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zenith owl
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It's my job

indigo hatch
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Goodnight andy

buoyant orbit
zenith owl
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Gotta get the bread

buoyant orbit
zenith owl
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Yeah and I am giving you hands in return

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Hands score

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Discards do not

indigo hatch
buoyant orbit
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Id love to have andy as my legal name

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Okay it is time for me to sleep

indigo hatch
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Gn

zenith owl
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Cool I will steal them then

buoyant orbit
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I have to bake a 3 floor cake in te morning

zenith owl
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When merry sleeps

buoyant orbit
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Goodnight jimbo

indigo hatch
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Goodnight

buoyant orbit
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Fine

indigo hatch
buoyant orbit
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Take my discards as gratitude for saving my run

zenith owl
buoyant orbit
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I will ask for them in return in aproximately 6 hours

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Okay goodnight now

weary ermine
zenith owl
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You won't have them tho

indigo hatch
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It's me guys

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Look

zenith owl
indigo hatch
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Fuck off

zenith owl
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You are a bad parent

indigo hatch
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Bro

weary ermine
zenith owl
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Look where I ended up because of you

indigo hatch
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Exactly

indigo hatch
zenith owl
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I am now a thief

indigo hatch
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You ran away

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You ran away from me

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I raised every other joker

zenith owl
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Yeah because you treated blueprint better than me

indigo hatch
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But you decided you were too good for me

zenith owl
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HELL you even treated A FUCKING CAMPFIRE better than me

indigo hatch
indigo hatch
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He was burning me

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So I made him rare

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But he sucks ass

zenith owl
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Doesn't matter anymore bro

weary ermine
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I wonder where the spectral cards came from

indigo hatch
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He made themall

red hamlet
zenith owl
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@indigo hatch Show man hates you

weary ermine
indigo hatch
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He died in a car crash

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Idiot

zenith owl
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Nah he is in a coma

indigo hatch
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He's dead

weary ermine
indigo hatch
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He was pronounced dead 10 days ago

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rip showman

zenith owl
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I am eternal

indigo hatch
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Rest in piss forever miss

zenith owl
weary ermine
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I don’t even have chance for eternal jokers yet! How are they appearing?

round garnet
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i raised this child

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indigo hatch
zenith owl
indigo hatch
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Wee wee

round garnet
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amazing

zenith owl
lethal owl
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This some peak

weary ermine
lethal owl
zenith owl
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You are a bad father @indigo hatch

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Who is my mom

weary ermine
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I’m stuck on white stake

zenith owl
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I don't even know

indigo hatch
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I am local thunk

weary ermine
indigo hatch
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Is there even a joker that looks like a girl

zenith owl
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149 kids

indigo hatch
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Well

zenith owl
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Don't you think you were being irresponsible? @indigo hatch

indigo hatch
zenith owl
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Bro

indigo hatch
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Jk lmao

zenith owl
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He is your kid

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Wtf

indigo hatch
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He ain't my kid

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Legendarys are adopted

zenith owl
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Yes he is

indigo hatch
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Well

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NO THATS WORSE

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Fuck uhh

weary ermine
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PDF file alert @indigo hatch

indigo hatch
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SPINNING JUMBO THAT MAKES YOU FORGET YOUR MEMORIES FROM THE PAST MINUTE

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It did

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Trust me it did

zenith owl
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I caught you in 4k

indigo hatch
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Proof?

weary ermine
indigo hatch
zenith owl
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He is a terrible father

indigo hatch
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Dude i didn't give birth to them

worn gust
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Alr hear me out

weary ermine
indigo hatch
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They were already there

zenith owl
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Even Dna

worn gust
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Yes i am

indigo hatch
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I didn't give birth to all the jokers

zenith owl
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A FUCKING DNA

indigo hatch
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Like for example

hasty phoenix
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Guys chill out

indigo hatch
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Supernova

vivid island
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Finally got my Final Gold Sticker

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worn gust
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Yes

zenith owl
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Ahh

indigo hatch
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Good job thonk

zenith owl
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He is a mod

indigo hatch
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1010 cool

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Hey

hasty phoenix
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Hello

zenith owl
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Bro got banned

worn gust
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I think the man got banned

indigo hatch
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Did he

zenith owl
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Sploonfan got banned

worn gust
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Ggs

zenith owl
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All his messages went poof

indigo hatch
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@split tusk

hasty phoenix
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Yes he got banned

indigo hatch
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HES STILLL HERE

