orbit]

Portuguese is fun

I have a boost bc spanish is my main languajr

[dusty jay]

They got Brazilians out there in Portugal

[buoyant orbit]

So i should be totally fine

[dusty jay]

I'm learning the German language rn.

[buoyant orbit]

Portugal portugueze and brazilian portugueze

[buoyant orbit]

Golly gosh

[dusty jay]

They all cute and sexy ain't they

[hollow ice]

Brazilian portuguese

[buoyant orbit]

Im learning korean bc of my bf

And i give up

[buoyant orbit]

Asides french sure

[dusty jay]

Konicwah

[dusty jay]

What's the difference between em all

[buoyant orbit]

I am veryyyy sure thats not korean

Just a bit tho

[red hamlet]

Ohayoooo

Puta madre

[buoyant orbit]

Não falo portuguese

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[dusty jay]

Itadikimas

[buoyant orbit]

11/10

[dusty jay]

There's some Korean

[buoyant orbit]

I want to learn catalan

[dusty jay]

Random ass language

[red hamlet]

I want to be someone else

[hollow ice]

One has verbs have 26 diferent Conjugations and the like 10 idn

K

[buoyant orbit]

Quit it

Ok actually yea

[dusty jay]

Doesn't everyone

[buoyant orbit]

Bleh

[dusty jay]

Have y'all had strep throat

[buoyant orbit]

Yes

[dusty jay]

It's absolute shit

[buoyant orbit]

No

Sore troath

[dusty jay]

I'm going through it and I have a inflamed uvual

I can't sleep without it getting on my tongue and triggering a vomiting signal

[buoyant orbit]

I cant hear

[dusty jay]

?

[buoyant orbit]

I may have been a bit to harsh with uncloging my ear

And damaged it

Soooooo im a bit deaf on my left ear

[dusty jay]

The ear cleans its self

[buoyant orbit]

It has to remain clogged

[dusty jay]

Dumbo

[agile pawn]

holy

[buoyant orbit]

Quit it

[agile pawn]

if only they both weren't eternal

[buoyant orbit]

I have runny nose ok

Genetics

[dusty jay]

Just ball

If you can't ball that. Ur not a true balatronian

[buoyant orbit]

Thats an indirect insult

[torpid yarrow]

Ok just no plant early and we looking good

[buoyant orbit]

Love it

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play portuguese and speaks balatro

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely sentence

Im gonna tatto that on my leg

[dusty jay]

Maybe ask on the reddit for whatever reason you require Portuguese speaking balatronians

[buoyant orbit]

For fun

Communication

Tips

[hollow ice]

For playing balatro

Not online tho

[buoyant orbit]

Ok thats another one

[dusty jay]

There's co-op balatro

[buoyant orbit]

Can u play balatros online

[dusty jay]

When did that get added

[buoyant orbit]

[hollow ice]

I play on mobile

But look até This

[buoyant orbit]

I dont think thats how online gameplay work

[dusty jay]

Can y'all glaze me rq

[hollow ice]

Mobile modded balatro

[buoyant orbit]

How do u mod balatros

Im curious

[dusty jay]

On mobile? How

[buoyant orbit]

Im looking forward on doing it myself

[hollow ice]

Just Go on youtube

[dusty jay]

Is that on ana Android device

[buoyant orbit]

Xiaomi

[dusty jay]

Ugh PEASENTs

[civic wind]

\

[buoyant orbit]

Okay mr blackberry user

[civic wind]

https://tenor.com/view/yarael-poof-yarael-poof-star-wars-jedi-gif-26115957

[buoyant orbit]

I have to clean my galery

[dusty jay]

Ah what a coincidence I just finished cleaning my bowels a few minutes ago

[hollow ice]

An search How to install balatro mod on mobile - made by hoangod

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[dusty jay]

Any viruses

[buoyant orbit]

I need to wipe my galery

[hollow ice]

No

[buoyant orbit]

How are u sure abt it

[red hamlet]

Read the rule

[buoyant orbit]

You used virustotal.com?

