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[carmine river]

It's just when you get it

[vagrant bane]

Baron is mimes boyfriendo

[carmine river]

If you want a real rarity

I got Negative Cartomancer 4 times in a row

I haven't played Balatro since for fear of my own life

[raw siren]

Jesus

[honest void]

damn

[carmine river]

I saw it in the corner of my eye last night

When I was at my most vulnerable

[red hamlet]

cartomanced

[raw siren]

In the small amount of runs I've played, I've only ever gotten one Negative card at all

[carmine river]

Negative card is rare asf

And for good reason

[raw siren]

So four Negatives of the same card, back to back? Jesus

[carmine river]

It's kind of broken

[carmine river]

Nah not back to back back to back

I mean back to back runs

[raw siren]

Yeah, yeah. From what I've seen, Negatives are, indeed, broken

Ah, I see I see

[vagrant bane]

Guys anyone wanna guess my scoring

[carmine river]

That's still pretty rare though

[raw siren]

It followed you through runs...

[carmine river]

3 of them were natural btw

[raw siren]

Nice

[lethal owl]

something sad happened to me today

so

i got canio

[carmine river]

💔

[vagrant bane]

Guess the score

Whoever is closer get a cookie

[misty arch]

The fifth will show up at your doorstep. You are not safe.

[lethal owl]

but i didnt get a single copy of the hanged man or anything to destroy cards

so i ended up losing

and i had pareidolia

[carmine river]

Me when Death DOESN'T destroy cards

[misty arch]

When stone card doesn't make me roc-

[carmine river]

Wanna debate about and rank the 4 legendaries

1
2
3
4 Chicot

[lethal owl]

isnt death the one that converts the left into the right

[misty arch]

4💀

[lethal owl]

4?

[carmine river]

I can't count

Sorry

[misty arch]

I thought you were excluding chicot lmao

[lethal owl]

chicot is offended

[carmine river]

How many are there anyways

[lethal owl]

5

[misty arch]

Chicot's #1

[carmine river]

I only remember like 4

[raw siren]

I did slightly screw up a run because I tried to turn a 4 of Hearts into a 10 of Spades, I believe

But, I foolishly had them reversed, so I ended up with two 4s of Hearts

[misty arch]

Yorick, perkeo, canio, trib, chicot

[carmine river]

Oh right

Perkeo is a thing

Apparently

[lethal owl]

triboulet,dont cut his name

[carmine river]

Yeah it's Tribbie

[misty arch]

Reminds of when people abbreaviated cyberpunk

Man i love cp

[carmine river]

CyPu

[lethal owl]

now to a question i receieved on this server like a week ago

[hexed spruce]

hey guys im new to the game, is this setup good?

[lethal owl]

what legendary joker is receiving the best head

[red hamlet]

what's wrong with trib?

[carmine river]

Bro what

???

[carmine river]

Mid

Not enough Chicots

[red hamlet]

fucking yaaawn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[lethal owl]

chicot is good i agree but theres apoint where the boss doesnt matter anymore

[carmine river]

Get a Chicot then we'll make out

[red hamlet]

if i see one more mf post baron mime or photo chad i'm gonna lose it

[misty arch]

You need a sock and buskin bro

[carmine river]

The Tooth:

[misty arch]

And a photograph, goes well with baron

[lethal owl]

oh yeah

mb

[carmine river]

Not really

Maybe

Well I don't third wheels

Also Sock????

[misty arch]

The moment you get director's cut chicot is kind of useless

[lethal owl]

that what im syaing

[carmine river]

I thought sock doesn't retrigger In Hand effects

[red hamlet]

500 chicots upon you, foul beast

[carmine river]

Send the video

Now

[lethal owl]

im not saying chicot is bad

[carmine river]

Five

Hundred

[red hamlet]

YUP CHAMP

[carmine river]

Chicots

[lethal owl]

itsjust not the best compared to the other legend buffons

[red hamlet]

ye

[misty arch]

PFFFT

[red hamlet]

it's the worst legendary

but it's still pretty aight

[lethal owl]

what the hell

[misty arch]

It's kinda not though

Chicot is my favorite to see in gold stake

[carmine river]

It's like saying S2 is Wild Hunt Heathcliff's worst Skill

Like it's not the best of his kit

[misty arch]

Actually no yorick is the best in gold stake

[carmine river]

But it's still strong

[misty arch]

But then chicot

[carmine river]

The best to see in gold stake is obelisk

[lethal owl]

now answer

[carmine river]

You shrimple monkey

[lethal owl]

what legendary joker is receiving the best head

[red hamlet]

🗿 you literally said yourself that chicot is pointless once you get director's

[misty arch]

Obelisk should have it's own rarity

[carmine river]

Rare Tag

[red hamlet]

canio

[brazen phoenix]

sure whatever

[lethal owl]

with vanilla sprites bro

[carmine river]

So that's why the background is white...

[misty arch]

LMAOOOO

[carmine river]

Also BRO

[misty arch]

That's so fucking real

[carmine river]

Hear me out on Yorick

[brazen phoenix]

i dont really want to

[lethal owl]

in my opinion

[red hamlet]

Hear me out
and then it's just the most generically attractive person

[brazen phoenix]

chicot looks like 😼

[lethal owl]

perkeo,definitely

[red hamlet]

if i see one more hear me out and then it's just 2b or bayonetta

[red hamlet]

YES FAM

[misty arch]

Hear me out, the tower card

[brazen phoenix]

https://cdn.betterttv.net/emote/63caf6292b18a0bbb2daddf5/1x.webp

[carmine river]

Bro it's literally a tower

[lethal owl]

h a n g e d m a n

the emperor might be fine tho

[carmine river]

Hear me out on Jimbo

[brazen phoenix]

hung men

[vagrant bane]

Canniette
Triboullea
Yori
Chica
Perky

[lethal owl]

oh thats localthunk clownsona

[misty arch]

Ok answer this question

[vagrant bane]

No

I don't wanna

[misty arch]

Who's the least "hear me out" card

[red hamlet]

hear me out

[carmine river]

No I'm not gonna lick your cards

[brazen phoenix]

red card

[lethal owl]

holy flush

[red hamlet]

and i'm being so srs about this

i'd love to be behind the wheel of this thing

[brazen phoenix]

what is this

[carmine river]

Cro......

