🎙・server-chat

[mossy mesa]

where you want to buy everything but you DONT want to use it

[random cedar]

Whats knife joker? I havent gotten that one it seems

[mossy mesa]

I feel like at that point you'd rather just abuse observatory

[short wedge]

it's a joker that destroys jokers

[random cedar]

I had it at some point i forgot what its called

[random cedar]

Oh

OH

i skip that one every time ill keep it a buck...

😭

[elder fog]

how did you get that thing around your pfp what the flip

[mossy mesa]

do they trigger campfire?

[random cedar]

Most likely a uhh

Whats it called

[short wedge]

magic

[random cedar]

Banner

[mossy mesa]

money

[random cedar]

Excuse me when did you last update your profile

[mossy mesa]

you can like pay for these

[elder fog]

😮 🫢

[short wedge]

you have to sell stuff to trigger campfire

[mossy mesa]

right, thats what i thought

[elder fog]

ages ago

[mossy mesa]

woukd be cool if there was a joker that sold things

[wanton monolith]

Guys what is the best way to play flush if you are new

[random cedar]

I noticed you have someone dabbing in 2025 💔

[mossy mesa]

playing 5 cards of the same suit usually works for me

[random cedar]

Hmmmm
Depends on the deck

[elder fog]

its a picture of me in a captain america suit over a decade ago <33

[random cedar]

I would say if you like flushes that much

[random cedar]

OH that makes alot of sense

I thought you grabbed a picture of someone dabbing sorry LOL

[short wedge]

and if riffraff, madness, dagger and campfire are eternal and you have enough space for more then this will be a fun run and i wonder if anyone did that already

[random cedar]

Unlock checkered deck

[wanton monolith]

I just play the first one, red deck

[random cedar]

I remember when i won a stake with madness and he took my freaking riff raff

[mossy mesa]

rare riffraff that makes negstive jokers and expires in 5 rounds

[magic schooner]

Has anyone else ever seen this happen because i feel like I'm losing my mind

[mossy mesa]

is this anything

[short wedge]

well yea ofc it takes it when its not eternal

[mossy mesa]

its rather rare and frankly not that useful BUT it's really cool

counterpart to the SOUL

on arcanas

[magic schooner]

Lmao crazy stuff

[random cedar]

Yeah ik ik still annoying though

[magic schooner]

I actually hit another black hole like ante 2 as well

And perkeo ante 3?

[mossy mesa]

seed

[magic schooner]

I guess my other question is whether i should sell perkeo for cavendish

[mossy mesa]

no lol

[magic schooner]

I'll post it once i lose

I guess chad then?

What the fuck another soul popped up

That's 2 souls and 3 black holes

[primal grove]

nope. never had a double black hole

[final delta]

What's good balatro lovers

[primal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[final delta]

quick throw 2 pairs at it

[twilit bone]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[final delta]

REAL

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-the-joker-closing-in-jimbo-the-joker-gif-799715821270468879

[spiral ridge]

Achievement get (except not)

[shut wharf]

I'm missing 1 10((

[slim parrot]

Balatro dungeons & dragons??

[frail stirrup]

TIL that DNA still copies disabled cards

[short wedge]

do i need mult on plasma if i have more chips?

[fierce nexus]

[upbeat talon]

Yes

[short wedge]

hell yea

[upbeat talon]

It helps a lot

[short wedge]

ok

oh no i wont get to play any of my 2s

[upbeat talon]

You wont see it with smaller scalling mult, like the plus 4, but it'll work

oof

I'm trying to install the brainstorm mod onto Balatro, and its saying its active. The issue though is that the UI is not showing up.

[boreal niche]

Who up hackin they wee

[upbeat talon]

I got mine to 2500 last night

[short wedge]

dw i got a 9 4 of a kind immediately

[upbeat talon]

nice

[random cedar]

i was going through game files for fun
what the heck is the last one

ive only reached green though

to be fair

[short wedge]

idk if the last one even exists

[brazen phoenix]

jimbo stake

[upbeat talon]

Looks like the last ante coming up?

[random cedar]

its in the xbox game files

[upbeat talon]

when is the next update anyways

[random cedar]

i was just peeking around for funsies

[glad oriole]

mega stake you can no longer get jokers

[vagrant bane]

I DID IT

[glad oriole]

just kidding its unused

[vagrant bane]

I UNL9CKEE FUNKY DECK

JRIDIFJSKS

[random cedar]

ohhh makes sense

hold on

does love engine not have animations??

theres spritesheets in here

[short wedge]

wow

[upbeat talon]

damn

[random cedar]

why is the voucher that color

man

[upbeat talon]

wait until you get mime and baron and your seyt

[random cedar]

im not far in this game at all

[short wedge]

ig i shouldve gotten that bloodstone erlier :p

[random cedar]

heres the blinds frame by frame

this is very interesting to me

i hope this isnt breaking some rule i looked over

[vagrant bane]

ERRATIC DECK TIME

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

[random cedar]

whats cool about these files is that there is blank templates to use in them

[vagrant bane]

Isn't there a seed of an eratic deck of just 10s?

[simple ore]

yea two glitched seeds

aleeb is one i think

oor al33b or something

i would find it before trying it lol

[finite sorrel]

I don’t really understand Pareidolia Joker. Says all cards are considered face caress but it doesn’t appear to be doing anything

[vagrant bane]

It's synergy csrd

[finite sorrel]

Meaning?

