🎙・server-chat

[steady roost]

actually yeah

💀

[scenic lodge]

balatro player mentality:
A 10$ voucher that takes 10

vs a joker that just disable bosses

[frail stirrup]

Ok but the voucher doesn't take up a slot

[vagrant bane]

Double money legendary joker?

[steady roost]

need advice

what do i sell

[red hamlet]

No.

[vagrant bane]

@red hamlet what about a separate card that does it

[red hamlet]

Still no

Just get a 2nd chicot

[frail stirrup]

That's just an even more boring joker

[red hamlet]

Never ever introduce cards taht are just

The Correct Answer

it gets hella stale when you start having cards that are must haves

at least bp/brainstorm need other cards so they're auto balanced when you balance other cards

[still nexus]

Guys whats the most broken cracked and insane seed ever

[steady roost]

dude

[red hamlet]

👋 bye bye burnt joker

[frail stirrup]

It wouldn't even be that good because you are using a card slot for a card that halves the score requirement when you could use it on a card that quadruples your score or more

[steady roost]

that one seed that lets u get naneinf on ante 8

[still nexus]

Aint no way with 12 cards 😭😭😭

[red hamlet]

It would also turn into a requirement for any ante8 run and quickly become useless into endless

[frail stirrup]

True

[sand talon]

W or nah?

[frail stirrup]

Ante 1 or 2 card that makes the boss half the req would snowball the econ

[scenic lodge]

is that seance?

[sand talon]

yes

[scenic lodge]

why.

[frail stirrup]

Seance is insane

[sand talon]

spectral cards :3

[red hamlet]

🗿

checkered deck user spotted

[still nexus]

Yo wait whats the seed

[sand talon]

you know what would be good addition for this set?? an acrobat :D

[still nexus]

Im kinda new to this stuff

Like started yesterday

[sand talon]

bro dont be using seeded

learn the game

[red hamlet]

do what you want

[still nexus]

I beat it already

[scenic lodge]

half of my learning was from seeded runs

[still nexus]

Got blue joker thing

[sand talon]

why 😭

[frail stirrup]

Seance users when they get one talisman card for a dead joker slot the entire game 🤯

[sand talon]

i never play seeded 😭

[finite river]

It’s kinda crazy to have 2 rare cards in your top 4 lol

[scenic lodge]

seance is one of ur top used cards u cannot be talking bro

[sand talon]

i used seance for a red seal

as you can tell

that i never got it

[scenic lodge]

ok unc

[serene meadow]

Is there any way for me to not just be rolling the dice on the boss blind final hand

[red hamlet]

🥱

[still nexus]

Is it cursed to play balatro using apple arcade

[finite river]

Wha

[frail stirrup]

Chicot sweep

[sand talon]

wait what ☠️

[steady roost]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1349135163069693952

[still nexus]

How did u get the joker skin

[red hamlet]

i was testing something and forgot to switch profiles lol

[serene meadow]

What do I do

[steady roost]

guys

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177

bye bye rebate

[sand talon]

whenever i get that combo... i aint losing

[steady roost]

an invis joker has hit the tower

[steady roost]

my econs going to take a hit

oof

[sand talon]

seance isnt bad

[red hamlet]

pray i guess

[red hamlet]

most used deck for sure checkered

[sand talon]

never in my entire fucking life i got perkeo

[still nexus]

Oh its a mod

[sand talon]

im gonna die without getting a perkeo

[finite river]

My mobile stats

[sand talon]

is that the last deck?

[scenic lodge]

bruh are u a beginner?

[red hamlet]

bro does not play the game, just comes in here to be a troll

respect to the commitment at least

[sand talon]

395, 391

bro is the photochad

certified

[serene meadow]

Pray for me

[finite river]

I haven’t played on mobile for a while

[scenic lodge]

not u

the shanmukh guy

[sand talon]

uh.... kinda

[finite river]

Oh right

[frail stirrup]

I'm horrible at the game tbh i shouldn't be talking

[serene meadow]

Oh my god I literally guessed the exact optimal layout

[sand talon]

its been 3 months or so since i started playing this game

[serene meadow]

(The first pic is after the cards were uncovered)

[scenic lodge]

how many gold stakes

[sand talon]

0 lol i play endless whitestake

also i dont play that much at all

[scenic lodge]

💀

[sand talon]

my highest stake is like blue stake

[red hamlet]

we noticed

[finite river]

Tbf I played white stake for a while trying to get a good hand high score

[scenic lodge]

and he says that you cant learn from seeded runs

[finite river]

You can’t learn from white stake lol

[sand talon]

when did i even say that

[scenic lodge]

here

[steady roost]

[sand talon]

he literally said he started this game yesterday

[scenic lodge]

so?

[frail stirrup]

Alright chill if being bad at the game is a crime then put me in solitary

[steady roost]

was hoping for a second bp or bs

or even mime

why perkeo

[sand talon]

First he should learn the game naturally

[scenic lodge]

average seance user

[sand talon]

Well it's my opinion atleast

[sand talon]

Seance isn't bad

[scenic lodge]

red card???

[finite river]

I actually love red card….

[scenic lodge]

alr alr

[frail stirrup]

Red card might be crazier than seance

[steady roost]

red card is goated wtf

[frail stirrup]

Nvm no it's not

But still crazy

[scenic lodge]

red card is alr mid to end game

when u have econ

[finite river]

Red card is easy scalable +mult I’m not even gonna argue

[scenic lodge]

seance is almost never good tho

[sand talon]

Yeah okay 👍

Yall got your opinions

And i got mine

Showman is the worst joker of all time

[scenic lodge]

💀

[finite river]

Genuinely how is it even useful

[scenic lodge]

i thought u played white stake endless

[frail stirrup]

Yeah but like 10 dollars for 6 mult a shop that you can't even get anything out of is horrible value

[sand talon]

And the 2nd worst joker is burnt joker

[finite river]

Showman can actually be good if u have good exon

[scenic lodge]

better than seance

[scenic lodge]

have u ever played balatro?

