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red hamlet
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devil may cry bro

fringe light
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dante

dusty jay
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On a scale of 1/826 how good is it

red hamlet
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826/826

fringe light
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827/826

red hamlet
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the fucking opening song

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is limp bizkit

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it's so 2000s and so DMC

fringe light
red hamlet
dusty jay
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Interessant

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Jemapple

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I'll check it out

fringe light
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yakuza is also good

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and metal gear rising

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cant wait for snake eyes

red hamlet
fringe light
red hamlet
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no

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yakuza pirate game

livid bone
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First of all, screw you

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fringe light
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oh

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ohhhh

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plant

dusky oasis
fringe light
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the downfall is upcoming

weak tangle
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finally get a good gold stake start then game decides nah fuck you psychi

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fringe light
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i hate

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fucking h a t e

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psychic

red hamlet
# fringe light oh

it's majima from yakuza waking up on a beach with 0 memories
and decides to become a fucking pirate in hawaii

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lmfao

dusky oasis
livid bone
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tHE EVER SO RELIABLE LUCHADOR

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Do I just like sell dna?

fringe light
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what seed is this bro 😭

dusky oasis
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That's a weird looking luchador

livid bone
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I had early game gift card so my brainstorm is worth $13

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and then I got an invis

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So I sold everything and used the double tag on a mega joker pack, and got mime and mail literally in one pack

fringe light
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bro

livid bone
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and also baron like a pack before

fringe light
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do i get it

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ante 4

final delta
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how do u even do a good flush build

livid bone
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Using up all doubles on a mega pack after invis is pretty fun

dusty jay
final delta
weak tangle
fringe light
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im using blue rn'

weak tangle
livid bone
fringe light
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me to

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or two pair

dusty jay
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I like full houses

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It's pretty

livid bone
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The ever reliable luchador my ass

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final delta
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but like what about deck fixing for flush

dusty jay
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Hearts

final delta
livid bone
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also easy to transition to flush five

dusty jay
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What's the question?

final delta
dusty jay
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Just go for kings forget everything else

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Flush five kings

final delta
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then that's flush 5

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im on about flush

dusty jay
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Ohh

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Keep it balanced dumbo

vapid thistle
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chat what do i do idk what is happening at this point

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dusty jay
vapid thistle
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i cant get rid of lucky its the thing that makes me live

dusty jay
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Or if hanky panky isn't doing much

livid bone
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copy baron or mime?

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vapid thistle
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i have a lot of lucky hack cards

final delta
dusty jay
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Sell hanky panky

vapid thistle
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no i just got a run with some potential

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and decided to go endless

dusty jay
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Forget the blueprint the and find a ecto

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If you can't remove anything without dying

vapid thistle
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yeah ig so

spark finch
nova cipher
final delta
fringe light
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i lowkey love dusk joker

livid bone
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YES YES YES YES YES

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vagrant bane
final delta
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about to do some highscorr runs

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earlier I had a run with perkeo and yorick

vagrant bane
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I learned 2 things today

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Vouchers can appear twice

livid bone
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holy shit I hit $500

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vagrant bane
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And tarantulas have paws

keen ridge
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Might be the best seed ever 😈

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vagrant bane
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Respect the spearhead thingy

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And wash

livid bone
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well damn this is gonna be a fun serpent

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dapper dust
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Woot - turns out that getting a throwback and a brainstorm by skipping round 1 uhhh…. Helps… when trying to do the speedrun achievement

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livid bone
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Wait if you upgrade a 5oak with a burnt, but never play it does it start showing up?

dapper dust
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Literally just skip everything, and boom, winner winner chicken dinner

fringe light
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analglyph gold time

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im gonna regret this

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but ill try black purple stake after this

dapper dust
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Freudian balatro - I like it

fringe light
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huh

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mr bones 1st shop

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and its free

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yoink

agile pawn
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i also have to do anaglyph gold stake

final delta
vagrant bane
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N

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Watching a roffle video

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He started with paint brush

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Didn't get it

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Got it later on

livid bone
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uhh ummmm

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Still no blueprint btw

vagrant bane
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Hanging Chad is like

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Pseudo blueprint

red hamlet
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????