[vagrant bane]

For like photograph sock and buskin and midas mask

[finite sorrel]

I don’t understand anything you just said haha.

[fringe light]

im offing myself

[finite sorrel]

So probably worthless to me right now?

[fringe light]

i did my essay abt 9.5k words and realised i did it on the wrong fucking book

so i have to delete it all

[vagrant bane]

Photograph is 2x mult to first face
Sock and buskin retrjggsrs face cards
Midas masks makes face cards gold

[finite sorrel]

Gotcha

[short wedge]

yay :3

[vagrant bane]

Really fun

Until

Plant

The evil plant

[solemn elm]

only appears like 1/3 of the time

[vagrant bane]

Evilly

[short wedge]

that would be a bunch of money tbh

[simple ore]

plant is a pun on faceplant right

[ionic remnant]

bullshit

[final delta]

econ goes hard#

[simple ore]

WHEW that was close D:

[short wedge]

what do i sell tho

[ionic remnant]

banana probably

or fortune teller

[short wedge]

i dont rly wanna get out of michel even tho thats kinda my wakest one rn

[final delta]

banana

oh

[short wedge]

and fortune teller is stronger than swash

[final delta]

whats swash mult on

[short wedge]

23

fortune is on 26

and will get more

[final delta]

i would do banana if u wanted the econ

[short wedge]

but

cavendish

dont wanna miss out on that 3x

[final delta]

even if banana breaks its impossible to tell when he can show

[ionic remnant]

either banana or swash then

prob not swash

[short wedge]

fuck it im selling swash

[ionic remnant]

WHAT

[short wedge]

gambeling

W

[magic schooner]

XEQH7CP9 is all 10 of spades and every joker is holo

[solemn elm]

until ante 10

[valid rose]

[steel kraken]

finally win a run

[inner tiger]

What have been your guys hardest decks to beat that isn't black deck?

[opaque shard]

Lebron James scream if you love Cloud 9

[pallid sapphire]

Red, surprisingly

[opaque shard]

Anaglyph

[short wedge]

why does it look like that

also they are on 1312 rn

and im gonna die

07

wait my seltzer is also gone lol

wait

should i copy +64 fortune or wee

maybe i could still win this

ive been copying seltzer this whole time

i remembered i can just use that website

[sick viper]

I shut my brain off and just now realized I bought an eternal sock and buskin on abandoned deck...

[vagrant bane]

New joker

[maiden wren]

I stopped playing balatro for one whole day and I have a really good explanación that idk if people will understand:
Size 2 fish

[vagrant bane]

Twee Joker
This Joker gains +8 Chips when each played 3 is scored
(Currently +0 Chips)
Rare

[ionic urchin]

i made this

[maiden wren]

I'm gonna turn this into an emoji. Thanks

Sticker*

[ionic urchin]

i have a grod michel one too

[glacial badger]

[ionic urchin]

congrats

what were you missing

[glacial badger]

the final deck, or in other words, had to beat orange stake

[errant veldt]

uh oh look what i got from a judgement

[little quest]

Thought it was the god run until i didnt get a mime for 48 rounds straight

[finite sorrel]

This has helped a lot. Made it to 8 but the boss blind is “large blind.” Freaking $300,000 LMAO

[short wedge]

RIP best i can do is 4 mill

[ionic urchin]

thats light work

[finite sorrel]

Not with what I’m working with

[glacial badger]

still haven't gotten those coveted e scores... but one day

125h so far and no e...

[ionic urchin]

how

[short wedge]

205h no e

[rugged spire]

just finished anti 8

whatcan i do

to go for a nane inf run

any particular cards im looking for, and is there any i can sell there

to make room for it

[shy heart]

finally got them all

[glacial badger]

Skill issue, I'm afraid

[short wedge]

toaster

lol the last hand even was my best hand

[rugged mango]

Oooooffff

Been there lmao

[rugged spire]

rq question what is the best card to brainstorm here?

i mean joker.

[ionic urchin]

first hand dna then baron depending on the amount of kings

[rugged spire]

i have 20 kings rn

all steel

[ionic urchin]

show me your deck

[rugged mango]

Sheesh

[rugged spire]

dna giving 2 a round too

well all but a few king

[ionic urchin]

you need to shrink it a lot

but yeah baron

[rugged spire]

well

i have that joker that gives .25

per playing card added

so i keep adding cards

should i not

?

[short wedge]

do it ig

[pallid sapphire]

Am I blind, how is it 8/8 jokers when it looks like 3 of those 8 are negative

[ionic urchin]

add kings not other cards

[rugged spire]

3 are negative

5 jokers total..?

right ok

how do i delete card easily

[pallid sapphire]

Hanged man time

[rugged mango]

Yep

[magic schooner]

Is campfire one of anyone else's favorites? I feel like it's just amazing

[pallid sapphire]

Trading card is good if you can make room for it but you might be past that point

[short wedge]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=YAAgRKAYCJQAgRKAVyAgDMTAAFSYAAQAD6zBFqkEVK5V8BMCAKAAUA

[pallid sapphire]

Yep its an ante 8 run lifesaver

Unless I don't have money

[rugged mango]

I had no idea this was a thing what the heck

[magic schooner]

Lol

Oh wait

[wet marten]

NO WAY I JUST ROLLED THAT ON GOLD STAKE MADNESS

[red hamlet]

[shy heart]

:3

[magic schooner]

There

[short wedge]

it is a thing and it can help a lot if u need help with brainstorm and blueprint

[rugged mango]

sheeeeeeeeshhh

[red hamlet]

