🎙・server-chat

[pallid sapphire]

nah in balatro, you only have a severe reaction when you come short of the score

anything else is just as planned

[patent gale]

natural lol

[plush sierra]

i never get THAT lucky

[fathom hare]

What is this gif callez

Called

[ruby tide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shocked-shocked-cat-gif-11170546809524778591

[patent gale]

God seed

both stone joker ante 1 btw

[gleaming isle]

i forgot how much i hate green deck, at least i gold stickered some jokers i dont like much

Blacks next, gonna make me miss green

[plush sierra]

Yellow Deck on top for me

[ruby tide]

abandoned deck my beloved <3

[plush sierra]

I Need to restart on PC sadly

[ruby tide]

what do you mean restart?

[willow kite]

The legendary swashbunkler build (on the medusa challenge)

[ruby tide]

like reset your data?

[keen perch]

quick lil e12 gold stake

the jokerse

[plush sierra]

Played Most of my time in mobile

[earnest viper]

What are the use cases of hieroglyph?

[willow kite]

gregg

[keen perch]

'slight' improvement, one round later

[keen perch]

gregory

...

trib LMFAO

[pallid sapphire]

If you're scoring more than enough, you can go "back in time" to get more time to scale your jokers or level up planets

[buoyant orbit]

Guaccamolee

[grand dune]

Hmm...

Am I good with this, or do I need blue joker?

[earnest viper]

Should i buy hieroglyph at start or end of ante?

[pallid sapphire]

Middle, usually

If you buy hieroglyph on ante 8, unless you have a boss reroll you'll still have to fight the finisher boss blind

and you are unlikely to have enough going on to benefit from early hiero

[earnest viper]

Ok thanks

[keen perch]

pretty good natural negative for my flush five threes build xdd

[lost sphinx]

I like how the Mad World challenge becomes a cake walk once you find S&B, Smiley Face and/or Scary face

[errant notch]

Hey is there anyone here that could give me like a 1 on 1 for this game? I've only made it to Ante 8 once in the over 50 runs I've done and lost on the boss.\

[obtuse shell]

ai art?

[obtuse shell]

https://tenor.com/view/creepy-mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-gif-25639406

[low hornet]

im so lonely

all the other viltrumites are scared of me

no one talks to me

[errant notch]

Is that a no? or....?

[low hornet]

what u need bro

[grand dune]

Boys, what do I do?

[errant notch]

I just need someone to like walk me through a run. So I could feel some kind of accomplishment

[grand dune]

I want the banana, but should I?

[low hornet]

i will kill you in your sleep if you ignore me

[wraith nexus]

good morning balatro gang

Why are the joker cards here I feel like I’m gonna get jumped

[grand dune]

Will I sell the acrobat?

[low hornet]

i suggest watch how other pro/streamers do it. I do watch and learn alot from roffle

[pallid sapphire]

balatro uni is my pick, unless you don't have time

[errant notch]

I'm kinda trying to avoid that. Since I have ADHD, I may just end up doing someone else's strategy

[weak tangle]

swear picking up card sharp auto spawns the needle next ante

[low hornet]

ramen isn't that good rlly

[grand dune]

Could opt to sell campfire, thisneedy bastard

[low hornet]

i could run through a run for you through dms but i can't voicecall though

[pallid sapphire]

what's wrong with doing someone else's strategy

[hybrid swan]

balatro university goes through some in depth analysis with his runs I think you'll learn a good amount of what the game offers given you have enough time

[errant notch]

alright

[grand dune]

I'm selling ramen?

[pallid sapphire]

why not sell nothing

[grand dune]

But banana

[pallid sapphire]

it's too late for the bannaa

[brazen vale]

anyone know how to mod the game through the xbox app version>

[celest abyss]

Does anyone here have experience with balatro modding errors?

[pallid sapphire]

and chances are it's gonna kill itself before the boss lol

[grand dune]

Fine

[keen perch]

AGAIN!?!?

only non eternal is idol, i lose without idol, so i kinda have to pass here

[pallid sapphire]

none of the legendaries are gonna help you at that stage probably

[sour peak]

Guys what’s the thing that happens when your consumables give 1.5x Mult

Why does that happen and how

[pallid sapphire]

observatory makes your held planet cards boost that hand for x1.5

[sour peak]

Oh that’s what that does

[polar hill]

jimbo before balatro

[sour peak]

How does one acquire Observatory

[pallid sapphire]

buy telescope and hope observatory shows up

voucher

idr how to unlock the voucher initially

[obtuse shell]

banan

[compact summit]

When it comes to playing with the green deck what jokers should i look for at the start?

[keen perch]

really regretting the hiker rn

[wide trail]

Dawg you gotta manage econ cuz wtf 😭

2 rentals and you're going for another

Crazy

[slow cypress]

I need help with balatro

[keen perch]

1: i didnt take it

[slow cypress]

I never evea won

[keen perch]

2: im in like endless mode and i just rolled 17 times

[wide trail]

Yeah no crap because everything is eternal (including the rentals)

[keen perch]

you think i give a fuck about 3 dollars

[wide trail]

Prolly the worst type of players

All you know is rerolling but you're never gonna get naneinf because you spend more time rerolling than playing the damn game

[keen perch]

????

[wide trail]

6 dollars per round

[keen perch]

read my name lil bro

[wide trail]

Oh wow so believable

[keen perch]

cuh baiting so hard

ts pmo

sm

[wide trail]

C++ is nothing if you don't have naneinf

[wide trail]

"Cuh" need to learn what baiting is

[keen perch]

💀

dawg you gotta calm down a little

just a little too obvious

[sour peak]

Little bit

[final delta]

anybody need some negative consumables

[sour peak]

Who said bro was getting Naneinf

[sour peak]

Get outta here bro😭

[final delta]

no

[sour peak]

Okay i understand

[final delta]

thank you sir

[wide trail]

Y'know, it's crazy how fast this term progresses. First people just call it trolling, and even then anything you do would make you a troll, then it became ragebaiting which was a term someone made and everyone used it because like all other words, you overuse one word after you learn it, now we got people who just say "baiting" because it's more efficient to spam this new word of yours that you understand little about

[random cedar]

this balatro shit get SERIOUS!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[wide trail]

I want ankhs

[keen perch]

what is blud on about

[sour peak]

Frr☄️☄️☄️

[final delta]

hmmmmmmmm okay

[random cedar]

this baiting shit get SERIOUS!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[vernal vigil]

-# anyone got twos to feed me

[wide trail]

Nevermind, just stop calling everything bait.