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HES STILL HERE

calm mural
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Oh my god, its the real jimbo balatro

indigo hatch
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FUCK OFF MODS NEVER BAN SPOOOH Fn

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KEP HIM

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ILL SACRIFICE FOR HIM

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PLSEZZE

round garnet
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what did he do lmao

indigo hatch
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Please I'm the mascot

hasty phoenix
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You will join him

indigo hatch
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He said fuck off to a mod

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I'm jimbo

inland canyon
indigo hatch
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The jimbothy

zenith owl
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What

worn gust
indigo hatch
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Jimbothy latro

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Please

zenith owl
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I am getting automodded and jimbo isn't

indigo hatch
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Fuck diddly fuck fuck

calm mural
worn gust
red hamlet
worn gust
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Better than burglar ||not real i love burglar||

calm mural
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Eternal jimbo

zenith owl
worn gust
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For the fun

zenith owl
hasty phoenix
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Jimbo is not to powerful for a timeout

worn gust
hasty phoenix
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Any as I was saying before just chill out with your behaviour and the way you guys are treating people

zenith owl
worn gust
hasty phoenix
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No

zenith owl
worn gust
zenith owl
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I will just steal them then

worn gust
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Pareidolia + canio<<<< yorick + burglar

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The perfect couple

red hamlet
calm mural
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Ride the bus + triboulet

red hamlet
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doomed yuri

zenith owl
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Chicot + bosses

red hamlet
zenith owl
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Chicot is the wife beater

red hamlet
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🗿

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canonically, he slapped the king's cheeks

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and got out of punishment by saying he mistook him for the queen

zenith owl
red hamlet
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no wait that's tribster

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chicot was able to talk to the king wihtout any formalities

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he was also skilled with a blade and had an active military life

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only jester to do so

brave saddle
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what if

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i pivot from flush five to baron mime

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i think im gonna do that cuz y not

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pivot it is

red hamlet
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@hasty phoenix did this guy just make an alt lmfao

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hasty phoenix
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Yeah his main about to be banned aswell

digital tusk
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should i be using supernova? i've been ignoring it for now

red hamlet
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it's pretty good

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more restrictive than green joker or bus since it's specific hands but you get to use the discards

hasty phoenix
red hamlet
hasty phoenix
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Now I want to sit watching welcome channel and get him before he can say a message

digital tusk
red hamlet
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lmfao

cobalt python
hasty phoenix
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Had another guy make 4 accounts to try and evade

red hamlet
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made an alt to evade a timeout

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just overall a dickhead in the first place

hasty phoenix
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Which is a instant ban

brave saddle
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new hs yay

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red hamlet
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now make them steels

digital tusk
hasty phoenix
digital tusk
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how do you get so many cards in hand?

hasty phoenix
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The serpent

red hamlet
hasty phoenix
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Read the tool tip in top left

cobalt python
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mods just hate fun... banned their own mascot...

digital tusk
hasty phoenix
weary ermine
primal grove
red hamlet
red hamlet
brave saddle
brave saddle
red hamlet
cobalt python
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shouldn't there be one more bp on mime

red hamlet
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no cause red seal

brave saddle
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time to turn em all into uhhhh steal

red hamlet
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2 bp on mime makes e123

brave saddle
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stealer

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Just... One more Ectoplasm...

tiny oracle
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guys is it possible to make it so that the pants and supernova joker act before the 2 xmult jokers on the right?

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brave saddle
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guess how many steel cards i have

red hamlet
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no

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Those jokers specificially actives on cards

tardy cloud
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What's the reverse of Claustrophobia where I'm afraid of Large, open, exposed spaces ?

red hamlet
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agoraphobia

tardy cloud
red hamlet
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it's more of a general thing

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open areas, enclosed spaces, crowds etc

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places where there isn't an easy way out

digital quiver
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praying for bootstrap bull🙏

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tiny oracle
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guys what achievements is there for going over ante 8?

red hamlet
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voucher for hitting 12

lethal owl
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I finally won on blue stake with spectral deck

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To unlock the plasma deck

digital tusk
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i think this is my perhaps most handed to win. i can play whatever as long as its a face card

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lethal owl
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Holy

red hamlet
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average photochad moment

lethal owl
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Idk one good run that got me black stake won was this

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Its the Game over but i got to ante 10 atleast

pastel hornet
digital tusk
lethal owl
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Anyways good nigth guys
Balatro maked My day way more fun
Hope You all win
And fuck the plant and mark(boss blinds)

round garnet
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real

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the plant sucks

red hamlet
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the humble chicot is here

glossy raptor
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Hi guys I'm new to balatro so I made a discord account to get some help

digital tusk
glossy raptor
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Thanks

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Wait why is chicot here lol

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Guys I started 4 days ago is e42 good?

hasty phoenix
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Bye jimbo

glossy raptor
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The guy from the tutorial?

red hamlet
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least obvious alt

glossy raptor
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I'm confused sorry

hasty phoenix
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He is using a photo he posted like 2 hours ago

glossy raptor
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??

