🎙・server-chat

[red hamlet]

20 bucks is 20 bucks

[bold maple]

Is it not the crt bloom thing?

[kind field]

i enjoy immolate

[elder salmon]

INVIS JOKER IS GONNA COPY INVIS HEAR ME OUT

[kind field]

o.o

[elder salmon]

pog hook pog

literally 2 seconds later lol

[bold maple]

[golden pulsar]

Man’s in 🅱️egas frfr

[buoyant orbit]

i almost did a run without enhanced cards 💔

[kind field]

ive gotten to ante 10 without an enhanced card

[buoyant orbit]

💔

[kind field]

purity run, free from the folly of man. unchasing, a crow without an eye for what shines. truly spectacular

then i died because i didnt realise the boss blinds ability prevented you from doing anything besides the first hand you play

[elder salmon]

bro i am not beating gold stake with this

[buoyant orbit]

gold is gold ig

[worldly herald]

I had this run going yesterday and I lost

Is the joker on the very left one of the best in the game?

[red hamlet]

it's very solid

[worldly herald]

I think I’m still at less than 10 runs played

I play 1 run every few days and pop back up here

When you’re getting money am I supposed to be buying up the packs in the shop to get tarots?

the strategy seemed to be working somewhat

[round garnet]

is negative tag auto skip

[bold maple]

Uh depends, generally no

[kind field]

every time i get it i end up losing the run no matter how good

[red hamlet]

no

[final delta]

COPYS YOUR CONSUMABLE

[red hamlet]

to fix your deck, yes

[worldly herald]

I feel like I’m doing something wrong here

[red hamlet]

but you want to stay above 25 bucks for interest

[worldly herald]

where do I start with what card I remove from the deck?

2/3?

[red hamlet]

ideally what you want is a scaling joker

[round garnet]

ok

[buoyant orbit]

please do so

[kind field]

i lost with a perkeo cause of it

[worldly herald]

do I have to understand card theory to be good at this game?

[final delta]

bet bet

[bold maple]

depends which hand you're working towards

😭

[buoyant orbit]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[red hamlet]

You want to remove the cards that aren't doing much for your joker
if early on you get a hack, you can start working towards 2s, strengthing face cards and aces to 2s, removing 6+ etc

[worldly herald]

So yesterday I was leaning toward straights so ideally I would want to do 2s?

[final delta]

merry andy is one of my fav joker btw

[worldly herald]

As a start and then go further up

[red hamlet]

yeah

[bold maple]

pretty muchyea

[worldly herald]

Alright I’m not totally lost

basic theory

game is sick

it’s got me hooked like sts

[elder salmon]

realistically i wouldn't have won anyways but it hurts man

[velvet tinsel]

[worldly herald]

You have to cash 220k to win?

what the hell

[buoyant orbit]

deppends

[worldly herald]

I’m done for

[buoyant orbit]

i remember my highest was like max 200k using all my hands and i saw it

extra large blind

300k

💔

[bold maple]

[proven idol]

crazy

[bold maple]

I remember losing like a jokerless run to that boss blind actually

[buoyant orbit]

that and the arm makes me cry

always

[wheat shuttle]

I'm new to the game, still learning how stuff works and I got hit with this 😭

[buoyant orbit]

sketchy setup but igs we up

[tough edge]

220k isnt that much

[worldly herald]

I have to study the cards

[bold maple]

😭 It's not a difficult blind whatsoever but like I hate it

[worldly herald]

in sts I read the entire wiki

gotta do that here

[tough edge]

2m is like the most you'll get with normal builds

[buoyant orbit]

ye ik im jst saying it bc of the jokers i got 😭 🙏

[bold maple]

😭

[worldly herald]

What’s that one

On right

[buoyant orbit]

hanging chad

[bold maple]

hanging chad, retriggers first scored card twice

[buoyant orbit]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[kind field]

triples first scored card

[bold maple]

[worldly herald]

How can you break this

[buoyant orbit]

by selling it

🔥

[kind field]

polychrome, red tag and multi

[red hamlet]

wdym

[buoyant orbit]

is this a sign to gamble?

[worldly herald]

I was just thinking a tag

[bold maple]

ah?

[worldly herald]

to get the most value out of it

[red hamlet]

just photochad

[bold maple]

Yes 🔥

[elder salmon]

wow! what a great day

[bold maple]

Gamble it all

[worldly herald]

this game is seriously so cool

[elder salmon]

i love balatro

[worldly herald]

I wish I knew about it at release

[buoyant orbit]

such a lovely conv

its so good

ig

decnet

[tough edge]

it'll fade

[worldly herald]

when I obsess over it and figure it out

Yeah sadly

then I move on

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/babymetal-sumetal-moametal-yuimetal-gif-21954242

[elder salmon]

orange stake is on crack bro

[wary finch]

I finally did it:

[glossy leaf]

@worldly herald easiest way to get better at the game (for me) is watching other people play it on stream

[bold maple]

[worldly herald]

that’ll probably help at the start but I typically don’t watch others to learn card games

I love to ask questions and figure it out haha

[solemn elm]

best way to get better at the start is to usually just play more

[elder salmon]

bought madness so i don't have to sell it all myself lol

[ionic remnant]

me when madness kills my photochad and my scoring dies

[wary finch]

IMO Golden Needle was the hardest challenge for me to complete. Jokerless was not as bad as I thought it would be, turns out there's maybe one or two strategies for beating it and you just do that. (Red seal on steel cards for XMult)

[ionic remnant]

whats golden needle?

[finite sorrel]

Somebody explain the boss “play 1 hand type.” Thought it meant whatever my first hand is, that’s all I can play…but it let me play all hands. Was my game glitching?

