🎙・server-chat

[agile pawn]

helped a lot

[lavish zenith]

using straights while youve got the yuri bp+bs is crazy

[agile pawn]

😔

[red hamlet]

using straights in general

imagine

[pallid sapphire]

Straights good

[lavish zenith]

the ineffable shortcut:

[zenith bridge]

The scaling on straight is insane

[agile pawn]

i think i had a double tag too

[pallid sapphire]

Yep definitely all in on straights there

[agile pawn]

they scale so well

[lavish zenith]

im a full house he/they living in a world of straight people ,,

[red hamlet]

i don't wanna hear it about straights

[agile pawn]

but they scale so well!!!!!!!!!

[lavish zenith]

do they scale well?

[red hamlet]

yeah yeah, like rabbits, i know

[opal fog]

bal ass through

[agile pawn]

i'm more of a flush person

[opal fog]

real

i dont think i will ever do the run without flush

[agile pawn]

actually at this point i'm more of a whatever the fuck works type of person

[lavish zenith]

^^

[opal fog]

i sometimes do full house

[lavish zenith]

friend

[agile pawn]

ig flush is like my default hand though

[lavish zenith]

my default hand is full house

[steep bane]

Bartolo

[wet marten]

*Me using a ouija not thinking too much on it outside of reliable hands.
*Me four rounds later realizing I had turtle bean up the transformed card count by five.
I'm going to need to remember that. I have so many aces

[lavish zenith]

unless there's enough of a single suit

[agile pawn]

i wanna do a flush house build

[red hamlet]

i wanna build a house

[pallid sapphire]

I haven't used flushes in ages

[lavish zenith]

flush houses are swag

ceres my beloved

[placid crystal]

all i need is mime… just mime…

[pallid sapphire]

Where is bros money 💔

[placid crystal]

eaten

i ated it all

[lavish zenith]

the gen alpha mafiosos outside my house be like

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-my-money-issach-bankole-mads-mikkelsen-steven-obanno-le-chifre-gif-24795258

[dusk wasp]

spotify hath cooked with this one

[placid crystal]

WE GOT IT

unseeded naneinf will be mine

[light onyx]

Guys should I get paredolia :)

[red hamlet]

if you wanna die, sure

[lavish zenith]

voucher concepts:
Booster Shot:
+1 Booster pack every shop
Immunology:
Booster packs can be found in booster packs

[fiery thunder]

free money 😳

[solar portal]

but can booster packs be found inside booster packs inside booster packs?

[lavish zenith]

sure but it's not guaranteed

[solar portal]

ourobouros balatro edition

[solar portal]

yes the paradolia + ride the bus sinergy will get u to ante 420

i beat gold stake on yellow deck today

[red hamlet]

same energy

[solar portal]

5 decks to go before completionist+

[solar portal]

it's like those russian dolls

matriochka or something idk how they're spelled

[red hamlet]

matryoshka

[lavish zenith]

that should be a joker too btw

whenever you sell a joker, chance to create a joker

[solar portal]

close enough

[lavish zenith]

the probability trigger should be negatory so you can't get infinite money with oops

like "selling a joker creates a joker of the same rarity. 1 in 3 chance not to work."

[clever crown]

Balatro has permeated my brain I think I dreamt I finally got an e score

[storm flicker]

balatro crashing with cryptid + hidden aces

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[uncut ember]

3 days in pogu

[muted lantern]

Question; Can I get balatro on my phone if I already own it on steam?

The answer is probably somewhere but I don’t feel like looking around so I’ll just ask

[placid crystal]

GG!!!!!!

[late mortar]

Just had a five of a kind run pivot into an insane ante 14 pog baron ( no mime :[ )run with a perkeo and early blueprint

[placid crystal]

UNSEEDED NANEINF

[late mortar]

63 dollars 🔥
(Ggs on naneinf)

[muted lantern]

my favorite part of balatro

you can have a score that rivals the amount of stars in the universe

for a crisp $20 bill

[brittle willow]

rivals? the number of stars in the universe pales in comparison to even an unimaginably small fraction of the score requirement to hit naneinf

[muted lantern]

In a sense* LOL

[late mortar]

Its more comparable to the amount of runs thrown away by unseeded speedrunners

[muted lantern]

I’m yet to even hit like billions

[late mortar]

Genuinely impressed by unseeded speedrunners

[muted lantern]

Most I’ve made in a hand was like 98M and I lost on a 280M blind

I just have no real strategies

[vital glade]

This is my high score run

I think I might have had a chance if Bloodstone decided to show up on the last hand

Granted I would be dead unless I found a mime anyways

But still one more shop

[uncut ember]

half my deck is diamond lol

[vital glade]

That one more shop could have had mime

[muted lantern]

I even did like really good seeds from the seeds chat, still couldn’t get far

[muted lantern]

gahdamn

[muted lantern]

It’s just an actual skill issue

[clear yew]

https://tenor.com/view/xxiisoul-thanos-gif-23843096

[solemn kelp]

insane flush five run

[vital glade]

insane 5oak run

insane 4oak run

We don’t know

[clear yew]

i instantly died

right after

cause i had 1 hand cause boss

i even got dna

i legit had 13 kings, then i discarded 4 times

and got 2

[vital glade]

I also had a flush five run that died to that boss’s evil version. The Water

I used all my discards and my two non main hands

Had 15 King of Hearts

Couldn’t find 5

[clear yew]

this game

tests me

[vital glade]

Why do you go kings? I went for kings and hearts in case of baron pivot or bloodstone

[clear yew]

I had gotten a red seal lucky king from a standard card packet

[placid crystal]

etched into history gg heres the seed

[gleaming granite]

Blease I need steam workshop for this game

[vital glade]

Same. I can’t afford puter tho

[vital glade]

But if I did

[cold lichen]

Should i get balatro on pc

I alr got it on mobile tho

[vital glade]

How much do you care about the modding scene?