OH DISCORD DID THE THING

[rugged spire]

what should i be using my double tags on

should i be religiously only using it on the negative joker ones

[pallid sapphire]

Investment tags (not as important), vouchers, negatives

Vouchers is severely underrated

[red hamlet]

Investment tag early for eco boost

[rugged spire]

well

im late rn

[wet marten]

Suddenly batting 500,000 off a single straight

[rugged spire]

ante 11

[red hamlet]

After that not much point

[short wedge]

nice

[pallid sapphire]

The doubling money one is kinda cool just for a few hundred bucks out of the blue

[red hamlet]

Wompa

[pallid sapphire]

Run is won, gg

Inb4 gets crimson hearted

[wraith garden]

On steam my game won’t launch it says running install script (Microsoft VC redistributable) and it’s stuck on that I have also been able to play it before but after the update it says that

[rugged spire]

i could acc be on a naneinf unseed run

its looking promosing

do i risk keeping my doublertas

tags

pray i get past this ante

or just do the bafoon one

and pray for like negatives or smth

[pallid sapphire]

Surely you can beat 600m

[pastel hornet]

Any tips on goldstake? I seem to lack skill pretty bad and can't really get past the couple antes

[rugged spire]

mega baffoon just not it?

[pallid sapphire]

Watch some balatro university gold stake runs and try to play like him maybe

[pastel hornet]

I am already subscribed 😭

[pallid sapphire]

Ong

Ngl some of his recently gold stake runs kinda stupid, bro has god tier luck

[pastel hornet]

It seems I either don't have jokers in the shop; or wacked econ from trying to find them

like i'm not going to have an eternal rental zany joker ykwim

[short wedge]

ima cry

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah I get you

[short wedge]

just came from boss that -1 money for each card played

[pallid sapphire]

usually ante 1 doesn't even need any jokers, ante 2 only needs like 1 scorer or so

[pastel hornet]

I can't even get 1 score joker that doesn't destroy my econ 😭

[pallid sapphire]

Mfw everything is rental

Sadly I'm still working on the purples rn, only deck I have gold stake on is checkered

[rugged spire]

umm

@pallid sapphire

not sure if im hitting 94 bill

[pallid sapphire]

I managed to get to like ante 6 or before my messed up economy wrecked me

[rugged spire]

shold i jus risk the mega buffoon at this point

and pray

[pallid sapphire]

I mean you could but idk how much help that'll be

[pastel hornet]

If your options are lose or lose then you should go with....lose!

[pallid sapphire]

Your deck isn't trimmed enough due to all those cards lol

No shame in it anyway cause only a very few specific builds can go high score

[pastel hornet]

See I managed to get gold on abandoned but that was already quite an adventure

[versed cipher]

BALATRO UNIVERSITY IS AN INDUSTRY PLANT

[pallid sapphire]

What was your build on abandoned for that one

[pastel hornet]

did somebody mention the plant?

[bright forge]

where can i download the extra credit mod?

[pastel hornet]

that happened forever ago on mobile i couldn't tell you

usually when it comes to abandoned i like 4-10 cause its funny

[pallid sapphire]

Walkie talkie?

[pastel hornet]

yeah

10-4 my bad

[pallid sapphire]

Peak

[shy heart]

chat is this a w setup? ||splash, odd todd, sock and buskin, raised fist, blueprint, throwback||

[pallid sapphire]

Ngl I need to practice the deck fixing again, I usually just force pairs which works really well but I barely modify the ranks themselves

[keen zephyr]

when i have both a brainstorm and blueprint can i not pull another?? istg im on such a long run but cant find one

[pallid sapphire]

Showman letting you down?

[rugged spire]

that sucks

it looked so promising

idk what i couldve done better

[keen zephyr]

letting me down is a slight understatement

[rugged spire]

red seel maybe?

[red hamlet]

you can't get copies of jokers in the shop unless you have showman

[keen zephyr]

need red seal

[pallid sapphire]

He does have showman but the showman is trolling him

[keen zephyr]

the showman is doing funny thinga

[wraith garden]

Nvm

[keen zephyr]

maybe ill find another showman so it can let me down more!!

[pallid sapphire]

Your deck needed to be all red seal steel kings lol

And needed a mime

[silver ravine]

did you guys know you could click and drag the blinds around

[pallid sapphire]

The symbols?

Yeah you can click and drag almost everything in the game

[dim estuary]

He's not the plant, he loves face cards!

[lapis latch]

Wop

Hi

[vocal ferry]

Hi yorick :3

[dusk wasp]

I ordered a Balatro hoodie :3

[red hamlet]

announcing to the world you're a joker

[dusk wasp]

I just got the one that says Balatro

[dusty steppe]

why is this so epic?

[red hamlet]

showman moment

[dusty steppe]

yes

[pale yacht]

Money

[dusty steppe]

big money

[shell dirge]

all rare

[dusty steppe]

times mult only build

[neon mulch]

Fortnite x Balatro

Jimbo doing 90s

think about it localthunk

[agile pawn]

finally

[shell dirge]

do i take?

[red hamlet]

lmao

if you canconsistently play 4oak, it would be hilarious

[agile pawn]

woah

[magic schooner]

I've now hit 7 black holes in just a couple hours of playing lmfao

[keen zephyr]

showman finally blessed me with another hanging chad atleast

[shy heart]

its that time again

[keen zephyr]

🙏

[keen zephyr]

your poor play speed..