[red hamlet]

feelign every rumble as it ravages the earth

[carmine river]

Oh good

Good

[red hamlet]

yes champ

[lethal owl]

its an easy question

[vagrant bane]

One time I saw a transformer concept that turned into this, sadly I was so disappointed it was a concept

[brazen phoenix]

this is bad for the environment 😟

[lethal owl]

do you use another tarot card,or use the wheel

choose wisely

[carmine river]

The Nope duh

[misty arch]

[red hamlet]

concept???

[vagrant bane]

Bull

[red hamlet]

those are real

Bagger 288 and 293

[vagrant bane]

No the transformer

That turned into one of those

[carmine river]

I love it when I go gambling and repeatedly lose

[steep sable]

If you beat a boss can you use director or retcon to play it again?

[carmine river]

Uh no

Wrong voucher

[red hamlet]

yea

[steep sable]

???

[carmine river]

Oh you mean play that boss blind variant again

Yeah you can

[steep sable]

Yes

[misty arch]

You have to run through every other boss blind though

[steep sable]

I'm trying to get Manacle again

[red hamlet]

[misty arch]

Either by rerolling, or just playing them

[steep sable]

But I beat it in Ante1

[vagrant bane]

However we do have this as a transformer, although it's just a robot planking

[red hamlet]

Ash 6/45 is so peak too

[carmine river]

Who do you guys think is Jimbo's favorite sacrificial lamb?

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0bO-Szfn8

MF crawls

[misty arch]

You can get it again with retcon, but it'll cost you so just save up money till you get the voucher

[lethal owl]

this is getting out of hand

[lethal owl]

this is why i like balatro

i dont lose

i just start another run

the only money i lost is to buy it

[carmine river]

Starting another run is an admission that you don't want to see Jimbo laugh at you

Coward

[lethal owl]

he already does

[red hamlet]

i just alt f4 before i lose

nad go play league

[lethal owl]

i take my time looking at him

hes hot

i mean

he always says something like

i know you were bluffing

[misty arch]

Go fish was more our speed

[misty arch]

Hot take but mime is fine

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-skill-issue-eightss-gif-9327493766820715868

[lethal owl]

i agree,he looks refined

[red hamlet]

hot take but taylor swift is fine

[vagrant bane]

Hot take

[red hamlet]

like

that's just not how it works

[misty arch]

Blazing indeed

[vagrant bane]

Her best song carried by kendricknlamar

[red hamlet]

a hot take is supposed to be actually a hot take

and not the mildest shit

[misty arch]

Never seen anyone swooning over mime

[vagrant bane]

Hot take letter Z is overated

[red hamlet]

bro said

hottest spice i can handle

like come on

[lethal owl]

nah

[red hamlet]

where's the real hot takes

[lethal owl]

salt is enough

[vagrant bane]

Ketchup isn't hot

However

[red hamlet]

that's hte point

[vagrant bane]

Water that's hot

Really fucking chilling

[red hamlet]

hear me out and hot take are used so wrong nowadays

[lethal owl]

imagine like eating hot chips then some hot ramen right after so it burns way more

[vagrant bane]

Hot take

Bull

[lethal owl]

the joker right?

[red hamlet]

literally just a good card

like come on man

[vagrant bane]

When poor

[lethal owl]

i like misprint

[red hamlet]

stop fucking up your eco then

[misty arch]

Now that's a hot take

[lethal owl]

in a run

not in bed

[vagrant bane]

Hot take four fingers + shortcut + smeared jokrr buiilld to naninf

[lethal owl]

you are describing my dream build

[red hamlet]

it's an alright early joker

[vagrant bane]

Misprint when retrigger jokers

Is kinda hot take

[misty arch]

I feel like saturn still scales too slow, despite it scaling the same as 4oak

Straights are just not as optimisable

[lethal owl]

damn i want to draw something really bad(i mean that i have alot of desire to do so)

[vagrant bane]

Misprint is like D tier

Such a cool card

[lethal owl]

good for the start

i never said forever

[brazen phoenix]

do you guys like vagabond

[lethal owl]

yes

[vagrant bane]

He'll yeah

I LOVE BEINF BROKE

[red hamlet]

there we go

back to my normal avatar

[brazen phoenix]

i love vagabond

[misty arch]

It's literally the best thing ever on green deck

[vagrant bane]

TRANSFORMER FANS RELATE TO BE BROKE!!!

[lethal owl]

hes way more usefull then you think

[misty arch]

Otherwise if you're rich you're prolly not taking it

[red hamlet]

uh

[lethal owl]

he makes tarot cards rain

[red hamlet]

do you like

🗿

[brazen phoenix]

what

marble joker?

[misty arch]

Hm?

The tower? Stone joker?

[vagrant bane]

Hot take

[lethal owl]

i remembered something

[brazen phoenix]

i think stone cards kind of suck

[vagrant bane]

Whatever that makes stone jokers per blind

[lethal owl]

an update to balatro is coming this year right?