[hollow ice]

Yea

[red hamlet]

You're not to talk about modding mobile, goober

[dusty jay]

Hey BAN THIS GUY HES A TERRORIST

HES A TERRORIST

[hollow ice]

wHo

[buoyant orbit]

What if we speak about moding balatros on a SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE

Ahaaaaaaa

[hollow ice]

Not without the w

I think

[dusty jay]

I just had some tomatoes salad. Just tomatoes with a bit of salad it's amazing

[buoyant orbit]

Im curious now, how does one mod balatros on pc

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[buoyant orbit]

Tank

To much work

My little pea brain is not gonna work

Waaaaaa

[red hamlet]

It's quite simple

[buoyant orbit]

Hm

Ill keep that in mind

A sticky note on my cerebelum

[uncut ember]

good

[strong rose]

double double

double the double

imagine if double tags could double double tags

[red hamlet]

Mfw it's just triple tags

And not double double

[strong rose]

i dont think itd do anything

just go in a loop

[buoyant orbit]

Double³

[red hamlet]

It would literally just softloxk

[strong rose]

ye lol

[strong rose]

the funni

[quasi quiver]

SURELY it will be triboulet specially appearing in the shop just for you

[uncut ember]

would be mighty gay of him

[buoyant orbit]

As a matter of fact

[zenith owl]

Is there such thing as polychrome triboulet?

[red hamlet]

Yeah

[buoyant orbit]

Helo burger

[red hamlet]

Hex that bitch

[dreamy verge]

why are all the jokers here

[buoyant orbit]

Why not

[dreamy verge]

also is it worth taking a 2nd ectoplasm in a baron build

[buoyant orbit]

Yes

[zenith owl]

Watch out merry Andy is a fatso who eats everything

[red hamlet]

Depends

[uncut ember]

lol

[zenith owl]

That's why i have to steal discards

[red hamlet]

Usually no unless you explicitly have another card line up

[buoyant orbit]

Alright ive had it with you also

[dreamy verge]

alr alr

[red hamlet]

Otherwise that's 3 hand size less than usual

[zenith owl]

What you gonna do about it

[red hamlet]

-1 from 1st, -2 from 2nd

[buoyant orbit]

I tought youd thank me for giving u discards to give +3 hands

[dreamy verge]

yeah but i didnt know if another blueprint would make it worth

[buoyant orbit]

Cry

[zenith owl]

You don't give them I take them

[buoyant orbit]

Right

[quasi quiver]

wheel

[buoyant orbit]

Your a thief

[zenith owl]

I am a burglar remember

[buoyant orbit]

Ex convict

[timber notch]

quick question but anyone know what d6 tag is called internally?

[obtuse iris]

Has anyone ever just... lied about seeds

[buoyant orbit]

Im calling the poker cops on you

[quasi quiver]

you're*

[zenith owl]

Yeah thx to papa jimbo bro gave birth to 149 jokers

[red hamlet]

With a -2 ecto hit, probably little

[buoyant orbit]

I have an excuse

[zenith owl]

He neglected me

[uncut ember]

oops, all negatives

[red hamlet]

That's another baron/mime proc but you're losing 2 extra cards in hand

[buoyant orbit]

English is not my main languaje

[dreamy verge]

yeahh

[zenith owl]

I got his credit card tho

I stole it

[buoyant orbit]

Okay im gonna have to pause it for a bit

[zenith owl]

Pause what

[buoyant orbit]

On my momma you said what

😵‍💫

[zenith owl]

Yeah i stole jimbos's credit card

It has only 20 dollars

Bro is a brokie

[buoyant orbit]

Aw dang it

How much is a box of donuts at crispy cream

15 bucks?

Mmmmmm donuts

[zenith owl]

His driving license I have it aswell

It's expired tho

[buoyant orbit]

False

[worldly basin]

What does the green dice joker do exactly

[uncut ember]

increase odds

[worldly basin]

Rng boost

🗣️

[zenith owl]

Yeah like gros Michel for example

[buoyant orbit]

Yeah like glass cards

[worldly basin]

Ah

Kk

[uncut ember]

tarot cards are so fun because i never get the 1 in 4 chance of a better joker :DDD

[buoyant orbit]

Thats how life works

[obtuse iris]

Would anyone have a mod that would remove to French?