[agile pawn]

y'all fw my build

[pastel hornet]

does mime work with stone i can't remember

[red hamlet]

no, why would it

stones dont' hve a held in hand ability

[pastel hornet]

i thought it didn't i just am playing a challange and didnt wanna make a mistake

[boreal niche]

joker idea: Regular Joker - Common
this joker can be played in a hand and functions as an undebuffable playing card of any suit and rank

i was thinking of jokers in actual 52 card decks irl and how they're mainly used as wild cards as opposed to balatro's interpretation

[keen zephyr]

wtf is this spectral

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[keen zephyr]

didnt know i couldnt post modded clips in here like the other person

feelsbadman

[red hamlet]

technically they shoulodn't either

it's only a skin but shtill

[keen zephyr]

m

mb*

[keen zephyr]

LMAO nice

[vagrant bane]

Love the Mario asthetic

[agile pawn]

9 new gold stickers 😭

[dusty steppe]

nice

[brazen phoenix]

the swindling anaglyph deck negative skip

[worldly basin]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[dusky oasis]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[final delta]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jayce-talis-arcane-arcane-season-2-jayce-gif-11083479276656595128

[red hamlet]

"league so bad" mfs when the lore gets made into a netflix series

[final delta]

haven't watched arcane

don't plan on it

[red hamlet]

you should

season 1 is cool

season 2 is so fucking wack

but has cool fight scenes and song moments

[final delta]

nothing against the show or league just doesn't seem like something I'll enjoy

but I'll try it out

[indigo hatch]

Guys I found this really good run!!!! (Looks inside)

[indigo hatch]

I love you

This is so fucking

Peak

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-so-peak-kiryu-kazuma-crying-peak-happiness-gif-3534151825188005941

[quick moat]

This is so fucking 🗣️🔥🔥

[indigo hatch]

I am so fucking

Special

🔥 🔥 🔥

[quick moat]

[bronze pelican]

thank you i tried very hard

[indigo hatch]

My name is photochad

[bronze pelican]

maybe once friday comes around ill try to do full version

[indigo hatch]

I made the glass card deck

It was difficult to

Uhhh

Idk

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-planting-green-gif-26050675

[indigo hatch]

🔥

[indigo hatch]

The fuck

[bronze pelican]

put the times mult together.

[red hamlet]

🗿

[indigo hatch]

But unfortunately

The plant made things go so wrong

Now i can't do anything

But do these shitty runs

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

My name is mime

Dad I want some baron

Mime

That is my nake

Name

Where is my

Uh

Red seal kings

I'm running out of discards

[summer thicket]

Balatro on switch just updated for me. Is it just abug patch

[indigo hatch]

Idk

[indigo hatch]

Probably

Have u updated it recently

[summer thicket]

Yeah i updated to the newest friends update

[indigo hatch]

I think it might be the balancing patch idk

[bronze pelican]

kino

[indigo hatch]

There's no eco

And i am going to fail

Rahhhhhh

My name is the fucking trib oh yeah my name is the fucking triboulet oh yeah

[bronze pelican]

🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️

[indigo hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[bronze pelican]

honestly the untapped slop potential of balatro parody songs is so real

[red hamlet]

🗿 can this be the one game that doesn't get a million slop remixes

[summer thicket]

Baldis basic slop parody would go so hard

[bronze pelican]

sorry i need this

[indigo hatch]

Lhugueny

[summer thicket]

Tbf a lot of games dont get them

[indigo hatch]

Baldis basics the musical by Lhugueny

[red hamlet]

Yeah but the internet needs to churn out slop, otherwise their lack of hobbies will show

[indigo hatch]

Dead skibidi theory

I'm so sorry

[red hamlet]

🗿

[summer thicket]

Sadly very true

[red hamlet]

if i was rich, first thing i'd do is fund therapy for the whole internet

[summer thicket]

Dam, youd need to be a quidsbillionaire

[bronze pelican]

not even that i would say 90% of slop is just engagement bait

[red hamlet]

i'll just make some shitcoin scam

[indigo hatch]

Bro would need to be a quattorseptagintillionafe

[red hamlet]

those people need therapy the most

[bronze pelican]

but nonetheless i find it fascinating

[indigo hatch]

Hawk tuah coin

[bronze pelican]

i mean thats just internet if you wanna get money you need to post engagement bait which in turn is mostly slop

[summer thicket]

Me getting naneinf money to get therapy for the internet (its betterhelp theyre all fucked)

[red hamlet]

posting engagement bait should get you banned from the internet for 10 years

[indigo hatch]

"Man, if only these chips were real" -jimbothy

[red hamlet]

anyways, i'm gonna go play league

[bronze pelican]

therapy is not fixing all that

[indigo hatch]

My name Is baldi

I made the notebooks

[bronze pelican]

i made the basics.

[indigo hatch]

It was difficult to put the basics together

But unfortunately something went so wrong

And now i can't do anything

But chase this stupid kid

My name is player

[summer thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-mogged-mog-rizz-gif-11774215665411580343

[indigo hatch]

Dad let me transfer schools

Player

That is my name

Player

[indigo hatch]

Where are my notebooks

I'm running out of time

There is baldi

And he is going to hit me

Ahhhhhhhh

🔥 🔥

[summer thicket]

Mfer gets set on fire by a ruler

Peak cinema

[indigo hatch]

Me as a kid when I'm bored so I stare into a lamp:

[leaden rover]

does anyone have experience with changing texture files?