[slim junco]

got something very unusual in my game

[cold lichen]

Would be nice to trt out mods

[dire totem]

Yall think it’s a good idea to ask my GF out to prom using Balatro references

[vital glade]

If you do you might only have a 1/4 chance of proccing a date

[dire totem]

Well she also plays Balatro so I think I have an oops all 6’s this time around

[cold lichen]

( no hate)

[vital glade]

Let me just remove that poll

Now that I have contexf

Context

Context is always important

[dire totem]

Huh

[muted lantern]

🌝

[red hamlet]

🗿 copying the swash and not the trio/quad

[red hamlet]

baby you're like an eternal rental egg

[clear yew]

i didnt need to because i was about to sell the swash

[red hamlet]

god i fucking hate you

[clear yew]

i had found a dna

[red hamlet]

banger

[dire totem]

What the hell did I do to you ;-;

[red hamlet]

🗿 nothing, just don't fumble it

[dire totem]

[red hamlet]

don't call her a bad joker

[muted lantern]

misprint

[red hamlet]

🗿 you're an oops all 6s to my glass card

[final delta]

your the red seal to my polychrome steel king

[red hamlet]

my legs are killing me

[muted lantern]

Put my red seal steel king in your DNA type shi

[final delta]

real

[red hamlet]

Hey baby, are you DNA?
Cause you make me want to reproduce

[valid heath]

Yes money build no more negative special card:((( I'm sad

[wild lily]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[final delta]

are you dna because u increase my deck size

[red hamlet]

im ngl, if you want a baddie, your first thought shouldn't be "we should bang"

do not cook like that

[final delta]

who even does that

[red hamlet]

men

[wild lily]

now why, when, or how would i do that

[red hamlet]

men with no game

[final delta]

men are disgusting

[red hamlet]

brother this was clearly about sex lmfao

do not cook like that

instead, show her your lego cars
baddies love an autistic lad

[wild lily]

put that aside
w pick up line

[red hamlet]

Massive L pickup line

[final delta]

DOES THAT WORK

I have like 10 lego cars

[wild lily]

make jimbo use it to his gf

[red hamlet]

2 years in may

[wild lily]

if it works then u cooked

[final delta]

Woooo!!!!

[fiery yew]

i hope our baby is a glass polychrome king with a red seal

[red hamlet]

🗿 so it can self-destruct?

[fiery yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922653339936784396/1281072825775689859/attachment.gif

hehe imagine a primary color joker which switches between diamond spade and hearts

or clubs instead of spades

[vital glade]

Hey fellow ouppy, are you a Baron Mime build? Because you make me break.

Absolute Cinema pickup line guys

Rizz

[red hamlet]

are you a baron mime build? cause god i'm tired of seeing your ass

[lavish zenith]

headstart deck:
start with $50
start on ante 3

[red hamlet]

ok so you're dead

[vital glade]

😭

[sand bluff]

you have to also start in the shop or you just die

[red hamlet]

ante 3 is base chips 2,000
how the fuck are you planning to do 300 chips 7 times lmfao

[lavish zenith]

oh true

[light onyx]

Fuckkkkk

[wild lily]

hmmmmmmm i def have seen this before
"headstart: starts with 50 circuits, world 3 and iron sword"
oh yep deja vu

[lavish zenith]

headstart deck
start in the shop
start with 50$
start on ante 3

[vital glade]

headstart deck:
start with $50
start on ante 3
start in the shop

Oh lol

[elder nymph]

MMMM e48

[lavish zenith]

you reckon 50$ is enough to get jokers to beat an ante 3 blind?

[wild lily]

ig so

[elder nymph]

Probably

[glad oriole]

maybe not on urple stake

[red hamlet]

let's find out

The results are in

Problem

You're now 2 vouchers down, any scaling jokers have far less time to scale, and you miss out on 5 shops

you're also even more at the mercy of rng

[wild lily]

so do we just fix that voucher prob by starting with 2 extra random tier 1 vouchers
but wat bout the shop how do we fix that

[lavish zenith]

riffle shuffle
uncommon
every blind, turn a random joker into another random joker of the same rarity

overhand shuffle
uncommon
1 in 2 chance to mutate either suit or rank of discarded cards

[red hamlet]

So now you starts at ante 3 with 50 bucks and 3 vouchers

oh yeah, you basically needs to spend all 50 bucks to live unless you get an insane pull

[lavish zenith]

maybe you start with a $0 reroll tag too

[red hamlet]

so very little interest

overall it's a wack idea

maybe a challenge

[lavish zenith]

a fun challenge would be to start on ante 8 with $200

in the shop

[solar pumice]

Finally a good joker

[half plume]

the joke bottle

[glad oriole]

shortcut is right there

[red hamlet]

oh hey, it's just like the real diet cola

you really don't want it around

and would rather sell it off to some random chap

[glad oriole]

diet cola is yucky

[lapis latch]

Zombies, kidneys, cats if they were blueberrys

[sand bluff]

there should be a joker that acts like riff-raff but it can be any rarity

oh wait that's just judgement

oh wait this isn't game discussion

[red hamlet]

so me

[vital glade]

Nuh uh because that image is actually me

[raven slate]

who let the puppygirls into the balatro server (thank you)

[red hamlet]

we let ourselves in

[glad oriole]

miau

[raven slate]

maaowww

[glad oriole]

:3

[red hamlet]

this is you

[crystal spade]

true

[vital glade]

[tulip tusk]

Runner, Shortcut, The Order, and the Superposition I sold for the Brainstorm, together with the plasma deck where Saturn's chip advantage shines. A certified dream run with straights.

Also the first time I did straights with burnt joker.

[solar portal]

holy shmoly the dream

[tulip tusk]

The order didn't do much though, since the chips were too overwhelming

[glad oriole]

?

ph plasma

[crisp violet]

The game is so good😭 i want to play on the phone But dont have money😭🙏🙏

[strange hatch]

I played Balatro in ibis paint and excel sheets when my pc was broken

[crisp violet]

What? How?

[keen void]

ultra burnt

[broken swift]

yes

[strange hatch]

Like this 😔 (I lost ante 4 btw)

[broken swift]

Street 🔥

[strange hatch]

+spin the wheel (for deck)
+Balatro wiki
+random number generator
+excel

Don’t ask why it says street instead of straight

[pallid sapphire]

Super W

[red hamlet]

How do you lose in a game you yourself are drawing

[north nimbus]

Interesting first erratic run

[red hamlet]

I know people can be bad at games but damn

[elder nymph]

Balatro should have a balls-altro card that gives you 2 chances to beat a blind if you fail

Call it balls altro of steel if you will

[red hamlet]

I don't think having extra chances to beat a blind is balls of steel

quite the opposite

[keen void]

i might be going a bit overboard .. ...