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Found this meme on reddit

digital quiver
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was playing flush 5 king of hearts 💀

digital tusk
timber lantern
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in this situation should i have skipped ancient joker? (i had around 30 diamonds)

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digital quiver
red hamlet
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since it doesn't work like idol

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it'll target hearts even if your deck is all spades

strong rose
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ALEEB very silly

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canio literally doing nothing

round flare
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is this shit even possible?

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round garnet
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is 14 fps even possible?>

round flare
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yes

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and i think its pretty normal

round garnet
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does it dip when screenshotting or is it actually 14 fps

round flare
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considering my phone is low end

red hamlet
round flare
red hamlet
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Either way

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it's modded so

round flare
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yeah its modded

red hamlet
round flare
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:'u

round garnet
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baron at home

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digital tusk
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the trio.

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solar portal
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the nonuplets

knotty haven
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well this was fun while it lasted

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shy latch
knotty haven
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yeah found runner first shop so just played straights lol, plasma is one of my last gold stakes and i have no idea how to clear it lol

shy latch
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Basically just

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Chips

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Chips chips chips

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If you get a good mult you can pivot to mult

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And win

knotty haven
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yeah just couldnt find any xmult in the shop lol

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i'm pretty sure you can win on lower stakes with just chips, i guess you could in theory on purple but idk how

shy latch
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LMAO

knotty haven
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yeah 1800 chips is 400k

amber torrent
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why do i never get perkeo or trib

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its always fucking chicot or yorick

round garnet
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baron at home run ended

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o7

amber torrent
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bootleg baron

steep elm
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yall fw spectral deck

knotty haven
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heavy

steep elm
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i fw you vro

knotty haven
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yu too twin

red hamlet
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spectral schmetral

strong rose
shy latch
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Hi

red hamlet
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imagine

shy latch
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Last run I got brainstorm blueprint and triboulet in ante one unseeded

brave saddle
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3 natnegs in 7 rerolls???

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shy latch
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It was absolutely broken

shy latch
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Bro has negative luck

brave saddle
shy latch
brave saddle
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ecto where? ecto where? ecto where?

shy latch
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I require the plasms

next sinew
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out of interest, why does Vampire decrease in selling value the more mult it gains?

tough storm
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chat look!

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shy latch
red hamlet
brave saddle
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neg wrath joker carrying the whole run

shy latch
tough storm
next sinew
red hamlet
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sale value is directly tied to purchase value

tough storm
red hamlet
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it's why sale vouchers nerf temperance

next sinew
brave saddle
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IS A NATURAL NEGATIVE BURGLAR TOO MUCH TO ASK

red hamlet
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🗿

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bro

brave saddle
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-# yes

red hamlet
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my luck in balatro

shy latch
red hamlet
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tranferred to league

brave saddle
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-# yes it us

red hamlet
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sadroll why ma i in a silver/gold lobby

shy latch
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-# balatro

brave saddle
red hamlet
shy latch
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Testosterone

red hamlet
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both gifs

shy latch
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Haha

red hamlet
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are from teh same moment

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it's the same cards

shy latch
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I said it before you

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Get cooked

brave saddle
red hamlet
brave saddle
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what if you

shy latch
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Wait

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The fuck

brave saddle
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strengthen it again

red hamlet
shy latch
red hamlet
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ok, it's a remake

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peak

primal grove
shy latch
red hamlet
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bibinos

shy latch
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Balatro

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Me when the balatro

grand dune
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Riff-Raff the GOAT:

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Weeee:

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brave saddle
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atleast i die on round 69

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hehehehegheheghehehhehrheheg

wide cradle
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nice

grand dune
brave saddle
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turtle bean > brainstorm

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couldve gotten naneinf if it werent for that meddling burgler