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how in hte fuck does that work lmfao

vagrant bane
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Trigger

red hamlet
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🗿 you don't copy any jokers

livid bone
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damn I haven't seen black hole in a long while

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vagrant bane
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Ah yes

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Black hole

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my favorite planet

livid bone
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CALLED IT

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zinc thorn
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just had a Wee joker at 1,800+. That is the largest my wee has ever been

vagrant bane
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Guys what do you think blueprint taste like

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I say blueberry pie that doesn't want to go away

dapper dust
fringe light
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i have failed at ante 2 because of FUCKING plant

vagrant bane
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How the fuck does that happen amelia

livid bone
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What do I even look for now?

vagrant bane
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More blueprint

livid bone
zinc thorn
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negative skip, one will be showman and then all of them will be blueprints trust me

livid bone
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Like not only is it not that deadly yet, but it also stops further plants

fringe light
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the best one was buisness card'

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im tweaking

fleet jasper
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well
then its not BECAUSE of the plant

fleet jasper
fringe light
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"thats mad disrespectful"

livid bone
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Well this sure is fun

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vagrant bane
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Midas vamp?

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It's the tech

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He gonna get double negstive

fringe light
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oh shit

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i forgot i had a mr bones

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clutched man

livid bone
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aaactually I should probably start making steel now

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fringe light
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buffoon pack finally😭

glad oriole
fringe light
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NAH IIT WAS A PERISHABLE AND RENTAL

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WHAT IS THIS BRO

wild vale
livid bone
fringe light
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bit of momney

livid bone
wild vale
livid bone
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no

fringe light
livid bone
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Just got lucky with a gift card and then held onto an invis until mega pack came

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Anaglyph so god pretty good jokers from there

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Such as mime baron and a rebate

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Like literally from there

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Actually I think baron was in shop

fringe light
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im so cooked

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what is this drought of good jokers

livid bone
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So if I didn't reroll one more time I wouldn't be here

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Ok so should I sell a brainstorm

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fringe light
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yes'

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yes

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ye

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syes

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yhes

livid bone
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you sound untrustworthy

fringe light
pastel river
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Your rich enough

topaz basalt
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can anyone help me with a bug

fringe light
topaz basalt
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my game keeps lagging and then crashing every 2 minutes

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unable to play normal

fringe light
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whats your inernasl

red hamlet
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any mods? (including just having the lovely injector)

fringe light
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ram and processor#

livid bone
fringe light
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are we talking i5 or

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what

pastel river
topaz basalt
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wait lemme search for my sepcs

wild vale
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having fun with economy jokers

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livid bone
topaz basalt
fringe light
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huh

topaz basalt
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just go a new pc so i would be suprised if it was that

fringe light
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shoudlnt be doing crashing then

red hamlet
livid bone
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lmao slot machine

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fringe light
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do it

topaz basalt
fringe light
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imagine he gets psychich

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he is gonna win EASY

pastel river
red hamlet
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Because software is software

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and it's not as simple as having the best hardware

pastel river
topaz basalt
pastel river
wild vale
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are these two a good combo?the ones in the shop

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topaz basalt
topaz basalt
topaz basalt
pastel river
livid bone
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Honestly I undervalued gold cards

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wild vale
topaz basalt
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after my run i will just redownload

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iguess

pastel river
jade nova
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taking 2 jokers just for a x3 mult is foul

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flower put is just very bad

wild vale
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k

jade nova
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smeared is okish

red hamlet
jade nova
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true

red hamlet
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except from planet levels (uif you touched those)

wild vale
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nah I got bootstrep lol

red hamlet
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yeah but no xmult

glad oriole
wild vale
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I playing checkerbord

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mostly flushes so flower pot aint gona help

limber moth
red hamlet
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coudl play a 2pair
again, it'd do the job but if you're still fine then it's eh

topaz basalt
wild vale
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I got consletaion

red hamlet
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sick

topaz basalt
limber moth
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that's the best profile picture I've ever seen what the hell

topaz basalt
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and it fits the circle perfect

glad oriole
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someone should make an invincible war oc that’s JD invanceible

pallid sapphire
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all blue stakes down, fun's over ong

red hamlet
glad oriole
limber moth
topaz basalt
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HEHEHEH

strange thorn
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129k members now

fringe light
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w seed'

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both negative

unborn maple
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12 buckaroos isaac_pog

solemn elm
slim junco
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Never underestimate the natural stupidity of man

sacred haven
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I'm curious where should this blueprint go? Can't decide where it would be most optimal

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red hamlet
slim junco
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Put it behind the Oops balatrojoker

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But yeah mathematically, Bloodstone is way more optimal

livid bone
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VOUCHER SKIP

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red hamlet
sacred haven
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Alright keeping it on blood ty

gloomy shard
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hey guys what do you think about ai art

red hamlet
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The same thing we always do

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We're not gonna talk about it 🙂

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Because we don't want a cooldown on this channel again

fringe light
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wdym "again"

livid bone
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I'm fucking dead but it was funny

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there was no luchador anyway

past vector
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I already have balatro on Xbox and I’m almost at 100% do y’all think it’s worth it to buy on phone too?