[fiery yew]

holy poop

[agile pawn]

need more kings

[final delta]

time for a square joker run

[keen void]

yet another baron build mercilessly slaughtered by the plant (i never found director's cut, a voucher skip, or a luchador. i hate this game)

[fluid shuttle]

Me when I finally complete gold stake

[fiery yew]

my luck with the cards were just butt

i lowk wish i took ecto

i thought it was towards your blue hand not the yellow hand

[elder nymph]

Bought my friend balatro bc it was on their wishlist :3

We spread the addiction of balatro

[dreamy pier]

Pain. Plant kills

[north nimbus]

More for the gambling pits

[elder nymph]

Yes

[fiery yew]

i think balatro is the best worst thing to ever be made

its the year 2034 the balatro epidemic infects half the world

deleted something so true

[red hamlet]

Let's not get this chat a cooldown again

[wise plaza]

Ante 1 abandoned deck this should be good

[wild lily]

fr

[wild vale]

is four of a kind better here?

[red hamlet]

bro is broke broke

[wild vale]

does it count as containing three of a kinde

[red hamlet]

but yea

it only needs to contain a 3oak
4oak does have a 3oak

[empty patio]

Does blackboard work if everything is disabled in my hand?

[solemn elm]

yeah it works as normal

[red hamlet]

nope

wait does it

oh sorry, misunderstood

Yes, it'll still give mult

[empty patio]

I'm playing double or nothing so I was just wondering

[red hamlet]

thought they meant like if the cards that would usually make it not work were disabled

[primal grove]

mr. bones

[dapper dust]

Hmm, this could be going better

[red hamlet]

b

[dapper dust]

Oh hey, it’s going better

[red hamlet]

no b :c

[dapper dust]

after working so hard on getting gold on my first deck, I'd forgotten how easy lower levels are

[rigid yacht]

i recently noticed that almost none of the jokers have clown noses

[dapper dust]

I need some strengths - too many queens and jacks atm

[red hamlet]

yuh, only mr andy

[lavish zenith]

tier list of how good each joker would be to have in real life

[red hamlet]

ok

question

do you have to kill people for this one

[daring dagger]

Should I?

[lavish zenith]

we're only considering effect, not what the card is. so even though the cavendish is a banana you can eat, we only care about the xmult

[lavish zenith]

i would assume it means discard face playing cards

since a deck of cards is a lot cheaper than that and will contain at least three face cards, you can throw away decks of cards to get infinite money

i'm open to questions

[limber moth]

maybe 🧐

[leaden fern]

I don’t see why not

[lavish zenith]

actually maybe madness and ceremonial dagger could go bottom tier

because those just kill people

[red hamlet]

taht's not a downside

[lavish zenith]

you dont get to control when it does so

[slim junco]

i think i can speak for everyone when i say Don’t Add any New Jokers!!!

[red hamlet]

I think i can speak for everyoen
We don't care 🗿

[slim junco]

We need to stop begging for content lowkey

[lavish zenith]

why

[red hamlet]

throw it back

[lavish zenith]

i dunno new jokers could be nice but im fine with the way the game is currently

[slim junco]

hopefully devs can see this and scrap any content they’re working on. We only want balatro and friends. Nothing else

[lavish zenith]

no sorry i just heard back from localthunk

he's adding 150 new jokers

[empty patio]

Cool

[empty patio]

I wish

[lavish zenith]

he's actually going to add multiplayer matchmaking too

[red hamlet]

I just heard from playstack, they actually allowed teh community to make new jokers for the game

[hallow pewter]

I'm kinda bad at the game but I wanna beat the 2nd difficulty any advice on decks or anything like that?

[lavish zenith]

he added a new animation for when you sell the luchador where it becomes 3d and it physically assaults the boss blind

[tough edge]

@lavish zenith u wanna walk me through a run

[lavish zenith]

no that'd be boring for you

and for me

[tough edge]

pls

💔

I’ve lost 62 times in a row

[lavish zenith]

i am just a guy on this earth with a finite amount of hours in every day and so are you

[tough edge]

based response

[slim junco]

We don’t even play the game anymore. We just look at all the new cool skins

[lavish zenith]

think critically about the game. learn from mistakes and learn strategy

[slim junco]

I like the fallout 5

Balatro challenge. Rate your top 10 favourite card skins

[red hamlet]

I'm palying da gta 8 on my rtx 3000000904308509
50 gigs of ram, ddr69, amd ryzen utlra 9999x4d, settings maxed out (cranked)
60 fps supremacy (eye can't; see more than that obviously)

[slim junco]

Gah! I can’t even narrow it down to 10. What an impossible challenge

[tough edge]

I’ve been thinking REAL CRITICALLY OVER THESE 62 LOSSES

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-sad-explode-gif-15295996165959499721

[red hamlet]

that cat's son now

[lunar kiln]

anti 11, barely staying alive, what do I do

[tough edge]

[tough edge]

you die.

[lunar kiln]

sock and buskin seems like really good

[red hamlet]

frankly you're hitting the limit of that build

[sour peak]

Man I wish i could link my Xbox Balatro acc to my mobile acc

[red hamlet]

an extra retrigger would give you an extra x2 from photo, but you're losing the x3 from cavendish

[barren dust]

screw hack

[red hamlet]

selling hack loses a trigger

for photo

[lunar kiln]

selling hack loses a trigger of all 2 3 4 5 but I will gain one of all when I buy sock

[red hamlet]

shrimply hitting the limit

[barren dust]

paradoilia + hack is just sock and buskin for 2,3,4 and 5 instead of face cards

[slim junco]

any mods that remove blueprint? its a crutch for newer players…

[tough edge]

how do I win without playing flush

[red hamlet]

Any mods that mute fishware for a month

[slim junco]

Any mods that tuck me in and kiss me on the forehead

Gah! I’m such a delicate little flower

[barren dust]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-smelly-gross-smell-bad-smell-body-odor-gif-3521920713570686607

[red hamlet]

photochad and cavendish can't go
hack could go (even if you lose the miniscule mult)
but either way you're dying soon unless get some insane jokers next shop (or pull a trib)

[slim junco]

this balatro and friends 4 hitting like crack rn

u telling me i got rust 7 and a fallout 10 Straight

I am truly become meme with all these silly skins 😂

[daring dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[cinder dome]

wouldnt smiley face be nutty

share the seed perchance?

