🎙・server-chat

[frail stirrup]

easiest

[red hamlet]

cheat /s

use the deck that starts with 2 fools
get an egg
rip a temperance

[frail stirrup]

ooooo

makes a lot of sense

[red hamlet]

dice + business card

mime and gold cards

[frail stirrup]

it's the only joker i don't have unlocked

[red hamlet]

it's just sattelite anyways

[stoic veldt]

this is gaming

[frail stirrup]

eh doesn't matter i just wanna complete the collection

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-insane-cat-crazy-cat-tweaking-gif-3749357198658649145

[frail stirrup]

i'm cooking

[red hamlet]

cooked on eggs

[main laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[slim junco]

I like this game a lot it makes me really happy

[summer thicket]

Why art thou being so serious?

[thick river]

any fate fans!!!

[frail stirrup]

what do you mean matador doesnt work on the tooth

makes no damn sense

[red hamlet]

average matador moment

[slim junco]

is it okay to play this game during ramadan?

[shy viper]

His eight dollar cost one dollar to make

[fierce nexus]

Can you load PC balatro saves in android balatro?

[final delta]

yes

just don't eat gros michael or Cavendish

[neon mulch]

Just use Neuralink

[fierce nexus]

Icky

[thorny skiff]

Avoid food jokers and lusty joker

[neon mulch]

Ikr

[thorny skiff]

And you'll get unseeded ante 39

(Real)

[neon mulch]

39 is naneinf?

[fierce nexus]

Yucky

[neon mulch]

Yummy

[fierce nexus]

[neon mulch]

Oh hell nah

[fierce nexus]

Idiot

[neon mulch]

That emote is kinda disgusting

Just a little bit

[fierce nexus]

Like u

[neon mulch]

Hey

[fierce nexus]

:3

[neon mulch]

3:

Its got a moustache

[fierce nexus]

[fierce nexus]

[neon mulch]

:>

[graceful moat]

this sounds crazy however

[fierce nexus]

[graceful moat]

i am making a Unity remake of Balatro so there's less crashes

i just finished the card dragging

[neon mulch]

Balatro has never crashed to me

[neon mulch]

Do you mean on console?

[graceful moat]

it crashes frequently for me

[remote field]

can riff raff create eternal jokers on black chip runs?

[fierce nexus]

Make it in rust so it's blazing fast even in naneinf territory

[graceful moat]

oh yeah

[sweet cosmos]

any tips on beating the omelette? got completionist but never dared to try challenges lol

[graceful moat]

also im gonna be adding NO LIMIT ON SCORE

[neon mulch]

Do you need free help?

I would be interested helping

[graceful moat]

if youre interested then yes, by all means

i shall set up a github

[neon mulch]

We can use unity collab

[graceful moat]

i dont know anything about unity

how do i do that

[fierce nexus]

No

[remote field]

ok thank god

[neon mulch]

What time zone are u in

[remote field]

can it create enhanced jokers ?

[graceful moat]

EST (GMT -5:00)

[neon mulch]

No

[solemn elm]

No

[remote field]

ty ty

[fierce nexus]

Yes but rarely

[sweet cosmos]

trying to start out a balatro competitor in this state on the balatro discord is crazy 💀 you guys are gonna 'spiderman lotus' this so hard lmao

[solemn elm]

Editioned yes

[remote field]

never used it before

so no eternals, but foil/ holo/ poly is possible

[sweet cosmos]

yeah

[fierce nexus]

Mhm

[graceful moat]

yeah but i'm insane and can compile python code

[sweet cosmos]

on a long enough scale, riff raff spawns every common joker in the game as a negative :3

[fierce nexus]

Hmm.

[graceful moat]

what's your OS?

@fierce nexus

[fierce nexus]

I'm in my phone rn

[graceful moat]

damn

[fierce nexus]

Android

[neon mulch]

[graceful moat]

i was working on an android apk for my thing but its still not working

[fierce nexus]

And I'm not running executables from randoms in discord sorry

[graceful moat]

ahh

i was gonna send you ferret.exe

[neon mulch]

My uncle died because of thar

[cerulean sparrow]

You will be moves to team BLIND in 5 seconds if the teams are still not balanced.

[neon mulch]

@graceful moat do you mind showing me what you have so far?

[solemn elm]

yes, same with negative.

[fierce nexus]

Huh?

[neon mulch]

On vc

[remote field]

oh really? thanks

[graceful moat]

:)

[neon mulch]

A fucking ferret

[cerulean sparrow]

You are now Small Blind!
The teams have been autobalanced.

[remote field]

wow it just did it lol

[fierce nexus]

Lucky

[neon mulch]

It smells like fresh paint

[graceful moat]

yeah how do we do unity collab?

[neon mulch]

Nah first on vc

[graceful moat]

sure, call me

[remote field]

didnt give me a 2nd joker thoug even tho i had a space because of the negative

[neon mulch]

One sec

Windows decided to update

[sweet cosmos]

yes but have you ever tried to do balatro in minecraft

[fierce nexus]

Now do it only with redstone

[sweet cosmos]

(which turns out to just be 3d balatro when enough resource pack shenanigans are applied)

((had more videos of ""gameplay"" (drawing cards and hand identification) but not much more than this))

[slim junco]

hows everyone. distract me LOL since the anesthesia has worn off. had a small surgery few hours ago. nothing big but still pain lol.

[crystal pelican]

Hey guys anyone knows when Balatro is getting an update ?

[solemn elm]

2025

[fierce nexus]

Sometime in the future. Not this very second.