[wide trail]

Damn that is tint

Tiny*

[keen perch]

yeah i wont call everything bait

i only call bait bait

[sour peak]

What even is C plus plus

[wide trail]

To call something what it is you'd have to learn the meaning of said word

[keen perch]

at least bros got the name to warn everyone hes just trolling

[sour peak]

What does coding have to do with gambling

[wide trail]

Completionist ++

[sour peak]

Oh

[keen perch]

might as well set your nick to "i am baiting" at this point

[wide trail]

He got gold sticker on all jokers. It's prolly not true but even if it were it's not impressive lol. Hope balatro adds more things to the game cuz c++ is lightwork

[wide trail]

Set yours to "Idk what bait is"

[vernal vigil]

-# this shi getting heated

[open rover]

how does tiktok know i started playing balatro again yesterday i literally got a balatro cosplay on my fyp

[keen perch]

💀

[sour peak]

Idk about you but Balatro is actually pretty difficult if you’re bad at it

[random cedar]

this discord chat shit get SERIOUS!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[pastel thunder]

drama in the balatro discord today

[wide trail]

????

[sour peak]

COSPLAY????

[wide trail]

Balatro cosplay?

[ionic remnant]

do i take the holo chad over oops

[random cedar]

oh well

[ionic remnant]

i dont think i do

[sour peak]

HUHHH???

[open rover]

how does tiktok know

[wide trail]

Well most people aren't... and C++ is just like any other platinum or 100% trophy, balatro is easy-medium difficulty tops bro

[sour peak]

Do not call me bro

[ionic remnant]

GUYS PLEASEEEEEEE

[sour peak]

Respectfully

[ionic remnant]

ooh foil jimbo

[open rover]

balatro ruined my life

[steep elm]

hi

[sour peak]

Real

[wide trail]

What deck is that

[ionic remnant]

its the uhhhh

blast off challenge

[open rover]

laat night i went to sleep at 5am because of balatro and i had to wake up at 11

[pastel thunder]

foil Jimbo for bloodstone

[wide trail]

It was a rhetorical title. I would never call you bro

[sour peak]

Either you call someone bro or you don’t call someone bro

[wide trail]

Dang is this the fanbase? Nevermind, I've wasted time on your bait. Goodbye 👋

[sour peak]

What is it with you and baiting

[open rover]

i dont think calling someone bro is that serious

[earnest viper]

What are the odds of getting a neg joker in shop?

[keen perch]

1/333

or 0.3%

same for packs and the like, never changes

[ionic remnant]

do i take chad though

i had chad earlier

and sold it for oops

[earnest viper]

And the odds of a rare joker if u dont mind

[keen perch]

cool

[open rover]

imagine another negative showman appears

[keen perch]

5%

[wide trail]

👍

[keen perch]

while we're at it there are 20 rares

[open rover]

what avt legendary ive never seen one in shop

[wide trail]

Prolly higher than that I mean I get that all the time

[open rover]

for me its lower

[keen perch]

0%, never shows up in shop. only soul cards

[steep elm]

hi

[wide trail]

Yeah and they're easier to unlock than uncommons lol

[open rover]

then why does it say u unlock it once u find a legendary idk if u get me likr the achievement unlocks the card its weird

[earnest viper]

So the odds of getting a neg BP from showman arent in my favour, yes?

[pastel thunder]

I mean math says yes, but you have a 25% chance of it just whiffing if you take chad i'd rather take the guarantee imo

[wide trail]

You unlock it for your collection, not for your shop. It's not mentioned that it's unlocked in the shop anywhere, how did you come up with that conclusion?

[keen perch]

probbaly not, unlesss you really want the holo effect

[pastel thunder]

what in your guys opinion is the most underrated rare joker

[ionic remnant]

i skipped it

[open rover]

cus its kinda stupid to unlock it and like nothing new happens, any othrr unlock u actually unlock the thing for future runs

[wide trail]

You do unlock the legendary for future runs after you find it in a soul stone, you know that right?

[marsh raptor]

i dont think any rare joker is underrated

[pastel thunder]

campfire

[marsh raptor]

campfire is not underrated

[keen perch]

cause its weird for some reason, you realistically have them all unlocked since you can find them always

[wide trail]

Throwback for sure

[keen perch]

lmao

[open rover]

you dont unlock if since you already get it before unlocking it if u get what imean

[wide trail]

Campfire just sucks man like you're not building it for the long term it's a temporary mult

[pastel thunder]

rare joker but I agree 💯

[wide trail]

No, you don't, you can only unlock it for future runs if you got it from a soul stone before.