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[red hamlet]

won't make a scratch

[cinder dome]

how come?

mind you ive got like 10h in the game

[red hamlet]

because these are the scores he needs lol

[cinder dome]

LMFAO

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[red hamlet]

ante 11/12 is where builds go to die

[spring goblet]

Hi guys in really bad at the game my stats

Can someone help me?

[red hamlet]

stop skipping

[spring goblet]

I sint skip

Dont*

Im just shii

T

At the game idk why

[slim junco]

play flush five
it gives you lots of chips
and dont buy blueprint, it reinforces bad habits

[tough edge]

how do I beat without flush

[slim junco]

And my guy 😂 You gotta play with the castle crasher and hello kitty card arts Them jawns is fiyaaaaa 🔥

[spring goblet]

Bro i have never beaten the game im that bad

[tough edge]

it’s just rng nro

bro

play flushes and you’ll win

[spring goblet]

Ok il try

[slim junco]

just keep skipping and then play a flush five and you will beat every boss

[spring goblet]

what deck

[tough edge]

dont listen to @spring goblet

[red hamlet]

1. Ignore fishware, he's just here to troll

2. Keep your money above 25, it'll max out your interest and you'll get 5 bucks per round + dollar per hand left + blind rewards

3. First ante try to play Full houses, Flushes and Straights (ideally high ones)

[tough edge]

what decks do you have

[slim junco]

Abandoned deck

Makes flushes so easy

[spring goblet]

The normals without beating the games

[red hamlet]

Each full house, flush and straight with cards above 8 will gety you 300 points per hand
enough to beat small blind in 1 hand, big and boss in 2

[slim junco]

then pair it with blueprint and smeared joker

[tough edge]

use blue

[spring goblet]

Ok

[slim junco]

There are mods and skins to make the game easier

[red hamlet]

Blue deck has extra hand which is peak early and is an extra dollar
Red has an extra discard whihch lets you get the cards you need and not waste hands

Do you have yellow deck?

[slim junco]

equip the fallout arts

[red hamlet]

If you\re not gonna be helpful, shush

[slim junco]

it has an easter egg that boosts your luck 1/4 -> 2/4

[tough edge]

can you answer my question

[red hamlet]

just don't play flushes

there really isn't more to it than that

Use abandoned deck cause easier to make straights

[jagged girder]

Does anyone know what is the effect of Revert from Cryptid

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[jagged girder]

ok

[red hamlet]

Also there's a wiki

[tough edge]

how do I unlock that

[red hamlet]

win with green deck

[tough edge]

should I do it or nah

best case scenario I keep hanging chad

[verbal zephyr]

you have to die in a sacrifice room with missing poster

[glad oriole]

no

[red hamlet]

Best case scenario you fuckin' die lmfao

[tough edge]

[red hamlet]

too late for a hex

[tough edge]

im saying

[opal meteor]

nO

[crisp haven]

Does anyone know where i can find a detailed guide to installing a mod injector? having trouble getting it to work

[red hamlet]

on the injector github

[lunar kiln]

it died, but it went out pretty well

[sand talon]

GUYS.....

balala

[red hamlet]

\

[wary finch]

Obelisk is going to help me win the Cruelty challenge

[red hamlet]

PEAKLISK

[wary finch]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-crying-sad-gif-15286789

[empty patio]

Cruelty isn't as cruel as people say

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-rest-in-peace-girl-cigarette-ripbozo-gif-6791002525476329672

[wary finch]

Tell that to my 12 failed attempts

[spring goblet]

Guys almost @exq and thanks

@tough edge thx

[empty patio]

I only failed 3 times but 12 isn't that much

[primal grove]

only the strongest can survive

[brave saddle]

plant

[fathom fjord]

Bro thinks he’s part of the team

[uneven edge]

what order do I put my jokers for scoring? flush five build

[quick moat]

Depends on the cards

If you got a lotta glass use more sock and bustin

[uneven edge]

no glass

[uneven edge]

red seal lucky heart kings

[quick moat]

I think blueprint on ballot is 1 better than both on photo

1 proc better

[fathom fjord]

I was gonna say the same thing

[uneven edge]

blueprint ballot brainstorm photo?

[quick moat]

Ye

[uneven edge]

cool thanks

[quick moat]

[uneven edge]

it was worse

[fathom fjord]

But obviously after you move your jokers and copy your king first lol

[pastel hornet]

[uneven edge]

idk if I did something wrong or

[fathom fjord]

Double castle is nutty on plasma

[quick moat]

I think it should be better

But if you did it and it’s not then ig not

[pastel hornet]

nice

idk the thing is chips w plasma so i said "ok bet"

i dont think this is a high stakes one tho, but a win is a win

[fathom fjord]

less discards would mean less ramping up castle

[pastel hornet]

I have 5 discards

[fathom fjord]

Yeah but in higher stakes you’d have one less base discard

[pastel hornet]

true

I probably will switch out of it if i get better jokers

i just been playing high card so its not like I have to build a crazy hand

💀

[fathom fjord]

Just get perkeo+observatory nbd

[pastel hornet]

so true!

[fathom fjord]

lol

[wary finch]

It's kinda crazy how Jokerless isn't boring

[elder fog]

someone help me out rq

do i get rid of cavendish or showman

bascially my whole deck is steel kings and im playing high cards

[pallid sapphire]

high score run or ante 8?

[elder fog]

high score

[pallid sapphire]

In any case if it's all kings already I don't think cavendish is doing anything noteworthy

[elder fog]

alr thanks

[sharp shell]

i got perkeo and cryptid raw

no seed

then i lost cause i suck

[pastel hornet]

always a good fe- oh

[sharp shell]

i got like 8 cryptids though

my synergies were kinda mid

[vernal plinth]

seeing the soul inside of a spectral pack is weird

[red hamlet]

i mean

not really

spectral card

[elder fog]

ive only ever seen it in arcana packs though tbf

[vernal plinth]

i hope it's a perkeo

[red hamlet]

sorry, chicot

[vernal plinth]

sorry, not today, it really is perkeo

[kind garnet]

The ”have 30 spades” type of jokers are broken

I just decided to start running full flush runs

[red hamlet]

broken
and then it's like a mid joker that's aight

[kind garnet]

I love chips

[vernal plinth]

dropping this here in case you don't believe me

[kind garnet]

I mean its no e13 jokers but i mostly play for ante 8 then restart

[elder fog]

so unfortunate

[red hamlet]

Me too, I'm eating these rn

[vernal plinth]

green text..