[ionic remnant]

i dont have it unlocked

[ionic remnant]

bro doesn't know about @red hamlet

[buoyant orbit]

broken heart emoji

[wary finch]

One hand per round, cannot unlock more hands, every discard costs $1. Starts with credit card.

[red hamlet]

it'll let you play any hand
but it will only count score from the one you first played

[ionic remnant]

damn that fucking sucks

[red hamlet]

so if you play a pair
it'll only count score on pairs

[elder salmon]

WAIT NO I FORGOT TO SAVE THE SEED

NO

[wary finch]

Way harder than Jokerless IMO

[bold maple]

Assuming the blind wasn't disabled then it just throws away your hand without scoring it

[elder salmon]

HOW DO I RETRIEVE IT

WAIT

NO\

[finite sorrel]

Even if I have the “all cards count” joker? Would it count the cards as singles?

[buoyant orbit]

well 💔

[ionic remnant]

guys my fucking ableton just crashed and i lost all my progress

[ionic remnant]

that doesnt matter

there's no 'face card flush'

[ionic remnant]

i know how to do it again cause i remember all the plugins i used but still miffed

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350308070760124456/rLdCcjx.GIF

this perkeo gif is right above my favorite gif that will 100% get me banned from here

it's so scary to use it

[bold maple]

[buoyant orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-meme-face-cat-fan-braincell-gif-6048050329681994196

[kind field]

oh baby oh sweet baby jesus

[prime glen]

Do I do the funny

[buoyant orbit]

oh my thank you riff raff 😳

[wary finch]

Tbh if you're looking for something fun to do in Balatro try completing all of the challenges, only a handful of them are extremely difficult but most of them are just creative and fun.

[kind field]

hheyyy there beautiful

[pastel hornet]

chat what should I do (i'm looking for baron)

[ionic remnant]

4 of a kind worth

[kind field]

ten aces

[kind field]

its not, its only level one

[ionic remnant]

selllllll boot

maybe

idk

[wary finch]

Inflation was very funny, Fragile was hilarious and intense, but 15 Minute City was probably my favorite overall

[ionic remnant]

you dont need boot

i think

[wary finch]

Honorable mention for Bram Poker

Blast Off is fun too

[ionic remnant]

all your scoring elsewhere is cmoing from card triggers @pastel hornet

[buoyant orbit]

money generator chat??? 🙂‍↕️

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[verbal zephyr]

shoutout blast off

[ionic remnant]

business card

[buoyant orbit]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[bold maple]

[kind field]

if i didnt get violet vessle i would have won. :/

[pastel hornet]

I thought about selling boot but I wanted to be sure, thank you, Legandary Canio

[bold maple]

[royal zenith]

Been doing black stake on all the decks and it’s actually probably the most fun stake i’ve done so far lol

[sudden isle]

what should i get rid of for blueprint?

[buoyant orbit]

photo

[bold maple]

Probably baseball card ?

[sudden isle]

throwback is at 1.75x rn

[royal zenith]

throwback if it’s <1.75x

then baseball

Wait

[red hamlet]

baseball

[royal zenith]

no nvm throwback

idk

brain no workey rn

[ionic remnant]

baseball

is not doing you no favors

if you get rid of throwback

[verbal zephyr]

send baseball to the slammer

[sudden isle]

alr im selling all of my cards and endind the run its decided

[red hamlet]

baseball is doing 1.5x twice
but it doesn't matter becuase you can blueprint photo

[royal zenith]

yea baseball

[bold maple]

Oh peak

[buoyant orbit]

smart and wise

[bold maple]

🔥

[ionic remnant]

no

[buoyant orbit]

im in favour

[ionic remnant]

well

yes

[bold maple]

Best decision

[ionic remnant]

right now it is

BUT

if you sell throwback

only x1.5 once

[sudden isle]

alr baseball it is

[royal zenith]

yea

[sudden isle]

and i wanna copy photo right?

[ionic remnant]

i think

[royal zenith]

Ye

[sudden isle]

awesome

[ionic remnant]

you have enough triggers with chad x sock

[bold maple]

😭 I completely forgot sock and buskin was an uncommon

[ionic remnant]

i am working on a birds of a feather cover should i include this

[bold maple]

[red hamlet]

you should record a music video in a dark gothic lolita dress

[sudden isle]

alr it worked out ive gotten like 100x more than i ever have in a single hand

[ionic remnant]

that's not ok for you to say i think

[red hamlet]

it is actually

[bold maple]

gj

[red hamlet]

there's a very big difference between lolita as a style and the Vile Creation of Japan

[ionic remnant]

no i just mean like

to me

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

[ionic remnant]

i dont think thats ok

[prisma hound]

what if it was oui joker

[ionic remnant]

i'll check with the ref though

[prisma hound]

🤔

[ionic remnant]

shut the fuck up

[buoyant orbit]

infinite money machine is gone chat ))))))):

[ionic remnant]

just kidding

[ionic remnant]

doesnt have to be

[tough edge]

fr

sell it

[red hamlet]

sort by rank

[buoyant orbit]

i amcrying so hard

[red hamlet]

and play 2 3 and 4th

[buoyant orbit]

money still up chat

[red hamlet]

that also works

[tough edge]

lol

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[buoyant orbit]

yaaaaaaay

and i had a blue seal so

yaaaaaaaaay

[ionic remnant]

slay the princess cards<33

[bold maple]

[buoyant orbit]

this is not an option 💔

[verbal zephyr]

number between 1 and 14 go

[ionic remnant]

6

[buoyant orbit]

-5

[tough edge]

8

[red hamlet]

6.98

[ionic remnant]

i love playing on my toy piano i just recorded this!