[wide trail]

Ancient joker

[open rover]

yes thats the weird part thr unlock does nothing😔

[pastel thunder]

personal fav of mine icl but another pick I have is obelisk

[wide trail]

... get out

I was gonna say baseball card

[agile pawn]

no

[pastel hornet]

[pastel thunder]

in the early antes it's really good for picking up steam and clearing the rounds 🗣️🗣️

[buoyant orbit]

Who said baseball card

[marsh raptor]

selling tarot/spectral/planet cards work fyi

campfire is good

[wide trail]

Yes

[wide trail]

Yeah no crap, getting those cards are hard too

[marsh raptor]

tarot/planet voucher :

reroll :

[wide trail]

It's just temporary mult. Like a perishable sticker, goes away quick

[cunning patio]

💔

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

[wide trail]

You can make up any build with enough money cuh like that's the problem usually you open up the shop and buy things for your run but campfire makes you open up your own shop and all your profit gets eaten up after every ante

[pastel thunder]

it's 0.5x for each card sold

[marsh raptor]

x0.25

not x0.5

[pastel thunder]

last time I checked it was 0.5 wasn't it or am I hallucinating

[wide trail]

0.1x and doesn't go away would be much more reasonable

[wide trail]

Yeah but it goes away

[marsh raptor]

lol it wouldnt

[cunning patio]

ok so i started doing random stuff because i will die anywyas and like

[marsh raptor]

you basically would have a better constellation

[wide trail]

And it is 0.25 I think

[pastel thunder]

huh

[pastel hornet]

wee ace

[wide trail]

Yeah, and a better rarity

A rare should be better than uncommon

Not worse

[marsh raptor]

i think you are overselling the drawback of resetting after an ante

[cunning patio]

YESSS

[wanton monolith]

yay

[wide trail]

Under*

As I've said, it's all temporary. It's the same as selling then buying a x3 mult joker every ante

[pastel thunder]

damn you made flower pot work how did that happen

[wanton monolith]

it didnt

i just get it for free and i take it

[pastel hornet]

average flower pot build

[wanton monolith]

it was negative anyways lmao

[pastel thunder]

so I was hallucinating got it

[wide trail]

And campfire is bad, yes.

[pastel hornet]

Campfire is a temp run saver imho

[marsh raptor]

uh huh.
and how many x3 mult jokers do you know that always gives you x mult in hand plays?

[cunning patio]

DRIVERS LICENCE MY BELOVED

[wanton monolith]

what does "card sold" mean? discards?

[marsh raptor]

selling an item for scaling takes less time than to get 16 enhancements

[pastel hornet]

you buy a joker and sell it

[marsh raptor]

drivers is pretty much useless if you dont already have 16 enhancements
let alone when you encounter it early

[pastel thunder]

+tarots and planets

[pastel hornet]

so true

[cunning patio]

i have 56 enhancement because i had the thing that made all face cards gold and the joker that makes every card a face card

so like

[royal zenith]

obelisk imo, it’s situational just like most rare jokers but very good when you get it at the right time

[pastel hornet]

56 ENHANCEMENTS? 😭

[pastel thunder]

sometimes clutch icl

[wanton monolith]

i want you seed so bad bro

[royal zenith]

It’s just less obvious that it’s situational so ppl think it’s always bad

[marsh raptor]

yeah you are not super likely to have both at the same time

[cunning patio]

yeah

[wide trail]

Not many, and campfire isn't one of them. You'd have to consistently buy and sell 12 things every ante to reach 3x, and as I've said before, you can do anything with enough econ, campfire is just the worst bang-for-your-buck value out there, especially for a rare. Especially when hologram exists and it's a permanent 0.25x for every card added to your deck which means it grow for something that benefits you and it's uncommon.

[wanton monolith]

ong

[cunning patio]

yeah but like i still love drivers

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-flex-tape-secret-tape-jon-tron-gif-14074800

[marsh raptor]

drivers is a good joker

im not denying that

[trim pilot]

most sane deck

[marsh raptor]

hologram comes at the cost of bloating your deck

[wanton monolith]

only in late game

[marsh raptor]

while it is a good joker you can't purely go by scaling comparision just because they have the same number

[cunning patio]

ikr

[wide trail]

Not at all because you can destroy the cards afterwards

[lost kindle]

hologram + trading would be nice

[marsh raptor]

hollogram + certificate

or dna

[wide trail]

??? So the same scale amounts can't be compared? Your arguments have all just been "no, nah" while I've been giving you paragraphs on paragraphs. I think I'm done here lmao.

[marsh raptor]

saying a lot of things does not make you any more right than you are

card sharp and drivers license is not necessarily easily comparable just because they give the same mult dumbass

[wide trail]

I'm giving you valid arguments and you're just saying no

[marsh raptor]

valid argument : "but dude it's like,perishable and stuff,so it's bad dude"

[pastel hornet]

Everything in balatro is situational

[lost kindle]

perkeo is situational

but u can deckfix

[wide trail]

Is that the only thing you've picked up? I can happily cross you off my list of won arguments. Also, 3/10 bait

@keen perch I'm learning see

[pastel hornet]

you can deckfix but im saying i think arguing over jokers is silly because on one run yeah license is pointless but on another it is better than card sharp / steel etc

[willow kite]

this is a stupid question but at what point can i play with mods so it doesnt shift with my skill and so

[simple pasture]

what's the point of pareidolia?

[steep elm]

+6

[buoyant orbit]

The multi

[steep elm]

i mean 5

[pastel thunder]

imo just have fun thats what mods are for, if you're actually worried play more balanced mods like the neato jokers but if you don't care just jump into cryptid

[keen perch]

?

[wide trail]

I'm calling things bait

[marsh raptor]

"my list of won arguments" it seems people you argued with keep living in your head rent free
imagine treating arguments as a trophy to be held

[cunning patio]

smiley face :3 also i had like the scary joker and the thing that makes face cards gold

[marsh raptor]

what a guy

[cunning patio]

so like

[willow kite]

i fear cryptid mod

[steep elm]

holy ragebait

[simple pasture]

ohhhhhh

[keen perch]

yeah but i dont think hes baiting he just has a different opinion

[wanton monolith]

my personal favorite jokers list:
hologram
cavendish
blueprint or brainstorm
smeared joker
the tribe
fortune teller
cartomancer
golden joker
and last but not least, jimbo <3

[lost kindle]

balatro dlc

[pastel hornet]

"i think the joker looks neat :)" is a really valid argument

[pastel thunder]

you should

[marsh raptor]

true and real

[steep elm]

ive never got cavendish

[wide trail]

Nah he was definitely baiting my guy

[buoyant orbit]

Gold face joker and vampire with paraedolia

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-meme-aardman-the-pirates-pirate-gif-26563702

[buoyant orbit]

✍️🔥

[lost kindle]

i got:
banana
walkie talkie
lucky cat

thats is

nothing mkes me more happier

[steep elm]

fortnite joker

[cunning patio]

what does the vampire do?