[summer thicket]

Me when im playing the popular game sonic adventure and the large cat has no vision

[indigo hatch]

LMAO

that is the best joke ever lmao

[summer thicket]

Thank you. My autism kicked in for that one

(Im autistic i can say this)

[indigo hatch]

Sams

Same

Autisim meets autisim

🔥

[quick moat]

I thought there was a reference to the popular game sonic adventure in this joke

but not

but no*

[indigo hatch]

Me when I'm playing tboi and I playing azazel and i check my card slot

[quick moat]

I am clearly not blessed with autism

[indigo hatch]

[summer thicket]

🤝

[summer thicket]

Sorry, your reference is in another castle

[indigo hatch]

.

I thought that was a vampire survivors refrence for a second

I'm so fucking cooked

[quick moat]

not that I've played the game

I just thought I wouldn't be able to get it

[summer thicket]

I was tempted to say coffin, but i decided to go for yhe low hanging fruit

[indigo hatch]

🔥

My name is isaac

I'm in the basement

It was difficult to defeat my mother

But suddenly

The run went so wrong

Now I can't do anything

But get these shitty runs

[summer thicket]

I havent played isaac, but it looks very goofy

[indigo hatch]

It is very goofy

[summer thicket]

I like the little dance mod he does

[indigo hatch]

Persona dance

[summer thicket]

Persona mentioned?

[indigo hatch]

It's the specialist mod

DISTURBING THE PEACE

[summer thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona-3-kitty-cat-it's-going-down-now-gif-8571899826815883261

[indigo hatch]

Now tell me the things your blabbing about be hind my back

[neon mulch]

Balatrowo

[summer thicket]

Burning mens souls will never be beaten tho

[indigo hatch]

Look at this photochad

Everytime I do it makes me laugh

[opaque shard]

Don't you all find it funny when you beat verdant leaf with a joker you're supposed to sell

[quick moat]

that is pretty funny

[indigo hatch]

Double tag soda?

No u have it

[opaque shard]

Yea

[indigo hatch]

Oh

[summer thicket]

Hotwiring your car out of spite because you left your keys inside

[indigo hatch]

Did u get 2

[tough edge]

is this heat

[indigo hatch]

W

[summer thicket]

IF I LOSE IT ALL SLIP AND FALL

[indigo hatch]

React if you are currently baling your atro until you balatro

[summer thicket]

Nah im playing yooka laylee

Balatro is peak, but i lost at ante 8 boss today and needed to reflect

[indigo hatch]

Which

[summer thicket]

Extra large blind. Didnt have enough econ to reroll

Wouldve made it if i did

[indigo hatch]

Damn

This run I just died to the plant

[summer thicket]

The plant is my nemesis. Just let me play geralt

[tough edge]

im invincing it

[indigo hatch]

One of my fav runs I ever did

Holy shit is that yorick from the hit game balatro

[finite phoenix]

Why are you doing high card with trib

[random plover]

BP, photo, constellation, sock, chad (ecto) and BS

[random plover]

tis i

[indigo hatch]

I just picked up Pluto randomly

[indigo hatch]

Look at this photochad

[red hamlet]

🗿 throwing for funny, respect

[indigo hatch]

I play for fun

I've never hit nanEinf any good seeds for it

[random plover]

best hand ended up at 4bil, died to ante 12 scaling after the draws didnt pan out

[indigo hatch]

My best hand ever was like e201

Unseeded

[random plover]

i still have yet to hit an e unmodded

[indigo hatch]

Dang

I want mods so fucking bad

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[marble hearth]

frinds of jimbo 5 will have freddy fazbear
||source: trust me 🙏||

[random plover]

i fucked around with cryptid + almanac for a while and broke infinity on the talisman limit

[indigo hatch]

#mobile

[red hamlet]

#L

[indigo hatch]

#kms

#what's a good seed for nanEinfz?

[abstract hill]

I finally beat my first plasma deck run

[indigo hatch]

Plasma deck is just easy mode balatro

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[finite phoenix]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1237518838795468830

This seed is very easy to get ante 39

I’m not very good at high score runs and still managed to get ante 39 blind

[glad oriole]

plasma deck when purple stake

[cloud fox]

who wants to play irl balatro

[limpid tree]

me, i'll bring my hundreds of stone slabs

[indigo hatch]

Mate

Can't go to it if I'm not in the thread

[red hamlet]

just click it

[low hornet]

hmm wonder what ill get

[summer thicket]

Oo oo oo i know!!

Youll get an invisible joker!

[neon mulch]

bro lives in a loop

[cloud fox]

k

[fast nymph]

Guaranteed Yorick fs fs

[twilit bone]

maybe uhhhh blueprint?

https://tenor.com/view/blueprint-joker-balatro-heart-gif-locket-gif-8056449517919400500

[thorny skiff]

Is yorick xmult perma?

[final delta]

yeah

[dense vigil]

i sold his ass to copy a trib💔

[thorny skiff]

Also you don't have to discard 23 cards in a round right?

[thorny skiff]

Trib buskin pilled

[errant beacon]

rental invis

[thorny skiff]

Also how do you get flush five easily?

[red hamlet]

Yeah it's a continous counter, not per round

[red hamlet]

Tarot packs

Deaths, strengths and suit changers

[thorny skiff]

Magic deck it is then

[vale fog]

dna

[dense vigil]

no

overtime

[dense vigil]

DNA+ blueprint , and death tarot cards

[tough edge]

am i cooked

[willow reef]

no turning back

[tough edge]

fried

[tough edge]

any tips?

atleast this time im not going in blind

will NOT be using flushes as a crutch

[thorny skiff]

Win in 12 rounds, which deck?

