🎙・server-chat

[vagrant bane]

Oh wait other guy

Idk what to get

Ik hermit is a must yeah

[drifting forum]

Invis hitting the hiker or burg would go insane

[vagrant bane]

BURG STACKSM

?

[drifting forum]

Get both jokers

Make sure you buy hiker last so invis can hit hiker

[vagrant bane]

What I sell

[drifting forum]

Hmm

Find the 15 mult from abstract in empress or jupiters

So sell abstract

[clever crown]

When you've use wheel of fortune more than 4 times in a row but it still doesn't hit

Better odds than space joker though

[drifting forum]

Ive been getting a ton of wheel hits recently ngl

[clever crown]

Anyway time to lose a run to violet vessel

[red hamlet]

flip a coin twice and see if you can get tails and then heads

[vagrant bane]

I needed mystic

Abstract

I died

[drifting forum]

Crap

[rough bison]

uh oh

luchador i need you pookie

[vagrant bane]

Guys

Eternal gluttonous Joker on checkered?

Thoughts?

Might be the play

[drifting forum]

10 mult boutta go hard

[vagrant bane]

3 x 5 is 10?

Woah math changed

[drifting forum]

Wait what is gluttonous again

[vagrant bane]

Club

[drifting forum]

Ohhh right

Me forgor

[keen void]

yes

[rough bison]

whos getting the boot

probably paredolia but rip the canio machine

[vagrant bane]

Holy sgit paint brush voucher ante 1 in checkered

Is the best

[pastel river]

How to improve score?

[frigid cradle]

just about to beat my first ever win with a club deck when this comes up 😭

[pastel river]

Hey uh I need help

53 plutos

Should I sell perkeo for brainstorm?

[red hamlet]

highkey ask in #🕹・game-discussion cause it's 7am and i haven't slept yet

[rough bison]

not if youre planning to go for a high ante, sell a mime for the brainstorm so you have more flexibility and can copy more perkeos

[pastel river]

I’m trying to hit ante 39

So sell mime for brainstorm?

[rough bison]

ya

youll need a fuckload of planet cards

[pastel river]

Yeah, I still haven’t found observation

[rough bison]

ideally you should be copying cryptids for the mime baron synergy but if you can copy enough planets it could work

yikes

its too late to switch perkeo copies i think so just keep praying for observatory ig

[pastel river]

Score dropped by e2 for selling mime.

Feel like I’ve gotten every voucher

But the one I need

[rough bison]

thats probably just from ur hand being different its a small change, you can use the calculator if you want to see whats exactly most optimal cause i failed math

[red hamlet]

observatory on 27 according to soul

[rough bison]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/

[rough bison]

yikes, better hope for some voucher skips cause youre not lasting that long without it

[pastel river]

Yeah

[pastel river]

Refound mime

Drop brainstorm for it back?

Gets my score back up

[vagrant bane]

If I wheel of fortune a invisi does the effect carry?

When the invisible Joker transformorphigizes into another joker

[sick viper]

im 99% sure it copies the edition of the card it's duping (unless it's negative)

[pastel river]

Got it at 23, wasted most of my money and sacrificed a mime to find a bean but it’s saving me rn

[vagrant bane]

Holy foil trading card looks so good

I have a few 9s

Do I skip it?

[rough bison]

update

[rough bison]

depends if ur thinking long term or just ante 8

[vagrant bane]

8

[rough bison]

truly a tragic sight

[slim junco]

"small" blind in question

[rough bison]

id lose x40 mult but i might copy mail in rebate

[rough bison]

21 is a small number

[slim junco]

but 20 is smaller ...

[rough bison]

shit true

[slim junco]

you should know this you are an orange cat

[rough bison]

well it doesnt say smallest blind and you can clearly see im being lobotomized by a- uhhhh. uyhhhhh

[raven slate]

75% chance you hit big

poker is a gambling game you know what to do

[slim junco]

you know what they say, most successful gamblers give up before hitting big

[raven slate]

also if temperance didnt have a limit it would go absolutely insane here

you can also just sell your negative rebate and even rough gem before selling invis if you really wanna get spicy with it

[novel fjord]

we cuddling and she said I love you naneinf

[rough bison]

i hate to say it but canio is really doing fuck all here rn

its only worth like e4 score

and my glass keeps breaking lmao

dna it is

yo wtf its triboulet lite

[worldly basin]

😭

[rough bison]

man this game is teasing me

no i can get the invis joker and pray for the right copy and then just wait for another ecto and win

MOPTHER FUCK I JUST GOT DEJA VU TOO WHYYY

[junior bolt]

sell blueprint its likely to get blueprint again

[rough bison]

torture game

exactly

[flint copper]

Can’t believe balatro is a gooner game 😔

[gray zealot]

Sell dna trust me guys

[rough bison]

it copied mail in rebate im going to strangle jimbo

[gray zealot]

Lmao
What did you sell?

[junior bolt]

wait

you didnt actually sell blueprint right

[rough bison]

no i sold canio lol

dont mind if i do tho

[gray zealot]

What?

[rough bison]

im spending my millions looking for the dna again

[rough bison]

literally was not worth it in the long run, id rather free up the slot for another bp or smth

he was only adding like e4 to the mult

[gray zealot]

I am confused i see no canio

[rough bison]

just above

[junior bolt]

neither did abel

[gray zealot]

Damn

Do yall have any bugged seeds with all polychromes or something like that?

[solar portal]

cocacola is good man

[rough bison]

No just 2 hours of deckfixing

This is unseeded

thank GOD

like 500 rolls

better be worth it lmao

[solar portal]

question of the day: skipping is usually bad and arguably that's a good thing, but if you had to buff it how would you buff it?

