🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

TRUE

[random cedar]

what are we talking about

[devout atlas]

Food it seems

[random cedar]

i like dragonfruit

[slim junco]

my oranges have been so chewy lately and it's made me so angry

[kind field]

i had a proper tomato soup for the first time a few weeks ago and it was so good

[slim junco]

its so good

[red hamlet]

boykisser tarot

[slim junco]

not canned?

[devout atlas]

For me dragon fruit has no taste.

[random cedar]

i guess

[devout atlas]

İt's on I guess

[wraith nexus]

Mashed potatoes with peas and banquet Salisbury steak
Trust me
(Also totally spelt that right)

[red hamlet]

look how peak

[devout atlas]

Best fruit is either Mango or watermelon
Or even Kiwi

[slim junco]

tv dinner meal

[kind field]

the texture of unsloppified/deconstructed fruit makes me throw up

[random cedar]

you see
to me, the fact it has no taste is amazing because its a superfood that greatly benefits you

[slim junco]

mango mango mango..

[wraith nexus]

Yes but it’s amazing when it’s sloped into the mashed potato’s

[kind field]

whats a salisbury steak

[devout atlas]

So normal fruit?

[random cedar]

so therefore i cant complain about the taste...if it dont got one...

[random cedar]

thats AI art isnt it

[kind field]

yes canned ;-;

[slim junco]

ah

[red hamlet]

now that you mention it

[weary wigeon]

mrrh

[devout atlas]

Fair i mean nothing is a super good except pizza

[kind field]

yeah, replace it with some actual art lmao

[random cedar]

TRUE

[kind field]

unfortunately so

[random cedar]

i disagree, taste is subjective
like my favorite foods are salad or spaghetti

[devout atlas]

Pizza has Carbs
Protein
Dairy and calcium
Minerals through vegetables

[kind field]

BESIDES AVOCADO

[wraith nexus]

Oh
You’ve never had peak

[devout atlas]

Salad is rabbits food

Give me meat

[kind field]

the slop rule applies to avocado

[red hamlet]

i think it's the only one in the pack that's liek that lmfao
sucks 😔

[empty patio]

Selling trib for c9 any day

[slim junco]

peak is oyster crackers and apple juice

[kind field]

ehhh, yukhoe will likely still be my favourite if i try it

[slim junco]

whats that deck lookin like

[empty patio]

Trib is pretty much useless with pants

[devout atlas]

What about crunchy foods?

[wraith nexus]

I highly recommend it if you ever see it

[wraith nexus]

Peak is a single monster and sushi

[devout atlas]

Like fries are crispy/crunchy

[kind field]

hmm okay!

[empty patio]

But this

Still selling trib

I only want stickers

[slim junco]

4 dolar 🔥🔥

[kind field]

depends on the level, if it tears up my mouth no but if not then hell yeah

[slim junco]

sushi is lowkey kinda icky

[empty patio]

I just want the sticker

[kind field]

ooo yes

[slim junco]

fairfairfair

[devout atlas]

TBF i drench my fries in sauce.

Right ima sleep GN!;

[kind field]

frankly, sushi is a godsend if you like the texture, and if you do like it, try yukhoe

[devout atlas]

My wife is attacking me in bed

So GN again

[slim junco]

goodnight brother

[random cedar]

oh i LOOOOVE sushi

[kind field]

gn!

[random cedar]

i love rice

[slim junco]

the texture is fine the taste is like a mush in the bad way

[kind field]

TRY YUKHOEjust dont eat too much of it, the human body isnt made for raw beef

[slim junco]

suoer overbearing when I've had it

[random cedar]

i dont know about that, ill just stick to my normal lovely little dragon rolls

[final delta]

anyone need some copy's

[slim junco]

copy my wee joker

[kind field]

add soysauce? its usually really nice, unless its like bad gas station stuff

[final delta]

I can't unfortunately that's blueprints job

[slim junco]

[kind field]

well, if you are at a korean bbq place that serves it, i highly reccomend giving it a shot

[random cedar]

copy my money infinite money glitch 🔥

[slim junco]

I had it from a restaurant, if I ever go back ill try the soy sauce

[obsidian relic]

high card build go brrr

[random cedar]

nah i never go to a korean bbq spot
ive actually only been to a sushi place in specific once or twice
my local harris teeter and publix's sell sushi rolls but i wanna go out and get sushi some time

[kind field]

good! may have also been the kind of fish that was on it

[kind field]

hmmm okay

[random cedar]

yeahhh im not too indulged into sushi but i like what i get atleast

[kind field]

reasonable, not many are

[random cedar]

i mean like i am
but im not willing to try something with raw beef lol

i wouldnt go out of my way for toooo much

[kind field]

most do find it gross

[random cedar]

oh i found that out the hard way

gave my friend a peice of a roll

[snow wharf]

Yo I need someone's help in a run 😭

[random cedar]

dude spat it out and almost puked in the parking lot LMAO

[kind field]

have you ever had any form of non fish raw meat???

[snow wharf]

Guys what the frick do I do 😭😭

[random cedar]

oh i have but something about raw beef sounds even worse

[kind field]

ahhh unfortunate, a weakling

[indigo hatch]

JEVIL

[snow wharf]

And this is my deck..

[random cedar]

?! LOL

WHAT THE HELL

[kind field]

its the best ?????]