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I heard some other people did this but idk if I should

red hamlet
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addicts, amirite

old pollen
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RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

limber moth
old pollen
limber moth
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yeah this game fucks me over 8 days a week

final delta
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chat help me out here

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limber moth
final delta
limber moth
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not rocket or blueprint

final delta
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scary joker?

limber moth
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sure

fringe light
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yes

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scrays kinda

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yk

tropic gust
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Scary joker

fringe light
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shit

final delta
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ITS TRIB

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OMFG YES

fringe light
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W

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W

tropic gust
final delta
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PERFECT FOR MY BUILD

fringe light
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im using a neg trib and neg perk rn

final delta
fringe light
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im gonna cleanse myself from 3 hrs of balatro

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and play geometry dash

final delta
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CHATTTTTTTTT

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fringe light
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chat i beat tidal wave ages ago and im on track to do good at silent acropolis

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are there any harder levels

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im lowkey having a level drought

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like theres good levels

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just not hard

final delta
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do i take showman?

fringe light
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yes

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i have an idea

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ill beat levels that arent even verified

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time for grief!

broken fractal
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wishing you the best of luck!

fringe light
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nah

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im just used to tryna verify hard levels

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becaue of the drought in skill rn

final delta
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Would lucky card goes best eith bloodstone?

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I just got oops all 6s

fringe light
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i gto smth like 86 yesteday

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so im hoping this month im looking at a completion

valid rose
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is there a new bug or something, my gros michel is indestructible

broken fractal
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oh, dang!!

final delta
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do i take dna?

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final delta
vagrant bane
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I wish I had a seed of a Bull/boots, some ridiculous mult, blueprint, cloud nine, dna

vagrant bane
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Money too

hazy holly
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the rules said no talking about mods outside of mod chanels but I don't see any mod channels?

fringe light
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im gon crash tf out

solemn elm
final delta
final delta
solemn elm
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i dont know

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because theyre hidden by default

hazy holly
fringe light
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bruh

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i frogot to make it a mp4

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mb

solemn elm
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in Browse Channels

valid rose
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do you guys ditch chip jokers at higher ante?

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hazy holly
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oh me big dumb

fringe light
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yes

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i do

valid rose
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me want that steel joker..

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god damn banana

vital ore
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It won't die when you want it to

valid rose
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keep fookin banana for 670 chip card with x1.5 multi balatrojoker

vital ore
frail osprey
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i unlocked golden stake :D

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oops

vital ore
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Nice!

frail osprey
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didnt realize yall were talking-

sick viper
frail osprey
sick viper
frail osprey
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rip the run 🙏

sick viper
frail osprey
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you were?

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final delta
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chat what do I do

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sick viper
remote field
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why is my red card joker not gaining mult? ive skipped at least 6 packs in 3 shops and it still says +0 mult :/ or do i have to skip blind for it to count ??

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sick viper
frail osprey
final delta
frail osprey
sick viper
frail osprey
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no

frail osprey
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mb

fathom fjord
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Ok chat should I throw

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frail osprey
sick viper
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you have enough money

fathom fjord
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I guess I need to…mail it in

opaque shard
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Only Trib left to gold stake

frail osprey
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unless im just

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dumb

remote field
frail osprey
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ohhhhhh

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mb

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i never buy that card 😭

remote field
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oh nvm someone elses screenshot

sick viper
remote field
fathom fjord
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Ok it’s ready to pop now

wanton monolith
fathom fjord
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Invis landed on photo 😭

elfin tapir
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i want an discard variant of acrobat

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like x3 Mult on your final discard of the round

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call it “limbo” or something

lapis latch
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FUCK YOUU RAHHHHHHHHH WHYYYY

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elfin tapir
glad oriole
gloomy moat
lapis latch
gloomy moat
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Goated build, but you cant

twilit compass
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not used it before but i think thats how it works

smoky tulip
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hello. does anyone know where the art was created on? (software)

remote field
lapis latch
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I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING THEY GAVE ME NO POINT SCORING AT ALLLLLLL

twilit compass
dusky oasis
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That oops all sixes is doing absolutely nothing for you

lapis latch
rancid aurora
dusky oasis
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Also, if it's a mega pack, you can get 1 card and then skip and still gain the mult

lapis latch
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oh shit double hack