[finite river]

It can be alright later in the game…

[frail stirrup]

By then you have money but can't scale fast enough

[finite river]

If u get it once you have okay chipset and xmult at like mid game then it is more than enough

[scenic lodge]

red card is not really a joker u can win with , but it provides suitable mult until u can get smth good

but i have had several wins w red card so its not all bad

[sand talon]

Yes

[nova cipher]

Showman? Burnt joker?

[sand talon]

Yes

[nova cipher]

Brain worm living in your noggin

[sand talon]

Top 2 worst jokers

[desert edge]

gay banana

[frail stirrup]

Trolling for the love of the game i respect it

8 ball best joker in the game

[nova cipher]

Rfk twin

[finite river]

I mean tbf I don’t think burnt joker is as good as some people say but it is very good still

[scenic lodge]

seance might be better than 8-ball ngl

[nova cipher]

Burnt joker goes hard on later stakes

[frail stirrup]

Burnt joker is mid but for high card builds it goes crazy

[finite river]

Crazy

[sand talon]

Seance clearly is

[uncut magnet]

Ban

[nova cipher]

My favorite joker is

[finite river]

I’m gonna step out of this conversation now it’s absurd

[scenic lodge]

burnt joker is easily one of the best jokers in the game (for small hands)

[uncut magnet]

🤨

[nova cipher]

Did you guys get this one

[frail stirrup]

How would you buff space joker

[scenic lodge]

space joker requires no buff

its balanced

[nova cipher]

Oops all 6s

[frail stirrup]

Space joker is straight ass

[sand talon]

Yall ever ignored a joker thinking it was bad... And one day while playing with it and realised it's potential and it became one of your favourites??

Mine was Reserved Parking joker

[frail stirrup]

Oops all 6s is another slot youre using, early game woukd be fine

[uncut magnet]

Space joker is so good

[nova cipher]

Unironically had this exact moment with parking the other day

[scenic lodge]

so every 4 hands to upgrade the level isnt good?

[nova cipher]

Smiley face scary face reserved parking oops all 6s and seltzer

[uncut magnet]

Oops all sixes be like

[scenic lodge]

chicot

[sand talon]

I literally had this run today morning and EVERY ROUND i am getting 500$

From reserved parking

[nova cipher]

How did you make that much that's insane

[frail stirrup]

The problem is that your main hand is gonna insta win most of the time so for most builds you're getting a useful upgrade like once every 4 rounds

[nova cipher]

I was getting 20

[steady roost]

hmm

[sand talon]

Yup that's totally insane but it's real

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Card Collector: 5x mult for each joker bought this run.

[steady roost]

?? no

hologram on black tar heroin

[uncut magnet]

Had two space men but sold one for blue print of sum shit

[nova cipher]

Maybe like +2 mult

[vagrant bane]

Ceremony dagger

[frail stirrup]

Hot take ride the bus is technically good but i hate it, fucks up your econ for no reason

[vagrant bane]

Oshit I didn't mean 5x

Oops

+5 mult

[nova cipher]

Play more hands bank less coin

[frail stirrup]

If you have a build like that then fair

[sand talon]

With the Mime, Dice, and all extended handsize, Blueprint, Brainstorm, Red seal J in hand... Every round was 500$ 😭 I spent more time rerolling in the shop than playing the game

[frail stirrup]

You know what my favorite joker is

Wee joker

[sand talon]

wee :3

[frail stirrup]

Wee joker my beloved

[nova cipher]

I like bull

I hate square joker

Unless I get the pants one

[sand talon]

Real

It's very 🦥

[empty patio]

Square joker goated

I love square

[nova cipher]

Square joker good if you're built for 4 of a jokd. Or two pair

[frail stirrup]

Two pair is a horrible hand unless you have pants

[red hamlet]

imagine not wearing pants

oh wait

[empty patio]

Hc works just fine aswell

[nova cipher]

Relax

[red hamlet]

square joker works for high, pair, two pair and 3oak (4oak too)

[nova cipher]

And

4oak

[empty patio]

Works good with straights aswell

[red hamlet]

only with splash

[steady roost]

bro

[red hamlet]

you can't use square joker for straights otherwise

[red hamlet]

play it again

[frail stirrup]

4 fingers

[red hamlet]

oh yeah

that one

[empty patio]

Just bean bug

[red hamlet]

highkey forgot about those ones, don't like em

[frail stirrup]

Same

[red hamlet]

she splash on my 4 fingers till i shortcut

[frail stirrup]

Hate all of them

Qol jokers are kinda ass

[tacit bronze]

one of the weaker built that ive tried with

[empty patio]

Shortcut is amazing

[red hamlet]

yeah man

shortcut is so peak

peak GARBOOOOO

(it's alright, i just don't like straight builds)

[frail stirrup]

Smear is the only good qol type joker

[nova cipher]

Play checkered flushhead

[frail stirrup]

I got sick of checkered

Just brainless gameplay

[nova cipher]

But smear does the same thing

[frail stirrup]

Ok but with smear you pivot

[nova cipher]

To flushes?

