#🎙・server-chat
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everything green to me
Yeah that one guy does
it gives you a new perspective on the snobby discord mods cuz it does make you feel entitled lol
I don't think anyone here plays Balatro tbh
No we do
bro who tf plays balatro
Who
I find it very unlikely
that is so last month
i'm a joker poker player
we moved on to Balala
So true
Balala JokerPoker is way better
HEY LOCALTHUNK DELETE YOUR SHIT GAME AND MERGE WITH BALALA
Nobody invited me
Ur getting banned no way 😭😭
Dawg why you got so many off brand games
actually i only play nubby's number factory
its all jokes i swear i love balatro and localthunk
Horsie
Everyone knows that real ones actually play UNO as a roguelike
League > balatro
I only play uno with groups of 4 or less and ppl i know
Who hurt you
wtf is this
LEAGUE???
I haven't played Uno in a long time
who hurt YOU?
Hylics mentioned.
i blow up ur house
yall know the singleplayer cardgame Scoundrel it uses a regular poker deck but its a roguelite
League is actually so bad
it reminds me of this book (i think) that has aliens turn humans into "modern art"
or movie idk
play Hylics
It’s worse than valorant
Oh I've played it before it's really fun
Also really hard
or, hear me out
We play games we enjoy and not rip into other people for playing games you don't like
this is amazing
No im a hater
thank you
how do you get plasma deck
oh uh i forogot
sublimate a liquid
please i'm stuck with blue 😭
You have to give a blood sacrifice
you gotta plasma all over the place
or that
🗿 i'm going to strength you into a king
Hello? 😭
What does this mean
testosterone moment
ℹ️informationℹ️
LMAO
no testosterone needed
Something ur low on?
just pure strength
i wish
muscle power alone is enough to turn a number into a boy
i'm on black stakes 😭
Trans girl in the wild?
and that man back into a number
man into an asexual*
soon 🙏 (parents moment)
What's yalls favorite stake modifier
and then into numbers
the gay one
steak
it turns the man into a singularity
Parents moment 😔
i wish i was a little bit taller
indubitably

i wish i was a baller
I wish I was a baller
Ur a nerd
i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her
nothing, just figured it would be a bit more obvious i'm trans what with my banner and pronouns lmfao
i love my girlfriend
Isn’t that emoji from that one age-regression server
yeah but why the cup 😭 why we drinkin
no it's from my friends'
Mb 😔
Good.
Anyway I couldn't figure out how to bitcrush gifs online so I'll just ffmpeg it when I'm home
Here's the awesome
Win a run with blue stake iirc
Man my data just died I think lmao sorry if this spams
Unable to send messages but can still read them this is hell²
OH IM BACK
holy internet batman
LOL
wow
woah
bro all of this man's messages just went through lma9o
Bello
bello
i love when discord does that
We're back chat
it's fantastic
i bring you back
Wrong server
Hell squared is crazy
Thank you 😐
me after packet spoofing my school's wifi a quarter trillion times a second
What's going on
lol
It was basically the worst thing to happen to anyone ever even worse than 9/11
🗿
AND SO I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE


Nerds
me fr
This is fnaf
okay guys i go to sleepers nhow

Okay this is quickly getting to cringe
these gifs are hilarious
nuh-uh
Am I dead again chat
haha no

Bet
wish i was
Idk I can do CPR
My awesome image just won't send smh
ing it rn
what is this meme format even from dude
the batman

sup
pain.
Perhaps I am cursed to a text only world
no
Vc with the balabros sounds like a movie....
Good
ok we're getting a little far afield

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1131691975301668945 exists please use it freely
im heartbroken
Just uhhhh
and keep this one for balatro and balatro server adjacent stuff

thank you
in the
, straight up
ing it, and by it, haha, well, lets justr say, my 
-balatro discord
looks inside
-photochad
YAYYYYYYYY
they made me win my first gold stake 😭
some PANTS
i get photochad almost every run
sometimes i have to refuse it
wait im taking it to off topic
yall dont even realize this is like the oldest inside joke of the server smdh #🕹・game-discussion message
you're the oldest joke
big if true
true i do not
looks inside
i finally did a gold stake run and all it took was getting incredibly lucky
___the ultimate text ___
jo,ker......
do I take it
what replace
WHY IS EVERY SINGKE BLUEPRINT I GET PERISHABLE
why
13 hands lmao
that's a hell of a joker build
guys look
yuh
ICECORN
lmao
popcorn is turtle bean but only for early game
bro i keep thinking wrathful is blue print and getting excite
which ones that again

