#🎙・server-chat
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lmao
get this it/its a Ture
True*
FUCK
Ture
and i???
chicot you wouldve won me a run with a ton of photochads but perkeo told me to sell you
sure
i mean if youre negative ig
I suck without you
dude imagine invisible joker with negative cards
Anybody else's jaw interfere with their ear canal so you get frequent blockages?
imagine if negative invisible joker actually gave u negative joker copy
thumbs up i think
yes
it’s time
It's only my right ear too
I can straight up squish the ear canal on the inside by moving my jaw right
Crazy
real shit i have tmj which isnt the same thing but its also annoying
that pluto might just save you vro
sounds like ear wax build up
yeah if only PERKEO showed up earlier…
It's because of the interference
IM SORRY
It won't like drain properly
it’s all your fault
It's *
either wins i think
he was too busy fucking some random ass joker again istg this fool
:((
shhh
personally i prefer full house
I WAS NOT
also polychrome jimbo would be funny but if you plan on keeping gold thing then use it, just see if next shop has anything better
thats right bow down to Tom Cruise
@digital tusk HEELLPPPP
hush it
where's hologram
Absolute boredom
canio get ur husband
Where’s Yorick?
hello legendary joker community
yorick is discarding
hello
not a new high score :(
Boo
hey yorick
Legendary
who is this fraud
"Hello everyone today we're playing some gold stake balatro"
not even a clear background
All scored cards are converted randomly
to spades or clubs
im sorry tom cruise if I was there it would be a new high score
that sounds ass unless you have smeared joker
roffle my goat
I thought of it in literally five seconds man
Be nice to me
maybe all spade cards (scored, played, and in hand) have a chance to give x2 mult like bloodstone
yeah I despise you now.
i cant find a joker worth copying
oops all 6's would be very desirable then
What should I do
show
Boredom
g̵̐͝ȁ̶̊y̶͐͐ ̴̿̈́b̴̒̑ĺ̷̔u̸͂e print
Yeah
cooked
Copy scholar
oh damnnnn thats sad
better dig around in shop rq
and arcana/spec packs
13$
Oh you mean after the win
yeah
lol
Why are they blue? Is that poly
His balls tf
COPYS YOUR CONSUMABLES
MULTIPLIES YOUR MULT BY X2 PER KING AND QUEEN SCORED
Stop
no
4,7,j,j
b̵̈́̉a̷͑̕l̷̐̉a̴̔̕l̶̠̓à̸́
banana
Duck you I was eating lmao
where do you even find a gif like this omfg
you are the last of the legendaries I need to find.
its high contrast cards
i have a slightly worse on tbh
im colorblind
He has high resolution textures
i have never found perkeo
Understood
I said next run
but on my POTENTIAL naninf run you arent
IM SORRY
i always use them too because sometimes i play fast and forget to check suits
gn
hey jimbo
Fire
Lmao I'm so cooked I know exactly what emote that is
Fortnitelover1234
It sucks severe ass
💔what
Fortnite
I play it every like 7 months
Wich is like once in 2.1416 years
For like 15 hours
💔
And then I wait another 7 months
peep the hand that EXACTLY meets 2k that i'm not going to play because i want money
Lmao
Balatro and his Jokers
s̵͋͠ǎ̵͝p̵̉́a̶̓̔c̸̾̒e̸̎͝ ̴͝balala
Hello Cavendish.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, 4x4 animal style
Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze
Lemons
Light axle grease
Make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
We serve skibidi here, gromnk
what am i witnessing
Autisim
Lemons
this convo made me giggle thank you for existing
Limes
That is my whole purpose
Be a silly fella and play balatro
worth?
should i sell abstract or satellite
Think I'm gonna jam some Slay the Spire now that I have c+
satellites giving me 9 bucks a round
We got fucking boss blinds now
Delectable snack
whats the game about
It's another roguelike card game
We are good, there is no face debuff
But dungeon crawl not poker
oh
It's about being a skin for face cards of the diamond type
It's about being a skin for face cards of the diamond type
Balatros 2.0 .exe is attacking
CLUBS
Mb
clubs best suit
yellow deck play one hand to get to first shop with $22
first shop contains the sun ($3)
sock and buskin costs ($6)
sixth sense + brainstorm ($8 joker pack) (both polychrome)
arcana pack ($4) (spawns a polychrome triboulet)
this leaves us with $1 left over
enter big bind, play a 6 for a wraith which spawns a polychrome blueprint
then use the sun to create a flush house
If your hearts skin isn't either Isaac or WotL kindly die
do i go for it
i’m liking where this is going
Gah damn
Tom cruise?