[verbal zephyr]

ok magic deck sick

bye bye

[buoyant orbit]

its my love oh my gawd

[ionic remnant]

wtf is your name for it

[buoyant orbit]

why not

[red hamlet]

not discovered

because that's what it is when you don't discover it yet

lmfao

[buoyant orbit]

i dont take my time to discover jokers okay 💔

[vernal plinth]

my wee situation:

running out of glass

[buoyant orbit]

just a bunch of numbers they said 💔

[ionic remnant]

oh

just thought since they were like "omg my love"

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1106038797818409031/1330262180662349844/pawzing_-_1880045107061354648.gif

[ionic remnant]

maybe they'd have discovered it

[buoyant orbit]

https://cdn.nekotina.com/images/Orixb2We.gif

understand i dont take my time to pick undiscovered jokers

[velvet tinsel]

[wispy peak]

Wait was ai content banned here

[wary finch]

[wary finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-cuh-cat-cat-meme-cat-tiktok-gif-3023015301402154829

Screw AI, man

[wispy peak]

Agreed

Just saw a tiktok about it and went ???

The fuck happen in balatro

[wary finch]

Nothing

[pallid sapphire]

Baron mime at home:

[wary finch]

[sudden isle]

started a new run and bought the joker that gives first scored face card 2x mult... i got this deck

it was polychrome too

[indigo hatch]

Shit yourself

Shit yourself

[keen anvil]

shut the fuck up

politely

[indigo hatch]

Oh

I thought you were pissed off because I said shit yourself twice

Lmao

WAIT

M APOSTROPHE?

FRKM POKEMAN?

No way

[lofty stump]

which one!!! they are both REALLY good

[wispy peak]

Are you fucking good

[indigo hatch]

No I'm autistic sorry

[lofty stump]

btw its ante 1

[indigo hatch]

Raw, man

[buoyant orbit]

lovely answer

[wispy peak]

Me too, didn't make me act* weird tho

[indigo hatch]

Raven is like for 6 antes seltzer is like 2

[lofty stump]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-cicirinella-che-teneva-gif-24132633

mom's spagetti

[indigo hatch]

I said shit yourself twice

Calm down lmao

[lofty stump]

ante 1 what do i do with campfire??

[indigo hatch]

Keep it for poly

[bold maple]

eat it

[velvet tinsel]

[indigo hatch]

Hey

[wispy peak]

Im not tryinna be mean or nothin

[velvet tinsel]

?

[indigo hatch]

How do you feel about people who call you gross micheal

Me personally

I think that's offensive

Also hi brainstorm

[velvet tinsel]

Idc about peoples opinion im not gross and I know it:)

[zenith owl]

Photochad and hiker with blue print copying the Chad is prob one of the craziest combos ever

[wispy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-2090700305002078696

This mfer

[indigo hatch]

Hikotochad

[zenith owl]

It's really good

[lofty stump]

i used that one spectral card to get shiny egg YAYAYAYAYYAYAYA

[zenith owl]

I had a jack that was 200 chips thx to that combo

[indigo hatch]

That's rlly good

Cuz ur gonna keep it for a while

Who wanna compete

1v1

[buoyant orbit]

how much is ur egg worth 💔

[lofty stump]

hope for pirate

[lofty stump]

ante 2

[buoyant orbit]

lovely

im not selling mine :brkoen

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

[indigo hatch]

Who has a rlly good seed

[buoyant orbit]

someone deffenetly\

not me tho

sadly

[zenith owl]

#1156061354076155944

I remember I found a seed where I got negative blueprint from a buffon pack first ante

It was unseeded

[indigo hatch]

I checked seeds they're all either 8 triboulets and 110 blueprints ante 0 or like 1 trib

[velvet tinsel]

[lofty stump]

i need a pro to tell me my next move

[red hamlet]

what's your deck like

[lofty stump]

clean

[red hamlet]

i'd aura the king

[lofty stump]

well i missing 1 6

[lofty stump]

foil

i got the voucher to should i duoble tag

[rich sparrow]

Dog play your own game 💀

[eternal quiver]

currently playing balatro inthe psych ward

[lofty stump]

i've played 20+ yellow deck runs and 110 rerolls i cant play yellow deck any moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[heavy wing]

skipping usually isnt worth it

[rich sparrow]

Relatable

[lofty stump]

i dont like yellow deck but i need to unlock the deck it unlocks

[rich sparrow]

Rare joker tag can be really good tho

[heavy wing]

but it can also be like vagabond 😭

[rich sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-boy-gif-21739869

[red hamlet]

vagabond is goated, what

[eternal quiver]

what does vagabond do again

[lofty stump]

i really like medium

[heavy wing]

idk i just dont like playing without being rich

[lofty stump]

should i just aura

[red hamlet]

if you play a hand at 4 bucks or less, you get atarot card

[red hamlet]

medium the 2

[lofty stump]

is immlate better then medium

[heavy wing]

yeah

[red hamlet]

depends

[heavy wing]

its the best spectral card

[red hamlet]

if you get the cards you need for your build in the draw, very 50/50

if you don't, peak card

[final delta]

anyone need some consumables made negative and copyed

[red hamlet]

medium the 2

[lofty stump]

wrong one

[heavy wing]

yes please 😭

[small wigeon]

Shortcut is a top 5 joker
Change my mind

[final delta]

bet

[lofty stump]

immolate!

