🎙・server-chat

[magic steppe]

yeah

[median sonnet]

Am i screwed or is there any way of saving this run

[warm pike]

which is dumb they all should be worth something

[warm pike]

how are you screwed

[median sonnet]

I've tried a couple plays but I don't think I can get 52

[warm pike]

what are your hand levels?

[modern cloak]

is this a good build?

[median sonnet]

Full house 2 flush lvl3 high card lvl2

[spiral ridge]

Completionist++

[warm pike]

everything else lvl 1?

[median sonnet]

Yes

[spiral ridge]

Which is an achievement

[warm pike]

try the straight you have

its really the only thing i think you can do

[median sonnet]

I wonder If I use my pluto and use a king and chuck 2 other cards on there

[warm pike]

your high card is severely underpowered compared to your straight if its only lvl 2 or 3

[teal oracle]

,

[median sonnet]

Dham I'm still a couple thousand off I don't think I should've skipped last blind

[warm pike]

rip

[valid rose]

what happens if i buy heiroglyph in ante 1 :P?

[vagrant bane]

I don't think it works

[glacial oxide]

Damn. I have only ten jokers left to unlock and I have never bought a single playing card from the shop

[vagrant bane]

What you looking for?

[glass heath]

i dont see cards in the shop thay i like

[glacial oxide]

Yeah but you just need to buy them to unlock a joker. You don’t need to win

Like with the blank voucher

[glass heath]

fair point lol

[glacial oxide]

Just did the 5 gold cards in a single hand this morning. Was hoping the joker unlocked would be better

[primal grove]

completionist+ (beat every deck on gold stake) and completionist++ (win with every joker on gold stake)

[glass heath]

im trying to unloxk all the decks rn

im on black deck

[glacial oxide]

I need to get black deck next

Shouldn’t be too hard but I’m doing other stuff like trying to unlock all the jokers I can

[opal meteor]

balagtro

[slim junco]

is this a good setup?

[opal meteor]

no

[glass heath]

trib my beloved

[opal meteor]

i would sell the trib

[slim junco]

same tbh

[opal meteor]

and get mars

mars best joker

[slim junco]

i think all jokers except for burglar

or actually all of them

i need the money

[glacial oxide]

That voucher looks pretty sweet rn

Going down a whole ante is a pretty sweet deal

I’ve used it a few times when I didn’t have great jokers

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Fisherman: When discarding, Double chance of pulling a card that is in your hand.

[vagrant bane]

Cooked

[glacial oxide]

Double chance? The chance is technically 0% cause you can’t pull a card you already have

Clarification?

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/staring-meme-bald-guy-staring-gif-16652283412331227052

[vagrant bane]

Discard 5 cards (4 3 7 6 2)
And let's say you have a king / jack / 5
Jacks, 5, kings have double the odds of being pulled after the discard

[glacial oxide]

Do you mean pulling the rank?

So if you have a king in your deck and a king in your HAND, the king in deck will have double the chance of being pulled?

I think you forgot to clarify rank

That’s probably not the worst suggestion if that’s what you meant

[vagrant bane]

Yes

[glacial oxide]

Four of a kind/full house run

[vagrant bane]

Matches fisherman too

Fishing is a term in poker

And a playstyle

That sucks

[glacial oxide]

I’m trying not to just do flushes every single run anymore. That’s boring

[vagrant bane]

High card supremecy

[slim junco]

Op Joker idea, like extremly op, Destroys 1 random joker when blind is selected, takes its stats in its place

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/pluto-revolving-gif-10749272

[glacial oxide]

You know i never did a run below flush. A triple or 2 pair run could be fun

[vagrant bane]

I thought plutonium was blue

https://tenor.com/view/pluto-looking-searching-confused-gif-14798552

Nvm

[glacial oxide]

Is there a rarity above legendary

[vagrant bane]

I don't know my lanets

[royal zenith]

No

[vagrant bane]

Yeah

[royal zenith]

not in the base game anyway

[vagrant bane]

Unobtainable

[glacial oxide]

Lol

[vagrant bane]

I assume playing a flush gives them a random advancement

Or whatever it's called

[glacial oxide]

5x five of a hand but destroys a random card played

Maybe two

5x 5 of a kind but every card played has a 1/10 chance to be destroyed.

Nailed it

[frail stirrup]

i hate fibonacci so much every time i have to take it i roll my eyes

oh no another hack fibonacci run

[glacial oxide]

What am I looking at

[pure ridge]

Theres a bit of unused code for this joker in really old versions of balatro

apparently it's a scaling +mult joker that resets to 0 every time it gives mult

[vagrant bane]

Obmij: retriggers last joker

[rigid charm]

This is why you glass non face cards

[slim junco]

OH MY GOD

Early

[vagrant bane]

Invisible

Selecionar

[raw siren]

I have finally beaten my first White Stake run. Imma go on to endless just to see if I can get any farther

[random tendon]

Should take this tbh

[ember roost]

My first decent deck!!!!

[random tendon]

okay needle

[random tendon]

you going for queen/face build or straight build?

[ember roost]

Straight face

[ember roost]

All of the above

[random tendon]

Oh lol

Seems like you have it handled smoothly then

deck reveal

[limber patio]

Xdd

[torpid yarrow]

We got a good one, got red seal king already as well 😊

[rotund hedge]

I am so happy

The email for the physical deck arrived!

[jovial garnet]

how to unlock these? i already defeat green stake

[hybrid swan]

win a run with black deck on any difficulty

win a run with green deck on any difficulty

[wispy wedge]

...cryptid moment

[jovial garnet]

the hell is green deck, all i know is green stake

oh

nvm

found it

thanks !