dang

ectoplasm and wraith
asswell indeed
help
Crazy run for a challenge
im hitting lows of 300k, highs of 15mil haha
normal

worth it
Oh god
soul
souoh nol
what to sell
red i su;ppose
because you might end up getting chicot
good lord
bri'ish
+
= restaurant
Local Joker's Deli restaurant/store card
oi bruv don'e oot meh 'ike 'at
@quick moat
what build shpuld i do
hmmm
pair, two pair or toak
toak?
kk
three of a kind
ah
well bit too late now
whata re you on 💔
first baron build
i only got baron ante 17 and i used all my cryptids by the time i got it
Nice!
I finally got home and bitcrushed my beautiful awesome creation and now it's beautiful
1bps bitrate
You're welcome for my service
tiem for some league
ante 400 is too much bro 💔
bro 💔 league is down
YES
alr ive played it like 7 timees tbf
i just dk watta play
thanks
im chronically online if you didnt already realise
1v1 me on destiny 2 🔥
Literally it isn't
🔥
Ok
1 bps wouldn't even load the image within a week
dont have destiny 2 💔
oh ok
Dawg it doesn't make your internet 1bps learn how video encoding works 😭
Imagine playing MMO shooters 💀 💀 💀
1 bit per second wouldn't place all the pixels on the image within a week
thats like 40% of games nowadays
Yeah n they're all copy paste trash
fair
there are SOME that are good
Are you running at 1bps or something
but alot are just cnp
Which one do I sell
cat
1 bit per second
Assuming you're using 24 bit color space, a single pixel is 24 bits. 24 seconds per pixel times the amount of pixels in the image (width * height)
Make sense?
The video
Is compressed
With ffmpeg
At a constant bitrate limit
Of one bit per second
Leading to mpeg4 block artefacts
And a limited color palette
As well as b frame blending and datamoshing
Saying it's 1bps doesn't mean it's forced to load that way you daft fool
There's no way you're not trolling
Why are
You typing
Like this
Em
phasis
I'm not, but maybe you are
I bet ur British, saying "daft" and all
she Sock on my Deck 'till I'm Buskin..........
whats wrong with ebing british mate?
Nothing I'm just making fun of this guy lol
Please explain how you think encoding a video at a low bitrate means that it must be uploaded at that bitrate
It's entirely different processes with 0 correlation
I'm not even talking about uploading
Bro 💀
1 bit per second on either side would be the same math
Which chat is stupider rn server chat or game discussion
Your dms
That is exactly what you're talking about
Besides my dms
God this is so stupid
Now kiss
Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portugues?!?!?!?!??
1/2
i play balatro
Can u play noe
I speak spanish lol
Now*
yuh
Black deck sucks
Its Just for talking about the game
Took me like 2 weeks of attempts whenever I have time
It's also language localization idk if Portuguese is there but it's your best bet
I ve try it
im reading #🕹・game-discussion
BLACK DECK IS MY LOVER
losing braincells at a constant rate
SHUT
agreed
I'm literally never touching it again
💀
I hate it too lol
Finally a reasonable person
Say black deck but replace the e with i
Relax, it's called dark humor
i have a gif for that
blick dack :D
JOKING
Are you a joker?
clipping this, police are called
IM A MINOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️
cool, hope you find some cool rocks or something
Congrats i guess
i need to go to bed instead of gambling away digital tokens
its like 02:23
rn
amateur
Jack
no i have 2 tests tmrw and an essay do in friday
Bros jacking it rn
straight jackin' it
otherwise i would be up longer
hit the road
woa
most fun build
I also had hiker before so my cards have an insane amount of chips lol
i should not have rerolled
holy shit
chadphotophotophotophotochad
I MADE IT ANYWAYS?????
Beast mode
No bc why is the mult and jokers suffocating me and giving me sleep paralysis like what 💀
i really didnt know trading card is this powerful guys...
im fucking it let and right
eh
😭