[red hamlet]

yeouch

pray it doesn't hit the kq

[lofty stump]

ok i pray

it hit the king

[red hamlet]

L

restart

uninstall

play league instead

[lofty stump]

real

[small wigeon]

“Did you pray today”

[red hamlet]

i'm so cooked

[heavy wing]

would rather play black deck gold stake for 5 hours and 1 game of league

[lofty stump]

but wait i have a good priate and egg set up on ante 3 with 46$ theres a chance i win this run maybe just maybe the 25th run and the 131th reroll will finallly free me from yellow deck pain

[red hamlet]

sell the ecto

get more eco

[lofty stump]

huh?

[heavy wing]

need a scaling x mult joker then ur set

[red hamlet]

sell ecto anyways

[lofty stump]

whyyyyyy i really like it

cant i just maybe save it

why is ecto bad

[red hamlet]

-1 hand size

[heavy wing]

minus hand size is bad 99% of the time

[red hamlet]

i'm assuming you're just going for win

and not endless

ecto is peak for endless

[lofty stump]

should i gamble with fool

[heavy wing]

no save for a death or something

[lofty stump]

mk

[heavy wing]

didnt u use aura on a card

[lofty stump]

i could rn

[heavy wing]

yeah id say aura the queen

[lofty stump]

foiled again

[heavy wing]

rip 😭

[small wigeon]

SHORTCUT IS GOATED

[lofty stump]

I REALLY wanna wheel of fortune

[indigo hatch]

Shit yourself

[heavy wing]

shortcut 😭

[heavy wing]

hermit

[indigo hatch]

Rtgame says don't

[heavy wing]

wheel is dogshit

[indigo hatch]

Use temp or her,

What is the best seed in the game

[heavy wing]

theres a seed with only 10 of spades? pretty silly seed i find fun

[indigo hatch]

There's 2

[eternal quiver]

best bit ever

[indigo hatch]

One is just that and the other is all holo jokers untill ante 10

[lofty stump]

sell ecto?

[indigo hatch]

Copy my cryptid

[indigo hatch]

Yea

[final delta]

what can i say im a goated joker

[final delta]

bet

[indigo hatch]

Thank you

Also ther is 81 brainstorms and your the left most joker

I have a red seal steel king

With mime baron x91

[strong rose]

black stake win

[indigo hatch]

Nice

Why anagylph shy

[jovial shell]

Hi guys

[indigo hatch]

Hi

[jovial shell]

Had a high score run earlier

[indigo hatch]

Nice

[jovial shell]

On a run I didn't even expect to win

[indigo hatch]

My best score is naneinf

[jovial shell]

Got lucky with an oops bloodstone and baseball

[indigo hatch]

W

[jovial shell]

Unseeded?

[indigo hatch]

Yessir

[strong rose]

• Madness (x9.5 mult)
• Fibonacci (Eternal)
• Bloodstone (Eternal)
• Raised Fist (Eternal)
• Brainstorm (Eternal)

[lofty stump]

should i just death kind or queen?

[indigo hatch]

Foil king

[jovial shell]

What bosses have you had so far

[lofty stump]

idk am i suppose to keep track?

[jovial shell]

Yea

[lofty stump]

oh

idk

[jovial shell]

Just so you know what suit you should use

[lofty stump]

i had a anti club boss

[pastel hornet]

giggling and kicking my feet

[lofty stump]

just gonna get temp and not use death

[indigo hatch]

Teehee

[deft sierra]

can yall reccomend me a fun deck to play

been grinding out checkered and while its fun getting flushes

im kinda bored

[indigo hatch]

Abandoned is fun

[pastel hornet]

I like nebula or magic

[deft sierra]

i have them all except for erratic

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?

[indigo hatch]

Plasma is easy mode

[deft sierra]

cant stand plasma i keep on getting beat\

only reason i won on plasma is because i got perkeo

[deft sierra]

hmm

interesting

[indigo hatch]

Magic is busted

Instant hex good as shit

[pastel hornet]

nebula is easy to get a high card run going

[deft sierra]

isnt that ghost or am i dumb

[indigo hatch]

I'm dumb

[earnest viper]

Am looking for observatory but shop has magic trick. Do i buy magic trick so it doesnt spawn again (thu its upgraded voucher will) or do i skip it?

[indigo hatch]

And autistic

[indigo hatch]

Skip

Less jokers

[pastel hornet]

what a joker

[indigo hatch]

Get off the stage

[pastel hornet]

[indigo hatch]

Boo

[deft sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[indigo hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-wave-jump-hi-gif-4322737058573181479

[bold maple]

[indigo hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

I am the latro

[earnest viper]

Am at the point where there are no jokers that i need. Just wating on observatory for perkeo and maybe pluto. Still skip?

[indigo hatch]

Skip

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

Woa

[small wigeon]

I LOVE SHORTCUT

[earnest viper]

None of those appear to me. Its just links. Sorry 😔

[indigo hatch]

I see

[indigo hatch]

It's jimbothy

[small wigeon]

BEST JOKER IN THE GAME

[indigo hatch]

No

That's joker

me

me

Tf

[earnest viper]

K

[indigo hatch]

[devout atlas]

İ can't lie I'm addicted to this game

İt's carrying me through Ramadan.

[red hamlet]

wish i could say the same

[devout atlas]

Which sentence

[lofty stump]

CAVENDISHHH AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

[devout atlas]

I love fizzy banana

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/donkey-kong-banana-arkatos-arkakong-arka-gif-22958944

[devout atlas]

X3 mult is epic

[magic schooner]

Fizzy

[devout atlas]

Has anyone had that banana explode before?

[pastel hornet]

rat

[devout atlas]

İt's the fizzy banana i won't accept any other name.

