🎙・server-chat

[quasi quiver]

SPEAK YO SHIT CALVIN

[ionic remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[final delta]

lmao

[ionic remnant]

get this it/its a Ture

[red hamlet]

True*

[ionic remnant]

FUCK

[earnest obsidian]

Ture

[ionic remnant]

FUCK

FUCK

FUCK

Don't Look at me./

[quasi quiver]

chicot this is why i still love you

my goat

[final delta]

chicot I need u next run

and trib

chicot and trib i need u

[ionic remnant]

and i???

[quasi quiver]

chicot you wouldve won me a run with a ton of photochads but perkeo told me to sell you

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/you-couldn’t-live-thanos-endgame-back-to-me-you-could-not-live-gif-16221515858415007908

[final delta]

sure

[quasi quiver]

i mean if youre negative ig

[final delta]

I suck without you

[quasi quiver]

dude imagine invisible joker with negative cards

[red hamlet]

Anybody else's jaw interfere with their ear canal so you get frequent blockages?

[final delta]

imagine if negative invisible joker actually gave u negative joker copy

[ionic remnant]

thumbs up i think

[final delta]

yes

[mystic nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[uneven edge]

it’s time

[red hamlet]

It's only my right ear too

I can straight up squish the ear canal on the inside by moving my jaw right

Crazy

[quasi quiver]

real shit i have tmj which isnt the same thing but its also annoying

[quasi quiver]

that pluto might just save you vro

[final delta]

sounds like ear wax build up

[uneven edge]

yeah if only PERKEO showed up earlier…

[red hamlet]

It's because of the interference

[final delta]

IM SORRY

[red hamlet]

It won't like drain properly

[uneven edge]

it’s all your fault

[ionic remnant]

straight or full house

[red hamlet]

It's *

[ionic remnant]

either wins i think

[quasi quiver]

he was too busy fucking some random ass joker again istg this fool

[final delta]

:((

[uneven edge]

shhh

[quasi quiver]

personally i prefer full house

[final delta]

I WAS NOT

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[quasi quiver]

also polychrome jimbo would be funny but if you plan on keeping gold thing then use it, just see if next shop has anything better

[uneven edge]

lies.

when I needed you

you weren’t there

[final delta]

im sorry master :((

I'll be there next i promise

[quasi quiver]

thats right bow down to Tom Cruise

[ionic remnant]

@digital tusk HEELLPPPP

[final delta]

hush it

[ionic remnant]

where's hologram

[mystic nymph]

Absolute boredom

[final delta]

canio get ur husband

[flint copper]

Where’s Yorick?

[quasi quiver]

who is this phoebe fellow

i used to be yorick then i locked in

[brazen phoenix]

hello legendary joker community

[quasi quiver]

yorick is discarding

[final delta]

hello

[quasi quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-absolute-cinema-jester-cinema-kino-gif-5627700555368529313

[uneven edge]

not a new high score :(

[mystic nymph]

Boo

[final delta]

hey yorick

[flint copper]

Legendary

[quasi quiver]

who is this fraud

[random tendon]

"Hello everyone today we're playing some gold stake balatro"

[quasi quiver]

not even a clear background

[glacial oxide]

All scored cards are converted randomly
to spades or clubs

[final delta]

im sorry tom cruise if I was there it would be a new high score

[quasi quiver]

that sounds ass unless you have smeared joker

[final delta]

roffle my goat

[mystic nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[glacial oxide]

I thought of it in literally five seconds man

Be nice to me

[quasi quiver]

maybe all spade cards (scored, played, and in hand) have a chance to give x2 mult like bloodstone

[uneven edge]

yeah I despise you now.

[ionic remnant]

i cant find a joker worth copying

[quasi quiver]

oops all 6's would be very desirable then

[mystic nymph]

What should I do

[quasi quiver]

show

[mystic nymph]

Boredom

[low hornet]

g̵̐͝ȁ̶̊y̶͐͐ ̴̿̈́b̴̒̑ĺ̷̔u̸͂e print

[uncut magnet]

Yeah

[final delta]

cooked

[uncut magnet]

Copy scholar

[quasi quiver]

oh damnnnn thats sad

better dig around in shop rq

and arcana/spec packs

[uncut magnet]

Dig with $4

That’s what one pack lol

[quasi quiver]

13$

[uncut magnet]

Oh you mean after the win

[quasi quiver]

yeah

[ionic remnant]

restarting seed

miss phoebe said theres a hologram

[uncut magnet]

lol

[glacial oxide]

Why are they blue? Is that poly

[ionic remnant]

and i get three holograms

and a blueprint

[ionic remnant]

holo

well

why are what blue

[uncut magnet]

His balls tf

[final delta]

COPYS YOUR CONSUMABLES

[quasi quiver]

MULTIPLIES YOUR MULT BY X2 PER KING AND QUEEN SCORED

[uncut magnet]

Stop

[final delta]

no

[glacial oxide]

4,7,j,j

[uncut magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/puke-vomit-gag-barf-heave-gif-17408475

[low hornet]

b̵̈́̉a̷͑̕l̷̐̉a̴̔̕l̶̠̓à̸́

[final delta]

banana

[glacial oxide]

Duck you I was eating lmao

[quasi quiver]

where do you even find a gif like this omfg

[uneven edge]

you are the last of the legendaries I need to find.