[solemn elm]

it's confirmed for this year, that's all we know

[slim junco]

mods are fun tho. try some mods that gives tons of jokers and a few decks. changes some gameplay and lets you play for another few hours. but i seggest mod chat for some suggestions

[red hamlet]

oooo, you wanna play league of legends, ooooo

[slim junco]

what no hell no lmao

[red hamlet]

bro is clearly not on anesthesia

[crystal pelican]

I play in mobile :/

[slim junco]

if i do that i throw my sanity away

[slim junco]

ah sorry!!

[crystal pelican]

But we have a date ?

[red hamlet]

yeah

2025

[crystal pelican]

No worries 😉

[red hamlet]

Someday/Somemonth/2025 to be specific

[bright scroll]

if i sell a showman does its effects apply to the next shop?

[crystal pelican]

Oh right just 2025 😂

[crystal pelican]

Atleast is this year

[red hamlet]

🗿 you can't be saying that when this shit is on your steam page

[glacial badger]

new pb

[slim junco]

you stalker

[crystal pelican]

What games u play besides Balatro ?

[slim junco]

it prob makes it worse but eh thats not all the hours

[slim junco]

got few thousends on xbox too LOLLL

[red hamlet]

🗿

silence

the nerd is speaking

[slim junco]

LIL

[slim junco]

dont even i beg lmao

[crystal pelican]

Omg

[red hamlet]

[slim junco]

ah makes sense. welcome guardian

[dapper wing]

this lineup is goddamn brutal, too bad i was only on green stake

[red hamlet]

no dice
weaksauce

[dapper wing]

painted deck what do you want me to do

[slim junco]

well destiny not anymore but yea mostely all kinds i guess?? i have a destinytattoo too. but yea mostely the new games tho like poe2 monster hunter wilds. balatro itself and eh yea gta at times i guess

[turbid ermine]

I got no idea how I made it this far

[red hamlet]

500 chips from stunted men on plasma

• 250 from the brain

• more from ballot retriggering played cards

add in misprint mult
add them together and split evenly

[turbid ermine]

and also the tarot that makes cards give more chips

[red hamlet]

plasma moment, squared score

plasma is just stupid

and so fucking dumb

[turbid ermine]

I like plasma

[red hamlet]

and i hate everything about it

[turbid ermine]

Wait until you see painted deck

[red hamlet]

really wish they separated scores per deck

would be cool to just
fucking ignore plasma

[slim junco]

gold stake is tough with that joker setup tho. you gonna need more then lmao. unless you go for straights i guess. i had a tough time going trough gold stake with chips only

[turbid ermine]

just don’t play plasma

[red hamlet]

if she gets that setup on gold, it's also gg ez win

[slim junco]

3 stuntmans mweh

[solemn elm]

3 stunts doesn't win against vessel at gold stake

[turbid ermine]

I kept playing high card and it just kept working

[red hamlet]

just don't roll vessel 4head

[slim junco]

lmao

[red hamlet]

or play the other 2 hands she got

[slim junco]

everytime my gf sees me playing the game she calls it ballnutro..

[solemn elm]

Again, doesn't work

375^2 is only 140k

you need 1600 chips to 4-shot vessel

[slim junco]

yep its tough. you gonna need to go for straights then and some good playing cards for chips

i just hope they release more chip jokers. like idk x2 chip jokers

[solemn elm]

No

xChips only changes 2 things compared to xMult

Joker Ordering
and Plasma

[slim junco]

so?

[red hamlet]

yaaaawn dude

[solemn elm]

It's not unique enough to even change anything

[red hamlet]

next update remove plasma deck now that would be so cool

[solemn elm]

on 14/15 decks it only changes joker ordering with chips

[slim junco]

thats amazing

[solemn elm]

compared to xmult

[red hamlet]

ikr?

[slim junco]

theres enough jokers that are useless already. so.

[undone tiger]

14/15?

[solemn elm]

it changes the actual scoring math on plasma

on others it doesn't, besides joker ordering

[solemn elm]

I'd rather not add to the pool.

[undone tiger]

E chips with wee fr

[red hamlet]

🗿 there's weak for the sake of jokers existing for early game and then there's litearlly fucking useless on every deck except 1

[undone tiger]

WRONG

[solemn elm]

It's not even that it's useless, it's that it's not unique enough to even change anything lol

you're basically just adding another xmult joker

Wow. Original. Lol

[red hamlet]

like wow, mouldy cavendish, x3 chips
soo cool

mfw math is the same

[solemn elm]

math is the same on 14 of the 15 decks. exactly

commutative property and all

[red hamlet]

nerd

with big words

[slim junco]

well. i am not a dev. i just tell what i would like. i get it or dont. anyhow i enjoy the game so. i let them cook. and i eat.

[red hamlet]

you're asking them to cook the same shit they've been cooking

but call it something different

[solemn elm]

also its been suggested a lot

which is why i have those points on hand

that it's basically the same thing as xmults, bar 2 scenarios

[slim junco]

hey its not bad to cook the same thing over! look at mc donalds. they cook the same thing over and over ppl still enjoy it lmao

[red hamlet]

maybe in america

we actually get new things here in europe

[slim junco]

i am dutch so.

[red hamlet]

mmm, bike and fighting the sea

[neon mulch]

fortinaiti e la babacii

[red hamlet]

🤌 Si

[slim junco]

lmao its terrible tho. kids on fatbikes.

[red hamlet]

🙏 praying they bring back the mcspicy

[undone tiger]

Me cago en todo tio que leñes, viva españa coño ✊

[red hamlet]

and the spicy nuggets

[slim junco]

those were amazing.

[solemn elm]

habla inglés

[red hamlet]

raaaaaaaah, PEAK

[regal latch]

I was so sad when i found out they were limited time

[red hamlet]

🙏 BRO THE MCBITES?