[snow wharf]

idek how I got here

4 inisvible jokers in a row

[kind field]

its shredded so its not chewy

[random cedar]

is itttttt i think i would prefer the fish though

oh

that sounds better then

[kind field]

exactly

[indigo hatch]

Hi guys

[slim junco]

goodness gracious

[random cedar]

i thought it was like large amounts per piece

[kind field]

hello jimbo from hit game baltro

[indigo hatch]

Hello Everynyan

Oh my gah

[kind field]

woaahhh

[random cedar]

hello jimbob from balatrob

[indigo hatch]

How are you, fine thank you

[kind field]

quick pivot to 5 of a kind

[snow wharf]

I have, flush 5 lmao

I have like 90 fricking cards

[indigo hatch]

Akaash

[snow wharf]

Yes

[kind field]

goood

[indigo hatch]

Imagine u get negative mime bp and baron

[snow wharf]

That would be insane

unfortauntely my build is w aces

[indigo hatch]

Btw

[snow wharf]

I can spectral a dna to be negative, then buy bloodstone and sell insivible joker

I think

[indigo hatch]

What's the seed I wanna try to later

[snow wharf]

uhh

[indigo hatch]

Before that sell invisible

[snow wharf]

can u check before the run ends?

[indigo hatch]

So it's not neg invis

[snow wharf]

Nah bloodstone would be better

to copy

[kind field]

why is the plasma deck so op 😭

[final delta]

Bet 🔥

[indigo hatch]

When u win yea

[red hamlet]

cause it does funny things to your score

[snow wharf]

alr I'll lyk when it ends lol

[kind field]

Balanced, as all things should be

[snow wharf]

wish me luck gang 😂

[indigo hatch]

Gl

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/original-by-apnoiac-signalis-ariane-yeong-elster-lstr-512-gif-10494448916289258425

[kind field]

GL 07

[kind field]

holy crap no way

[indigo hatch]

o7

[red hamlet]

methinks me lay down

[woeful surge]

yo

[snow wharf]

YOOOOO

WAHT THEFRICK

[red hamlet]

chicot

[snow wharf]

The craziest seeds ever holy 😭

Do I seel bloodstone or a dna for the legendary?

[red hamlet]

dna

[snow wharf]

I have 48 glass holographic ace of hearts

yeah ok

[snow wharf]

bro

ur a prophet lmao

Called it, its chicot

[tough edge]

since u have 5 dnas

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350313978382913536/OzlPOp7.GIF

[tough edge]

do u get 5 copies

[red hamlet]

yuh

[snow wharf]

yuh

but lowk it doesn't do anything for me now

since the next blind is like face cards face down

[kind field]

theres a place under my left elbow to the side a bit that i can like, wiggle a finger under the tendon and into the joint and it makes my entire arm feel like its being shocked by 80 volts of electricity is that normal

[snow wharf]

no

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/never-speak-again-never-speak-again-neverspeakagain-gif-16043610789781190337

[kind field]

its not there on my right elbo

might be because i got hit by a car?

since thats where i first hit the hood and bounced off of it

[slim junco]

????? 😭😭😭

you're speaking so casually

"yeah I got hit by a car might have hurt me a bit"

[kind field]

oh no it definitely hurt me, the broken leg was just more of an issue at the time so i didnt notice any other injuries

[snow wharf]

I ooped

[red hamlet]

There's a spot on my shin where I can't feel anything

[snow wharf]

Here's the seed @indigo hatch

[indigo hatch]

Tysm

[snow wharf]

This is how far you can go with 5 dnas and a legendary lmao

But lowk since it was from 4 insivible jokers, there's gotta be some crazy combos on this seed

[indigo hatch]

True

Bro

I'm gonna fucking route the shit out of this

[snow wharf]

And if u copied kings instead, maybe baron or smth too

[kind field]

oo same for me but for the left side of my knee

[snow wharf]

LMAOO

[indigo hatch]

Gy2y7eib

[snow wharf]

GY2Y7EIB, yup

[indigo hatch]

Alr brb guys

[snow wharf]

cya

oh also it was a rlly weird start

I began on ante 0 bc of the voucher, and then I misplayed a spectral card

[cedar goblet]

I just played a few sandbox fights in blade and sorcery nomad and honestly it was fucking amazing and also the best workout I’ve had in a while
I have amazing VR sealegs but terrible physical endurance

[wide cradle]

question
for the videos and streams, can we post ANYTHING balatro related (as long as its sfw, of course)

[tough edge]

u can post anything

[indigo hatch]

I believe I found 5 invisibles

[deft sierra]

any easy way to unlock all legendary cards?

i swear soul cards are so rare

[indigo hatch]

Unlock all button

[deft sierra]

no thats cheating

[indigo hatch]

Boo hoo

Do it yaself or cheat

[wide cradle]

ok ty!

[deft sierra]

i like unlocking achievements n shit

im just wondering if theres some sort of method to getting soul cards

[indigo hatch]

Yup that's 5

This seed crazy as shit

4,5,6,9,10

Wait

This could be the ultimate photochad build

@snow wharf this seed is fucking crazy

[serene verge]

pure luck and a lot of play time

open every specteral and tarrot pack you see

[indigo hatch]

You could literally just

[serene verge]

and maybe check if omen globe changes the chances

[indigo hatch]

Reset reset for spectral and arcana tags

[snow wharf]

yeah that's what I'm saying bro 😭😭😭

I lowk wasted it on the dnas

[indigo hatch]

5 invis crazy

[snow wharf]

HOOLLLLLLY

[serene verge]

5 wee jokers

[indigo hatch]

5 jimbos

[snow wharf]

Damn 😭

[serene verge]

+20 mult

thats better than gros micheal

[indigo hatch]

Jokes aside

You can just

Save up the invis

Because ante 9 same reroll as the invis [4th]

There's a brainstorm

[snow wharf]

yeah ik

I couldn't pick it up tho

Oh shit

I see what ur saying tho

[indigo hatch]

Huh

[serene verge]

whats the thing your using to look at a seed?

