🎙・server-chat

[frail stirrup]

Naneinf doesn't count as highest score tho

[low hornet]

lies u can't unlock anything on challenges, -1 joker slot is a deck

[rugged spire]

is it a worth purchase

or no..

[frail stirrup]

I wonder how hard it is to get 1.80e308 exactly

[rugged spire]

i feel like its not worth it

[deep raven]

Pick up that burning joker and burn every card that's not a king or queen

You can strength the queens and turn the other kings into clubs

[icy onyx]

Not nan inf but this still didn't count

[pastel hornet]

the trading card?

not the photograph?

[deep raven]

Yeah the trading card

[icy onyx]

Do you know the main menu order for the stuntman bug?

[pallid sapphire]

tbh maybe the cooler thing to do should be "get a high score close to naneinf (e308) but just short of it so it still shows up as a high score"

[frail stirrup]

What does your deck look like? Maybe you can ditch dna

[deep raven]

The only thing that photograph does is give you a chance to find hanging chad and give you a 4x on your final score.

[pastel hornet]

what should I replace it with then

[deep raven]

You have an open slot

[pastel hornet]

[deep raven]

Unless you doing an achievement

[pastel hornet]

I FORGOT I TOOK ECTO

[deep raven]

Lmao

[placid vortex]

Hi! Where is possible to ask for a technical info about translating balatro? There is an hardcoded string that we would like to translate

[deep raven]

I think there's a localization category on this server.

[low hornet]

#1207803392978853898

[wide trail]

I finally realise now why I keep losing on gold stake... my discards are just never gonna do anything. I can't get a straight so I go to flushes, I can't get a flush so I do two pairs, I can't do two pairs so I do single pairs, then when all else fails and I gotta do a high card, my entire hand is debuffed.

[deep raven]

Maybe you'll find what you're looking for

[deep raven]

Yeah it's just bad luck, usally I like to throw my first hand away with like a two pair or pair, then try find something else with the new draw

[pallid sapphire]

Just play pair

[deep raven]

So that way I can have essentially 3 discards while still scoring something in the first ante

[frail stirrup]

Modded joker idea: you can add enhancements and seals ect to the joker, if the first hand is a single card add those enhancements to that card

[coarse turret]

can i talk about music here or do i have to go to off topic

[frail stirrup]

I might actually get into modding, i used to mod noita which uses lua too

[royal zenith]

2^1024 (~10^308), i’m pretty sure it could go higher if they wanted but they decided to limit it there bc the fade to black above the squares when you hit naneinf is definitely not a bug lol

[wide trail]

I've tried every single variation, I've had pair runs, two pair runs, five of a kind runs, flush runs, I've done it all. I am not joking when I tell you that I've been trying to beat gold stake for 3 weeks+ now

[wide trail]

#⚙・modding-general

[deep raven]

I reached gold stake on one of the decks

[royal zenith]

nice

[wide trail]

Yeah I reached gold stake in my first week and I can't get past it.

[deep raven]

I haven't played it yet though, trying to get it on a few other decks

[rugged spire]

5QPJIBGT

[still sinew]

WTF balatro, i just wanted a chill game before Church.

unseeded

[rigid sun]

Holy

Well you were going to church after all, maybe god wanted you to be happy there lmao

[still sinew]

I might retry the seed at white stake, see how far i can get it

[rigid sun]

Whats the seed? Want to try it

[still sinew]

havent beat it yet, im thinking about if i sell trib or sell rebate for the increased perkeo chance

[rigid sun]

This is a full kings and queens run, keep duplicating that and you'll reach pretty far

When you beat it can you send me the seed?

[still sinew]

its a high card, i have over 50 levels in pluto

[rigid sun]

Sell rebate, you've got almost 100 bucks

[still sinew]

Chicot

[rigid sun]

Well, good luck, i tried to make sense from the picture but im fairly new, so sorry if my advice is bad lmao

[still sinew]

no i was gonna sell rebate

[keen perch]

boss is only crimson heart when the game wants to screw me

ong every time its heart i get screwed over, and then when i do good the heart doesnt show

[rigid sun]

Yea something close happend to me yesterday, hard luck

[icy onyx]

Nice ante 1

[rigid sun]

Where tf is this luck when i play

[icy onyx]

I got hermit in arcana pack

Maybe bean bug possible?

[rigid sun]

Maybe

Anyone know a good strategy for plasma deck?

[low hornet]

chips

stuntman is guaranteed win on plasma

[pastel hornet]

is the mime better here or

I'm looking more for Idol than anything

[low hornet]

worth

for extra scores

not worth if u wnt money

[vagrant bane]

Nah

Always mime

No matter

If he needs the money sell the Ace boosting joker

Smh

[rigid sun]

No luck getting that basterd, 8th run and still no luck

[pastel hornet]

ok i just played high card to test it out and it one shotted it so I guess mime here works 😭

[vagrant bane]

No

We don't talk about the incident.

[rigid sun]

Which incident?