PEAK

[undone tiger]

el yeye estaba hablando italiano 😔

[regal latch]

There's no more point to going to McDonalds without the spicy nuggets

[slim junco]

they also have the new fries with the new sause here tho. idk if its there too but holy its good

[red hamlet]

well that and the boycott

they also don't deliver to where i live rn

[regal latch]

True, but purely food wise the spicy nuggets were the only good thing

[red hamlet]

cause the closest mcdonalds that would be available for delivy is on a highway lmfao

[undone tiger]

I love macdonalds

[solemn elm]

McDonald's my hatred

[regal latch]

https://tenor.com/view/akainu-vs-aokiji-one-piece-akainu-aokiji-luffy-gif-18756863

[red hamlet]

oh sick

is that bleach

[regal latch]

Would rather have dino nuggets tbh I'm just a child like that

[red hamlet]

love that anime

[regal latch]

No, it's Solo Leveling

[red hamlet]

saem thing

[undone tiger]

Its redo of healer

[regal latch]

Neon Genesis Evangellion, actually

[graceful moat]

https://github.com/SingeStheos/Canio

[steep sable]

How does The Soul Seed analyzer work?

[solemn elm]

your question is too vague

[graceful moat]

once the port is reasonably similar to Balatro i will be privating it to avoid copyright infringement

[solemn elm]

but I'll try and answer

it just shows you the shop queue and what packs contain

[graceful moat]

i dont want to redistribute balatro in any way for free

[steep sable]

Like The Soul Seed Analyzer by MathIsFun?

[steep sable]

Yeah but how?

[solemn elm]

ask MathIsFun0 if you want to know more about it

[steep sable]

Do they have a discord account I can message?

[solemn elm]

mathisfun_ is their discord iirc

[steep sable]

What does iirc mean?

[graceful moat]

if i remember correctly, it means if i remember correctly

[steep sable]

I see what you did there 😜

[grizzled socket]

You aren’t the first person to ask this in the recent ten minutes or so

[twilit bone]

god appears in unexpected ways...

[regal latch]

Ok?

[dawn coral]

tempting propositions here

[regal latch]

Immo

Immo and Trance ggs

[wraith current]

does the idol trigger when steel cards are scored? im guessing not but can someone confirm pls...

[dawn coral]

i could take the risk and try to ankh chad

[regal latch]

No, Idol is played cards

[dawn coral]

or i could seal and cryptid

[regal latch]

Steel cards are held in hand if that's what you mean

[regal latch]

But immo money....

What's your main hand?

[agile pawn]

i'd do immolate and then cryptid mayb

[dawn coral]

so far full houses and two pairs

[wraith current]

thanks 🙏

[dawn coral]

trying to develop is a bit difficult, especially since they were putting infinite jimbo on my screen twice

[regal latch]

I would probably immolate and trance because more planets is good for the slower scaling two pair and immolate is free money

[dawn coral]

immolate spared two aces and a 2

[regal latch]

Build toward aces

[wraith current]

is that an eternal base jimbo?

[rich viper]

Chat I'm going schizo due to this game

[dull verge]

Ik exactly where she is. I have been there a few times

[verbal zephyr]

eternal jimbo

[agile pawn]

who wouldn't take an eternal jimbo

smh

[agile pawn]

black stake and above just be like that though

[rich viper]

I hate you

[dawn coral]

aura sigil ankh deja for a jumbo lmao

[agile pawn]

sometimes have to take a bad eternal to survive

[rich viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1286459003047776368/4x-2.gif

[wraith current]

for +4 mult??

[dull verge]

Don't worry,you got to wait in line.

[agile pawn]

they have a holograph jimbo

so +14 mult

[wraith current]

ok yeah thats worth

[rich viper]

but I WANT MY WIN NOW

[dull verge]

Dont worry you just got to grind a bit and think about what all works well together and what does not

[dawn coral]

duped my chad and got a blueprint after lmao

[dull verge]

Dang.

[wraith current]

im on ante 19 and still no overstock or antimatter im cooked

[dull verge]

I my. You may want to get that ASAP

[agile pawn]

when will i be able to escape the photochad

[dull verge]

If you even can

[undone tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/pestrica-absolute-cinema-jester-cinema-kino-gif-5627700555368529313

[wraith current]

the rng can be rough sometimes daddy

[dawn coral]

century egg appeared in shop

[red hamlet]

Me

[lapis latch]

Hi

[red hamlet]

Bye

[lapis latch]

What

[remote field]

is it possible to get neg joker tag ante 1?

[lapis latch]

Nop

I dont think so

[remote field]

im trying to find a list of what tags can appear ante 1

[twilit bone]

no, only at ante 2+

[remote field]

ok ty, any others locked out of ante 1?

[dawn coral]

i think i'm starting to cook

[twilit bone]

only these

[remote field]

fab thankis

[dawn coral]

econ on ante 1 is criminal honestly

[twilit bone]

np

[dawn coral]

like i don't want to skip an ante for just 4 dollars

[regal latch]

But on gold stake that investment tag on ante 1 round 1

[graceful moat]

my balatro port to unity is now public for you to download, it's still very basic but you can check it out and watch as new releases are made. later today there should be a new version with the background swirls like in the game

https://github.com/SingeStheos/Canio

[remote field]

ive been clikcing new run until i get decent tags ante 1

[wraith current]

you can hold R to make it faster

[remote field]

R on what?