Sketch-a-Jester:
This joker gains ×0.1 mult for every consecutive scoring card of the same suit
Uncommon
So the gif isn't 1bps
it's just being compressed at 1bps on your end
Yes, that's more accurate
Billboard:
×4 mult if played hand is a [poker hand]. Hand changes at the end of the round
time to play inscryption
Good luck
This combo is crazy
it's kinda funnier at 10kb/s
I shold've thought before taking mail in rebate
Just found this game on game pass. Loved it and now bought it on mobile
Doesn't that already exist
It's similar to idol
there's to-do list
Yeah
but nothing that rewards playing a specific hand in score
Oh true
then it'll appear
Ahhhh
I never take it because my glass cards never break
Just too good at the game I guess
Ok that's actually insane
my ones break until i take glass joker
Insane but kinda annoying
Fair
it goes super hard
but you need to break cards for it
and you usally can't make more fast enough to keep up playing multiple glass per hand
What if DNA and oops and glass and blueberint and green needle
oop, new max0r video 
skibidi ohio rizz chat
Is that color palette reduction on top of the bitrate reduction
i only cranked the bitrate when exporting
so the color reduction is just from bitrate being dogshit and kdenlive doing it's best to make it work
fantastic data
i am getting 190 dollars with this joker setup every round
and i am rerolling all of the money
still haven't found oops all 6s or a mime
and im on ante 11
dude
balatro hates me
Guys, what to do now
chad does not need to be there
but yeah, chad doing the least there
chad and yorick both go eventually
unless i assume you're literally doing photochad with glass
in precisely 4 rerolls theres a negative blueprint so just do that
🗿 no seed so you don't know that
no i know everything about every seed
Oke
I sold photo earlier for yorick
make em steel and red seal
rip a standard pack for a redseal king if you can't get spectrals
Chance of a red seal king in a pack is extremely low
I got red queen, gonna scale this run, will post seed when complete
strength that bitch
i haven't seen a poly chad till now
12 strengths
So yorick is bad here I guess, Do I need DNA, what I can replace yorick with?
huh. misprints random text actually tells you what the top card on your draw pile is?
STRENGTH THAT BITCH
rude to her!
YUUUUUUUUUUP
Ankh is stuck
I need director cut
GUYS
should i take the dna?
im getting 400 dolla from 1 round from this setup 😭
I NEED A MIME SOO BAD
guys... mime retriggers the reversed parking too right?
i think so
holy
it works weirdly, but yes.
oh my god
i need it soo bad 😭
why is it like this
there is no way im reroling literally 100s of dollars every round
and still not finding mime
i even have overstock
1 more hour 😔
486 dollars from ONE ROUND
6 perkeos
new record lmao
ahh yes
why
ive been trying to find another blueprint or brainstorm for like 20 rounds
you can't
you dont have a showman
i havent thought of that
👀
probably would help
who is this lady
is she 1000 years old?
:3
????????
razpe
rappe
yes
Gold stake is gonna make me tweak
If I see another “oh just get better jokers guide” im gonna bash my monitor
there is just so much wrong with this :(
I like to practice on seeded runs sometimes
GUYSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
FINALLY A MIME
what should i replace??
oops all 6s can go right?
it'll kill your parking a bit
because if the mime retriggers parking....
1/2 x2 vs 2/2 x1
yeah
and i also really really need the mim
mime
cuz i have all steel cards
red seal
j unfortunately not uh.... kings
i love reverse parking damn
i didnt knew a common joker can give me this much wealth
reserved
i got confused why i couldn't use my wheel
all my jokers are already enchanced 😭
damnnnn
what a rare occurance lmaoo
Someone talk spanish?
Si
Ayudame con esto por favor
i don't actually
not worth
What can i do
actually
Mmm
Risky
So i stay like this