[vagrant bane]

-2 hand size

Does

Something

[light onyx]

Are any of these worth it

[vagrant bane]

Volume isn't loud enough

Btw

[rigid sun]

Got blue joker on plasma, finally some luck

[vagrant bane]

Wait

There's a blue one

I thought it was just a green one

[vagrant bane]

Oh

[rigid sun]

This guy

[lavish zenith]

is there a red joker? didn't think so

[vagrant bane]

Never met him in my life

Must be a mod

[rigid sun]

Lmao

[raw fractal]

We don’t talk about Green Joker

[vagrant bane]

WE TLAK

ABOUT GREENY

[raw fractal]

I would rather quit gaming than buy green joker

[still sinew]

Wait i love green joker

[rigid sun]

We talk about green, no talk about stuntman, got it

[raw fractal]

I actually somehow have not gotten stuntman

[rigid sun]

Me nether, is he that rare?

[vagrant bane]

He is rare

Hard to obtain

[still sinew]

I think i would skip both souls? theyre not relevant

[raw fractal]

Apparently so yeah

[vagrant bane]

100,000,000 scire

[raw fractal]

Meanwhile I feel like I get baseball card every other run 😂

This was my friends run last night

Shit was hilarious

[rigid sun]

Right??, and i only get him when i dont have uncommons

This game is rigged, cant change my mind

[raw fractal]

If I can’t beat Ante 11 it’s the games fault it’s never my fault

They should just give me unlimited negative jokers tbh

[rigid sun]

Might as well make the game in ur name lol

[buoyant orbit]

holy

[rigid sun]

U see a demon?

[buoyant orbit]

yes

[rigid sun]

Show me

[buoyant orbit]

its name is card debuff

[rigid sun]

Holy

[buoyant orbit]

im scared

oh no

[rigid sun]

Me too

[buoyant orbit]

its face card debuff

[rigid sun]

HOLY

did you rob an orphanage?

[buoyant orbit]

i am shivering my timbers

[buoyant orbit]

i bullied the kids

what are they gonna do

tell their parents?

[rigid sun]

I see why you got the debuff

Deserved tbh

[pastel hornet]

welp i took this in exchange for the banana in hopes it would save me but perhaps that wasn't the play

[rigid sun]

I hope you get it more often

[buoyant orbit]

hey thats me

happy face emoji

[pastel hornet]

We love you, Merry Andy

[buoyant orbit]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[pastel hornet]

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1250110191165505668/1281864104763588609/download.gif

[rigid sun]

Frog is better

Go to hell

[pastel hornet]

[buoyant orbit]

im scared of frogs

[rigid sun]

I am a cow boy frog, thats better than any joker

[buoyant orbit]

im more of a lizzard guy

[rigid sun]

Scared of frogs and likes lizard? Tf you smoking

[pastel hornet]

Frogs are kinda based

[buoyant orbit]

i dont think thats how nature works

💔

[rigid sun]

Im sad 😔

[buoyant orbit]

id much rather have a free tail than a free ribbet that will scare the living hell out of me

[rigid sun]

Come on they're cute

[pastel hornet]

but lizards can't ribbit

so

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-usagi-lol-choke-funny-gif-21621164

but they are cool

AND THATS IT

[pastel hornet]

[buoyant orbit]

imagine being able to run at like idk

3.1416 km/h

[rigid sun]

I'll take it

[pastel hornet]

I like....both..... 😦

[buoyant orbit]

bam

[rigid sun]

We jump, no need for running

[buoyant orbit]

we got jumping spiders

[vagrant bane]

We need a new Joker

That's a frog

[pastel hornet]

😦

[rigid sun]

See? This guy understands me

[vagrant bane]

We got bull

We got a cat

[buoyant orbit]

fair enough

fair argument

we got cards

[rigid sun]

What would it do tho?

[pastel hornet]

the Frog: it licks the card next to it (it doesn't do anything it's just a really cool animation)

[rigid sun]

Maybe if you sell it youll jumb a blind getting its money

[vagrant bane]

Makes Straights lappable

Idk

K A 2 3 4

[rigid sun]

Nah my idea is better

[graceful ermine]

seems i have the start to an op ruun

[rigid sun]

Kinda useless but creative

[buoyant orbit]

well thats a lovely joker

[pastel hornet]

I have no idea what this is

[buoyant orbit]

deffenitly something

[vagrant bane]

It's @everyone of course

[rigid sun]

Same

[buoyant orbit]

i dont known the word grammar

and i dont care

[vagrant bane]

Oh wait I think I pinged someone on accident

Sorry random guy

[rigid sun]

Someone?

[pastel hornet]

[rigid sun]

This guy has alot of frogs, im starting to be gay for him

[vagrant bane]

New joker: bad dealer: First draw of cards will always be that card deal

Might be op

Until you add the super duper broken card for monry

[pastel hornet]

New Joker: the executioner: if it shows up in shop you just die

[vagrant bane]

But you cant

[wintry flint]

THEIR PUTTING MULT IN THE JOKERS TO TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

[vagrant bane]

Get it

[rigid sun]

Lmao

[wintry flint]

I know a few roguelikes this cruel

[rigid sun]

New joker: glitch:he crashes the game with an error message saying go fuck yourself

[pastel hornet]

i really like this one, should have a smily face at the end though

[light onyx]

Should I sell anything

[quasi quiver]

anybody got kings and queens

[buoyant orbit]

i got discards

[rigid sun]

So you think he's nice, but he isn't, he just gor ur address

[buoyant orbit]

does that work

[wintry flint]

That image of the nothing ever happens chud joker that makes all probabilities 0% would actually be goated in game

[wintry flint]

Best i got is glass 10s

[shy latch]

Hi

[round garnet]

i have never beaten purple stake, this is my best chance please pray for me its been hours 🙏 🙏 🙏

[pastel hornet]

Well he can come over for some tea and balatro yaoi.