[frigid shale]

yeah

[tough edge]

wdym

ohh

ur tryna get a jonkler?

[tough edge]

together we are cooked

[thorny skiff]

The 3 discards joker iirc

[tough edge]

oo ok

yeah idk im bad

[thorny skiff]

Got photochad first ante lmao

[vocal ferry]

you 100% need throwback

[wraith wharf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kXGlLeyQs5c?si=nfAl-PlLgOOb5r3Y
That is honestly so cursed

[limber moth]

God I wish I could blow people up with my mind

[fervent cosmos]

I feel like Randy would say that

I can tell because I have watched so many episodes of it

Guess how many

[limber moth]

7

[steady lagoon]

Brainstorm?

[fervent cosmos]

0

[steady lagoon]

I gotta know bc I’m tryna keep this run alive

[limber moth]

Let me ask you this do you want to copy one of your jokers

[fervent cosmos]

Im just thinkin what would you brainstorm

[verbal zephyr]

this is the craziest build i’ve ever seen

[steady lagoon]

Hologram probably

[fervent cosmos]

Aradia spotted

[drowsy blaze]

either do holo or baseball

[steady lagoon]

Dunno how but it just works

[limber moth]

Then ye

[steady lagoon]

Get rid of or copy?

Cause I’m outta room

[drowsy blaze]

i just beat my first green stake guys i felt im inclined to join

[steady lagoon]

W

[drowsy blaze]

copy

[limber moth]

AWESOME

[drowsy blaze]

more multiplicitive

big number

[drowsy blaze]

thank you thank you

[fervent cosmos]

I remember when I beat my first run

I was super hyped cuz I sucked at it

And honestly I still kinda do lol I just stumble into wins

[drowsy blaze]

no i did NOT understand the hype like at all

then i played it

holy was i missing out

[drowsy blaze]

no fr like now im going for all the stakes on yellow deck now

[limber moth]

I watched marketable pliers play and got into it

[fervent cosmos]

I got my first win on blue deck my beloved

[dire totem]

FREEDOM AT LAST

[drowsy blaze]

WOAHHH

good job zawg

[steady lagoon]

I fumbled so hard

[drowsy blaze]

i wish to be like you

[steady lagoon]

The eye got me

[drowsy blaze]

damn

[dire totem]

I got 4 Stencils with Polygraphic

[steady lagoon]

W

[drowsy blaze]

pfff

[limber moth]

Awwww you must be punished
mods add 5 protons to every atom in this guys left hand

[silver lynx]

Decided to go with checkered deck because I felt like I was leaning too much into straight builds and wanted to give flush builds a try. This is not what I had in mind...

[dire totem]

That RNG got my back after 50 attempts

[limber moth]

That is an odd assortment of jokers but it seems to be working go bro go

[silver lynx]

I can't help it. This game made me straight.

[limber moth]

I've never played a straight build in my life and I don't plan to

[silver lynx]

You are missing out

[wary finch]

Straights are fun tbh, scales well

[silver lynx]

+3 mult per planet is a lot

[limber moth]

I'm gay I can't

[drowsy blaze]

nah fr, ur just playing straight flush r what?

[dire totem]

No I play all the things

[silver lynx]

So am I but I'm also straight. As a bisexual I say straights are better at ballaro

[dire totem]

I was playing regular flush that round though to get chips up

[limber moth]

As a person I say full houses are my favorite (:

[fervent cosmos]

Im queer and Im a big flusher

[silver lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/noob-blocked-thumbs-down-emoji-gif-27142977

[limber moth]

I'm a big flusher too I gotta be it helps break down my poo

[dire totem]

But the other round that I got on MY LAST ANTE and then LOST on GOLD STAKE I was using only high card with green joker, stuntman, and some others

[drowsy blaze]

i assume ur like aggressivly searching for men that are hung to thin the deck?

[fervent cosmos]

Its good for early game and thats about it

[dire totem]

For that one nope just used lots of planets and had to sacrifice some hands as discards

But for a lot of the time I try to get as many as possible

[limber moth]

Ok good night gambling people from the internet world

[drowsy blaze]

no cuz deck thinning is actually my favorite thing ever

[compact sorrel]

balatro dubstep remix

[dire totem]

Realest real to ever real

Erosion makes it so much better too

[earnest viper]

Reverbed backmasked fart noises

[silver lynx]

I thought that's the stuff that turns you into a woman?

[dire totem]

Nah

It’s a joker

[dire totem]

Also what does your name mean

Like the 2nd part

[earnest viper]

No thats estrogen
Idiot...

[silver lynx]

TRC is my initals and wolf was my favorite animal when I created this username

[dire totem]

What’s the A+ unseeded ante 8 business

Like what deck? What stake?

[silver lynx]

Very profitable

[dire totem]

Ah I see

[rapid crown]

Wait, what balancing patch? Did the Switch not get something other platforms did until today?