[zenith owl]

I have been getting lucky with fortune wheels lately

[buoyant orbit]

I remove french people

[obtuse iris]

Replace mime texture, gross michel

[buoyant orbit]

Starting with my friend

[uncut ember]

anyone know if blueprint works on castle

?

[torpid yarrow]

Fun jokers

[buoyant orbit]

Yes

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[obtuse iris]

No

[zenith owl]

Wtf how are you on ante 7?

[buoyant orbit]

Ive had it

Im playing roblox

[obtuse iris]

I like spreading disinformation

[torpid yarrow]

Sold all my jokers and copy a invisible in hand

[zenith owl]

I am banned from it

[buoyant orbit]

Skill issue

[torpid yarrow]

Then brought brain and sold both invisable

[zenith owl]

I should be unbanned by tomorrow

[buoyant orbit]

I got my main acc terminated twice

And saved it

Twice.

[zenith owl]

I was playing in a server with a guy whose name is "fatherless" so I was calling him out by his name with no harm intended and I got automodded for 3 days

Like seriously screw roblox moderation

[buoyant orbit]

3 days only for that

[dreamy verge]

u might die

[zenith owl]

I didn't mean it tho fr

I didn't know what to call him by

[buoyant orbit]

Roblox terminated my acc once for saying chinese dog

Just that

With 0 context

[uncut ember]

heart card run

[zenith owl]

Yeah that make sense there are no dogs in China because they eat them all

[civic wind]

guys look at my run

[zenith owl]

They are being cultural

[zenith owl]

Cavendish is an imposter

[hot nymph]

Guys what the fuck is the chad

am i trippin

[zenith owl]

Hanging chad

[hot nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/uhh-cat-meow-meowmeow-confused-gif-8057852975940592422

[zenith owl]

He retriggers your first played card 2 times

[buoyant orbit]

Hm

[hot nymph]

ohhh

[dreamy verge]

???

[buoyant orbit]

Hanging chad

The joker of happynes

[hot nymph]

yessss

[buoyant orbit]

Red seal 2.0

[zenith owl]

I love autumn season

[hot nymph]

ngl baron is goated

[zenith owl]

It's very seasonal

[uncut ember]

has any of u lost cavendish from chance?

[zenith owl]

And i love balatro

[buoyant orbit]

Mo

No

[agile pawn]

i have

[zenith owl]

Never

[hot nymph]

or the two face one with the blue print and the other one

whats cavendish

[buoyant orbit]

Brainstorm

[buoyant orbit]

Banana²

[hot nymph]

Yes brandon

[buoyant orbit]

1 in 1000

[zenith owl]

It's the best banana ever

[hot nymph]

ah yes

gros michel

[buoyant orbit]

A straight banana

[hot nymph]

is my fav card

[buoyant orbit]

Literally

Idk i love merry andy

[hot nymph]

its so fucking funny

[zenith owl]

I love blueprint

[hot nymph]

"gros michel" hell yeah

[buoyant orbit]

Ofc u do copycat

[zenith owl]

At least I am not obese Lil bro

[hot nymph]

Do the devs check the suggestions? Or is it more of a modding thing?

[buoyant orbit]

Stop it im not fat

Im full of love

[zenith owl]

Bro you eat discards

[buoyant orbit]

I feed u discards

Fix ur pfp

[zenith owl]

Nah you throw them up

[buoyant orbit]

Its making me madd

[zenith owl]

Which is disgusting

[buoyant orbit]

To off

[zenith owl]

No

Stay mad

[buoyant orbit]

Waaaaaa

Grrrrrrrrr

[uncut ember]

slowly

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211144618763231253/1339666595298938961/togif.gif

[hot nymph]

whats the most useless joker

[buoyant orbit]

Joker

[hot nymph]

nah that one is useful

gives mult

[buoyant orbit]

Its a +4

Only

[zenith owl]

Obleisk

[buoyant orbit]

A +4

[agile pawn]

throwback

[buoyant orbit]

Agreed0

[hot nymph]

obelisk is pretty bad

[buoyant orbit]

Campfire

[zenith owl]