[indigo hatch]

Ye

[snow wharf]

yeah bc I wanted 5 dnas 😭😭😭

[indigo hatch]

MathIsFuns the soul on github

[serene verge]

thanks

[indigo hatch]

I'll link it

https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/?ante=10&cardsPerAnte=15%2C0%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50&seed=GY2Y7EIB this specifically is the seed we talking about

But u can change it

[snow wharf]

Yo but there's also a negative voucher, and a negative spectral in the shop

[indigo hatch]

Where

[snow wharf]

so u could get 6x brainstorm + whatever joker u want to copy

[indigo hatch]

Antimatter I assume u mean btw

[snow wharf]

idk but I remember skipping for a negative somewhere then selling it bc it was an 8-tarot joker

[snow wharf]

yeah that's what I meant

[indigo hatch]

I'll check where the negative tag is

And if u wanna find stuff urself

[snow wharf]

pretty sure it was early on

[indigo hatch]

https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/?ante=10&cardsPerAnte=15%2C0%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50%2C50&seed=GY2Y7EIB

Just go there

[snow wharf]

aight bet

[indigo hatch]

And click the disect button or wtv

And go down

On the page

[snow wharf]

yea here it is

[indigo hatch]

Fucking hell thay was fast

IT COULD BE CHAD

[willow kite]

my first double legendary, watch it be chicot

[snow wharf]

THATD BE FIRE

[snow wharf]

oh gl

[indigo hatch]

Photochadchadchadchad

[willow kite]

oh my

[indigo hatch]

Dude

[snow wharf]

Oh wait bro

[indigo hatch]

9k9hn seed flashbacks

[snow wharf]

there's a wraith that shop I think

can that combo work or nah

[indigo hatch]

Huh

[snow wharf]

Bc the wraith spawned a insivible joker I thought

[indigo hatch]

Wait

It's IN THE SHOP

[snow wharf]

huh

[indigo hatch]

Like ghost deck?

[snow wharf]

what is

[indigo hatch]

Wraith

[snow wharf]

Yeah

this is spectral deck

so it appears in shop

[indigo hatch]

So this I the invis seed?

[snow wharf]

yeah

[indigo hatch]

Btw

2 invis is infinite money

[snow wharf]

huh

rlly?

y

[indigo hatch]

So

Basically

If you dupe a active invis

[snow wharf]

ohhh

[wide sundial]

Yo my xbox subscptiton just ran out and i cant playu anymore

[indigo hatch]

It keeps all the stats

[random cedar]

wait

[snow wharf]

does that work? 😂😂

lmao that's crazy

[random cedar]

why doesnt balatro have vc's

[indigo hatch]

New account

1 buck game pasa

[wide sundial]

yeah i got it

[indigo hatch]

Do it again

[wide sundial]

i dont think i can

[indigo hatch]

You can

I did it for 3 years

[random cedar]

ngl this server needs vc's

i feel it would get some engagement

[willow kite]

its showtime

[indigo hatch]

SELL EVERYTHING ELSE

Than the kegs

Legs

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-pizzer-sogga-floppa-big-floppa-ironic-pizza-gif-21159820

[wide sundial]

it won't let me

[snow wharf]

pizzer

[indigo hatch]

By that you mean

[buoyant orbit]

im here

to just

do nothing

[quaint halo]

Just smashed my high score by a billion points (54M > 91B)

[indigo hatch]

Btw are you om Microsoft edge

[wide sundial]

@indigo hatch i can t renew for 1$

[quaint halo]

Couldn't find a baron for the life of me

[indigo hatch]

Oh shit i forgot

They removed it

Damn

[wide sundial]

yeah

im cooked

[indigo hatch]

Do you got a android or smth

[wide sundial]

nah im on pc

[indigo hatch]

Oh

Well

[wide sundial]

and i have an iphone

[indigo hatch]

All you can do now

Is either

Pay 10 bucks

Or

Yarr harr fiddelty dee

[wide sundial]

huh

[indigo hatch]

Do what you want cuz a pirate is free🔥 🔥

[wide sundial]

i aint pirating

[indigo hatch]

Well I bought the game on PC but pirated on mobile

[buoyant orbit]

i did

on my phone

[indigo hatch]

Yeah same

[buoyant orbit]

but i did bought it on my pc

[indigo hatch]

But i still bought the game

Yeah

[snow wharf]

Wait how do u pirate mobile 😭😭

[random cedar]

same only because i couldnt get the game pass version on phone

[buoyant orbit]

apk

[snow wharf]

I pirated on computer lmao

[indigo hatch]

Apk

[buoyant orbit]

not rlly that hard

[random cedar]

androids

[indigo hatch]

Android is 1000000x better than aple

[buoyant orbit]

iOS is more funky about apks

idk how it works

[analog hatch]

Sigh.. pirating balatro... smite this man....

[indigo hatch]

Ipas

[random cedar]

i got the game via gamepass and if i could i would pay for mobile but i dont think its worth it

[buoyant orbit]

idk i have an android

[indigo hatch]

I BOUGHT THE GAME

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals

[grave lodge]

I prefer pears myself

[random cedar]

if i had the money i wouldddd

[analog hatch]

Still pirated on mobile!! Smited!!!

[indigo hatch]

Pearphone from icarly

[random cedar]

brah!! im paying a subscription to this guy!!