[pastel thunder]

lightning banana or normal banana

[pastel hornet]

it sucks

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-car-car-rage-car-breakdown-hitting-seat-gif-17958855

[lost kindle]

reverts back to normal

[lost kindle]

both

why not

[steep elm]

fortnite joker is my favourite

[buoyant orbit]

De-enhance your played cards and adds it to mult

[ionic remnant]

everything i have is uncommon

[wanton monolith]

walkie talkie? why?

[wide trail]

Ts pmo sb rn omfg 😭

[lost kindle]

cos

10-4

like

[cunning patio]

OMG

[marsh raptor]

guy disagrees with me so he's definitely a troll
i'm starting to think you mean "arguments i think i won" instead of "arguments i won"

[pastel thunder]

should've gotten the negative tag

[lost kindle]

i play a lot of erratic

[cunning patio]

thatd be so op

[buoyant orbit]

It kinda is

[lost kindle]

so i like searching for walkie

[ionic remnant]

should i take it over oops

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wiggle-crazy-cat-zoomies-gif-9877358298643393466

[buoyant orbit]

I manage to make my vamp a x10 mult

[wide trail]

There wasn't a negative tag

[pastel thunder]

it was a joke mb guy

[lost kindle]

jimbo

[wide trail]

Let me guess, midas?

[buoyant orbit]

Ding ding ding

[ionic remnant]

oh wait a minute

[buoyant orbit]

Spot on

[ionic remnant]

i'm dead this ante anyway

it doesn't matter

[lost kindle]

guys

[marsh raptor]

midas vampire is a good combo

[lost kindle]

what abt

[ionic remnant]

i'm gonna take it

[wide trail]

Such a cheap combo lmao. Btw certificate also works

[lost kindle]

canio on abandoned🥰

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[pastel thunder]

pareidolia

[lost kindle]

imagine tho

[buoyant orbit]

Canio

[lost kindle]

being so unlucky

[cunning patio]

yay

[lost kindle]

u dont get pare

[marsh raptor]

you wanna know a funnier one

triboulet on abandoned

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

[lost kindle]

painted sucks imo

[wide trail]

Very nice, now beat gold stake

[lost kindle]

ts pmo 💔

[pastel thunder]

imagine you get yorick but you already have eternal burglar

[proven idol]

what is balatro even about gng 💔 🥀 🪫

[buoyant orbit]

On twin🥀🥀💔💔💔

[cunning patio]

ill get there someday

also what is an eternal joker

[buoyant orbit]

U cant sell it

Its permanent

[lost kindle]

"what" br s nt shkspr

[pastel thunder]

can't sell can't destroy

[buoyant orbit]

It will haunt u forever

[steep elm]

br

[pastel thunder]

permajoker

[buoyant orbit]

Forever and ever💔

[marsh raptor]

a joker you cant sell or destroy in any condition

[steep elm]

ts lwk pmo gng

[wide trail]

#1 is that cat all head, no legs? #2 why is the kitchen thingy so damn small🙏

[cunning patio]

thats so evil what

[buoyant orbit]

Mmmmm cat stww

Mmmmmm

Cat stew

[pastel thunder]

yes

[lost kindle]

eternal gg

eternal egg

[pastel hornet]

not very merry andy of you...

[pastel thunder]

temperence value still good

[marsh raptor]

if your joker is decent enough it doesnt matter much
also eternal jokers are great with madness

[wanton monolith]

becuse is a magic trick

[cunning patio]

do they force you to pick them?

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-black-guy-gif-17915341

[marsh raptor]

no it just appears in shops
iirc %30 chance for a joker to be eternal

[wide trail]

Perishables are the worst, second would be rentals and then eternals

[buoyant orbit]

Im gonna have to stop you there fella

[pastel thunder]

no

[buoyant orbit]

I will not allow u to bully me

[cunning patio]

ohhh bc it gives you the multiplier and they dont get desroyed

[marsh raptor]

exactly

[lost kindle]

whos andy and why do i have to marry him?

[cunning patio]

ohhh

[marsh raptor]

hence technically infinite scaling

[pastel thunder]

yay you're learning

[buoyant orbit]

Ive had it with brainstorm calling me fat

[marsh raptor]

at the cost of a joker slot

[wanton monolith]

fr? thats nice

[lost kindle]

can i cll you fat

[cunning patio]

i dont know what any of that means

[buoyant orbit]

):

[cunning patio]

yayy

[pastel thunder]

perishables are jokers that are debuffed within 5 rounds played

[lost kindle]

can i call u

[marsh raptor]

perishable makes your joker debuffed after 5 rounds

[pastel thunder]

bad 😞

[marsh raptor]

its unusable after that

[wide trail]

Perishable jokers become useless after 5 rounds, rentals cost 1 dollar but take 3 dollars every round, eternal stays forever

[lost kindle]

perishable credit card

[buoyant orbit]

4 yards off me

I signed a contract

[lost kindle]

⚡

[buoyant orbit]

The cia will be involved if u do not follow rules

[cunning patio]

who made those thats so evil

[wide trail]

That's not good at all?

[pastel thunder]

realistic credit card where you have to pay interest

[marsh raptor]

localthunk

[wide trail]

Exactly 🙏 😭

[pastel thunder]

ask the thunk in the sky man idk

[cunning patio]

more like local skunk cuz that sucks like what why did they do that

[marsh raptor]

real

[pastel thunder]

to make it more challenging ig but it's just pain

[pastel hornet]

Local Hunk

[lost kindle]

what joker would seem really funny if it had eternal to it (other than egg)

[wide trail]

Hunk of junk

[lost kindle]

whos uhnk

unc

[pastel hornet]

that would be a pretty cool joker

[lost kindle]

🧓

[marsh raptor]

eternal gift card is fun

[wide trail]

What would it do, remove a debuff from a random joker if sold?