[graceful moat]

R

[solar portal]

WAIT I JUST TRIED IT

IT WORKS

THIS IS GONNA SAVE ME SO MUCH TIME LOL

[wraith current]

R

[solar portal]

thank you

[solar portal]

press r on your keyboard it resets the run

[wraith current]

brainstorm mod does auto rerolls for you too even faster

[frail stirrup]

hell yeah finally last joker unlocked

[remote field]

oh wow didnt know that ty

[solar portal]

i didn't either

[remote field]

litterally been clicking settings new run etc over and over

[solar portal]

same

[dawn coral]

my hand managed to shape itself like a cute little flipped bird right now

[remote field]

is there a risk of accidentally pressing and losing your runmidway through ?

[solar portal]

you have to hold r for a teeny bit so if you're somewhat careful probably not

[wraith current]

you have to hold it for a bit to trigger

so surely I risk it all for the ankh right?

[rugged spire]

holy

ante 3 btw

what a run

[tough edge]

how do i play it

[remote field]

what does the 2nd joker do ?

[rugged spire]

showman

allows jokers to spawn multiple times

it allowed me to get 2 brainstorms

somehow

[graceful moat]

go to the releases section on the right, click the latest release, download Canio-v0.0.5.zip. right click to create a random card, left click to drag it around. it should be known the game is definitely NOT finished yet

[rugged spire]

thats wild.

[frail osprey]

hey where do i talk about "please help my balatro broke and i need to fix it"

[rugged spire]

WOW

WOWOWOWOWO

THE BEST RUN IVE EVER HAD

[hybrid swan]

throw away seltzer

[dapper wing]

grr….

[rugged spire]

sorry to spam but then i get an invisible joker?.

what is this run.

[dapper wing]

send the seed I gotta see this shit

[rugged spire]

ofc

can i find it mid run?

[regal latch]

No

Either win ante 8 or die

[rugged spire]

VX9N1E2E

there

[regal latch]

What

[rugged spire]

go to options and its there

[verbal zephyr]

isn’t that only if you’re doing a seeded run

[agile pawn]

yeah

[rugged spire]

i guess so

i got to ante 2 on this like 5 mins ago

and ot annoyed

so i replayed it

LMAO

[verbal zephyr]

valid

[rugged spire]

i failed on ante 2 with 2 brinstorms

and ive never seen that so i restarted

[dapper wing]

lost to what

[rugged spire]

didnt think it would be this wild tho

[wraith current]

ante 22 now and still no antimatter or overstock am I cooked

[rugged spire]

well i thought 2 brainstorms + photograph would be enough

but i lied to myself apparently

[dapper wing]

but what blind killed you

[rugged spire]

boss blind

it was heart cards

[wraith current]

bruh

[rugged spire]

and i had made 3 of my face cards hearts

not realising

im still fairly new to this game

so

[rugged spire]

ive never got past like ante 13?

idk how

i need help, so obviously im going to be playin alot of face cards this game

[wraith current]

im unseeded ante 22 rn but gonna be cooked vry soon

[rugged spire]

do i bother with steel cards?

and if so where do i put it on

[static sage]

does the 10 of spades seed just
not have spectral packs or something

[static sage]

steel cards are good

put em on cards that u wont use

for example if ur playing photochad put it on a 3

<@&1133519078540185692>

[dawn coral]

got the head with bloodstone the run is going for the throat

[wraith current]

dont click that link

[swift sail]

pew pew

[rugged spire]

right okay

[dapper wing]

finding steel joker would also be good but u need to be consistent with chariot n shit

or incantation / grim / whatever tf

[rugged spire]

yea but surely im needing to play like

full house with joker

or do i go for molre of a highcard run

[wraith current]

steel cards are great. this run took a lot of setup tho to fully utilize them with baron. got an early perkeo

[static sage]

their better lategame tbh

best with baron mime

[rugged spire]

UM

YOU SAID ABOUT STEEL CARD JOKER?

THIS RUN LOL

[static sage]

wheres the chad

[dapper wing]

steel jockler

[static sage]

photo no chad

[rugged spire]

whats chad

💀

[static sage]

hanging chad

[rugged spire]

is that the repeat one

[wraith current]

wait till you find out

[rugged spire]

where it repeats twice for the first card played

or smth

[static sage]

yeah

[dawn coral]

why does it feel like bloodstone has a wheel of fortune coin flip

[rugged spire]

should i keep hologram or get steel joker instead?

i have invisible joker tready too

[static sage]

keep holo

holo scales better

alot better

[drowsy solstice]

i almost won im actually so upset 😥😥

[rugged spire]

should i sell invis now

or wait?

[wraith current]

I say sell holo then sell invis then roll for chad

what is your holo at rn?

[rugged spire]

i sold invis

it um

made another brainstorm

[static sage]

amazing

thats the best outcome

[drowsy solstice]

I will win one day

[zenith condor]

wsp

[rugged spire]

only ante 5 btw

[static sage]

actually no the best outcome wouldve been copying blueprint but

eh

[zenith condor]

look at this crazy ahh seed

[static sage]

brainstorm mod

[dawn coral]

why

[dapper wing]

what’s with ppl getting cool seeds and I only get shit 💔

[rugged spire]

this is my first good seed

in 40 hours

[static sage]

they use the brainstorm mod to filter out unviable seeds

[remote field]

ooof just got double $25 tag ante 1🤑

[rugged spire]

@static sage

am i going for

[zenith condor]

whats that

[rugged spire]

glass or steel

i feel liek glass red seal might be better

[zenith condor]

i just joined this server to flex lmao

[static sage]

glass probably sence ur playing photochad

[rugged spire]

i wanna go nane inf

[zenith condor]

been playing for 3 days

[static sage]

then youll need baron mime

and perkeo

[rugged spire]

right

and how do i reliable get those

cause im full

[static sage]

u dont

[rugged spire]

LMAO

pray for negative?