[red hamlet]

be me
post my chips
get called out for green text
make a greentext meme about it

[kind garnet]

Chili cheese is such a banger flavour

[sharp compass]

Accidentally got one when I was trying out checkered deck

[kind garnet]

I gotta unlock decks soon

Past months ive only played spectral deck on normal stake

I havent unlocked anything lol

Checkered seems fun

[pallid sapphire]

Should unlock all the decks, they're all pretty fun in their own ways

[sand talon]

:3

[red hamlet]

[vapid ledge]

GUYS IM ON A GREAT RUN RN

[civic ore]

does hanging chad help with vampire

[red hamlet]

no, why would it

[vapid ledge]

95 million points a hand so far (ante 11)

my highest ever im so excited

[civic ore]

if it triggered multiple times

idk

i never tested

[vapid ledge]

my game is lagging tho cus im on switch and i have 149 cards in my deck 😭

[red hamlet]

it doens't retrigger the vampire

vampire takes out enhancement before scoring starts

[sharp shell]

i just witnessed my friend score 100 trillion

[red hamlet]

What does help is Midas mask

as it can apply an enhancement before vampire

[agile pawn]

> hi

[red hamlet]

I do not talk to cops

[agile pawn]

i am NOT a cop

[slim junco]

My banana does NOT want to break

[slim junco]

I love this game

[red hamlet]

ok cop

<@&1133519078540185692> get this headass scammer outta here

[wide hearth]

gotem

[elder fog]

what do i do?

[north crescent]

sell dna for sure

[eternal nebula]

:3

[red hamlet]

assuming you live without it, you can get rid of dna

[elder fog]

alr

[red hamlet]

since you're copying cryptids

[round eagle]

The shop that just saved my straight run 😩
(watch me fumble it)

[elder fog]

thanks

[north crescent]

you have retcon?

[eternal nebula]

banan

[round eagle]

Blessings from the nanner gods

[eternal nebula]

indeed

[hybrid swan]

gl cooperating with flower pot

least stressful flower pot run

[pallid sapphire]

flower pot and blackboard is kinda nutty

[round eagle]

Hedge ur bets

[hybrid swan]

flower pot and splash*

[dapper dust]

I'll take that for a start

[hybrid swan]

the 2 foil hits saved the flower pot run since I had zero chip options

blackboard was more of a backup

[vapid crater]

flower pot puts me in a chokehold

also any of the blinds that debuff a suit instantly wreck it

u can still get the mult but ur missing out on an entire card's value

[red hamlet]

could be worse

[slim junco]

I'm so happy rn

[digital hemlock]

The amount of times I got blood stone hack and no dice is more than I can counr

[hybrid swan]

thats only problematic if it's a wild or bonus card

it still counts as the fourth suit

[vapid crater]

this with a hanging chad and copy joker

[slim junco]

Frfrfr

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-saturday-gif-11333187036431302748

[vapid crater]

just keep leveling all pairs and kinds n u've got a killer run

[red hamlet]

🗿 just play full houses

[hybrid swan]

she flush on my hearts till I'm five

[red hamlet]

🗿 no

[slim junco]

Btw I'm cooked

I love this game

[red hamlet]

🗿 clapped

[vapid crater]

:(

it was nice meeting you

[slim junco]

Goodbye my first good run in weeks

[red hamlet]

bye bye run

[scenic flame]

Btw how have they came up with 150 unique Jokers while still keeping it balanced?

[vagrant wedge]

miau

[subtle cove]

Why did I sell that chips joker on plasma deck. So you still need chips jokers in late game on plasma deck?

[sand talon]

Fr fr

[hybrid swan]

for finishing ante 8 if it scales faster than blind scaling then you can get away with it

[red hamlet]

honestly, a lot of it is just

Look at the jokers you got
Think of something they might do
Add it
See how it plays out
Balance it from there

like there's a bunch of jokers that are just
bad late game

or jokers that are insanely strong for their rank

(chad)

[hybrid swan]

(runner)

[red hamlet]

A fair amount of it is just not balanced lmfao

[scenic flame]

Ok. And Cryptid probably said “f!ck that!” And proceeded to just add them in without balancing.

[red hamlet]

it is called the most unbalanced mod for a reason

it's for shits and giggles

[dapper dust]

Hmm, This run should maybe be called "The Trouble with Tribouls"

[scenic flame]

TRIPLE TRIBOULET OH MY GAH!!!

[red hamlet]

but it's also why there's no jokers that are like
Make all played cards glass or lucky

there's still some room for jokers

[slim junco]

HOLY MOLY

[hybrid swan]

triplets

[scenic flame]

CATALOG THE SEED IN #1156061354076155944 NOW!!!

[red hamlet]

pray bro
and don't get hit with a plant

[zenith bridge]

Tripoulet

[dapper dust]

It gets better...

[red hamlet]

🗿 yupchamp, e20 right there

[dapper dust]

I'll stick it in there when I get to the end

[red hamlet]

e12 if you get 5oak

[slim junco]

Are you serious Balatro?

[red hamlet]

e15 if glass
e17 if red seals
e21 if red glass 🗿

[sick viper]

I found a cool seed that allowed me to do this :D

lost to ante 21 tho

[elder fog]

whats the best joker placements?

[sick viper]

id say blueprint on baron and brainstorm on mime

[red hamlet]

1 Baron 1 mime I think

And always perky copy out of shop

[elder fog]

yeah alr thanks

[red hamlet]

Basically want retriggers and effects to be balanced

[brave saddle]

MONEY SEED HAS APPEARED 3 TIMES IN 4 ANTES ON GREEN DECK

OML

[spiral spear]

… I uh.. I have no words for how or even why I did this

[elder fog]

im not an expert but im pretty sure he needs to skip blinds

[spiral spear]

Hmmm, maybe

[pallid sapphire]

stencil thinks he's helping

[vagrant bane]

Is this the correct orientation for midas mask vampire

[slim junco]

Just downloaded the balatro and friends 4 expansions. What. A. Game. Changer.