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(he was 1 ante too late)

grand dune
brave saddle
brave saddle
grand dune
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I bought the antimatter voucher, should I let Riff-Raff cook, or buy this bloodstone?

brave saddle
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hahahaAhhahahahahHahhaahHAHAHGAGAGGAGAGAGHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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dies of wee joker

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ok time for another hs run

grand dune
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Yummy:

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calm mural
fringe light
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i no hit+parry only gabriel apostate of hate

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my head hurts

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time to do that on brutal now

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jk

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jk

pulsar epoch
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I thought this was Balatro server when the skibidi frick did it become the New Blood server

fringe light
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mb pal

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i no hit+parry only the big blind in ante 6

pulsar epoch
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Nah it’s good, nice one on gabe btw

fringe light
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tbf i only did it on violent

pulsar epoch
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You gonna try do Minos?

fringe light
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i need to do brutal now

fringe light
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p rank is just

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eh

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because then i get sisphyus

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then i want to commit die

pulsar epoch
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I stayed up til Midnight trying to beat him and then I P ranked him on accident

grand dune
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Oh... The temptation:

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fringe light
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bruh

fringe light
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i might have to delete that blueprint

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jk

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joking

pulsar epoch
fringe light
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JOKING

fringe light
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what he said

pulsar epoch
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I’m stuck on purple stake for the checkered deck atm

fringe light
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im stuck on black deck gold

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actually

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ima take a break from ultrakill and do asome balatro

pulsar epoch
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I think I might dislike 4-3 more than P-1

red hamlet
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am slowly going through erratic

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currently playing leauge trying to destress

pulsar epoch
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I have no idea why but I hate 4-3

red hamlet
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but riot ifs fucking me over with mathcmaking

fringe light
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i can only a rank because v2 is so annoying

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so fucking annoying

pulsar epoch
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Dude I’ll be lucky to even get to V2

fringe light
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ghosted deck gold stake

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lets go pals

pulsar epoch
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I’m replaying the whole game on Violent atm

fringe light
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should i do a flush heavy or foak heavy

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flush heavy'

pulsar epoch
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What’s a foak

fringe light
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five of a kind

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and also

pulsar epoch
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Ohhhhh

fringe light
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look at this beuty

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$60 on ante 2 shop

pulsar epoch
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Mf are you Mr Beast

timid geyser
solar portal
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helloooo

pulsar epoch
solar portal
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onyx agate i think

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something like that

fringe light
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oooooh

timid geyser
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yea

fringe light
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polychrome the duo

pulsar epoch
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That’s for getting 30 Clubs right?

solar portal
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yessir

pulsar epoch
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What does it do?

solar portal
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+7 mult whenever u play a club

pulsar epoch
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That seems marginally better than most of the others

solar portal
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i think it might be the worst of the 4 stone jokers personally

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or at least the least interesting

red hamlet
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anyone wanna trade luck

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warning, it comes with insane amounts of depression

pulsar epoch
solar portal
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rough gem is the last one i unlocked

grand dune
fringe light
red hamlet
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but i need someone to just take it

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so i can enjoy life for a single second

tardy cloud
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Is Jimbo a good guy or a bad guy ?

fringe light
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because i just rerolled 5 times and got the best one being a fortune teller

solar portal
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bad guy

fringe light
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so i need it

tardy cloud
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Like, in game he's friendly but in the ad he seems kinda intimidating

red hamlet
solar portal
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read mr bone's description

fringe light
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

solar portal
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it says it saves you from DEATH

red hamlet
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and this is the lobby i'm being put in

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solar portal
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if you lose jimbo kills you

fringe light
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ggs

red hamlet
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why the fuck

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am i as a bronze 2

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in a silver/gold lobby

tardy cloud
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But he says you're in the same boat

fringe light
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yup

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thats wraps

tardy cloud
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If you die, doesn't he also die ?

solar portal
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he's a liar do not fall for his tricks

red hamlet
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jimbo is a wanekr

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won't give me scaling jokers

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i had to cheat to get blue deck on gold stake because all i kept getting is chip jokers

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not even scaling ones

solar portal
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how do u even cheat on balatro

tardy cloud
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Ironically Jimbo's original joker card is probably the card I've seen the least in the entire game

red hamlet
solar portal
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oh but then what's the point

red hamlet
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I'd rather not slam my head on my desk for 2 weeks trying to get a joker that scales

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and isn't just chips

solar portal
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i get brainstorm often but very rarely blueprint

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actually i think the joker i see the least is space joker

fringe light
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i hate psychic bro😭

tardy cloud
solar portal
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wow nat?