[analog hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/storm-lightning-thunder-and-gif-14505668

[grave lodge]

And Victorious too, don't forget about that

[random cedar]

and i hardly play mobile! i just do it when im in class

otherwise game pass all the way

[indigo hatch]

Balatro players are so similar

• autistic

🔥

[grave lodge]

Real

[buoyant orbit]

the poker dealer staring at me as i do black magic to turn my card into glass

[indigo hatch]

The poker dealer when I walk into the bar with

A photo

3 pieces of paper with the words joker

[buoyant orbit]

''ah yes my precious jimbo''

[indigo hatch]

But the o is hanging

And a guy at a stand up comedy show

[grave lodge]

Black mentioned (I hate black deck, worst deck)

[indigo hatch]

With some cards on a paper

Gets 1,000,000,000 chips

Cashes put for 7 bucks

[buoyant orbit]

me and the dealer analizing why did a text appeard on top spelling ''Extinct'' as my banana dissapeard out of my hand as i was about to eat it

[indigo hatch]

And then another banana appears

Except it's floating

[buoyant orbit]

this might be a jolly lovely answer

[indigo hatch]

And every time you try and eat it

Yk what

Next time I can I will

[buoyant orbit]

i would have done it

[indigo hatch]

I will fuel your gambling addiction

[grave lodge]

What a wonderful introduction

[cursive kernel]

guys my mult got totally shit on and i still won... im so confused how i didnt die tbh

got very lucky i suppose???

[buoyant orbit]

if i didnt spent what i had left on buying geoemtry dash cards

[swift sail]

rule 8

[grave lodge]

Maybe you had a lot of chips?

[indigo hatch]

Cow

[wide sundial]

mb

[indigo hatch]

I will

When I get money

It's 10 bucks right

[cursive kernel]

no idea, since i thought i was totally relying on my +270 mult as my only solid +mult

[buoyant orbit]

how about we all go out and have some mcdonalds

[grave lodge]

Around that much

[indigo hatch]

Aight

[wide cradle]

moo

[grave lodge]

White stake?

[thorny skiff]

270 is shit????

[grave lodge]

Yeah that's what I'm thinking

[indigo hatch]

Yes

[cursive kernel]

well the boss reset it to 0

[indigo hatch]

Yes it is

[grave lodge]

Because 270 is decent

[grave lodge]

HUH?!

[cursive kernel]

i said it got shit on

[grave lodge]

Which boss does that? I'm lost rn

[wide sundial]

@indigo hatch yeah

its 10 bucks

[indigo hatch]

I'll gift you it when I can man

[cursive kernel]

it was bootstraps and i had around 600 money, and i am playing a two pair hand, and the boss set money to 0 when playing 2 pair

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/820691424340606987.gif?v=1&size=64&quality=lossless

[velvet flame]

what scaling cards got you 270 flat mult

oo bootstraps yea

[indigo hatch]

Whoppnam bluecord style

[buoyant orbit]

maro gangan styl

[fringe thorn]

BALATRO!!!!

[indigo hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[buoyant orbit]

ok im mad now

i want to find this song name now

[indigo hatch]

Huh

[grave lodge]

Ahhh, I see

Oh damn...

[cursive kernel]

im trying to compress the video of me clutching up so i can show you

[buoyant orbit]

its been 4 damn years

[grave lodge]

That's actually so rough

[buoyant orbit]

and i cant find it

[indigo hatch]

I'll help hold on

[cursive kernel]

i could have gotten so much further if i had re roll or smthn

so sad

[indigo hatch]

What video

[buoyant orbit]

belive me its not worth trying to help

its an .mp3

i got arround 5 dumped files

trying to find who made them

[indigo hatch]

Ok

[buoyant orbit]

💔

[indigo hatch]

Who tryna 1v1 me

[cursive kernel]

clutch of century ig

damn didnt realise it was so long...

[indigo hatch]

Hurry it up buddy

Turn on 4x

[wide sundial]

long video i swear

[buoyant orbit]

the best 3 minutes of my life

[cursive kernel]

basically was doing only 2 pair idk why and i had so much money cus i got both interest upgrades and the to the moon

[wide sundial]

@indigo hatch check your dms

[cursive kernel]

and yeah

[indigo hatch]

Bro won by like 2.7b

[cursive kernel]

i was hopinh Id keep the mult until after the boss hit but nah

its just cus the glass cards gave me basically the same amount of mult i was getting from the joker itself anyway

272 +mult isnt really much tbh

well i mean its a lot but yk

it had so much more potential but its my highest run ever so im pretty proud

if only it wasnt green stake..

thats a lot of stuff!

i feel like hex goes perfectly with infinite jokers

[grave lodge]

Playing on 0.5x speed

[indigo hatch]

Dead chat

[grave lodge]

I'm gonna cry 😔

[indigo hatch]

Nvm

[grave lodge]

Bones joker

Or whatever his name is

Dr Bones

[indigo hatch]

Mr. BONES

Dr???

Doctor pepper

[grave lodge]

Sell it

You'll get a double tag, trust

[indigo hatch]

It isn't diet

So it's a quad tag

[grave lodge]

😲

Wowie!

Quad negative tag!!!

[indigo hatch]

One time

[grave lodge]

(they're all eternal eggs)

[indigo hatch]

I got 1024 double tags

I got 1029 jokers vro

I had a bunch of chees

Soo I just kept p rerolli g

[grave lodge]

Cheese 🥦

[indigo hatch]

Chunk of cheese

[grave lodge]

Yum

[indigo hatch]

I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all of de girls 2 take of der undapans

[grave lodge]

Jimbo has lost the plot

[indigo hatch]

I'm thelead singer of my band my salsa gets all of de pretty girls to take of der underpans

My salsa

[tawdry veldt]

hi guys

[indigo hatch]

Me when I'm playing sonic adventure and the large cat fellow can't see

[cedar goblet]

I have a Dr Pepper shirt on rn

It’s really comfy

[indigo hatch]

Doctor pepper best soda imo

[cedar goblet]

Agreed

[cursive kernel]

guys dont tell anyone but im actually THE john balatro

[indigo hatch]

No

[cursive kernel]

no snitching cus im undercover

[cursive kernel]

yes

[indigo hatch]

RT is John and I'm Jimbo

[cursive kernel]

houxe

[indigo hatch]

Can i steal this sir

[cedar goblet]

I already stole it so

I don’t see why you couldn’t

[indigo hatch]

Thank you my good sir

[wooden night]

hey i need some help, is it better to sell socks n buskin to try for another hanging chad?