[gray canopy]

What is stencil doing for you

[slim junco]

I'm tweaking

Please God, please Balatro

[stable quarry]

🤩

[slim junco]

Please God of Balatro

[spiral spear]

Literally nothing, that’s why I got rid of it

For Baron

[jaunty mason]

Seed?

[sick viper]

72X59RRJ

just skip entire ante 1

and open buffoon

[slim junco]

I hate this game

[jaunty mason]

Okay thanks for the instructions

[sick viper]

next time just sell the lusty joker first

[slim junco]

[pallid sapphire]

rule #1 of invisible joker, it always copies the least relevant joker

[slim junco]

Frfr

[spiral spear]

I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE DEBUFFED I’M DOING IT ANYWAYS

[opaque shard]

That's a lotta throwbacks

[spiral spear]

Got another

[opaque shard]

Throwback maxxing

[spiral spear]

I play on switch lol

[elfin tapir]

oh fair

[opaque shard]

Throwback's one of my favorite looking jokers it's a shame it's usually not that good

[spiral spear]

They’re all at 7.25

[agile pawn]

throwback my behated 👺

[abstract hill]

Bullshit

[spiral spear]

Ouch

[undone tiger]

Why is odd todd an even number in the collection and even steven an odd number?

[spiral spear]

The mysteries of the universe

[undone tiger]

Even steven should cost 6$ and give 6 mult, and Odd tod should cost 5$

and they should swap places on the collection

[pallid sapphire]

losing to amber acorn 💀💀💀💀💀

[abstract hill]

I couldn’t change it

[modern hatch]

hey does anyone know how i can transfer my balatro+ data to regular balatro

[pallid sapphire]

No I meant losing to acorn at all

[modern hatch]

cancelled my apple arcade sub and i wanted to transfer the data

[mystic stirrup]

Bro what you recomended me

[pallid sapphire]

bad luck with draws or did you not rearrange them correctly lmao

[mystic stirrup]

Use ankh or not

[agile pawn]

what is balatro+

[modern hatch]

its the app on apple arcade

[pallid sapphire]

You should probably figure out which jokers to sell before ankhing

[agile pawn]

oh

[modern hatch]

its a different version

[pallid sapphire]

Two burnt jokers would go pretty hard

[modern hatch]

i had like 89% completion on it, it'd really suck if i lost that and had to restart

[slim junco]

I'm tweaking

Omg

Should I use Ankh?

No

Use balatro and friends 4 Rust cards

[final delta]

out of a buffon pack is crazy

[boreal tide]

im so close to being done with black deck

just orange and gold left

[vital ore]

Woah

I still gotta beat blue first.

[boreal tide]

blue and after black deck is hell

that one discard makes a world of difference

[fathom fjord]

No, Balatro does not have any cross version compatibility (yet?)

[solemn elm]

its a planned feature.

[open monolith]

I'm frustrated, I've played a lot and I still haven't managed to beat any deck🥲

[boreal tide]

does anyone actually buy rentals and perishables

[boreal tide]

how

[thorn holly]

https://tenor.com/view/xxx-xxxtentacion-whats-a-father-whats-that-gif-4514438237433228757

[boreal tide]

gona fucking kms just got a perishable blueprint

[hybrid swan]

use it while you can

[hybrid swan]

all the time

[willow reef]

i dont really take rentals too often

but perishables early game are good

[lavish zenith]

deck concept:
apocalypse deck
1 in 7 discarded cards are destroyed
whenever a card is added to your deck, a random other card in your deck is destroyed

[boreal tide]

do u guys ever skip for tarot packs

[lavish zenith]

very very rarely

[thorn holly]

they call me no skip freeiphone5c

[lavish zenith]

they call me unze

[thorn holly]

TRUE

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/spoingus-pass-the-tuna-down-gif-21178537

[boreal tide]

ik im not supposed to

but bro

the chance of getting a legendary joker is so fun

[lavish zenith]

does skipping give you a chance to find a legendary joker?

or, wait. do you mean ignoring the booster pack in the shop or do you mean pressing the skip button after you open the pack

[fathom fjord]

On arcana sure

Charm tag I think it’s called

[vernal plinth]

who to replace.. hmm

[wind lintel]

mail

[lavish zenith]

or do you mean taking the arcana tag skip

[vernal plinth]

mail huh ok

[verbal zephyr]

how much is agate doing for you

[boreal tide]

uhhh

idk

the tarot pacj

u get

[fathom fjord]

I’d say agate bc it won’t really do much next ante

[boreal tide]

from skipping

[lavish zenith]

ohhh yeah i take those all the time

[fathom fjord]

Oh wait it’s poly

Uhhh

[lavish zenith]

wdym you're not supposed to take those they're alright

[vernal plinth]

trying to find red seal and sock buskin

[fathom fjord]

How many lucky cards do you have

[boreal tide]

ik ur not supposed to skip a lot but i skip a lotttt

[fathom fjord]

I never skip unless it’s round 1 money or I am hurting for jokers in gold stake

[wind lintel]

only reason to skip a lot is if you are trying to do the 12 round win

[lavish zenith]

if your run can handle it nothin wrong with skipping

[verbal zephyr]

even then isn’t photochad getting you most of your mult

[lavish zenith]

live life on the edge. skip for two rare jokers ante 1 and roll a 50/50 against the fish

[fathom fjord]

Skip for rare
Rolls into hit the road

No thanks

[vernal plinth]

no. the damned obelisk.