[fringe light]

@pulsar epoch

[pastel thunder]

pain is seeing a blueprint in round 1 ante 1

[fringe light]

LETS GO

[marsh raptor]

eternal diet cola would be really funny although i dont think thats possible

[fringe light]

P RANK MINOS PRIME

ON VIOLENT

[cunning patio]

the soda one

[marsh raptor]

diet cola cant be eternal

[pastel thunder]

possibly wrong server but congrats

[marsh raptor]

the entire purpose of it is to be sold

[cunning patio]

ohhh

[cunning patio]

same with the egg?

[lost kindle]

whats violet

[marsh raptor]

no egg can be eternal

[pastel hornet]

it does absolutely nothing.....exept maybe it gives you a random card now and then like opening a standard pack

[lost kindle]

yea but if it could, it'd be rlly funny

[pastel thunder]

no egg can get temperence value so it's still useful

[fringe light]

a difficulty in ultrakill

[marsh raptor]

egg serves 3 total important purpose
increase temperance value
potential swashbuckler combo
being sold

[lost kindle]

i'd get it on each run

[lost kindle]

ah ok

[earnest viper]

If my deck is red seal steel kings
Do i pick baron of mime?

[cunning patio]

peak game

[lost kindle]

i should get ultrakill

[fringe light]

ong

[fringe light]

yes

[wide trail]

I think my idea is better considering a hunk of junk is useless and useless × useless = useful

[cunning patio]

ohh

[marsh raptor]

ultrakill is peak

[lost kindle]

baron

[lost kindle]

im brok (i dont wnna be empleyed)

[wide trail]

No, mid ass game

[fringe light]

fucking 16k attempts

[fringe light]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[lost kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[marsh raptor]

what makes you think its mid

[wide trail]

You glazing too hard bru 🙏

[rose jewel]

you should

[fringe light]

nah jk

everyones own opinions

[pastel thunder]

how should I get ultrakill

1. pirate it
2. pirate it

[lost kindle]

can someone buy it for me tho

im kinda

broke

[marsh raptor]

hard ultimatum

[fringe light]

did someone say piracy???

i have the steamrip versions one min

[lost kindle]

i love pirates

they have funny swords

bend like dingaling

[pastel thunder]

do what you want cause a pirate is free 🐓🐓

[rose jewel]

not anymore

[wide trail]

I mean people who glaze ultrakill have never played a doom-like shooter like metroid prime because ultrakill just has those unity graphics with mid gameplay

[rose jewel]

they have ak47s now

[fringe light]

speaking of i have enough moni to get doom eternal

should i get it

[pastel thunder]

johnny somali pirates

[lost kindle]

i like the funny pirates

[rugged spire]

hiya, doing a baron steel deck

[wide trail]

3. Wait for it to be on gamepass

[rugged spire]

do i need hanging chad?

[lost kindle]

ch🖊️

[rugged spire]

i got this rn

[marsh raptor]

no

[rose jewel]

why

[lost kindle]

r u doing high card

if not

[lost kindle]

no

[rugged spire]

yes

[marsh raptor]

baron decks require you to deckfix for your stay in hands
whatever you play has no meaning

[lost kindle]

errr

do it then

do it

[rugged spire]

true

[lost kindle]

gamble

[pastel thunder]

sell everything for hanging chad trust I have c+++

[lost kindle]

spend all ur money

[marsh raptor]

this is interesting

[lost kindle]

5000 on red 40

[wide trail]

Sure, Idk I never played it cuz I'm saving for the next doom game but a good old-school shooter would be Warhammer 40k boltgun, insanely underrated.

[marsh raptor]

how many ectoplasms did you use

and can i see your dec

k

[rugged spire]

ectoplasms?

[lost kindle]

soo your whaaa

[rugged spire]

idk what that is le

[lost kindle]

the thing that makes jokers negative

[wide trail]

"Little bit of this, little bit of that" ahh build 💀

[fringe light]

do you know another game thats peak

inscryption

[marsh raptor]

makes a joker negative
-1 hand size

[lost kindle]

roblox

[rugged spire]

uhh

0

[marsh raptor]

next ectoplasm uses decrease hand size further

-1 -2 -3

etc

[lost kindle]

errr

dont get haning

[cunning patio]

so its basically useless?

[wide trail]

Another dreadful card game. What's next? 😮‍💨

[rugged spire]

i need to find red seal

[marsh raptor]

no its a great spectral

[fringe light]

bro😭

[lost kindle]

not rlly

u guys should try

[marsh raptor]

negatives give you one more joker slot to get another thing

[fringe light]

i cant tell if this is rage baiting 💔

[lost kindle]

vegas poker

[cunning patio]

why? it just doent do nothing like what

[lost kindle]

takes osme money to get into

[marsh raptor]

@cunning patio

[lost kindle]

but its worth 🤑

[cunning patio]

+1 -1

[marsh raptor]

joker slot and hand size are not of the same importance lmao

[lost kindle]

+1 joker, -1 hand size

[pastel thunder]

just play wsop man

[dapper dust]

WHY WON'T GROS MICHEL DIE?

[lost kindle]

ok knob

[cunning patio]

omg im fucking dumb

[marsh raptor]

no not +1 joker

+1 joker slot

[wide trail]

It's gonna be just as rage-inducing as balatro, I hope the community is atleast better than balatro's

[lost kindle]

joker size

[lost kindle]

eat it

[pastel thunder]

wee joker will turn into jimbo

[lost kindle]

then turns to the ace

[wide trail]

Did you guys listen to that new carti?