[hybrid swan]

[willow kite]

i was doing the rerolless challenge

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-car-car-rage-car-breakdown-hitting-seat-gif-17958855

[jade pond]

im too dumb for this, what gets copied here chat

[royal zenith]

photograph

[supple sorrel]

[indigo hatch]

Happy Naneinf Day1!!!11 (pi day)

[zenith bridge]

If you took every joker with a Jimbo on it (e.g. not Supernova) and put them into a battle royale, who’d win?

[indigo hatch]

Definitely joker

[zenith bridge]

My money’s on Stuntman

[indigo hatch]

Either joker, stunt or photograph

Well

[zenith bridge]

He probably has an Evel Knievel car

[indigo hatch]

Like if the jimbo has something they can use to fight on the picture does that increase the chances

[zenith bridge]

Baseball Card stonks rising

[indigo hatch]

Like baron could use his crown to fucking stabsome guy

[indigo hatch]

Holy shit ur right

[zenith bridge]

I won’t lie: this would be the one question I’d ask LT if I could ask him anything

[indigo hatch]

Which NonJimbo would win in a battle royale is the question now

[indigo hatch]

RT?

Ohhh

Thunk

[zenith bridge]

Supernova

[indigo hatch]

Sorry I'm idiot

[indigo hatch]

True

But like

That's kinda unfair

Lemme consult the collection to see

Idk I can't think

[dapper perch]

what tall think abt my moped

[sour peak]

Wraith

[zenith bridge]

That’s not a joker, that’s a spectral card

[sour peak]

Dude that’s a photo

[sour peak]

It’s got a Jimbo on it

[indigo hatch]

Drip

[zenith bridge]

Alright, but it isn’t a joker

[indigo hatch]

Chat

[sour peak]

That’s fair

[zenith bridge]

This is an and statement, not an or statement

[sour peak]

Sorry what

[indigo hatch]

Who would win

[sour peak]

I think that makes more sense said aloud

[zenith bridge]

You need to be a joker and have a Jimbo in your art

[indigo hatch]

Every joker uncommon and under,x2 xvs every single boss blind at once

[sour peak]

I seee

That makes sense

Does Stencil count

I’d say Madness wins

[indigo hatch]

No

[sour peak]

:(

[indigo hatch]

True he'd assassinate everyone

[sour peak]

Theres an argument to be made for Invisible Joker

[indigo hatch]

If he could duplicate himself he'd have infinite money I'm pretty sure

[indigo hatch]

Holy shit coolest bunny ive ever seen

[sour peak]

Since once he dies he comes back as someone random in the battlefield

[sour peak]

Or something

[indigo hatch]

If he gets blue print invisble could win

Duplicate anyone he wants anytime

But hes gotta kill 2 people before he dies

[sour peak]

Do you think Blueprint and Brainstorm would work together?

[sour peak]

Easy work he’s invisible

[indigo hatch]

They'd fuckin team lmao

[indigo hatch]

True

[sour peak]

They’d gang up on someone and chain copy the person‘s ability

[indigo hatch]

Bp would copy bs copying trib and just play 5 kings or smth and get a bunch of damage on the enemy

[jade pond]

for verdant leaf, do i need to sell a joker while inside the blind? or just during the ante or something

[indigo hatch]

Blind

[jade pond]

:(

makes sense

[indigo hatch]

I suggest you get a shit joker if u can

To sell

[sour peak]

Oh I was imagining it as a Battle Royale free for all in an arena

[indigo hatch]

Same but this sounds so much better

Weapons are still usable for like a mult multi

[marble hearth]

got ankh in the spectral pack, this was my only joker 🙏

[indigo hatch]

Ultra face joker

[sour peak]

„The Invincible War“ ahh question

[indigo hatch]

Trib does 1337x every king

[indigo hatch]

Who'd win tho we need a answer guaranteed lts just say no to shit like bp

[sour peak]

Do we count the legendaries?

[indigo hatch]

Hmmm

[sour peak]

Cause Canio could cook if he killed Baron

[indigo hatch]

No boss blind guy he'd win every fight

Dude

[sour peak]

Luchador?

OHHHH

chicot

[indigo hatch]

Canio perkeo and hanged man

Yes chica fnaf

Wait

Triple stencil and like good mult joker squad

[sour peak]

If imagine BP and BS are like Master Hand and Crazy Hand

[indigo hatch]

Max is 4 fombo

[indigo hatch]

HOLY SHIT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOURE SO RIGHT

:true:

[sour peak]

I think Showman could def form some alliances and be strong that way

[indigo hatch]

Ok so

Showman passive

Multiple of one joker allowed

But he still uses a slot

So like

2 bp and a good joker

[sour peak]

Ah boo this is a FFA let them fight

[indigo hatch]

Could be a crazy combo

So

[sour peak]

Actually scratch what I said about Invis

[indigo hatch]

What's ground rules

[sour peak]

He’d be like Spy from TF2

[indigo hatch]

LMAO

Wait

This is a mod idea

This is a mod idea

Balattle royale

[sour peak]

Ground rules I’d say are

1. everything except for damage dealt before the fights start is fair game

[indigo hatch]

Okay so hold on

1. NO BP OR BS
2. Only jimboish cards
3. Max of a squad is 4
4. No legendaries too op
5. You can use consumable slot items too in combo with things

[sour peak]

Is Half-Joker just paraplegic

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

[sour peak]

Is wee joker a child

Is he exempt from this

[indigo hatch]

He's a midget

He can still participate

[vagrant bane]

New joker: Left Half Joker: Doesn't activate until right half Joker is bought and is next to it, x6 mult

[indigo hatch]

Bro we are fucking cooking

[sour peak]

Do we count Scary Face

[indigo hatch]

I'll allow it

[sour peak]

Im very sure you can’t call them that anymore

[indigo hatch]

30+ chips is mid tho

[sour peak]

But intimidation factor

[indigo hatch]

He's a short boi

[sour peak]

Scary dog privileges

[indigo hatch]

True +10% affects with other jokers

We need more passives

[marble hearth]

but like... pareidolia though...