[red hamlet]

no

into resetting your run

[frail stirrup]

With checkered you press play and you know your build already

[frail stirrup]

Early game yea

Smeared on checkered deck must feel so good for the cards

[red hamlet]

smeared users

[nova cipher]

Seaman

[frail stirrup]

Also i don't like pareidolia

It's a good joker

I just don't like that it exists

[red hamlet]

i think it's fine honestly

[frail stirrup]

Like build your deck you can't just get a joker that fixes your entire build for free

That's illegal

[red hamlet]

it doesnt' fix your build for free

[frail stirrup]

Ok it costs one slot

[nova cipher]

Whenever I get pareidolia I use it until I've fixed my deck enough that whatever hand I need is drawn

[red hamlet]

It takes up an entire joker slot + makes you even more susceptible to the plant

[nova cipher]

First

[red hamlet]

It doesnt' let you play better hands either

Also

[red hamlet]

hypocrite

[nova cipher]

Unless your face cards are buffed or you have reserved parking that's just free money

Does that not hurt your eye bawls

[red hamlet]

Smeared turns your entire deck into effectively a checkered deck 🗿

[vagrant bane]

New run orange stake checkered deck
I have supernova
Should I buy perishable egg or hack?

[red hamlet]

no cause i don't sit right in front of it

[frail stirrup]

Ok i lied i have an anti pareidolia agenda

[red hamlet]

i'm a little beit leaned back

[nova cipher]

Me when I'm chilling

[frail stirrup]

My strategy against the plant is pretending it doesn't exist until i get it then cry

[vagrant bane]

How does perishable egg work

[pseudo ruin]

is there cross progression at all?

[nova cipher]

Sometimes when I know my run will be killed by a boss blind I turn the screen off and sit in the dark for a minute

[red hamlet]

no

[vagrant bane]

Like can I wait till the X on it to get mone

[pseudo ruin]

yeah i didn’t think so damn

[nova cipher]

Unlock all

[finite river]

Ye

After it gets debuffed then it just stops gaining more money each round but it keeps the same value

[red hamlet]

perishable food jokers are so peak

[frail stirrup]

It's like rp

Putting an egg in my fridge for 5 days then selling it when it goes bad

For 17 dollars

[steady roost]

predictions?

i say e200

[red hamlet]

e180

[frail stirrup]

There should be a challenge called inflation, they give you negative econ jokers but the prices in the shop go up each ante

[nova cipher]

RAHHHHHHHHHH GOLD STAKE DONE

7 more to do

[vagrant bane]

Am i cooked

[vocal plank]

wym

[nova cipher]

You're cooking

[radiant tide]

@elfin ibex spambot @novel elm

[vagrant bane]

NOOOO

I CANT BUY BRAINSTORM

[steady roost]

who the fuck did you even ping

😭

[vagrant bane]

I have 3 super novas

[radiant tide]

<@&1133519078540185692> meant to ping you guys and not some rando here lmao

[radiant tide]

idk man lmao

[frail stirrup]

How much money

[vagrant bane]

18

I'm just trying to get to ante 9

[frail stirrup]

Cant you just sell a supernova

It's the same thing at worst

[zealous tendon]

🔫

[vagrant bane]

I died

I'm sad

Fucking plant

[frail stirrup]

Lol

[vagrant bane]

Bput to commit arson

[low hornet]

bonkers

[frail stirrup]

I always forget about yorick

[red hamlet]

cause he's a mid legendary

not the worst, not the best

just kinda in the middle

[limber moth]

Totally bonkers man

[frail stirrup]

It's pretty good

[empty patio]

He's the most reliable on higher stakes

[compact violet]

Ngl good build

[frail stirrup]

Bloodstone my beloved

[red hamlet]

yeah but he doesn't super scale like a canio can, doesn't go bananas like a trib, doesn't ahve the utility of a perkeo and he isn't worse than chicot

so he gets forgotten

https://tenor.com/view/heartsteel-paranoia-kayn-gif-8883758174826576989

[steady roost]

trib is second best legendary on white stake

canio is second best on gold

[empty patio]

Bean best legendary on white stake endless

[steady roost]

ok we get it

[empty patio]

Lol

[red hamlet]

either way

yorick is still mid out of the legendaries

so he doesn't get brought up as often

[steady roost]

yorick with recyclomancy and merry andy is much better i think

[vagrant bane]

Wait

Do you have to play an unseeded run to unlock a deck?

[empty patio]

Yes

[vagrant bane]

Itbdoesnnt say so

[digital tusk]

seeded runs disable any unlocks or achievements

[frail stirrup]

Here's my joker pitch
Eats 30% of your score until it eats 1 million then turns into a 3x

Uncommon

[digital tusk]

hmm this would be very dependent on what ante it shows up

[frail stirrup]

Late game it could save you but it could also be useless

Early game you can't take it

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Scam Artist: at the beginning of a selected blind, 10 cards in your deck are debuffed, however double money recieve after beating blind.

[frail stirrup]

Wait you're cooking

[digital tusk]

then much further past ante 10 it would become pretty bad

[frail stirrup]

Yeah it's just worse than like drivers license

But it's also fun

[digital tusk]

could maybe make it so it consumses 30% of score but gains 0.25x multi per round? rates adjusted for balancing

only during small and big binds

[frail stirrup]

That would be busted

Late game it would be brainless scaling

[digital tusk]

hmm yea

that doesnt seem right

[frail stirrup]

At 1.5x you already broke even and more

So the debuff is for like 2 rounds

[twilit rune]

Sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

Guys should my friend get balatro

[limber moth]

Sigma sigma on the wall who's the skibidiest of them all

[frail stirrup]

Yea

[digital tusk]

maybe the percentage of score it consumes could change with the mult? but then that would require some way to stop it

[frail stirrup]

I think it doesn't make sense to make it scale

Especially not from the start

[kindred igloo]

aw dang it

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-stop-winning-gamblecore-gif-3159579385253397327