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fathom fjord
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I lost let’s gooooooo

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(Photochad high card)

gloomy moat
fathom fjord
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Is what it is

glad oriole
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its ante 10 so they already won

gloomy moat
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I feel like its the biggest run killer in the game

vagrant bane
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Wtf is this start

marble hearth
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chat does this solo ante 8

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fathom fjord
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Couldn’t even roll into luch

vagrant bane
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Supernova space joker(poly) with midas and golden ticket

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The guck am I playing

gloomy moat
dreamy pier
drifting owl
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5.9e2270 with filtered seed with Perkeo

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vagrant bane
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PAINT BRUSH ON CHECKWRWD

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This is the rub

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Run

lapis latch
vagrant bane
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What do I get rid of

vagrant bane
heavy thicket
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hey guys I need a quick tip, my deck only contains lucky 2 of hearts and I have dusk, brainstorm, bloodstone and 2 x14 lucky cats

I have found an idol, what do I sell to make room for it?

lapis latch
dusky oasis
gloomy moat
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Needle can be annoying but usually its not a big problem for me

lapis latch
gloomy moat
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Plant is way worse

vagrant bane
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Oh I didn't see

vagrant bane
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Ticket?

lapis latch
gloomy moat
lapis latch
vagrant bane
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Space Joker is poly

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And like 5 or 6 face cards aren't gold

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And i hope I encounter a vampire

gloomy moat
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For me, keep ticket cuz its always extra money

dreamy pier
vagrant bane
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I want to aim for another midas vampire run

lapis latch
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got killed due to rng

dreamy pier
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Get dice if you can. It makes the 1.5 mult 100% each time

lapis latch
dreamy pier
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Dice underated honestly

gloomy moat
vagrant bane
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SOCK AND BUSKIN

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IM GOING MAD SHIT INSANE RN

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Idk what to get rid of

dreamy pier
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Funny joker go brrrr

vagrant bane
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Deck - Checkered
Flush - LVL 9
Supernova Eternal
Funny gros banana
Midas from fortnite
Polychrome space Joker
Brainstorm

dusky oasis
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I'm socking my buskin

vagrant bane
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PFFFF

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FUCKING ACCIDENTLY REROLLED A INVISIBLE JOKER

viscid spade
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Has there been any content updates to the game since release

vagrant bane
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NEGATIVE INVISIBLE JOKER

dreamy pier
lapis latch
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i am not even lying

dusky oasis
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Just get a shop 1 ride the bus smh

vagrant bane
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Wait quick question

lapis latch
vagrant bane
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Do I have to sell a joker if I get a negative invisible Joker

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And I'm 5/5 Joker slots

dusky oasis
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Idk

marble hearth
dreamy pier
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Welp time to skip the entire game now

vagrant bane
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Greece TV ggght

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HOLY BALATRO GODS

stray storm
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what a horrific set of cards

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vagrant bane
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6/5 2 BRAINSTORM

dreamy pier
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The brainstorm is braining

marble hearth
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guysi still can't get past ante 6 of green stakes

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help

vagrant bane
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Okay so here's the thing you need to know

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Money

dusky oasis
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Ok here's the thing

vagrant bane
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Stone joker

opaque shard
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Premium deck: Applies all buffs from all previous decks

marble hearth
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wait this is actually kinda decent start

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vagrant bane
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Swash is nid

marble hearth
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but i got the gift card

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it's 17 rn and it goes up the more blinds i play

vagrant bane
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Huh

marble hearth
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true straight!!‼️!❗⁉️❕

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turbid root
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if i have:
mime+baron, 3 brainstorms, 1 blueprint
should i take dna or another blueprint? my deck is full steel red seal kings

tender frigate
# vagrant bane

Need to have at most 5/5 jokers you have 6/5 so there isn't room to buy it

loud iron
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start to end btw

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not ONE skip that would give me negative cards

twilit patrol
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hi guys
i have a bug with IOS version
My runs doesn’t score anymore, but jokers opens, but new stake is not

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also my new high score and ante doesn’t scored too

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tender frigate
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Try using grammar first

twilit patrol
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bro, i’m not native speaker, sorry 😦

tender frigate
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Oh my bad

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I'm sorry

twilit patrol
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no problem

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so can someone explain and maybe give some ways to fix this problem?

