🎙・server-chat

[indigo hatch]

Ah so the para and the scarynface combo

Very good

[red hamlet]

or just don't grab one until later antes

[edgy roost]

Ya

[livid delta]

im confused where did you find all of these XD did i just not see any or...

[hallow belfry]

there’s a line between sounding whimsical and sounding goofy

[cunning lodge]

so unless I do that, its basically painted deck without the hand size

[indigo hatch]

Skips and rerolls fuck up shops

[random plover]

i have a white sticker on michel

[edgy roost]

I had Emily scary faces and pareidolia and just went for multi

[red hamlet]

[hallow belfry]

What if there was a joker that when you sold it gave LocalThunk your IP address

[livid delta]

you gotta do whatcha gotta do

[cunning lodge]

how did yall win gold stake black deck

[livid delta]

WAIT NO I MIXED THEM Up

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rocky grove]

bruh

[red hamlet]

you didn't want more kngs?

[livid delta]

i need spades

[indigo hatch]

What if there was a joker that when sold it takes off its clothes and gets fucking naked (raven team leader)

[red hamlet]

loserchamp

[indigo hatch]

Tell me where u die bp

[dire totem]

Im so glad I didnt just listen to you immediately and held out hope

[livid delta]

i think im about to

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-raventeamleader-rtl-gif-16215466890085063322

[dire totem]

I FIXED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-poker-plushie-dance-gif-7007851747666513147

[livid delta]

XD

[indigo hatch]

Hey its me

[dire totem]

[dire totem]

Wait a sec...

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[indigo hatch]

Gg u win

Blueprint

[livid delta]

we have become the mega ultra jumbo buffon pack

[livid delta]

gg

[edgy roost]

i want to play again

[indigo hatch]

XEQH7CP9 erratic

[edgy roost]

\whats the seed???

[dire totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115014681564807319/1347387788886020177/caption.gif

[west prism]

question how do you mod the game?

[shadow urchin]

yo how yall play mods?

[livid delta]

is this that glitched one

[indigo hatch]

All holo untill ante 10 and all spade of 10s

[livid delta]

i knew it

[grave crest]

hi friends

[indigo hatch]

Hi

[livid delta]

hi

[random plover]

hi

[west prism]

hi

[edgy roost]

i want to do just a random seed no crazy OP stuff

[indigo hatch]

Alright alright

Hmmm

Uhh

[edgy roost]

so just picka random seed idk

[indigo hatch]

Bluejimb

[edgy roost]

k

[west prism]

please new to pc and want to add mods

[livid delta]

but i already starte- whatever

[indigo hatch]

Bluejimb

[grave crest]

didn't know blueprint could copy the joker above too, LMAO

[dire totem]

Im actually so happy rn yall

[livid delta]

XD

[shadow urchin]

@indigo hatch yo could u help me out for a sec

[indigo hatch]

LMAOOO

[indigo hatch]

Sup

[edgy roost]

k can we start

[livid delta]

yep

imma use plasma this time

[shadow urchin]

i jus dono how to get it modded

[edgy roost]

does the deck mater

[indigo hatch]

Neither home I'm on mobile

[long oracle]

insane round 1

[indigo hatch]

Nh but I'm also plasma

[rocky grove]

?

[indigo hatch]

Huh

[rocky grove]

spade of tens

[indigo hatch]

Yeah??

[edgy roost]

how do you make a discord popup?

[brittle olive]

is this a w buy or nah

[edgy roost]

in the corner

[indigo hatch]

Wdym

[lavish carbon]

will this activate flower pot? I have smeared joker so will the 5 of hearts count as both

[indigo hatch]

Yes

[rocky grove]

if you get swashbuckler, sure

[long oracle]

temperance 🔥

[livid delta]

i would say no but its negative and sell value is nice so yes

[indigo hatch]

BP

[brittle olive]

a nat perma negative

[indigo hatch]

First booster poly hiker

[grave crest]

well do you have a particular mod in mind? if it's cryptid I would heavily recommend just joining their discord server because they help out people not only with the mod but modding in general. the lead dev helped me once even :3

[livid delta]

aww i shoulda opened it

[indigo hatch]

U can restart homie

Idc

[livid delta]

oh cool

[indigo hatch]

Accidental straight flush on big blind

[livid delta]

always cool

[shadow urchin]

idk i saw some guy play this pokemon one and it looked sick

[lavish carbon]

YEAHHHH

[final delta]

WOOOOOOOOO

[indigo hatch]

I'm fucking one handing all of theese

[livid delta]

oof i should of gotten the boss reroll

[indigo hatch]

What is it

[livid delta]

the arm

[random plover]

-# eats 23 cards

[indigo hatch]

Ante 3 rn

[echo olive]

Taken

Try again

[indigo hatch]

Someone's gotta be misprint and be named missing np

Missingno

[grave crest]

love is in the air?

WRONG!!!
all face cards debuffed

[lavish carbon]

ramen

[red hamlet]

we don't ahve red card

[random plover]

chicot

[echo olive]

Not taken surprisingly

[indigo hatch]

Holo and arrow crazy

[hot nymph]

The most evil one

[indigo hatch]

Ooo crypt

[frail stirrup]

im cooking

[hot nymph]

All my homies fw the full deck of glass kings

[indigo hatch]

Seed

??

[hot nymph]

what does triboulet do

[kind field]

what do yall run on abandoned deck?