[vagrant bane]

Kinda wacky good

[misty arch]

I agree

I see the potential with high card but it never works out

[vagrant bane]

Just use a damn hologram

Smh

[red hamlet]

marble holo my belove yuri pairing

[vagrant bane]

Hologram stone card build

[lethal owl]

funny how i recognized who you are with the i lost a cavendish in your name

[brazen phoenix]

LOL

[misty arch]

Hot take but Hologram +DNA +certificate +marble joker

[red hamlet]

oh my loooord man

[lethal owl]

peak

[misty arch]

• magic trick voucher

Literal dream

[vagrant bane]

Illusion voucher

[red hamlet]

Hot take - normal build

[brazen phoenix]

hologram is like a free win every time i take it

[vagrant bane]

Okay hot take

Blue print

[red hamlet]

Hot taken - baron mime is kinda good for plasma deck high score naneinf

[lethal owl]

hologram is so good

[vagrant bane]

Is boring

[red hamlet]

agreed

blueprint/brain are so wack

[brazen phoenix]

blueprint is boring if your build is boring

[red hamlet]

blueprint is just boring

[lethal owl]

brainstorm tho

[red hamlet]

wow, another joker trigger, so cool and innovative

[vagrant bane]

Brainstorm atleast has a cookl design

[misty arch]

Has anyone actually worked out if brainstorm can be better than blueprint in some situtations?

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177

[red hamlet]

never

[misty arch]

I tried to think about it

But never found a case

[red hamlet]

brainstorm is a worse blueprint

it'll never be better

[vagrant bane]

Playstation player right here

[brazen phoenix]

blueprint can do everything brainstorm can and more

[lethal owl]

i blieve they are the same crap with diferent placement

[misty arch]

Blueprint is better

Because + and x mult

[vagrant bane]

Nah

[red hamlet]

if you have 2 blueprints, they can be on separate jokers and in any position with that joker so they're peak for xmult and shit

brainstorm is worse becuase they always copy leftmost and you lose out a bit on xmult jokers

[vagrant bane]

Brainstorm

[lethal owl]

yorick or canio

take your pick

[vagrant bane]

Cause it's cooler looking

[red hamlet]

objectively, brainstorm is a worse blueprint

[brazen phoenix]

CANIO!!! CANIO!!!

[misty arch]

Yorick

[red hamlet]

blueprint yuri is peak

[misty arch]

Yorick is the most versatile legendary, maybe

[vagrant bane]

Bluepeak and brainy?

[misty arch]

There's perkeo, to be fair

[brazen phoenix]

i love perkeo

[lethal owl]

we all do

[vagrant bane]

Ain't no way.i called blueprint peak

[lethal owl]

we all want him

[brazen phoenix]

perkeo is my favorite legendary joker because of the dumb things you can do with it

[vagrant bane]

Hot take

Best joker

[red hamlet]

hot take - girls should wear muzzles cause they're cute

[misty arch]

CHAOS THEORY

I want it so bad

[brazen phoenix]

hot take i don't like hologram

[lethal owl]

what if that joker gets added in the next update

[brazen phoenix]

i hope it will

[vagrant bane]

It's mew of balatro

Trust me

[misty arch]

People were speculating what it does

[vagrant bane]

It's under the truck

[brazen phoenix]

what

[vagrant bane]

(Some kid told me )

[lethal owl]

it has something to do with the hand played and five cards

[misty arch]

Could be a 5oak/flush five thing? Or that it adds a random enhancement to scored cards

[red hamlet]

that's crazy

how did you get that impression

[lethal owl]

could be inusual or rare

but definitely not common

[vagrant bane]

It's rarity is unown

[lethal owl]

im speculating

[misty arch]

Unusual🙏

[vagrant bane]

It's the 151th joker

[slim junco]

Is my friend Lynn here

[red hamlet]

lumpy touch made the art

[slim junco]

If she is we are going to hurt you

Or they sorry

[misty arch]

Yeah but lumpy said even he doesnt know i think?

Or maybe i'm misremembering

[red hamlet]

either way

[slim junco]

Nah we finna kiII you

[red hamlet]

looks too cool to be in the game

[slim junco]

Hammers

Type stuff

[red hamlet]

my pronouns are literally on my profile

[lethal owl]

if they add it,they are going to change the effec

[slim junco]

Boom

[misty arch]

Nah vagabond looks just as extravagant

[lethal owl]

i dont see how its useful

[misty arch]

It is useful

[lethal owl]

for flushes?

[slim junco]

P uppy coded fr is not taking any more weird flushes

[misty arch]

Say i want aces for 5oak, i play everything that's not an ace, hoping to make more aces

[slim junco]

stop trying to abuse you weirdoes

[lethal owl]

so its just even more gambling

[slim junco]

Or I will personally torture you

[lethal owl]

i like it

[slim junco]

im down for gambling

[lethal owl]

localthunk if youre seeing this i wnat to make clear this is a joke,we know the game does not advertise gambling

thanks i love you

[brazen phoenix]

it is

and im a gambler

[vagrant bane]

Chaos theory probably allows stone cards in flushes or some shit

[misty arch]

Would you play a gambling-less balatro?

[vagrant bane]

💀

[misty arch]

That's not a world i want to live in

[lethal owl]

fixed

[misty arch]

That... Would be too weak

Just too niche

Though it does make stone cards useful

But wait arrowhead does that already, +50 chips for every spade in a flush

[vagrant bane]

Arrowhead

LMAO

[lethal owl]

nobody answered my question about the update

its this year right?

[brazen phoenix]

yeah probably

[vagrant bane]

Actually we gotta wait 68 years

[lethal owl]

is it big?