[ionic remnant]

its high contrast cards

[quasi quiver]

i have a slightly worse on tbh

[ionic remnant]

im colorblind

[uncut magnet]

He has high resolution textures

[quasi quiver]

i have never found perkeo

[glacial oxide]

Understood

[final delta]

I'll be there sook

soon

[uneven edge]

wow

for him you'll be there

[final delta]

I said next run

[uneven edge]

but on my POTENTIAL naninf run you arent

[final delta]

IM SORRY

[quasi quiver]

i always use them too because sometimes i play fast and forget to check suits

gn

[glacial oxide]

When will we be able to download custom decks from the workshop 🙂

Or am I blind

[indigo hatch]

Hello friends

https://tenor.com/view/the-father-gif-20623229

[final delta]

hey jimbo

[indigo hatch]

Wzp perkeo

Your carrying my run rn

[ionic remnant]

space build

[indigo hatch]

Fire

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211144618763231253/1339666595298938961/togif.gif

Hello chat

[indigo hatch]

Lmao I'm so cooked I know exactly what emote that is

[buoyant orbit]

Fortnitelover1234

[indigo hatch]

It sucks severe ass

[buoyant orbit]

💔what

[indigo hatch]

Fortnite

[buoyant orbit]

Fair ive never played fortnite

Only when i go to my friends house

[indigo hatch]

I play it every like 7 months

[buoyant orbit]

Wich is like once in 2.1416 years

[indigo hatch]

For like 15 hours

[buoyant orbit]

💔

[indigo hatch]

And then I wait another 7 months

[ionic remnant]

peep the hand that EXACTLY meets 2k that i'm not going to play because i want money

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

Balatro and his Jokers

[low hornet]

s̵͋͠ǎ̵͝p̵̉́a̶̓̔c̸̾̒e̸̎͝ ̴͝balala

[indigo hatch]

Hello Cavendish.

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, 4x4 animal style

Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze

[buoyant orbit]

Lemons

[indigo hatch]

Light axle grease

Make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

We serve skibidi here, gromnk

[astral iris]

what am i witnessing

[indigo hatch]

Autisim

[buoyant orbit]

Lemons

[astral iris]

this convo made me giggle thank you for existing

[buoyant orbit]

Limes

[indigo hatch]

That is my whole purpose

Be a silly fella and play balatro

[ionic remnant]

worth?

[buoyant orbit]

Yws

Yes

Purchase it

Aquire it

[ionic remnant]

should i sell abstract or satellite

[astral iris]

not the arm bruh

im crying

[indigo hatch]

Sat

Bro

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

[primal sphinx]

Think I'm gonna jam some Slay the Spire now that I have c+

[ionic remnant]

satellites giving me 9 bucks a round

[indigo hatch]

We got fucking boss blinds now

[ionic remnant]

so is rocket

i dont know if i wanna give up that 9 bucks

[indigo hatch]

Delectable snack

[ionic remnant]

but the mult is nice

ok

fine

[astral iris]

whats the game about

[primal sphinx]

It's another roguelike card game

[buoyant orbit]

We are good, there is no face debuff

[primal sphinx]

But dungeon crawl not poker

[astral iris]

oh

[indigo hatch]

It's about being a skin for face cards of the diamond type

It's about being a skin for face cards of the diamond type

[buoyant orbit]

Balatros 2.0 .exe is attacking

[ionic remnant]

CLUBS

[indigo hatch]

Mb

[astral iris]

clubs best suit

[digital tusk]

yellow deck play one hand to get to first shop with $22

first shop contains the sun ($3)
sock and buskin costs ($6)
sixth sense + brainstorm ($8 joker pack) (both polychrome)
arcana pack ($4) (spawns a polychrome triboulet)
this leaves us with $1 left over

enter big bind, play a 6 for a wraith which spawns a polychrome blueprint
then use the sun to create a flush house

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

Exquisit

Delightful

[ionic remnant]

major money saver

[indigo hatch]

If your hearts skin isn't either Isaac or WotL kindly die

[ionic remnant]

do i go for it

[uneven edge]

i’m liking where this is going

[sharp shore]

Gah damn

[indigo hatch]

Tom cruise?

[sharp shore]

You got me

[primal sphinx]

What is wotl

I forget

[indigo hatch]

Wrath ot the lamb

[primal sphinx]

Ohhhh

Yknow I should play that

[indigo hatch]

They added sex

Peak

[digital tusk]

im not sure if other strats are better, i just tried to optimise yours

[primal sphinx]

I do generally enjoy roguelikes

[primal sphinx]

I can't play then

[indigo hatch]

It's not actually sex lmao it's a meme

[sharp shore]

One thing though, isnt the standard buffoon pack guaranteed to spawn? Therefore only one joker can be got from boosters?