[red hamlet]

I don't think there's a way to buff it that doesn't immediately make it good

there's good skips to take as well

hell, there's a whole deck wbuilt just for skippers

[gleaming hound]

maybe a deck that gives you a free double token after each boss blind

[solar portal]

hmmm it could be named after anaglyphs or something

cuz that's what the double token looks like

[gleaming hound]

you're onto something kid!

[solar portal]

i dont usually skip that much but i'd love for jokers from "next shop has a joker" skips to not have tags

cuz whenever i skip i get like a rental perishable egg

[red hamlet]

that's kinda the point of tags

they're not supposed to be super rewarding

they're more of a pity reward that you sacrifice a whole shop stage and income for

[solar portal]

that's fair but idk if you're skipping a whole blind i feel like it's just nowhere near worh it

obviously you shouldn't be like

rewarded too much for NOT playing the game but still you're taking a big risk by skipping

[red hamlet]

taking a risk for a guaranteed outcome of a specific tier

sacrifice a shop for guaranteed 25 dollar on boss win
or a mega arcana
or a spectral

etc

hell, even the handsize one is neat

[solar portal]

mega arcana kinda sucks for me

i love investment tho

and i heard the dice is p good

[valid heath]

Hollymolly, that so funny

[solar portal]

:o

did it actually die?

[valid heath]

How the fvck, I meet Chicot three times a day

[red hamlet]

play on goldstake so you won't get him

[valid heath]

Yes, I don't play really good, I'm dead in ante 13

[rough bison]

torture

i dont even know what im rolling for rly

i just need an ecto and havent seen a spectral pack in like 5 antes

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[red hamlet]

🗿

[rough bison]

I FORGOT THE BOSS BLIND

[red hamlet]

tha'st the same screenshot

[red hamlet]

[rough bison]

FUCK

[red hamlet]

imma go bed

[rough bison]

i cant be too mad (yes i can) cause the run was dead unless i found the ecto anyway

fuckk

[vagrant bane]

He's real

Jimbo John Balatro must be his full name

[solar portal]

no john balatro is the creator of balatro

it's named after him

[hard osprey]

balatro is literally the best game in existence

[rigid yacht]

balatro is good if i win but if i lose its bad

[fervent canopy]

finally beat all decks on green stake

[ruby mason]

how do i win on plasma deck

domt say get chips

what are the different scoring tech from normal decks on higher stakes

[vagrant bane]

Daily reminder

Seltzer activates on debuffee cards even though it does nothing

Fix this dhit rn

[upper solstice]

Bruh its just doing its job🥀

That's prolly intentional because its a food card and it has to deteriorate no matter if the hand was disabled

So it retriggers them

[opaque shard]

Here comes the moneyyyyy

Money builds are some of my favorites to make it's a shame they're harder past purple stake

Harder to make

Also winning gold stake with a joker that has "gold" in its name feels just right

[grand dune]

You should replace the zany joker with bull

Couldn't believe I survived this boss blind

[short merlin]

hmm

[tacit bronze]

im doing the monolith challenge, this is intereting

[amber torrent]

i think i hit the jackpot seed

ante 1 small blind skip -> soul then brainstorm then invis joker 😭

[uncut magnet]

🥴

This has been some temu deck building if I have ever seen it

Some builda deck up in this bitch. No funny baron build for me. Instead I get baron from wish 😭

[static sage]

how did you have three of those

[tacit bronze]

best hologram and the most expensive egg ive ever got

[tacit bronze]

this joker

[uncut magnet]

That and showman

@static sage

[static sage]

oh okay, i dont think ive encountered that joker from 60 hours of playing this game

[uncut magnet]

Yeah you might have to unlock it still

It’s kinda a weird one.

[pallid sapphire]

What was the unlock condition, 4 jokers only in a run?

[uncut magnet]

Yes

Definitely worth getting 🤤

[final delta]

can't beat a eternal egg

[final delta]

invis the goat

[uncut magnet]

Dude can’t beat a eternal rental egg

[opaque shard]

Wily* also I tried but bull never showed up

[grand dune]

Sadge

[opaque shard]

I got gold sticker on wily at least

[final delta]

man I want a wee joker so bad

1 wee joker with 4 hacks

and a negative brainstorm and blueprint

the dream

plus a perkeo with observatory for xmult

[uncut magnet]

Lmao

[solar portal]

i am the biggest moron this game has ever seen

[uncut magnet]

Lmao 😂

[solar portal]

i shall play this run till i actually die as punishment for my actions

[solar portal]

for my defense

i mostly play abandoned deck im used to instapicking bus

[opaque shard]

Balatro equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot

[solar portal]

the knee even

i can't tell if im good at this game or not

cuz i beat gold stake on many decks but i also do shit like this LMFAO

[opaque shard]

It happens to me as well dw

I lost a run just today cuz I didn't use strength to make a full house when it was right there

[solar portal]

aw sorry to ehar

[strong rose]

243k single hand

another 8 round win

[final delta]

😭😭😭

[strong rose]

• Sly Joker (Negative)
• Hanging Chad (Foil)
• Scary Face
• Lusty Joker (Holographic)
• Mime (Negative)
• Baron
• Drunkard (Polychrome)

[dapper wing]

I hate gold stake

[hybrid siren]

You're cooked

[solar portal]

you just dont understand the insane synergy

[dapper wing]

lowkey beating gold stake with erratic is simultaneously the easiest and hardest thing to do in this game

[solar portal]

your feeble mind cannot understand

[solar portal]

i hate erratic so much

i like organized decks

[opaque shard]