[red hamlet]

played cards count as random hands (with restrictions such as 3 cards can be 3oak, pair and high card, 4 can be 4 oak, 3 oak, two pair, pair, high card etc)

[lethal owl]

is it massive?

[vagrant bane]

Massive

[red hamlet]

if anything

[brazen phoenix]

its a content update

probably big

[lethal owl]

thank god(in this case jimbo)

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-lowtaperfade-gif-9142321367837946047

[misty arch]

Dear god it's misprint all over again

[lethal owl]

imagine if

[vagrant bane]

If it's 100 jokers

[slim junco]

I wish # THEY
Would not get so angry at

ME

[misty arch]

Wat

[vagrant bane]

Balatro copying poekmon

150 first

Then 100

[lethal owl]

more collabs incoming

[vagrant bane]

(Shush I know there was less)

[slim junco]

I love lynn please dont involve them in your weird experiments

We are bffs

[red hamlet]

wish i had a free pass to be able to say whatever i want without the risk of a ban

[slim junco]

Balynntroo and I are releasing a pack soon ❤️

[red hamlet]

use a discard on yourself

[vagrant bane]

Chaos theory will be like 3x for flushes/royal flush/straight flush/flush five/flush boat but 1/2000 chance for you to lose

[lethal owl]

damn

[red hamlet]

get a new discord member in here

[slim junco]

They love me

[red hamlet]

still not my pronouns

[slim junco]

Its love me

Im sorry

[red hamlet]

awful grammar

[slim junco]

im sorry wtf

ok what is proper grammar

no being mean i thought i was being nice please dont hurt me

[misty arch]

Cool dynamic

Also how does someone win with erotic deck

[slim junco]

We are close

[misty arch]

I can't for the life of me

[slim junco]

They are my bff

We are close

[vagrant bane]

New joker: musician: higher pitch score sound = increased mult

[slim junco]

New joker #GOATTT carries youj through your plat promos

#Goattt

omfg. thats me lol

Lynn and I are some lost puppies. Dont hit me please.

[red hamlet]

hit him all you want

[slim junco]

And Lynn will kill you.

Go ahead. Swing.

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/rapid-punch-twinzero-saitama-opm-one-punch-man-gif-19957736

[lethal owl]

about the chaos theory joker,looks like its the ultimae form off the other jokers that add mult/chips when you play a certain hand wich i think its cool

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-stomp-kick-wen-life-hits-us-ouch-gif-16592611

[slim junco]

Lynn and I are best friends dont be weird

Lynn and I are stompingrandoms and then we're stomping more randoms

[vagrant bane]

I'm weird

[misty arch]

So it would activate and gives chips and mult for whatever hand you play?

[slim junco]

Lynn puppy bae boss

[misty arch]

Could be very cool

A flush five gets the bonus from 2oak,3oak,4oak, and flush

[lethal owl]

not necesarily,i just love the design

[vagrant bane]

Watch it be a random amount of mult thru 1-100

[slim junco]

Girls

[misty arch]

just speculating according to your logic

[lethal owl]

like gros michel has his ultimate lifeform,cavendish

[misty arch]

Honestly would be a cool modded joker with that effect

[slim junco]

Michael? Gross? What the hell is going on?

[vagrant bane]

A chaos theory is something from jurassic park

I assume t Rex's will be added

Holy shit I have an idea for a mod

[lethal owl]

the prehistoric joker pack

[slim junco]

I wish I could talk in a vocal chat

[vagrant bane]

But I'm not a modder

[slim junco]

LOl

Did lynn puppy die

Revive my puppy

Or shou ld I say, My owner

[vagrant bane]

Chaos theory: turns all your stone cards into Aces,Kings,Queens,Jack's, 10s when played of your most common suit, (rotates)

[red hamlet]

chaos theory: playing a straight with 5 stone cards gives you 3000000000 xmult

[hexed spruce]

first major endless run

[tranquil gull]

very balanced

[misty arch]

Is the name chaos theory itself a reference to something

That would give away its effect

[vagrant bane]

Chaos thoety: plays the entire jurassic park franchise + book audio + that one telltale game + that one Netflix show (they are waiting for the 7th movie to add it) then scores

[red hamlet]

it is

cause it's hard to play a stone straight

but possible

[vagrant bane]

Wait

That's a straight

[red hamlet]

stone cards are funny with the way they work

[vagrant bane]

I assume you stoned the cards to make a straight

[red hamlet]

they don't inherit the rank of the card

it's a random rank with some high numbers

[misty arch]

That's gonna be changed though

[red hamlet]

so you can't just play a 2 3 4 5 6 stoned

[brazen phoenix]

6 card hand

[misty arch]

For example black board doesnt activate if you have a light-colored stone in hand

But that should definetly get fixed

[brazen phoenix]

how did you play a stone straight

[vagrant bane]

Quick question

[misty arch]

It literally says on it "no suit or rank"

[vagrant bane]

Does Mr. Balatro man himself even know what to do with chaos teewee

[red hamlet]

https://youtu.be/IBwnO6mH-s0?si=sQPEXaXGJ-8Fvqw7&t=1228

[misty arch]

Streamer spotted

[vagrant bane]

Remind me to watch that

In 2 minutes

[tranquil gull]

"how did you play a stone straight"
"M Y D E C K I S R O C K H A R D"

[brazen phoenix]

WHAT THE HELL

[vagrant bane]

His rock hard deck

Must be a large straight

Too bad it ain't a gay

[tranquil gull]

real

[red hamlet]

this anime rocks

[vagrant bane]

Balatro new update won't add new jokers

However

Story mode

[tranquil gull]

how do you make a story mode in poker roguelike

[vagrant bane]

Xanr wait for the Baron X Mime dating arc scene

The jokers 100% have lore

[brazen phoenix]

i gotta get off this server ugh

[tranquil gull]

you're trapped in the vortex of chips and jokers

[brazen phoenix]

130k member server

[vagrant bane]

Sorry for making the chat weird

[red hamlet]

Inscryption has a storyline c:

[red hamlet]

yo, watch that

[vagrant bane]

Ty

First meds

[tranquil gull]

actually that's a fair point

[brazen phoenix]

not you LOL just large servers in general are scary for me but i luv balatro

oh yeah i should play inscryption

[red hamlet]

just be a little fruity

[brazen phoenix]

i am...