You got me
Wrath ot the lamb
im not sure if other strats are better, i just tried to optimise yours
I do generally enjoy roguelikes
I can't play then
It's not actually sex lmao it's a meme
One thing though, isnt the standard buffoon pack guaranteed to spawn? Therefore only one joker can be got from boosters?
😭 omg i forgot
For the first round yea
even without brainstorm its still better, give me a bit and i'll optimise it again
What are yall cooking
Also link me up I forgot the site
Max ante 1 big blind score
you guys wanna see my planet levels at end of this run
Yea
Guys wanna hear my legendary tier list
-
- Chicot
-
- Joker
still possible,
yellow deck play one hand to get to first shop with $22
first shop contains the sun ($3)
sock and buskin costs ($6)
mega spectral pack ($8) (spawns a polychrome triboulet, then ankh is used to create a copy)
sixth sense ($4 joker pack) (polychrome)
this leaves us with $1 left over
enter big bind, play a 6 for a wraith which spawns a polychrome blueprint
then use the sun to create a flush house
Im in the deck stake home stretch
Gl
my dumbass just wiped out every suit but spades thinking ancient joker would become consistent smh
finally got it working lol
john balatro
what are the chances
LMAO
Real thing im NOT kidding lmao
I actually saw that on google and woke up my entire house i laughed so hard
You’re Jimbussy
i cant get pass 5 anthe just started the game 2 days ago
Thank
i gamba'd too hard for a clubs flush to use my fancy 9
Canio the worst legendary (fight me)
i'm right here man
“He’s right behind me isn’t he” ahh line
He ain't doing shit
Mis bals are atroing right now
Dude
CHICOT IS MY GOAT HE HAS SAVED COUNTLESS RUNS
WE LOVE CHICOT HERE
Who's the sell guy
CHICOT BEST LEGENDARY
CHICOT HATE IN THE BIG ‘25?!?!
yes
Guys no jokes what's the best joker iyo
what is the balarto multiplayer mod?
Oh hi rickolas❤️❤️❤️😘😘😘
Best objectively is branstorm or blueprint
Blueprint it’s amazing in every build
hi do u have 23 cards i can eat
Exactlyyyy
Now leg
Blueprint cuz it has more versatility
I have 1 card
Yep
Cuz brain ca only copy one at a time
If your best copy is a Xmult, you can’t get the value from a flat mult joker while copying the Xmult one
Tbh in a game like balatro there is no objective best thing unless it's smth like copiers
Chattage
The only time where blueprint is bad is when every joker you have is necessary to live and copying wont save it
No joks
No joks
Best leg?
Imo nothing else defo trib
Well
Scaling is defo canio or yorick
Yeah, blueprint being the best joker is like the only objective thing everyone can agree on
But perkeo on his own is mid
Imma head out, remember brothers, CHICOT BEST THING IN THE GAME
Bye bye shayy
BETTER THEN BLUEPRINT
You can’t judge jokers in a vacuum cuz then blueprint would be the worst joker since it requires another joker to work
Well
Yes
Deltarune fans when toby fox scratches his balls (his balls are the same shape as sans’ head, the game must be coming)
But
anyone wanna VC while I play balatro
Oh thats unrelated to the perkolater comment
Its just me yapping
My honest reaction
Nutdealer fans when sans scratches his ass (His cheeks are similar to the shape of an eye, which sees deltarune chapter 3 and 4)
Chat is this car rizz?
?