Erratic is funny

[solar portal]

i dont even like adding cards to my deck

[dapper wing]

I had a deck with 12 aces once

but oh nooooo lucky me if I were to get scholar right

I couldn’t beat verdant leaf by 12k

[slim junco]

Erratic deck should've just been a challenge

[opaque shard]

I remember my painted deck run where incantation + ouija gave me 13 aces

[slim junco]

A whole deck centered entirely around RNG is obnoxious

[dapper wing]

half joker poisons people into doing the wrong thing

if I were to focus on five of a kind or flush five I would’ve won that run

[slim junco]

But +20 Mult

[dapper wing]

I’m going to EAT half joker

dude my deck has TWO ACES AND TEN 2’s

[daring lake]

Goldstake jimbo acquired

[random tendon]

this went well unexpectedly

[unreal dragon]

I’m optimizing a seed that has naneinf potential.

[grizzled socket]

gros michel cameo???

[sleek dew]

find cavendish for x3 search results

[random tendon]

Swashbuckler and giftcard and temperance

[gleaming cliff]

Bruh, first time posting here but I just had a run where I bought Gros Michel and lost it first round after buying, lucked into the Cavendish and then lost it round one after purchase. I wanna die.

Just felt like sharing

[slim junco]

lmao

[ruby mason]

if u have luchador it will trigger twice

[fallen basalt]

that is some next level unlucky

[grand dune]

Uhhhh...

[bleak river]

holy i found a god seed

[short merlin]

double perkeo

[sleek dew]

triple because of invis

[dapper wing]

FUCK YES

[south island]

Does Blueprint also copy the edition of the joker?

[slim junco]

nuh uh

[dapper wing]

also I got so close to X10

[slim junco]

that was hard for me😭

[opaque shard]

GOLD STICKER ON CHICOT

[solar portal]

im trying to get lucky card builds but i rly get unlucky and die

and im trying to get gold stake stickers on bull and juggler

[bleak river]

quadruple perks

[opaque shard]

Thou shall naneinf

[solar portal]

palu are u also trying to get a gold sticker on every joker?

[opal sonnet]

balala solos balatro

[solar portal]

fucked up in the crib playing balala drinking doctor salt

[cloud ocean]

Guys, what would be the easiest deck to beat ante 12?

currently i am only good at 26 spade and heart deck

and have unlocked all decks except the last one

[onyx pivot]

where mods

[solar portal]

stonks

matador is bad??? then explain this liberal 😤

[final delta]

bro knows something we don't

[tepid epoch]

How to get the gold stake completion to show?

[fervent mist]

Should I buy the joker for 4$ which gives 3$ everytime for me? What should I replace?

[slim junco]

kill triboulet

[solar portal]

are your planet levels high?

[fervent mist]

not really

[solar portal]

if so i'd probably kill scary face

hmmmm

are you like getting enough chips to get rid of scary or nah?

[final delta]

bro likes face cards

[slim junco]

bro enemy is a plant

[fervent mist]

I mainly use lvl 3 flush so prob not

[fervent mist]

well I got the card that makes every card a face card after my 1st round sooo

[solar portal]

maybe trib and photo is redundant idk

if you're not making many chips dont take risks

[fervent mist]

alright imma not change anything

[hollow tiger]

Imo

Photo should go

That's alot of cash for your shop rotation

[hard gate]

guys what mod allow me to use 64x animation speed?

[slim junco]

fr photo is not doing much

[hollow tiger]

Which ante is that tho? If it's a low ante you don't need much anyway so you can burn through cash

[dusky oasis]

She gros my michel until I cabendish

[bleak river]

mods, send a nuclear warhead towards him

[pallid sapphire]

At long last

[lone sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-death-arcana-arcana-pack-gif-8727888635855026252

[opal meteor]

new
jontler
unlocked

glas jontler

[pallid sapphire]

Now I have to buy it for the first time

along with stone joker

[opal meteor]

and stoned joker

[final delta]

😔💔

[wild lily]

remember to grab stone and glass cards otherwise they aint goin out of their base

[pallid sapphire]

Of course

[tall isle]

every balatro gif i’ve seen of classic memes has been an auto fav for me, i hope more meep gettin posted

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-of-fortune-balatro-wheel-empty-wallet-gif-9087530590380236719

[dull verge]

Finally won

Had possible tje kost jank joker ser up

Set up

Dang can't spell

[subtle plank]

I got what you were saying, congrats! :D What Jokers did you have?

[dull verge]

I had
-holographic joker
-Baseball card
-photograph joker
-sock and buskin

• DNA

Lime i said super jank

But i built up the holographic joker.

That was my only saving grace

[foggy oak]

Gotta love the jokers Balatro gives me

[frank roost]

Atleast atill have some use for sell value joker

[hybrid swan]

free temperance maxing

[elder nymph]

I just heard an ad say to eat someone’s nuts what

[subtle plank]

That's a good set of synergies! Only critique I'd have is keeping Baseball Card around, but honestly I'd be tempted to do it too. You could have gotten some use out of an otherwise useless negative Joker pull if it was uncommon.

[elder nymph]

I think it was a Mr peanut af

But whar

[dull verge]

Yeah. But my shop luck was literally garbage. Otherwise I would have totally got ride of it.

But I mean it worked and that is all i could ask for

[subtle plank]

Yeah! :D

[shy scaffold]

I’d take it for the memes + it can actually earn money through temperance

Certainly has some merit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214282392362033244/1348531169117081672/image.png?ex=67d11e85&is=67cfcd05&hm=833d81b52473af797d1f16b7001890e7f9b72cc55a2966aed255940dfbcb5338&

[wraith current]

where can I find info about mods?