❤️

damn 😭

now that I got naneinf what do I do
play league


why would you do this
HOW TF
and lost
reserved parking is da goat 😭
burgie + troubadour + mime just goes hard
idk what to sell
ditch the whiteboard
blackboard
or anyother + mult joker
🗿 what the dice doin
it's hard carrying though
you dont need the planet joker right?
you can delete the planet joker ngl
you could yeet dice
I was hoping to get a lucky card deck but it hasn't happened yet
dice is good
yeah so just yeet dice
its useful
you get +10 mult from the planet joker + free planet packs
I mean I do love +10 mult but I don't need it
ditch the planet joker brooooooo
you are getting X4 in return
trust me
i'm getting mixed answers 😭
if you keep dice you will never see a magician again
and install the x4
alright sure
bruh
here we go
this fucking foil astronomer got me out here thinking it's blueprint
piece of shit
LMAO
W
LMAO
this is the W play in the end
i looooove free planets but sixes is funny so it should stay
bros colleting those rare jokers like infinity stones 😭
real
peak, peak, trash, peak
make them all spades and get the flush one
hell yeah
truee
noooooo
he should make the hearts
cuz of bloodstone
but blackboard
and dice synergy
bro bloodstone x dice >>>>> black boards
actually fair
don't think I've unlocked it lmao
she's right there bro
I don't even think this is a problem
how much score are you getting from your jokers?
w
quite a bit I would say
don't have a definitive number yet
lmao
you got some breathing room
but are you using the blackboard?
first time winning a run without a single flush
if you are not... then you should ditch it and take another strong joker
yeah
that fits your build
i'm first waiting for a strong joker to appear
you should unlock a joker for that lol
I did :D
yay :D
is it worth taking two ectoplasm if i’m doing mine baron build? I have both the hand vouchers
LMAO
that's -3 hand size right there
yeah that’s why i’m asking if it’s worth even with both vouchers
no
dont take it
hold R
don't
😂
goofy aah stickers
they're not stickers and I have a whole army of them
Activate Windows
i mean i don't really care i just like pointing it out for no reason
it's joever :(
my reaction whenever the run ends without naneinf:
wheezing
selling madness is the real madness now
reposting this once again- i'm trying to compile a community tier list for all the jokers, i would appreciate if yall would be willing to fill it out! this time i am saying please please please please please please please please https://forms.gle/BMLSVvaus3YszdUb8
The aim of this form is to create a community tier list. Please be honest with your answers and only fill out the form once to preserve the accuracy of this list.
For each joker, please answer on a scale from 1-10: How likely are you to use this joker if it appears in the shop or a booster pack at any given point in any given run?
You are allo...
@red hamlet @sand talon FOR THE GLORY OF THE HEAD OF THE DEMON
man I just realized I'm so dumb
turns out
1.5e5 does NOT equal 1.5 times 5 Euler's Numbers.
e is just ^.
x10^X
I ALMOST BEAT GOLD STAKE BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT GET A 3 OF A KIND
I now know the true value of high cards though
e = π = 3
Do I skip? Or sell yorick
wh
no??? pi ≠ 3.
unless I'm stupid and forgetting something
Club card debuffed after this
1 sig fig pi is indeed 3
considering you have a baron mime build a trib probably won't do you any good, I say skip
what's yorick's mult amount
👋 bye bye yoricku san
imagine you get another yorick
x17. But club card debufffed next, i dont have director cut
But perkeo...
🤔 you might get chicot
do you have a lot of club cards
goign by the red seal king
probably
I don't care what anybody says chicot is not that bad
nobody says he's that bad
he's just not that great of a legendary compared to the others
bro doesn't have anything to perkolater with
Mostly, do you think this enough
unless he were to try to pivot into observatory but at ante 14 is unlikely
Feels like people never even consider chicot just cuz he's not as good as the other legendaries
cause usually boss blinds aren't a problem cause you just reroll it
well it isn't enough other suits to consitute going theough with the boss blind I'd say
Yeah, chicot is not strong enough when you have director cut
yea I think you should sell yorick
"chicot is the worst legendary" mf when plant, violet vessel or any game ending blind
🗿 that dosn't change the fact htat he is the worst legendary
Unless I'm somehow mistaken, or just ignorant, I honestly don't find myself getting the reroll voucher that much
Is there like another way to reroll it?
"chicot isnt' the worst legendary" mf when observatory 300 planets pekero build shows up
like
"chicot is the worst legendary" mfs when Verdant Leaf
we can cherry pick scenarios all day
fair
yeah fair enough ig
I mean objectively he's the worst legendary
does this achievement have the same typo on the steam side of things
I still agree that chicot is great
but in a perfect world baron is a legend and chicot is a rare
but it feels like people see him as worse than the worst legendary yk
Either way
Chicot is the worst of all the legendaries
Because there's other ways to get rid off boss blinds that kill you, like a voucher that doesn't use joker slots
or straight up just a lucha sell
purely cause of the voucher
why waste a joker slot when you can just
not
I think I've gotten the voucher like once
I just don't buy it
you might not have the money for director's at the monent
me when i have 2 chicots and im facing the -1 hand size boss
You might also not get a soul card to get a chicot in the first place
Sure it's a bummer to get a soul and get a chicot but it's not like it won't help
we're not really comparing specific scenarios, just objective strength
I mean obviously
But it still kinda sucks