[livid delta]

x2 kings and queens

[indigo hatch]

2x every king or queen

[hot nymph]

typw ahit

[frail stirrup]

how do i check the seed

main menu right

[indigo hatch]

Wait

[frail stirrup]

or i could just win

[hot nymph]

ngl i fw the modding community

[livid delta]

arrow be goated with my setup

[indigo hatch]

Tell me when u die or win

[frail stirrup]

i'm gonna win then tell you

[hot nymph]

i love having a variety of 6x the base amount of content

[indigo hatch]

Thanks

[red hamlet]

[kind field]

what hands should i try to be running on ancient deck ;-;

[indigo hatch]

Uh oh

Ante 5

Bvro

[livid delta]

ancient?

[indigo hatch]

No face

?

[elder cloak]

abandoned?

[kind field]

oH yes abandoned

[elder cloak]

go for whatever makes you win with the jokers you get

nothing is restricted except face card jokers early but if you really wanted to you can still make it work

[indigo hatch]

I'm gonna re run this

[livid delta]

what happened

[indigo hatch]

Died cuz of lag

[kind field]

ummm okay

[lavish carbon]

can make face card jokers work with a deck taht has no jokers?

[indigo hatch]

Game went into flames and unselected my fuckin cards

[livid delta]

bruh

[elder cloak]

tarro cards...

[lavish carbon]

i just dont see why

[elder cloak]

like if you really wanted to you can just buy packs and tarro

[elder cloak]

thats what I was saying if you really wanted to you can

[lavish carbon]

k

[elder cloak]

I dont see what you are miss understanding here 🍿

[kind field]

obelisk seems like, tiring to play around

[brave saddle]

Wow

[livid delta]

lol i accidentally burnt jokered a straigt flush

[grave crest]

I just play like a billion high cards and then play anything that isn't that

[elder cloak]

it is

[elder cloak]

bro how

[frail stirrup]

im cooking

just need to thin out the deck

[elder cloak]

on accident is crazy blueprint

[kind field]

does it undo if you do your most played one?

[livid delta]

idk XD i kinda just did

[elder cloak]

you are just built diff idk

[livid delta]

Jimbo Balatro i think im doing good so far

[indigo hatch]

U defo win

I can't do this seed I keep fumbling

I wanna find a seed that's fun

Brb

Well I'll still be here actually

[livid delta]

also i gotta go after i finish this run

[indigo hatch]

Oh ok

[livid delta]

wait actually i really like this seed

[final delta]

yo blueprint we making cryptids?

[livid delta]

ye ye

[final delta]

Fuck yeah

[ember root]

When did Jimbo Blueprint and Perkeo become real

What's going on

[final delta]

we've all ways been real wym

[random plover]

im real too and i eat discards

[livid delta]

imma be honest this has been every reaction from people getting on

[ember root]

What the

[final delta]

hey yorick

[ember root]

Ok yknow what

[random plover]

sup perkeo

[ember root]

Sure

You guys are real

[final delta]

@quasi quiver @red hamlet @ionic remnant get ur asses here

[livid delta]

or are we figments of your imagination

[ember root]

This means I can SHUFFLE PERKEO LEFT AND RIGHT BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY

[ionic remnant]

What did I do

[random plover]

triboulet is sleeping i think

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350313978382913536/OzlPOp7.GIF

[final delta]

nothing we just got a person who didn't know we are real

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[final delta]

hey chicot

[ionic remnant]

Burglar and needle synergy goes hard

[red hamlet]

i have such a banger gif

[sand orchid]

Thanks game

[red hamlet]

but i can't post it 😔

[random plover]

rip

[ionic remnant]

I have a banger video i made but no one will listen to me

[agile pawn]

chicot's the first legendary i got a gold sticker on and canio's the 2nd

[livid delta]

dont you LoVe when that happens

[red hamlet]

YES BAE

[wind iris]

Hell freakin yeah man. Well done! Happy for you. :D

[ionic remnant]

@red hamlet https://x.com/mRClmao/status/1893181680090804622?t=H7sRB-QIZvR_N1_A11j6Ug&s=19

validate me dad

mRC (@mRClmao) on X

Balatro doechii meme

X · Feb 22, 2025, 6:11 AM

[sand orchid]

fun

[livid delta]

chat what do i sell

[red hamlet]

peak

[final delta]

welcome back to the rigged baffon pack

[ionic remnant]

Blue jokn

[indigo hatch]

The uhh

[ionic remnant]

Wait

No

[indigo hatch]

Purple guy

Fnaf

[ionic remnant]

Don't sell anything

[indigo hatch]

Purple guy fnaf

[ionic remnant]

Wait

You have to

[red hamlet]

just paly a flush

[ionic remnant]

Ok

[livid delta]

wait your right nvm that could work

[ionic remnant]

Sell blue joker

[dire totem]

[red hamlet]

no, just play a flush

[ionic remnant]

It won't

[red hamlet]

you'll win anyways

[solar portal]

question of the day

[ionic remnant]

Wrathful and arrow

[solar portal]

what is your favorite deck?

[livid delta]

ive got a level 12 flush

[solar portal]

i dont think i need to answer this one

[livid delta]

XD

[red hamlet]

PLAY A FLUSH

[random plover]

CANIO.

[solar portal]

that's... not what i meant

[ember root]

Canio.

[livid delta]

i am XD

[ionic remnant]

Uhhh hmm

I'm partial to checkered deck!