[low hornet]

i just lost money on real life gambling last night but then i had a successful run in balatro so im good

[frail stirrup]

You basically broke even

[red hamlet]

-300 real cash
+300 fake cash

[low hornet]

its practically gave the same adrenaline

[red hamlet]

broke even in the mind, actually broke

[low hornet]

Noooooo

[red hamlet]

oop

league is up

cya gang

https://tenor.com/view/heartsteel-paranoia-kayn-gif-8883758174826576989

[frail stirrup]

Jackpot joker
1 in 10.000.000 chance of infinite money
Takes 1 dollar every round

[red hamlet]

not worth at all

[frail stirrup]

Thats the best part

It's rp

[red hamlet]

really pathetic?

yeah

i agree

[frail stirrup]

If you really think about it it's a 50/50 chance, either it happens or it doesn't

(Real)

[red hamlet]

it doesn't happen more often than it does

[frail stirrup]

That's not true i did the math

[rigid crow]

+5 mult 1/1000 chance to destroy all your jokers

[frail stirrup]

Evil Cavendish

[rigid crow]

they should add a joker that just gives you negative bananas

called going bananas

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/btd6-get-real-btd6-get-real-btd6banana-gif-23222200

[frail stirrup]

Real and true

[low hornet]

hey anyone knows that website where i could lookup whats on a seed

[red hamlet]

https://mathisfun0.github.io/The-Soul/

[low hornet]

thanks! its hard to remember since its githubbb thank you smm

[limber moth]

[frail stirrup]

Im joking around but that one meme of the nothing ever happens joker would actually be a pretty good one

Glass never breaks

[red hamlet]

that's just glass joker

[vagrant bane]

I was fucking scammed

I opened a planet pack

[limber moth]

Haha

[vagrant bane]

Got a black hole

[frail stirrup]

Me when i use wheel of fortune

[vagrant bane]

Forgetting constellation downt boost

[frail stirrup]

Happened to me yesterday lmao

[scenic lodge]

im back

[rough bison]

44 tarots and one soul, awesomesauce

[limber moth]

How are you gonna choose .6 of a tarot card

[boreal niche]

another day another reason why cerulean bell is not a real boss blind

2 temperances got me a very very full campfire

[dull valve]

My game bugged

[dull valve]

Bell and acorn need reworks

[frail stirrup]

This will be balatro in 2015

[dull valve]

Can't wait

[red hamlet]

i love the ace and back full house

big fan

[toxic night]

i forgot to reroll 😦

[strong rose]

funni all skip play

ante 5 144k lmao

[solar portal]

troubadour my beloved

[slate locust]

Hey. Could I have a word with any of the <@&1133519078540185692> ?

[junior bolt]

D:

[red hamlet]

all troub no adour

[strong rose]

pretty

[solar portal]

ion get it 😵‍💫

[patent gale]

suboptimal

[strong rose]

its good enough

[patent gale]

Not if it's not optimal

[vagrant bane]

I'm genially so mad rn

[red hamlet]

should've put the glass king first

[solar portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sassy-who-the-hell-cares-peter-family-guy-gif-5547786

[patent gale]

queen*

[strong rose]

okay

[patent gale]

[strong rose]

fine

[red hamlet]

🗿 no

the glass king

[strong rose]

time to travel back in time

[red hamlet]

it's a q cause his name is Quentin

[patent gale]

show screenshot

[vagrant bane]

So I had a hack + wee Joker + pareinolla whatever it's called + smiley, then I opened a spectral pack and acudently deleted all KY jokers

IT WAS THE RU

[red hamlet]

Quentin

[vagrant bane]

FUCKING

[red hamlet]

the glass king

[patent gale]

oh ok

[solar portal]

he's a glass quing

[red hamlet]

Glass Queer just not polychrome

[solar portal]

oh so in the closet

[red hamlet]

ye

[fathom minnow]

You can DM me

[rough grail]

Short Question Does someone know if I still can Buy the Physical Balatro Deck in Europe? I am not sure if I can still get them

[scenic lodge]

are they out yet?

[vagrant bane]

Do you think local thunk will add a card rank for 5 stone cards

[scenic lodge]

no i dont think so

[vagrant bane]

Meteor - lvl up stone five

[wraith elbow]

What do I do

This seed is insane

Do I sell the blueprint?

[broken peak]

I am going to cry

[flint copper]

Winnable?

[vagrant bane]

I LOST XAUSE I PLAYED A ROYALE

[cold lichen]

Wht do i copy?

[median wren]

is there anyway to see like run history or like cards that stuff in the game?

[limber moth]

Collection ig?

[cold lichen]

Ok

I used that with red stamp king and got abt 2b

Then i lost

To not getting enough hearts

Yooooo

..............

[vivid robin]

The switch version is cool but why did it lag so muchhh

[red hamlet]

since you're playing flushes, that means you don't have to worry about suit debuffs 🙂

[solar portal]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-philosophy-philosophical-choices-will-difficult-marvel-gif-16615025

[red hamlet]

like playing league!

[low hornet]

this is bootstraps ryt, any tips how do i easily get this?????