Nah

[hot nymph]

campfire yeah

the cards focusing on the least played hands are p bad

[zenith owl]

Failed ragebait right there

[buoyant orbit]

Yes

[buoyant orbit]

Shut up

[zenith owl]

Nah

[buoyant orbit]

Alr

I tired my best

[zenith owl]

You shut up or i steal more discards

[hot nymph]

whats up with the pfp

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.nekotina.com/images/rZ8poeMB.gif

[zenith owl]

I am a burglar

[hot nymph]

you're a misaligned image

[buoyant orbit]

Agreed

[zenith owl]

loses all discards

[buoyant orbit]

And im perfectly aligned

[zenith owl]

That's misprint bro

[hot nymph]

negative cards need to be more common

[zenith owl]

Agreed

[hot nymph]

mispront deez nutz bro

[zenith owl]

Nah

You

[hot nymph]

ok

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120093131501748305/1186363768863723530/caption-3-1-1.gif?ex=6592fa5c&is=6580855c&hm=7c2dc9901688f639fd0d6964682a3b29fdd6a878fa2c2c64ce0b62e0d906a149&

[zenith owl]

You doubt me?

[buoyant orbit]

I mean

[zenith owl]

I doubt your diet

[uncut ember]

yaaaa funny banana

[buoyant orbit]

You are a thief

I should

[buoyant orbit]

Sweet mother of pearl

[agile pawn]

x1 mult seems pretty useless

[buoyant orbit]

Thats gorgeouz

[zenith owl]

How about x4.5

[buoyant orbit]

How abt x5

[zenith owl]

Nah five is gay

[pastel hornet]

Gaynana

[uncut ember]

real

[buoyant orbit]

Sorry mr straight

[zenith owl]

Nah i am mister full house

[uncut ember]

the ultimate sad

[cunning patio]

it happened 2 times today lmao

[buoyant orbit]

Now let me play brawl stats

[zenith owl]

Why would a vessel be violent?

[torpid yarrow]

Blueprint dna and joker voucher and we golden

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-crunch-payday-gold-swimming-in-gold-friday-gif-13393306

[final delta]

hey hey

[zenith owl]

Bro look straight

[final delta]

no

i cant

[zenith owl]

Your eyes are not aligned

[zenith owl]

Blindass

How many letters are in burglar?

Can you even read?

[uncut ember]

potential violence may happen soon

[pastel hornet]

erm you got this chief

[uncut ember]

what a little goofball

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[uncut ember]

one more heart and i won

[zenith owl]

You are dying

[buoyant orbit]

No wild cards

Life is mean

Very

[uncut ember]

and gay

dont forget gay

[buoyant orbit]

Im gay

[uncut ember]

ff

[buoyant orbit]

And i can say that life indeed is gay

[zenith owl]

Imagine being gay and obese

[buoyant orbit]

Im NOT obese okay

[zenith owl]

That's some nightmarish shit

[buoyant orbit]

Its just water weight they said

💔💔💔💔💔

[uncut ember]

time to do the exact same thing but with spades in hand

[zenith owl]

I wonder who actually finds time to bulid power for this card

It's just 3x for alot of work

[uncut ember]

for the spade/heart one its OP

[zenith owl]

You can get Cavendish or throwback

[uncut ember]

ill throwback rn

[zenith owl]

Still loads of work

It's not really worth it honestly

[uncut ember]

how u literally just increase the amount of spades

[zenith owl]

Yeah

And imagine how long that takes

[uncut ember]

not long

[zenith owl]

And how risky it is for your run

I am feeling bored

I will beat red stake black deck

[uncut ember]

u do sound boring!

[swift sail]

be nice

[uncut ember]

unlucky

[swift sail]

yep

[uncut ember]

showed up

[final delta]

:((

[buoyant orbit]

Gello lovely joker

Tankyu for copying my wheele once again

Yippie

[final delta]

your so wekcome

thank you for giving me more discards

[topaz delta]

Hey chat guess what

Wait is swearing allowed?