[grave lodge]

Rip

[indigo hatch]

If this illegal may I be smited

[cedar goblet]

I sleep

[indigo hatch]

Smell suck and boskin

[cedar goblet]

Tired

[indigo hatch]

Gn

[cedar goblet]

Goombight

[indigo hatch]

Goon dight

[neon mulch]

Balatrimbo

[indigo hatch]

That's me

[final delta]

im about to crash out

i lost a run on the A8 boss

[vocal chasm]

That's the A8 boss' job

[final delta]

@red hamlet where was you when i needed you

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?

[final delta]

i play english and speak balatro

[molten oasis]

Jimbo balatro

I love +4 mult

[indigo hatch]

Yup that's my face reveal

[molten oasis]

[ember jetty]

[deft sierra]

god i hate this college class

cant do shit cause half the links are outdated as balls

wish i could just play balatro instead

[strong rose]

🂾🂽🂻🂸🂷↑↑↑↑↑ +10 +10 Mult x2 Mult x2 Mult Again! +10 +10 Mult x2 Mult x2 Mult Again! +10 +10 Mult x2 Mult x2 Mult Again! +10 +10 Mult x2 Mult x2 Mult Again! +10 +10 Mult x2 Mult x2 Mult +10 Again! +10 +10 Again! +10 +8 Again! +8 +7 Again! +7 🔥[270 × 128,328]🔥 ⛀34,648,560 🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→ 🂠→🂠→🂠→ ←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠

[final delta]

+10 x8 -8 +3 +6 Nope! Again!

[indigo hatch]

10 ⁵⁰ 10¹⁰ x2 x2 Again! X2 X2 Again! x2 x2 Balanced 1.293e12

9⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹x9x9x9x9x9x99x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x⁹⁹⁹⁹x9999999^2e17⁷

[runic parrot]

here we go bois..

[indigo hatch]

Good luck bro

[runic parrot]

pls dont crash

[indigo hatch]

Good luck

[vale fog]

NANEINF HERE WE GO

[wide trail]

Ante 1

[strong rose]

🃒↑ +2 [7 × 1] Balanced 🔥[1.341e154 x 1.341e154]🔥 ⛀ naneinf 🂠→ 🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→🂠→ ←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠←🂠

[uncut ember]

pog start

[lime mist]

this is a real "the book was written in parkour" moment

[vocal chasm]

Curse of Ra but with Balatro

[lime mist]

Debuffed be Upon Thee! Curse of Plant!

[strong rose]

not the plant

:NOTLIKETHIS:

[uneven edge]

do I have the setup for potential naninf

[runic parrot]

of course

red seal?

[fallen cave]

Hi friends

I got my first win with the checkered deck and I felt like a god

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/коткат-кот-кит-тварина-ахха-gif-26478588

hi chat

[uneven edge]

yes but they’re golds because I was money farming

[vocal chasm]

Congrats dude

[fallen cave]

The only downside is that I used unlock to get the deck so no achievements 😞

[runic parrot]

thats still fine.. dont get too greedy tho

with that setup u only need to look for boss reroll to serpent

[uneven edge]

yeah I can still get antimatter for another spot so i’m keeping them gold for now

considering my point scoring is decent.

[quasi quiver]

chat who @'d me

[runic parrot]

but i dont know how strong is plasma tho

[fallen cave]

I've only had the game for a few days so I don't know all the jokers

[quasi quiver]

did you really just @ me at midnight

[fallen cave]

I did have the one that increases mult with every planet card and the one that makes planet cards free

[quasi quiver]

where's my gif
maybe it could be that one where the guy spreads open his arms (the two on the side being kings and queens) idk

[low sphinx]

the first one is called constellation

[runic parrot]

good combo

[fallen cave]

Im still not remotely close to hitting the scores with an E in them

I can't imagine the dopamine that delivers

[keen hemlock]

can someone explain to me what a blueprint is i keep seeing people getting excited they got one

[uncut ember]

i only have 30 hrs rn and my highest is 8m

in one hand

[uncut ember]

copies card to the right

[ruby tide]

lusamine is hot as hell

[final delta]

Again! nope! nope! nope! nope! nope! balanced! 2038× 29+ $938 9918274 ♤♡◇◇♡♤♡◇◇♧◇♡♡◇◇♡◇♡◇♡

[civic rock]

this guy HAUNTS me send help

[slim tangle]

square joker is total doodoo

hot take

he desperately needs to get reworked, even runner scales better

[random plover]

square joker being square is cute but he scales like ass

[slim tangle]

imagine a joker that relies on you playing straights consistently scaling better. thats really shit

hot take i think violet vessel should be reworked too

[chilly otter]

jus beat the game with only joker stencil

[quasi quiver]

hi yorick

[slim tangle]

sometimes the sudden, immense point increase is too much. all the other finishers you can play around easily but violet vessel can sometimes just be completely impossible if you can't score enough in that time

[verbal zephyr]

yes make it bigger

[random plover]

i was just stuck on purple stake for like 2 weeks and beat it first run of my night with a hologram build

[verbal zephyr]

wrong reply

whatever

[slim tangle]

like the only way to consistently play around violet is to reroll it using directors cut

[random plover]

hi triboulet

[chilly otter]

LOL I JUST GOT 2 JOKER SENTCILS

[slim tangle]

thats not great

if you have to completely skip it for it to be at all consistent, that's not a good design