[sour peak]

Even Steven and Odd Todd would kill eachother on the spot

[indigo hatch]

True true

[vagrant bane]

New joker: collector: +6 mult per joker

[sour peak]

That’s actually right

[indigo hatch]

Coiny and Nickel

[marble hearth]

speaking of i would love to get smiley face here

[sour peak]

Let’s count non-jimbo jokers as Items to be used

Like Playing cards

[indigo hatch]

Like

Yes

Bro we are cooking

[sour peak]

We ARE

What would Throwback do in the arena

[indigo hatch]

I thought of this solely because of fucking 1billion lions vs every pokemon

[sour peak]

LMAO

[indigo hatch]

Every fight they can run and they get a 10% damage buff max of 2x

But they can't fight if they try to run

Hmmm

What about things roundly

[sour peak]

1 Billion Jacks vs every Joker

[indigo hatch]

Is that just per kill?

[indigo hatch]

1 billion aces versus ante 39

[sour peak]

Fr

[indigo hatch]

Hm

We need more passives

They're good

[sour peak]

Maybe every possible kill spared

[indigo hatch]

But not too good

True

[sour peak]

Like leaving them within an inch of their life

[indigo hatch]

Hmmm

LMAO

HOLY SHIT

You're so good at this

[sour peak]

Thanks I have autism

[indigo hatch]

SAME

Let's fuckjng go

Anyway

Jimbo every other joker with a jimbo on it does 1.2x mult to every other joker

Man I wanna play this so fucking bad

[sour peak]

Me too honestly

[indigo hatch]

But even if I'm on mobile

So that sucks major ass

[sour peak]

I would wanna see what LT has to say about this and then animate it accordingly

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

[sour peak]

Like some Hunger Games Shit

[indigo hatch]

Wait

We cannadd new jokers

[sour peak]

Eh

I think that defeats the spirit of the idea

[indigo hatch]

2 modes

[marble hearth]

couldn't find smiley face in time 😭

[sour peak]

:(

[indigo hatch]

Hmmm

What about econ jokers?

[glacial oxide]

When do we introduce multiplayer Balatro like speed chess

[indigo hatch]

Are they obsolete

[marble hearth]

i was one hand away too

[indigo hatch]

Or is there mid game shops where jokers could get upgrades

Where you get money for doing shit

Let me cook now

Upgrade pack

[glacial oxide]

Like… adding polychrome or foil??

[sour peak]

Yes omg

[indigo hatch]

This is about joker battle royale

[marble hearth]

are you guys like designing balatro hunger games or something

[indigo hatch]

Yes

Yes we are

[sour peak]

Something likes that yeah

[glacial oxide]

Don’t worry about it

[indigo hatch]

Alright so

Are shops a good idea

Or is it like

Idk

[sour peak]

In between every night and Day cycle

[indigo hatch]

Yes

So

[glacial oxide]

What if you Could stack upgrades in cards

[sour peak]

Huh

[indigo hatch]

Like foil poly?

[glacial oxide]

Yeah

[indigo hatch]

That's good

Yeah

Yeah let's do that

Me coming to the battle royale with a foil poly holo king with a red and gold thingy

[glacial oxide]

But maybe we would have to exclude jokers that can dupe cards

[indigo hatch]

We did that already

Exc invis

We can rework

[sour peak]

We made Invis into Spy

From TF2

[indigo hatch]

Yeah I forgot

Mb

So

[sour peak]

Man I feel like a 9 year old again this is great

[indigo hatch]

He can disguse as a joker and have 50% of its stuff

[indigo hatch]

I'm just bored this is fun

I like balatro

I like battle royale

I like balatlle royaletro

So

Now what should we do

[marble hearth]

what about misprint

[sour peak]

With a gun instead of an ace

[indigo hatch]

Missingno

[sour peak]

He’s a bit special

[indigo hatch]

I'm special

[marble hearth]

dude same check my bio

[indigo hatch]

Every balatro player is autistic

[sour peak]

Y’all we should all breed and create a mega autistic

[median sonnet]

Nice I fount a seed where you get a baron and a mime in the first two shops

[indigo hatch]

Breed!???

[marble hearth]

please never use a keyboard again

[sour peak]

Is this considered NSFW

[indigo hatch]

No its a fucking fusion dance

[sour peak]

Oh ur so right

[indigo hatch]

We point fingers and then we have 300% balatro iq

[marble hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/gangle-gooseworx-the-amazing-digital-circus-gif-15591983532876153780

[sour peak]

Yeah

[indigo hatch]

We gotta add something new like a new feature

I can't think rn tho

[glacial oxide]

Mega autistic joker: 2+ hand level played

[indigo hatch]

Every fucking play yes

[sour peak]

Hell. Yeah.

[indigo hatch]

Alright we need to think of something

Hmmm

[pallid sapphire]

If there was a "Balatro" legendary joker (literally the title's namesake), what would it do

[sour peak]

John Balatro

[indigo hatch]

It'd be rtgame

[sour peak]

What’s he gonna do gamble my inheritance away

[glacial oxide]

“10x destroyed every card played”

[indigo hatch]

Wheel of fortune has 0 effect but every death can make 5 cards into the right card

[lavish zenith]

joker concept:
Breakfast:
Common
+20 chips, +5 mult
-4 chips every round.
-1 mult every round.