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or from a skip

tardy cloud
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Naturally

solar portal
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wowww

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i saw somebody get a negative juggler today and got one myself

grand dune
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Fellas... Which do you think the invisible joker will duplicate?

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fringe light
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hmmmm

tardy cloud
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Too bad the most use it ever got was copying blue joker

solar portal
lament panther
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Riff rafd

bitter rapids
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Cavendish.

grand dune
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Let's find out

tardy cloud
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Green joker

bitter rapids
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Meanwhile in my game... Yo, Rick!

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solar portal
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one of these is not like the otherrs

tardy cloud
solar portal
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merry andy

tardy cloud
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I have not unlocked that one

grand dune
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I'm dead

solar portal
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+3 discard -1 handsize

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it's from the speedrunner achievement i believe

grand dune
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Bruhh

solar portal
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nobody guessed right

tardy cloud
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Chips

lament panther
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Unlucky

tardy cloud
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Chips is not bad

red hamlet
grand dune
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I could try again

lament panther
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I was hoping it'd be riff raff lol

red hamlet
solar portal
red hamlet
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why even try to play at that point

grand dune
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I'll sell the blue joker

lament panther
grand dune
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Fair enough

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Double greenies

lament panther
grand dune
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I could try something else

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Like selling blueprint, lol

red hamlet
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how about you just give me your money

shy latch
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Balatro

strong rose
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how do i blue stake

solar portal
round garnet
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playing blue stake rn

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locking in

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what deck r u playing?

solar portal
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when you're just playing for fun and realize your luck is crazy and the run has potential

strong rose
grand dune
round garnet
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alr

digital tusk
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t- thanks game i guess?

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yes it works

round garnet
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i just got a riff-raff start this is my chance

grand dune
# grand dune

Honestly, I could've one-shot this blind if I kept the Wee Joker

round garnet
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i think ill finally win

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shy latch
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Guys

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Balatro is the best game ever

bitter rapids
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It's certainly up there.

solar portal
grand dune
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It's the worst... Because it's the best

round garnet
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blue

red hamlet
solar portal
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ride is so good on abandoned

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please consume my propaganda

grand dune
solar portal
grand dune
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In league, ur at the mercy of your stupid team, or a better enemy team

red hamlet
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it's all fucking troughs for me

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and league matchmaking is putting me in lobbies i don't belong in

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not even in a funny streamer way

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where i get to shit stomp newbies

timid geyser
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GG i got the juggler for the sticker lmaoo stencil was doing the heavy work

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solar portal
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congrats

grand dune
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League also deteriorates your morale so much, to the point where you harbor the same bitterness as those fools

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Talk about being brought down to their level

timid geyser
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@grand dune i was using you last few rounds, green joker and you mr stencil go crazy together

red hamlet
grand dune
red hamlet
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i'm just mad i'm not being put consistnetly into bronze/silver lobbies

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where i actually belong

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and can do fine for that skill level

grand dune
red hamlet
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that's a big word

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stupid puppy doesn't understand big words

grand dune
#

I mean you're mature

fringe light
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i just fucking died to the wall 😭

grand dune
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Moreso than most of the community there

red hamlet
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The way I actually feel about this cannot be in said in this server

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because i'll immedaitely get banned for breaking tos

fringe light
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o h

grand dune
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The worst part about league is their almost non-existent report system

lament panther
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League is peak (i got an amumu ksante bot and lost 34 lp)

grand dune
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You can say slurs, feed and throw like there's no tomorrow, and nothing happens

red hamlet
#

uh

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you literally get cahtbanned for slurs as soon as you say them lmfao

strong rose
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kill me

fringe light
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buh

grand dune
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But when your pc crashes, or there's a blackout, or you just don't wanna associate yourself with your garbage team, all of a sudden their leavebuster kicks in, and you get low prio

fringe light
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flush build!111!!!!!!1!1

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1

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my guy

lament panther
red hamlet
#

like

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I literally get more ranked-like matchmaking in normals

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than in ranked

zealous tendon
red hamlet
#

that's like playing r6 siege as a silver
going into casual
getting a full silver lobby

then you go play ranked
and you're upa gainst plats

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maybe not

grand dune
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He was never banned

red hamlet
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say it

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like a goober

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you really didn't have to just drop it there

strong rose
lament panther
grand dune
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I'm just saying that league shouldn't have stayed afloat for this long for how much neglect they've been giving this game

