#🎙・server-chat
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How you got 100% collection?
Unlock all
my best rn is like a couple billion but thats low compared to others 😭
You probably modded it
I saw a guy with 1 billion high score and he did not have all the collection
?
You click on profiles
Wdym it's a button
im missing 1 joker now
its probably on wallpaper engine
gotta win in 12 rounds or less
ah oh well
Random ass short
Huh
No way bro got 600k that easy
there is no high res one available there... MAN!
Fym?????
600k score? That's not even that high
I got nan e inf easy as shi unseeded
My highest was 23k wdym not that high
its a troll
Im on it 😤
We need to make troll awareness classes
You can't be talking you have 100k
High score
There's no way yall are still falling for this
That's the winning blind on the Violet Vessel, 600k
yeah 😭
You have 22k zawg that numbers bugged
What is that?
Violet vessel?
The final boss blind that's purple
Very large blind ante 8 boss
Never got that far
its on wallpaper engine though
I am stupid as fuck so I forgot how much nane inf was but my best is e301 non naneinf
e308
O shit fr?
It says 100k blud
I like bananas
Anyway
Wait that reminds me
Got a run recently where I got both nanas at the same time
That's possible?
Gros michel got extinct immediately after but yea
lmfao, juggling bananas
What are those two jokers on the right?
Blueprint and blackboard
Blackboard and fibbonaci
I've never seen them

I've seen that one
Yeah what's blueprint
Copies the ability of the joker to its right
The fibonacci I saw before
Oooh, that could be OP when paired with throwback
Why cant it just be perkeo
No idk what that means. Seems like a skinned version of brainstorm
Blackboard gives x3 mult when there's only spades and clubs in your hand
god, balatros music is so much like ror2s and its reallu nice
Wtf are those jokers?
It's a better brainstorm pretty much
How did we not know about this crazy joker called.... green print?
I forgot
It seems good though
Wow. That's actually really good. I think throwback is still better since I got 3.25x once
One time
It's called blueprint bro
Its called rgblueprint
My goal in balatro is to win 1 run
When you get better at the game skipping becomes more situational
1 run is like 50k-100k points right?
It's better to see more shops usually
For*
Just started 4 hours ago
Like e64 or smth
Oh...
Obelisk is so bad
But I got 23k in one hand
?????
I'll help you thought a bit but it's crazy as fuck
I don't want your seed ew wtf
Bro
???
Seed run
The seed for a op run
bruh
You get blueprint by winning 1 run
That
Palu do you have any seeds? Jimbo over here has a 100k high score, I don't trust him.
Then that'll be my goal!
BRO I KJOW THE BEST SEED
Lemme check
???
Ok i just need +1 joker slot and we blessed
So use it, your highest is only 100k lolll
I thought that was high
But ngl I have 23k
Some kinda red apple variant i assume
Good stuff
Bro
So I'm close
You stupid
BECAUSE I DO RANDOM ASS SEEDS I JUST TYPE RANDOM SHIT
Seeds mak it so u cant get shit but they fun
Don't have any seeds sorry
That's why your high score is only 100k?
There's a seed chat
Whats ur strat?
Honestly sell dna here and fix deck early and try rebuy later????
Kinda need money
Random ass ss
I know all of those jokers lol you're not very good are you?
Sell Todd, ez
I have a ton
?
Proof my best isn't fuckin 100k
U using mime on gold cards?
It's not yours lol
Yeh
Yo calm down man
Bro
I don't mean any hostility
I have the mobile and steam versions. Play the mobile version at work and steam version at home would that be considered hooked? LOL
Don't you guys feel like this costume design is amazing? Yet they never used it in the fmab anime.
Looks cool
If u can one hand a round then keep rebate
If not keep dna
(Not professional advice)
One of the best in the show lol
I have seen dna before
Not with a light microscope u didnt
I swear I did
But I could not afford it
It costs a lot and it's a rare joker so it's very hard to find
I dont like to intermingle with muggle brokies
Come back when u have 23 lamborghinis in ur lamborghini account
What?
so peak
supernova is cool
:o
lmao what
if u reroll boss after hiero/petrogylph in ante 16 u get the finisher blinds
Sounds normal
ggs
Just need showman and +1 joker slot
naneinf project?
gg 
@neon mulch no perkeo but want to redo my high score that didnt register
Honestly invisible always chose the only one i dont want copy
Who wanna 1v1 (same seed furthest wins)
man i dont really like dna :/
Ditch the showman or a brainstorm in hopes of a second blueprint?