[lost kindle]

usually if u just search the mod name

theres a video or a website talking abt it

[steady roost]

the humble swashbuckler:

[spark belfry]

polly dusk looks sick

[wraith current]

I thought this server had a section about mods

[shy scaffold]

I think it does

Somewhere

It’s not listed for me tho

[wraith current]

same

anywho

[meager nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[steady roost]

#⚙・modding-general

[sick viper]

Click on the balatro server name -> go channels & roles -> go to the channels section -> check the modding servers boxes

[small flint]

Want to know how bad 8 ball is? I was playing at five of a kind 8s build and my 8 ball produced 1 tarot card.

[dull verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[willow kite]

Look at him, nat negative wee

[old pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-live-reaction-reaction-emote-live-fish-reaction-gif-14675309167101341747

[final delta]

such a adorable little wee lad

[willow kite]

also

PLEASE give me baron already

imma gonna die

[random tendon]

ngl eternal jimbo sounds funny

[crimson gulch]

If im correct some mods can also run on the mobile version???

[random tendon]

and potentially giving it orange sticker ig

[final delta]

#⚙・modding-general

[final delta]

can u make it to ante 8 with +4 mult

[dull verge]

If you set it up super properly and it is a negative joker then yeah. But just bass heck no. Good early game tho

[willow kite]

lol liquidation on ante 2, is that OP?

[grand dune]

Riff-Raff giving me my best common jokers:

[remote field]

whats the benefit of seeded runs? as i see you dont unlock anything new

[finite phoenix]

no benefit to doing anything in balatro

its just a game to have fun

the point of seeded runs is to try out rare builds that are too rare to get in an unseeded run

[patent gale]

you still gotta pay for them

[willow kite]

well for fun, you can learn and get some crazy score or world reconds or fun builds

[willow kite]

i know....

[remote field]

i guess helps with achievements too ?

[patent gale]

no econ

[final delta]

there's not exactly a "benefit" it's just fun to try out runs using different kinds of jokers and play styles

[cursive trench]

Im not sure but I dont think seeded runs can give achievements

[final delta]

u can't get achievements seeded

u get no unlocks or achievements

[tepid epoch]

How to get the gold stake completion to show?

[remote field]

if i buy a new joker on seeded run, does that count ?

[cursive trench]

no, you cant discover jokers on seeded runs

[final delta]

not to ur unlocks

[remote field]

ah ok

[final delta]

to unlock stuff u need to use unseeded

[pallid sapphire]

only black and painted need blue stake vicotry now

soon finna have to grind purple on everyone ong

[loud elm]

I'm about to reach C++ after this hand 😄

[dusky oasis]

Who's up perkeoing their planet cards

[final delta]

observatory runs are awesome

I love seeing the plants just spam 1.5x for like 5 minutes

[tall isle]

Conglaturation!

[loud elm]

yay

[tall isle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[magic swan]

C++ people scares me

it's like 100%ing Noita

[grand dune]

Riff-Raff carry:

[loud elm]

I'd argue 100% noita is... at least an order of magnitude higher. If you can get all gold stakes in balatro you can get C++, just requires a little patience.

[versed cipher]

I play balatro on chromebook am I cooked?

[patent gale]

[grand dune]

Green Madness

[primal grove]

enable stake stickers showing in gameplay

[slim junco]

ball

[final delta]

how in the fuck do u get DOUBLE E

[slim junco]

ball

[willow kite]

Opps! all Xmult (ignore rebate)

[odd dock]

most normal modded balatro run

[vernal plinth]

COME ON GAME GIVE ME SOCK BUSKIN

4 uncommons and none of em is sock buskin

[pallid sapphire]

getting balatroed

[boreal niche]

new joker: iou
initial items in shop are free and rerolls start at $0
0.9x mult

idk it's 11:30 pm and i'm just playing white stake for fun

this is probably underpowered i just wanted a x0.x mult joker for fun

[karmic flame]

i have been laughing over this for the past 10 minutes

[finite phoenix]

This is op

[grand dune]

Quite arguably the strangest build I've done thus far, lol

[willow kite]

one gigachad and its over for those blinds

[karmic flame]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS GAME

[willow kite]

balatro

[devout turtle]

is this that rare?

[willow reef]

do we agree with akunakunn

[grand dune]

Most blessed muhfucker in this game

[willow kite]

i would replace showman for chad then another photo

[boreal niche]

how so

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[karmic flame]

I CANT FIND CHAD

[boreal niche]

i ask genuinely bc it's currently almost midnight and i can barely think

[willow kite]

oh no, then suck and buskin or dusk or anything

[silver lynx]

Never stop gambling

ignore the music that I was listing to at the time

[rigid yacht]

its crazy they can steal a whole video game and not get taken down

[willow kite]

This seed just never stop you feeding with Xmult jokers XD

[wild lily]

meanwhile roblox:

[willow kite]

true

[grand dune]

Would've been better if I had card sharp, lol

[upbeat radish]

i'm the star of the show

call me focalthunk

i'm an avid protestor call me vocalthunk

[polar hill]

Wth
That's crazy

And I thought high cards are usually useless, unless if u have DNA or stuff like that

[grand dune]

You could fair better with spare trousers since there's no downside to it other than consistently looking for two-pairs

[willow kite]

Black stake going crazy

[dusky oasis]

You gotta take the eternal egg

[willow kite]

idk man

[pallid sapphire]

replace rebate with eternal jimbo

let the man get a sticker

[steady roost]

you can tell im autistic by my recommended

[pallid sapphire]

well don't leave us hanging, how good are three hanging chads?