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Meanwhile other games and projects are getting better treatment that it

lament panther
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Alteast they brought hextech chests back 💔

red hamlet
#

yeah mna, valorant is getting such a good treatment

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aside form the fact that every match you're blasted with eye cancer

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less visual clarity than an lsd trip

grand dune
#

Or strobe light effect giving kids seizures

pulsar epoch
grand dune
red hamlet
zealous tendon
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(yes, I am aware)

grand dune
#

I won't say anything foul here, don't worry

red hamlet
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mfw you already did

zealous tendon
grand dune
#

It was censored, and I was paraphrasing someone else

red hamlet
grand dune
#

I'll delete it tho if you want

pulsar epoch
zealous tendon
#

yeaahhhhh I deleted it for you

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please avoid doing so next time, even if it is a quote

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(don't worry, it's completely understandable)

grand dune
#

Thank you, sir

grand dune
timid geyser
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nice seed bruh, why am i so lucky

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grand dune
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Does anyone want my last game's seed?

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T2X2JD5J

timid geyser
dusty hamlet
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can u stop fucking around

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grand dune
bitter rapids
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Update: Yo, yo, yo, Rick! xD

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grand dune
#

Alas, poor Yorick & Yorick

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Everyone just loves that ride the bus, lol

bitter rapids
#

The bus is life.

digital tusk
#

so umm that wasn't close at all

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cursive kernel
grand dune
cursive kernel
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+mult doesnt really matter towads the ends of games

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imo

bitter rapids
cursive kernel
#

it just loses value if you can build a crazy glass card re trigger deck

grand dune
#

With Xmult tho, you need alot of prep time with it

bitter rapids
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Bus was one of my first Jokers of this run, so it's currently at +42. Constellation is x4.3, and the Ricks are x12.

dusty hamlet
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ive got a decent few lucky cards... is it worth it

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bitter rapids
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I'm guaranteed to die soon on this run, but it's only Blue Stake so I've already gotten what I wanted out of it.

dusty hamlet
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nah prob not

fiery elbow
#

omg///

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fringe light
#

lets go chat

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i beat kocmoc after 1.6M attempts

round garnet
fringe light
round garnet
#

next stake now 🔥

fringe light
#

ima try the hardest one in existance

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black dec gold stake

icy grove
#

Managed to get to ante 11 on Gold stake with this set
The first six I used gave a hex so I took a gamble on that 33 percent chance and landed it on the madness, was cruising through the blinds then I got a ectoplasm on the third six
But if I didn't take that reroll joker as soon as I found him I would have had a eternal blueprint and been able to smash ante 12 ;w;

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solar portal
fringe light
#

oh

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kk

solar portal
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just try to get good mult early game and you'll be okay

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if you get bad shops early game with black deck you're done

bitter rapids
#

Yup, RIP on Ante 12 as expected. Fun run, though.

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obtuse elbow
#

this seed lol

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icy grove
chrome plume
#

i rly wanna be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅

chrome plume
chrome plume
obtuse elbow
#

sure

silent oracle
#

anyone have the balatro multiplayer mod

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anyone wanna play

ashen cedar
#

Are seeded runs the exact same for PC and mobile, I was trying a certain seed and it wasn't working

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Was trying the ante 1 perkeo seed

worn gust
#

Cloud 9 build 🙏

rough flint
#

Where do I go to report a (very likely) scammer?

#

Actually, nvm.
It's probably not a scammer.

brave saddle
brave saddle
obtuse elbow
fading arrow
#

i feel completed (unseeded)

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#

i sold everything trying to get the tribe but uh, didnt work out

lunar kiln
pallid sapphire
#

Monolith challenge down, and it should be pretty obvious why I wasn't impressed by the obelisk

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odd dock
carmine river
odd dock
carmine river
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Splendid

odd dock
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should i take it

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or nah

carmine river
#

Yeah duh?