[static sage]

ones a legendary, ones a rare, and ones a uncommon

[rugged spire]

im running double tag deck so

[dapper wing]

I heard it’s possible to get naneinf without perkeo but you’ll prob need some aggressive deck fixing

[remote field]

i had my first baron/ mime combo yday it was unreal

[zenith condor]

crazy

[vivid island]

free x2.25 mult

[static sage]

10 of spades run is going pretty well

[rugged spire]

is this kinda mid

or should i make lots of it

[static sage]

change it to glass and red seal with deja vu and justice

then dna it

[regal latch]

Make a lot of them and then eventually pivot to red seel glass

[rugged spire]

right okay

thank you guys

<3

and um

what planet cards?

5 of a kind?

[cursive fractal]

Make lots of them and make sure to keep 1 or 2 of them held in hand on your winning hand (don’t sacrifice the win for it tho)

Also get some retriggers man jeez

[rugged spire]

yea im working on it..

only ante 6

so i got time

[static sage]

f5 and highcard

[cursive fractal]

Flush 5 or 4oak

Do NOT go 5oak

[turbid ermine]

So close

[static sage]

violet vessel moment 😔

[cursive fractal]

Rip

[cursive fractal]

Aight

[turbid ermine]

I only needed a second flush and I would of beaten it

[wraith current]

so sad. the boss this ante was serpent too, my last hope was rerolling for burglar. sadly not to be. unseeded too

[final delta]

okay imma sound like such a bad player here but any advice for green stake i keep dying on ante 5-6

[final delta]

that's a insane run wtf

[rugged spire]

LADS

HELP

RN

PLS

I GOT DNA

WHAT AM I SWAPPING IT FOR

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cursive fractal]

You should’ve skipped to the boss to survive one more round…

[wraith current]

maybe yeah

i misplayed and thought I would have enough

[final delta]

what's ur deck like

[autumn cobalt]

chat do i soul card this

[rugged spire]

thats it rn

what is this run its so godlike

i need dna surely

its such a needbe no/

[wraith current]

what is your holo at?

[rugged spire]

4.25

dna would skyrocket that

surely

5 cards a round?

[final delta]

its difficult because u only have 1 poly card and ur deck fixing still needs work so it would be hard to find it

[cursive fractal]

Unless the x32 on the first face card ain’t enough, you should probably sell holo

[rugged spire]

you think?

im thinking i can breeze through the rounds

dna making +1x every time

[cursive fractal]

Holo doesn’t go far into endless, if your goal is to win the run, ignore dna, if you want to go endless, sell holo

[rugged spire]

right

got it

[cursive fractal]

You still will need retriggers at some point

[rugged spire]

ik..

im scared

[wraith current]

sell dna later for chad and also hope for ecto and deja vu rng

[cursive fractal]

And when the deck is full of one card and is thinned enough you could maybe gun for an idol

Though that would take some balls to do

[autumn cobalt]

wtf

[final delta]

what about sock as well?

[cursive fractal]

And sock yeah

[cursive fractal]

Tf

[rugged spire]

do i just keep dna'ing these?

[cursive fractal]

This is the wackiest run I’ve seen in a while

[rugged spire]

or am i inting the run by doin that

i could play safe and dna the steels but idk

[final delta]

but u guys got any advice for green stake? I keep dying ante 5-6

[cursive fractal]

You’re going for a face card build with photo so that wouldn’t work

[wraith current]

prioritize econ and interest early on

[tawny pasture]

Planets are your friends. So are blue and purple seals.

[cursive fractal]

You should copy one card and one card only for it work for when you go for idol

[wraith current]

also most skips are not worth it to take except for ante 1 investment tag imo

[tawny pasture]

Deck fixing and good econ solves most problems in balatro

[final delta]

Thank you!

[cursive fractal]

There is nothing ever as too much hanged man (unless you’re below 30 cards somehow)

[final delta]

I had a deck with 19 cards i got carried away

[proud talon]

how do u obtain the last 3 planet cards?

for collection

[cursive fractal]

I mean, it’s kind of a good problem to have?

It’s easy to fix ig

[wraith current]

you have to play the hand first for them to pop up

[autumn cobalt]

finally, gold stake ghost deck

[wraith current]

five of a kind, flush five and flush house

[rugged spire]

VX9N1E2E is ths seed

if you wanna give it a try

[tawny pasture]

You need to play and unlock the secret hands for them to show up in packs

[final delta]

I was doing a Baron mime run at the time so my deck was literally just red seal steel kings

[proud talon]

ahh ight

[cursive fractal]

That’s good

[proud talon]

is flush five like a flush with 5 of the same card

number

[tawny pasture]

Yup

[proud talon]

👌

[final delta]

then I ran into the holy grail negative dna

man I am terrified for gold stake 😭🙏

[cursive fractal]

That’s some drspectred ahh stuff 😭

[steady roost]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[rugged spire]

guys..

did i make a dumb mistake

by dna'ing jokers

instead of kings

[final delta]

he's a god send honestly

[steady roost]

what

[rugged spire]

nvm my jk had the seals

[final delta]

how do u even dna jokers what?

[remote field]

wow look what just popped up in a pack

[rugged spire]

i meant

[steady roost]

jacks?

[rugged spire]

jacks

ye

[steady roost]

photocard?

[final delta]

don't worry u can strength them

[remote field]

polychrome baron

[steady roost]

useless

as fuck

[remote field]

hardly, pair with mime

[final delta]

yeah but u need kings

[cursive fractal]

If this is not an endless run you absolutely do not take baron here 😭

[final delta]

ur only on round 2

[steady roost]

not good on stake runs

xd

[steady roost]

its blue stake

[wraith current]

baron is very niche and often not good to take

[remote field]

why nottt?