[red hamlet]

someone will be weird at you and a moderator will throw them out

self-cleaning

[brazen phoenix]

did that happen to fishware

[tranquil gull]

"gay so others don't have to" is not what i thought I'd wake up to today

[red hamlet]

got my order on the way, so peak

[brazen phoenix]

i cannot be a little fruity since i also use this discord account for work 😭

[red hamlet]

weaksauce

[brazen phoenix]

more like worksauce

[red hamlet]

weaksauce

[brazen phoenix]

https://cdn.betterttv.net/emote/63caf6292b18a0bbb2daddf5/1x.webp

[tranquil gull]

act fruity at work coward

[vagrant bane]

What if there was a mod for balatro that added a deck were it becomes a dating sim

[red hamlet]

that's litearlly just baron mime plasma runs

[brazen phoenix]

a dating sim roguelike would go crazy

[vagrant bane]

Gros Michael fucking dies

Bad ending

You die

[tranquil gull]

which joker would you go for is the real question (assuming we're dating the jokers and not a fucking 4 of Spades)

[red hamlet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674930/Boyfriend_Dungeon/

Steam

Boyfriend Dungeon

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Price

$7.99

Recommendations

1879

Metacritic

70

▶ Play video

[brazen phoenix]

i was expecting someone to send something LOL

[red hamlet]

OH MY TWINK

[brazen phoenix]

daaaaaaamn gif this looks pretty cool

[red hamlet]

WAIT HUH

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1028350/Pupperazzi_The_Dog_Photography_Game/?curator_clanid=6856791

Steam

Pupperazzi: The Dog Photography Game

Who will photograph, pet, and tell these dogs they're good boys and girls if you don't?? The world NEEDS you in Pupperazzi, the dog photography game! First person photographer action. Discover all new dogs and activities as you run, jump, and interact with the world... And dogs! (Yes, you CAN pet them!) SO. MANY. DOGS. Shibas, terriers, labs, pu...

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

399

Metacritic

72

▶ Play video

HOLY SHIT

[tranquil gull]

pupperazzi sounds amazing, take my wallet

[red hamlet]

back to watching animus

[brazen phoenix]

WHAT

this looks like the pokemon photo game

[random tendon]

negative

[limber moth]

Yeah

[random tendon]

honestly I'm just collecting them for the money

[zenith owl]

Popcorn and ramen will be eaten eventually

Well at least not ramen if you are careful

[pastel thunder]

ramen deniers when burglar

[zenith owl]

Oh yeah i just saw burglar lol

Is there a reason he is a burglar tho

His job at the circus making jokes must've been difficult so he had to resort criminal life

[cinder root]

dr spectered is a fucking plague on my vocabulary i've been saying shit like bummer so much lately

[trail fossil]

why

[cinder root]

DOOMED YAOI NOOOOO

[zenith owl]

Is it your birthday?

[trail fossil]

cant afford it buddy

the foil makes it too costly

[limber moth]

Alt f4

[trail fossil]

o7

[random tendon]

Yeah

[zenith owl]

Btw it's not a wr record I got banned faster from Pokiemane server @trail fossil

[trail fossil]

we talking about food jonklers?

[zenith owl]

One simple word and I got autobanned

[trail fossil]

nope autoban not allowed

has to be by mod

[zenith owl]

NO

[trail fossil]

actually thanks

i forgot to write that

[zenith owl]

Who is Wal dad

[trail fossil]

ma fren

[zenith owl]

Imagine being a joker and you get turned into food for a playing card

Very depressing

Burnt joker had it worse tho

[trail fossil]

ramen, merry andy and yorick is my favorite combo

[zenith owl]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-balatro-balatro-jimbo-balatro-burnt-joker-joker-gif-3698202123090378508

[trail fossil]

theres another one about a blaze

i forgor

[zenith owl]

Is it the straight flush spectral card joker?

[trail fossil]

nope not seance

[zenith owl]

That card never did shit for me

[trail fossil]

yep

[zenith owl]

It's rare and useless

It's uncommon

But you know what i mean

It's hard to find

[trail fossil]

60% of my uncommon jokers are unclocked by judgement

i never buy them

like luchador

[zenith owl]

Yeah i remember I had seltzer and burglar thx to judgement

[trail fossil]

i almost always have directors cut

[trail fossil]

i bought seltzer and burglar in a pog baron pog run

[zenith owl]

Wait is burglar copyable?

[trail fossil]

yep

search up no legendary naneinf

[zenith owl]

So if i am using blue deck and I have both +1 hand vouchers with brainstorm and blueprint copying it how many hands is that?