[solar portal]

checkered's noice

[livid delta]

guys who knew

[ember root]

Canio do you like Abandoned Deck

[final delta]

who r u

[ionic remnant]

What'd I do

[random plover]

anyways my favouries are ghost and green currently

[livid delta]

you dont even need to sell a joker

[ionic remnant]

Don't speak to me

[solar portal]

somebody? idk

[ionic remnant]

Know your place, maggot

[livid delta]

oh also Jimbo i won ante 8

[solar portal]

i dont think we know eachother

[final delta]

become a joker

we need econ

[solar portal]

hmm sure

just wait h ere

[ember root]

Can I become a Joker

[final delta]

YAY

[ionic remnant]

Being canio is so much responsibility

[final delta]

ofc

[random plover]

yes ofc

merry andy 🙏

[ember root]

Do I get to choose one or is it random

[final delta]

are goal is for everyone to become jokers

[livid delta]

yes

[random plover]

we need all 150 of em

[ionic remnant]

151

[livid delta]

i was once known as TrulyOmega

[frail stirrup]

seed: 19349Q7C
checkered deck, white stake (idk if it matters)

[final delta]

Tell us who first so we can tell u if we all ready have one or not

[final delta]

we need Murphy to become a joker

[ember root]

Alr uhhhhhh

Blackboard

[indigo hatch]

Tysm

[final delta]

we don't have one of those

[livid delta]

good choice

[frail stirrup]

this seed is not real bro

[agile pawn]

trib on abandoned deck

[ember root]

Cool

[solar portal]

hello it is constellation from the hit game balatro please give me google play gift cards so i can provide my family with xmult

[random plover]

CONSTELLATION

[livid delta]

ITS CONSTELLATION

[random plover]

brb feeding you planets

[final delta]

don't diss my bro like that

[solar portal]

yay

[final delta]

YOPPOOOP

[ionic remnant]

oi throwback is my g

[agile pawn]

throwback is ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[random plover]

constellation is one of my personal favourites

[solar portal]

it's my fav

[agile pawn]

i like constellation

[ionic remnant]

he's a good guy

[solar portal]

true i scale so much easier

[ionic remnant]

you just gotta give him a chance

[ember root]

Hello

[random plover]

throwback helped me reunite with merry andy so

[solar portal]

omg we look kinda alike

[ionic remnant]

I had such a good run going early it pissed me off

[agile pawn]

i already did

[ionic remnant]

Bram Poker

[agile pawn]

for the gold sticker

[ionic remnant]

Only had eternal vampire and madness

[random plover]

hello blackboard what are your opinions on hearts and diamonds

[ionic remnant]

Lost

[final delta]

hello

[solar portal]

oh god dont get him started

[ionic remnant]

Don't do this right now

[random plover]

hehehehe

[livid delta]

uh oh

[final delta]

yorick causing issues again

[ember root]

I have the right to remain silent

[ionic remnant]

Yorick you KNOW he doesn't like the reds. Why would you even ask that

[frail stirrup]

i got to e for the first time yay

[random plover]

im HUNGRY.

[solar portal]

congrats

[final delta]

WOOO

[ionic remnant]

I think you beat the blind

[final delta]

I'll find u discards

[livid delta]

really?

[solar portal]

same i could go for some planets right now

[livid delta]

alr Jimbo here is my game

gn everyone

[frail stirrup]

barely

[final delta]

goodnight blueprint

[ionic remnant]

skin of your teeth bud

[livid delta]

i will copy the cryptids in my sleep

[agile pawn]

blackboard when i decrease my hand size to 5 or below and then play every single card

[random plover]

if you like the taste of negative planets perkeo can make you some

[final delta]

thank yoh 🙏

[ember root]

Nanight Blueprint

[solar portal]

omg yay

[ember root]

I will be going to sleep now too

[solar portal]

thank you

[ember root]

Goodnight Jokers, you can run Bloodstone while I'm away, I don't mind

[solar portal]

somebody thought i was blackboard the other day

[random plover]

goodnight blackboard may your dreams be filled with spades and clubs

[agile pawn]

i think it would be funny if i did a blackboard run but without spades and clubs

[final delta]

I'll never run bloodstone if I have you

[woven shuttle]

does anyone have like a green screen or something of Jimbo saying "Looks like the joke's on us!" on the game over screen?
and the game over thing? i wanted to add it to a video i'm editing for a friend

[solar portal]

they were all like "why do you hate diamonds and hearts" and i was like YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!!

[ionic remnant]

Too much work

[ember root]

Almost heart reacted

Scary

[ionic remnant]

Zzz

[ember root]

Goodnight!

[woven shuttle]

ah well i tried

[agile pawn]

bloodstone + blackboard

the urge

[ionic remnant]

Smeared joker with blackboard

[hasty edge]

How do I get the badge so I can submit suggestions?

[ionic remnant]

Ultimate 'doing fuckall' synergy

[frail stirrup]

like

[agile pawn]

wild cards are pretty cool tbh

wish they weren't so weak though

[frail stirrup]

they need to buff it to 2

[edgy roost]

how you guys

[random plover]

always wondered why you can only make one wild instead of two

[edgy roost]

im on the last lvl before endless

hope 2nd win

[final delta]

good luck

[random plover]

🙏 2nd win

[final delta]

become a joker if u win

[random plover]

there is an invis among us

[versed cipher]

2v2 who's winning

[agile pawn]

i think the main problem with wild cards is that there's 4 boss blinds that debuff them

[wooden oak]

Mr bones coming in clutch for first gold stake win

[strong rose]

why are there two yoricks

[random plover]

invis

[strong rose]

reasonable

[final delta]

me and u

[edgy roost]

what do i do?

[random plover]

or an ankh

[cedar goblet]

I know a guy

[agile pawn]

violet vessel 😔

[spiral ridge]

Sell hiker

[coarse glacier]

Move supernova to the other side of hologram

And sell hiker

[queen valley]

Just play a hand and also reorder your jokers
X multiples on the right

[final delta]

exactly

[cedar goblet]

This pfp goes hard

[edgy roost]

2nd win lets go

[final delta]

your my favourite early game joker

[frail stirrup]

any guesses for the score?