[red hamlet]

it's sattelite

[low hornet]

ohhhhh

hey what server you on league @red hamlet

[worn gust]

What is this melody 🙏

[red hamlet]

euw

[broken peak]

meme build lets go

[broken peak]

anaglyph economy tag

[dark osprey]

reddit on the left and anti-reddit on the right

[broken peak]

idk tbh

[dark osprey]

perfectly balanced

[broken peak]

as all things should be

[severe geode]

Use high cards as discards with burglar and green joker and ur set

[broken peak]

counter argument:

[severe geode]

fuck

[dark osprey]

some people get all the xmult

[red hamlet]

that's ok

they'll misplay a hand later on and immediately bite the dust when both obelisks reset

[cold lichen]

I get all the chips on every run exept Plasma deck

[dark osprey]

I got wee joker early on my first gold attempt on plasma

[cold lichen]

Nice

[opaque shard]

It's an unspoken rule to play your most played hand at the end of an obelisk run

[cold lichen]

Ive been tryna get wee joker tag start but i dont get it

[opaque shard]

And a face card at the end of a ride the bus run

[broken peak]

trust me, im not always this lucky

this run is a comeback from a high level hand type centered run ruined by the mouth blind

[broken peak]

i couldve won it

if I werent so reckless

i calculated it and needed to consistently get 14 mult on each hand

so if I were to upgrade lets say pairs I wouldve won

maybe having contingency plans for boss blinds isn't so unfeasible

i just gotta think about what makes my run good and how do I take advantage of that to become relatively strong through a vastly different playstyle

oh yeah, is there a mod that shows what boss blinds have been defeated? perhaps by graying them out in the collection menu

[solar portal]

i reached exponential numbers for the first time i believe

[red hamlet]

better to ask in #⚙・modding-general

[broken peak]

ty

[solar portal]

with a shoot the moon build LMAO

lot of red seal steel queens

and two polychrome mimes

also a perkeo making me cryptids

[broken peak]

WHAT

[solar portal]

the moon has been destroyed

[broken peak]

is it like an eternal that became obsolete?

[solar portal]

no it was like the centerpiece of the strategy

along with the mimes ofc

[broken peak]

OK IM GOING TO NEED YOU TO WALK ME THROUGH THAT

[solar portal]

okay so like

i got a mime early game and it was polychrome

and a shoot the moon i was expecting to sell

but the retrigerring thanks to the mime made it like carry me thru the early game and get a lot of money

so i was able to open a lot of tarots and fix my deck and fill it with foil steel queens with red seals

so they triggered like... 4 times total for both the shoot the moon and the steel

and yes i unironically ran castle i had no idea what i was doing i dont play much highscore i usually end runs after ante 8

[broken peak]

ah yes

the deck fixing thanks to the tarot cards

ignores the perkeo sized elephant in the room

[solar portal]

i got the perkeo pretty late

mostly relied on deaths and hangmen at first

[broken peak]

did you really rely on natural death cards to get all those red seal queens?

[solar portal]

no of course not but that's what i was planning to do before i got the perkeo

[broken peak]

i see

[solar portal]

i didn't expect to get him i lucked out

[broken peak]

also this is like literally baron mime build but instead of baron you have a second mime and steel cards

oh oh

once the scaling catches up to you

and you cant win

[solar portal]

i saw multiple barons during the run but didn't pick them cuz i was too commited to shoot the moon my beloved

[broken peak]

can you sell shoot the moon and see how much you score?

[solar portal]

sorry it's too late the run is finished

[broken peak]

ack

[red hamlet]

[solar portal]

i assume i'd score way less but i suck at math sooo im probs wrong the red seal steels probably did al ot of the work

[solar portal]

yeah i dont play much endless

also why does your discord look like a screen from the matrix

[broken peak]

maybe, but likely not by a lot
the castle would be the one to go for a baron tho

or blueprint brainstorm

invis is a bit uhh risky

[solar portal]

i panic picked the castle

cuz i had like no chips

[broken peak]

actually

hollon

im also shit at math but

[broken peak]

even in a run like this you probably sell everything but the mimes for invis

[solar portal]

an invis is how i duplicated the mime

[broken peak]

you can do it again

if you get the chance

[solar portal]

double shoot the moon would've been so funny

even if it sucked

[broken peak]

yeah endless is a meme in and of itself so like

js have fun

[solar portal]

that's how i play the game tbh

[willow reef]

img wond load

[solar portal]

i pick stuff i like even if there's better options

[willow reef]

hi nerds

[broken peak]

bro sameeeeeeeeee

[solar portal]

i dont care about the meta card right next to it i am picking that troubadour and nobody can stop me

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/heartsteel-paranoia-kayn-gif-8883758174826576989

[solar portal]

i dont know what game this is

[broken peak]

i was stressed out of my mind and then on a run that had somewhat of a direction i sold everything and got a photograph that was eternal, intended to ankh it, but then rerolled and got an obelisk and ankhed that and got lucky

you wont see drspectred do that

[solar portal]

obelisk is so underrated

[broken peak]

more like overhated

[red hamlet]

league

[solar portal]

yeah that's more like it

[red hamlet]

it's not underrated, it's just a bit annoying to play with

[solar portal]

oh yeah i haven't played league and hopefully never will

[red hamlet]

cause you need to crank a hand first and then you get to play other hands

[solar portal]

yeahhh u kinda wanna get it early so u know to play for it

[willow reef]

why isnt my jimbo scoring

[broken peak]

oh my days

IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!1!?/1!/1/!/1

[willow reef]

yes

i can upgrade jimbo

[broken peak]

but number go big tho :[

[harsh flicker]

what is this?

[willow reef]

gd level dead god cult

[harsh flicker]

oh lol

[grizzled socket]

same

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> give this man a $50 ban

[solar portal]

question of the day: what is your favorite joker?

[harsh flicker]

banana

[random tendon]

Why..