[rugged spire]

holy

negative doubletag

this could be big

[final delta]

Baron is only good in endless

[cursive fractal]

It’s hard to get enough kings in time to make it work

[steady roost]

ooooo spectral will have a soul oooooo

[wraith current]

no lol don't take the negative tag

[cursive fractal]

Baron is only an endless joker due to the time required

[rugged spire]

FUCK

I ALREADY DID

:(

[topaz bridge]

I found a broken random seed

[rugged spire]

i shouldve done spectral.

[topaz bridge]

with green deck...

[rugged spire]

mb.

do i just hold double tags and pray?

or go for the negative

[steady roost]

is this seeded

[rugged spire]

well

[steady roost]

no way it isnt

[final delta]

gonna get a negative brainstorm and mime trust

[rugged spire]

i played the run just before

[cursive fractal]

Unseeded I believe?

[rugged spire]

and i got to ante 2 with 2 brainstorms

and lost

so i got mad

and seeded it LOL

[steady roost]

can you even get brainstorm

[final delta]

yeah

[steady roost]

send the seed

[rugged spire]

so technically yes but it was my own seed that i havent seen

ofc

VX9N1E2E

[steady roost]

thanks

[rugged spire]

take first blind

gives you brainstorm in the pack

[cursive fractal]

Can’t even get brainstorm since they’re holding one already, mime isn’t the play in their run but rather sock/chad

[final delta]

oh shit yeah ur correct mb

[steady roost]

triboulet would be the play

• sock

[cursive fractal]

Btw you never know what could happen unseeded XD

[final delta]

if u guys want a insane observatory run use THEODDCA seed

[cursive fractal]

More like idol since trib doesn’t work on jacks

[rugged spire]

genuienly not bad

cause im always pairing

so x2

[steady roost]

three brainstorms

[autumn cobalt]

sometimes unseed gold stake give you 2 Chicot the goat

[rugged spire]

and scary face

genuinely not bad right??

[steady roost]

vagabond

goat

[rugged spire]

is it

idk

[wraith current]

kinda doo doo

thats why negative tags are bad

[cursive fractal]

This was an unseeded run of mine a few months back.

[rugged spire]

i forgot red seal was in spectral

[wraith current]

you want chad and/or sock next

[final delta]

Holy shit

[steady roost]

invis joker cooked

[cursive fractal]

Scary face does something

But it’s not too useful

[rugged spire]

im losing

already

[drowsy blaze]

if only i didnt buy joker😔

[cursive fractal]

The retriggering jokers did you dirty

[solar portal]

doesfour fingers let you make flush five with four cards?

it just does four of a kind if you try right?

[rugged spire]

litro

i got 200 cash

so ima roll

im able to 2 turn rn

600m

but i cant beat ante 13

rn

[keen void]

sell trib ez

nah actually the correct move there is to sell chad for sock

[cursive fractal]

Kinda? You still need 5 cards of the same rank but only 4 of them have to be of the same suit

[steady roost]

why would you grab any of these eternals

[solar portal]

interesting

thanks

[harsh tapir]

iirc it doesnt but i think you can make flush five w four hearts and a spade for example

[solar portal]

that's cool

[keen void]

i have a feeling they were in desperation mode for a few early antes

[cursive fractal]

Same

Just a lingering feeling

[keen void]

there's worse pickups than an eternal jimbo

you could get an eternal 8 ball

[steady roost]

flower pot

for one

[drowsy blaze]

it was my first black stake i was just messign around at first😭

[keen void]

yeah flower pot is awful

[cursive fractal]

Flower pot you can build around tho

Still awful but not less than jimbo

[steady roost]

thats assuming you find a smeared

[drowsy blaze]

no i fr was like i was BARELY gettin by

[keen void]

that is correct, you can do that
but you can build around ancient joker in the same way and it will be infinitely better

[rugged spire]

I LOST ON ANTE 13 AGAIN

[cursive fractal]

I know that it’s still awful but I just wouldn’t compare it to jimbo

[keen void]

this is the gambler's life

[rugged spire]

WITH THIS RUN

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[cursive fractal]

No retriggers

[rugged spire]

hm

[cursive fractal]

No retriggers = no ante 13+

[rugged spire]

there had to have been one

somewhere

[keen void]

vagabond is just here for moral support

[frozen hound]

I can’t beat red stake. I’ve been going at it for like a couple days now.

[drowsy blaze]

i think selling the chad is the move no…?

[rugged spire]

should i rerun it

[keen void]

yeah, with the chad you get 2 retriggers, with sock you get 5

[rugged spire]

and see if i can find a retrigger

[keen void]

(this is assuming you're going for a 5oak or flush 5 build)

[keen void]

you must sock your buskin

[rugged spire]

did i do everything right tho?

or is 3 brainstorm an int

[keen void]

it seems like a pretty solid high card build

ideally you would want some red seals on your steel cards

[cursive fractal]

tips for in general gameplay:

don’t forget that you can reorder your jokers, put your +mult before your xmult for maximum efficiency!