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It's cryptid

#

Unless you absolutely need death to the point you can't risk anything else

#

You're on ante 12 bro

brave saddle
#

"the worst thing she can say is no"
Her:

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limber moth
#

What?

brisk bone
#

i never seem to make it beyond ante 12

#

pretty njce and run tho

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brave saddle
#

nvm
couldve been worse

slim junco
#

I fucked up with ectoplasm and still managed to win a run lol shoutout to my homie high card

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bleak wyvern
#

any one has cryptid discord server??

royal zenith
#

Guys idk if i can beat ante 8

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trim pilot
#

ill be damned

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primal grove
# lunar kiln

holy shit double hanged man
the pinnacle of deck thinning

zenith owl
silent helm
#

Does anyone know if i buy the game on steam, if i can download it on my iphone or something

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like free or do i also need to buy it there

slim junco
random tendon
ancient harness
round garnet
vast oracle
chrome plume
fallen cave
#

Can't wait to gamble. I'm literally shaking that's called dedication

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primal grove
fallen cave
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Aww dangit

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final delta
#

anyone need some consumables copied

trim pilot
lost kindle
final delta
lost kindle
trim pilot
pallid sapphire
#

I ALMOST BEAT INFLATION BUT I GOT VIOLET VESSELED

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NOOOOOOOO

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CERTIFICATE BETRAYED ME

lost kindle
#

me when violet vessel (i only cross them in naneinf seeded runs)

pallid sapphire
#

On that note, I love baseball card

lost kindle
final delta
#

guys guys guys imma be in ur next runs

finite phoenix
lost kindle
#

participation award

pallid sapphire
#

backup in case planted

#

trust

lost kindle
#

its just happy to be there atp

wild lily
#

sup

chrome plume
#

oh yea what if i drag my hand size to 0?

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what happens then

brisk bone
wild lily
#

instantly

finite phoenix
#

yes

lost kindle
#

its like

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building a house

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w no bricks

chrome plume
#

lol

solar portal
#

im going thru the worst balatro straight run ever

#

this is my one bad day by the end of this im gonna turn into joker

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im on ante 4... i hit 6 STRAIGHTS

ruby tide
solar portal
#

what did the straights do to you 😔

ruby tide
#

be straight

solar portal
#

oh my god this run was built on an ancient mayan burial ground im not even gonna finish itg

#

if i went for a full house build this would've been the luckiest run ever but alas

small wigeon
#

SHORTCUT IS GOATED

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BEST JOKER

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along with 4 fingers

lost kindle
#

4 fingers?

royal zenith
#

If you can’t afford a rental at the end of a round, does it debuff itself for the next round or does it just send you into debt?

solemn elm
royal zenith
#

Alr

zenith owl
#

Well it was a fun run

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zinc gust
#

photochad

zenith owl
#

Yeah

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I really need to stop using photochad

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It's becoming a problem now

#

Trousers were on 72+ mult

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And the polychrome

timber sierra
#

@zenith owl @lost kindle if we're the writing on the wall WHO'S WRITING

solemn elm
lost kindle
#

who said i can write 💔

zenith owl
solemn elm
# zenith owl What

trousers should've been to the right of supernova because it's poly, and photo should've been to the right of smiley

barren ruin
pallid sapphire
#

I'm ngl, even though I breathe a sigh of relief when photochad appears, I don't actually like it

pastel thunder
devout thunder
#

I like Chad

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Lucky Chad and Gold Seal Chad

lost kindle
#

red seal chad

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+lucky

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+oops al 6s

pastel thunder
barren ruin
devout thunder
#

I would rather have gold seal lucky than red seal lucky with Chad

lost kindle
pastel thunder
lost kindle
charred locust
#

how it feels to be on ugandan knuckles while everyb else is on jake paul

pastel thunder
#

golden red seals fire

barren ruin
devout thunder
#

What do you think gold seal does

pastel thunder
lost kindle
charred locust
#

gold seal lucky and hanging chad is guaranteed 18 dollars

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and if you get the 1 in 20 it's 38

pastel thunder
#

and if you get the 1 in 20 3 times

charred locust
#

if you get it six times in literally 138 dollars guys

devout thunder
#

What's the math behind 18

charred locust
#

wait

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no it's 9 not 18

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i did 3x3x2 but the 2 is from red seal so it's wrong

devout thunder
#

Also lucky cards are 1/15 not 1/20

charred locust
#

it's 1/15?

#

oh

devout thunder
#

Yup

charred locust
#

i read it wrong

small wigeon
#

SHORTCUT IS GOATED

pastel thunder
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I think 1 in 15 is for the 20 mult and 1 in 20 is for the money

small wigeon
#

BEST JOKER

lost kindle
#

i think @small wigeon likes shortcut

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mr straight guy

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straight fellow

lunar shadow
#

uh guys something weird happend the game leted me pick antimater 2 times for some reason?