2 chicots is useless
sell one for money
Is it worth 10 dollars tho? Just 10 dollars?
it gives positives, on manacle it's permanent hand size
oh shoot nvm
that one image with 3 chicot and violet vessel is 3603
is how many it takes to get nane-inf on violet vessel
average seeded run
nice
actually impossible
fr tho I don't think I've seen anybody keep a chicot even when they can afford it
problem arises really quickly that you would need to get HELLA negative invis jokers
pretty sure if every pack contained a soul card that had chicot you wouldn't even get close
well you can only get 5 that way
then you need invis negatives or take a lot of ectos + negative skips for more invis
I want to take a negative sip
wait so
in cryptid there's a boss blind that gets more difficult the more time you spend, if you have two chicots does it go down?
i just finished this guy survey
I love this
and found out that gros michel is in S tier
gros michel?????
Also Hanging chad
it's necessary for cavendish so I kinda understand
hanging chad in S is understandable but I disagree
hanging chad is the best common should be in uncommon ngl
there's nothing to disagree, it's an S joker
fill up the survey then
I just think it's more of a high A personally
It works with glass to basically make a photochad without photo
Works with luckies and seals to get even more money
it's just stupidly versatile
retriggers are always helpful... so maybe
it's far too strong for a common
Is there a mod that changes all xmult effects into xchip i think that would be funny
it's pure retriggers no catches that's why it's good
Fun fact: That is an indirect buff
Because now it works with baseball card 🙂
oh yeah baseball card
Well then it would be the same thing but like, depending on the scenario a straight upgrade
between riff raff and hanging chad which is better
chad
because the difference between chips and mult vanilla is chips start higher and only get added to while mult starts lower and gets both added to and multiplied
it's not even a competition
so everything being x chips is kind of just better in a lot of scenarios
I like the nerf idea someone posted here a while ago to change it so it retriggers the first two cards once
Yeah now that i think about it it would be insanely op because you can get fully effective xmult effects before you add mult
like stuntman gives you 250 chips for basically free, you get a flush five and you're over 300, then multiplying that gets insane real quick
it basically just reverses the relationship and in turn makes it like way more busted early game and kind of defeats a lot of progression
the game is kind of balanced around lategame strats being adding mult and multiplying it so reversing the relationship really would really just be kind of unfun
It is funny though someone should do that
Got e19 for unseeded run. NJ231PXY Gotta run it again
just go play cryptid
NJ231PXY
Triboulet stuntman would be insane with xchip like the game would be over
Actually a joker that converts all x mult to x chips is a great idea for cryptid
Then add a flat mult joker like erosion or sth
isn't that the same thing tho or am I stupid, (250x2)x4 still is 250x(4x2) isnt it?
Not perkeo smh
it's specifically cause there's some insane chip generators
like once you get wee joker running, it goes crazy
50 chips from stones
Well yeah but lets say you have 200 chips with stuntman, then you xchip tons of times with triboulet, then on top of that you can add lets say 50 mult at the end with a flat mult joker that would usually do nothing
My seed had 3 the soul lmao
Wait does stuntman add the chips when you play the cards or after
after
yeah because multiplication is commutative
xchip would go crazy on plasma icl
Hmm I'm thinking of possibilities where xchip would make sense
It would make hiker worse
"xchip is in the game, it's called mult"
If it triggers before the cards are done playing like glass or whatever
No it's not the same in every scenario
i mean
xchip is not that much different from xmult
since you're doubling one of the values
xchip is xmult in a blue dress
It would be like a little different
yeah that's the only difference
The specific area where it IS different is plasma
since 250 + 4 then divided by 2 is weaker than 500 + 2 divided by 2
It's not because let's say you have a 5xmult joker at the beginning and stuntman at the end, it doesn't matter. If you have xchip you need to swap them
do i get?
Let me think.of a scenario where it would actually be different
Plasma. Deck.
Then it won't be any different
Plasma is the only deck with different math
Outside of plasma, xchips is the same thing as xmult
If you can find a scenario where it's different
Go let universities know that their math is wrong
Maybe? But if your future joker's shit then there'd less hand size for kings
if you need a joker slot, just sell burnt or trading
this is seeded run, i get a showman sometime later
Ok let's say you have a fully unaltered deck with no luckies or mult cards, you also have triboulet and no other jokers. Triboulet does xchip instead of xmult. You play 2 kings
Base 10 x 2
1st card adds 10 chips
Joker triggers
20 x 2 = 40
Now the score is 40 x 2
Second card adds 10 chips
50 x 2 = 100
Score is 100 x 2 = 200
This is the same hand with balatro calculator
Hell yea
I was literally about to take the voucher and skip the jokers
The invis came from a wraith card
I was gonna say how did you afford that
Is there an all face cards erratic seed?
Yeah search pareidolia first shop seed /s
Econ is taken care of by a temperance in the ante 2 big blind shop
Didn't even think of that
Genous
How i felt typing that
What if chicot got a buff where it also makes the blind score requirement to be whatever the small blind is.
hmmm
chicot doesnt need a buff
chicot is underated
do i sell burnt
Chicot is good but it's also boring