Most of your builds need to contain 3 types of scoring methods, +chips (adds chips to your score), +mult (adds mult to your base mult), and xmult (multiplies you mult even further, most powerful of the three)

Don’t underestimate planet cards, use the one that assists the hand of your build for some insane scaling over the course of you buying multiple

Try to stay above 25$ to be above interest cap to earn even more money

[rugged spire]

i got told to go for glass photograph build

[steady roost]

chips are bad in late antes no? unless on plasma

[keen void]

photograph builds are fun but they can become infinitely more powerful with a hanging chad or even a sock and buskin

[cursive fractal]

You still need chips but in the form of planet cards so I should’ve worded that differently

[vagrant wedge]

[keen void]

i love my precious wee joker but sock and buskin always has my back

[steady roost]

trading card + burnt is lowkey awaken on

like slept on but its not

[vagrant wedge]

throwback joker is the goat

[keen void]

idk i dont think a joker that only gives x1 mult is that good :)

[vagrant wedge]

plus .25 mult every blind skipped

[steep sable]

The first joker for the seed "DAD" is hallucination 😭😭😭

[vagrant wedge]

adds up quick

ok who the fuck hates the throwback that much to call themselves that

[agile pawn]

me

[vagrant wedge]

you dont understand him like i do

[dawn coral]

found an early constellation, and proceeded to never see a planet card, pack, or tag the entire rest of the run

[keen void]

throwback is just hologram if it was worse

[vagrant wedge]

i dont remember any of the joker names to try to argue about a better one

[rugged spire]

umm

i dont understadn the campfire joker

how do you "sell" a boss card

[dawn coral]

"watch me never get a planet after [picking up constellation"

*2 planetless antes later*

"I WAS JOKING"

[primal grove]

nonono
whenever you sell something you own (like a joker or consumable), resets after beating a boss blind

where did this "boss card" even come from

[rugged spire]

o i read it wrong

is it even good?

i couldnt see it being good

[spark belfry]

u deserve to lose for not getting chad

[steady roost]

"resets at boss blind" probably

[rugged spire]

ik

[primal grove]

not really unless your economy is a superpower

[molten robin]

Is it better to sell 1/3 mimes to get a x joker?

[steady roost]

x joker?

what

[fleet marsh]

no

[steady roost]

with liquidation, planets and tarots cost 1 dollar

and sell for 1 dollar

think.about that

[dawn coral]

would you rather have 1 dollar or 2 dollar

[molten robin]

I meant for something like constellation

[rugged spire]

is plasma good

for going for nane inf

[steep sable]

Ye? I don't know I've only got nane inf twice

[leaden fern]

Beyond the edge of Owlsguard is 5 dollars again because of the spring sale lol

[agile pawn]

also gold stake rentals

[primal grove]

it do help

buy for 1 dollar, instant sell for .5X mult on the ante

[dawn coral]

through the same science it takes to find the best seed, is it possible to find what could possibly be the worst seed to play with?

[keen void]

plasma is pretty much one of the only ways to actually achieve naneinf

other way is with ghost deck and perkeo

[zenith owl]

Perkeo first ante is crazy

[willow kite]

What a pack

[dawn coral]

yass queen slay

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[willow kite]

but poly red seal (i have sock and buskin)

[final delta]

how u got a poly one

[willow kite]

''Luck''

why does it still say new discoveries even tho i uncloked everything, is it like i discovered new enhancement/edition/seal combination? or something

[polar hill]

gungeon

[tacit igloo]

Yo

What do y'all know about small hand sizes

[elfin tapir]

we need a tierlist of the most annoying boss blinds to go up against

in general

[elfin tapir]

WHAT THE

[tacit igloo]

Joke run

NOT A JOKE!!!

[keen void]

not small enough. take an ecto and a ouija when you see them :)

[elfin tapir]

scratch that we need an achievement for getting a flush while up against the manacle with stuntman

[tacit igloo]

IT WAS MENT TO BE

GOT IT FROM A PACK

[elfin tapir]

that is as the cool kids say

w

[brittle dagger]

done by me before

[brittle dagger]

sir your blueprint is doing nothing

[zenith owl]

Feminist pack

[zenith owl]

The plant should be in stinky

I had tons of runs ruined by the plant

[brittle dagger]

nuh uh

it may be a joke

if your run isnt face cards plant is a joke

[willow kite]

Oh my goodness

[zenith owl]

Getting photo chad early only to be murdered by the plant

[zenith owl]

Get burglar

[brittle dagger]

thats why it isnt in joke tier

anyways ima go back to my scholar-fibonacci ace build

toodles

[polar hill]

easier to just give up on the run at this point

[zenith owl]

That's one way of fucking up yourself

[brittle dagger]

painted deck?

that s&b looks off

[slim junco]

Bro I can’t unlock stuntman to save my life. Does anyone have any tips or is it pure rng to roll the right jokers

[brittle dagger]

just play the hand you are given

in shops

[zenith owl]

Skipping is fun

[brittle dagger]

take the jokers it gives you and build around em

[zenith owl]

And deadly

[brittle dagger]

idc 😁👍

im here to have fun

[zenith owl]

Gambling = fun

[brittle dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[zenith owl]

True as a former gambler

[willow kite]

umm

[fringe light]

buh

[willow kite]

free +1 hand size on painted deck

and i just got nat negative banner

[zenith owl]

@willow kite what ante

[slim junco]

Why does it feel like my cards are watching me

[zenith owl]

Yeah

[willow kite]

10

[zenith owl]

You prob should stay away from madness joker

[willow kite]

get a therapist

[zenith owl]

He is right joker cards are kinda menacing

[willow kite]

yea

[slim junco]

I am diagnosed with something that I will not elaborate on so maybe its just me being a little crazy haha Is there a mod to change the dots? They look like eyes

[zenith owl]

Balatro is a weird game you are in space playing illegal poker hands with multiversal joker cards

It feels like a fever dream

Jimbo is probably an antagonist who trapped you in space forcing you to play untill you die repeatedly and forever which is like a cruel jail

It's like one night at flumpty's flumpty bumpty can control time and space and is abusing his power to force you to play a deadly game