[digital tusk]

😭 omg i forgot

[indigo hatch]

For the first round yea

[digital tusk]

even without brainstorm its still better, give me a bit and i'll optimise it again

[indigo hatch]

What are yall cooking

Also link me up I forgot the site

[sharp shore]

Max ante 1 big blind score

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

Lmao

[ionic remnant]

you guys wanna see my planet levels at end of this run

[indigo hatch]

Yea

Guys wanna hear my legendary tier list

• 1. Chicot

• 2. Joker

[digital tusk]

still possible,

yellow deck play one hand to get to first shop with $22

first shop contains the sun ($3)
sock and buskin costs ($6)
mega spectral pack ($8) (spawns a polychrome triboulet, then ankh is used to create a copy)
sixth sense ($4 joker pack) (polychrome)
this leaves us with $1 left over

enter big bind, play a 6 for a wraith which spawns a polychrome blueprint
then use the sun to create a flush house

[drifting forum]

Im in the deck stake home stretch

[indigo hatch]

Gl

[maiden forum]

my dumbass just wiped out every suit but spades thinking ancient joker would become consistent smh

[strong rose]

finally got it working lol

[drifting forum]

Thanks sir

Mr john balatro

[strong rose]

john balatro

[ionic remnant]

what are the chances

[indigo hatch]

LMAO

[drifting forum]

Real thing im NOT kidding lmao

I actually saw that on google and woke up my entire house i laughed so hard

[indigo hatch]

No this is john

I'm Jimbo

[drifting forum]

You’re Jimbussy

[indigo hatch]

Die

Please

[fallow hollow]

i cant get pass 5 anthe just started the game 2 days ago

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-gif-26454802

Ok

[indigo hatch]

Thank

[ionic remnant]

i gamba'd too hard for a clubs flush to use my fancy 9

[drifting forum]

Canio the worst legendary (fight me)

[ionic remnant]

i'm right here man

[indigo hatch]

Dude

Chicot is literally just chilling

[drifting forum]

“He’s right behind me isn’t he” ahh line

[indigo hatch]

He ain't doing shit

[unborn kelp]

Mis bals are atroing right now

[indigo hatch]

Dude

[drifting forum]

CHICOT IS MY GOAT HE HAS SAVED COUNTLESS RUNS

WE LOVE CHICOT HERE

[indigo hatch]

Who's the sell guy

[unborn kelp]

CHICOT BEST LEGENDARY

[drifting forum]

CHICOT HATE IN THE BIG ‘25?!?!

[indigo hatch]

Yes

Yes

[random plover]

yes

[unborn kelp]

CHICOT THE BESSSSSST

Yo rick

[indigo hatch]

Guys no jokes what's the best joker iyo

[fallow hollow]

what is the balarto multiplayer mod?

[drifting forum]

Oh hi rickolas❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘

[unborn kelp]

Best objectively is branstorm or blueprint

[drifting forum]

Blueprint it’s amazing in every build

[random plover]

hi do u have 23 cards i can eat

[unborn kelp]

Exactlyyyy

[indigo hatch]

Now leg

[drifting forum]

Blueprint cuz it has more versatility

[unborn kelp]

I have 1 card

[unborn kelp]

Yep

[indigo hatch]

Cuz brain ca only copy one at a time

[drifting forum]

If your best copy is a Xmult, you can’t get the value from a flat mult joker while copying the Xmult one

[unborn kelp]

Tbh in a game like balatro there is no objective best thing unless it's smth like copiers

[indigo hatch]

Chattage

[drifting forum]

The only time where blueprint is bad is when every joker you have is necessary to live and copying wont save it

[indigo hatch]

No joks

No joks

Best leg?

Imo nothing else defo trib

Well

Scaling is defo canio or yorick

[drifting forum]

Yeah, blueprint being the best joker is like the only objective thing everyone can agree on

[indigo hatch]

But perkeo on his own is mid

[unborn kelp]

Imma head out, remember brothers, CHICOT BEST THING IN THE GAME

[indigo hatch]

Bye bye shayy

[unborn kelp]

BETTER THEN BLUEPRINT

[indigo hatch]

From deltarune

From deltarune

[drifting forum]

You can’t judge jokers in a vacuum cuz then blueprint would be the worst joker since it requires another joker to work

[indigo hatch]

Well

Yes

[drifting forum]

Deltarune fans when toby fox scratches his balls (his balls are the same shape as sans’ head, the game must be coming)

[indigo hatch]

But

[tough edge]

anyone wanna VC while I play balatro

[drifting forum]

Oh thats unrelated to the perkolater comment

Its just me yapping

[uncut magnet]

My honest reaction

[indigo hatch]

Nutdealer fans when sans scratches his ass (His cheeks are similar to the shape of an eye, which sees deltarune chapter 3 and 4)

[drifting forum]

Chat is this car rizz?

[vocal ferry]

?

[indigo hatch]

My name is the fucking blueprint oh yeah

[uncut magnet]

I found puppets family guys

[drifting forum]

I would ride this with no shame

[uncut magnet]

😭

[vocal ferry]

Who wouldn't ride pyra?

[drifting forum]

I would ride the car and pyra

Lets be real

I will be the driver of the aegis

[uncut magnet]

Ok buddy

[drifting forum]

Jimbo ahh stop~~

[uncut magnet]

I saw that

[indigo hatch]

Who said that

[uncut magnet]

We all saw that

<@&1133519078540185692> bring up the chat

[indigo hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

SPINNING JIMBO THAT MAKES YOU FORGET YOUR MEMEORIES FRO. THE PAST. ,IMUTE

[uncut magnet]

Wooooah

😵‍💫

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/xenoblade-xenoblade-2-xenoblade-chronicles-2-pyra-pyra-xenoblade-gif-6388043417976076509

[uncut magnet]

Sauce?