[solemn cloud]

hologram

[solar portal]

mine's constellation

[red hamlet]

🙏 hologram and marble

[final delta]

ive never used hologram before

[solemn cloud]

hologram goat except for when u buy it youll never get a standard pack ever again

[charred gate]

just anaglyph into 5 mega standard packs

[solemn cloud]

i swear today i bought a hologram in ante 2 and at ante 8 it was 1.75 lmao

[pallid sapphire]

Burnt joker

[cinder dome]

do i take lucky cat and if yes for what

[pallid sapphire]

Hiker, if you're done with him

[cinder dome]

i mean im farming giga chips with every re trigger no?

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah but lucky proc will soon far out strip the chips

[solemn cloud]

what is sock doin there

oh parei

i see

[cinder dome]

i got a soul

wait im gambling

let me cook

[solemn cloud]

yea hiker

[pallid sapphire]

Rolls canio

(Would be goated)

[cinder dome]

yorick

this is so not epic

[pallid sapphire]

Eh its serviceable albeit boring

[charred gate]

now buy eternal burglar

[remote field]

IM RAGINGGG 😦

[cinder dome]

give this guy a raise

holy godlike callout

[pallid sapphire]

If you can afford it, use a few extra hands to dig

[cinder dome]

https://tenor.com/view/rakeitoop-rokeitup-monkey-gif-21419836

[solar portal]

trib and poly sock ante one

it's showtime

[cinder dome]

my goat @pallid sapphire

[pallid sapphire]

W

[cinder dome]

wait what would i even look for now

negative blueprint

:tomfoolery:

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-blueprint-blueprint-joker-blueprint-balatro-gif-4660683019319863092

[cinder dome]

i hecking love lucky cards

wait coach

@pallid sapphire do i buy smiley face

or nah

[grizzled socket]

thats crazy

[pallid sapphire]

Smiley face ain't doing nothing bruv 💀

[cinder dome]

shi my bad gang

got like 10h in the game

wait why not

ah

nvm

[grizzled socket]

we gotta nerf flush me thinks

[desert pike]

The plant moment

[grizzled socket]

face card debuff?

rip

[pallid sapphire]

No reroll?

Bad luck

[desert pike]

Nope

[solemn cloud]

my run earlier lmao

[grizzled socket]

ante 11 😭

[grizzled socket]

HOW LONG DO U HAVE TO PLAY TO DO THIS

[cinder dome]

about 5 minutes

[solemn cloud]

lucky seed and patience

i only have like 90 hrs in the game

[cinder dome]

what the fuck man

[solemn cloud]

plant + parei?

[cinder dome]

window

[solemn cloud]

ah

[solar portal]

i got hella unlucky and somehow lost a run where i ankhed a trib

[red hamlet]

tribbed over, huh

[solar portal]

badum tss

[grizzled socket]

what does that mean 😭

[red hamlet]

ankh - spectral that copies a joker and destroys others

[steady roost]

doubled a trib

[solar portal]

i got very unlucky and lost a run where i had duplicated a triboulet

[steady roost]

so basically they have two tribs

[solar portal]

didn't draw enough queen and kings

i should've believed in the heart of the cards major skill issue on my end

[ionic trail]

Who else is gooning ✋🤣

[grizzled socket]

damnn

[solar portal]

ay boss what's da plan

[ionic trail]

Goon as hard as you can brochacho

[red hamlet]

🗿

[solar portal]

i will act like a stereotypical italian mobster as hard as i can boss

[low hornet]

omg its roffle hi

[solar portal]

i love mr rolling on the floor laughing

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-maxxing-fellow-gooners-gif-11992668248964818345

[solar portal]

i watched him before he played balatro

the dark ages

[red hamlet]

proper posture goes crazy, damn

[ionic trail]

@solar portal can I see ur run

🥶🥶🥶

[solar portal]

wich one?

[ionic trail]

The best one

[solar portal]

i dont think i have my best run recorded sadly

[ionic trail]

What about right now

[solar portal]

hmm?

[ionic trail]

Ur playing yes?

[solar portal]

nah it's open but im not playing rn

[ionic trail]

Ah Nevermind

@rustic ore why did y say yo mama to me

U are mean

[solar portal]

i need to count how many stickers i have

i might be like halfway now

[ionic trail]

How many hours do u have?

[solar portal]

like 400

[ionic trail]

Wow

[celest gulch]

Hey guys is it just me or the Nintendo switch balatro got an update

[ionic trail]

How long was ur longest run?

[solar portal]

hmm ante 13 i think?

i dont usually play highscore

i just stop after ante 8

[charred gate]

endless flex is propaganda made up by Big Baron and Big Perkeo

[gritty plaza]

just as I pick up Pareidolia

do i replace my Cavendish

[inner tiger]

Ya I came here to see. Idk what it is

[red hamlet]

🗿 no

grabbing an eternal pareidolia was already a mistake

unless you passed the plant

then it's aight

[low hornet]

guys play my 5 yorick seed its pretty badass im just so noob to not actually utilize my discards and petrologylph

i got like 200x+ mult with each yorick having x50 lmao

[gritty plaza]

directors cut

[red hamlet]

fairs
if you got a lot of kings then baron would be alright

[inner tiger]

Why is it that I have gold in blue, yellow, ghost, abandoned, checkered, and anaglyph, but I can't get ORANGE on RED DECK

it's been days

[solar portal]

wow

[red hamlet]

🗿

[solar portal]

i beat black deck gold stake easier than anaglyph and im still stuck on magic

[inner tiger]

Anaglyph by far took the longest

Well until red lmao

But it should be very easy

[unkempt crescent]

Just out of curiosity, when do the Balatro Fangamer playing cards ship out? I purchased mine in January, and have yet to receive any update. They said it would ship in March.