Buy popcorn
how's your deck
could potentially dump dna ngl
DNA gives extra hand size
yeah dna is pretty valuable for them rn
50/50 very much
UTP5S643 I got bored ante 2 (wasn't what I was looking for, but is pretty cracked. ignore 1st ante BP, there's one ante 2)
ditching brain you could get another blue
ditching show is just more immedaite strength
i would say kill brainstorm
gamba or gurantee
That was my thinking, fingers crossed for a second blueprint
the flexibility of blueprint over brainstorm is really nice
why is he sittting on my pet meat ball henry ):
yeahhh uhhh
deck
what in joves name
Hoooow
perhaps you could use another card
i think i see a bit of a synergy
That was sketchy nearly screwed up doing DNA first, always good to have a few levels on pairs
Fuck off trib
tribchamp
sell brainstorm....
Who wanna 1v1
if i sell brainstorm im gonna need a showman to get it back
How was my picture not allowed but there's a dude name testicle
What was it
alright im finally trying out plasma deck, is the strat just to get tons of chips at the start?
Chips then when you get a good x mult focus on mult
mm good point
Is this a valid reason to want to rage quit
Me getting destroyed at Ante 5
on Purple stake for the 473839473th time
new high score yay
No I mean because of the boss
I hate it
Horrible boss
Made me lose 2 runs so far
it's my favorite boss to get tbh
i hate the one that forces you to sell a joker
or the one that disables a joker
if i can't make 300k by ante 8 its a skill issue
no bean gg
tried out mobile and i got 3 legendary jokers in 3 separate runs and only in the one i got triboulet in i almost won (then i pulled no face cards on a boss)
37,376 people online but it feels so empty
for april fools they should add a joker called the solo that adds 1x mult on hands containing high card and makes the ding every time
Lucked out big
This town ain't big enough for the 2 of us
WHAT
if i dupe pants im dead right
yorick, the cooler yorick
Nah I'd solo
chat, is this a w setup? ||smiley, card sharp, chad, pareidolia, and sock n buskin||
i just got polychrome tarot joker on magic deck
Doesn't this have a weird effect on your hand size sometimes
never even seen an e
could be a bug
blueprint my beloved
chicot says it disables the boss blind
i'm so set rn
probably
cuz if u got multiple chicots
probably gonna sell bull later
please tell me brainstorm is the right joycon
it does it multple times
Hologram+DNA is one of my favourite pairs
they forgot the craziest one: manacle
real
holy shit i just saved myself, i almost considered pareidolia then i checked boss blind and it was "all face cards drawn face down:
i like hologram and sixth sense, if i get incantation its so much mult
should i? throwback is 1x rn but i could leech off campfire for now
Can't really complain because I got it right after small blind In first ante
Then you get a Blueprint or brainstorm and double up DNA and then move them and double up Hologram
hey
What should i sell im thinking photo?
hai
i was about to say oops all 6's
Sixth sense seems useless without DNA
but thats tough
imo sock?
oops
i'd sell photo
wait no
don't sell oa6 guh
Im playing flush house
bloodstone
hmm
wait how long have these other yoricks been here
dont play the game super often it just works for me sometimes
HAHAH
guh
screw this im becoming canio maybe?
sock
Bloodstone+All sixes both should be kept
byebye sock
Doesn't Photo only work once
sell photo for blueprint
yeah so with chad and sock it triggers 3 times
chad would die
OH I GOT A LEGENDARY JOKER
is it yorick
it'd still be good for getting bloodstone triggers
is it yorick 😔
HEY
HOW DARE YOU
Throwback my Beloved
who do i sell
how many hackables do u have
Love you still havent gotten the hang of the calculator
ohhh yeaaahhh because more xmult on hearts
Hack
yeah i got hanging chad anyways, hack doesnt do much rn
this is how its looking rn though
with heiroglyph, mr squidward, with heiroglyph...