tender frigate
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Try restarting your phone

twilit patrol
sweet elbow
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got completionist+! win

tender frigate
#

No just restart the phone and it might fix it

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Before the run

twilit patrol
twilit patrol
oak lava
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@novel olive

fathom fjord
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Too many jokers

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novel olive
oak lava
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Noo

twilit patrol
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why…?

oak lava
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Shes trolling

novel olive
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leave me alone dude

twilit patrol
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ханае плиз

oak lava
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Jadnak te hablan en ruso

silver lynx
oak lava
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Por bobi

vagrant bane
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I BEAT PURPLE STAKE

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LETS FUCKING GO

twilit patrol
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🥺

lapis latch
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hell nah this is the "how did we even get here?" deck 😭 🙏

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vagrant bane
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Excuse me but flush in spanish? Is color

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Kinda funny

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(I'm not good at other languages)

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watch it be Portuguese

hollow ice
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Does anyone here play balatro and speaks??!?

vagrant bane
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No

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I cannot speak

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Sadly

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I also am not playing balatro rn cause I am celebrating beating purple steak

quiet shell
vagrant bane
lapis latch
marble hearth
dry herald
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what did you do to win the game? the hand that brought🥺🤡:

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primal grove
marble hearth
fringe light
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kinito is such a good game

vagrant bane
marble hearth
elder fog
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its so cute

marble hearth
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I have throwback and hologram mega buffed

fringe light
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its a horror game

vagrant bane
fringe light
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i can send you the game if you want

vagrant bane
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Like supernova green joker

elder fog
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is it free

fringe light
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no

elder fog
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how much

fringe light
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one sec

vagrant bane
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Daggrr

fringe light
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4.99

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in gbp

oak lava
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Bo quien anda viendo la champions

fringe light
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idk what it is in $

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on steam

novel olive
lapis latch
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yall the bullshit deck wins 😭

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the random eternal hanging chad waiting to be picked up for no reason

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ts crazy 💔

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i swear black deck is good

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fr

fringe light
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someone say a random word

elder fog
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philisophical

fringe light
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thanks

elder fog
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what do i do btw

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fringe light
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hmmm

elder fog
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do i just accept my fate

fringe light
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blueprint

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oh

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thats sad asf

elder fog
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ikr

fringe light
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yeah

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accept fate

elder fog
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alr

lapis latch
final delta
lapis latch
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if you still cant get the blueprint

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then

pearl garden
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Also a stupid run that shouldn’t have worked but whatever (I got runner at the very end and it replaced space joker, level 30 straight lol)

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rigid crow
elder fog
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😢

lapis latch
#

draw an irl blueprint of a house that is exactly 39 feet tall, like 39 antes till infinite and blueprint, balatro reference, you will become balatro man

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gamble in a casino to get a yellow deck of cards, and eat it for nutricion

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then start running 3 laps around the nearest mcdonalds

pastel hornet
opal meteor
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IMTJFHXDJRS

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DNGHDUEHCHHDBEHE

lapis latch
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and press up down up down left left right right b a select start

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then call a dominos in new jersey usa all the way from buenos aires argentina

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and say

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que miras bobo

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then you will get the blue print

shy heart
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blue joycon my beloved

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fluid shuttle
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Wheres redprint

lapis latch
elder fog
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nop

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whoops

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must of pressed right instead of left

lapis latch
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try again

pastel hornet
elder fog
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alright

solemn sand
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What did my man do to deserve this?

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wary finch
pallid sapphire
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I'm not looking forward to doing that challenge 😅

feral mauve
#

Is there content update coming?

shy heart
pallid sapphire
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That's awesome

spiral ridge
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Ik i'm 20 mins like but like this can work without blueprint

pearl garden
spiral ridge
magic schooner
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I asked in the other channel also but I'd appreciate some help in figuring out a mechanics mystery

spiral ridge
magic schooner
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So this happened twice, I'm unable to decipher why riff raff spawns a joker here when the one that dagger kills is negative, like I'm still at max slots but it does it anyway

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And then the third time i tried it didn't do it anymore

wary finch
spiral ridge
dapper gyro
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how am i supposed to get 100,000,000 in one hand unseeded i have had many many attemps and i still havnt come close

pallid sapphire
spiral ridge
pallid sapphire
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I got one more challenge to beat before I unlock jokerless 💀

magic schooner
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Ok ok, so it definitely is just a bug then

pearl garden
dapper gyro
magic schooner
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That's interesting

pearl garden
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also this looks huge

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spiral ridge
solemn sand
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Very new how was my face set doing?