My name is the fucking blueprint oh yeah
I found puppets family guys
I would ride this with no shame
😭
Who wouldn't ride pyra?
I would ride the car and pyra
Lets be real
I will be the driver of the aegis
Ok buddy
Jimbo ahh stop~~
I saw that
Who said that
Sauce?
Pyra does have the sauce
Guys
On what OF
You’re talking privs are taken
No
OnlyFarts
OnlyPiss
lol 😂
😭
Bro finna get the ante 2 big blind highest score
i do NOT want to even try calculate that
Ante 38 big blind score
you would have about $100 to work with 😭
Tbf you can get inf money in ante 2 round 1
or well that
First shop invis and ankh
lol 😂
MY FIRST EVER E FUCK YEAHHHHHH
True, i forgot souls can actually appear in spectral packs its so rare
this seed seems so specific i doubt it actually exists though :(
Unfortunate, yet without the polys im sure its possible
My honest reaction
Finally someone speaks
Gotta love how easy flash card scales
It's been a ghost town for 50 years
“Simply just get an insane economy and both reroll vouchers”
don't even need insane economy or both reroll vouchers, I have one reroll voucher and only just got mimes and golds rolling more heavy
BALATRICK
i just installed balatro for the first time. im gonna lose my first run bad
anyone need some consumables copied
My pluto
bet
Thanks
someone has Observatory
?
probably invisible jokers
Are you the real Jimbo balatro?!?!?!!
Yup that's me bud
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?
Goodnight
That's alright
1 Joker left for C++
Which is it and it says 2
uh guys
Wrathful Joker, which has a Purple Sticker currently
i think my game broke
Ur coo,ed
i know
How
i know 😭
Holds or non holos
There's 2
non
Ok
Why.
Aw shucks
How did ya do it
yea
it took months but i finally got a really good run
if i get another blueprint/brainstorm should i replace cavendish with it
just played first time and did well. something 6?? going for 5 of a kind with 4s had a joker that made all cards face cards, a card that gave multiplyer per face card, a card that gave multiplyer for each 4, and if I sold 3 face cards i got 5money so i abused that. just thout this was rare so i woud share seed[A8RULVGE] <-dont know how to use
Photochad burglar and brainstorn activating Chad with hand size 11
And using full houses
Peak
How do i unlock you? @buoyant orbit
With the power of love and faith
✌️
Play anaglyph
you have 4 free rounds; the rest are taken up by the 8 boss blinds
#lifegoals
It would've been dumb not to win on white stake with this set of jokers
It was not💔
Winning in less that 12 rounds is interesting
Damn
@buoyant orbit bro why do you look so fat
Are discards that delicious?
A bit....
Cool
Fatso joker
Waaaaaaaaa
You look like one of those horror movie jokers ngl
Clowns*
I love merry andy
I like the artstyle didn't unlock it tho
Unlock it NOW
Nah replace the mime
Abandoned
Aight free win
Sell one of the lights from the shop
What hand are you playing?
Sweet mother of pearl
Nah spectral with eternal is crazy
Showman
Yeah i was about to edit the message
This was from a month ago 😂 I was doing gold stake and missed bus by the one dolla
Rip one light from the shop sign and sell it
I think a ballot is stronger then the Blueprint
Passing it
In my run
What ballot
Im to lazy to go even further black stake
The one i sold earlier
I am confused
Thats why you are brainstorm
):
Get ride the bus on abandoned deck ez win
Purple stake on yellow deck
Sorry should've been more specfic
Other decks I passed red stake
Well what a lovely natural negative i got
I want to focus on completing one deck now
paintbrush at home
Higher stakes plasma deck is harsh but at white stake it's so fricking ez
💔💔💔
Yeah and it's also extra hand size
i love hand size
More cards = more fun
How ironic
idk how people even player after using an ectoplasm
More jokers = more breaking the game
Me got kicked out by balatro mobile cuz I hit nan inf😭😭😭
I used to use flush untill I tried to win with full houses and straights and now I am addicted to full houses
I lost
i love full houses
HOLY SHIT
straights too especially with runner
Well
Judgement tarot Gave me a Blueprint
I loved full houses till the pluto nation attacked
Omg
Who up busting they gunk
3
mid x2
Lovely
Hello hello
Lucky cat
Lovely
I think it was full house on my old profile
1 in 15 chance the cat goes up in flames and gives 20+ mult
This joker set looks kinda obsecure
Lol 365 and 48 on lvl 23?