[trail fossil]

uh 5 + 3 + 3 + 3

14

[zenith owl]

You could run out of playing cards like that

[trail fossil]

thats very common without burglar

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[trail fossil]

if you have enough deck thinning

[zenith owl]

I love destroying cards

[trail fossil]

i got that in a triboulet run once

[trail fossil]

canio 🤤

[zenith owl]

Abandoned says hi:

[quick prairie]

[zenith owl]

I once got canio and triboulet on abandoned deck

[trail fossil]

paradoeila for canio :/

[zenith owl]

Never found it

Shit was more rare than blueprint and brainstorm

[trail fossil]

sad

[spiral elk]

where do i go to get mods

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general #1209506514763522108

[misty arch]

How in the fuck do you pronounce perkeo??
Pur-kay-o or
Pur-kee-o

[red hamlet]

per-kay-o

per-kee-o

[spiral elk]

thx homesizzle

[trail fossil]

per-kee-o

[red hamlet]

per-kay-o

anything works honestly

[pine monolith]

Noticed a small inconsistency while making a list of all keywords - all "... Card" keywords are always camel cased except Vampire

[trail fossil]

https://www.howtopronounce.com/perkeo

[limber moth]

Perc-o-cet-thirty

[trail fossil]

what is camel cased

[pine monolith]

Camel Cased Is When You Capitalize Each First Letter

(usually without spaces)

(but you get the idea)

[red hamlet]

Annoying Cased

[trail fossil]

perk-ing-my-car-in-yo-ha-oo-s

[limber moth]

That's icky

I don't like that one bit

This must be changed

[pine monolith]

Another even worse inconsistency I noticed a long time ago is that hand size reduction doesn't have a set color

[red hamlet]

camel case

[limber moth]

Man I ain't spending no 10 dollars to change my name screw that I barely even on PlayStation

[trail fossil]

imagine seeing the "get 30 spades in your deck", grinding zodiac deck cuz you haven't unclocked checkered yet and after multiple hours of suffering, getting fricking arrowhead

[red hamlet]

camel case

[limber moth]

): stop pointing these out I don't like it

[visual island]

hi guys

[trail fossil]

i get it

[red hamlet]

camel case is everywhere

[limber moth]

I hate you I HATE YOU

[trail fossil]

wassup

[red hamlet]

<camel case

[trail fossil]

same for onyx agate and the 1$ diamond one

[visual island]

im new to balatro what should i do

[limber moth]

Camel case sucks

[limber moth]

Play cards

[trail fossil]

quit

[red hamlet]

play league

[pine monolith]

(I slightly understand this one though)

[limber moth]

Stawwwwwwwwwwp

[pine monolith]

(Joker is not really a keyword here)

[trail fossil]

get subnautica, beat the game in under 20 hours, get subnautica below zero, rage quit, get hollow knight and play that instead

[wispy sphinx]

yo

do you guys vc on this server or not really

[visual island]

aight thanks bruv

[trail fossil]

british detected,wearing face mask

im sorry

[visual island]

dud

im not even british

i type like that

[vagrant bane]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-are-you-british-british-your-mom-miku-gif-10809727938553525273

[limber moth]

Mhm

[wide trail]

Balatro is too luck-based. I never actually knew how much of a rerolling game it was.

[vagrant bane]

.

It's a fucking card game

[limber moth]

It's poker there isn't any skill involved contrary to popular belief

[zenith owl]

Madness?

1 joker run?

[trail fossil]

i have no words

[trail fossil]

nah hold for chad

[vagrant bane]

You want to do the 10 of Spade deck of only 10 of Spades in erattic?

[wide trail]

Why so?

[zenith owl]

What if i don't get him

[vagrant bane]

You can't win without luck

[trail fossil]

trust

[zenith owl]

Misprint then ig

[wide trail]

NO

DON'T TAKE EITHER

[vagrant bane]

Dude discards

[limber moth]

Yep

[trail fossil]

bro misprint is eternal

[limber moth]

Wait is ot

Nvm

Damn

[wide trail]

You guys are so slow, luckily y'all have me 😁

[limber moth]

Nobody cares about you and your friends crappy ass rap song

[trail fossil]

so happy (launches ballistic intercontinental missile)

[wide trail]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Self-promotion in the big 25 is crazy

[cyan solstice]

I don't particularly care either

[trail fossil]

egg

[limber moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/933293190591680522/1348712024292724770/IMG_0787.gif

[wide trail]

What's egg without ramen?

[trail fossil]

dies

[vagrant bane]

No 2x

[trail fossil]

guys

just realized

that egg

[wide trail]

And no meal

[red hamlet]

halo

[trail fossil]

can be giftcarded

[limber moth]

Ya

[wide trail]

Have you guys ever gotten in the e ranges? I'm still on the billions. I'm fairly new but I just reached gold stake on red deck.

[vagrant bane]

Gift card egg

Miment

[zenith owl]

Had to skip for it btw

[trail fossil]

e19 max

[zenith owl]

I have a feeling this will definitely be short lived

[trail fossil]

i told you

trust in the chad

[wide trail]

Take the chad

[limber moth]

Nah skip this pack nothing good trust bro

[trail fossil]

guys why does he have so many bad eternals?

[wide trail]

Yeah I mean you have an entire slot taken by the most worthless, useless, pathetic, arbitrary joker there is.

[zenith owl]

It's not misprint fault

I didn't plan this out

[wide trail]

It's most definitely misprint's fault

[limber moth]

Yeah it kind of is ngl man

[wide trail]

Guys what's your favorite joker?