[pastel thunder]

[wide trail]

Album is 🗑

[lost kindle]

mid

mid

[rugged spire]

wait i heard observitorty is good

[wide trail]

Yeah exactly

[rugged spire]

with peako

perko

[lost kindle]

w perk is good

[cedar goblet]

Remember your wrist straps
This is a VRPSA filmed and edited by Sundance967

[rugged spire]

how do i use it

[lost kindle]

its like

[rugged spire]

tho

[lost kindle]

doing meth

[marsh raptor]

GET IT

[cedar goblet]

Perkeo

[marsh raptor]

GET OBSERVATORY

goated with perkeo

[rugged spire]

how do i make it work

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire make sure you have one planet card of your played hand on your consumable slot

[rugged spire]

im doing high card

specifically

[pastel thunder]

5/10 bad ahh mixing, mid set list like 5 good ones

[lost kindle]

find pluto

[rugged spire]

so i need a pluto

oki

[wide trail]

Get a mime omfg it actually makes me angry how you have an uncommon baron build and no mime

[lost kindle]

name 5

[wide trail]

Facts 🔥

[lost kindle]

dogs

[marsh raptor]

okay so
when you find a pluto,get it to your consumable slot (do NOT use it) and sell your temperances

perkeo will copy it

each pluto will give you x1.5 mult

this goes on as long as you survive

[lost kindle]

trabador

[rugged spire]

oh wow

[marsh raptor]

use temperances*

[rugged spire]

do i swap from steel then?

[marsh raptor]

the reason you cant keep both is perkeo copies a random consumable,you always want it to hit pluto

[pastel thunder]

we need all da vibes, charge them hoes a fee, trim, hba, good credit who do you take me for

[lost kindle]

i said dogs

[dapper dust]

OH FUCK, that was close. Have 2 pair build, happily playing 4 card hands... realise on last hand remaining, MUST PLAY 5 CARDS

[pastel thunder]

oh fuck

[marsh raptor]

try to get a mime and some more gold cards
you also need an econ going

[wide trail]

What hand are you playing in this build?

[rugged spire]

o

i found blueprint

[marsh raptor]

NICE

[rugged spire]

what do i sell

[lost kindle]

i need his seed

[pastel thunder]

uhhhhhhh

[marsh raptor]

sell your baseball joker

[wide trail]

Sell dna

[marsh raptor]

sell baseball

[marsh raptor]

no what

he needs it for baron build

baseball is literally useless

[rugged spire]

got pluto

yay

[marsh raptor]

nice

[wide trail]

Sell dna the baseball has uncommon value and when you get mime it's more value

[marsh raptor]

???

hes NOT going to keep baseball on high card run

[lost kindle]

@rugged spire can i have ur seed

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire do not sell dna

[rugged spire]

uhh sure

[marsh raptor]

sell baseball card

[rugged spire]

how do i find the seed

[marsh raptor]

when you win or lose a run

it shows

[rugged spire]

ill lyk when i lose then

[lost kindle]

ok dont lose]

[marsh raptor]

kk

[lost kindle]

jus dm me king

[wide trail]

What's the deck looking like brw?

[rugged spire]

uhh

not too good

[wide trail]

Show

[rugged spire]

i feel like i need red stamps

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire sell baseball card,hunt for blue prints/brainstorms/invis joker/showmen

[lost kindle]

try finding a sixth sense

[marsh raptor]

yeah you need red seals and ***a lot of *** deaths

[lost kindle]

nvm

[marsh raptor]

also hanged men to get rid of anything that isnt a king

[rugged spire]

but i also need pluto..?

[lost kindle]

@marsh raptor is ur pfp house?

[wide trail]

Focus on strengthening and destroying cards.

[pastel thunder]

try using strengths to try and convert that red seal jack and just death off

[lost kindle]

man get out of here w ur scammin ahh

[fringe light]

omg

[wide trail]

Is this real chat?

[marsh raptor]

perkeo gives you negative copies

[pastel thunder]

another hacked account o7

[marsh raptor]

you'll always have slots

[fringe light]

free gift!11!!1!1111

[lost kindle]

who wants free seed

[pastel thunder]

sunflower?

[neon wren]

XXPMNUNV

[wide trail]

Thank God I didn't click it

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire btw btw

btw

@rugged spire blueprint can copy perkeo

[lost kindle]

uhhh

sure

[rugged spire]

oh

i never had perkeo before

[marsh raptor]

after you decide to progress the shop,put blueprint next to perkeo

[rugged spire]

first time getting it so

[marsh raptor]

so you get 2 copies for each copy

[rugged spire]

ojh wow

[marsh raptor]

faster scaling

[pastel thunder]

man it's 1am why am I still even here

[lost kindle]

holo perk

i'd die for that

[rugged spire]

OO

I GOT SHOWMAN

NEGATIVE

THATS GOOD

RIGHT

?????

[wide trail]

Well you were definitely aiming for it cuz you used hex on it

[lost kindle]

pop out at 1 in the morning

[pastel thunder]

very good

[wide trail]

Yeah yeah just get it

[lost kindle]

aiight ima head off

got school tmrw 😔

[marsh raptor]

thats very good but you only want about 3 cards copied here

[rugged spire]

i got cryptid too

[lost kindle]

no balatro tmrw😔

[rugged spire]

what should i do with that

[marsh raptor]

cryptid?
ooo

keep it

keep it on your consumables

[pastel thunder]

play it in class

[marsh raptor]

its very important

[wide trail]

Keep cryptid don't use it

[wide trail]

That's what I do fr

[pastel thunder]

I'm gonna sleep now

[lost kindle]

w my classes tmrw

i sit near the teachers

[wide trail]

Play it in your dreams dummy

[pastel thunder]

ion wanna wake up at 1pm again

[lost kindle]

watch them hear the mult go up to e200

[low hornet]

can't believe my first tutoring on someone went bananas

[pastel thunder]

let the teachers play with you easy

[lost kindle]

cya knobhead

[lost kindle]

pause

[pastel thunder]

I meant the funny joker game

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire so heres you ideal play
you want a mime,brainstorm,you want to get rid of everything thats not baron build related (you'll get rid of drivers license for example)
you want to get red seals,deaths and hanged man and devils for economymaxxing

[wide trail]

There ironically isn't a banana joker in balatro

[lost kindle]

oh.