[rigid sun]

Ur to nice for ur own good

[wintry flint]

How does one acquire this so called balatro yaoi

Mainly because how tf does that work

[pastel hornet]

wow, a full moon

[rigid sun]

Drink tea with samples

[pastel hornet]

you have to have funny napkin and blue guy together

[round garnet]

i didnt realize the bootstrap has eternal tag on it

bru

[pastel hornet]

time to ecto

[round garnet]

i think this setup can already go ante 8 with some tarot shaping

[cold lichen]

r/balatromance

[wintry flint]

This game somehow feels really simple to grasp and completely incomprehensible at the same time

[buoyant orbit]

it is time to do the run of the day

bc im bored

[vagrant bane]

New joker: Local Thinker: doubles chips and mult after math

[elfin tapir]

well sh

I somehow managed to get a straight

[rigid sun]

Lost a run, im sick of this going to play hitman

[final delta]

MAKES A NEGATIVE COPY OF ONE OF YOUR CONSUMABLES

[wraith wharf]

Man I was doing my first hit the road run and then suddently I got hit with a Triboulet in the road

This game man

[keen perch]

please give me the crimson heart 🙏

[simple pasture]

If you got a negative invisible joker with all joker slots full would it just not make a joker when sold?

[quasi quiver]

MULTIPLIES YOUR MULT BY X2 PER KING AND QUEEN SCORED

[elfin tapir]

oh what’s next, chicot disables my current boss blind?

[normal scarab]

Just got a dub with this deck but I am worried about the long game

[quasi quiver]

@red hamlet get back to work

[normal scarab]

@red hamlet you were my first legendary. I’ll never forget you

[buoyant orbit]

that felt like a treath

[zenith owl]

Bro

It's literally right there and I can't even get it

[buoyant orbit]

):

[zenith owl]

Ig I will get constellation

[final delta]

hey trib

[cold lichen]

drinks bromine

[wraith wharf]

i AM the photochad

[dusky oasis]

Plant:

[wraith wharf]

Also this is my deck

[final delta]

eats

[outer sundial]

the plant is coming 🫡

[wraith wharf]

Trib just appeared out of thin air in a hit the road build

[dusky oasis]

Foliage inboud

[final delta]

i need to copy something

[wraith wharf]

This shi so robbed

[buoyant orbit]

pull a hit the road

[wraith wharf]

That was the plan

[spiral ridge]

Can u copy this i’m building up my 5oak

[final delta]

yes

[buoyant orbit]

im the luckiest man alive

im gonna cry

[wraith wharf]

The craziest runs always happen on the challenge deck

[round garnet]

i did it

time to sleep hopefully

[desert thorn]

starting my first game

never played before

[dusky oasis]

Hope you enjoy getting a gambling addiction

[desert thorn]

LOL

is this game multiplayer or just solo?

[dusky oasis]

Solo

[wraith wharf]

Good luck

Balatro is so hard before you learn the basics

After it gets kinda easy

[glacial sequoia]

Guys look

Wee Joker

-#

[wraith wharf]

Thats not a wee

Thats a whe

[buoyant orbit]

it is your time

[wraith wharf]

Premium photochad is so OP that I cant even use DNA to copy kings and queens

If there is a gold seal that I want to use and not copy it

[glass grotto]

I think I'm starting to learn a bit more on Balatro

[wraith wharf]

I just cant

Because I win in the DNA hand

[wraith wharf]

The moment that you get your first e is so good

[zenith owl]

Should i take socks and buskin?

[wraith wharf]

It depends

[zenith owl]

It's still first ante but I am going full house

[wraith wharf]

Id open a lot of standard packs so i can get good cards

If you do get it

Man I love Lucky cards

[magic steppe]

there's a mod for multiplayer

[round garnet]

the plant ended this early rip o7

[buoyant orbit]

belive in yourself

have faith

you will do it

[wraith wharf]

Whats the responsible thing to cut chat?

[buoyant orbit]

WAaaaaaaa

[magic steppe]

Dna fam

[grand dune]

Two to Tango

[glass grotto]

lol

[round garnet]

i wonder if u can go ante -1 with another voucher

[glass grotto]

don't think so, because a voucher takes a whole ante

[magic steppe]

had that happen a few times, i like hieroglyph

[round garnet]

true but after u said that what if the god of rng gave voucher skip that has it

[glass grotto]

Maybe a seed labber can find it

[round garnet]

there is no way this hasnt been done

[magic steppe]

what's the unlock requirement for merry andy? i forgot

[solemn elm]

Yes you can

It's a 1/3840 to get it, but it's possible

[glass grotto]

you have a seed?