Lemme double check

#📜・rules

[zenith owl]

Very difficult choice

[topaz delta]

Ok so no swearing

I suck at this game 😭😭😭😭

[zenith owl]

This is insane for ante 3

[topaz delta]

I am addicted 1 day in

[final delta]

u will be forever

[uncut ember]

space joker feels better than burnt joker

[dreamy verge]

RIP this beautiful unseeded run

i used to have 2 mimes but i had to sell cause of acorn

its joever 😔

[uncut ember]

hmmmmmmmm

as ante lvl 1

[dreamy verge]

rest in peace 💔

[brave saddle]

?????

[uncut ember]

?

[brittle topaz]

photograph is more square than square joker

[uncut ember]

never found a use for square

other than 2 pair but cba

[topaz delta]

I'm drake

But replace the d with a b

🛑

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Excalibur: 3x Mult if a stone card was drawn last round.

[brittle topaz]

marble joker would be good with that

[strong rose]

crazy

[zenith owl]

Should i sell them all for brainstorm?

[brittle topaz]

yes

[zenith owl]

What if i die next ante tho

[brittle topaz]

its black deck

[strong rose]

brainstorm goodstorm

[brittle topaz]

6 jokers instead of 5

then sell riff raff next ante

[brave saddle]

???????????

[vagrant bane]

Hecckger!

I mean it's something

Mind as well

[unborn maple]

"yeah so I went to go visit my friend"
faceless joker:

[dusty seal]

[quick prairie]

Create a new acc and start over again

[brittle topaz]

potato

[quick prairie]

Ukrainians 🥴

[cedar goblet]

They’re great

[quick prairie]

They are beautiful

[cedar goblet]

I hope they succeed in their war

[sour peak]

Ima need the most optimal way to get ROI achievement

[strong rose]

blind win

funny double stencil

[hot nymph]

we need a Jonkler card and all it does it give shit quotes

[sour peak]

What if Jimbo J Joker was powered by green

[karmic hamlet]

What ROI reqs again?

[sour peak]

Nvm I just got it

[karmic hamlet]

Lol

Peak

[pastel hornet]

lmao?

[final delta]

hello

[buoyant orbit]

Hello chta

Chat

Chyat

[final delta]

hey merry andy

[buoyant orbit]

Hello parking lot

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[royal zenith]

Just got to golden needle in challenges lol

[slim junco]

first shop doing me dirty

[kindred ruin]

this game gonna be crazy when i hit the retirement home

[vale fog]

how nice for the shop to add an edition to your joker
now it's more powerful

[charred gate]

buffoon pack into credit card gamble

[slim junco]

I tried 😭

[brisk venture]

Start of ante 3 setup

Pretty weak fr

[noble pivot]

I'm gonna need that seed

[sour peak]

Which is?

[brisk venture]

Weak shit fr

Almost died to the tooth

[brazen phoenix]

ow did you get this in ante 3

[brave saddle]

so i did some "deck fixing"

[brazen phoenix]

big fan of your deck

[brave saddle]

and uh

[brazen phoenix]

hanged man the card

[sour peak]

Is Bloodstone even that good?

[brazen phoenix]

yes

[brave saddle]

i did lmao

[brazen phoenix]

LOL

wonderful

[sour peak]

How does this happen

[sour peak]

Hell yeah

[brazen phoenix]

balatro is solitaire for this generation

[sour peak]

Yes

[graceful ermine]

how does the exponentia card work in balatro

[brisk venture]

Ass ante 5 unleveled full house

[flat belfry]

howw

[glad oriole]

triboulet

[flat belfry]

buthow 3 brainstorms before ante 8

[zenith owl]

Wanna see something crazy?

[brisk venture]

Invis jokers are my friends

[icy onyx]

Gyattt

[final delta]

hello

[zenith owl]

Cavendish and gros michel

[digital tusk]

joker thinks they're on the team

[zenith owl]

It's easy really

You just ankh a gros michel

[icy onyx]

I remove castle I die maybe can remove parking?

[zenith owl]

And you lose one and be lucky enough to find a cavendish

Really easy

It feels illegal

But it's doable

[toxic horizon]

let them think they’re important..

[zenith owl]

You need discards that bad?

[toxic horizon]

you know it’s not using discard there right?