[dire totem]

I now have 55 wins in total

[snow wharf]

Yo

[dire totem]

Hola

[silver lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-coping-im-coping-owl-gif-23369080

[snow wharf]

Wat do I do ere 😭😭

[silver lynx]

A backflip

[snow wharf]

good idea

[silver lynx]

Or savescum to see what it is

[snow wharf]

wat tat

[silver lynx]

it's basically cheating

[snow wharf]

o

😭

[silver lynx]

if you use a tarot card with a random effect like wheel of forutne or soul

and then close the game quickly after seeing what it is

[spiral ridge]

Sell dusk probably

Or wait no nvm ante 19 lmao

[silver lynx]

you can redo that descision and know what RNG you would get

[spiral ridge]

Wait ante 19 ??? 💀

How is ur deck not already thinned properly

Just pop DNA away

[snow wharf]

Yeah Idk 😭

yeah I prolyl sell dna, right

[spiral ridge]

If you have enough kings n queens

[snow wharf]

can it be the same legendary joker? or is that not a thing

Nah my whole deck is one queen

[spiral ridge]

Not unless you have showman

[silver lynx]

If you get a bad legendary joker quickly close the game or exit to main menu

[snow wharf]

lool

[dire totem]

It can’t unless showman

[dire totem]

Oh hey you gave me advice on gold stake the other day

Much obliged because I won 🙌

[snow wharf]

ah, I see

ok thx

imma see what I get now lol

[dire totem]

Tell us what you get

[jovial parrot]

Hey did Balatro on the switch get an update

[snow wharf]

YOO WHAT

[dire totem]

PEAK

YOU GOT LIKE THE BEST YOU COULD GET

[snow wharf]

I HAVE OBSERVATORY LMAOOOO

This is good 😂

[dire totem]

YOU LUCKY BASTARD

[snow wharf]

Ill send a ss when I lose, thx 👍

[spiral ridge]

Don't forget to blueprint Perkeo at end of shop

[snow wharf]

Oh ur so right

I would've forgetten lmao

[dire totem]

Nah you accomplished ante 12 you won in all ways

[dim estuary]

C++ time

[dire totem]

huh

[dim estuary]

all deck gold stake

all jokers gold sticker

go go go

[spiral ridge]

Completionist++

[dire totem]

Oh I know

[dim estuary]

do it nao

[dire totem]

Im at least beating Completionist+

[spiral ridge]

Brother

He just gave me

Several hermits

In a row

[dim estuary]

I love hallucination

[spiral ridge]

I just got like

3 hermits in a row 💀

[dire totem]

GREEN JOKER FIRST ROUND ON CHECKERED DECK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Do I take red card....

[small glade]

just lost all my data when trying to transfer from iphone to ipad

the save transfered over from ipad to iphone and i lost everything

[snow wharf]

I forgot to cop 😭

[dire totem]

damn....

[edgy sparrow]

Man. I renamed my save file to GOOBER on mobile yesterday whilst offline.

Loaded up game today and all my progress is gone for decks and wins but not joker unlocks.

[thorny skiff]

How to hunt for legendary joker?

(Only for joker unlocks)

[snow wharf]

idk but on a run rn

w two

just play engouh games ig loool

[edgy sparrow]

I've heard gold stake makes it so if you get a legendary it is a new one if you haven't unlocked it, but i've never gotten a legendary on gold stake.

Other than that, open every tarot pack you can get.

1% chance for it to show up in tarot and spectral packs, but tarot have more cards, which mean more chances.

You could play anaglyph deck to get a ton of tarot cards. That is how I got 2 of my legends.

[snow wharf]

THE ONE EXTRA COPY I MISSED

RUINED MY RUN

😭😭😭

Oh well, ante 20 is my best by far now lol

[sand talon]

Guys...

balala

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?

[daring saddle]

seed

[daring saddle]

no but i speak spanish

but depends, brazillian or portugal native??

[hollow ice]

Brazilian

Pretty close

[long tendon]

she observatorys my perkeo till i high card

[daring saddle]

yah

much close

but i can't speak your language

but i can understand it

its a strange thing

[long tendon]

she gros on my michel till i cavendish

[daring saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/kazuya-mishima-flashgitz-gif-26410921

[sand talon]

Agree

[long tendon]

she oops on my lucky card till i +20

[daring saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-the-rock-rock-tf2-engineer-gif-24516977

[long tendon]

she baron on my steel king till i mime

[snow wharf]

6QK75F3L

[indigo hatch]

First shop always has a booster pack of a buffon pushing the others back one if seeded

[full furnace]

YUH first gold stake dub

[indigo hatch]

I need a nanEinf seed

[glad oriole]

why’s the e capitalized

[small glade]

i lost all my progress due to save issue and now really bummed out to start over. is it worth just playing with unlock all, i had like 130/150 jokers before

[vernal plinth]

last blind i only be able to get like 2 gold cards held in hand but when i found immolate suddenly a bunch of face cards drawed

oh shi THE PLANT IS HERE

[dusky oasis]

The humble plant

[quick moat]

played a lucky card with hanging chad

[vernal plinth]

dead.

[quick moat]

got +mult all 3 times but no money procs

[earnest viper]

Is the probability of a soul spawning in a spectral pack same as arcana?

[vale fog]

yes

[south dome]

yo should i get ultrakill or palworld

[red hamlet]

play league instead

(get ultrakill)

[earnest viper]

I dont recognize those jokers
Are they new?

[south dome]

yeah they added them in the 2062 crossover update

[earnest viper]

Idk what 2062 is but cool
I'll look into it 👍

[cerulean sparrow]

The year

[verbal zephyr]

should i get the greatest video game ever made or should i get slop

get ultrakill

[clear yew]

Would’ve survived if ancient was on clubs

What a beauty

[indigo hatch]

Excuse me

PC ui?