[solar portal]

red deck's pretty good you must be unlucky

[inner tiger]

I did die on the last round like multiple times yea, but I shouldn't be just barely cutting it

Idk what it is lmao it's driving me nuts. My white whale

[valid crater]

why people with red sealed steel kings only hands and mime/baron (with multiple copies/blueprints/brainstorms) play high card instead of flush five? is it better?

[red hamlet]

Baron doesn't count played cards

[unkempt crescent]

More kings held in hand for more mime retriggers and such

[gritty fjord]

They can’t all ship out at once so it depends, they prolly ship out the ones closest to the factory first

[valid crater]

you're right

[low hornet]

u miss the whole point of the build if you play 5 cards

[red hamlet]

1/5 chance to draw a 10
I don't fucking draw any extras
what is this shit man

[gritty fjord]

Uh oh it’s you

[red hamlet]

🗿

[gritty fjord]

The chance cards hate me

[red hamlet]

what's this supposed to mean

[valid crater]

I've never got there but I keep seeing screenshots of such builds

[gritty fjord]

Idk LMFAOOO we talked last night so I just recognized you

[low hornet]

its famous bc its the easiest build for naneif

[gritty fjord]

Galatro

Teehee

Also

Thunk.

[low hornet]

how does local thunk obtain his name

why not national thunk

[frail stirrup]

regionalthunk

[gritty fjord]

Do not do crypto

Please

[gritty fjord]

He’s local

[low hornet]

well hes famous now

he needs to change to universal thunk

[gritty fjord]

Yeah but his origins are local

He’s gotta stay grounded

Idk I think he’s more concerned with collabing with every fandom possible

They should have a mode where you have to do the math yourself and call it educational Balatro so they can get Balatro in schools

[low hornet]

he da goat for free update just for cosmetics

[gritty fjord]

He loves cosmetics

[red hamlet]

🗿

[pastel hornet]

How would I build a deck around high card or pair

[red hamlet]

🗿 something ain't right

[gritty fjord]

You spam planets

[lilac sonnet]

Baron mine

[low hornet]

scale

[gritty fjord]

Crimson heart with that build is insane

You may die

[red hamlet]

it's ante 7 dawg

[gritty fjord]

Ante 7 is ez

[slim junco]

Gah! Straight again. You lose, Boss Blind!

[gritty fjord]

Also has anyone ever finished ante 16??

[sweet cosmos]

Came here to post about the game i had this morning

[red hamlet]

it hit stencil

then walkie

then stencil again

🗿 idol fuck you

[gritty fjord]

Legendary joker W

I don’t have that deck yet

[red hamlet]

imma go play league man, less frustrating

[sweet cosmos]

Getting a poly perkeo at ante 3 be like

[gritty fjord]

Insane

[pastel hornet]

Sigil or ouija

[sweet cosmos]

Anyway i got the plant'd at ante 12 after making my entire deck red seal steel kings

[pastel hornet]

Or skip

[sweet cosmos]

:)

[red hamlet]

sigil can be aight
ouija is funny

[frail stirrup]

burnt joker and planets

[gritty fjord]

MIKU profile with the name ‘Carl’ is throwing me

[sweet cosmos]

balatro truly a game of all time (i love it)

[frail stirrup]

also tons of steel

[sweet cosmos]

cant wait for content patch

[low hornet]

i play on mobile is my profile cloud-saved?

[pastel hornet]

Ouija it is

IT'S ALL SIXES

[red hamlet]

OOPS ALL 6S

now get a sixth sense

[pastel hornet]

OH MY GOD

2 rare tags in a row

And I have double tag

Should I gamble

(ante 2)

[low hornet]

no

[pastel hornet]

Boss blind is the wheel

[pastel hornet]

OK but it'd be funny

[low hornet]

would you even afford the rare jokers

[gritty fjord]

Ur luck score is insane

[low hornet]

nvm its free

[pastel hornet]

Rare tag gives them free

[low hornet]

but still

[red hamlet]

rip it

[pastel hornet]

3 rare jokers

[low hornet]

go gambling

go

[red hamlet]

don't listen to reasonable guy

[gritty fjord]

LETS GO GAMBLINGGGG

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-stop-winning-lets-go-gambling-gif-7706745854605433240

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-gambling-gif-3937562841362806777

[low hornet]

aww dangit

[lilac basin]

Mobile > pc

[frail stirrup]

possible reference?

[red hamlet]

jhin/senna vs draven/lux
fuck me

[dark osprey]

steamlink mogs all

[pastel hornet]

I beat the boss blind

Let's see what I get

[low hornet]

what if balatro has hextech chest joker

[pastel hornet]

SHIT

Trio and duo

And I don't get the third yet

[pastel hornet]

Actually wait

This works

I can work with this

[red hamlet]

just keeps giving itself

[pastel hornet]

Three of a kind deck real!?

[red hamlet]

god i hate lux mains

normal game, sweating their ass off 😔

[low hornet]

rip hextech chests and league 2025

[red hamlet]

they're literally back

what are you on about

[low hornet]

wait no really

[red hamlet]

yes

[pastel hornet]

Let's see what my third free rare is

[low hornet]

LMAO

[pastel hornet]

Vagabond

[solemn cloud]

the first 4 times i used ouija i got all 6s and I thought it was a joke that it was random cuz sixth sense also used 6s

so i thought spectral cards was just a 6 thing 😭

[red hamlet]

we also get more per year + keys come with them

[grizzled socket]

ok this card looks like it requires the turtle bean

[pastel hornet]

OK I have an idea on what deck I could make

I just need more venus

[low hornet]

im gonna miss the hextech memes 😔

[boreal niche]

rate my joker tier list for the jokerless challenge

[worn gust]

Absolute cinema

[solar portal]

over ??? SERIOUSLY???? i mean dont get me wrong is good but like is wayyyy better and if you disagree you're dumb and probably play