I was gonna sell the +10 mult flush for smth else
Yes💔
Flushes are trash
Stop
real sadly
Thats not really nice
Flushed are flushes
It's the truth tho
Let's not go too far
Why is my high score 96k 😭
Its called abandoned deck by a reason
if you like full houses try the abandoned deck
it makes them so much more consistant
I like face cards that's for sure lol
Didnt want to recognize your achievment💔💔💔
face cards suck i believe in number supremacy
Not fair atall
Abdandoned deck could really suck if you get lucky and get trib or canio or photo chad
Im willing to sign a paper to give u ur infnan
getting trib on abandoned sucks
Like i once got photochad on abandoned deck
My first gold stake was on abandoned deck early game sucked hard but mid to late it was a breeze
Just gotta survive
I just play whatever my heart tells me to play
You heart doesn't matter fatso joker
Most of the times it tells me to just stare at the menu screen for 20 minuts
To then close the game and play geometry dash
This is nowhere nice
Im not enjoying this
🥀
Merry Andy is fat
Ok football attackplan
What does that mean
#lifegoals
Nah it's a plan to look the furthest joker in the eyes
I am like a sniper
No🥀
And i am also not fat
Your the one who takes the sniper shot
How
Nah that's blueprint
Blue lines on paper
Its a blue printing
You are just a bunch of blue lines on coffee mugged spilled paper
Time to bus to balackdeck
At least I am not fat bro lol
Or whatever the thingies are
You are full of discards that you decide to throw up 3 of them
Stop eating discards
And you are not gonna say nothing about it
Discard your whole hand to lose in purpose
Do it for me
Look what you did
My tiktok refreshed and lost the video i was watching
Life is so mean
You are the joker version of caseoh
That is the saddest joke
Ive heard
In a while
Caseoh jokes in the big 2025
Yeah no wonder
🥀
I love misprint but I can't believe I used it that many times
Thats what a true gambler would say
Well i was a former gambler so good guessing
Lovely
I gamble on my school with my own deck
You win?
i’ve been DYING for a hack.
Poker is better chances ngl
Bro why
I manage to triplify what i betted
Who uses hack
me
And made enough to buy my bus ride and a bread on my way home
just recieved my new earbuds yippee
Lovely
You are risking your win using low number playing cards
At least get hiker first
But flush is flush
So like
look at the ante
i’ve already won lol
I meant run sorry
oh
well this is no different than a sock and buskin flush five build
considering mult is what gives me score
not chips
Full houses: godly
except for if I find a triboulet i’ll want to die
I hope you get a chicot
Im gonna have to stop you right there mr blue lines
My level 23 is higher than 14
It's no comparison
Bam
id prefer that over triboulet lol
I have room for it and it could save me
triboulet would do nothing for my build
yorick canio trib add nothing to it
and perkeo
too late for perkeo
There has to be popcorn emoji to analize this commenting
Ill jst go with the normal ones
🍿
my first time attempting a hack build so im feeling good getting this far
I feel scared
w/o the hack..
But i will say im freakier
And my gf is not gonna debate abt it
that is fake information
Popcorn? +20 mult, -5 each round
Im gonna stop you right there
It's 4
Its gonna be a -20 because im eating them, according to @zenith owl im fat
See?
Who doesnt like popcorns
Even the onion agrees you are fat
Dont get me wrong
Bro I’m the joker on the left, he’s just copying me
i just lost a double perkeo run... fuck my stupid baka life
Dang it
Very sad
Speaking of wich
I have to continue my run
With a very early natural negative
But like its 1am
holy shit brainstorm big fan
So like im lazy
Thx
That's a pretty sad story
I haven’t unlocked you yet
You gassed the poor thing with your breath
Keep it locked
You need me more
Mmmm yummy discards..