[weak turtle]

I've never hated the consequences of my own decisions more

The game is taunting me at this point

[pallid sapphire]

non-perishable moment

[gleaming cliff]

divine punishment for being an obelisk believer

[pallid sapphire]

REAL

[maiden wren]

I'm trying red stake on the red deck. I still can't believe how I think that white stake black deck is easier

[daring dagger]

WHAT?????

[short wedge]

sad :c

[short wedge]

w

[pallid sapphire]

mfw your best hand could've beaten it lmao

[slim junco]

Gah! I went all in but the Boss had a straight!!

[vivid island]

was that mega spectral into soul/ankh

[fiery yew]

id this good

[rocky grove]

the music is kinda funny, woulda been amazing if things had somehow gone wrong

[fiery yew]

IF THIS WAS NEGATIVE

[devout thunder]

0 hang man

[rocky grove]

I'm guessing it's good; that one first card (let's be real, probably a face card for photograph) is probably getting triggered more than a veteran at a fireworks show

[fathom needle]

LETS GOOOO

JUST WON MY FIRST GOLD STAKE

[rocky grove]

congrats!

I'm still stuck on black stake lol

mostly because of the score requirements

I only beat green stake once

[pallid sapphire]

trick to green+ is make sure you got a steady +mult scaler the whole way

[tawdry chasm]

guys, can i mod xbox gamepass balatro????

[steady roost]

no

[fathom needle]

i just had 5 uncommon x mult jokers with baseball card and a hologramm that stacked really quickly

[willow elk]

Best 14.99 game ever

EVER

[rocky grove]

you paid fifteen bucks for this game?

[terse lichen]

The sun burned out today,
(And fools are dancing in the rain,)
Scarred by the acid stain,
(And on the shelf a jar that holds my brain)

Gripped by an empty world,
(Suffer the crushing weight,)
Madness will crawl inside,
(Alter the sober state,)

[rocky grove]

what

[terse lichen]

I will avenged you... sevenfold

(Roll credits)

[terse lichen]

Mr white, what if they were like, four soldiers from world War 2, and they had to fight zombies, like full undead yo

[limber moth]

Zombies bitch

[willow elk]

I paid 14.99 five times

[willow elk]

I also have in on all my phones and iPads

[ruby mason]

yo mr white, how is it 6,000,000 when the red cross only found 240,000

[rocky grove]

I hope to god you're just being edgy

[primal grove]

it do be funky

[daring dagger]

Soul, then mega spectral with Ankh and Wraith

[tame steppe]

hould i replace smiley with cowboy boot?

[terse lichen]

Who?

Wait

I didn't read their message right nvm

[rocky grove]

replace it with the banana

[tame steppe]

[terse lichen]

Logically yes, but funny wise? Drop photograph

[tame steppe]

i took the logic route

[tame steppe]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVEEE

completed my #First challenge run

and fuck omelette

[rocky grove]

yeah idk why that's the first challenge

[tame steppe]

because wtf am i supposed to do with those circles

but the one i did was the tree money...

it's kinda fun.

[fiery yew]

the negative joker skip tag coming up after i wasted all my double tags:

[rocky grove]

I hate how much I know about that character

advice to anyone that hasn't watched The Boys: don't

[slim junco]

Anyone check out balatro and friends 4 yet?

[sharp kettle]

advice: watch it

[zenith bridge]

But how else will people learn about the Peak?

https://tenor.com/view/real-eyes-the-deep-the-boys-real-eyes-realize-the-peak-gif-26220522

[pallid sapphire]

I repaired half joker

[slim junco]

Triple I initiative 2025 (indie game broadcast) just got announced. Do you suppose we’ll see balatro news there?

[fringe light]

i reckon we will

[nova cipher]

Beat orange stake with a high card build I'm just like that

[rigid yacht]

when i got to season 4 i started to realize that these super heroes might not be as 'super' as they seem. i think they might even be the antagonist of the show at some point. i think the peak will stop them though

[nova cipher]

It only took me a month

[fringe light]

a month is wild

[nova cipher]

Flush and straight brained

Had to revert to caveman play 7 aces in a row

[red hamlet]

i'm queer brained

[fringe light]

how did you know 😭

[fringe light]

this is me

[nova cipher]

We both me

[fringe light]

just spammed saturn for an entire run

perceo is so helpful

perkeo

nothing like writing an essay and playing balatro

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-gif-24451872

[fringe light]

back to my essay!

[zinc thorn]

relateble haha

I complete a section of my essay and then play a gold stake run

keeps me motivated lmao

[nova cipher]

I play balatro at work

The grind doesn't stop

[quick moat]

I should get mobile

But I also don’t want to recollect everything

But I’m also not that far into my computer save

So I should probably get mobile.

[red hamlet]

buy a steamdeck

[nova cipher]

I started playing on Xbox since it's on the pass now and it's not a terrible grind

[red hamlet]

you could also just click unlock all

[nova cipher]

On my phone I have 4 or 5 decks up to orange stake and like 1 joker left to unlock and I just beat orange stake ghost on my lebovk

[quick moat]

What

[nova cipher]

Unlock all in profile settings

[quick moat]

[nova cipher]

Unlocks every joker and every card and every stake and every deck and every challenge

[quick moat]

I did not know this

[nova cipher]

Turns off achievements so don't do it on your main

[quick moat]

Won’t do

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ahri-league-of-legends-good-morning-good-morning-ahri-ahri-miki-gif-10822277585739186746

[silver lynx]

No, big blinds of 33k chips are common.