[icy onyx]

Without castle I got no score

[digital tusk]

i did!! i let them sit right on the end the whole run

[icy onyx]

Gyatttt

[zenith owl]

Just sell the discard joker bro

[icy onyx]

Sold

[toxic horizon]

wowww impressive i could never

[icy onyx]

Time to sell invis

[toxic horizon]

i’d get rid of him cuz i’m a hater..

[digital tusk]

woah...

[icy onyx]

Or keep invis and get mime later?

[toxic horizon]

his smile is very charismatic but i mean.. go away man 💔

[lapis latch]

no dont

its instant death

you are at ante 3

with the worst deck for the situation

unless you get enough money without saying riff raff

wait

i got too late

i just realized 😭

why does discord send me in the part of chat that happened 1 hour ago????

[icy onyx]

Brainstorm copy riff raff

[buoyant orbit]

it is i

[lapis latch]

MERRY ANDY

[buoyant orbit]

hello black deck

yaaaaaaaaaaay

[lapis latch]

andy why so marry

merry

[buoyant orbit]

im golly happy

jolly possitive today

[lapis latch]

oh very happy i see?

[buoyant orbit]

yes

i have to bake another cake tomorrow

[icy onyx]

Wht is this seed bro 😭😭😭

So many rares

[lapis latch]

throws at you -1 hand

[buoyant orbit]

spits 3 discards in return

[lapis latch]

WAIT NOOOOOOOOO RAHHHH

[brisk venture]

This setup gonna die at ante 8 fr

[buoyant orbit]

if we feel more generous id say 9

maybe halfway to the 9th ante

[lapis latch]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[steady roost]

no retriggers is cooked

[golden pulsar]

You wanna know how this is really like Vegas?

I lost out by a few hundred on a 40k chip boss blind

With four of my five jokers being either holographic or foil.

The house really does always win

And, and, I had a Level 6 flush thanks to planet cards

[bronze flume]

I would like your reproductive fluids

[quick prairie]

Guys i found another soul wtf

[bronze flume]

proof

[quick prairie]

@bronze flume

[hot nymph]

rizzt

[wraith nexus]

Friends of jimbo but it’s all Fortnite

[delicate canopy]

yo

so i have quite the stupid question

[wraith nexus]

Oooo do tell

[dry karma]

first shop

[plain terrace]

are you confident in your econ ability?

[dry karma]

no

[plain terrace]

photochad my beloved

[vivid island]

photo and start scaling some hands up

[quasi quiver]

yall i drew myself

[warped tide]

Just played so much balatro my brain feels smooged

Feels like I smoked DMT but DMT is balatro

In fact, I smoked DMT the other day and I saw balatro jokers as DMT entitys

[quasi quiver]

@final delta @random plover @red hamlet @ionic remnant yall gotta see this in #🎨・fan-art i drew for the first time in years

i gotta log off real soon

[delicate canopy]

oop turned my phone off uh

so i know that modding isnt uh

[dawn coral]

*during a run*
"it would be really funny if blueprint shows up"
*blueprint appears instantly after in a pack*

[delicate canopy]

liek supported on android

but how would one do it the hard way

i just wanna play with a custom skin pack

[wraith nexus]

The only way I can answer that is make sure you have an android and good luck with viruses :33

[delicate canopy]

rip there was an attempt

also viruses dont really......exist...for android not in they typical sense

[cyan sable]

the triple poly golden joker run

[plain terrace]

ive heard there's a tutorial somewhere for mobile modding but idk what the vid is called

prob just search "Balatro Modding Mobile Tutorial"

[buoyant orbit]

Hello chyat

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-big-eyes-big-eyed-cat-cute-gif-14459530881087846518

[calm mural]

wee

[digital quiver]

cursed build lmfao

level 13 straight flush

[wide ridge]

i aint puttin you in my deck js to play balatro bro

hop off and go kill that pekka

js 3 crown him already 💔

[digital quiver]

xd

[strange cedar]

Yo just started Balatro and got my first win, anyone got any tips or stratifies for beginners?