[boreal niche]

_ _ is mid dude, is way better

[solar portal]

uninstal the game sucks ass

clearly you shouldn't be making tier list if you think is mid

[boreal niche]

idk why you would ever play over especially bc the challenge makes so much worse

[solar portal]

because it's WAY better than ??? it works like why would u not play it

[boreal niche]

you're fuckin stupid 😭

_ _ is soooooo bad

[solar portal]

says the guy that thinks is better than lol

[boreal niche]

especially compared to it's so much worse

[solar portal]

dont you talk about that way

[boreal niche]

have you ever even tried in this challenge

[solar portal]

yes i did actually

i beat it easily playing and

[boreal niche]

I don't believe you

[solar portal]

i know a lot about this challenge

in fact i made my own tier list and it's pretty much the opposite of yours

as you can see i put over

[boreal niche]

your tier list is dogshit bro

[solar portal]

uh nuh huh

[boreal niche]

why is anywhere near on that list

[solar portal]

because it's good?

[boreal niche]

_ _ is literally bottom tier

[solar portal]

it's low high tier

[boreal niche]

I would prefer anything else over , even is better

[solar portal]

EVEN ???

[boreal niche]

IT'S BETTER THAN MF

[solar portal]

now i do agree that is better than but is nowhere near as good as

[final delta]

agreed goated list

[solar portal]

he gets it

[boreal niche]

nuh uh

they put over so it sucks

[solar portal]

k9 swagger please explain to them why is better than i c an't get it thru their thick skull

[grizzled socket]

is cloud 9 good

[solar portal]

i'd say it's pretty good

gold joker is good and it's p much a better gold joker but mroe expensive

[boreal niche]

at base it gives as much as golden joker

you can ofc scale it better by having more 9s

[final delta]

because is far much better then it's common sence is mid asf were as is goated

[boreal niche]

it does its job of being an econ joker

[solar portal]

fax nation rise up

[final delta]

untill i start deck fixing

[boreal niche]

not as good as rebate but not as Mid as like

fuckin

to the moon ig

[final delta]

ONG we support the goat

[solar portal]

rebate my beloved

[final delta]

rocket is my fav econ

[solar portal]

rocket carries me so hard

i always take eternal rockets and rebates

[final delta]

it scales and i don't have to do a thing

[solar portal]

i like having econ even late game

[boreal niche]

trading card has been serving me well lately

[final delta]

I have a rerolling addiction

[boreal niche]

econ AND deckfixing? Satisfactory

[solar portal]

to the moon would be so much better as a common

cuz i'td be cheaper and better as an econ joker

[final delta]

to the moon is good early game imo

[solar portal]

it's p much unplayable on gold stake the way it is rn

a bit too slow and you pay a lot for it early game you want point scoring jokers fast on high stakes imo

[final delta]

I accidentally took to the moon on red stake yesterday

[solar portal]

did it do well?

[grizzled socket]

is mail in rebate good

[solar portal]

mail in rebate is amazing

especially with deckfixing

[boreal niche]

Probably the best econ joker in the game

[final delta]

OH WAIT NO GREEN DECK SORRY

[grizzled socket]

yeah ill get that

[solar portal]

LMAO

happens to the best of us

[boreal niche]

I took seed money on green deck the other day

[finite shadow]

Definitely agree. To the moon and rocket being same rarity is crazee. To the moon honestly insane how it takes up a joker slot, but would be too OP if it was a voucher

[solar portal]

i took ride the bus and parawhatever yesterday AND today

[final delta]

I did both in thr same run

[boreal niche]

the game rewarded me by offering money tree as my very next voucher

[solar portal]

fax

[low hornet]

im on my 500th trying to win gold stake🫠

[final delta]

I can't wait for my first eternal egg

[finite shadow]

Have u won before on any deck?

[solar portal]

i got an eternal negative egg once

and it actually helped me

[low hornet]

no im still on red deck, any advice🫠

[solar portal]

temperance value

[red hamlet]

i swear people find the worst moments to call

[gilded nacelle]

swashbuckler too

[boreal niche]

temperance over here bug eyed floating towards egg like a cartoon character smelling a pie

[boreal niche]

good econ = good run

[solar portal]

chat i need advice

is it good to cut out the corners of a straight deck?

[sand talon]

lucky cards aren't bad

[solar portal]

like i heard it was

[finite shadow]

Yea! Use your extra discards but wisely. The trick to gold stake is knowing when you can and can’t greed. As long as you have a constant understanding of your strength and Econ as well as Econ potential and growth scale potential, you will be fine. Basically every decision kinda needs to coincide with your prior decision

[solar portal]

should i try to remove aces and twos for example?

[boreal niche]

generally people go for a 10-9-8-7-6 straight yeah

[finite shadow]

Super super super easy to get punished and immediately make a run unwinnable on gold stake

[boreal niche]

i don't do it much bc i play straight builds with painted deck where it's muuuuuch easier

[finite shadow]

Risks be calculated, and Econ be managed, and you will be fine :D

[pallid sapphire]

But only AKQJ10 straight triggers my neurons 💔

[solar portal]

i dont like straight builds on any deck that isn't painted or abandoned

[final delta]

At least u got a free joker slot from it

[finite shadow]

Me when 324

[boreal niche]

j-10-9-8-7 makes me physically ill bc it doesn't clear small blind in one go

[grizzled socket]

are flush builds simply the best

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah fr

[boreal niche]

depends

[finite shadow]

No

[pallid sapphire]

No

Flush bad

[boreal niche]

but no not rlly

[solar portal]

nah flushes are kinda meh

[boreal niche]

Jupiter scales bad