[drifting forum]

Pyra does have the sauce

[indigo hatch]

Guys

[uncut magnet]

On what OF

[indigo hatch]

Skibedi toylat or cripier

Scikibdi toyleit

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/running-ahh-aa-spongebob-meme-gif-19928154

[uncut magnet]

You’re talking privs are taken

[indigo hatch]

No

[drifting forum]

OnlyFarts

[indigo hatch]

OnlyPiss

[uncut magnet]

lol 😂

[digital tusk]

😭

[drifting forum]

https://tenor.com/view/pyra-xenoblade-xenoblade2-gif-21039358

Pyra gif to keep you sane

[indigo hatch]

Bro finna get the ante 2 big blind highest score

[digital tusk]

i do NOT want to even try calculate that

[uncut magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[indigo hatch]

Ante 38 big blind score

[digital tusk]

you would have about $100 to work with 😭

[indigo hatch]

Tbf you can get inf money in ante 2 round 1

[digital tusk]

or well that

[indigo hatch]

First shop invis and ankh

[uncut magnet]

lol 😂

[indigo hatch]

Who wold win

Every jokermon or 1 billion antes

[limpid hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-black-airforce-black-af1-black-af1s-black-airforce-energy-gif-1815439780733539896

[quaint halo]

MY FIRST EVER E FUCK YEAHHHHHH

[quick moat]

Chat this is balatro

Not pyra

[sharp shore]

True, i forgot souls can actually appear in spectral packs its so rare

[digital tusk]

this seed seems so specific i doubt it actually exists though :(

[sharp shore]

Unfortunate, yet without the polys im sure its possible

[indigo hatch]

I'm balatring it

Im fucking balatring it oh my god 🔥 🔥 🔥

[drifting forum]

My honest reaction

[indigo hatch]

Finally someone speaks

[wise plaza]

Gotta love how easy flash card scales

[indigo hatch]

It's been a ghost town for 50 years

[drifting forum]

“Simply just get an insane economy and both reroll vouchers”

[wise plaza]

don't even need insane economy or both reroll vouchers, I have one reroll voucher and only just got mimes and golds rolling more heavy

[indigo hatch]

BALATRICK

[clear oyster]

i just installed balatro for the first time. im gonna lose my first run bad

[final delta]

anyone need some consumables copied

[indigo hatch]

My pluto

[final delta]

bet

[indigo hatch]

Thanks

[wise plaza]

someone has Observatory

[drifting forum]

Sometin ain’t bein’ right her’

[indigo hatch]

?

[drifting forum]

How

Did bro

GET SO BRAINSTORMY

[wise plaza]

probably invisible jokers

[drifting forum]

This is true

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-yippee-autism-creature-mike-gif-15786922921540826417

[brave saddle]

i w a n t d n a

m u s t s e l l b r a i n s t o r m

[quick moat]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-nope-wheel-northernlion-fortune-gif-1884086658338738891

[snow trench]

Are you the real Jimbo balatro?!?!?!!

[indigo hatch]

Yup that's me bud

[snow trench]

I’m glad to finally meet you

I’m the yuri version of you

Kms

Ok BYEEEEEEEE

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?

[final delta]

Goodnight fellow balatro players

no more perkeo in ur runs tonight unfortunately

[indigo hatch]

Goodnight

[indigo hatch]

That's alright

[vivid island]

1 Joker left for C++

[indigo hatch]

Which is it and it says 2

[livid goblet]

uh guys

[vivid island]

Wrathful Joker, which has a Purple Sticker currently

[indigo hatch]

Bro

That's like

Way less

Than required

[livid goblet]

i think my game broke

[indigo hatch]

Ur coo,ed

[livid goblet]

i know

[indigo hatch]

How

[livid goblet]

i lost 😭

i dunno

[indigo hatch]

Bro was like

2 off

[livid goblet]

u know the glitched seed with like so many 10s

it was datone

[livid goblet]

i know 😭

[indigo hatch]

Holds or non holos

There's 2

[livid goblet]

non

[indigo hatch]

Ok

[livid goblet]

i dunno 🤷‍♂️

i was 2 off tho

[solar portal]

wekk dibe

well done

[minor wolf]

Why.

[indigo hatch]

Aw shucks

[livid goblet]

lol

uh guys

is this alt of queens

im not sure

[zenith owl]

Finally unlocked invisible joker

[deft sierra]

How did ya do it

[brave saddle]

bro came back 😭😭😭

havent even duped anything yet

i am SO selling brainstorm

[deft sierra]

Should I remove sock for chad

I should right??