[delicate canopy]

i am actively trying to rebuild it to test but im not the most software oriented guy

also those are for the uh

whats it called thing that just brings the pc version to android

think its before balatro mobile happened

[kindred igloo]

quit while you can

[strange cedar]

But it’s rly fun 😭

[lost kindle]

gamble

[kindred igloo]

i am begging you

please delete the game while you can

[lost kindle]

dont delete the game

gsmble fun

no gabmle no fun

[strange cedar]

I think stage one has already started I bought it this morning and played it for almost 4 and a half hours today

[lost kindle]

its better than clocking lomst 80 hours in one week

[final delta]

hey

[exotic hollow]

just wondering if anyone knows the best way to find other players for the PvP mod?

[empty patio]

Rookie numbers

[solid furnace]

Which one should I pick

[lost kindle]

if i got that pull

r u doing high crad?

[solid furnace]

Flush

[lost kindle]

ditch the face for blueprint

[solid furnace]

Alright bet

[half whale]

@sage oxidei see youre learning how to code

[snow remnant]

Low-key I'd take the pair one

[half whale]

its a flush build

[snow remnant]

Yeah ik

[half whale]

blueprint on mystic would be better

[empty patio]

Bean bug time

Nvm I rerolled boss into cerulean bell 😦

[half whale]

id sell reserved parking

[empty patio]

No with bean bug you sell everything besides stuntman and bean

Unless you have burglar/copying jokers then you sell them after you enter crimson heart boss

[delicate canopy]

HOLY SHIT

[empty patio]

I just reset the run

[delicate canopy]

IT WORKS

[half whale]

i aint following but ok

[delicate canopy]

ohh this is against the rules i appologise i will not explain my actions nor will i redistribute, i love you dev!

balatro be great

[empty patio]

With bean bug you can do this

[quick prairie]

Blueprint for now. Later u might get photochad

[stark bluff]

wadda hail

[empty patio]

I think I had 46 handsize lol

[stark bluff]

sick

[empty patio]

It's hard too pull off but I still lost

[half whale]

ah

[empty patio]

No chariot by ante 12 so I just lost without steels or baron 😦

Could have been naneinf easy

[half whale]

but whats the point of huge handsize without mime/baron

[empty patio]

You just find them again

[noble vector]

#🙋・frequently-asked

sorry

[half whale]

wouldnt you die before then since most of your build is gone

[empty patio]

No

[noble vector]

do yall think this game ever getting workshop support?

[empty patio]

I survived for 2 more Antes without steels

[half whale]

how

[empty patio]

I had money left over for shops

So I found arrowhead and reserved parking and played flush5s and farmed money

I also found a bs and DNA but no steels so I just lost

[half whale]

hm

interesting

i will proceed to never apply this knowledge to any of my runs

jk

so bean bug is caused by crimson heart?

[empty patio]

Yeah it's simple too do if you get it aswell

If it's disabling your bean you go back to main menu then come back play a hand then you get +5 perm handsize

And you can keep doing it over and over again

[half whale]

perm meaning it still works if you sell bean?

[empty patio]

Yes

[brave saddle]

black deck black steak first try

🥩

[shy heart]

rate my build yall ||odd, even, smiley, drunk, hack||

[red torrent]

Mod ?

[shy heart]

no

[strong rose]

skeen

[merry spruce]

Balatro

[glacial oxide]

What is the best deck for buying playing cards from the shop? I need to buy like 18 cards to unlock a joker

I only have 9 left, somehow I never bought any cards before trying to get this guy

[errant beacon]

PI

[half whale]

damn

[errant beacon]

the last digit is wrong -_-

[glacial oxide]

isn't it 59 not56 😠

I'm livid

[half whale]

probably gonna get fixed in big patch

[errant beacon]

yes it’s 59

[glacial oxide]

Inexcusable

[empty patio]

Hope not I need too get naneinf soon ig

[strong rose]

3 chips away

[empty patio]

I guess ima be resetting runs alot

[half whale]

honestly im surpised that the most common naneinf strategy dosent involve any actual bugs

[glacial oxide]

I still haven't even seen an 'e' ;-;

[strong rose]

same

[empty patio]

You mean perkeo or burglar serpent?

[half whale]

perkeo

[slim junco]

Got my first win ever two days ago after a year of trying, and today I beat the red deck finally. I have no real strategy