[nova cipher]

Got this car off the wheeul

[red hamlet]

69,696 is what they're referring to, jimbo

[silver lynx]

my name isn't jimbo

[red hamlet]

okbuddyjimbo

[nova cipher]

Fluffybacon25

[dusky oasis]

Which deck is the best to do my first gold stake with

[silver lynx]

black

[nova cipher]

I like ghost deck and red deck

[primal grove]

anaglyph

[red hamlet]

checkered is pretty easy

[silver lynx]

Either do your favorite deck, or do plasma if you want an easy win

[nova cipher]

Red deck for extra discard

[silver lynx]

plasma teaches bad fundamentals though

[nova cipher]

Plasma is a trap that shit is annoying on higher stakes

[dusky oasis]

I feel stupid when using plasma for some reason

I have no idea how to use plasma effectively

[quick moat]

Get chip and win

[nova cipher]

Chips then you have to pivot into mult mult

[silver lynx]

plasma is the most luck based deck, but for ante 8 you just need chips

[silver lynx]

i feel like that is for endless

[slim junco]

the best part of balatro and friends 4 is the sheer amount of skins added to the game. get bored of playing with thte same joker? boom. rust skins. wanting a new deck? boom. fallout skins.

[quick moat]

[nova cipher]

You only need chips as long as you're banking 800-1k chips per hand by ante 8

[main beacon]

guys how do i get mods_

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general #1209506514763522108

[dull valve]

oh my god

i bought the game in january

[red hamlet]

Do you have any other hobbies in life other than sending the same shit over and over

[dull valve]

rude

[slim junco]

im on the uc davis rowing team and i'm really good at real poker

[dull valve]

wanna heads up in discord activities?

[nova cipher]

This guy's baller

[quick moat]

Love this guy

[silver lynx]

Me too

[dull valve]

i would not take any shittalk from a guy with LoL account in discord links

[main beacon]

does anyone have a cool texture pack for the cards that i can get

i want to play vanilla balatro but wit cool cards

[nova cipher]

Horror Steve herobrick

[silver lynx]

No. no one does. Such a thing does not exist.

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177

[fringe light]

back from my essay! i wrote too much and need to do a gold stake run now

[slim junco]

You can enable balatro and friends 3. or even 4. Lots of cool skins.

[nova cipher]

God dude

[quick moat]

Many words

[dusky oasis]

For plasma gold stake in only need chips?

If i only want ante 8

[slim junco]

The fact that I'm just a clumsy god messenger but by the time people realize it will be too late even for the most enlightened 😂

[dull valve]

not even 5k words?
drop out vro 💔

[nova cipher]

No they make you think that but you will lose unless you have crazy econ and 3 bulls

[fringe light]

i started today bro 💔

[nova cipher]

Gotta build into xmult for the easy win

[quick moat]

[nova cipher]

dishware

[naive terrace]

wishware

[quick moat]

fishware

[nova cipher]

My canio DNA enemies to lovers fanfic is 7000 words

[fringe light]

my book is uhh lemme check

[naive terrace]

Balatro fanfic when

[red hamlet]

ao3 is right there

surprised there's no baron mime one

[nova cipher]

I don't know what that is

[red hamlet]

🗿

[nova cipher]

Don't tell me though I'd like to smile and be jolly today

[fringe light]

mines 10x longer 💔

[nova cipher]

WHAT

[fringe light]

exept its an original story tbf

[red hamlet]

it's just a fanfic site where people post their fanfics (nsfw or not)

[nova cipher]

It actually is holy

I need to get into writing I want to flex my brain on something other than silly card game

[dull valve]

what is the point.

[fringe light]

.

[red hamlet]

+1 dollar

[naive terrace]

Just 4,930,000 more words to go to surpass martial peak

[dusky oasis]

Rental bull on plasma deck

Round 1 shop

Is it worth

[fringe light]

give me aprox 11.98 months at my writing pace

[quick moat]

I got that once

Pretty funny

[nova cipher]

Take splash

Take spalsh

[naive terrace]

Give me six months to proof read it

[fringe light]

✅

[silver lynx]

Give me 20$ (Not related to writing I just want money)

[fringe light]

paypal

ill pay in monthly installments

[nova cipher]

Pay for my car insurance

[fringe light]

no

[nova cipher]

Fuck

[autumn cobalt]

can i have 5

[fringe light]

💀

[fringe light]

w e h a v e b e e n t r y i n g t o c o n t a c t y o u a b o u-

[naive terrace]

[nova cipher]

I think it's funny when people type like that because it's so much effort how you doing that so many spaces gruh

Bruhg2023

[slim junco]

Oh yes...

[fringe light]

what seed is this😭

ill pay you with a perkeo

[red hamlet]

it's just anaglyph deck with 2 double tags

[nova cipher]

Flush gives 80 flush gives 10 straight gives 100

[fringe light]

oh

im special

[slim junco]

AJSKAJS

[fringe light]

mb

[red hamlet]

[slim junco]

Anaglyph deck the GOAT

[red hamlet]

all glyph, keep the ana

[nova cipher]

she heiro on my glyph till I -1 hand -1 ante

[slim junco]

CHAT I'M COOKING

[jade nova]

me explaining why hallucination is lowkey the best joker in the game (its dogshit)

[red hamlet]

wahtcha eating

[slim junco]

WHAT I'M SEEING

💔

[red hamlet]

peak

[dusky oasis]

I just got that in my shop

[slim junco]

HELL NAH

[dusky oasis]

Do i cop

[jade nova]

PASS THE SEED

[fringe light]

n

o

[nova cipher]

she minus

[glacial geyser]

?????????