[brave saddle]

yea

[chrome meteor]

it took months but i finally got a really good run

if i get another blueprint/brainstorm should i replace cavendish with it

[final crow]

just played first time and did well. something 6?? going for 5 of a kind with 4s had a joker that made all cards face cards, a card that gave multiplyer per face card, a card that gave multiplyer for each 4, and if I sold 3 face cards i got 5money so i abused that. just thout this was rare so i woud share seed[A8RULVGE] <-dont know how to use

[zenith owl]

Photochad burglar and brainstorn activating Chad with hand size 11

And using full houses

[buoyant orbit]

Peak

[zenith owl]

Died on ante 11

But what matters is winning the run

[buoyant orbit]

What a lovely phrase

Im gonna tatto that on my back

[zenith owl]

How do i unlock you? @buoyant orbit

[buoyant orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

[buoyant orbit]

With the power of love and faith

✌️

[zenith owl]

Nah i am being fr

I need merry andy

[buoyant orbit]

Win in 12 or fewer rounds

[boreal niche]

Play anaglyph

you have 4 free rounds; the rest are taken up by the 8 boss blinds

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals

[boreal niche]

This is the run i got trying to get merry andy

i won

If it wasn't obvious

[zenith owl]

It would've been dumb not to win on white stake with this set of jokers

[buoyant orbit]

It was not💔

[boreal niche]

how

lmao

[buoyant orbit]

Winning in less that 12 rounds is interesting

[buoyant orbit]

Was joking

💔

[boreal niche]

Damn

[zenith owl]

@buoyant orbit bro why do you look so fat

[buoyant orbit]

STOOOP

Not nice

[zenith owl]

Are discards that delicious?

[buoyant orbit]

Quit it

I am emotionally hurt now

[buoyant orbit]

A bit....

[zenith owl]

Cool

[buoyant orbit]

Yummers

Protein

[zenith owl]

Fatso joker

[buoyant orbit]

Waaaaaaaaa

[zenith owl]

You look like one of those horror movie jokers ngl

[buoyant orbit]

Isk

Idk

I find it silly

[zenith owl]

Clowns*

[buoyant orbit]

I love merry andy

[zenith owl]

I like the artstyle didn't unlock it tho

[buoyant orbit]

Unlock it NOW

[zenith owl]

Nah i am kind beat up maybe later

Invisible joker is enough for now

[zenith owl]

Nah replace the mime

[buoyant orbit]

It is a task

Unblocking merry andy

Just a side quest

[icy onyx]

Abandoned

[lethal owl]

Aight free win

[buoyant orbit]

Sell one of the lights from the shop

[zenith owl]

What hand are you playing?

[buoyant orbit]

Sweet mother of pearl

[zenith owl]

Nah spectral with eternal is crazy

[buoyant orbit]

Showman

[zenith owl]

Yeah i was about to edit the message

[buoyant orbit]

No one will make me love you showman

👎👎

[icy onyx]

This was from a month ago 😂 I was doing gold stake and missed bus by the one dolla

[buoyant orbit]

Rip one light from the shop sign and sell it

[zenith owl]

How to pass purple stake

Score keeps getting more insane each ante

[lethal owl]

I think a ballot is stronger then the Blueprint

[buoyant orbit]

Passing it

[lethal owl]

In my run

[zenith owl]

What ballot

[buoyant orbit]

Im to lazy to go even further black stake

[lethal owl]

The one i sold earlier

[zenith owl]

I am confused

[buoyant orbit]

Thats why you are brainstorm

[zenith owl]

Yeah

At least I don't copy your fatso ass merry

[buoyant orbit]

):

[icy onyx]

Get ride the bus on abandoned deck ez win

[zenith owl]

Purple stake on yellow deck

Sorry should've been more specfic

Other decks I passed red stake

[buoyant orbit]

Well what a lovely natural negative i got

[zenith owl]

I want to focus on completing one deck now

[solar portal]

paintbrush at home

[icy onyx]

Higher stakes plasma deck is harsh but at white stake it's so fricking ez

[buoyant orbit]

💔💔💔

[zenith owl]

Yeah and it's also extra hand size

[solar portal]

i love hand size

[zenith owl]

More cards = more fun

[buoyant orbit]

How ironic

[solar portal]

idk how people even player after using an ectoplasm

[zenith owl]

More jokers = more breaking the game

[buoyant orbit]

Idk i just like flush

Flush enthusiast here

[icy onyx]

Me got kicked out by balatro mobile cuz I hit nan inf😭😭😭

[zenith owl]

I used to use flush untill I tried to win with full houses and straights and now I am addicted to full houses

[lethal owl]

I lost

[solar portal]

i love full houses

[lethal owl]

HOLY SHIT

[solar portal]

straights too especially with runner

[buoyant orbit]

Well

[lethal owl]

Judgement tarot Gave me a Blueprint

[icy onyx]

I loved full houses till the pluto nation attacked

[lethal owl]

Omg

[split tusk]

Who up busting they gunk

[buoyant orbit]

3

[solar portal]

mid x2

[buoyant orbit]

On my momma thats ok

🥀

[zenith owl]

Earth is where we live

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[austere axle]

Hello hello

[buoyant orbit]

Just lovely

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1151947491189719141/image0-17-1-1.gif

Cat in pot

[zenith owl]

Lucky cat

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[icy onyx]

I think it was full house on my old profile

[buoyant orbit]

Amazed hand

I lost💔🥀

[zenith owl]

1 in 15 chance the cat goes up in flames and gives 20+ mult

[zenith owl]

This joker set looks kinda obsecure

[buoyant orbit]

Its a joke

🥀🥀🥀

[zenith owl]

Lol 365 and 48 on lvl 23?