[quasi quiver]

just got five of a kind on ante not even boss

[verbal zephyr]

violet vessel should be 10x base

[quasi quiver]

flush house with clubs on boss

[magic schooner]

Would you rather play a flush house or a lunch mouse

[quasi quiver]

photo-sock and buskin might be close to photochad

[fervent cosmos]

Would you rather flush house or house a flush

[magic schooner]

I'd rather smush a grouch

[quasi quiver]

id rather divorce chicot

[uncut magnet]

Does burglar mess with delayed gratification procs

[quasi quiver]

FINALLY get to discard all my jacks at once

[magic schooner]

It takes your discards so yea

[uncut magnet]

Yeah I figured

[magic schooner]

It's ok we still love burglar right

He does his best

[quasi quiver]

did what i had to do and lost the run afterwards but it was worth it for the horrid unlock i was going for

[magic schooner]

Which unlock

[vocal chasm]

Burglar and green joker is peak

[digital tusk]

just brought jimbo for the first time <3

[strong rose]

why does game want me to play face cards today

im getting more face card jokers than usual

lol

[elfin briar]

peak balala

[serene verge]

riff raff thinks hes on the team 💔

[elfin briar]

real

[shell dirge]

ante 8 with only madness

[brazen phoenix]

i love riff raff

[fast nymph]

What was the hand level bruh

[digital tusk]

[fast nymph]

Love it when photochad and Hanging pull up

[ionic remnant]

you don't even remember your own spouse

smfh

[ionic remnant]

he's polychrome and their only source of xmult 🥀

[digital tusk]

rifrf-raff is so on the team meanies

[ionic remnant]

that's what im saying

[sweet hare]

Ma

[sharp shore]

This is my best attempt at finding the highest possible score in ante 1 big blind. Starting on yellow deck, play one hand to get to first shop with $22. Buy an arcana pack for $4 to get triboulet from soul, a joker pack for 6th sense, a sock and buskin, and the sun (or any other suit tarot). This leaves nothing in the shop, and you move onto the big blind. In big blind, play a single 6 to obtain a wraith, use to get a blueprint, then play a flush house of kings and queens. any attempt to further my idea is appretiated

[ionic remnant]

How do you make it a flush house

Ik sun but

[sweet hare]

flush house is crazy

[sharp shore]

using the tarot from first shop

[ionic remnant]

That only affects 3 cards

Oh wait

Yeah I guess it's possible

[sharp shore]

you already have 2 hearts

[ionic remnant]

Question is

How do we reverse engineer this seed lol

[sharp shore]

its higher than 5 of a kind, and unless theres a way to get flush five idk

[sharp shore]

haha i wish

[digital tusk]

sometimes i feel like the game just forces a win 😭

[ionic remnant]

hologramphic

[random tendon]

baron runs are always beautiful to see

[digital tusk]

you get the three holograms by ante 4 too

[ionic remnant]

none mime?

[random tendon]

I'm currently searching for it

[ionic remnant]

give me your seed

[random tendon]

as well as blueprint

[digital tusk]

41XH4WN5

[ionic remnant]

thank u

[digital tusk]

you get a duplicate joker from 6th sense

and there's a double joker in an early shop

[ionic remnant]

invis?

[acoustic scroll]

Is there deadass a Balatro shipping fandom?

[digital tusk]

no :(

[ionic remnant]

how do u get the third?

[ionic remnant]

don't go on r/balatromance

[acoustic scroll]

The joker truly laughs at us

[digital tusk]

ohh wauit i thought you meant does the joker have an invis tag

theres an invis joker yea

[acoustic scroll]

[random tendon]

burnt and hallucination are the next to go once I see my needed jokers

[elfin briar]

id use another xmult joker but as you can probably tell i couldnt get a singl eone

not very cool of you john balala

[ionic remnant]

do you mean negative tag?

[digital tusk]

yea 😭 im so tired omg sorry

[hallow aurora]

Its been over 3+ months since we heard we getting update 2025. Bruh this takes another 3 months to say what we even getting? Would be funny if we got the update on Dec 31st 2025

[ionic remnant]

update 2025 be patient

the games good enough as is

mr thunk doesn't have to give us anything else and the games a classic

be grateful

[hallow aurora]

Yeah its good just feels weird to mention we getting update then go radio silent for the next months

[ionic remnant]

he didn't go radio.silent

there was that one interview

like last month

[ionic remnant]

kill hallucination first.pls

[hallow aurora]

Its Either somthing not working or he is trying to make sure the wait is worth it. Either way 3 months is a lot to ask for yet alone another word on it would be nice. At least somthing to give us to work with otherwise I would so let down if its small patch of things

[ionic remnant]

once again

there was another word on it last month

new jokers reworking stakes probably more

[hallow aurora]

Yeah but he didn't really go into detail because he wants to keep it close so we didn't really get anything but a single joker re-work which was really obvious that was getting rework

[ionic remnant]

brother

he's not gonna reveal exactly whats in the update

[hallow aurora]

Canio

Ill tell you rn

The update better be worth it lmfao

[ionic remnant]

i think you are acting a wee bit entitled about it

[vagrant bane]

Question

[ionic remnant]

like your time spent waiting for the update is more important

when really you can just play the damn game and wait

[vagrant bane]

If you got every rare Joker, and take a rare Joker tag can you get an extra rare Joker you already have

[hallow aurora]

Not really. The game is great on it own but its just icky when you mention the update coming but then 3+ months gone by we didn't get anything else but interview which let's be real for moment interview isnt really helping us much

[digital tusk]

jimbo will gain +4 mult every time they are brought in a game (leak)

[kind field]

should i use aura or familiar here

[hallow aurora]

Pog

[ionic remnant]

i can't believe localthunk is working really hard to create a new free update for the game and won't tell us everything he's adding and changing about it!