[nova cipher]

I'd kill myself

[jade nova]

average run in ohio

[slim junco]

How can I see the seed? JAKSJAS

[fringe light]

whys my spotify lokwey doodoo rn

[solemn elm]

double faceless is a decent start regardless

[jade nova]

after you lose

[red hamlet]

when you inevitably perish

[nova cipher]

Que up radiohead

[slim junco]

Oh

Oke oke

[fringe light]

RADIOHEAD

RAIDOWHEAD MENTIONED

[jade nova]

i once did a double rare joker skip and got bluestorm

ante 1

it was bliss

[nova cipher]

Raidowheadlover2023

[jade nova]

but i died to the plant

[fringe light]

the plant is annoying asf fr fr

[glacial geyser]

blueprint and brainstorm back to back for my first run of the day. I cant wait to lose to the flint!

[dusty jay]

Skips? Never heard of her

[rigid yacht]

'two-faced joker'. when you play a hand with two face cards nothing happens 50% of the time and the other 50% of the time you lose 5 dollars

[dusty jay]

Never ever again

[jade nova]

my most despised boss blind

[nova cipher]

So traumatized by the plant that I take luchador no matter what

[jade nova]

i got dna and photo so i farmed

[nova cipher]

Is that the right one

[jade nova]

but whoops i died

[rigid yacht]

it synergizes with the plant

[dusty jay]

Y'all have problems with the plant? I just ball extra hard chat

Y'all not ballers

[jade nova]

this run was generational

unseeded

[nova cipher]

You are clearly unfamiliar with me

[glacial geyser]

only econ allowed ig

[red hamlet]

🥱 plant is so mid

[fringe light]

i hate psychic aswell

[fringe light]

huh

[nova cipher]

He just knows

[fringe light]

a tad overkill

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/log-max5000d-forest-machine-gif-27712623

[fringe light]

bro what did i just recieve in dms💀

[jade nova]

i miss you

[red hamlet]

so peak

[wild vale]

how do I play abondend deck?

[fringe light]

it is tho

[red hamlet]

straights or aces

or 4oak

less cards so easier to deckfix

[nova cipher]

The original is equally insane

[slim junco]

HOLY 💔

[fathom fjord]

Ride the mfin bus

[fringe light]

grr no suprises is playing

[slim junco]

I can feel the win...

[fringe light]

im going fferal

[fringe light]

nahhh

what the cheese

[slim junco]

[red hamlet]

no dice?

[nova cipher]

No surprises Freddy fazbear remix

[wanton monolith]

Aaahea

[fringe light]

im gonna launch balatrp rn actual

where did my spelling go💀

[red hamlet]

balatrp where we rp as blueprint and brainstorm

doomed yuri rp

[nova cipher]

I have a picture of blueprint and brainstorm kissing

[fathom fjord]

“Hi welcome to salty spittoon how tough are ya”

I beat anaglyph
With no skips

[nova cipher]

Relax

[wanton monolith]

Bro what

[nova cipher]

Relax

[fringe light]

balatro up and running sir!

[fringe light]

pardon????

[young flume]

bro wtf

[nova cipher]

Now gold stake black deck

[fringe light]

beat ante 8 with blue deck

hardest to do

[red hamlet]

🗿 why are they men

[nova cipher]

Funniest picture on my phone

[fringe light]

you dont deserve a phone if thats the funneist

[lavish zenith]

blueprint + brainstorm yuri is nothing new

[red hamlet]

better

[wild vale]

double showman lol

[wanton monolith]

I wish i was the third joker there damn

[red hamlet]

showman is uncommon

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[young flume]

bro i can find something funnier in seconds

[slim junco]

No dice, unfortunately

[nova cipher]

Arts too high quality it isn't funny it's just heartwarming

[fathom vortex]

hello my dear poker enjoyers, how's it going?

[slim junco]

[nova cipher]

Pokering my hand

[wanton monolith]

I found this today

[nova cipher]

Perfect

[fringe light]

https://tenor.com/view/oocw-outofcontextwrasslin-oh-sad-sad-emoji-gif-15462661027727635708

[glad oriole]

dude it saved my life too

[slim junco]

just got balatro and friends 4 working on the projector
Picture coming soon.

[young flume]

ok but HOW did you find it? 🤨

[fringe light]

bet

[nova cipher]

Algorithm beating you

[fathom fjord]

Recommended based on previous search history

[lavish zenith]

"oh my god it's sus !! the jokers are kissing SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS !!!!!!!" silence, knave

[nova cipher]

The jokers are gay

Silence knave

[glad oriole]

its so sussy though bruh

[fathom vortex]

hope you will feel better soon brother.

[fringe light]

i love mayhem

w albu

[wanton monolith]

Ir was in homepage i swaer

[nova cipher]

Gady laga

[fringe light]

yes

collabed with mruno bars

[nova cipher]

Gagy lada

[livid bone]

should I sell DNA here too?