[buoyant orbit]

I was gonna sell the +10 mult flush for smth else

[buoyant orbit]

Yes💔

[zenith owl]

That number in full houses is on level 15

Prob more

[buoyant orbit]

Quit it

This is bullying

From infinity to beyond

[zenith owl]

Flushes are trash

[buoyant orbit]

Stop

[solar portal]

real sadly

[buoyant orbit]

Thats not really nice

[solar portal]

flushes aren't even buffed by the best deck

the abandoned deck

[buoyant orbit]

Flushed are flushes

[zenith owl]

It's the truth tho

[buoyant orbit]

Flushes are flushes

[zenith owl]

Let's not go too far

[icy onyx]

Why is my high score 96k 😭

[buoyant orbit]

Its called abandoned deck by a reason

[solar portal]

if you like full houses try the abandoned deck

it makes them so much more consistant

[zenith owl]

I like face cards that's for sure lol

[buoyant orbit]

Didnt want to recognize your achievment💔💔💔

[solar portal]

face cards suck i believe in number supremacy

[buoyant orbit]

Not fair atall

[zenith owl]

Abdandoned deck could really suck if you get lucky and get trib or canio or photo chad

[buoyant orbit]

Im willing to sign a paper to give u ur infnan

[solar portal]

getting trib on abandoned sucks

[zenith owl]

Like i once got photochad on abandoned deck

[icy onyx]

My first gold stake was on abandoned deck early game sucked hard but mid to late it was a breeze

Just gotta survive

[buoyant orbit]

I just play whatever my heart tells me to play

[zenith owl]

You heart doesn't matter fatso joker

[buoyant orbit]

Most of the times it tells me to just stare at the menu screen for 20 minuts

To then close the game and play geometry dash

[buoyant orbit]

This is nowhere nice

Im not enjoying this

🥀

[zenith owl]

Merry Andy is fat

[buoyant orbit]

Ok football attackplan

[zenith owl]

What does that mean

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals

[zenith owl]

Nah it's a plan to look the furthest joker in the eyes

I am like a sniper

[buoyant orbit]

No🥀

[zenith owl]

And i am also not fat

[buoyant orbit]

Your the one who takes the sniper shot

[zenith owl]

How

[buoyant orbit]

Yea you are just

Blue

Blue lines

Yes

[zenith owl]

Nah that's blueprint

[buoyant orbit]

Blue lines on paper

[buoyant orbit]

Its a blue printing

[zenith owl]

Exactly

I am not blue

[buoyant orbit]

You are just a bunch of blue lines on coffee mugged spilled paper

[icy onyx]

Time to bus to balackdeck

[zenith owl]

At least I am not fat bro lol

[buoyant orbit]

Or whatever the thingies are

[buoyant orbit]

Im not fat

Im full of love

✍️🔥

[zenith owl]

You are full of discards that you decide to throw up 3 of them

Stop eating discards

[buoyant orbit]

And you are not gonna say nothing about it

Discard your whole hand to lose in purpose

Do it for me

Look what you did

My tiktok refreshed and lost the video i was watching

Life is so mean

[zenith owl]

You are the joker version of caseoh

[buoyant orbit]

That is the saddest joke

Ive heard

In a while

Caseoh jokes in the big 2025

[zenith owl]

Yeah no wonder

[buoyant orbit]

🥀

[zenith owl]

I love misprint but I can't believe I used it that many times

[buoyant orbit]

Thats what a true gambler would say

[zenith owl]

Well i was a former gambler so good guessing

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

I gamble on my school with my own deck

[zenith owl]

You win?

[buoyant orbit]

Ya

Blackjack

Didnt want to go crazy and do poker

[uneven edge]

i’ve been DYING for a hack.

[zenith owl]

Poker is better chances ngl

[zenith owl]

Bro why

[buoyant orbit]

I manage to triplify what i betted

[zenith owl]

Who uses hack

[uneven edge]

me

[buoyant orbit]

And made enough to buy my bus ride and a bread on my way home

[uneven edge]

flush 5 polychrome red seal 5s

few glass most luck

[amber torrent]

just recieved my new earbuds yippee

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

[zenith owl]

You are risking your win using low number playing cards

At least get hiker first

[buoyant orbit]

But flush is flush

So like

[uneven edge]

look at the ante

[buoyant orbit]

Flush = cool

So like

Valid

[uneven edge]

i’ve already won lol

[zenith owl]

I meant run sorry

[uneven edge]

oh

well this is no different than a sock and buskin flush five build

considering mult is what gives me score

not chips

[zenith owl]

Full houses: godly

[uneven edge]

except for if I find a triboulet i’ll want to die

[zenith owl]

I hope you get a chicot

[buoyant orbit]

Im gonna have to stop you right there mr blue lines

[zenith owl]

Nah

It's objective

[buoyant orbit]

Ok go on

I tried my best

[zenith owl]

Your level 23 is my level 14

So like

[buoyant orbit]

My level 23 is higher than 14

[zenith owl]

It's no comparison

[buoyant orbit]

So like

Im cooler

Yes

[zenith owl]

Oh

Good pojnt

[buoyant orbit]

Bam

[uneven edge]

id prefer that over triboulet lol

[buoyant orbit]

Gets assaulted in chips and mult

💔

[uneven edge]

I have room for it and it could save me

triboulet would do nothing for my build

yorick canio trib add nothing to it

and perkeo

too late for perkeo

[buoyant orbit]

There has to be popcorn emoji to analize this commenting

Ill jst go with the normal ones

🍿

[uneven edge]

my first time attempting a hack build so im feeling good getting this far

[buoyant orbit]

I feel scared

[uneven edge]

w/o the hack..