[lavish zenith]

if life gives you hit the road

make more jacks

[fathom fjord]

Obelisk is fun unless you just can’t play another hand other than the common one

[lavish zenith]

what's wrong with hit the road tho i think it's solid with some deck fixing

[pallid sapphire]

It just takes dedication to do

and you don't have as many discards on higher stakes

[fathom fjord]

You need a ton of jacks to even get to a banana

And it’s only for the round

I’d rather take the banana

[pallid sapphire]

You only need 6 jacks but you need your whole deck to be jacks to be able to reliably get x3+

[lavish zenith]

ok. you don't always get a cavendish though

[pallid sapphire]

You don't always get a deck full of jacks either lol

[wind lintel]

is there a third banana that you get if you manage to break the x3 one

[fathom fjord]

You need to reliably draw 6 jacks

[pallid sapphire]

Nah, you just find cavendish again

[lavish zenith]

yes you can though. it's a lot easier to force more jacks than to force a banana

who cares about cavendish being better. that's a whole ass other joker

it's also worse than perkeo!

it's also worse than three photos and four chads!

doesn't matter

xmult is good

[fathom fjord]

I’m just saying hit the road isn’t staying long in my joker slots

[pallid sapphire]

x mult is good yes, but that doesn't change the fact htr is harder to activate

[lavish zenith]

play erratic then

[fathom fjord]

Unless I just have all jacks

[lavish zenith]

there's these lovely things called standard packs

[pallid sapphire]

so like the one time it's good? loool

[lavish zenith]

yes, hit the road is good when it is good

[boreal tide]

orange and gold stake black deck isnt even fun bro

[lavish zenith]

erratic is so silly

[fathom fjord]

It’s not unless you get riff raff ante 1

Then money goes brrrr

[lavish zenith]

yeah sure give me 8 aces and only 2 spades

[red hamlet]

hit the road is still like wack tier

[boreal tide]

even then

[lavish zenith]

man what the heck !

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro

And speaks portuguese??!?

[red hamlet]

i don't think i've used hit the road like, once
even when i was building hella jacks

[lavish zenith]

hit the road is fine, it's fun if you can deck fix for it

ive used it a few times

[boreal tide]

is that the no face card one

[turbid pagoda]

first time I got cavendish in a booster I thought it was +3 mult so I skipped it

[fathom fjord]

Discarding jacks gives you 0.5x mult within the round

[lavish zenith]

hit the road is +x0.5mult per jack discarded this round

[hollow ice]

With ancient deck you "can't"

1.5

X

[boreal tide]

i forgot to unlock that

[red hamlet]

you can keep it that way

[boreal tide]

theres a couple with really specfic reqs rhag i need to do

[pallid sapphire]

I still need to unlock glass joker

[boreal tide]

wait genuinely though for really bad cards like that wouldnt it literally be better to just not unlock them

[fathom fjord]

So the most you could feasibly get is 10x with 4 discards, which yes is pretty nice but unless you have all jacks in your deck isn’t reliable to get that high

[boreal tide]

to increase ur odds of better jokers

[lavish zenith]

that's dumb

[fathom fjord]

If you play seeded it throws off the odds of getting specific cards at specific times

[pallid sapphire]

I mean technically yes but where's the fun in balatro if you're trying to minmax your runs like that

[boreal tide]

good points

[fathom fjord]

But other than that it’s just fun to make number go up

[red hamlet]

Main issue is that you can get completley fucked over by draws

[fathom fjord]

Which is the core of Balatro

[red hamlet]

because you're actively throwing out the cards you're fixed for

[pallid sapphire]

which again comes back to the whole deck needing to be jacks lol

you better be playing like flush five with jacks to be using htr

[lavish zenith]

so don't use discards for discards

use hands sometimes instead

[red hamlet]

For what it's worth, it's really not that great

[lavish zenith]

i like it ,

[red hamlet]

And that's fine

I like rare skips

[wet quartz]

the rot is strong
saw the one on the left as negative and the one on the right as polychrome

[red hamlet]

they're still wack

[lavish zenith]

my favie hit the road

hit the road, jack!

[boreal tide]

whats the one card that destorys face cards and adds perm .5x multi

[red hamlet]

And don't come back

ever

in any buffoon packs or store

please

[wet quartz]

canio??

i can't remember

[red hamlet]

Canio
and it adds 1x when a face is destroyed

[boreal tide]

ya

wow

[red hamlet]

it doesn't destroy on it's own

[boreal tide]

how did i

[fathom fjord]

No that’s 1x

[red hamlet]

it's also legendary

[boreal tide]

forget a legendary

joker

im stupid

[red hamlet]

i mean shit

[lavish zenith]

ive only seen trib on challenge runs i need that damn ass guy

[boreal tide]

i love to see canio on a regular run

basically free win

[red hamlet]

In the same tier as "Fix your entire deck for this 1 joker to get good
there's also jokers like duo, trio, family, ancient, baseball

[lavish zenith]

dude what wdym trio

[fathom fjord]

You don’t need to fix your deck for ancient necessarily

[lavish zenith]

ancient is anti deck fix

[red hamlet]

🗿 i'm not saying they need deck fixing

[hybrid swan]

flower pot

[red hamlet]

family does to be consistent
but still

[marble valve]

Ancient joker gets worse with deck fixing?

[red hamlet]

📣 i'm not saying those ones need deckfixing necessarily

[marble valve]

Wild card

[red hamlet]

i put fucking baseball there

[fathom fjord]

Suit blinds:

[lavish zenith]

why would trio be bad

[red hamlet]

anyways

You need hella jacks for hit the road to start being good
unless you're literally planning to throw out every jack you have and play something else

[boreal tide]

baseball so shit

[pallid sapphire]

let me just wild card one card at a time when I could be farming mult and money with lucky or chips with bonus or empress for flat mult etc etc

[red hamlet]

white stake moment

[hybrid swan]

you need four scoring cards one of each different suits, how frequently do you think that's going to happen in your regular gold stake run

[boreal tide]

what do you guys think the best overall card is

[red hamlet]

And later in the run it could pop off, sure
But you could also just build kings instead, use other jokers and roll into a baron or any of the x of a kind jokers

[boreal tide]

other than perko

[fathom fjord]

Blueprint

[hybrid swan]

trading card

[pallid sapphire]

blueprint works with literally everything

[boreal tide]

blueprint and the left one dont count

[fathom fjord]

That’s why it’s the best

[red hamlet]

blueprint, invis and brainstorm literally cannot be rated lmfao

[boreal tide]

i forgot name

[red hamlet]

It's etiher the best card in the game or the worst card in the game, depending on what else you have

[boreal tide]

blueprint brainstorm invis dont count

or perko

[fathom fjord]

Blueprint’s left cousin brainstorm

[red hamlet]

I'\m a huge fan of baseball
cause i can run utility jokers and not miss out on scoring

[red hamlet]

carto wit ha 1.5x
oops with a 1.5sx
even showman
it goes hard

[pallid sapphire]

what does dark magician girl do?