[hallow aurora]

Finally some update

[uneven edge]

is this optimal joker placement

[ionic remnant]

yes

probably

balanced triggers and scoring

[uneven edge]

damn canio themselves responded to me

[quasi quiver]

i forgot to sign chicot divorce papers too

[uneven edge]

where’s your brother rick at

[hallow aurora]

Then shouldn't be mentioning about the update in the first place then? Lmfao

[ionic remnant]

you're married to my fucking dad??

[uneven edge]

yo rick

[kind field]

help ;-;

[ionic remnant]

smfh

[quasi quiver]

who do you think gave birth to you??

cause i dont know either

[ionic remnant]

yorick is my son

[quasi quiver]

yoricks my goat, must be my son-in-law then

[hallow aurora]

Lmfao

Let's hope the "wait" was worth it

[digital tusk]

constellation round 1, do i buy or not

[ionic remnant]

yes

[hallow aurora]

See you in 3 months lol

[ionic remnant]

i hope it's not if only to piss you off

[digital tusk]

my poor interest

[uneven edge]

this probably has me concerned

[brave saddle]

i need to sell the brainstorm 😭😭😭😭😭

[kind field]

please help me here i am more divided than the united states rn ;-;

[ionic remnant]

ive never naneinf'd

[quasi quiver]

why though

[hallow aurora]

I would be disappointed waiting for 3+ months sure but ill just invest in other time on other games

[uneven edge]

I see

[ionic remnant]

but logically it makes sense

[brave saddle]

money

im broke

[uneven edge]

see my brain small

I just know what cards are good

[quasi quiver]

nuh uh

[ionic remnant]

sell dna?

send deck pics

[brave saddle]

glass generator

[ionic remnant]

okay and what of your gold cards

[digital tusk]

😭

[uneven edge]

you can get dna back

[ionic remnant]

you wanna take a golden ticket and your deck has barely any golds?

hmm

[uneven edge]

blueprint 100% not since you duped it already

[ionic remnant]

sell dna

you're fine

[brave saddle]

mmm ok

[low hornet]

just copy them gold cards

[brave saddle]

got a buncha glass cards

[ionic remnant]

you have 48 kings

hang some men

[brave saddle]

i have gotten a total of 2 hanged men

[ionic remnant]

get more then

[uneven edge]

@quasi quiver wheres your hot sister/wife at

perkeo

[brave saddle]

game says no

[uneven edge]

shes more useful than you for me rn

[bleak river]

1 in 2 moment

[ionic remnant]

im tribbys spouse

but we are separated at the moment

[uneven edge]

is that his sister then

idrc I need her

[ionic remnant]

who says perkeo is a girl

[uneven edge]

I dont discriminate

just what I prefer

[ionic remnant]

women can't create negative copies of consumables

[uneven edge]

💀

fair point

[brave saddle]

scary

[ionic remnant]

Perkeo is a man

Historically

I looked It up

[bleak river]

are u a man

[ionic remnant]

doctor

[uneven edge]

canio is a woMAN

[ionic remnant]

i am pagliacci

[bleak river]

didnt u murder ur wife on stage or sum

idk

[ionic remnant]

i think technically im a man but that would imply mpreg

which

not that there's anything wrong with that

[quasi quiver]

not true

[quasi quiver]

I DONT KNOW WHERE TRIBOULET 2 IS

[uneven edge]

IDRC

wheres perkeo

[quasi quiver]

@final delta @vivid sparrow

[final delta]

yes trib

[uneven edge]

actually im too late into my run to scale plutos

[dusky oasis]

Trib why do you exclude jacks

Are you racist

[uneven edge]

[kind field]

what great luck i was doomed from the start

[final delta]

@quasi quiver what did u need trib

[quasi quiver]

tom cruise

[uneven edge]

he didnt need you

[quasi quiver]

no i dont target minors

[uneven edge]

I did

[quasi quiver]

i mistook the KING for the QUEEN not the jack for the off

[low hornet]

banana

[final delta]

u need some consumables copying?

[final delta]

jey Cavendish

hey*

[brave saddle]

should i take the idol now or

[uneven edge]

yeah I did but now you arent convenient for me to see you

dw I objectify cards

if only you showed up 10 antes earlier

[bleak river]

i havent been seeing rick here recently

[uneven edge]

yes

[brave saddle]

byebye brainstorm

[uneven edge]

gun for hanged men so you don’t die from not hitting

woah

DO NOT trade brainstorm for idol

[wind dove]

Mr 456😭 🙏

[uneven edge]

trade your ticket

[brave saddle]

issue is im so far from getting all spade kings

[brave saddle]

40 cards 😭😭😭😭

[uneven edge]

damn

[brave saddle]

8 dollars

take it or leave it

[uneven edge]

you gotta get some immolates going

[brave saddle]

i have gotten

0 immolates this run

[final delta]

im sorry ill show up earlier next

[brave saddle]

imma skip the idol for now
farm sum money
and hope it shows up next ante

ohee

[final delta]

I can help you farm

[brave saddle]

too late

fifteen years too late

er

[uneven edge]

this family tree is too confusing

[brave saddle]

antes

[gritty delta]

So i was looking for any old content on balatro and i found this

[final delta]

why

[gritty delta]

Balatro and Switch in the year 2002. Mhm. Yeah. Sure.

[uneven edge]

who is yorick to you guys

and where is chicot

[low hornet]

g̷̉́a̵̒̀m̸͂̈e̵̕͝ ̷̛͂b̶̓͋a̷̍nana nana̷͐̑ ̷̃̍l̸͌alatrṑ

[final delta]

I don't remember his @ ngl

[final delta]

chicot is @red hamlet

[uneven edge]

well is he the hated son of the family

[final delta]

well trib and canio are married

not happily

but married

[gritty delta]

Oh

[uneven edge]

interesting

[final delta]

idk yoricks relaton ngl

[gritty delta]

So do i play along and say I’m Shinku Ortalab or…?