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dapper gyro
wary finch
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Matador is that one joker which gives you money when the boss blind ability is triggered* right?

spiral ridge
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Yes

wary finch
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But it almost never works

pearl garden
# solemn sand Very new how was my face set doing?

looking good, beware of the plant boss blind though! It will disable all of your face cards. Have something ready if you can, whether that be a luchador to sell to disable it, or a boss blind reroll

fringe light
#

the fucking maze in kinitopet is scary asf

wary finch
pallid sapphire
solemn sand
wary finch
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I just wish it did what it says it does.

pearl garden
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beleive in the heart of the cards

slim junco
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I can speak for all of us when I say we hope he doesn't add new jokers. We need Balatro and Friends 5 first

wary finch
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You don't think that be how it is, but it do. 😔

pallid sapphire
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Yeah it's so dumb how it doesn't give money on stuff like deleveled hands, forced discards, halved base chips, etc

solemn sand
pearl garden
solemn sand
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That’s is the stupidest thing I’ve seen but it’s hilarious

pearl garden
frail osprey
solemn elm
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youre just lying 😭

wary finch
solemn sand
slim junco
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We will all be playing on 1.0 if this new update adds jokers

carmine river
carmine river
frail osprey
pallid sapphire
zenith bridge
#

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

dapper gyro
carmine river
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Bait used to be believable

wary finch
pearl garden
shy heart
pearl garden
frail osprey
slim junco
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We need balatro and friends 5

spiral ridge
carmine river
pearl garden
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Im fine with new jokers, i've got pretty used to the ones now and I tend to fall into a specific playstyle

spiral ridge
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Except abandoned deck obv

wary finch
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Ah yes, skins. That's what we need.

solemn elm
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new jokers would be fun

pallid sapphire
solemn elm
#

and we know we'll have new jokers

pearl garden
solemn elm
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we have 3 things confirmed for 1.0.2:
matador rework
blue stake rework
new jokers

frail osprey
magic schooner
dapper gyro
slim junco
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I mean its cool I guess but I know we all would rather want skins

carmine river
#

Add even 10 more jokers that can spice up a now repetitive game and add even more variety and more gameplay to be had ❌
Skin ✅

solemn elm
marble hearth
zenith bridge
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Friends of Jimbo 5 with TF2 is my dream

frail osprey
carmine river
slim junco
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We wouldn't have four expansions of Balatro and Friends if we wanted new jokers

pallid sapphire
#

I wonder what the blue stake change is gonna be

spiral ridge
solemn elm
pallid sapphire
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If it's no longer -1 discard we might see more variety in gold stake

dense ivy
#

How I get the last 3 Planet cards?

spiral ridge
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Plasma could be okay but you really could just go like ghost, zodiac, or yellow too

pearl garden
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Can someone make a mod that allows you to mix and match the face card skins? I like certain sets better than others (IE i want to use bunger, but I also want to use the isaac ones) but being able to switch stuff around would be cool

dapper gyro
#

okay thanks

pallid sapphire
wary finch
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I definitely want new Jokers.

pallid sapphire
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Or blue seal

pearl garden
carmine river
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There's only how many jokers in the game right now

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150?

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100?

pallid sapphire
#

150 yes

spiral ridge
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150 exact

solemn sand
frail osprey
solemn elm
slim junco
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Plus your runs won't count if you use a new joker. It'll be like playing a modded version. Gah. Much simpler if we get Super Meat Boy and Far Cry 2 skins

dense ivy
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I´m new, what is a secret hand?

solemn elm
magic schooner
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My baseless guess is there will be 25 added

spiral ridge
solemn elm
magic schooner
#

175 would be a nice number

solemn elm
carmine river
#

This is so obviously ragebait

solemn elm
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itd be 15 or 30

frail osprey
solemn elm
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because a page of 15

carmine river
#

Let's go fishing guys

zenith bridge
#

What would you guys want in a blue stake rework?

dense ivy
#

Aaaaah nice, thank you!

pearl garden
frail osprey
slim junco
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If new jokers were to be added. Maybe 5 only but remove Blueprint and Obelisk

pallid sapphire
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What would be worse than rental, perishable, and eternal?

slim junco
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So the game isnt bloated

frail osprey
carmine river
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Remove Blueprint 💔

pearl garden
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I am the rare obelisk fan honestly

solemn elm
solemn sand
solemn elm
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because a page is 15

zenith bridge
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Everyone here is getting baited so hard

slim junco
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He could rework the pages to 16 or 17.