as long as you're playing heart flushes with faces, throwing out photo is better
another hack bites the dust
and you're on checkered so it shouldn't be that hard
just remember to grab director's so you can reroll plant
and heart debuff
imagine rerolling plant and it lands on the head
CHICOT?
lmfao
Yeah those vouchers havent showed up but im pass plant just waitung on heart thanks for the help
bro 😭 the devil may cry anime has papa roach
average soul pull
oh 😟 rip
chicots awesome
i aint putting chicot as my profile
genuinely love chicot
i got triboulet and canio on mobile recently
chicot would be good if i was going for face cards because of the plant
dont even know what those are ive only ever pulled chicot out of the two soul cards ive ever gotten
might not be too late to lean into face cards????
in general he's said to be the worst one
chicot is the worst of the 5 legs
died in ante 11 damn, i'm trying to unlock the voucher but i never play endless
triboulet is glazed but rightfully so ig
well ive never seen the others so i cant compare
but i think hes good for what he is
go for highscore builds
no more worrying about using my one trick checkered deck flush build
fuck you face, eye and plant
same
oh i thought u were tryna unlock the 10 vouchers in a run
oml
OH FUCK YEAH ITS NOT TOO LATE I JUST GOT PHOTO
negative'd the rocket and got photo
i will say heiroglyph did cost me a run very early one
i misread -1 ante as going from 8/8 to 7/7
rip
i fucked up
Guys which Pokémon would you smash 🤔
so unless you really needed that hand to beat the previous ante
First time cooking 🙏
nah i'm ass at the game
i can't do that
i did that once
the keys
which voucher
anaglyph deck and voucher skips mayhaps
wdym
I forgot to mention a few months back I think I had a dream that I had to beat a balatro run in order to wake up
honestly chicot is way better for just getting more temperance value than the boss blinds
the goat
like im raking in cash from temperance
gay banana
i support
they're talking about unlocking a tier 2 voucher xdd, not redeeming 10 of the same one
yeah i did that
the money one right
In the same run
yorick in all lowercase which joker (probably legendary) should i set my discord and steam profile to
wasn't crazy hard but i forgor how i did it
Wait I'm misunderstanding
Autism be damned
best deck to run overall?
checkered
perkeo or trib
if u can get to ante 12 then u can get 10 vouchers in a run
flush and straight flush will save you
makes sense
ill do trib since i got that recently (havent unlocked perkeo)
Checkered, plasma or abandoned
its probably not checkered but my GOD i love checkered
the value you get from consistant flushes is amazing
DUDE I GOT CHICHOT ONCE AND I FORGOT I WAS ON ABANDONED DECK
you could yeah but i need to unlock them first, that's a cool goal tbh
Plasma is just broken, makes chip jokers insane for ante 8 runs
i mean canio
Checkered is flush paradise
get every voucher you find
im still trying to unlock erratic deck
u can get both at once
Abandoned is so peak
oooo ive never gotten it, looking foward to plasma
erratic is the only deck i havent unlocked yet, got stuck at purple stake
Plasma does funny things to your score
liquidization and petro isnt rlly necessary for an hs run
ghost ;-;
maybe cause im misinderstanding how it works
You want to grab big value jokers and scaling xmult ones
get chip jokers early game
so just regular gameplay???
then pivot to mult
Chip jokers go nuts, bonus cards are stronger than mult cards, stone is peak
what's actually best strategy for abandoned deck
ohh
Straights or flushes
i think i get the vision
straights
You can do peak ancient joker gameplay on abandoned
going from chips to mult can be tricky
whats so special about abandoned
No way judgement
No faces start
Only 40 cards
No face cards in deck
whats yalls opinion on madness
no face cards = smaller deck = higher chance to draw the cards u need
It's alr if you got good eternals
or want
Mid until black stake
Then pretty good
i like madness
ahhh okay
i like the art
madness is insane
I mean it could kill you yorick
Madness is mad
the art is how i feel 85% of the time
actual card is dookie butt cheeks untill black stake though
chat, do i play more league
lmao
i thought it would work, tried it and immediatly got dissapointed
lmfao
No
finally unlocked challenges yippee 
but i'm so peak
Is discord and balatro somehow connected is the game spying on me?