[devout atlas]

[magic schooner]

Helo :)

[lofty stump]

is abstract good for this combo or no

[magic schooner]

I love opossums

[devout atlas]

This is crazy icl

[pastel hornet]

also a good choice

[royal zenith]

Better than swash atm

actually no

i forgor egg

then no ur fine

[lofty stump]

what is swach atm

[magic schooner]

:))

[lofty stump]

u mean priate

[devout atlas]

Anything + is good for mult 3
How much sell value does egg have

[royal zenith]

yea swashbuckler

[magic schooner]

Yeah i was in disbelief

[royal zenith]

Atm=at the moment

[lofty stump]

11 hope for gift joker

[devout atlas]

Ahhh ok fair enuf

Tbh it's your call

[lofty stump]

to clearify no dont buy abtract

[royal zenith]

yea dont buy it

[kind field]

acorn boss = turning down gamespeed to ensure multiplicative cards are at the end

[devout atlas]

İ do love this game but I'm always a flush player 😭✊

I have won with no flush before that day was good.

[pastel hornet]

we love a dude that flushes here

[royal zenith]

I’ve tried flushes and every time i do the scaling just isn’t enough, i have to get multiple xmults or a scaling xmult almost all runs lol

[devout atlas]

İ have to clean after myself 🙌

[lofty stump]

okay few good choices here

guys stone deck might go insane

[devout atlas]

I suppose i just have a natural desire to go for em.

Question

[royal zenith]

yea me too

[devout atlas]

Do 5 stone cards count as a 5 of a kind?

[royal zenith]

no

stones will count as high card sadly

[devout atlas]

So they're always high card

Ahhh ok

I never played a stone deck before

[lofty stump]

so king not stone or maybe i baller with ace

[royal zenith]

i think ace unless you’re planning to go steel build, but your +mult activates after steel so idk if steel is a good idea even with mime

[lofty stump]

i have mime

[devout atlas]

I'm kinda the guy who adds cards of the same suit OR rank and -1 rank so i can use the tarot card to increase it eventually

İdk the names of cards off by heart but just pictures.

[pallid sapphire]

just add random cards to death them instead 👍

[sweet cosmos]

i feel like casual steel build is underrated

[devout atlas]

Truly a heavy metal deck

[pallid sapphire]

steel cards are so awesome

[sweet cosmos]

i've been doing 2 shoot the moon runs recently and they're honestly fire with a little bit of steel

[pallid sapphire]

Just did that for an orange stake run and damn so great

Sadly they fear the plant

[royal zenith]

yea stm with steel is nice

[devout atlas]

Dude that's a steal icl

[pallid sapphire]

pair it with reserved parking for a billion dollars a hand

[sweet cosmos]

the plant is my enemy

[deft sierra]

whats the best way to get onyx agate and rough gem

[devout atlas]

Plant negates face cards right?

[sweet cosmos]

yup

[devout atlas]

Yh i hate that guy and the Mark

[royal zenith]

two pair with square jonkler and trousers is probs my favorite build ngl lol

[devout atlas]

İ also hate the needle.

Late game

[pallid sapphire]

play on erratic and roll until you get like 20+ of a suit, then use the corresponding tarots for it

[royal zenith]

the farther behind you are the faster it scales

[sweet cosmos]

i should try that next time i see em

[devout atlas]

You guys make me wanna play more balatro

[sweet cosmos]

its a good game indeed

[royal zenith]

Ye

[devout atlas]

This server has no voice chats?

[sweet cosmos]

i just never use square joker or half joker cuz i never really want to play less than 5 cards lol

[devout atlas]

[sweet cosmos]

feels suboptimal at all times even though it can be the opposite

[pallid sapphire]

no voice chats cause they're too hard to moderate

sad

I beat 6 (?) orange runs today, my brain's fried

[sweet cosmos]

also like could you imagine a gameplay voicechat?

[devout atlas]

Understandable

[sweet cosmos]

everybody focused on their own run trying to stream it

itd be a damn slot machine hall

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah it'd just be chaos

though theoretically most people don't actually like voice chatting

[devout atlas]

Yh i guess it would, people would desire the attention

[pallid sapphire]

I'm in some game servers with thousands of members that kind of know each other and the voice channels are basically unused

[devout atlas]

İ voice chat too much 😭✊

[hazy arrow]

i'm only just noticing that odd todd has one fewer of the lil dots at the bottom of the frills

[red torrent]

Noooo

[sweet cosmos]

god thats such a cool detail

[hazy arrow]

baron sadge baron

[devout atlas]

He's a very odd Todd

[sweet cosmos]

also the winking eye to have an odd number of open eyes

[hazy arrow]

TRUE

[pallid sapphire]

odd todd deliberately has slightly different stuff than the typical jokers

[sweet cosmos]

its really cool design

[hazy arrow]

it's an oddball

[pallid sapphire]

he's also blue to represent chips

[devout atlas]

Sheesh

[pallid sapphire]

note, all the starter jokers that boost chips have blue lips while all the mult ones have red lips

[devout atlas]

So much lore

[shell dirge]

i love balatro

[royal zenith]

it used to be +30 chips but they changed it to be odd iirc

[sweet cosmos]

most of the design decisions of this game absolutely scream the polish of spending one day messing around with the game and the assets and thinking "oo i should do that and like 2 people ever will notice it"

[devout atlas]

You're set for life.

[hazy arrow]

>four of a kind
>look inside
>three of them

[royal zenith]

every time i get family i try for a 4oak build and fail lol, idk how to deckfix fast enough

[pallid sapphire]

brainstorm is the fourth one smh

[devout atlas]

What does the third joker do their?