[pallid sapphire]

Burnt joker

[zenith owl]

Perkeo and triboulet

[wide trail]

Don't act all nonchalant Mr. "Yeah take the misprint" 🙏

[zenith owl]

And space joker

[wide trail]

Basic ahh

[limber moth]

I didn't see it was eternal if I knew that I never would said nothing

[wide trail]

That's why you should double-check before giving advice

[pallid sapphire]

I was playing 5 high cards per round for a run yesterday for like 6 rounds and space joker only activated once

[zenith owl]

My boy space joker upgraded my hands four times in a row once

Lady luck was being kind to me

[limber moth]

Awesome

[zenith owl]

They don't call him space joker for nothing

[wide trail]

You know that joker than gives money for each played face card that was 1/2? I had a run where it didn't miss once and I had no dice.

[zenith owl]

Business card

[limber moth]

Da business card one

[wide trail]

Yeah that one

Anyways my favorites are forever bloodstone and throwback

[zenith owl]

Speak of the devil himself

I legit just started this run like two seconds ago

[wide trail]

Are you a mobile player?

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[wide trail]

Me too

Balatro definitely has favorites

Negative cola is crazy 😭

[misty arch]

What are the coolest looking negatives, in you guys' opinion?

I'll start: i think dusk looks amazing

[visual island]

never seen a negative before

[wispy sphinx]

im starting out and i just got blueprint

kind of unsure regarding what's the best position rn

should i put it next to odd todd or the pirate

like

i can't quite see what's more efficient

[misty arch]

Copy the acrobat on your final hand, otherwise probably just copy the swashbuckler

It really depends

If you're playing 5 odd cards the odd todd would be better

[cursive kernel]

stupid stupid game

[wispy sphinx]

yeah okay

fair enough

[fleet marsh]

you could maybe win that

with the steel

oh nevermind its the flint

[cursive kernel]

really wish i got an eternal swashbuckler

[undone tiger]

Finally :,DD

[fleet marsh]

wait no the straight

[cursive kernel]

5133W7Z8

[edgy shale]

Which one should I take chat?

[lethal owl]

Goodnight guys

Keep on gambling

[wide trail]

Baron

[fleet marsh]

hologram

[solar portal]

hologram

[tacit bronze]

my 150th joker unlock, i got my 149th like a month before this

[limber moth]

i vote hologram

[wispy sphinx]

thoughts on the voucher that gives -1 ante

im at final boss rn and it's the very large blind

[solar portal]

it can be good but i personally dont like it

[wispy sphinx]

not very confident

[tacit bronze]

hologram

[solar portal]

hologram is so much better than baron unless ur going for like an highscore run

[limber moth]

not good to use on the final ante, it just buys you more time to build your deck, but if you use it on the last boss of the game it'll make you redo it to win

[wispy sphinx]

im at this point

[limber moth]

I wouldnt buy it

[wispy sphinx]

okay

is vc a thing in here or no

[red hamlet]

nah

[wispy sphinx]

wondering if there are no vcs at all or if i just don't have the role or something

okay

[red hamlet]

no vcs

[wispy sphinx]

odd

[red hamlet]

hard to moderate

[wispy sphinx]

i guess

fair enough

[red hamlet]

public server so, not that odd

[wispy sphinx]

i see

[solar portal]

kinda fair tbh but i wish there could be vc without people being idiots

[misty arch]

Bro i still don't have stone joker😭

I have like 800h of playtime, i've gotten naninf unseeded twice with different strategies, and almost beaten all decks gold stake

[fleet marsh]

my last joker was triboulet

[misty arch]

I never see that thing because i never get stoned

[tacit bronze]

i only have it cuz of a fully chip built on plasma

[wispy sphinx]

won the run

2nd run i win so far

[limber moth]

Yippee hooray only like 500 more to go!

You got this homie C++ all the way

[wispy sphinx]

xd

why 500 to go

[wispy sphinx]

honestly odd todd is my goat

first win was with this joker too

love this fella

[wispy sphinx]

xd

[limber moth]

abstract joker my top homie never lets me down frfr

[red hamlet]

+15 is so weak sauce

[tacit bronze]

its way less but still in the hundreds, 15 decks, 8 ante, 20 challenges, assuming you beat a deck in a stake then move on to the next 1, minimum is 140 wins

[limber moth]

thats why I get negatives

[tacit bronze]

but the perfect sauce is early ante

[limber moth]

thats right abstract joker is AWESOME

[pallid sapphire]

Me when I get square joker one round too late and missed out on 16 chips

[red hamlet]

🥱 onyx agate is 35

[tacit bronze]

abstract is common so easier to obtain, thats why hes also my goat

[limber moth]

amen brother amen

[steady roost]

save yourselves, new carti sucks

😢

[limber moth]

I already knew that. Wanna know how? I'm psychic

[keen willow]

Alr game

[limber moth]

hell yea

remember to use your hex

[steady roost]

like the balatro boss

[limber moth]

exactly

cardi didn't play 5 cards that's why it sucks

[dapper wing]

if the world is against me I know throwback will be with me🔥✊

[tacit bronze]

bro, im planning to listen to it fully later in the day, i cant believe that for 5 years, carti overcook this album

[severe geode]

Cartis new album legitimately has only one singular kind of good song

Out of 30

How do you fail this bad

[fleet marsh]

CARTI DROPPED

[severe geode]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[fleet marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/playboi-carti-playboi-carti-dancecarti-gif-1369910845517190782

https://tenor.com/view/playboi-carti-gif-10051741773277194341

[late lynx]

RAHHHH

[undone tiger]

XDD

[celest dust]

carti dropped

ts shit soo ass 😭

6 years for what

[frozen hound]

What the best strat for checkered deck?

[grave gust]

Flush

[frozen hound]

Ok

[plain flint]

Anyone got the driving balatro edit

[frozen hound]

what are some good jokers?

[keen willow]

People be like: oh I have all my life ahead
No, the plant is coming!