[magic steppe]

give us your seed mate

[solemn elm]

Start on Yellow Deck
Roll until you get a voucher tag ante 1 small blind, and take it.
Play on 1x and have hieroglyph be in shop (1/16)
Take hiero before the voucher skip is used
Have petro appear (1/16)

[round garnet]

give illegal -1 ante seed

im not asking nicely

😡

[solemn elm]

I posted it weeks ago. Just use Brainstorm to find one, you just need to set voucher tag and hiero as the voucher and then hope for petro as the voucher skip voucher

[round garnet]

ill do that later

rocket first joker

need to win orange stake wit this

yikes

[quasi quiver]

i dont get it

[quasi quiver]

dude this happens to me EVERY TIME and the reroll voucher NEVER shows up

[quasi quiver]

cant even sell it either damn

[ionic remnant]

flush five build on a five card hand size deck

isnt that wild

[round garnet]

it would be satisfying to just play the whole hand

[ionic remnant]

christ

[hybrid swan]

least expensive gold steak run

[icy onyx]

Lost to big blind 299 out of 300 😭 😭 😭 😭

I finally got perkeo too

Was too greedy for the gold card played pair instead of high

[ionic remnant]

i got a yorick ante 9 btw

[round garnet]

does using mods disable achievements?

[hybrid swan]

yeah

[wraith wharf]

Not at all

But you can

[spiral ridge]

Jen’s almanac does and it’s annoying

[wraith wharf]

Maybe it disables steam achivevements

[icy onyx]

Bro not again 😭😭😭😭

[round garnet]

cuz i saw a mod that displays the number of xmults, mult, chip or functions below the joker and thought it looked fire

[spiral ridge]

Because it ruined my profile by accidentally being on that one when the mod opened so it just disabled my profile’s achievements so I had to reset

[wraith wharf]

Sadge

[icy onyx]

I just got this earlier 😭😭😭

[wraith wharf]

1st ante blue jokers are a bless

I got a negative eternal one once

[icy onyx]

So blueprint Or boss reroll I want to bean bug

Reroll is so tempting I couldn't complete nan inf cuz of vouchers

[wraith wharf]

I was playing on black stake iirc

[wraith wharf]

Get it after the next round

[shy latch]

Hi guys

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-hello-hello-emoji-waving-emoji-emoji-waving-gif-16103382060516595675

Clueless

[gritty raptor]

Just got my first orange stake win

[shy latch]

Photochad stay winning

[gritty raptor]

also, my money

nice

[icy onyx]

Only 1 choice big blind complete

[wraith wharf]

Hello

[shy latch]

Nice

[wraith wharf]

Oh

[molten mesa]

Nice bro

[wraith wharf]

Do bp, its so rare

[shy latch]

Guys I started five days ago is e102 good

[wraith wharf]

😭

[shy latch]

Is it?

I just got 2 legendary cards and a voucher

[molten mesa]

It’s really good bro

[shy latch]

I was just duplicating a planet card but they were going insane x1.5 mult

[icy onyx]

Ecto + double blue joka should I?

[shy latch]

Whenever I played one card

[shy latch]

Sell runner when ur selling invis

[molten mesa]

It would be very funny if you did

[wraith wharf]

I know a profs disciple when I see one

[shy latch]

Balatro university sold me crack

[icy onyx]

Just hope manacle doesn't kill me

[wraith wharf]

Ikr, its so cheap on there

[icy onyx]

Balatro university made me oversmart

[molten mesa]

We trust in the straight flush first draw

[icy onyx]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[wraith wharf]

Try using the cola strategy to get the voucher

Trust

[shy latch]

Balatro university sold me fent behind a greggs

[icy onyx]

Gamble on the immolate? 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[wraith wharf]

If you really got e102, its because of BU

Early bu watchers are the best balatro players

[wraith wharf]

Absolutely

And good cards

[shy latch]

It's because of trib mime baron brainstorm red steel kings and a little thing called "observatory" with perkeo

I watched grayfruit play and roffle

Like a ton

Before I bought balatro

[icy onyx]

Crazzyyyyy

[molten mesa]

But photochad potential

[shy latch]

Never punished

[molten mesa]

Never punished

[solemn elm]

the perkeoless naneinf I got with a strat that BU hadn't made a video on yet:

[shy latch]

LMAO

[wraith wharf]

He cant keep getting away with it

[molten mesa]

One brain cell for every balatro player

[wraith wharf]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[shy latch]

And all it has is autisim

🔥

[zenith owl]

You really should get a joker that scores

[wraith wharf]

Right now

Or else...

[shy latch]

Hi burglar please give me my fucking discards back

I have yorick

[solemn elm]

It's white stake plasma

[molten mesa]

Hangin Chad should do it and it has potential late game bcausw plasma

[solemn elm]

they'll be fine for another ante

[shy latch]

/give @e blueprint

[wraith wharf]

Didnt see it, true

[shy latch]

Your welcome

Guys ima try get a rlly good run

Give me luck

[solemn elm]

NOW ALL THE MOBS HAVE BLUEPRINTS 😭

[molten mesa]

Should I do the funny for 16 buckaroos

[icy onyx]

Guys the manacle killed me

😭 😭 😭

[shy latch]

/give @e[type=humans] balatro_blueprint

[wraith wharf]

NOO

[shy latch]

SEED

PLS

SEED

[icy onyx]

Couldn't get a flush

[molten mesa]

O7

[shy latch]

Tysm

[quasi quiver]

this server really needs vc

[shy latch]

E986GH1

[wraith wharf]

Guys do you have any tips on how to play baron-mime?