temperance ⬆️⬆️⬆️ score ⬇️⬇️⬇️
i mean shit if madness works with eternals you'd think dagger would too
AHAHAH
I mean we just talked about madness
It doesn't
fuck you risk of rain
Madness scales from entering blinds, not eating jokers
eternal just prevents the eating part, not hte scaling part
Should i take madness?
dagger HAS to eat a card to scale
why ):
madness and dagger do things differently
for inspiring ceremonial dagger as a card
madness - eat + scale
dagger - eat to scale
I am really thinking of doing a hologram run ngl
reasonable
i know im just upset cause i got baited by the gif
the gif is literally the egg giving the dagger a sassy face cause it can't eat it lmfao
i simply thought it would work
goofy stats
Imagine if I find hologram now
i think hes very nifty
so peak for hc/pair/twopair
bro
omg its THE yorick
Arch nemsis
yes tis i
balatro equivelant of no mither + self care
pls appear in my run next preferable ante 1
ante 1 soul with me in it on its way 🙏
hello
what does chicot even do 😭
disables all the bosses
nothing 2/3 of the time
because director's cut is a thing
its not people just hating
retcon exists
my goat is perfect for my checkered deck
and others are just better
u didn't show 😔
technically perkeo is worse in gold stake only because of her high variance in utility
Chicot does have some util if you get another copy
but you're running 2 chicots at htat point so unless you constantly reroll for manacle, it ain't much
mm might take a few business days to get into your pc and code it so i do
okay I'll keep checking
1v1 me on league and it'll give you poly every time
im so unbeliveably bad at it id rather it always fail
i am no leage player!

Balatro is you
it would take a full 24 hours to install
i can wait
i also dont like playing it ;-;
we can change that
im goated..
1v1 red deck
Goaded*
rip spades
do yall like red card?
only if its like, negative ig
Why does it feel so wrong to do a heart or diamond deck
red card is usually enough to win
ace of spades also looks the best out of the cards, at least on a real deck of cards
i think i underestimate red card
i do like red card its easy to scale
true, and the DST cover is GOATED
hi yorick
+6 Mult every shop is very good
hi triboulet
w/ stable income at least
david tennant held your skull
You will never force me to use red card
yeah, u are missing out on either +3 Mult or a very useful tarot
yes yes he did it was an honour
on celestial packs it is better tho
+mult is over rated
xMult gain less value then
OH FUCK YES I LOVE ANTIMATTER VOUCHER
I guess it’s a balance
can only win with red card apparently
huuuuaaaagghhhh ecstasy
lusty joker + hiker + seltzer + checkered deck = really long hand reading
get a joker to like 60 +mult, some chips and xmult you probably win. you don't need that many skips to get that on red card, or feed that many jokers to dagger
then you get hit with a tower, moon, sun and lovers 🗿 and you wish you could've gotten a +3 mult from it
just got showman from judgement.
But if you have a super high + multi and x multi +50 chips can be really useful
no, it's still good for suits u already have a boss that disable it ex: clubs when u already encounter goad
i like canio as well yes
dude
lol -1 dollar
classic balatro moment

i wonder if theres a canio perkeo (and chicot ig) in this server we need to assemble the council
there isnt i think
there's no canio but there's a canio hater
do people consider vampire good? i feel like it scales so slow
vampire + midas mask
LOL
yeah but thats like the only combo, maybe marble joker too
real yorick fans are madly in love with canio
there are chicot fans tho
canio is good 😔

canio is the second worst ig?
vampire cartomancer
oh hi chicot
yorick
:[
yorick has slow scaling
ig
mmye
true
canio + pareidolia goes hard
canio also has insane synergy with pare
canio is so hard to set up but could be worth it if you try hard enough
heheheaeheaheahhahehahehaeh
it scales fine if you are actively trying to scale it from arcana packs worst case scenario
perkeo is the most versatile
i got vampire gold combo and it wasnt working still
the dream
YOOOO SHOWMAN GAVE ME A SECOND PHOTO
ive gotten yorick super early in all my runs when he showed so i was able to scale him a decent amount, run winner for sure and i like his art so that is why i am him
maybe suboptimal joker placement?