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charred locust
#

is triboulet more common than the other legendaries

#

i always get him

small wigeon
#

only thing that might be better is 4 fingers

charred locust
#

4 times already, no other legendaries

lost kindle
#

i always get yorick

pastel thunder
lost kindle
#

i no want yorick

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or the other one

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disble boss blind

small wigeon
charred locust
lost kindle
#

sherbert

pastel thunder
charred locust
pastel thunder
lunar shadow
#

nwo this is just funny

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charred locust
#

i think that if you have triboulet, pareidolia, sock and buskin and lucky cards it's insane money/mult just from the cards

lost kindle
#

guys i hate yorick

pallid sapphire
#

understandable

charred locust
lost kindle
#

i hate yorick

charred locust
lost kindle
pallid sapphire
#

x512 mult actually I think

lunar shadow
royal zenith
pallid sapphire
#

exponential

royal zenith
#

4^3

lunar shadow
#

okay yea lol

royal zenith
#

wait

#

4*3

lunar shadow
#

i got to pull idol

lost kindle
#

12

royal zenith
#

2^(4*3)

lunar shadow
royal zenith
#

4096

charred locust
#

it's 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x

#

oh wait

lost kindle
#

i gotta pull 😔

charred locust
#

hanging chad

tawdry veldt
charred locust
#

so if it's just a single face card it's
2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x, 2x

lost kindle
#

i love holo showman

charred locust
charred locust
ruby tide
tawdry veldt
pallid sapphire
#

there's three photos so that's 2^3, but with chad it's (2^3)^3 so x512

charred locust
royal zenith
pallid sapphire
#

oh damn I forgot about the sock and buskin

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so x512 x whatever sock is

charred locust
#

he'd retrigger all the photographs

#

i think

ruby tide
#

it would retrigger the photographs yeah

pallid sapphire
#

damn

lost kindle
#

perk is only good w steels or observatory

royal zenith
#

Overall it’s 2^(4*3)=2^12=4096

lost kindle
#

i hate perk 🤬

charred locust
#

why 4*3

pallid sapphire
#

perk has a lot of utility

royal zenith
#

4 triggers, 3 photographs

charred locust
#

hanging chad retrigger 3 times, sock and bussin 1 time and there's the normal trigger

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it's 5

royal zenith
#

Chad is 2

charred locust
#

two?

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oh yeah right

royal zenith
#

Ye

charred locust
#

wow x4096 mult

tawdry veldt
#

Can someone motivate me to play balatro

charred locust
#

imagine glass card

tawdry veldt
#

I haven't touched it in a week

charred locust
small wigeon
charred locust
lost kindle
#

walkie talkie goated

royal zenith
lost kindle
#

red seal lucky walkie talkie

charred locust
pastel thunder
#

you play one hand and just listen

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ding ding ding ding ding ding

lost kindle
#

ok wat

#

i got this

#

credit card

#

spend

#

like

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lose 20 dola

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on getting

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20 jimbos

plush sierra
#

Sup gamblers

lost kindle
plush sierra
#

i hate dc for that stickr

lost kindle
#

dih

tawdry veldt
lost kindle
#

bru

#

mid

#

can someone do my art project i need to do 6+ hours of work into it n i dont want to feel employed

sleek isle
#

Sup?

severe vector
#

what should I do?

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if it helps I’m currently doing a green deck

lost kindle
#

whats green deck again

#

i play too much erratic

tawdry veldt
severe vector
tawdry veldt
#

pray that its a blueprint

lost kindle
#

ohh that noe

severe vector
#

which joker should I get rid of then? I only have six slots

lost kindle
#

astr

tawdry veldt
#

yes

severe vector
#

I barely ever play four of a kind

lost kindle
#

bru 4 a kind goated build bru

grand dune
#

Blueballed from a Blueprint, fantastic:

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lost kindle
#

atp id just cry

pastel thunder
#

don't be scared

tawdry veldt
buoyant orbit
lost kindle
#

car

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NOO DONT COOK HIM

light onyx
#

Holy shit

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buoyant orbit
#

Quick everyone gets money

lost kindle
#

how much

buoyant orbit
#

Yummers

lost kindle
#

eat baby

#

ft n proterin

buoyant orbit
#

I fed on cat stew

#

Mmmmmm yummers

lost kindle
buoyant orbit
lost kindle
buoyant orbit
#

Our food keeps blowing up

lost kindle
#

china

polar hill