[low hornet]

there is

[lost kindle]

dawg i let my sister continue a lucky cat build in balatro once

[low hornet]

my banana

[lost kindle]

she dies

[rugged spire]

i GOT MINE

[wide trail]

No

[lost kindle]

hi banana

[rugged spire]

what do i swap out for mime

drivers lisence?

[pastel thunder]

maybe your teacher is dr spectre

[marsh raptor]

Nice

[low hornet]

ohh you want a proof of my BANANA?

[marsh raptor]

very nice

[wide trail]

W now sell driver license

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire sell drivers license

[wide trail]

No

[rugged spire]

and in the ideal world

am i blueprinting baron or mime

for the highest score

[marsh raptor]

that will depend

[wide trail]

Baron

[marsh raptor]

it varies if you have red seals and depends on the amoun tof

blueprints and brainstorms

[wide trail]

You brainstorm mime never blueprint mime

[marsh raptor]

you do blueprint mime

if you have gold seals

for econmaxxing

@rugged spire sell card sharp,matador and oops all 6
you dont want to see copies of those

to maximize showman you only want to keep jokers you want to copy

[rugged spire]

wtf

i hit a

1.97 e?

what thef uck is an e

LOL

[marsh raptor]

exponent

[vast oracle]

Hey

Who

[marsh raptor]

after you reach e,this means your mult is 10 powers

[vast oracle]

Are u

[marsh raptor]

10^x

[rugged spire]

i got

steel joker

[rugged spire]

hi

[marsh raptor]

send screenshot

[fringe light]

did someone say e?

[marsh raptor]

steel joker is useless

[fringe light]

pretty much this si sientific notation

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire you only want more blueprints and brainstorms for a majority of the time from now on

[vast oracle]

Can I get an advice for Advanced rounds

[rugged spire]

idk

ask everyone else

[marsh raptor]

also always remember to copy perkeo with blueprint

[fringe light]

for example, 900000 is 9x10 to the power of 5

[wide trail]

Yeah pretty much good do not sell anything besides maybe dna if you get enough kings

[vast oracle]

Oh so why don't u be anyone else

Nvm

[marsh raptor]

dna will be sold after the deck is fixed enough
ante12 is still early

@wide trail i'd suggest you copy gold cards you have
you want to have a lot of money

[vast oracle]

Give me a pro gamer advice

[marsh raptor]

advice would depend on your deck

[rugged spire]

great

[vast oracle]

OK let's say I'm a flush user

[wide trail]

I mean I don't have much advice to give you, none that you don't already know because this is the biggest troll ever lmao

[small wigeon]

SHORTCUT IS THE BEST JOKER

[marsh raptor]

also sell these three
showman lets you see copies of them which you dont want

[small wigeon]

Only thing that might be better is 4 fingers

[marsh raptor]

if you have ancient joker,keep your suits as even as possible
if you were to deckfix,delete from different suits unless one has a lot

[round garnet]

i just lost a free win to the plant

[rugged spire]

so

[pallid sapphire]

another victim

[rugged spire]

sell the useless negative jokers?

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire

[keen perch]

theres a chance

[marsh raptor]

sell these 3

[rugged spire]

cold sharp is good no?

[wide trail]

DON'T SELL THEM FYM

[rugged spire]

x3

[marsh raptor]

its no longer good

[wide trail]

DON'T SELL

[marsh raptor]

you want baron related cards

[pallid sapphire]

there's no point selling the negative jokers cause they don't take any slots

[marsh raptor]

showman will let him see them,he doesnt need to see them

[marsh raptor]

showman lets him see those

he needs to see more barons/mimes/blueprints

they are less than useless

[pallid sapphire]

he can see them anyway even if you didn't have them

[wide trail]

Dawg that tribadour is literally the reason you can get more kings in your hand which allows baron to do it's thing + why would you sell negatives

[marsh raptor]

no

thats the entire point of showman

[vast oracle]

I shape my deck 24/7

[spiral ridge]

Are y'all stupid

[marsh raptor]

he wants to more see good stuff that he already has

[spiral ridge]

Why would he sell the negatives

[pallid sapphire]

I don't recall showman ever buffing the chance of jokers to appear if you have them

[wide trail]

Ursus ong if you sell those negatives you're trolling

[spiral ridge]

Like y'all are straight up stupid

[pallid sapphire]

All showman does is let you see them again despite having them

[wide trail]

Ursus do NOT sell any jokers

[vast oracle]

Blueprint is good

[spiral ridge]

He has the same chances to see those jokers than other jokers

[wide trail]

Yeah no crap

[marsh raptor]

if he didnt have a showman,he would never see an oops all 6 in his entire life

[spiral ridge]

SO ???

[marsh raptor]

yeah and you dont want that

[spiral ridge]

If he sells 6

What does that do

[marsh raptor]

if you dont have a showman you are not going to see them

[spiral ridge]

Remove 6 from the pool?

NO

[marsh raptor]

this just worsens his odds of seeing another blueprint

[pallid sapphire]

which literally doesn't matter cause you can still see them anyway even if you sold them

[spiral ridge]

You're actually trolling

[rugged spire]

should i get heiroglyph?

[low hornet]

sell negative showman

[rugged spire]

would that help me scale more

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play portuguese and speaks balatro??!?

[pallid sapphire]

Having a blueprint and a showman doesn't make blueprint more likely to appear

[wide trail]

Wait is that one baiter the one who's giving bad advice?