[tiny mantle]

hi

[wraith wharf]

Its the only archetipe that I have no idea how to play

[shy latch]

Become rt "John" balort and use death on red seal steel kings

[wraith wharf]

*Proceeds to turn the right card into the left card *

[shy latch]

W

You are now alvickx balatro

[wraith nexus]

I need three quadrillion dollars to buy copies of balatro

[wraith wharf]

Rob a bank

[wraith nexus]

Genius

[icy onyx]

Time for a brokie run 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[shy latch]

LUMPY JOKER

[sudden isle]

shoutout to 1/3 of all women!!♥

[icy onyx]

Double broke

[shy latch]

Bro gonna have infinite deaths

[sudden isle]

havent met the rest yet working on it i have a google forms for it

[shy latch]

@icy onyx when does bp appear

HANGING CHAD AND BURNT JOKER IN MEGA BUFFOON SKIP

[icy onyx]

No skips

[shy latch]

Trading card and burnt synergy

[shy latch]

Which blind

[icy onyx]

Bo ante 1 round 2

[shy latch]

Rerolls?

[icy onyx]

Blue print

None I think

[shy latch]

Oh wait

I missed an unfiltered in seed

L

Lmao

[wraith wharf]

I got photochad from a mega buffoon pack once

[shy latch]

Look at this photochad

[wraith wharf]

This game so funni

[shy latch]

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

[tender void]

What is the blueprint copying???

Anyways I got a really good seed rn

Negative perkeo in the first skip

[wraith wharf]

Huh

[tender void]

Photochad at like ante 8-10

[wraith wharf]

Thats interesting

I mean, the photochad part

[tender void]

2 negative perkeos when getting ankh and ectoplasn

[wraith wharf]

Ok thats just obscene

[tender void]

You can pick between a canio run or a photochad

[icy onyx]

U think I copied the invis instead of the chad 🤣🤣🤣

That's why I lost

[tender void]

Also inf cryptid

Steel kings (red seal) with mime is crazy

Sad I didnt get a baron

I also had bootstraps which carried me through the early antes

[wraith wharf]

Go on the soul seed analizer and try to optimize the run

Its pretty crazy how it works

But if a baron exists, it will find it

[tender void]

Alright

[shy latch]

2025 chips

[tender void]

THERE ARE 2 MIMES AND A PHOTO ON ANTE 5

Also if u dont skip theres still a perkehs in shop

ANOTHER MIME ON THE BUFFOON PACK

[shy latch]

What the shitma

[tender void]

ANTOTHER MIME ON ANTE 6

[wraith wharf]

Tou got the blessed run

[shy latch]

Ru using the sojl

Soul

[tender void]

Treres pareidolia on ante 7

Omg

[wraith wharf]

Is there a showman?

[tender void]

Nope

Also no baron :(

Anyways there photochad along with the mimes

And with my negarive perkeos...

Now all I need is the Cryptid Spectral

[icy onyx]

Flushfive baron build 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[civic wind]

this makes me realize ow bad i am at this game

[lavish zenith]

a high card build will probably do you better if you can upgrade it

[marsh shell]

Hi chat

[shy latch]

Hi

[round garnet]

helloooo

[marsh shell]

Hi

[shy latch]

Hi

[tender void]

High card works well here

Just get some steel kings with red seal

[shy latch]

Hi trisk

[kind field]

oh baby round 0 legendary

its gonna be fucking chicot

[shy latch]

LMAO

[tender void]

And glads faces with red seal

[shy latch]

Tag?

[kind field]

hi!!!

oooo its canio!

[kind field]

seed?

[icy onyx]

Chicot better than canio

[tender void]

I got neg perkeo

[shy latch]

Im asking of it was the mega arcana tag

[marsh shell]

I need to become better at Balatro

[kind field]

ooooo even beter

[kind field]

oH YES!

[icy onyx]

Just get ankh or invis 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[kind field]

peak?

[shy latch]

SPIN HE WHE3L

[tender void]

NOPE!

[kind field]

nope ):

[shy latch]

Aw

[tender void]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[kind field]

the evil dance

[icy onyx]

Does high card win here?

[tender void]

The dance of death

:)

[tender void]

No

[marsh shell]

Chat how do I become better at Balatro

[tender void]

Go flush five

[kind field]

you get lucky

[kind field]

anger pulses in my veins

[tender void]

Try to learn how to make your builds optimized

[tender void]

ono

[kind field]

i just picked eternal spare trousers on the checkered deck

[honest summit]

where do i find mods?