[red hamlet]

not even yuri brainstorm

weak

sauce

bro

[red hamlet]

copies leftmost

[royal zenith]

brainstorm, copies ability of leftmost joker

[devout atlas]

Oh like blueprint

[shell dirge]

how long does it last tho

[red hamlet]

yea

[devout atlas]

But left side

[red hamlet]

but worse

[royal zenith]

you unlock it by discarding a royal flush

[devout atlas]

Makes sense haha

[pallid sapphire]

there is one slight advantage over having duplicate jokers than using blueprint brainstorm:

doesn't (instantly) collapse from being crimson hearted

[devout atlas]

İ think I'm gonna prioritise doing achievements

[royal zenith]

Brainstorm and invis joker are two i’d definitely recommend going for

[devout atlas]

Discarding a royal flush is next.

[sweet cosmos]

static effect jokers also can't be brainstormed/blueprinted. the most common example is oops all 6s: having multiple copies quadruples your odds but you can't blueprint it

[red hamlet]

copy luchador

like a real man

[lofty stump]

BLUE PRINTTTT

[royal zenith]

w

[red hamlet]

still fucking funny that it worsk

[lofty stump]

what should i delete

[sweet cosmos]

blueprint egg then sell blueprint 👽🧠

[pallid sapphire]

sixth sense if yuo're done with him

[sweet cosmos]

wait can you blueprint egg to make it gain value?

[lofty stump]

k

[red hamlet]

No

But you can blueprint luchador and sell the blueprint

[sweet cosmos]

man.. it should work...

[red hamlet]

Fir some reason

Basically a chicot

[pallid sapphire]

hello chicot!

[lofty stump]

do i bp pirate or bananaa

[red hamlet]

Banana

[pallid sapphire]

where were you about half an hour ago when I needed an anti-plant

[royal zenith]

banana

[sweet cosmos]

sell egg????

oh mb

[red hamlet]

And kill swash mult, sure

Smart man

[pallid sapphire]

bruh if he sells egg all his mult is gone

[devout atlas]

Banana always

[sweet cosmos]

my bad 8) i thought he was still trying to fit the bp

[sweet cosmos]

what is your deck?

[red hamlet]

Playing league

[pallid sapphire]

nooooo

[sweet cosmos]

if u got a lot of steel bp'ing mime could be worth

[bold maple]

[ruby tide]

disgusting

[red hamlet]

I did alright methinks

Had wrong runes

Xdd

Meant to go aery

[devout atlas]

[100 base chips] +41+41 X3 = 546
[100 base chips] +41 X3 X3 = 1269

[pallid sapphire]

I haven't kept up with league lore since taliyah dropped

[royal zenith]

mult not chips

[red hamlet]

Taliyah my beloved transgirl

[royal zenith]

but (41+41)*3=41*2*3
which is less than 41*3*3

[devout atlas]

Wait my math isnt matching

İ added to chip

Not mult 😭🙌

Wait

[royal zenith]

generally for blueprint, copying xmult is better than +mult unless xmult is less than 2, and brainstorm is complicated

[red hamlet]

Did you see Arabian fish

[devout atlas]

[100 base chips] X (41+41x3) = 24600
[100 base chips] X (41x3x3) = 36900

[devout atlas]

No what that

[red hamlet]

Brainstorm so bad

[devout atlas]

Mashallah Habibi is doing the right work

[wide cradle]

MY BABY!!1!1!1!1!

[devout atlas]

Fish ibn Samak Ahmed sadiq

[royal zenith]

it is kinda annoying that for non-endless brainstorm is substantially worse than blueprint in most builds lol

[devout atlas]

I'm actually not Arab btw 🙌

[red hamlet]

me neither 🙌

[devout atlas]

I used to be Christian and I'm British 😭

[red hamlet]

i just worked with a lot of muslim guys so all i got in my head is mashallah

[devout atlas]

British man playing cards is based.

[red hamlet]

and inshallah

[pallid sapphire]

don't forget bismillah and astagfirullah

[devout atlas]

I speak Arabic TBF...

But i speak 8 languages 😭🙌

[devout atlas]

Jazakallah barakallah

[pallid sapphire]

that's a new one

[devout atlas]

Jazakallah is usually used to say thanks

[pallid sapphire]

ahh interesting

[red hamlet]

inshallah, you'll find negative blueprints in your runs

[devout atlas]

Barakallah is saying to receive blessings

[lofty stump]

which one

[devout atlas]

Jazakallah

[red hamlet]

egg

[pallid sapphire]

play one hand and see what happens

[red hamlet]

but also yeah

[devout atlas]

Say good bye to egg man

[red hamlet]

you could probably just get away with playing somethin

lmfao

[pallid sapphire]

lol imagine if he actually did sell the egg

[red hamlet]

why the sheep woman all thicc

[devout atlas]

Oh wait I'm so dumb

İ just realised pirate man is carrying egg

Don't sell egg

[red hamlet]

i keep forgetting lmfoa

[devout atlas]

😭🙌

Sometimes you gotta be in the run to give tips.

[red hamlet]

no

i just need to not listen to babymetal while watching leauge scrims

so i can actually think straight

[devout atlas]

Fair enuf

I like to think flush

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-metal-moa-metal-moa-kikuchi-dancing-dance-moves-gif-17676592

i'm just a little queer doggy

[devout atlas]

I'm just a dude

[red hamlet]

just a little guy

🤏 this big

[lofty stump]

I DID IT FINALLY I UNLOCKED THE DECK

[devout atlas]

I own a vr headset and id love a vr balatro but idk if it would work or what it would be like.

[lofty stump]

I HATE YELLOW DECK

[pallid sapphire]

how can you hate yellow deck

[cerulean sparrow]

Anyone can be a little guy if they try hard enough

[red hamlet]

i'd make out with blueprint

[pallid sapphire]

yellow deck is incredible

[devout atlas]

L is blueprint

[red hamlet]

tell me you wouldn't

[devout atlas]

I'm Muslim I wouldn't 😭🙌

Balatro is legit halal poker.