[fringe light]

i keep getting mega acrana tag on small blind ante 1

[nova cipher]

Gaad lagy

[fringe light]

im not mad obvs

[livid bone]

where bluestoem cards

[nova cipher]

Pop it for Soul

[fringe light]

but like this si the 7th seed in a row

[red hamlet]

skip
get soul
win

[fringe light]

alr what 2 do i take

[wild vale]

bouta do some divious dager plays

[red hamlet]

emperor

[dusky oasis]

Dager

[fringe light]

ayo

i got an empress

and wheel of fortune

w

[vagrant bane]

How dp you use dagger

Like

Full run

[red hamlet]

move it right if you don'\t want it to eat

move it left after you enter blind

[wanton monolith]

I love this server so much yall have good shit

[nova cipher]

Wheel of fortune small blind do you even have a joker yet

[fringe light]

alr and

[vagrant bane]

No like since 5 jokers

[slim junco]

gah! i love the direction this game took prioritizing skins over content. there’s already so many jokers and synergies that changing anything would’ve made the game feel bloated. i’m so happy i can play with fallout and fnaf skins

[fringe light]

no

[vagrant bane]

I assume black deck/m

[fringe light]

wild wheel of fortune ante 1

[red hamlet]

you just use 3-4 jokers and have a sacrifice slot

[fringe light]

small blind

[red hamlet]

or you just pump an egg

[nova cipher]

Dev is working on a bunch of new content from what I hear

New jokers and cards and such

[slim junco]

You hear wrong

[nova cipher]

Perhaps

[slim junco]

Balatro and friends 5. #Movie

[red hamlet]

he just does that, ignorr it

[slim junco]

Pls Balatro give me one Soul and my life is yours

Sims 2 and super meat boy skins in 2 weeks

[red hamlet]

chicot

[dusky oasis]

Canio

[nova cipher]

Balatro movie and it's a schizo clown that traps you in his basement and forces you to play poker with cards youve never seen before

A24

[slim junco]

Nuzlocke balatro challenge where if you lose you need to sell a joker/card? 👀

[fringe light]

hmm

[nova cipher]

But if you lose don't you just lose

[dusky oasis]

Typically if you lose in balatro you have to restart

[fringe light]

see heres the thing

[fringe light]

yesah

i was gonna say tat

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-thing-marvel-fantastic-four-fantastic-four-first-steps-gif-12898936790859772052

[nova cipher]

Eternal Mr bones

[slim junco]

Ok but losing a joker can be worse than restarting sometimes

[red hamlet]

not compatible

[nova cipher]

But if you lose you have to restart

[red hamlet]

unfortunately

[slim junco]

Because of how memory states work

you could use the honour system.

[fringe light]

this shoop is shit bro

[livid bone]

this game is really pusing a 5oak build on me now

[fringe light]

5 double tags is wikld

[red hamlet]

it's just anaglyph

[fringe light]

ik

justs aying its wild

[red hamlet]

no they're tags
only cards can eb wild

[fringe light]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-40123618314459872

[red hamlet]

tried

didn't work

[slim junco]

thoughts on a candy cane joker?

[fringe light]

oh shit

im sorry

[red hamlet]

don't be lmao

[fringe light]

alr ik its completly diff from that convo

but just bought universe sandbox 2

w or l

[red hamlet]

forgot that was a thing

[fringe light]

me too

i didnt have 1 tho

so i got 2

[red hamlet]

i'm chilling waiting for more space engineers news

[lavish hemlock]

im either a surfer or a homeless druggie, call me SoCalthunk

[fringe light]

i cant extract any archives im ctrashing out

this is the death of me

[slim junco]

QZ7SNHAA and Anaglyph deck

[fringe light]

what did u die to

[slim junco]

Nothing, I just win ante 8

[fringe light]

oh

[slim junco]

Such a solid run

what happened to the balatro money tourney where they leaked the seed a day early to their friend

[fringe light]

AINT NO WAY I JUST DIED TO THE MANACLE

WTF BRO

IM GOING FERAL

[red hamlet]

manaccled

[final delta]

how was ur run going

[fringe light]

ante 1

i fumbled

so ducking hard

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[final delta]

oh 😭

[fringe light]

shut up 😭

[final delta]

did u use skips

[fringe light]

thats it im using the blue deck now because of him

[final delta]

valid crash out

[fringe light]

flush minded rn

[versed cipher]

Yellow deck is the best

[red hamlet]

minded fr

[final delta]

high card 🫶

[livid bone]

I just spawned a turtle bean, look how it compressed the hand lol

[fringe light]

i love because ur using anaglyph every screenshot there is just more and more double tags

[livid bone]

sorry WHAT

I JUST bought showman

[red hamlet]

hell yeah

[livid bone]

literally on previous reroll

[red hamlet]

showman peak

[livid bone]

I'm not taking it though

[dusty jay]

Your a top?

That was funny in my head only

[fringe light]

wild

[final delta]

what tag r saving for

[red hamlet]

🗿

[fringe light]

funny to me

[red hamlet]

made me chuckle

[livid bone]

voucher

[final delta]

good pic

[dusty jay]

🫰

[livid bone]

I hate discord

[final delta]

why

[livid bone]

that was unreasonably large

[dusty jay]

Hey man

[final delta]

🤨🤨🤨

[dusty jay]

I like my emojis big

What's ur problem with bbe. (Big booty emoji)

[livid bone]

literally takes up a good half of the screen

[final delta]

real amelia real

[dusty jay]

Crazy statement amelia

[dusty jay]

I have others do u wanna see

[dusty jay]

Watch it burn

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[fringe light]

WRONG GIF

SHIT

[red hamlet]

🗿

[fringe light]

MB

[dusky oasis]

Must've been the wind

[red hamlet]

sponeback squareshots

[final delta]

BROCK LESNAR

[dusty jay]

I didn't see someone explain it

[final delta]

real

[dusky oasis]

Spungbort was getting freaky

[dusty jay]

Oh SpongeBob

[livid bone]

showman emperor moment

[dusty jay]

Chippies for life

[livid bone]

Ah yes, chips, just what I needed

Run would surely be dead otherwise

[red hamlet]

god i need it to be april 3 already

[dusky oasis]

The humble Plant:

[dusty jay]

What you got planned

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtpIDJB79fg

[dusty jay]

Who's this

[fringe light]

YEAH I SAW

IM SO HAPPY

[livid bone]

It's a shame I have no space