[shy latch]

#⚙・modding-general

[tender void]

YES THERES A BARON ON ANTE 3

[shy latch]

Seed

[tender void]

AND PHOTO

[tender void]

BF7KC5IH

[shy latch]

Tysm

[kind field]

full house counts as two pairs right

[tender void]

Check it out on soul

[tender void]

Ya it does

[kind field]

okay good

[shy latch]

Bro

If it has a 2 pair anywhere in it it do

[tender void]

Another baron mime on ante 4

Photo and 2 mimes on ante 5

U need to reroll alot tho

[kind field]

oh great immolate thank you for erasing 3 face cards

and not erasing my poly 4

[magic schooner]

Pretty :))))

First time I've ever seen negative bull

[shy latch]

Hi human who is not 4o rats

49

[magic schooner]

Helo

[tender void]

Hello fellow human

[slim junco]

MY FIRST WIN

YES

[shy latch]

Nice

[kind field]

congrats!

[magic schooner]

Heyyyy nice job!

[wise plaza]

Good work, pretty good economy for a first win too

[kind field]

should i ride the bus with canio?

[shy latch]

Hey heath

[fluid quarry]

good hob

[shy latch]

How the fuckmare u meant to afford any of theese

[icy onyx]

Guys I think I should strength the 4

[kind field]

ok'

[grizzled socket]

i found a bug

im just waiting for clop to work its magic

oh wait the servers boosted nvm lol

[shy latch]

@tender void

[grizzled socket]

do u think i could upload a 378.6 MB video lol

[shy latch]

No

[grand dune]

One shot:

[devout shore]

please god turn on a faster speed

this is painful fr

[grand dune]

I'm not increasing my autism, bruh

[shy latch]

I have max autisim

[final delta]

who even plays on 1x

[shy latch]

Tsk tsk tsk

Hi perkeo

[final delta]

it 4x only

[kind field]

why doesnt the death card work with canio ):

[final delta]

hello

[grand dune]

That's 2x

[devout shore]

cause it doesnt delete any cards

just replaces them

[kind field]

id play on 16 if it was an option

[kind field]

but its death ):

[shy latch]

I want mobile mods so fucking bad

[final delta]

theres a mod for it

[devout shore]

mentally cooked ong

[final delta]

u can get like 32x

[kind field]

im listening

actually no im sorry thats gross

[final delta]

lmfao

[shy latch]

Yeah it is

[grave lodge]

it is, clean up the mess you made

at 16x speed too

[final delta]

😭 🙏

[kind field]

gets on my knees and starts wiping down the floor sniffles

[final delta]

good trisk

[shy latch]

Bro

[final delta]

clean faster

[shy latch]

Die

[final delta]

u too

[kind field]

h-hic o-okay starts wiping faster

[shy latch]

@modz pls ban

[final delta]

now bring me concumables to copy

[shy latch]

Here's a cryptid

Go nuts

[final delta]

thank you

[kind field]

brings you an immolate

[red hamlet]

hey jimbo balatro

[final delta]

even better

[red hamlet]

nice alt account you have there to dodge a ban

[final delta]

oh

[shy latch]

?????

[red hamlet]

But you should've probably used an image you haven't posted in the server before

[kind field]

0.0

[shy latch]

Hold on

I found this image off that guy

[red hamlet]

Or at least make the accounts not on the same day you join

[shy latch]

Just because I made an account today

Doesn't mean im an alt of a guy

[grizzled socket]

make it slower 😈

[red hamlet]

and he gone

Trolling used to take effort

[grizzled socket]

the guy who records all the trailer footage

[kind field]

oh crap yeah i think that was an alt

[red hamlet]

was literally made today lmfao

[grizzled socket]

who would possibly alt in the balatro server

[red hamlet]

Conveniently happened to join 10 minutes after his other alt got banned

trolling used to be an art

[tender void]

Wha

[viscid pulsar]

someone wanna help

🙏🙏🙏

[final delta]

with what

[red hamlet]

please don't spoil man

ruins the fun

[viscid pulsar]

oh

forgot

oops

[final delta]

im so confused

[grizzled socket]

cant im busy playing balarox 💀 💀

[tender void]

I jus got a neg ver of u

[tender void]

Clorox

[final delta]

your welcome

[grizzled socket]

LOL TRUE

[final delta]

i gotta try it

[magic schooner]

Help i feel like I'm losing my mind

[kind field]

i knew that version of baltro was screwed up...

[final delta]

omg its me

[magic schooner]

3 in one game has to be a statistical anomaly

[tender void]

Chicottttt

[grizzled socket]

whats the crazy joker with the funny hair

[magic schooner]

Chaos the clown?

[tender void]

Theres 3 in my seed and 4 mimes with 2 barons

[tender void]

Madness?

[final delta]

theres a seed with all 5

[tender void]

Yeah i have it saved

[grizzled socket]

yeah hes in the game and he only adds mult at no cost

while being 25 dollars

[tender void]

NBGAZRCN

[livid delta]

still copying those perkos

[tender void]

This seed has 5 madness'

[final delta]

hey blueprint

[livid delta]

wait i mean cryptids

[red hamlet]

OK NAH NVM

TODAY'S IS BULLSHIT

📣 YOU DO NOT SCALE

[viscid pulsar]

bruh

[wise plaza]

Using seeds with legendaries already known takes the fun out, there isn't any challenge

[grizzled socket]

scales down

[viscid pulsar]

jump

[tender void]

Scales down thats for sure

[viscid pulsar]

u negative scale

[red hamlet]

ALSO SUPERNOVA NOT SCALING???