2 photos 1 chad
midas on left, vamp on right
i think it was too late in ante scaling at the time i got it
perkeo being both the most diverse and the least reliable on gold stake is pretty silly
midas before vampire
well yeah that was obvious tbh
xd
the problem there is that perky can also go super insane
oince you get an observatory or like a cryptid
not reliable in most gold steak runs
bro
but that's only gold steak so
i havent seen a negative tag in so long should i just use my free double tag on this spectral pack tag
this screenshot is so silly
phtochadphoto
chicot in the corner, i see you breastie
i got perkeo in a gold stake checkered deck with photochad bloodstone and lost (the head)
exactlyyyy
on magic deck too!!
oh nyo not the head
i always lose to goad or head when i play checkered they come early or i just dont draw the other suit
FUCK THIS BOSS BRO IT DIDNT GIVE ME SHIT!!!!
been a while since I've last talked to checkered deck
IM PISSED
I wonder how he's doing
nevermind
1 high card lucky card queen saved me
i REALLY rely on face cards ig
was trying to get money
OH FUCK YES RED SEAL JACK
i need score pls
buy planets
crying sobbing screaming
should I pivot to high card build now (I have decent scaling +mult and xmult)
runner is at 500+
certi is so peak with holo
the legion... so many lucky cards
put the jack first
L
with almost double the ante still
all the legendary jokers r in the discord instead of the game
imma be perkeo hold up
now we just need a canio
i love canio...
I have no friends so I’m telling yall. I have been playing this game since release and I have never won a single time. Finally did it. Anyway have a nice night
oh hey he got chicot too
playing since release and never got a win? 🤔
SEND MESSAGE DAMN
Yup
that's a long time without rage quitting
thank you
I am a persistent man
highkey do i sell chicot for another photochad
or showman but i feel like i could get another chad
patience unmatched
I am perkeo
Literally never felt a feeling like that. Better than sex
yooo perkeo
Why are the legend jokers here
what a weird way to admit you never had sex
I did once. Half way
same
yooo yorick you actually committed to the bit like i did, with the description like i did for yorick
this is where we go when we arent in your joker lineup
yooooo yorick
i always put a quote relating to the joker its a nice touch
wait lemme add me bio
i find it fun to commit to the bit
trib? tribe? as in... FLUSHES GET x4 MULT? thats what im talkin bout
x3 i mean i forgot
Road to naneinf and I screw up DNA 😦
x2
first magic deck win ig
Done
I skipped for negative tag because I saw the boss blind
I commites
close enough
all my homies hate violent vessel
dude the money build goes hard
red card was on +54
we got the entire gang apart from canio
canio's napping
wake his ass up
someone on this server was SEETHING that i took a boot over blueprint because i had literally the most ASS cards to copy and the boot was better
i had like hundreds on hundreds of bucks
yeah boot is strictly better there
and no steel/jokers that activate xmult during hand scoring
ik boots Is good but I perfer the bull
red card gaming
should i have been copying the bull...
im always too broke for boot or bull to be good
My 3rd restart on balatro and took me a good week to get erratic again
if someone gives me a canio pfp i'll change it and my nickname for this server
I noticed u added what the card does in ur bio I added it like I AM the card lmfao 😭
how much was red card
just grab a pic of google
+54
still does the job tbh lol
wait ill get it!!
Yes! Finally gold stickered Ol' Jimbo!
png or jpeg?
either
guys remember the seed of all us together
nah
out of all the legendaries, whos reciveing the best head
Still have a long way to go, but I've at least stickered all the Food and Legendaries
perkeo look at that goddamn smile
perkeo fr
I can back up this info
i look like im getting straight teeth in a bad way
I get head from Baron
hey boyssssss
idk man im just depressed bc no one lets me eat their discards
imagine if i affected held in hand cards too.. naninf would be so easy
real shit!!
CANIO
no one lets me eat their face
cards
i love the snow background
id let u eat my discards all day long
is this the perkeo that does the legendaryseeds.app site?
perkeo why you tweaking man
idk man I'm depressed because people only use me for naneif
canio why are you such a freak
you the symbol of like a lot of europe festivals you cant be acting like this
why am i using amongus hearts
who the fuck do you think you are talking to me like that
canio is a freak in the play they in too ngl
ill take u to the observatory
open my profile and check my steam username
you don't know me son
why the FUCK you fuckin up my kings and queens.
holy shit
jacks too because they can be strengthed
you're the goat bro

why u so useless
tribby please don't do this right now
why are you varying from the goat to useless pos
you know we just don't work well together
anyway, been looking for a neg perkeo seed. prob been through 100, haven't found yet. did find...