frail osprey
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ok wait why try ragebaiting with "remove obelisk" 😭

pallid sapphire
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watch 1.0.2 patch crimsonbean and all those exploits so no more naneinf

slim junco
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He has the codes

frail osprey
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do we care abt that joker????

carmine river
#

Time to bite the hook

frail osprey
pearl garden
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I hope theres 25 jokers, Its a lot but it would keep it at a relatively even 175

spiral ridge
frail osprey
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i forgro

spiral ridge
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It's very good to get to ante 8

frail osprey
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what it does

wary finch
frail osprey
zenith bridge
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I do think you should move Brainstorm and Blueprint up to its own rarity between rare and legendary though. Call it epic

slim junco
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Imo release a new stand alone game that's like a balatro x vampire survivors where the jokers are the enemies and you can power up through cards

pearl garden
pearl garden
slim junco
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And a deck is 52 so it makes sense

frail osprey
pearl garden
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i have yet to get a good obelisk run to work

frail osprey
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im gonna try it lol

zenith bridge
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I’ve made obelisk work, once.

pearl garden
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I got a negative obelisk on a gold stake run though so i have no reason to use it trol

zenith bridge
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I see the vision, but you gotta have pair (and specifically pair) be your leading hand before you build the streak

frail osprey
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so is gold after orange

pearl garden
pearl garden
frail osprey
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alr bet 🙏 (i hate orange sm)

pearl garden
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blue stake rework coming soon im so hyped

zenith bridge
pearl garden
zenith bridge
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And pair’s easy enough to play that it shouldn’t be an issue

pearl garden
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the hard part of obelisk is surviving off the scaling hands, you need other jokers to stay alive while you scale it up

zenith bridge
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For sure. Usually you stumble across obelisk later in the run and decide to pivot into it

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It’s rare that I just have it sit in a joker slot

pearl garden
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I think it should be uncommon, that way you get it more frequently earlier on. Its busted with the right setup but its way too situational to be a rare

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ok back to writing my research paper good chat gang

dusky oasis
#

Somethings brewing at dnd

elder fog
sharp shell
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i think i overshot it

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i think i overshot it

marble hearth
mossy mesa
#

i think tbey overshot it

lapis latch
# sharp shell

ancient on checkered is quite the risky move dont ya think?

sharp shell
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that’s the reason i play balatro

tough edge
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etc

sharp shell
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smeared joker

tough edge
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yes

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thats what u need

lapis latch
tough edge
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i had a run like that

sharp shell
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i got the title too

tough edge
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ante 12

sharp shell
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tiki

tough edge
sharp shell
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i misread it

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i’m a genius

lapis latch
sharp shell
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how the fuck has my ancient joker been diamond 3 times in a row

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hanging chad

lavish hemlock
#

who wants to play discord poker in VC

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nvm imma play with my friends

topaz stream
#

I've been playing this game so much i had a dream about it 💀

silver lynx
slim junco
#

Did anyone else see the balatro meme on twitter

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Balatro might officially be mainstream

solemn elm
#

it was nominated for GOTY at THE FUCKING GAME AWARDS 😭

slim junco
#

We aren't underground anymore lol

solemn elm
#

what do you MEAN mainstream

slim junco
#

We in the big leagues newgen

solemn elm
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"we"

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u joined today

slim junco
#

Balatro and friends 5 #Movie

opaque shard
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All leggies with gold stickers

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The funniest thing happened during the Trib run

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I got a soul card on endless mode so I sold him just to see what it was

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And he showed up again

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Dude was like "don't you fucking dare"

dusky oasis
#

Someone should make those into a mod

opal meteor
opal meteor
pallid sapphire
#

J(imbo)D Vance

opal meteor
#

jdv sounds like an acronym for a new drug

ancient harness
#

Please

frigid shale
ancient harness
opaque shard
#

Try getting a photochad run now Allen

nocturne quail
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What joker should I sell??