[final delta]

will u become joker now

[versed cipher]

Naneinf

[queen valley]

2k at least

[rocky mortar]

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I swear to god if you give me the needle ONE MORE TIME

#Balatro

X · Mar 14, 2025, 2:28 PM

[random plover]

e75

[frail stirrup]

[rocky mortar]

I saw that

So you’ll go extinct after the first round?

[frail stirrup]

ok not bad, not even close to e 75 tho

[final delta]

na he's secretly Cavendish

[random plover]

just a little bit off

[versed cipher]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-gif-26525720

Maybe the goat was the chicots we had...

Alone at the edge of the universe humming a tune

For merely dreaming we were snow

[final delta]

emo yorick

[versed cipher]

A siren sounds like the goddess who promises endless apologies of paradise

[random plover]

emo yorick

[frail stirrup]

i died to the plant lol

[random plover]

rip

[versed cipher]

It feels like so many are online but so many people are offline at the same time these servers are dry but not at the same time

What are we some sort of Balabros?

[chrome gulch]

lol photochad

[rocky mortar]

3 chads 1 photo

[versed cipher]

Goodbye for 9 months

[lost kindle]

ur pregnant?

[versed cipher]

December is in 9 months

[final delta]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-starr-balatro-eating-banana-cavendish-gros-michel-gif-6680221824460769788

[copper sail]

Photochad-Chad-Chad

[versed cipher]

name 10 jokers and the top of your head

[red hamlet]

chicot, tribulout, crazy joker, zany joker, sly joker, merry andy, red card, vagabond, baron, mime, top of my head

[versed cipher]

You followed the rules

What do I do?????

[kind field]

yay green steak

[kind field]

what in gods name

is that like freeware balatro????

[versed cipher]

Some knockoff on the appstore

[kind field]

h uh

[grave crest]

EXPLODE IT NOW 💥💥💥

[versed cipher]

Even Steven or odd todd

[final delta]

what in the fuck

[random tendon]

will this double my debt

[versed cipher]

NOOOO it will just add $0

[final delta]

no ull have 4 dollars

[random tendon]

lol

[lavish carbon]

what?? how

[random tendon]

why is the legendary jokers here and not on my spectral packs

[final delta]

idfk I can't do math so I'm just guessing

[final delta]

sorry next pack trust

[lavish carbon]

ok sorry im slow

[final delta]

same domt worry

[grave crest]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-mr-bones-what-is-balatro-gif-4132060327691605524

[random tendon]

you better show up on this one

[final delta]

u got it 🙏

[versed cipher]

Chicot

[random tendon]

will this help my debt

[versed cipher]

Probably yes it says it will make your money set to 0

[random tendon]

doing a high card run rn anyways

[final delta]

change ur name to the name of the joker card

[lavish carbon]

ok for this server

[raw siren]

I want the Checkered Deck... but Black Deck... I hate this deck

[echo olive]

Actually a peak pfp

[echo olive]

What’s stopping you

[lavish carbon]

ty

[echo olive]

Never seen ramen look so good

[raw siren]

Either econ or my own scoring never being enough for most runs. I once reached Ante 7.. but only once.

[echo olive]

Well yeah but you can do black deck any difficulty to unlock checkered

[raw siren]

I can't even beat it on White Stake

[echo olive]

Black deck’s downsides don’t really appear before high stakes

[raw siren]

That's how bad I am

[echo olive]

We all start somewhere

Get one +mult or score joker early

Keep it and then trade it for Econ

[gray zealot]

Judge my deck

[serene verge]

bloodstone pivot

[agile pawn]

which poker hand are you using

[raw siren]

The grind is making me upset so I'm done playing the game for now so I do not grow further tempted to punt my computer into a wall

[random tendon]

somehow worked out

[frail stirrup]

alright i have every joker and every voucher unlocked i just need to buy them

[lavish carbon]

when i have a bad loss i take a break and get on tomorrow

[raw siren]

That's what I'm thinking. Maybe with a clearer head, I might at least reach Ante 7 again

[red hamlet]

play league instead

so you're more mad at riot

[lavish carbon]

yuhhh

[red hamlet]

then you have aclearer head for balatro

[frail stirrup]

flushpilled

[raw siren]

I refuse

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/red-heart-heart-break-breaking-heart-cracked-but-it-refused-gif-26569141

[raw siren]

But I did get Undertale for a dollar, so I might install that and put some hours into it

[lavish carbon]

is there a joker for having $100

[frail stirrup]

something i just learned about undertale a couple months ago is that "but it refused" also means "but it re-fused" because the heart fuses together

[raw siren]

I didn't realize what time it was. Maybe I really am tired (It is 1 AM for me)

[red hamlet]

6am here

[frail stirrup]

3 am for me i should go to bed

[chrome rampart]

funny buildt

[agile pawn]

the ride the bus and photograph synergy is insane

[chrome rampart]

i didn't transition from lucky carsd to glass cards or from flush to flush five to the point where i was only drawing flush five but it scored worse than flush

[chrome rampart]

im a genius!