[final delta]

you can become a joker if u would like

[gritty delta]

Ok. I’m Shinku from hit mod Ortalab lol

[uneven edge]

become a brainstorm so everyone loves you

[final delta]

we have a brainstorm

[uneven edge]

or blueprint

aw

[final delta]

@willow chasm @zenith owl we have 2 actually

[willow chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-gif-12239950076086292480

[low hornet]

b̴̔̍s̵̎̑n̶̎̈́a̵̋̚n̸̏̄a̶͛͌

[final delta]

we have a blueprint i believe

[final delta]

not now Cavendish

[uneven edge]

THERES NO BARON

[lavish zenith]

brainstorm, copy my luchador

[final delta]

am I still weird

[gritty delta]

There we are. Had to find an image

[lavish zenith]

being weird is cool

[final delta]

love it

[uneven edge]

thats fire

[gritty delta]

If only i had nitro so i can put my pfp as that

[uneven edge]

weird doesnt mean uncool and bad

[final delta]

u hit me with a newspaper and made me leave

[lavish zenith]

as a bit, yes

[final delta]

I may be able to do free trial for u

[low hornet]

b́̈͝ś̿̊n̄̅͠ả̈̂n͗́͋ȃ̛̂ ̄̓

[gritty delta]

You don’t have to. I appreciate the offer tho

I’ll wait for discord to do it and then cancel my card connection/trial immediately

[final delta]

shut the fuck up

[lavish zenith]

why would there ever be beef between perkeo and shortcut

[final delta]

I am loved

[lavish zenith]

literally no synergy or antisynergy between those two jokers

[small wigeon]

Perkeo is overrated

[final delta]

your overrated

[lavish zenith]

and whats that got to do with shortcut

[small wigeon]

Nah shortcut should be a legendary joker over perkeo

[lavish zenith]

actually insane opinion

[small wigeon]

Underrated

[lavish zenith]

shortcut isn't that good

[primal sphinx]

Technically shortcut makes it easier to get blue seal saturns?

[lavish zenith]

shortcut is baller but it's not legendary status not by a mile

[low hornet]

b̵͑͠a̴̅̕n̶̋̈ã̷̅n̸͗̌a̷͛̓ ̴̄lalatro

[lavish zenith]

yeah i guess?

but like

[final delta]

and i make it easier to dupe them

[lavish zenith]

is that really what you want to use perkeo for

[small wigeon]

Only thing that might be better is four fingers

[primal sphinx]

You think I'm getting soul cards?

[lavish zenith]

four fingers is WORSE than shortcut

well

[primal sphinx]

My friend I've got a sly joker and 4 dollars

[lavish zenith]

not worse

about the same actually

[ionic remnant]

four fingers is goated

[lavish zenith]

four fingers is goated yeah

[primal sphinx]

One day I will win gold stake with 4f straight flush

[lavish zenith]

well, not goated

[ionic remnant]

yes goated

[lavish zenith]

it's just pretty alright

[ionic remnant]

dont disrespect my mans

[lavish zenith]

canio is goated

[ruby tide]

four fingers and shortcut are gay lovers that, ironically, make awesome straight flushes

[lavish zenith]

four fingers is just awesome

[small wigeon]

If they were combined they would definitely be legendary

[red hamlet]

[lavish zenith]

chicot is pretty swag

i like chicot

i will defend chicot's honor

[lavish zenith]

me as fuck

[primal sphinx]

Legendary joker: Gay

Any 5 cards of different ranks is a straight. Any 5 suited cards of different ranks is a straight flush.

[final delta]

me

[random tendon]

Imma give respect to this random but insane seed I got from yellow deck

[low hornet]

meh

[random tendon]

Opened balatro with Radiohead playing on my headphones

[final delta]

good

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[final delta]

copys ur consumable

[random tendon]

I love PERKEO

[lavish zenith]

shortcut is nice for straight flushes but im more of a flush house kind of guy

[final delta]

yuppieeeee

[small wigeon]

I will now disappear until 10am est to yap about shortcut and 4 fingers

But until then

[final delta]

mid shortcut

most overrated joker ever

[mystic nymph]

[quasi quiver]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

MY GOAT

[final delta]

all u can do is make straights with gap

I can literally make naneif

[quasi quiver]

shortcut is only good with four fingers for straight flushes

and thats for like

[final delta]

u server no purpose

[quasi quiver]

ensuring a build

[mystic nymph]

I am madly in love with this emoji

[red hamlet]

Serve*

[small wigeon]

Ok I’m gonna be honest

[final delta]

...

[ionic remnant]

chicot i love you

[quasi quiver]

who? who?? WHO YOU TALKIN TO WITH THAT TYPO?

[ionic remnant]

just thought you should know

[final delta]

shortcut

[quasi quiver]

chicot this is why i keep "forgetting" to sign the divorce papers

[ionic remnant]

i'm sorry all these people are being mean to you

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[earnest obsidian]

How do i unlock the other 15 challenges?

[quasi quiver]

oh lol you said it right after my message i forgot you were talking to shortcut as if the person had the joker as their profile

[small wigeon]

I
1.never used perkeo
2.never won a game of balatro

[red hamlet]

Chicot one of the bros that transitions but they still let her participate in bro stuff

[low hornet]

g̶̋̾a̸̓͂m̶̉̋é̶̔ ̷̍̚l̴̓́ā̶latro

[quasi quiver]

this is a good thing

[final delta]

..

[earnest obsidian]

Ive won with all decks