[hybrid swan]

trading card early game with any tag I'll take on gold streak run

[pallid sapphire]

should've taken the pot of greed joker 💔

[red hamlet]

destroys a card if it's a single discard and gives +3 dollars

[boreal tide]

doesnt it multiply thr multi before adding other multi tho

[red hamlet]

no?

[boreal tide]

what

i couldve sworn

the one time i tried

[pallid sapphire]

you swore wrong

[boreal tide]

when i was starting the game

[pallid sapphire]

human memory is a fickle thing

[boreal tide]

it multied first then added multi

[fathom fjord]

I like the lucky cat, not for any game reason just because I like lucky cat lol

[boreal tide]

and i remember cus it fucked my run

[fathom fjord]

Same with dice, it’s goofy

[hybrid swan]

each uncommon joker scores 1.5x mult

[fathom fjord]

As for actual good jokers

[boreal tide]

ya

but isnt that

pre adding multi

cor other things

[fathom fjord]

Uhhh sock is nice, so is chad

[hybrid swan]

flat mult uncommon jokers have to be placed leftmost of the order before other utility or x mult uncommons

[agile pawn]

i really wanna use anaglyph deck and get a ton of negative jokers

[fathom fjord]

But it depends

[agile pawn]

for no reason

[lavish zenith]

seriously in what universe is trio not a good fit for like 60% of runs

[sonic tree]

Can I make the mod brainstorm search for perkeo in the skip tag and blueprint in the first shop or something similar?

[fathom fjord]

Do it

[red hamlet]

it gets treaded as a polychrome

[hybrid swan]

for gold stickers

[agile pawn]

haven't been able to find a negative tag at the right time

[agile pawn]

oh yeah true

[red hamlet]

it does joker function first, then 1.5x

[hybrid swan]

to yield the highest score

[fathom fjord]

Fuck it I’m gonna hop on some gold stake rq

[red hamlet]

baseball's main function is to make the uncommon utility jokers still contribute to scoring without editions

[boreal tide]

that mightve been what i did wrong

[fathom fjord]

Probably gonna lose

[boreal tide]

this was at the beginning

of my balatro

career so i prob didnt know

[hybrid swan]

it happens

[pallid sapphire]

still salty I messed up my bram poker run this morning

[red hamlet]

rare skip moment

[boreal tide]

damn thats crazy i just realized i paid 10$ on my phone to waste hundreds of hours

[lavish zenith]

backwards deck:
reverses scoring order
(jokers, then held card, then scored cards, all right to left)

[boreal tide]

do u guys ever use obelisk

ive used it once

almost won a run

forgot

[lavish zenith]

i should use obelisk some time it's weird

[boreal tide]

fucked up the whole thing

[sonic tree]

Can I make the mod brainstorm search for perkeo in the skip tag and blueprint in the first shop or something similar?

[boreal tide]

never used it again

[pallid sapphire]

is it really wasting if you're having fun?

[boreal tide]

there is no fun

all pain

[pallid sapphire]

This would be rad as hell

[boreal tide]

orange and gold blackdeck is pain

[hybrid swan]

if you still don't know about maximum baseball efficiency, the highest flat mult uncommon goes leftmost before the lowest flat mult uncommon (if you happen to have multiple flat mult uncommons)

[boreal tide]

ya ik now

[hybrid swan]

[raven slate]

reposting this- i'm trying to compile a community tier list for all the jokers, i would appreciate if yall would be willing to fill it out! https://forms.gle/BMLSVvaus3YszdUb8

[gleaming hound]

SS+ tier: chicot

[lavish zenith]

im afraid i do not believe in tier lists, sorry

[hybrid swan]

samesies

[boreal tide]

ngl bro when i pull chicot i just reset the run even if im winning

its about the principle

[gleaming hound]

how do you not "believe" in a tier list, is it not subjective opinion

[hybrid swan]

what's wrong with chicklets

[lavish zenith]

a joker is good when it's good and bad when it's bad. don't listen to joey schmoey "how to always win at balatro" what jokers are bad and never take them

[red hamlet]

oops all uncommons (and burnt)

[boreal tide]

they should make chicot auto negative

that would actually make it good and legendary worthy

[lavish zenith]

jokers have synergy and their peak efficiency changes depending on too many variables

[red hamlet]

1. It's already good cause it's a perma luchador
2. you can stack chicots to get positive effects

[gleaming hound]

wait are you telling me certain jokers pair well with eachother?????

[fathom fjord]

Lost ante 3 by 50 points smh

[boreal tide]

wdym positive effects and whay is perma luchador

[gleaming hound]

dude ive been playing wrong the whole time ive been only looking at tier lists and picking the SS jokers

[boreal tide]

oh

luchador

that one

[red hamlet]

luchador - sell to disable current bloss
perma - permanent

[boreal tide]

ya i remember

wdym stack for pos effects tho

[hybrid swan]

10 dollars temperence moeny

[pallid sapphire]

on certain bosses chicot converts the boss blind debuffs into perma buffs for the rest of the run

[boreal tide]

what

[red hamlet]

specifically extra chicots

[pallid sapphire]

iirc only on manacle afaik, in regards to perma buff

[fathom fjord]

Eternal Luchador is funny

[boreal tide]

wat fuc

[lavish zenith]

if you need juice and your only option for +mult is a devious joker, guess what buddy, devious joker has become S tier at this moment in time and space

[boreal tide]

ive never heard of this

[pallid sapphire]

If you have two chicots and you face manacle, you gain +1 hand size for the rest of the run

[fathom fjord]

Up there with eternal egg

[boreal tide]

wtf

[lavish zenith]

also protip: taking a joker you kind of like and dogmatically insisting it's good to yourself and others is really really fun

see: hit the road

[red hamlet]

silence, boykisser

[boreal tide]

why the fuck would it not say it has buffs on the card

[red hamlet]

becuasei t's probalby not intended

[pallid sapphire]

Because it's probably a bug

[fathom fjord]

Because it’s likely not intended