[fallow ledge]

is this seeded

[chrome rampart]

no

[fallow ledge]

how

[chrome rampart]

i most often only see random negatives in endless i wonder if the odds are weighted to give more negatives later in the run

[red hamlet]

nah

it just so happens that as you get to endless, you usually have more cash for rerolls

so you see more of the shop

[hot nymph]

we need more legendaries

[deep raven]

New high score

[chrome rampart]

that wold make sense actualy yea

[red hamlet]

hrtcafe

• played faces become the opposite gender

q > k > j

[random plover]

why are retcon satellite and erratic deck the last things i need to get for completionist dawg

[hot nymph]

interesting

[gray zealot]

Flush

[deep raven]

If only I wasn’t on the -joker slot deck, i seen an invis joker but didn’t have room, could have had a second brainstorm or blueprint

[gray zealot]

Run died guys😞✊

[lavish carbon]

i<3 gross michel

[random tendon]

Joker concept: "Shuffler"
an uncommon joker
Gives you an option to reshuffle a given hand one time

downsides: -1 hand

[red hamlet]

so

+1 super discard, -1 hand

[tacit bronze]

anyone know why when i sell luchador at the boss that -1 hand size, it returns me 2 cards instead of 1

[grand dune]

The hand size probably got affected before drawing two cards

[red hamlet]

probalby some funky code

and is probably also why multiple chicots give you increased hand size

[grand dune]

Flush Madness run

[tacit bronze]

yeah, but like its only 1 luchador, the sequence was, luchador sold, hand size went back to 8 and i got a card back, then when i recieve the money from selling him, i got another card but not another hand size

honestly, im just glad i got more cards

[gray zealot]

It does that????

[red hamlet]

does a couple fun things

[grand dune]

You'll beat it, eventually

Bad luck is usually gonna be your enemy here

Other than that, you should understand joker synergies

[tacit bronze]

so basically with many chicot, its act as a burglar only against the needle?

[red hamlet]

ye

[raw siren]

Maybe

I did manage to beat Yellow and Ghost deck

[grand dune]

That's good

Blue and red should be the easiest

[raw siren]

Yeah

Just struggling to deal with having less hands to work with, I think.

[tacit bronze]

i think you also should unlock more joker requirement like brainstorm, invis joker, onyx agate, those are decent joker that could really shape your run or helps you in general

[grand dune]

Then do black deck LAST

[stark gazelle]

watching... roffle in minecraft

[grand dune]

Even the most basic jokers like Banana or Green Joker

[timber sierra]

@red hamlet hi mr gummy bear

[tacit bronze]

personally, i hate both magic and telescope deck, so ill do em last

[grand dune]

The consumable slot can be a bit of a pain in Nebula Deck, and Magic Deck wouldn't feel right without Fortune Teller

[tacit bronze]

i remember the astral deck vid, the best sleep ever

[stark gazelle]

i just put all his vids on 2x speed and get free dopamine from number go up

[tacit bronze]

i got to violet vessel on nebula deck, lost by 6k chips, now i have personal beef with it

[grand dune]

Wow, that sucks

[tacit bronze]

got to verdant leaf on magic deck, lost by 11k chips on green stake, i have more beef with magic deck now

[random plover]

crimson heart disabled shoot the moon otherwise i would have won damn

[grand dune]

Verdant leaf imo isn't a big deal for independent joker builds that rely less on the cards you have (just the hand you need to play)

[grand dune]

Yeah that blind is really annoying

[hot nymph]

Why doesnt the yorick card show its current multiplier

it confuses me so

[spiral ridge]

💀

Me when it literally does

[grand dune]

Bug?

[hot nymph]

probably bug

then again i modded my game and now there are stickers that show errors instead of what they are

[dry karma]

cavendish or trio

[red hamlet]

cavendish, not evne a competition

3x vs conditional 3x

[raw siren]

Roffle is nice to watch, but watching someone who knows what he's doing might have skewed my view of the game.

[red hamlet]

could also yeet suck and buster

and have double 3x

[grand dune]

What are like some of the jokers that are strong, but you just can't seem to win a single run with?

[red hamlet]

banger

(idk why you didn't buy it the first tiem)

[lavish carbon]

does white sticker do anything

[frail stirrup]

you mean white stake?

or white stake stickers on the jokers?

[lavish carbon]

white stickes

[red hamlet]

only shows what stake you beat with that joker in hand while boss got cleared

[lavish carbon]

what about gold

[red hamlet]

nothing

[lavish carbon]

ok

[red hamlet]

just means you had it in hand on gold stake while you beat the boss

[lavish carbon]

kty

[frail stirrup]

if you get all jokers with all gold you get another achievement

wait nvm you don't get an achivement for all white stickers, only gold

[lavish carbon]

oh ok

[wise plaza]

Gold stickers on everything is alot of work with 150 jokers

[spiral ridge]

More jokers added soon so you better hurry up

[grand dune]

AM I COOKING?

[red hamlet]

honestly yeah

[spiral ridge]

> Legendary
> “am I cooking”

RIP Yorick bro’s dead in two rounds lmao

[random plover]

yes.

[cedar goblet]

Unironically LT went hard when making the duo/trio/order/tribe jokers

Hence why I’m keeping tribe as my pfp

[boreal niche]

can anyone help me out

[red hamlet]

no

[boreal niche]

trying for unseeded naneinf for the first time

[red hamlet]

use brainstorm mod

[boreal niche]

i plugged the seed into the soul

trying to figure out how to scout it out

and like

what to do ig

rn here's how it's looking

on ante 10 i can find dna

on ante 11 i can find invis joker

on ante 12 i can find showman

ante 13 gives me a baron and 2 additional mimes

and ante 14 gives me the soul

the bad part is i do not find any ectoplasms

oop

[dapper wolf]

This games mid tbh

[grand dune]

... Am I cooked?

[brittle escarp]

I won my first game wooooooo

[random plover]

merry blueprint day

[grand dune]

NO I'M NOT!!!!