Appears in any situation where the game attempts to generate a card but no possible card can be generated (like if you're holding every tarot and open a tarot booster pack without showman)

[indigo hatch]

Isaac

[lavish zenith]

yep !

[indigo hatch]

And his mother

[sour peak]

So just normal WoF

[glacial oxide]

Five??

[indigo hatch]

I instantly thought j ment wall of flesh

LmO

[glacial oxide]

Four.

[marble hearth]

bro i saw WoF and thought it meant wall of flesh from terraria 😭

[sour peak]

We need to make an heir bro

[indigo hatch]

W pfp

[pallid sapphire]

+20 chips and +5 mult is like Jimbo+1 ...

[lavish zenith]

ikr !

[sour peak]

Deadass

[indigo hatch]

I'm too restarted to know what this means

Please do simple man words

[sour peak]

We gotta NSFW

[indigo hatch]

I am heavy special guy

[indigo hatch]

Lmao

[glacial oxide]

Loool

[marble hearth]

isn't that like every joker beside jimbo

[glacial oxide]

Where is the spray bottle when you need it

[indigo hatch]

We need someone to make balatro battle royale

[glacial oxide]

Caves of Balatro

[pallid sapphire]

Well that's sorta scholar but at least that one gives it per ace

[indigo hatch]

Bro I thought of a shitty idea and now we're here this is so fucking funny

[sour peak]

Balatrattle Royo

[lavish zenith]

like caves of qud ?

[sour peak]

We have good ideas

[indigo hatch]

Chat who wants to do a 1v1

Same swed

Seed

[marble hearth]

chat

[indigo hatch]

First dierh is loser

[marble hearth]

i think i might've won

[glacial oxide]

Balalttle Royaltro

[pallid sapphire]

inb4 dies cause not enough kings

[indigo hatch]

Whowanna 1v1 me in balatro

[sour peak]

Balalro?

[sour peak]

I don’t have the mod

[indigo hatch]

Neither I mean same seed

[glacial oxide]

You couldn’t give me the 5 seconds to edit it

[sour peak]

Why would I do that

[sour peak]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

That’s creative

[indigo hatch]

Just

Try get further than other person

[sour peak]

My friend does that with me

[glacial oxide]

Yes

[indigo hatch]

I don't have any friends 🔥

[lavish zenith]

caves of qud based

[stable drum]

Well there is a balatro multiplayer thing going on rn

[lavish zenith]

i love bartering with plants with neopronouns

[stable drum]

And they host tourneys

[indigo hatch]

Mobile

[stable drum]

It’s pretty cool

[sour peak]

When I have a successful start but sell he tries to get farther than me

[glacial oxide]

My 5 of spades cleaves your 2 of hearts

[sour peak]

Huh

[stable drum]

Ah damn srry abt that

[lavish zenith]

caves of qud

[stable drum]

In any case I rlly hope the next update balatro drops is a multiplayer one

[sour peak]

My Ace of Clubs bludgeons your fucking spine

[indigo hatch]

So who tryna 1v1

[indigo hatch]

My jack does a silly dance

[glacial oxide]

I have two spines lol

[sour peak]

My Joker releases Laughing Gas

Wait wrong Joker

[indigo hatch]

My joker dies

[marble hearth]

my joker kills everyone

https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-wheel-i-hate-you-gif-7282616540403564084

[glacial oxide]

“You hear jokers coming from the northwest and stop moving”

[indigo hatch]

My joker plays pot of greed

I draw my whole fucking deck

[glacial oxide]

No stop

[indigo hatch]

Bro I'm watching YouTube playing balatro and talking here

What seed is the best

[glacial oxide]

Are you describing adhd

[indigo hatch]

Don't have it but I'm autistic

[glacial oxide]

I have both 🙂

[indigo hatch]

React if autisim gaming

No one?

Ok

[indigo hatch]

Yorick

[wide trail]

What's your favourite joker?

[indigo hatch]

Trib

[wide trail]

Not legendary

[indigo hatch]

Like

Jimbo

[wide trail]

???

Just base joker?

[indigo hatch]

Joker

[wide trail]

Not joker

[glacial oxide]

Anything with a multiplier

[wide trail]

Not legendary and not joker

[wide trail]

Pick

[indigo hatch]

Hm

[marble hearth]

the stars aligned

[indigo hatch]

I say blueprint or bs

[glacial oxide]

“Copy leftmost joker ability”

[wide trail]

No brainstorm or blueprint

[indigo hatch]

You're no fun

[glacial oxide]

Angery.

[wide trail]

I'm pushing you guys to be original. These are NPC answers. You should thank me.

[indigo hatch]

Can I not be a noc

Npc

[wide trail]

Yes, by choosing an actual favorite

[glacial oxide]

What’s the ridiculous joker that adds a multiplier every card added or terror card used. Not a +mult
But a Xmult

[indigo hatch]

Fucking hell fine hanging chad

[wide trail]

There we go. Still NPC, but you can't give AI sentience within a day.

[wide trail]

Idk, you pick

[indigo hatch]

As an AI language model, fuck off vro

[sharp shell]

WTF

I GOT BLSCK HOLE THEEN THE SOUL BACK TO BACK

[indigo hatch]

Hol9grM

Holo gram

Rah

[marble hearth]

allat just to lose to a plant

[wide trail]

You know, game design is not the only thing that affects your liking. Art design also matters.