[buoyant orbit]

But i will say im freakier

And my gf is not gonna debate abt it

that is fake information

[uneven edge]

i’m deleting one of these blueprints for mail lol

my economy is so bad w/o it

[buoyant orbit]

what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238712165624713217/1246490014796222526/togif-38.gif

I am not gonna debate about it

[weary ermine]

Popcorn? +20 mult, -5 each round

[buoyant orbit]

Im gonna stop you right there

[zenith owl]

It's 4

[buoyant orbit]

Its gonna be a -20 because im eating them, according to @zenith owl im fat

[weary ermine]

Oh yeah

I’m very forgetful

[zenith owl]

See?

[buoyant orbit]

Who doesnt like popcorns

[zenith owl]

Even the onion agrees you are fat

[buoyant orbit]

Dont get me wrong

[buoyant orbit]

Stop it

Was not making fun of me

[weary ermine]

Bro I’m the joker on the left, he’s just copying me

[young hull]

i just lost a double perkeo run... fuck my stupid baka life

[buoyant orbit]

Dang it

[worn gust]

Negative baron ante 1 🙏

[zenith owl]

Very sad

[buoyant orbit]

Speaking of wich

I have to continue my run

With a very early natural negative

But like its 1am

[young hull]

holy shit brainstorm big fan

[buoyant orbit]

So like im lazy

[zenith owl]

Thx

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely

How did it taste

[zenith owl]

That's a pretty sad story

[weary ermine]

I haven’t unlocked you yet

[zenith owl]

You gassed the poor thing with your breath

[buoyant orbit]

Keep it locked

You need me more

Mmmm yummy discards..

[zenith owl]

Discard a royal flush

And i am all yours

[weary ermine]

I know

I haven’t even gotten one

[buoyant orbit]

@zenith owl see im not fat

[zenith owl]

I will call burglar so he can steal discards

You need to be on a diet @buoyant orbit

[buoyant orbit]

Dang it

I am on a diet

I feed on oxygen

[zenith owl]

How you are just a card

Oxygen can flame your ass

[buoyant orbit]

Dont ask just trust

[weary ermine]

Living as an onionn is different than an onion, but is similar in some aspects

[buoyant orbit]

I dont think thats how basic chemistry works

[zenith owl]

Alr I will get my lighter

[buoyant orbit]

I was unpredictable like a guava

[buoyant orbit]

But you are a card

You have no hands

[weary ermine]

Talking about deleted save files, Balatro+ deletes them saves every time you close the app, I won my first win and then my friend who came over close the app

[buoyant orbit]

Are you gonna psicologicaly control it and make it float

[zenith owl]

I will brainstorm

[buoyant orbit]

Seems fair to me

Go on

[red hamlet]

[buoyant orbit]

Interesting

[weary ermine]

Weird

[buoyant orbit]

Im hungry now

At 1am

[weary ermine]

I’m using AppleTV+

[buoyant orbit]

I shall start my tale to walking to a store at 1am

And buying something

Apple TV gamers

[zenith owl]

What you buying more discards?

[buoyant orbit]

Neither i

[weary ermine]

It’s fucking free instead of paying 65zł on steam

[buoyant orbit]

Alright ive had it with you

[zenith owl]

What

[buoyant orbit]

Im adding a time stamp to your ass

[weary ermine]

My father pays for the subscription

[zenith owl]

I am eternal

[weary ermine]

Free for me though

[buoyant orbit]

Ofcourse you are jesus christ

[zenith owl]

What no

Astgfrullah

[buoyant orbit]

Now give me 5 bucks per round

Now

[weary ermine]

Gold stake be like

[zenith owl]

Nah i refuse

[buoyant orbit]

You cannot refuse

Pelase deposit 5 coins

Funny offtopic joke

Im soooooo funny

[zenith owl]

Ez swashbuckler

[buoyant orbit]

This has to be a chrime

You cant tell me otherwise

[zenith owl]

Chrime

[buoyant orbit]

Chimenie

Understand my pain

Its 1am

[zenith owl]

It's 10 am bro

[buoyant orbit]

Its 1am for me ok

💔

[zenith owl]

Yeah your fatass fucked the timezone

[buoyant orbit]

Alright fucked up blue line

[weary ermine]

There was a guy on YouTube talking about the game, he started with: Balatro, balantro, cilantro, coreander

[indigo hatch]

ayeee wzp brain

[zenith owl]

Not fat tho lol

[buoyant orbit]

Im not fat

Im full of love

✍️🔥

[zenith owl]

Nah you are full of discards

[weary ermine]

Hello +4 mult

[buoyant orbit]

Inches

[buoyant orbit]

Exactly

You want 3 discards?

Take 6

You want 6 discards?