[hallow rose]

Brainrotmaxxing

[indigo hatch]

?

[earnest viper]

Missing subway surfer gameplay

[minor sorrel]

I did my 2 d ever gold stake

Runner and plasma thank u

Also 4 fingers

[errant beacon]

weee

[serene meadow]

After much effort I have unlocked everything

Last to unlock was Perkeo

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Opposition: instead of playing the selected cards, play the cards in your hand instead.

(This will be useful for the splash whatever) since that card seems it needs a buff

[red hamlet]

uh

🗿 mfw i play 1 polychrome king and it plays 7 of them instead in a flush 7

no thank you, too broken

Also splash really doesn't need a buff

[vagrant bane]

Wait splash is good?

[red hamlet]

You can juice high card and just play 5 cards anyways and make them all count for any effect

[limpid vortex]

Splash is great for like high card and pair builds that want more chips and or card effects from triggers

[red hamlet]

works with fibchamp, makes throwaway hands count for more than usual

[vagrant bane]

I neednto do a high card build

[red hamlet]

if all you do is 5/4 card builds then yeah

splash is wack

splash also makes flower pot a mega juicer

[vagrant bane]

That makes

Sense

Spray the plant

[graceful tree]

Playing balatro and my phone already hurts to hold a bit grrrr >:[

Hot

[inner tiger]

Name a sadder story (I've been at this stake for days)

[inner tiger]

Anaglyph took me SO long but orange stake red deck is somehow taking me longer. Would have been insta over if I could afford this blueprint 😩

[floral thunder]

I be shittin

[vale fog]

sell a joker for bp

[lavish zenith]

trivia:
there is exactly one joker that does not have the letters J, O, K E, and R on it. which is it

[inner tiger]

They're eternal

[red hamlet]

smeared, next question

[lavish zenith]

good job!

proud of puppy

[inner tiger]

Lmao in the next shop I got Chicot and just sold him😭

[red hamlet]

[lavish zenith]

next question:

if you had a truck what would you put in it

[red hamlet]

depends on what truck

[inner tiger]

Blueprint trading cards

[red hamlet]

oh actually, legendaries as well

[lavish zenith]

oh true damn!

didn't even think of that

you get another silly question:

would you rather eat

a really good bar of chocolate fudge

[shy field]

Well technically you can read the J

[lavish zenith]

or strawberry fudge if you're allergic

OR

the world's tastiest

wooden ruler

[red hamlet]

Are you an option?

[lavish zenith]

i am~

[red hamlet]

anyways, i don't liek any of those options

[remote ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-hatsune-miku-angry-not-happy-gif-10473291184535189680

[lavish zenith]

aw

i made a google forms survey containing all my silly questions ive come up with over the years i should send it to you

[vocal ferry]

I HATE balatro this game is ass closes game

opens balatro

[sand talon]

sell it

[red hamlet]

get another game that's frustrating

so you can flip between them

[sand talon]

actually nice idea

[vocal ferry]

the humble gungeon:

[sand talon]

you can try this game called uh... "get to work"

[vocal ferry]

overrated

[sand talon]

aight then try this game called "sky"

its free on steam

[red hamlet]

play league with me

[vocal ferry]

Which server u on

[red hamlet]

euw

[vocal ferry]

Shucks, I'm on MENA

[red hamlet]

😔 imagine being on men

[boreal niche]

Do i drop troubador for burglar

[sand talon]

i never played league or know how it is... but i still hate league

[boreal niche]

i used the crimson heart bug to have 11 hand size

and i have retcon so i could reroll for serpent

[sand talon]

you are on ante 18

you will die

[red hamlet]

it's honestly not that bad

[vocal ferry]

If you copy it you get like +9 hands so I don't think it's a bad deal

[boreal niche]

Yeah ik

[red hamlet]

no difference at that scaling

[red hamlet]

if you can roll consistently into Serpent, yes

[vocal ferry]

I did not see the ante lmao

[boreal niche]

mmm

i do not trust my luck at all

[sand talon]

dont take

[sand talon]

also copy baron, not mime

[red hamlet]

👆

you can get e26 with a lvl 1 high card (assuming you have 10 ahnd size)

and you got 10 red seal kings

correction

you go from e37
to e50

[sand talon]

hear me out... take the burger... roll into serpent

[boreal niche]

brother

i do

I just swap to mime for gold cards

[thorny patrol]

Can this game help me get off my gamba addiction?

[sand talon]

short answer: no

Long answer: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[thorny patrol]

Okk 😞

[boreal niche]

NO FUCKING W

[sand talon]

finally lmao

[boreal niche]

my hand size is still 11 because of crimson heart bug

troubadour makes it 13

i think blueprint is more valuable than troubadour here

[sand talon]

ditch that and get the blueprint

you'll be fine

[red hamlet]

kekw

[boreal niche]

all on baron?

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[sand talon]

the screenshots guy strikes again!

[quick moat]

It’s not 6.9e69

[boreal niche]

still no ecto 😭

i only have 6 slots bc of antimatter

[red hamlet]

what's your high card lvl btw

[wet drum]

Wat do when PhotoChad is given to you on a silver platter?

[quick moat]

You use it

And thank jimbo

[red hamlet]

The Plant is coming

[sand talon]

you use it

[vivid island]

start scaling planets, and glass your numbered cards as anti-

[boreal niche]

Sadly only lvl 18

[wet drum]

Aaaand I get Pareidolia.

[boreal niche]

dna?

[wet drum]

Ye, let's not.