And Chad sucks in terms of art

[indigo hatch]

Dude let me play my silly card game

Boo fucking hoo

[wide trail]

Nice pick. Mine is throwback.

[glacial oxide]

That one is fun, I like that one. When paired with blueprint 😠

[indigo hatch]

Dna and holo combo wumbo

[wide trail]

Shhh

[wide trail]

PICK ONE ALREADY

[indigo hatch]

My favourite card is

Checks your name

Obelisk

[wide trail]

Ah ah ah, you already picked.

No obelisk for you

[glacial oxide]

I had master plan, blueprint and DNA and ended up
With like 50 enhanced queens of spades lol

[indigo hatch]

Guys what's your favourite card mine is king steel and red seal on it while holo

[glacial oxide]

Make me

[wide trail]

PICK A CARD

[glacial oxide]

2 of clubs is my favorite card

[wide trail]

Just pick one from art if you don't like one specifically from game design

[wide trail]

Joker card

[indigo hatch]

I had a unseeded run with. Mime baron 3 holo dnas bp and bs with trib

[wide trail]

Why not poly?

[glacial oxide]

I like the shiny ones

[indigo hatch]

Did I not say poly

[wide trail]

Specific card

[wide trail]

No you said holo

[indigo hatch]

Im restarted

[glacial oxide]

The negative one

[raw siren]

White Stake Spectral Deck run won due to getting an Ankh followed by a baseball card, then three uncommons that just built off of each other

[wide trail]

Either way, mime baron is harder to pull off than you with a buzz cut.

[indigo hatch]

👍

[wide trail]

That's not a specific joker card

[indigo hatch]

Mine is the nostalgic Google play gift card

[wide trail]

Not a joker

[indigo hatch]

Is in cryptid

[glacial oxide]

Why must you restrict my creative freedom

[wide trail]

By implementing limitations you are at your utmost creativity. You make do of the things you have, and your brain works harder to achieve something of it.

[indigo hatch]

Boo hoo

[wide trail]

Is that all you say?

We heard you the first time buddy

[indigo hatch]

Yes

My favourite joker is blorbo bleepus

[glacial oxide]

Okay my favorite joker is

[wide trail]

Casey, even this half-baked chromosomal rat has picked a favorite. Not a good one, but a favorite nonetheless. Now, please, for the love of God, be a good boy and pick a favorite.

[wide trail]

Ah

So invisible it is then

[indigo hatch]

Im gonna take that as a compliment

[wide trail]

Very well.

[glacial oxide]

I told you my favorite a while ago

[indigo hatch]

Does anybody want to 1v1 me

[glacial oxide]

I’m just being difficult

[wide trail]

In balatro???

[indigo hatch]

Seeded run

Furthest wins

[rotund galleon]

What wpuld yalls dream team for jokers be

[wide trail]

Also throwback is my favorite, in CASEY you didn't see what I told Mal. (Get it? 😉)

[indigo hatch]

Five. Hundred. Blueprints, and a trib

[indigo hatch]

No

[wide trail]

Negative*

[glacial oxide]

I drew a five flush hand. Your move. (All aces with lucky, that all triggered. Promise)

[rotund galleon]

What would the fifth one be

[wide trail]

??????

[indigo hatch]

502nd?

[rotund galleon]

K

[wide trail]

I think he's new cuh

[indigo hatch]

So anyone wanna 1v1

[wide trail]

He said "dream team" instead of build, I'm assuming he thought there was a Five joker and a Hundred Joker, and asked for a 5th one.

[rotund galleon]

Idk started playing balatro a month ago so yeah ig

[rotund galleon]

I thought he was saying short hand names for jokers lol

[glacial oxide]

Don’t worry some of us still have never seen an e in their score

[wide trail]

I'm in the billions

[indigo hatch]

I started 6 days ago and have gotten naneinf

Unseeded

[wide trail]

Big cap

[glacial oxide]

Naneinf?

Do I want to know?

[indigo hatch]

Wrong

Basically

[wide trail]

You don't know what naneinf is?

[indigo hatch]

E308+ the game dies

[wide trail]

God I am way too experienced for ts

[indigo hatch]

So it just says Nan (not a number) e inf

[restive bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[brave saddle]

honest 🪴 reaction:

[glacial oxide]

So you basically beat the game

Or that run

[brave saddle]

start rek

[indigo hatch]

I've dkne every deck every stake every challenge and shit sk yea

[rotund galleon]

I still want 5 jokers for the dream team thing i said earlier

[indigo hatch]

I grinded

So much

[indigo hatch]

Hm

[glacial oxide]

In 6 days??

[indigo hatch]

I have 4 days of playtime

[rotund galleon]

He joined march 3rd

[glacial oxide]

I guess I don’t slap
This game as hard as yall

[indigo hatch]

You don't understand the balatro grind

[rotund galleon]

He joined the discord march 3rd

[indigo hatch]

Didn't buy

Poor

Then bought on 8th

[glacial oxide]

I have 120 hours

[wide trail]

Yeah you basically beat the game after ante 26 because the score becomes nan and naneinf is not enough for nan.

[rotund galleon]

So u pirated?

[indigo hatch]

39

[indigo hatch]

Fuck no lmao

[wide trail]

No, it's 26.

[indigo hatch]

I only pirate games I've bought before

[brave saddle]

39

[glacial oxide]

My next goal is buying 19 playing cards from the shop, ugh

[indigo hatch]

Are you sure

It's 39

I'm pretty sure it's 39

[wide trail]

Did they update it? Dang.