[steady roost]

he aint even drop 2024

cmon dawg

[keen willow]

Of course

[plain flint]

The one where a clown is driving while playing balatro and a kid stock image is infront of the car

[fierce nexus]

La Planta...

[frozen hound]

I think ur just schitzofrenic

[fierce nexus]

It exists

They're not schizophrenic

[frozen hound]

Schizophrenic*

[fierce nexus]

And I will help them find it

[dapper dust]

When you get polychrome spare trousers it should get renamed "technicolour trousers"

[plain flint]

Thanks discord person

[frozen hound]

Holy I cant type

[plain flint]

I appreciate the camaraderie

[keen willow]

Yes

But DC mobile is doing his thing

[fierce nexus]

Tch I just found it

I got beaten to it 😭

[plain flint]

I wish you all a merry christmas

[fierce nexus]

Thanks. I hope you have a lovely Christmas as well

[plain flint]

Except the guy who called me schizo and mistyped the word

He gets coal

[keen willow]

If I had it on English I would have got luchador 100%

[fierce nexus]

Yeah frfr

[wide trail]

can someone walk me through a run? I can't beat gold stake on red deck

[plain flint]

[young haven]

holy SHIT this game is addictive

did this in one hand imagine the chimpout i just had

also based mods for no image perm restriction

[turbid ermine]

nice

oh... no wonder why it was so easy... i thought i was on purple... im on white

[dapper dust]

I hate that changes to the game difficulty sometimes don't stick

you change the difficulty, play a game, and the next game, it's back to what it was before

[young haven]

i just won the game bro

[turbid ermine]

aint no way, i just got ante 1 blueprint

[young haven]

straight is already level 7 + x12 straight mul joker when the goal is only 2k chips

[turbid ermine]

and i got enough cash

[dapper dust]

woot, what difficulty?

[dapper dust]

Watch it now not give you any worthwhile joker to copy

[young haven]

and here i was losing my fucking mind because i got 14d banned in league and didnt know what else to play LMFAO

[young haven]

i downloaded the game like an hour ago

lole

[turbid ermine]

exactly

[dapper dust]

nice!

gz on the first win

now do it again, but harder!

[young haven]

lel im just kidding i dont think im even 10% into it but my build is pretty much guaranteeing me a round clear everytime i play a straight

does balatro even have an end

or does this game keep going on getting more difficult till you lose

[crisp ingot]

Just got my first unseeded win

[main laurel]

sort of

[main laurel]

yes

[young haven]

yes to both
lol ok

[split siren]

I broke the game xD

The ankh just be there now

[uncut magnet]

Yes, there are different difficulties after you beat white stake. Each one being harder than the last with unique challenges. Also, the game eventually gets to the you can beat it by getting nanif which means you can’t score any higher cause the game bugs out lol. Beating the game is getting every deck unlocked and beaten on gold stake, all jokers gold stake wins, and all challenges completed. You can easily put 200hrs into this game.

@young haven

[pale crypt]

lol.

[uncut magnet]

Then you can do some crazy ass builds with certain jokers. Straights are cool but wait till you do baron or sum shit

[uncut magnet]

Oh noice

Free money

[gusty hinge]

uhhh... this is ante 1 round 1...

[gusty hinge]

I used brainstorm for perkeo but the rest is natural

[uncut magnet]

Seeded fr

[pale crypt]

I got my own card 😭

[gusty hinge]

No

And I even got burnt from wraith

[uncut magnet]

Dude seek baron double perks

Or nvm thought I saw anke

[opal sonnet]

what would be the most optimal order for this deck?

[spring goblet]

Guys can someone check on my seed? Its in seeds and theres a photo

[undone tiger]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1350098422237106187
Guys, can you take a look and tell me what do you think? 🤔

[marsh raptor]

dna to leftmost for the card you want to be copied

and then move the polychrome to leftmost for scoring

[uncut magnet]

You should double dna at the beginning to copy the card that works best for you build then swap to either mult joker or maybe one of the x jokers

Yeah

[low hornet]

get rid of half joker bro

[uncut magnet]

Don’t troll like that

[low hornet]

?

[opal sonnet]

alr thx

[low hornet]

half joker doesn't contribute late game

find a better xmult or chips

[uncut magnet]

He doesn’t have any other mult joker rn though lol

[uncut magnet]

Find is crazy more like be blessed

[low hornet]

lmao hes obviously on a lategame and has leveled his hands

+20 doesn't do anything there lol

[opal sonnet]

im ante 7

[low hornet]

up to you

im definitely not trolling

also copy dna always

[uncut magnet]

Yeah definitely find one if you plan on going later game. But the build is kinda a temu build anyways and won’t get Nan or e so

[low hornet]

play with brainstorm

[red hamlet]

Copy dna, play your best card to copy
Then copy trio and play 3oak of that card

[opal sonnet]

alr

[red hamlet]

If you can, find a better xmult than card sharp

Since you want to play 3oak at least to get trio benefits

[opal sonnet]

i broke gros michel so rn im praying for cavendish

[red hamlet]

That'd do it

[low hornet]

also hed get the xmult before +mult thats why he needs to get rid of half joker

[red hamlet]

Doesn't matter

Brainstorm copies it

What is useless there is cardsharp since he needs to play 3oak twice

[vagrant lance]

this game is mad good bro

[gusty hinge]

I got super shit shops after this and I lost

:(

[red hamlet]

It's almost like baron is dogshit early antes and only really pog for endless

[uncut magnet]

Nooooo

[uncut magnet]

True 😞

[red hamlet]

early baron only hte play if you have other mults going to keep you alive

[opal sonnet]

what do i sell for bluepring