[red hamlet]

that i already knew

[red hamlet]

there's a muslim guy in a server i'm in and he was obsessed with balatro

[cerulean sparrow]

You're a coward for not being down to kiss the original Blueprint and so am I

[devout atlas]

TBF in obsessed with games like this

I'm*

İs there a mod that turns the jokers into anime girls?

[red hamlet]

No, i just don't like men

[devout atlas]

Or is that an edit?

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177

[devout atlas]

Oh my

İ need a Muslim mod

Turn them all into habibis

Ghareeb Tabib
Odd todf

Todd*

[devout atlas]

Zowjey joji
Even Steven

[devout atlas]

İs this also a mod?

Gigachad mod...

[red hamlet]

yeah lmfao

[pallid sapphire]

what does he do?

[devout atlas]

Gives +20 mult for each insha'Allah

[pallid sapphire]

gains x911 mult when you have two obelisk

[devout atlas]

💀🙌

[red hamlet]

2025

[devout atlas]

I ain't say that

[red hamlet]

and we're still making those type of jokes

[devout atlas]

TBF that obelisk touch was original

[red hamlet]

really no different

probably forgot the tower tarot exists

[devout atlas]

Oh god don't give em ideas

[pallid sapphire]

two towers in consumable slot

[devout atlas]

Gain x7 mult if your IP address is Saudi Arabia.

[wraith nexus]

Holy card

[devout atlas]

Holy moly

[wraith nexus]

Holy cannoli

[red hamlet]

so peak

[devout atlas]

Oh they're all anime.

[final delta]

anyone need some consumables copyed

[devout atlas]

İ thought it was just legendary

[wraith nexus]

PERKEO????

[red hamlet]

YUPCHAMP

[final delta]

hello

[wraith nexus]

Can you duplicate my hermit pls

[final delta]

of cource

ill even make it negative for you

[strong rose]

games calling me an idiot

[wraith nexus]

You’re goated perkeo thank you

[vernal plinth]

whaaat is itt

[devout atlas]

Best joker in game is gains 1+ mult for each 26 cards i think

[final delta]

any time all way here to make copys

[red hamlet]

Canio:

[drifting chasm]

Perkeo, can you send me a Balatro meme?

[devout atlas]

Discarded 26 cards sorry

Yeah him

[final delta]

yorick gains 1x every 26 discarded cards

[devout atlas]

Yorick is best

[strong rose]

i thought it was 23

[final delta]

what about me

[devout atlas]

Early game Yorick is gorgeous.

[devout atlas]

You're good too 🙌

[final delta]

it is 23 i accidently hit 26

[final delta]

thank you

[strong rose]

e

[devout atlas]

I thought it was 26 lol cuz it's half 52

[red hamlet]

it's 23 cause he was buried for 23 years

[devout atlas]

I'm clearly a balatro enjoyer but a not a balatro know it all

[devout atlas]

These guys have real lore 💀😳

[final delta]

yeah

[red hamlet]

they're based on real jesters

so yeah

[final delta]

all the legendarys are named after irl people

[lavish zenith]

yorick was not a real guy

[devout atlas]

Oh my god that's actually so cool

[pallid sapphire]

he's a real literary characater

[red hamlet]

The effect of this joker is likely in reference to a story in which a court jester slapped the King on the buttocks. As the tale goes, the King told the jester he would be allowed to live if he could give an answer more offensive than the act itself. In response, the jester said, “I’m sorry, your majesty- I mistook you for the Queen!” This would explain why the effect of the joker specifically applies to only Kings and Queens. Although the historical accuracy of this story and quote is questionable, it is commonly attributed to Triboulet.

[lavish zenith]

so is pomni

[pallid sapphire]

canio is an opera (?) jester who murders his wife and the guy she was cheating on him with

there are like three triboulets in history

[final delta]

what's chicot story

[slim junco]

Ill get you twin

[pallid sapphire]

he's a really serious jester who talked to king (edward?) without any formalities

[devout atlas]

Balatro more is cool rn icl

[wraith nexus]

Goopy count your days

[pallid sapphire]

That's why he disables boss blinds, cause he had no need for any ceremonial stuff

[red hamlet]

Chicot (c. 1540–1591), real name Jean-Antoine d'Anglerais, was the jester of King Henry III of France, and later Henry IV. He was sharp-tongued, very cunning, and spoke with the king without formalities. Chicot disabling Boss Blinds in the game is likely a reference to this.

[slim junco]

ill ceremonial dagger you jit

[red hamlet]

he was also allowed to carry a weapon

[wraith nexus]

When the great bafingy comes dude you better watch out

[red hamlet]

these boykisser tarots are so cooked man

[wraith nexus]

Also goopy you need to get home so we can Fortnite

[slim junco]

elaborate??

[devout atlas]

Fortnite battlepass

[slim junco]

I still have another week twin

[red hamlet]

idk if i want to

[wraith nexus]

Am I gonna get yelled at by a bit if I send a gif or is that cool here

[pallid sapphire]

cool

unless it's nsfw in whcih case awesome but it'll probably cause some waves

[devout atlas]

You can send GIFs here

[wraith nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-smashing-table-meme-memes-gif-22380313

YAYYY

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/crashout-skeleteon-skeleton-meme-skeleteton-crashout-screaming-gif-2819917983570648755

[slim junco]

yall like Spongebob

[wraith nexus]

I feel like thanks getting the last infinity stone

[devout atlas]

What's that?

[slim junco]

add a question mark to that

[slim junco]

awesome cartoon

[devout atlas]

Oh no you ain't grammar policing?