[brittle escarp]

Merry blueprint day woooo

[random plover]

how much have i eaten

[buoyant orbit]

Well thats something ig💔

[grand dune]

ALAS, POOR YORICK!

[tardy halo]

hello chat

[round garnet]

hello

[tardy halo]

i am new but i know too much about balatro

[buoyant orbit]

#lifegoals 💔💔

[brave saddle]

suboptimal jonkler placement

[buoyant orbit]

Fair argument

[brave saddle]

i dont think fortune teller could save u there tho

[buoyant orbit]

Ye i lost

I then proceeded to cry for 20 seconds 💔

[brave saddle]

sad world

[buoyant orbit]

And mean

👎

[lethal owl]

are you the actual fibonacci?

great joker

[sleek patrol]

dude it’s insane how good this mod works

i’m so impressed

[buoyant orbit]

It is my dream to become fibonnacci

💔

[sleek patrol]

it just like works so naturally

[lethal owl]

i love how some people here are actually just jokers

[buoyant orbit]

Real

[brave saddle]

wtf plant

why is the plant here

[buoyant orbit]

Who doesnt likes a bit of nature

Lovely just lovely

🔥2025🔥

[digital tusk]

😭

[random plover]

rip hand size

[tardy cloud]

why is Blueprint and Brainstorm looking at eachother like that ?

[digital tusk]

idk what to say anymore

this is the stupidest run i've ever had

[waxen cypress]

The Psychic

[tardy cloud]

that Madness must be so starved.

[digital tusk]

they wouldn't do that to me surely

[random plover]

madness can scale without eating

[swift jasper]

best joker ever made fr

[digital tusk]

it is in this case yea 😭

[brave saddle]

the humble verdant leaf:

-# he's banned

[digital tusk]

umm it got worse

uh huh

[lethal owl]

what

well in a way,the boss blind doesnt affect you

[lament hollow]

are we deadass

[buoyant orbit]

APK's are free bro💔💔💔

[valid panther]

what is this

is this copycat

just pirate dude

buy game when you have money

[brave saddle]

balarox lmfao

oh roblox

[lament hollow]

i do have the game i just wanted to see if there was a roblox version

which

there always is

for some reason

they got touhou on roblox

ultrakill on roblox

[cedar goblet]

Oh cool

[lament hollow]

dead by daylight on roblox

[valid panther]

do they have balatro 2 on roblox

[lament hollow]

probably

hows my deck

[cedar goblet]

There’s a likely chance there’s a replica of a game on Roblox

Like any game

[valid panther]

no antes?

[cedar goblet]

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s purely endless

Like no boss blinds

Btw @lament hollow are there any gamepasses or nah

[lament hollow]

i wouldnt think so

how would you monetize balatro?

[cedar goblet]

Idk

[lament hollow]

600 robux for like a blueprint x brainstorm bundle???

[cedar goblet]

But donation gamepasses would make sense
Since Roblox uses an entirely different coding engine iirc

So like, that’s some rather serious dedication

[lament hollow]

bro theres legit people playing this brah we gotta make a go fund me for people who cant afford balatro

wheres jimbo...

wheresd the talking card in the tutorial

[orchid fog]

roblox balatro?

[lament hollow]

yes

THERES MORE

[cedar goblet]

I hope that someone makes a card game like balatro but for caravan from fnv
I love caravan

[merry birch]

Hey had anyone got friended by random egirls trying to peddle random mobile games?

[lament hollow]

this may be an original experience

[merry birch]

I looked it up on Reddit people saying the same stuff, but this one friended me from this server so just beware I guess

[red hamlet]

happens all the time

though usually the experience is customized to the recipient so

[cedar goblet]

At my autism diagnosis I unironically taught one of the doctors/psychologists/whatever there how to play caravan while my mom did most of the talking

[red hamlet]

at least it made the diagnosis easy

[cedar goblet]

lol

One of my favorite interactions is that when I was talking about this with someone else their immediate reaction was “yeah you’re definitely autistic”

[red hamlet]

no but like deadass lmfao

goes to an autism dianosis
autisms all over the place

[cedar goblet]

John autism

https://vxtwitter.com/mene_seal/status/1900554671434908023?s=46

[red hamlet]

dumbass

[thorn solar]

how can i transfer my google balatro progress to steam balatro?

[red hamlet]

can't

[lime violet]

insane shi

[wanton monolith]

My first black deck win <3
I tried to play a bit infinite mode but i only survived a couple of rounds. (I would have died in round 24 but Mr. Bones saved me)

[scarlet widget]

Mr. bones ?, what's that card

[red hamlet]

score 25%+ and you can't die in that blind
explodes if it saves you

[wanton monolith]

This little guy

I think the name its mr bones in english

[scarlet widget]

Wow, is this your language?, What is its name?

[red hamlet]

spanish

[wanton monolith]

Yes

[brave saddle]

i strengthen a red seal 8 to a 2

then i get this pull

oml

[red hamlet]

sleeping

[lavish carbon]

oh k

[slim junco]

Hi

[red hamlet]

[frail stirrup]

purple stake is kicking my ass bro im so bad

[copper pumice]

it's 15 usd...

[lament hollow]

some of them are also kids

[copper pumice]

true, but in regards to birthdays, and other events people have spent more on jackets, and even pairs of socks.