[indigo hatch]

Must've idk

[rotund galleon]

Is there a modded chat i dont see it

[indigo hatch]

Someone give me a random seed

[glacial oxide]

I never thought I’d spend like 100+ hours in this game lol

[rotund galleon]

@indigo hatch bussy trust its goos

[indigo hatch]

8 letters

[indigo hatch]

Welll

Mypeanit and poopfart is op so

Il try it

Any instructions like where the good

Is it all natural

Is it all natural

[glacial oxide]

Language mister

[indigo hatch]

Crap

[wide trail]

I've gotten naneinf before on my pc

[agile pawn]

i didn't even use canio at all 😭

[wide trail]

Not on my phone

[wide trail]

WHAT IS THAT EYE JOKER???

[indigo hatch]

I still wanna 1v1 skmeone

[wide trail]

1v1 in what?

[indigo hatch]

Onyx agate poly

[glacial oxide]

Howww

[indigo hatch]

Balst4o

Balatro

Same swes

[wide trail]

Shut up man

[indigo hatch]

Seed

[indigo hatch]

Bro

[wide trail]

1v1 in terms of what?

[indigo hatch]

Furthest

[wide trail]

We can do racecar seed

[wide trail]

No fastest

Fastest to ante 8

[indigo hatch]

Hmmm

Hmmm

Did you see the video and do uk where the hood shit is

I forgot where they were

[rotund galleon]

Whats the best seed you guys im played on im a balatro noob so im not good

Also what hand should i play the most i mostly do flushes

[wide trail]

You should do flush

[indigo hatch]

The 9h9n or smth

9k9hn smth smth

[kind field]

what in davy joneses locker

[indigo hatch]

9k9hn smth smth

[glacial oxide]

Let’s gooo

[indigo hatch]

Huh

[kind field]

almost any hand can be reasonably played. some may need deck manipulation to do them really well though

[indigo hatch]

I do either full, straights, flushes or 2pairs

[kind field]

blueprint 🙏

[rotund galleon]

Ace of spades

[wide trail]

Listening to carti album while playing balatro rn it's fire

[wide trail]

Not blueprint

Here we go again...

[indigo hatch]

Uhhh

Hmm

I think

I like

[wide trail]

What's ur fave joker

[rotund galleon]

Dude 9k9hn is fucking awesome

[indigo hatch]

I like odd Todd.

[kind field]

i just ran a one pair run and it was pretty good, may have been a lucky run tho lol

[wide trail]

(He doesn't know what half of the jokers do)

[rotund galleon]

What?

[kind field]

wwhat? ):

[wide trail]

Pick a favorite alr

[kind field]

uhhh joker stencil

[wide trail]

There we go! You're a smart one

[glacial oxide]

DNA is my favorite id say

[kind field]

card sharp is also really really nice, i got it paired with blueprint and the 9x multiplier was great

[pallid sapphire]

burnt joker for me

[wide trail]

Hold on wtf is that joker on the right

[wide trail]

Card sharp?

[kind field]

freak

[rotund galleon]

Krampus

[rotund galleon]

Cosmos mod

Krampus isnt from the og game

[opaque shard]

Anyway I love certificate now

[wide trail]

I always thought that was pokerface joker

[kind field]

makes sense

hardest deck to run?

[glacial oxide]

Painted?

[opaque shard]

It was a flush build too I'm kinda surprised I didn't struggle to find the cards I needed

[glacial oxide]

Flush seems easiest

[kind field]

oo dont have that one yet

[wide trail]

Opps will never know how good ts is...

[opaque shard]

I guess you do wanna use something that doesn't rely on ranks

[wide trail]

Oh so you are new

When did you start?

I guess he was busy

[kind field]

ummmmm 20 hours ago

[glacial oxide]

New

[wide trail]

That's fairly old

I started just a 2 hours ago

[glacial oxide]

If you’re familiar with poker hands the game will be easy to pick up

[kind field]

ahh okay, nice

[wide trail]

You don't need to be, they teach you each one.

[graceful moat]

we got new players?

welcome yall

Flush is probably the easiest build

[glacial oxide]

I guess my only advice is you can re-arrange cards

[graceful moat]

you got stuff like Checkered Deck, Lusty and Wrathful jokers, Bloodstone is broken with sixes, and the score is great

[glacial oxide]

I used the abandoned deck to draw 4 7c for that one joker

[wide trail]

And jokers. That one is overlooked.

[graceful moat]

im building a port of balatro

[glacial oxide]

I suppose I consider jokers cards, but yeah. You can arrange them between every single hand played

[wide trail]

Sixes as in the card?

[graceful moat]

no, Oops! All Sixes, the joker

doubles the likelihood of all chances

[wide trail]

Just call it dice my bro

[graceful moat]

No

[wide trail]

That's cool but irrelevant lol

[graceful moat]

anyways

https://github.com/SingeStheos/Canio

[kind field]

lmao

[wide trail]

I mean congrats on being in a discord server

Doesn't mean anything

[graceful moat]

check the releases section

[wide trail]

Is this legal?

[graceful moat]

you can play a very beta port

[wide trail]

I mean does the server approve?

Do the devs approve?

[solemn elm]

there's only one.

and no, #📜・modding-rules

[wide trail]

Well yeah but he's got contracts

[graceful moat]

i thought about that, once it starts to resemble balatro in a way i will be making the repo completely private and completing it with people i know own balatro

Joker Poker is an unauthorized rip off

Canio is a port

[solemn elm]

which isnt allowed

[graceful moat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpNoAonYzpE

[wide trail]

I mean local thunk prolly wouldn't mind but he's been ported onto phones and he's got companies doing ads for him so they might do a cease and desist on yo ass

The companies, I mean

[graceful moat]

ik

Playstack is the publishing company

[wide trail]

Yeah

[graceful moat]

theyre also the ones who made a woefully inadequate card deck

[wide trail]

Opps will never know how good this is and how to get it...