Take e11

[zenith owl]

I won't eat them tho

[buoyant orbit]

Who said you arent

Watch me as i put you to sleep

[weary ermine]

Nah fam I already have to deal with -1 hand size with black deck

[zenith owl]

NOO

[buoyant orbit]

Watch me as i take your air with my mouth

[buoyant orbit]

Exactly

Boom take the arm now

Watch me as i pull out your teeth 1 by 1 with nothing but a nail clipper

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[weary ermine]

Only reason I might take you is bc ur uncommon to get another x1.5 mult

[buoyant orbit]

Tell baseball card i love him

[weary ermine]

Do it yourself shy guy

[buoyant orbit]

Watch me as i poke your eyes with a straw like a chicken pecking on its prey

[buoyant orbit]

Where is baseball card

💔

[weary ermine]

Two words: Ceremonial Dagger

[buoyant orbit]

Okay lets pause it right there

Im not into kinks okay

[buoyant orbit]

NOOOOOO

give it bacm

[zenith owl]

Hi

[buoyant orbit]

I dont really think thats how war crimes work

[zenith owl]

How is everyone

[buoyant orbit]

Well atleast if that doesnt happends to a president

Then its not

[weary ermine]

Bye, get sold even though I have 6 joker slots

[buoyant orbit]

Alright mr back to the future

[zenith owl]

I am the father of all jokers tho

My sons are better than me

[buoyant orbit]

How wholesome

10/10

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[weary ermine]

Killing the father doesn’t kill the children

[zenith owl]

I was doing it with Mr bones

[buoyant orbit]

Spiders dont think the same

[zenith owl]

Yeah

True

[weary ermine]

I’m talking about after he gives le children

[zenith owl]

I am proud of brainstorm and blueprint for the jokers they are today

I raised them good

[indigo hatch]

Wait

Wait wait

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hanna-ball-kitten-soft-fluffy-kitty-cat-paws-gif-2803341425267067710

[indigo hatch]

Who the fuck is this joker

[weary ermine]

Who’s the fav child, perkeo?

[zenith owl]

Who the fuck are you

[buoyant orbit]

Intense fight

[indigo hatch]

I've been jimbo for longer

[buoyant orbit]

Love it

[indigo hatch]

Fuck off my territory

[zenith owl]

Nah i have no favorites

[buoyant orbit]

This is so spiderman meme core

[zenith owl]

@buoyant orbit my child get this imposter @indigo hatch

[indigo hatch]

Merry andy

[storm pilot]

Yo i need help. Im on a run rn that could potentially reach naneinf, is this the wrong chat?

[indigo hatch]

You've seen me before right

[buoyant orbit]

Who is you fellow stranger

[indigo hatch]

#🌱・seed-chat

[storm pilot]

thx

[zenith owl]

I am your father

[weary ermine]

This is what happens when you have the joker that allows for more of the same joker

[zenith owl]

Father of all jokers

[buoyant orbit]

You are nlt

[indigo hatch]

Showman

[buoyant orbit]

You are not

[indigo hatch]

Ankh

[buoyant orbit]

Impostor

[weary ermine]

Yeah that

[zenith owl]

I am

[buoyant orbit]

I commit you to public execution

[zenith owl]

BURGLAR

[lethal owl]

Is this a signal

[weary ermine]

What’s better, sigil or ouija

[zenith owl]

Burglar will steal your discards if you hurt me

[buoyant orbit]

I commit you to death tarot

[buoyant orbit]

Yes

[indigo hatch]

LMAO

EVERYONE PICKED ME

[buoyant orbit]

Survive off that

[zenith owl]

He will destroy your discards

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/momo-bailando-torre-eiffel-gif-gif-357085961224104941

*vanish

[buoyant orbit]

He will not

[zenith owl]

I can't be vanished I am eternal

[indigo hatch]

I banish you to the shadoker realm

[buoyant orbit]

He will consume my discards happily as hes proud of me

[indigo hatch]

I'm also eternal

LUMP DUMP

[zenith owl]

I am real

Joker is not called jimbo balatro

[rough mason]

Will Balatro ever have croos-save?

[indigo hatch]

W

[indigo hatch]

I'm not joker

Joker is the manifestation of me

Sans undertale rule

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-sailor-moon-wake-up-gif-2836356215561150247

[zenith owl]

Ik but the card is called "joker"

[buoyant orbit]

Quit it

[indigo hatch]

Every characters last name is the name of the game

Sans Undertale

[zenith owl]

See?

[indigo hatch]

Jimbo Balatro

[buoyant orbit]

Wrong

Wrong

[zenith owl]

I am the father of all jokers

[indigo hatch]

Sans deltarune?

Sans nutdealer

[buoyant orbit]

Allow me to re write it for u

[zenith owl]

I raised blueprint and brainstorm

[buoyant orbit]

Sans calcium

[indigo hatch]

Dude

I literally am the best joker

??

[zenith owl]

Nah me

[buoyant orbit]

No💔

[indigo hatch]

No I gif a better +4 mult

[buoyant orbit]

Id pick 3 discards over +4 mult and +90 dreams crushed

[indigo hatch]

Because I am Jimbo Balatro

[indigo hatch]

I'd pick 3 discards and yorick over +4 mult

Hot take

[buoyant orbit]

Lovely answer

Ok i wish to sleep now

[zenith owl]

Hi

[buoyant orbit]

Im very tired

[buoyant orbit]

Shame on you

[indigo hatch]

People when they get a eternal burglar with yorick

[buoyant orbit]

Shame on you..