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quick moat
#

Maybe family

nocturne quail
#

They're all great jokers 😭 😭

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I think I'll sell the tribe

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Cause I'll be playing two pair with burnt joker

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Thanks!

magic schooner
rough bison
#

They call me john artist (inventor of cool)

rough bison
tough edge
magic schooner
#

It came back in the shop next round

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Hilariously

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But i would have lost if i didn't have enough money to reroll and get photograph

dusky oasis
rough bison
#

What heart locket animations should I make

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I'm gonna do photo and Chad kissing

pallid sapphire
dusky oasis
#

Gives x1 mult

pallid sapphire
#

Inherent synergy with abstract and swashbuckler

fringe light
#

'

ivory wadi
#

(not gold)

rough bison
#

Shit I forgot to reverse it

marble hearth
slim junco
#

anyone else do "tribal" runs? (no x multis)

fringe light
opaque shard
rough bison
chrome rampart
#

photochad is a bad habit of mine atp

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rough bison
#

Now I'm gonna bitcrush it to make it a perfect meme

rough bison
red hamlet
chrome rampart
marble hearth
#

we shipping cards now?

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🤨

lavish hemlock
#

does balala have its own jokers

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or is everything stolen

red hamlet
marble hearth
lavish hemlock
red hamlet
lavish hemlock
#

ive never played that combo but thats a cool synergy

red hamlet
lavish hemlock
#

great for when shops mysteriously decide to not have any standard packs

marble hearth
red hamlet
#

what's strange about it

marble hearth
#

how they're portrayed

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i mean it's good art don't get me wrong

broken fractal
#

i swear i always come back to the shipping conversations

red hamlet
#

they just dancing 🗿

slim junco
#

I hope they aren't Minors.... weird

red hamlet
#

if they were minors, they're still just dancing

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what, you never went to prom?

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they're not banging on screen

marble hearth
#

why are we talking about a card's age bro

sharp shell
slim junco
#

We were banned from gazing so lustfully. The teachers made sure of it

red hamlet
marble hearth
sharp shell
sharp shell
red hamlet
#

get smeared xdd

sharp shell
marble hearth
#

is that a bot...

red hamlet
#

<@&1133519078540185692> 🥱 shoot this man (betting)

cyan solstice
#

Man

swift sail
#

pew pew

cyan solstice
#

People always gun faster than me

#

Why must Discord mobile suck so much

marble hearth
#

stupido bots

red hamlet
#

cause it's a web app and not an actual app

gritty fjord
#

Huh

swift sail
#

thanks react native

warm pike
swift sail
#

😐

gritty fjord
#

Mods can I have a color role 😔

marble hearth
warm pike
#

thanks

marble hearth
#

👍

lavish hemlock
#

this server needs a VC channel

red hamlet
#

still remember when if you used the notificatons to jump to a message, you could type something in chat and it wouldn't reset the input

cyan solstice
#

I love react
React is a great framework
I should make all of my apps on react

~ words said by the deranged

red hamlet
#

so you could just rapid click send and it would just spam it on mobile

lavish hemlock
#

why not :(

marble hearth
#

🍔

lavish hemlock
#

we could play discord poker

red hamlet
#

otherwise they can't moderate it properly

warm pike
lavish hemlock
#

yeah this is kind of a massive server

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im used to smaller servers

cyan solstice
#

Trust me

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I'm also used to smaller servers

marble hearth
cyan solstice
#

I did not realize what an @ everyone ping would do

severe geode
#

fuck…

red hamlet
#

Just say them here on in my DMs

gritty fjord
#

omg

cyan solstice
#

Yes. That was me

gritty fjord
lavish hemlock
#

i forget a bunch of people online (and in general) are just complete assholes and will ruin any public space they can without consequence

severe geode
#

Why is @ everyone not just off

cyan solstice
#

No, I'm still not allowed to live it down lmfao

red hamlet
lavish hemlock
#

including VC channels

swift sail
cyan solstice
#

Oh I know

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But I'm used to ignoring it

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Since that warning pops up at 200

marble hearth
#

that bot's @ didn't work

gritty fjord
#

Ohhh yeah

cyan solstice
#

It's more relevant at say

lavish hemlock
#

how many in this server?

cyan solstice
#

20,000

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Or the 100,000+ here

swift sail
#

130k yeah

lavish hemlock
#

wowzers

red hamlet
#

doesn't say for me, wack

marble hearth
#

0

gritty fjord
#

Can I be invited to these smaller servers

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I have none

lavish hemlock
#

only other big server ive been in had like

gritty fjord
#

Sad

lavish hemlock
#

300k

cyan solstice
#

Sure you can
Just gotta get in the cool kids club

severe geode
gritty fjord
lavish hemlock
#

BUT my name showed up on the right side of the screen without having to scroll down so thats a flex

swift sail
swift sail
gritty fjord
opaque shard
#

Wow green names