[livid delta]

fr

[wise plaza]

It scales down

[livid delta]

WHAT?

[grizzled socket]

define scaling

[viscid pulsar]

tried that

i went crazy

took me 11

i did mystic summit

🙏😂

[kind field]

this is insane

[red hamlet]

oh my fucking god, the reason it says not scaling is because the card itself doesn't show the value

fucking
Lmfoa

[livid delta]

bruh thats stupid

[red hamlet]

but it counts as scaling if the value goes down

who made this, where's the credit

[tender void]

Qhar

[viscid pulsar]

ikr

i did mystic summit

i mean its scaling right??

lmao

i was goign crazy

[red hamlet]

🗿

it's not

the value on it doesn't change

so even by the arbitrary number must go up or down it doesn't count

[livid delta]

literal definiton of scaling

if it doesnt change its not scaling XD

[tender void]

Real

[royal zenith]

what’s mystic summit again?

[red hamlet]

15 mult at 0 discards

[royal zenith]

o that

[kind field]

oh FINALLY beat ante 8 on purple chip

wait no

i beat it first try i think???

and i was trying to change decks and thats why i didnt think i was beating it

[red hamlet]

league time

[fluid quarry]

i got my first win too on ur seed

[kind field]

who needs discards? (checkered deck + 1 hand size user)

gosh i cant wait to find out the gimmick of the last deck in the game

nobody tell me im gonna try and beat orange

[slim junco]

ok

[red hamlet]

it's funnier than you think

[zenith owl]

I wish I had that luck

This game is too reliable on rng

Good thing it's not used for gambling

[paper coyote]

guh

[opaque shard]

What's the fastest scaling flat mult joker in the game

[paper coyote]

me

idk probably like

[scenic flame]

Do you know what we need?

[paper coyote]

the pants i forget what its called

[scenic flame]

Spare trousers

[paper coyote]

the one that gains more mult when you score a two pair

yeahss

[quasi quiver]

fire run

[kind field]

im so happy that i got it that fast

[quasi quiver]

the better photochad

tribouchad

[scenic flame]

YOOO THE LEGENDARY JOKER HAS SHOWN UP!!!!

[scenic flame]

What about the hanging chad?

[quasi quiver]

wdym

[opaque shard]

I suppose 8 mult per round is faster than everything else yea

[paper coyote]

jimbo what am i supposed to do with this

[opaque shard]

Negative ice cream

[kind field]

jimbo died

[paper coyote]

negative ice cream

[opaque shard]

[kind field]

his zombie was recently eradicated

[paper coyote]

buh

[kind field]

that was one of this clones though

[quasi quiver]

THANK GOD I GOT A REROLL TAG IN THE BLINDS

almost got planted

[paper coyote]

j

[kind field]

plant ruined a god run yesterday :/

[red hamlet]

I need ot make a new league account 🗿

[paper coyote]

gorb

[kind field]

i love that pfp where did u get it

[paper coyote]

uh

well

[kind field]

HAHAHA I KNEW IT

[paper coyote]

i do not think i can say where i got it

uh

shhhh

shhh

[kind field]

SOUL READ

[paper coyote]

shush

shush

shhh

you cant do this to me :(

[quasi quiver]

twitter probably??

[kind field]

ahhaha im not gaudy enough to say

[buoyant orbit]

hyello chat

[paper coyote]

guh

[buoyant orbit]

bluh

[paper coyote]

HAI HAIB AHI

[buoyant orbit]

hya

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[paper coyote]

ooga booga

[buoyant orbit]

im gonna have to stop you right there

why oogabooga 💔

[paper coyote]

guh

unga bunga

[buoyant orbit]

reasonable argument

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

[paper coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/dogman-dog-man-dav-pilkey-spin-dreamworks-gif-9322455781177356887

[buoyant orbit]

spinner

[paper coyote]

zeep zorp

[buoyant orbit]

raaaaaaah

[paper coyote]

AAAAAAAAAA

[buoyant orbit]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[opaque shard]

Anyway remember to always pick up obelisk

[quasi quiver]

me and the gang 💙

[buoyant orbit]

no

pick merry andy always

[rugged spire]

after

spamming rerolls

on runs

for like an hour

[buoyant orbit]

merry andy is the key of love

[kind field]

what why

[rugged spire]

ive ended up with this

[opaque shard]

It's obelisk

Thats why

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[kind field]

but like, its obelisk and so so hard to work around and resents

resets

[paper coyote]

obelisk

[buoyant orbit]

oval

[quasi quiver]

obelisk sucks because of straight flush

[opaque shard]

It's really not that bad when your chips and mult come from jokers rather than planets

[buoyant orbit]

i just pick pretty jokers

[kind field]

'havent really been in this situation

[buoyant orbit]

my hand is full of merry andys

[opaque shard]

Plenty of times I have

[kind field]

im more of a use based picker

[buoyant orbit]

interesting

and logic

[kind field]

anyways, what does merry andy do?