I just got this one

Insanely OP

[kind field]

probably from that one card or smth

tarot

[wide trail]

Which?

[graceful moat]

i wouldnt need to make Canio if balatro was a stable game

[wide trail]

Nope

[wide trail]

I respect the hustle but I'm just warning ya man

[solemn elm]

right. still not allowed

just because someone else has done it doesnt make it okay lol

[wide trail]

Anyways you guys should try to get throwback, I won't tell you how to get it 🤫

[glacial oxide]

That’s what the wiki is for

[wide trail]

Let him be. There are so many things on Earth for you to be pitiful over a guy and his port.

[kind field]

this one

[wide trail]

No!

[graceful moat]

they made an official card deck for $16 i think that contains all 52 playing cards and 3 irrelevant jokers plus blueprint

https://www.fangamer.com/products/balatro-playing-cards

i saw this and went

[kind field]

ah, see, its better

[graceful moat]

"dude this isnt enough for the fans"

[glacial oxide]

This is actually my favorite joker

[wide trail]

Canio sucks lol

[kind field]

i can see why!

[wide trail]

Changing it now to be even less original? Bad boy.

[ruby tide]

i feel like this only would've happened if you modded the game in some way lol

[wide trail]

Anyways have any of you unlocked throwback yet?

[graceful moat]

i made my own set of cards and wanted to get them printed but its expensive

[wide trail]

Don't worry good sir, just buy a printer!

[glacial oxide]

I have had him available since forever.

[wide trail]

Egotistical and lying but ok lol

[glacial oxide]

He’s super easy to get

[graceful moat]

i reinstalled balatro fresh on steam, it still doesnt work when i open profile 2, which has my progress

[wide trail]

Nah I had to procure him

[north crescent]

what the unlock even

[glacial oxide]

???

[graceful moat]

skip a bunch of blinds

thats how you unlock throwback

[wide trail]

We all know yo ass didn't get it a long time ago 🤣

[wide trail]

Wrong!

[north crescent]

😭

easiest thing ever

[graceful moat]

youre trolling

[wide trail]

I guess I'm better than most "experienced" players

😂😂😂

[glacial oxide]

Based on gatekeeping

Lol.

[wide trail]

Guys what is your highest score? I've gotten 17,000 before. Beat that.

[graceful moat]

i just checked your profile, youre an eagles fan?

[wide trail]

Not at all?

[graceful moat]

GO VIKINGS

[wide trail]

It's a music group

Not the Eagles

[graceful moat]

GO VIKINGS

SKOL

[glacial oxide]

Come on guys

[wide trail]

Ion do nfl and shi but I know kendrick was in it

[graceful moat]

lamar?

[wide trail]

Yeah

[graceful moat]

SO WAS TERRY BRIDGEWATER GO VIKINGS RAAHHHH

[wide trail]

Singe

What's your high score?

[graceful moat]

lemme check

[ruby tide]

looks like the image may be messed up or something shrugger

[glacial oxide]

New joker idea: 3x based on if your team wins or loses last week

[ruby tide]

[solemn elm]

the nonbinary flag team!

[graceful moat]

carson

[wide trail]

New joker idea: ×3 mult for every month without a content update

[wide trail]

Well, what is it?

[graceful moat]

i was just a dead fish floppin around on the ground for 4 hours

but i played high card a lot

[glacial oxide]

New joker idea: 1.002x for every rejected joker idea since a new joker

[wide trail]

Have not been one lol

Local doesn't verbally reject any, he just acknowledges them.

[graceful moat]

it should be additive not multiplicative

[wide trail]

How?

[glacial oxide]

+1 chips

Lmao

[graceful moat]

if theres been 250 rejected joker ideas, then its a permanent 1.64X mult instead of 1.5X

[wide trail]

Oh you did mods and stuff. Always hated people who do it.

[graceful moat]

i have a dedicated folder for mods, heathen

[regal hinge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tKgp4feVRK0?si=sfwYsWlKWHCoC8bM

[wide trail]

Cringe

[graceful moat]

actually i have a dedicated folder for fucking with balatro and never finishing anything

[wide trail]

It's not power dummy

[glacial oxide]

But I want the number to get really high because we know it’s way more than 250 and exponentials are fun

[graceful moat]

so you think 1*1.002+1.002+1.002 on and on is correct?

[wide trail]

Brackets on the 1.002

[graceful moat]

sure

[sour peak]

Where that pink guy talking about Balala Hunger Games

[wide trail]

Yes it's correct

[graceful moat]

im red and talking about my balatro port

[sour peak]

Not you

[graceful moat]

thats less powerful tho, why not exponential?

[wide trail]

Because the effect did not say exponential, so it would work like normal

[sour peak]

@indigo hatch

Let’s keep talking

[wide trail]

????

[kind field]

i have done 9 wheels of fortune and not ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING

[sour peak]

It does that yeah

[graceful moat]

it would be more powerful if it was exponential though, and isnt that more fun?

[wide trail]

Have any of you discovered the Cavendish joker? You can only get it if a gros Michel breaks and it's 1/6 and it's not even guaranteed to show up in shop so it's really rare

[sour peak]

Yeah it’s awesome

X3 is goated

[graceful moat]

:3

[wide trail]

That's the thing with you Modders. You find numbers going up fun, but anyone can make numbers go up. It's the achievement that makes it so satisfying.

[wide trail]

You've gotten it?