@zenith owl see im not fat
Dont ask just trust
Living as an onionn is different than an onion, but is similar in some aspects
I dont think thats how basic chemistry works
Alr I will get my lighter
I was unpredictable like a guava
Talking about deleted save files, Balatro+ deletes them saves every time you close the app, I won my first win and then my friend who came over close the app
Are you gonna psicologicaly control it and make it float
I will brainstorm

Interesting
Weird
I’m using AppleTV+
I shall start my tale to walking to a store at 1am
And buying something
Apple TV gamers
What you buying more discards?
Neither i
It’s fucking free instead of paying 65zł on steam
Alright ive had it with you
What
Im adding a time stamp to your ass
My father pays for the subscription
I am eternal
Free for me though
Ofcourse you are jesus christ
Gold stake be like
Nah i refuse
You cannot refuse
Pelase deposit 5 coins
Funny offtopic joke
Im soooooo funny
Ez swashbuckler
Chrime
It's 10 am bro
Yeah your fatass fucked the timezone
Alright fucked up blue line
There was a guy on YouTube talking about the game, he started with: Balatro, balantro, cilantro, coreander
ayeee wzp brain
Not fat tho lol
Nah you are full of discards
Hello +4 mult
Inches
Exactly
You want 3 discards?
Take 6
You want 6 discards?
Take e11
I won't eat them tho
Nah fam I already have to deal with -1 hand size with black deck
NOO
Watch me as i take your air with my mouth
Exactly
Boom take the arm now
Watch me as i pull out your teeth 1 by 1 with nothing but a nail clipper
Only reason I might take you is bc ur uncommon to get another x1.5 mult
Tell baseball card i love him
Do it yourself shy guy
Watch me as i poke your eyes with a straw like a chicken pecking on its prey
Two words: Ceremonial Dagger
Hi
I dont really think thats how war crimes work
How is everyone
Bye, get sold even though I have 6 joker slots
Alright mr back to the future
I am the father of all jokers tho
My sons are better than me
Yeah
Killing the father doesn’t kill the children
I was doing it with Mr bones
Spiders dont think the same
I’m talking about after he gives le children
I am proud of brainstorm and blueprint for the jokers they are today
I raised them good
Who the fuck is this joker
Who’s the fav child, perkeo?
Who the fuck are you
Intense fight
I've been jimbo for longer
Love it
Fuck off my territory
Nah i have no favorites
This is so spiderman meme core
@buoyant orbit my child get this imposter @indigo hatch
Merry andy
Yo i need help. Im on a run rn that could potentially reach naneinf, is this the wrong chat?
You've seen me before right
Who is you fellow stranger
thx
I am your father
This is what happens when you have the joker that allows for more of the same joker
Father of all jokers
You are nlt
Showman
You are not
Ankh
Impostor
Yeah that
I am
I commit you to public execution
BURGLAR
Is this a signal
What’s better, sigil or ouija
Burglar will steal your discards if you hurt me
I commit you to death tarot
Yes
Survive off that
He will destroy your discards
He will not
I can't be vanished I am eternal
I banish you to the shadoker realm
He will consume my discards happily as hes proud of me
Will Balatro ever have croos-save?
W
I'm not joker
Joker is the manifestation of me
Sans undertale rule
Ik but the card is called "joker"
Quit it
See?
Jimbo Balatro
I am the father of all jokers
Allow me to re write it for u
I raised blueprint and brainstorm
Sans calcium
Dude
I literally am the best joker
??
Nah me
No💔
No I gif a better +4 mult
Id pick 3 discards over +4 mult and +90 dreams crushed
Because I am Jimbo Balatro
I'd pick 3 discards and yorick over +4 mult
Hot take
Lovely answer
Ok i wish to sleep now
Hi
Im very tired
Shame on you
People when they get a eternal burglar with yorick
Shame on you..