[pallid sapphire]

idk maybe

[pallid sapphire]

I don't really notice who's who in this server

[wide trail]

Bro just block him

[keen perch]

ONE ROLL LEFT

PLEASE

I BEG

[wide trail]

Just block him lmao he's a bait

[pallid sapphire]

who, chemicus?

lmao

[wide trail]

@rugged spire do not sell

[wide trail]

Yeah lol

[keen perch]

FUCK

[low hornet]

sell

[buoyant orbit]

a green joker would be very funny

[pallid sapphire]

Oh huh I thought he was kinda alright like a few hours ago

[rugged spire]

oki

[pallid sapphire]

moment

[rugged spire]

do i get heiroglpyh

to give me those 3 extra rounds of safety

[low hornet]

dont trust someone who cant play campire

sell

sell everything

[pallid sapphire]

TRUE

[keen perch]

like a hundred rolls and no bean 😭

[wide trail]

Oh nah you evil 🙏

[keen perch]

hundred is generous, it was really more like 85

[wide trail]

You evil fr

[low hornet]

dont trust someone who can't play obelisks and other underrated cards

[wide trail]

Menace to society

[rugged spire]

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DO I TAKEEEEEEEE

[wide trail]

Actual menace

[marsh raptor]

you were literally telling him to sell dna when he had drivers license like 10 minutes ago lmao

[wide trail]

HOW BIG IS YOUR HAND SIZE

[keen perch]

yeah once you beat the big blind take it

[marsh raptor]

also you should get a burglar

[wide trail]

Idk if you take cuz you'd have 3 hands and Idk how big the hand size is

[marsh raptor]

hieroglpy gives -1 hand,not -1 hand size

oh mb

mb bro

[marsh raptor]

whats your hand size btw

[low hornet]

is that an observatory run

[marsh raptor]

yes

[rugged spire]

i found on yeah

didnt know hwo to use it tho

[low hornet]

then you need to scale so you should get it

[marsh raptor]

brainstorm would be really good here

[rugged spire]

YES

RED SEAL

[marsh raptor]

for 3 copies a round

[rugged spire]

FINALLY

[open rover]

once i finish balatro is it a sign to gamble irl

[marsh raptor]

nice

[low hornet]

also what does six oops do there

[wide trail]

But it wasn't your first time discovering it

So how did you not know?

[marsh raptor]

he may have bought it before and didnt know how it worked

[low hornet]

u playing high card?

[marsh raptor]

baron build so yes

[rugged spire]

i used the unlock thing

i got really lazy

[wide trail]

Oh

[rugged spire]

and just unlocked all the cards

i saw all these people getting nane inf or smth?

[marsh raptor]

oh

[rugged spire]

and wanted the cards

[marsh raptor]

oooh

ooooooh

[wide trail]

Well, just focus on getting more kings and upgrading your kings tbh

[marsh raptor]

@rugged spire have blueprint copy dna for whenever you see that red seal at the start of the round

you want as many copies of red seal as possible

you can also save your deaths to get more red sealed steel/gold kings

[low hornet]

just do what the streamer did in that seeded run

[rugged spire]

is this enough

XDDD

[icy onyx]

How does the stuntman hand bug work I know about the bean but how stuntman

[wide trail]

Put print on baron after every dna

[rugged spire]

UM GUYS

SHIT

[wide trail]

And then put it back on perkeo after shop

[rugged spire]

I DIDNT NOTICE THE BOSS BLIND

debuff all..

face

[buoyant orbit]

u can geat it

with the popwer of faith

[rugged spire]

NVM

[wide trail]

Yep, exactly why I said don't sell the baseball. Wouldn't of mattered anyway, just needed the director's cut

[rugged spire]

I HAD THE BOSS SWAP

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238529097618030795/1261501756127576156/image0-1-1-1.gif

[wide trail]

Nice

[rugged spire]

we good

[solemn sand]

It took THREE weeks but I FINALLY won my FIRST game

[rugged spire]

wow

wp

[wide trail]

First game in 3 weeks is crazy work

[candid bough]

3 weeks is crazy but good job bro 😭

[deep raven]

You new to these types of games?

[wide trail]

I started like 4 weeks ago and I've already gotten 94% collection

[solemn sand]

No just super unlucky

[icy onyx]

Crazzy

[buoyant orbit]

real

i got extra large blind when i could barely make 150k

[deep raven]

Usually I get 1-3 winning games a day, depending on how much I play

[icy onyx]

I completed gold stake on the 3rd day bro😂

[buoyant orbit]

like tons of times

[solemn sand]

Wait, did I say three weeks? I meant three days dammit

[deep raven]

I think my high score so far is 26e

[icy onyx]

Nan inf but actually not counted

[deep raven]

On the stake just before gold stake

Also I didn't know you could unlock jokers by doing challenges, so for the first 3 weeks, I've been playing without brainstorm, invis joker and a couple of other strong ones.

[royal zenith]

lol yea it took me a bit to realize i hadn’t unlocked the cool jokers

[final delta]

anyone need some negative copys

[pallid sapphire]

wait what, since when can you unlock jokers doing challenges

[pallid sapphire]

W

[frail stirrup]

What's the highest score it can count

[buoyant orbit]

naneinf

[pallid sapphire]

e308

iirc

[deep raven]

Since forever, I forgot how I unlocked brain storm, but I unlocked invisible joker by beating the game with 1 empty joker slot

[pallid sapphire]

on a challenge deck?

[deep raven]

I think you have to always have 1 open one, so that's what I did, but maybe you can just sell a econ joker before the boss blind

No, I meant achievements

[frail stirrup]

1.80e308 apparently

[pallid sapphire]

nice

[graceful ermine]

i need help with mods

[icy onyx]

I got nan inf but my game crashed and I couldn't play anymore hands so I had to restart the run

[deep raven]

I had a deck that could have reached that, I got to e26 I think, but I made the mistake of burning to much cards and relying on glass

[pastel hornet]

I have a flush 5 build ; what should I do chat

[icy onyx]

I lost to crimson heart trying the stuntman bug cuz I didn't know the order 😭😭