[slim junco]

What the hell is a flumpty pumpty bumpty bro

[zenith owl]

Search one night at flumpty's

It's a fnaf fan game

But the concept is the antagonist is a childish god who is forcing you to play a deadly game

[random cedar]

One night at Flumptys is elite ball knowledge btw

[fringe light]

should i play inscryption

[random cedar]

Oh okay

[primal grove]

yooo that's neat
hand size is good

[random cedar]

Why not, right

[fringe light]

alr

[tacit igloo]

That shit got legs

[random cedar]

I was trying to respond but my discord decided to be bipolar

[fringe light]

happens to the best of us

[timid geyser]

what are the chances 🥹

[fringe light]

my luck id have $14 💔

[timid geyser]

ts pmo fr 💔

[royal zenith]

1/20*1/20*1/333
<0.001%

(for a joker to be a negative blueprint)

[willow kite]

you could just sell any joker

[fringe light]

yuh

[timid geyser]

this is kinda rare based on my calculations

[fringe light]

i didnt think abt that

[elder nymph]

What game colabs do we need in balatro?

[agile pawn]

celeste

[elder nymph]

I really want that’s not my neighbor or Celeste

[elder nymph]

I need to do c sides and farewell with Celeste then I’m done

[haughty cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-elijah-wood-lord-of-the-rings-lava-fire-gif-5894611

[random cedar]

Is negative brainstorm a thing

[royal zenith]

yes

[random cedar]

Imagine negative brainstorm and blueprint

Sounds amazing

[timid geyser]

its so crazy , i literally did one single reroll that round and boom negative blueprint, i was shocked!

[willow kite]

i just got 100% discoveries

https://tenor.com/view/clap-congratulations-gif-514467587312566705

[timid geyser]

congrats 😎

i am few wins away from getting gold on every deck

[elfin tapir]

saves me a job then

[random cedar]

Im trying to achieve this, im only at 70% i think

[simple pasture]

for some reason I've lost all stake progress on my mobile

I fucking hate this game

[wheat wyvern]

xaio hong shu

[brittle dagger]

thats the wrongest spelling i've seen ever

XIAO HONG SHUU🗣️

[wheat wyvern]

you corrected me before I could google how its actually spelled

god danm it

and its still spelled wrong
its xia hong shu

[jade terrace]

Yoo

How does one unlock Checkered Deck

[timid geyser]

is this correct math , im very bad at math btw dont judge me, so 1/20 to get blueprint cus there are 20 rare jokers, then 0.3% that it is negative, then 5% that it is rare ? or do you count all the 150 jokers from the game im curious

[steep sable]

To get the rare joker where? from rerolling, from packs or from tags?

[timid geyser]

rerolling

[steep sable]

I'd think you put it against all Jokers you've unlocked

[steep sable]

Are you going seeded or unseeded?

[timid geyser]

it was unseeded but im not sure how to do proper math, i just wanna know a real percentage of getting an negative blueprint , its my first time in 150 hours that i got neg blueprint and i have seen only few people get those

[olive smelt]

0.00075%

[timid geyser]

you counted 150 jokers instead of 20 right?

[olive smelt]

no i just know how %s work instead

0.1 is 10%

[lime orchid]

any fix to my cursor disappearing if i stream on discord?

[rustic saddle]

The banana that refused to die

[steep sable]

Now play till it breaks

[primal grove]

win with black deck

[jagged flame]

1/470184984576 odds

[obsidian kraken]

yall what is the current version of balatro?

[vagrant bane]

1.0.1 I think or sumtin

[steep sable]

I was today years old when I found out the legendary jokers are named after real jesters In history

[glacial cloak]

i need balatro x ultimate chicken horse

[final delta]

They are?

who tf name is perkeo

[fallow sail]

i dont think that one is

actually nvm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perkeo_of_Heidelberg

[slim junco]

What are some good decks for beginners?

[fallow sail]

checkered deck or abandoned deck are prettty easy imo

[slim junco]

Ill try to unlock abandoned, do yk how to get it?

[fallow sail]

win a run on the green deck

[slim junco]

I think I have the green one

[fallow sail]

i believe in you

you got dis

[slim junco]

I don't but I'll try

[steep sable]

Perkeo, Chicot and Triboulet were real people while Canio and Yorick are from written works

[drifting ginkgo]

if i sell the space and then use ankh can the triboulet destroy?

[pastel hornet]

Can soul even show up in spectral packs because Ive only ever seen it in arcana packs

[steep sable]

Random chance

[drifting ginkgo]

yes

[drifting ginkgo]

so it can

even if the others are eternal

[steep sable]

Yes

[steep sable]

No

They won't destroy if they're eternal

[drifting ginkgo]

so if i sell the space it is secured to copy the trib? couse the others are eternal

[steep sable]

It can copy the other jokers as well

And destroy trib

[drifting ginkgo]

not worth then im just gonna aura

[dapper dust]

damn it, where's cloud 9 when you need it

[pulsar epoch]

Chat I beat red deck but I’m still stuck on Purple stale with checkered deck

I have unlocked literally EVERY deck except the one for beating Orange stake

[scenic flame]

BIG DECK ALERT!!! https://www.thegamecrafter.com/games/k6t-infinity

[pulsar epoch]

That would make a very confusing game of lives

[scenic flame]

Game of what?

[pulsar epoch]

Lives

It’s basically Uno without the Uno deck

Or Uno with regular cards

[serene meadow]

This is the oddest build I have ever used

[scenic flame]

Dm me how to play (I’m an idiot who doesn’t know much about card games)

[pulsar epoch]

Bet

[slim junco]

Facts