[buoyant orbit]

3 discards

3 discards.

i spit discards

[kind field]

huh

[buoyant orbit]

i give 3 discards

[opaque shard]

Merry Andy is cool and awesome

[buoyant orbit]

but i eat 1 hand size

[opaque shard]

Carried a castle run on checkered one time

[quasi quiver]

yall do i go for the pareidolia

[buoyant orbit]

so like

i feed you 3 discards and you feed me one of your hands

[kind field]

with +1 hand size i can always flush

[buoyant orbit]

so its a good deal

[opaque shard]

Useless with Trib

[buoyant orbit]

take the discards

i take your hand

[quasi quiver]

oh true

[buoyant orbit]

50% 50% win each

yes

[opaque shard]

Merry Andy must be good with blackboard

I love blackboard

[kind field]

should i sell a foil popcorn for a normal crafty joker on a flush deck

what am i talking about of course not

[quasi quiver]

temperance gives me 32 dollars im goated

my triboulet is holographic now

[kind field]

PRAISE THE TRIBE

[quasi quiver]

dude i got like 5 shops in a row that contained mime and baron

[kind field]

gah damn

man should i buy this eternal foil rocket

[old pollen]

What’s the most useless joker?

[uncut magnet]

Yeah I would instead of show

[old pollen]

I also completed my second run

[kind field]

loyalty card

[old pollen]

I did the blue and red deck

[uncut magnet]

I mean they kinda all have there uses

They worst is eternal rental egg though

Worst joker combo

[old pollen]

I agree, the standerd joker does the same thing for every hand

[kind field]

what no it has several great synergies

[quasi quiver]

what do i sell

[uncut magnet]

Um a rental egg is shit. The only thing it works with is maybe swash

[uncut magnet]

Showman

[kind field]

wait rental?

[uncut magnet]

For photo

[uncut magnet]

Have you gotten to gold stake yet

[kind field]

no i bought the game 2 days ago and am at orange

[uncut magnet]

Oh you just wait then

Rental charges you $3 at the end of round

So kinda if you’re broke

[kind field]

oh damn

yeahhh-

[uncut magnet]

So imagine that eternal. So you’re stuck with it

So that’s the worst with the tags on it

[zenith owl]

It's so bad

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

[grizzled socket]

what was it like lol

[zenith owl]

It's garbage and is so slow

[buoyant orbit]

its buns

[kind field]

oof yeah

[zenith owl]

It's an interesting concept tho

Hi @buoyant orbit

[buoyant orbit]

hello burgulurlurlurar

[zenith owl]

Burger

[buoyant orbit]

yes

burger

hello burger

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238712165624713217/1246490014796222526/togif-38.gif

[zenith owl]

Yeah don't eat me tho fatso

[buoyant orbit]

aw man

[kind field]

my old cat had a pillow like that, he would sit on it and stare more like he was deranged rather than confident

[buoyant orbit]

oh my

i dont have cats

💔

i just got 2 daowgs

[red hamlet]

am pup

[buoyant orbit]

u are a pup

interesting

bloody lovely

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-review-gif-23486029

kitty review

yaaaaaaaaaaaay

[kind field]

gotta love dawogs too

[buoyant orbit]

possitive

dawogos are

barking ig

[kind field]

indeed

[buoyant orbit]

arf

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1092240087334527017/1200280485717364847/attachment-53.gif

burger

[quasi quiver]

i just realized that in this entire run, WITH OOPS ALL 6's, MY LUCKY CARDS HAVE NEVER ONCE GIVEN ME MONEY

[red hamlet]

weaksauce

[buoyant orbit]

and thats why glass is the best enhacement

(it is not)

[quasi quiver]

alright do i sell a photochad?

[buoyant orbit]

nooooooooooooooooo

[quasi quiver]

then move the hanging to the left

[buoyant orbit]

spare its life

sell a photograph

[distant gate]

holy fuck its tribulet balatro

[quasi quiver]

i have 4 xMult jokers already i need the retriggers

[buoyant orbit]

and get brainstorn

its the same thing 💔

(its not)

[distant gate]

probably photograph

since u could just

copy it anyways

if u wanted to

[red hamlet]

what's blood doing there with no dice

[buoyant orbit]

just blooding

[red hamlet]

i'm blind

[buoyant orbit]

bleeding

[red hamlet]

anyways, photo goes out and you copy tribchamp

[quasi quiver]

i copy trib?

current setup

[kind field]

yall ever just skip the first ante

[buoyant orbit]

no 💔

[red hamlet]

god photochad is so fucking stupid

[buoyant orbit]

on my most humble and unique opinion

[buoyant orbit]

i just play

[tiny mantle]

hi

[red hamlet]

😔 chad needs to get nerfed man

[quasi quiver]

damn thats ass

im getting 11 billion rn

[tiny mantle]

we have here 4 legenderie?

[quasi quiver]

oh wait mb

[tiny mantle]

anyone joining>

[desert swift]

guys

quick question

[tiny mantle]

flushin

[quasi quiver]

who is this fraud 💔

@final delta @vivid sparrow

[buoyant orbit]

someone

[desert swift]

is the microsoft store version of the game up to date?

[red hamlet]

yea

[final delta]

yes trib

[quasi quiver]

who is this fraud

[desert swift]

k thx

[buoyant orbit]

🍿

[tiny mantle]

hahaha

[final delta]

IDENTIFY THEIFT

[red hamlet]

how much you wanna bet this is another alt

[final delta]

HOW COULD YOU