[bleak river]

do i get rid of mail in rebate or dna

[lament hollow]

when I was a kid my mom ain’t buy me no online shit because we were kinda broke and she had better stuff to spend her money on than vbucks

[copper pumice]

fair

vbucks is diff from an actual game though

[lament hollow]

yeah but my mom never touched a video game in like 32 years so she wouldn’t understand

[copper pumice]

same broooo

[red hamlet]

brother in christ, moms play candy crush on the regular

[copper pumice]

fr

[red hamlet]

i bet your mom could be better at balatro than you

[copper pumice]

EXACTLY

CARD GAMES are a whole diff story though

I love rummy 🙂

gin rummy is better in my opinion though

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350308070760124456/rLdCcjx.GIF

[copper pumice]

lol

im js tryna create my own balatro deck rn

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350322081706807306/cKrb4Eb.GIF

[copper pumice]

lmaooo

1s

imma send my script

[red hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1350313978382913536/OzlPOp7.GIF

[copper pumice]

i mean my card

[red hamlet]

Night might char

9:21am nap time

[agile citrus]

wtf

op

[copper pumice]

guys im clearly unbiased.

[solar portal]

pancakes > waffles

sorry not sorry

[copper pumice]

no.

waffles are better

[copper pumice]

this proves waffles are a better

[solar portal]

we shall duel to the death in a roman colloseum to decide who's rght

like how every civil debate is resolved

[copper pumice]

I am right.

always

I am waffles. You are a simple timour.

I represent the best of waffles. You represent the lowest of breakfast choices.

[red hamlet]

Bone shaped treats >>>>> pancakes and waffles

I'm not biased

[copper pumice]

you are.

[red hamlet]

What, just cux I wag my tail, wear a muzzle and bark somehow I'm sometimes biased????

This is discrimination

[copper pumice]

discrimination would be me giving bias, I simple pointing out that you are biased. Therefore you are inviting yourself to those claims.

[red hamlet]

I'm not biased

[lethal owl]

I'm going to sleep guys
Have a goodnight

[copper pumice]

gn

[tardy cloud]

Is balatro evil ?

[red hamlet]

Yes

[tardy cloud]

oh my god

[frail stirrup]

is the reward of the soul card always the same or can you manipulate it somehow

i mean in the same seed

[thorny skiff]

This is probably anecdotal, but i heard if you won a certain legendary joker in a stake, then that legendary joker will not come until all other joker in that stake

[red torrent]

GG JOKERLESS

[boreal niche]

what the shit

[charred locust]

First mobile white stake

[spiral ridge]

We call this build the Temperance

🔥

[boreal niche]

i also got chad wee and lucky cat

had to sell gift card but it got my wee and chad good sell value so that's good

[spiral ridge]

Make sure to get a big wee

[austere otter]

i really wanted ante 39 i just missed out

[lament hollow]

we are more of a bejeweled family

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-shitpost-funny-memes-funny-memes-gif-13736751947890215191

[vapid thistle]

average ghost deck start

[elfin tapir]

the double polychrome baron

[vapid thistle]

im still probably gonna throw at ante 4 ngk

ngl

[boreal whale]

why lord

i had such big plans

[wanton monolith]

What 😭 Bro is the fourth most spoken language on the pplanet wdym

[frail stirrup]

pray for my brainstorm hes hanging by a thread

[red hamlet]

Only for gold

If you gold sticker a chicot, you won't get another chicot from a soul on gold until they're all gold stickered

Its to make C++ far more lenient

[brave saddle]

u can name profiles???

[signal scroll]

Baltro

[charred locust]

Is vampire good for white stake

[nova oar]

I dunno, I'm new here

[charred locust]

I just got it on my ante 2 SB shop

Idk if I should buy it

[fathom needle]

Its really good with Midas mask

I once got a 11x cause of it

[nova oar]

I was wondering, how to play Balatro exactly

[patent gale]

it can

you gotta play for it tho

[nova oar]

Because, I'm new

[glad oriole]

anything’s good for white stake

[devout turtle]

never stop gamble with eternal egg

temperance + double fool babyyy

[strong rose]

holo brainstorm

fpmarhfpalpdfa0pdfa

idk which joker to replace

[lost kindle]

what build r u doing

two pair?

[strong rose]

i dont really know

i dont have a specific build in mind

[lost kindle]

whats the constellation mult

[strong rose]

well at least im not doing two pairs

[strong rose]

x1.7

[lost kindle]

yea ig u can throw the two pair for the brainstorm

[strong rose]

okioki

[quick prairie]

New acc

3rd run

[strong rose]

wow 100k

[quick prairie]

New player?

[gusty hinge]

THIS IS WHY I GET THE NEGATIVE TAGS RAAAAH

wTF WAS THIS SHOP MAN

[strong rose]

no

poly

/ʃː↓/

[lament hollow]

look

[wanton monolith]

Guys should i sell the four fingers and get the baseball card? (I have 2 inussuals) idk if i can get 300k with x3 mult tho

[gusty hinge]

nice

[wanton monolith]

Hehe nice

[lament hollow]

might as well

four fingers isn’t giving you no mults

[gusty hinge]

BWUH????

[bronze pelican]

oops! all bloodstones!

[brave saddle]

spectral pack has an ecto frfr

[frail stirrup]

finally beat the purple stake (ignore the eternal half joker)

[rose kraken]

whatsn a consecutive dawg

new to the game

[frail stirrup]

ohhh it means it adds up mult every time you play a hand with no face cards, if you play a face card it resets to 0

[rose kraken]

i heard the jokers good shall i bguy it

[rose kraken]

ohhh

so how are my jokers now is that good

[solar portal]

consecutive is when you do something multiple times in a row

[scenic lodge]

i wanna play multiplayer

[frail stirrup]

you'll learn from experience mostly, everyone has their preference, the pair joker is fine early game but you should sell it when you find something better, 6th sense is cool but once you're running out of sixes you should sell it

ramen is also good but it runs out when you discard

[copper pumice]

i hate vsc

[frail stirrup]

why? lmao

[copper pumice]

im just trying to run a simple print and it's not working.