XIDWGQBJ edition perkeo (not neg) + emp -> judgement -> BP. you're welcome 🙂
YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING
FUCK.
tribby honey please
u disabled my serpant
our dads are fighting again...
why didn't you just get a 2nd copy of me and reroll into manacle
yorick go to your room
you know what fine you can have the jacks. and the 10s.
YORICK AINT EVEN OUR KID
I'M GOATED I'M AFRAID
alright, you know what? i fucked merry andy. is that what you wanted to hear??
its okay i forgive you
WHAT
HUHH
i dont even have him UNLOCKED!!🖕
don't act so surprised, like yorick doesn't look a little DIFFERENT
I fucked showman
yorick my goat
why do you look so ugly
WHAT ABOUT BARON
triple chin ass
that's my dad bro hop off
he wasn't satisfying me enough
life of the party over here
I wanted more
wasnt there mime too
wtf
tell your pa that he looks dehydrated
mmmfffgghhhh mime more like sock and buskin
mime was touch and go
TRIBOULET.
ykw I'm playing blue stake next
did u fuck hangmen
no
@red hamlet im selling
Balatro Horror Story:
You've been getting some pretty good runs, some pretty bad ones.
Slowly but surely you get stickers on all your jokers.
Oddly, you don't seem to have gotten any rental tags, but you chalk it up to luck.
Finally, you get the last sticker on the last joker... but you don't get C++.
You double check and see every joker does have a sticker. But then it hits you...
You were only on Orange Stake
you
i miss andy he let me eat
andy's your real dad yorick
SO WHY HE LEAVE THEN
because he's a two timing dickhead
IM GONNA FUCKIN DO IT
I miss cryptid
CANIO DOES CHICOT COUNT AS A FACE CARD?
why is everyone clowns, it was not like this an hour ago
he's my dad
well you see it was all my doing totally
Evolution
there were like 3 yoricks so i became triboulet
balatro
makes sense
jorkerization
someone become observatory and ill love you forever
but doctor
i am pagliacci
yk im just depressed because the doctor told me the best cure for my depression was my own show
wait chat (royal court) do i sell chicot for another photo
yes
okay chicot you saved this run, thank you chicot, i no longer dislike you
how find me and ill make a load of planet cards of ur most played hand with observatory
ouuugghhhhhh ouuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh OUUUUUUUGHHHH FUUUUUUCKKK YESSSSSS 500k
the large banana collider
not even with my red jack..
that banana's chips is carrying
OMEN GLOBE!! i love it
i went from $11 to $131 in one hand wtf
soo.... is jokerless just RNG check
not the +368 chips wee
he's so me rn
thank you mister chicot
now do a run with me
you arent even unlocked
😔
the only legendary i have a sticker on is me
what colour is it
high stakes and jokerless really suck
you just lose until you get lucky enough
IM FUCKING COOKEDBRO THERE WAS A REROLL TAG AND I DIDNT TAKE IT BEFORE LOOKING
FUCKING HELL
AUUUGH
i just got cucked on a monolith run
I'm a infinity money glitch
i just got a cartomancer lol
Ugh everybody here is a legendary joker
Hi perkeo temu edition
ohh hello oekrep
I just found this meme and I need to share it with everyone
gets eternal egg
i'm really struggling with getting to ante 12
ante 11 boss is kicking my ass every time
photochad is the way
you cost me the run
Pfff
Pfff
Lol
LMFAO
Lol
blueprint 
Ok that’s was funny
Ok that’s was funny
incorrect
where is chigoat
you were to the left of yorick who said "blueprint😨 "
Yorick sucks
alright fuck you im tryin my best man
Oh yeah yeah
I’m just a piece of paper
:(
and you know who else is blue?
How dare you say that about Yorick Davis
oh I'm sorry
omg blueprint i love you
:D
im goated
we go so perfect together for creating consumables