[wraith nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-mark-meme-ireetable-gif-9511739422236118481

[slim junco]

I am foolish and forget punctuation

[devout atlas]

İnvincible lover?

[slim junco]

let me break it down for you mark..

[wraith nexus]

I still have yet to see the show :((

[devout atlas]

NO WAY

get on it man

[slim junco]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947783486117392414/951702182388965397/image0.gif

[wraith nexus]

IM TRYINGGG

[devout atlas]

Tho it is very violent

So be aware

[slim junco]

I still need to watch it aswell

[devout atlas]

I'm a huge TV show watcher

[wraith nexus]

Listen I love mortal kombat I can handle omniman

[strong rose]

from shakespeare's Hamlet

[wraith nexus]

Yknow alien earth is coming out soon :33

[devout atlas]

Who do you main?

[devout atlas]

Sheesh fr?

[red hamlet]

dam

[devout atlas]

The lore is insane icl

[strong rose]

true

[wraith nexus]

I don’t have MK 1 but I main scorpion in mk11 and Jason in mkx
I’m trying to learn xenomorph Bcs I LOVE alien

[devout atlas]

When God created dogs and cats to be cute and now ugly humans want to become them

[red hamlet]

what's wrong with wantind to be adorable

[wraith nexus]

This is why bears are on top RAAAH

[red hamlet]

🗿 ay fyo, fem luchador

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[devout atlas]

I'll sell her to disable the boss

[wraith nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081350775088894043/1322423327125536829/image0.gif

[red hamlet]

there's a twunk boykisser staring at me

[wraith nexus]

PROOF

[devout atlas]

my wife would kill me if i was a boykisser

[slim junco]

an ugly soul means much more than an ugly face
and id say one who hates another's interests has the ugliest soul of all

[red hamlet]

dmd

[sudden isle]

this channel feels like a minecraft server with 20 active members if that makes sense to anyone

[devout atlas]

İ was meming

[devout atlas]

What's Minecraft?

[sudden isle]

rare card

[devout atlas]

Dang what it do?

[sudden isle]

oh do you actually not know what minecraft is?

[devout atlas]

Er no

I'm old man

[sudden isle]

its like the best selling game of all time, its a block based game where you mine stuff to get better gear and build cool things

[devout atlas]

Also it depends on the interests.

[sudden isle]

its singleplayer or multiplayer and it has a very large community

[devout atlas]

Oh i seen my kids play this

Yh mine craft now i know

İ bought this game for them on switch my memory is bad.

[slim junco]

if its legit immoral that completely changes the situation

[wraith nexus]

Y’all fw chili

[devout atlas]

Exactly that

[devout atlas]

Who's chili

[kind field]

new record! and on blue steak lmao

[wraith nexus]

The food you silly

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/chili-chili-cookoff-chili-dog-hot-dog-hot-dogs-gif-20551679

[devout atlas]

Ohh American chilli?

[wraith nexus]

Oh mama

[slim junco]

🔥🔥🔥

[wraith nexus]

Yessss

[devout atlas]

Wait it's mexican

[wraith nexus]

Listen all I’m saying is I can make a mean chili

[devout atlas]

Ws

[devout atlas]

Does it contain kidney beans?

[wraith nexus]

If it’s mine then it for sure will

[slim junco]

originated from Mexico, has been assimilated into American culture deeply though

[devout atlas]

İ hate kidney beans 😭🙌

[wraith nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/plinker98-catimplode-cat-explode-backwards-cat-implode-gif-7891341431154866774

My reaction

[devout atlas]

But I'm sure you make a nice chili

İf you made it I'd definitely try it gang

[kind field]

the chili my dad makes is green, has chicken in it and tastes like blended jalapenos

[devout atlas]

Don't make it too spicy tho else the kids will complain

[red hamlet]

[wraith nexus]

I’ll make a batch without Kidney beans dw

[kind field]

jalapenos and bell peppers

[devout atlas]

Based fr

[slim junco]

oh??? that sounds awesome

[wraith nexus]

Send a bowl over pls

[devout atlas]

My favourite mexican dish is Soft shell tacos

[kind field]

as a woman who despises both thoes fruits yall can have all of it

[devout atlas]

They don't have hardshells there I believe

[brave saddle]

skibidi gyatt

[devout atlas]

Dang jalapenos are nice

[wraith nexus]

YEEEEAAAAAH

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-dwayne-johnson-seven-bucks-the-rock-fake-laugh-gif-20130201

[devout atlas]

What language is this?

[kind field]

its the spice from jalapenos and the flavor of bell peppers

[devout atlas]

İ love spicy food a lot

The hotter the better

[wraith nexus]

Dude km getting hungry and I already had dinner

What the flip

[devout atlas]

I'm fasting

😭🙌

[slim junco]

oh yeah how's Ramadan going?

this conversation must be horrible 😭😭

[kind field]

im not a hardcore souper/stewer, im far more slop oriented in my tastes

[devout atlas]

Going good, it's harder when the kids eat in front of me but that's what i signed up for.

[devout atlas]

No it's good
Gives me hope for sunset.

[slim junco]

I heart my estate mandated slop

[devout atlas]

I'll be having a Mexican today it seems.

[slim junco]

thats a good way to look at it

[wraith nexus]

I have a fire combo bro trust

[devout atlas]

İdk if the misses can make mexican food

So it'll have to be takeaway

[kind field]

mash, lower water content chili, bolognaise, anything sloppy and chunky and not watery is going directly in my mouthhole

[slim junco]

the sludge 🔥

[devout atlas]

I love chewier foods

[kind field]

the sludge brings me joy

[devout atlas]

But fruit can't be chewy

Fruit has to be soft and watery.