Damn you're really lucky

[sour peak]

Once or twice yeah

[kind field]

yummmy multipliers

[graceful moat]

hey thats me!

[sour peak]

Chicot?

[wide trail]

Canio is the worst legendary

[sour peak]

Chicot

[wide trail]

Damn

[graceful moat]

chicot intimidates every boss blind

[sour peak]

I use Big Mike a lot

[kind field]

go skip 20 blinds

[wide trail]

Even chicot is good if it were negative, better than negative canio. Canio is near useless.

[sour peak]

I have NEVER gotten a Canio

[wide trail]

I have multiple times

Canio is so bad cuz what build is gonna have synergies with destroying face cards? All the high score builds REQUIRE face cards.

[kind field]

eh running pairs is pretty good

[wide trail]

Please keep out of this convo greenie

[kind field]

think you have to unlock it from the stone

[wide trail]

Ya think?

[sour peak]

Yeah I know

I know how Legendaries work

[little citrus]

yorick

[wide trail]

It's a soul card and it's a spectral card and no crap sherlock

[kind field]

ah

[sour peak]

Don’t EVER disrespect my love again

Yorick was MEANT for me

[little citrus]

bad without red deck

[wide trail]

Yorick can fit into any build no issue because you're gonna be discarding, but canio forces you to go out of your way and interfere with your build.

[earnest viper]

Where can i find the save file on android?

[little citrus]

right behind you

[north crescent]

does android let you access game files?

[wide trail]

Yeah but you'd need developer mode and shi

Tutorial somewhere on yt

[kind field]

oh finally wheel of fortune worked

[earnest viper]

Are u always this funny or is it a moon phase thing?

[wide trail]

What's your highest score?

[solemn elm]

if rooted, yeah (iirc)

[earnest viper]

So if am switching phones, i lose progress?

[little citrus]

i can't do it for too long otherwise i start coughing up blood

[wide trail]

Not if you have Google play connected

[earnest viper]

Your sacrifice is noted
Thank u for ur service 🫡

[wide trail]

This joker has been helping me so much like I reached 17,000 with it

[earnest viper]

I'll look into it
Thanks

[wide trail]

Np

[vagrant wedge]

I fucking love throwback joker

[kind field]

played until ante 7 before realizing i had an extra joker slot :/

[wide trail]

WWWW YES FINALLY SOMEONE SMART

[wide trail]

Don't use it?

Like it's not that hard just don't use it lol

Nobody is forcing you to use it

[muted anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/i'll-bee-damned-bee-i'll-be-damned-shrimple-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-9456218215943143153

[kind field]

okay but i love bumblebees, cutest bee form

[wide trail]

Throwback is by far the best joker imo

[earnest viper]

Happens to the best of us (am one of the best)

[wide trail]

Who agrees? React with a ✅️!

[kind field]

i sure aint lmao

[wide trail]

@earnest viper you will pay...

[wide trail]

Did you end up using that last slot? That's probably the dumbest move lol

[earnest viper]

Sorry not sorry
I speak the truth whatever the cost 😎

[wide trail]

What is your high score?

Send a ss of your high score

[red hamlet]

[kind field]

aww

[earnest viper]

e52

[wide trail]

What is that?

I got 17000

So mine is better than 52

[earnest viper]

U mean my best one hand score, right?

[wide trail]

Yeah. Send a ss.

[indigo hatch]

I'm back

Hello

[wide trail]

Leave.

@sour peak

[kind field]

hai :3

[indigo hatch]

Oh fuck off man

[kind field]

just block em and move on

[wide trail]

Furry can't be talking

[indigo hatch]

Not a furry

I'm just gay

And autistic

[wide trail]

Oh. That's actually not that bad

[indigo hatch]

Arguably worse but

[wide trail]

Then change ur pfp

[indigo hatch]

Ok

Uhh

[earnest viper]

I just played my best hand earlier today it was e52
That means 1 with 52 zeroes next to it

[wide trail]

Cap. Show me a screenshot.

[indigo hatch]

Jimbo latro

[earnest viper]

Game didnt save it for some reason
Its only showing an earlier score of e16

[wide trail]

So reluctant to show me a ss. Obviously a liar.

[indigo hatch]

Bro

It's a e56 that's mid as shit

No offense

[earnest viper]

Yh dudes totally lying
Get his ass

[wide trail]

See? This guy gets it.

Get his ass

[indigo hatch]

Also how do you check your highest hand again

[wide trail]

Idk I think from the stats in the menu

[red hamlet]

Stats

[indigo hatch]

Wheres the button

[red hamlet]

Options I think

[earnest viper]

Never claimed it was the shit
Never bragged
Just answering the question
So offence taken for being unnecessarily rude

[indigo hatch]

Thank

[wide trail]

OMGGGG GUYS I GOT 23,000 FROM THROWBACK JOKER

OMGGGG

I GOT 23K

[indigo hatch]

Yw

[wide trail]

My glorious goat

[indigo hatch]

I love throwback

[wide trail]

WWWWWW

AND I LOVE YOU, GOOD SIR

[stiff wind]

Does anyone have the background art for the Balatro main menu, really want to use it as a PC background

[indigo hatch]

It says 185kmor smth but I can explain

So my bzlatro app needed an update right

But android is kinda dogshit

[wide trail]

185,000?

[indigo hatch]

So I just got a apk

[wide trail]

Bro send a screenshot I don't believe you

[indigo hatch]

And it worked

[earnest viper]

Just use google images man

[wide trail]

HOW

MY BEST WAS 23,000

[indigo hatch]

Huh

Cuz seeds don't count

[wide trail]

I don't use seeds