[frail stirrup]

show me

[copper pumice]

in #💻・modding-dev

[scenic lodge]

do i have to get lovely to get mods

[waxen cypress]

chats heads or tails

[bronze pelican]

do i swap bloodstone for chad

[gusty hinge]

Guess how many ectos

[quick prairie]

No no no no no no

[crisp ingot]

God this boss had me sweating and praying 😄

[quick prairie]

Praying with a bp

I always lose runs that have blueprint

[crisp ingot]

Rip

I even have the other one

But i didn't know i was gona beat it 😄

[quaint stream]

This boss blind is literally a free win

[crisp ingot]

It was my first time facing it 😄

Sounds and looks scary for noobs like me

[outer cairn]

Pls remove the PLANT blind🙏

[scenic lodge]

r

[crisp ingot]

?

[strong rose]

?

also my first green stake win

[crisp ingot]

Congrats

[calm mural]

Photochad moment

[calm mural]

Just realized straights scale faster

[strong rose]

ty

[torpid yarrow]

What a shop

[charred locust]

Yeah I got it up to X5 mult and won

[tacit bronze]

boys, we are about to cook

ante 2, 23 bucks and a dream

we got a sock and buskin next ante

[patent gale]

gg

[shell swallow]

Jackpot

[steep sable]

I have blueprint and brainstorm and want to get another one of the two from wraith is that possible?

[pale lion]

This is unseeded

[dapper dust]

The real question is, have you had a chance to discard a bunch, because otherwise the next blind isabout to stiff you

also, why no negative yorick - clearly you can do better

[pale lion]

Each of them are 16x mult

[pale lion]

I couldn’t find a spectral pack

[dapper dust]

Nice

[brazen phoenix]

what

crazy seed

what is the seed...

[pale lion]

It’s HWIZRINN

[dapper dust]

The best I’ve had is 3 tribs on unseeded

[pale lion]

Funny thing is is that I still fumbled this seed

[brazen phoenix]

best i've had is yorick and canio on unseeded

coincidentally that wasw the same run a cavendish went extinct

[amber torrent]

what typa doo doo seeds do i be getting

[turbid ermine]

I remember getting ante 1 brainstorm, not having enough to buy it, then opening a buffoon pack, getting a blueprint

[tacit bronze]

what to do? need help asap

[onyx sorrel]

Run was funny but I accidentally sold a polychrome brainstorm

[tacit bronze]

how do you accidentally sold that?

[onyx sorrel]

I was selling mr bones but I dragged the brainstorm instead

(Mobile)

[onyx sorrel]

Probably just do medium

[shell swallow]

I play on an android handheld with a VERY sensitive Left Bumper. I accidentally sell constantly.

[tacit bronze]

with these pieces of context, its actually reasonable

[onyx sorrel]

On like 4 steel

[tacit bronze]

nah, maybe the steel could help, the glass dont

[shell swallow]

The game doesn't autosave after selling a Joker, btw, you can force close.

[onyx sorrel]

Wait a minute I forgot purple gives tarots 💀

I mixed up tance and medium

Trance*

[tacit bronze]

make sense

[onyx sorrel]

I'd just put it in a low number probably

[tacit bronze]

2 wheel procced in a row

best seed ever

[strong rose]

my first 4-joker win

[onyx sorrel]

GG.

[strong rose]

• Spare Trousers (+58 mult)
• Hologram (x6 mult)
• The Tribe
• Baseball Card

[onyx sorrel]

Trousers always make the dream come true.

[strong rose]

:D

[onyx sorrel]

The idol is a bit weird but I guess it's for baseball card.

[steady edge]

Can someone tell me if there is crossave betwen the movile (apple) and pc (steam) game?

[tacit bronze]

hologram got disabled and you beat it in 1 hand i think so it doesnt really matter in the end

[strong rose]

oh nono

i beat it with 2 hands

[onyx sorrel]

Wait the tribe is a real card I forgot

The tribe is

[strong rose]

i got grabber and nacho tong

[tacit bronze]

flushes

[onyx sorrel]

Right right mb

[strong rose]

:D

[tacit bronze]

the excalibur built (i dont use excalibur that much, mainly gauss prime and recently volt prime)

but why is volt a jack, theyre so useless

[solar portal]

beautiful

[tacit bronze]

beautiful, my first practice in this

might get a highscore

[vernal vigil]

-# I hasth been spawned @spiral ridge

[tacit bronze]

got myself a highscore

[crystal light]

when should i expect the fangamer cards to get here

[autumn turret]

https://github.com/blake502/balatro-mobile-maker

This allows save transfers between pc/mobile and let's you copy your steam version of balatro to mobile.

[tribal spade]

would you take? 🤔

for context

like, I'm stoned out of my mind, but hiker seems better... I could get rid of one xmult joker, but is that better?

[pallid sapphire]

If you're going endless for plasma chips stop being relevant pretty quickly

[tribal spade]

I doubt it'll go too far, but trying to see how far it does go

what does become relevant then?

[pallid sapphire]

x mult

[tribal spade]

so, better to keep the stuff I have, stone joker came too late?

[crystal light]

when should i expect the fangamer cards to get here

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah

[tribal spade]

got it

thanks

[pallid sapphire]

Your x mults are all static btw so you really, really need something that scales

[tribal spade]

will see, maybe will get to like 11-12

I had a throwback earlier, but well... it's throwback, hard to scale it much, was stuck at x2

[pallid sapphire]

Throwback is only good for beating ante 8, after that it's ggs