#🎙・server-chat
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aw yea nacho tong, was originally just scaling the ride the bus but its kinda hard with just winning immediately
Business Card
common
All purchases cost -1$ less.
wild cards definitely help, and special flushes are good too since it's affected by flush jokers
do you mean in general or during a run
yk a game is good when it has a 5 star rating
in general cause it’s like the only thing I play
OH YEAH ANOTHER IDOL HIT
try full houses
aw wasnt as much, no glass this time
also need to get win a run without flushes
I have the joker for everything else except flush 😭 🙏🏾
you can pivot to 5oaks or flush houses or even to flush fives later in the run
should i replace "ride the bus" (+60) with blackboard? (x3)
depends on what your other jokers are, and what your mult looks like before ride the bus triggers
are there any vcs in here?
if you get more than 30 mult before ride the bus triggers, blackboard will work better assuming you can get it every turn
it's probably better in the long run anyways
crack...
me when i use flush five at the real casino
dude this 15 second timer is pissing me off what is it even for
Slow chat
well duh that's its name
there was drama on the subreddit about ai art and it spilled over to here, so they set a slowmode timer for it and timedout everyone bringing it up
idk if that rule is still in effect but the slowmode went down from 1 minute to 15 seconds
i notice people in this server like the word pivot
to pivot is key
i wish I could get this game on my phone since I bought on steam
your devious joker cannot sustain you beyond ante 4, you must sometimes pivot to survive
doesn’t work like that sadly
we like to pivot pivot
real talk has anyone ever here memorized what all the "bonus for playing hand type" jokers names sre
and their effects. idk which one devious joker is
i dont even have all the jokers unlocked yet
devious is straight +chip
Things happened earlier, that is all there is to say
i have them all unlocked technically. but i haven't seen glass joker and i haven't gotten trib except in a challenge so it didn't count
and afaik there's no difference between discovering a legendary and unlocking it
well im gonna attempt to win without playing a single flush
full houses all the way
does a straight flush count as a flush played
straight flush != flush

for the hand xmult joker unlocks i think they are specially not play the exact hand it asks for.
if the poker hand doesn't say flush it isn't a flush
is a flush ~= contains a flush
Im really contemplating buying tbis game on my phone also
flush joker may be applied on straight flush
it does contain a flush
They’re asking specifically for unlocking The Tribe
jokers usually say "contains a flush" which means flush, straight flush, flush house, or flush five
huh
yes and no, I mainly just want to stop playing flushes lol
It’s the Joker that unlocked when you do a run without playing a Flush
i feel like I’m in a little box by only playing them
Oh fair enough
try playing full houses more
if you see two pairs, discard everything else and hope for a third for one of the pairs
also learn to card count. hover over yer deck to see what you're likely to draw
whats a full house
holy luck?
pretty decent hand type its about the same base chips and mult as a flush
you can see what it is in the run info screen
I see I see
wowza
Lets pretend your making a friends of jimbo 5
You get to pick
1 franchise and 3 indie games
What are you picking
homestuck nuclear throne ultrakill baba is you
noita, plants vs zombies, bloons, factorio
Although ive never heard of 1 & 4 the rest are valid
yeah uh I lost
sad
bro never heard of factorio?? (noita is kinda niche though)
this is like impossible on checkered
it's exactly as easy to do on checkered
feels good.. im gonna continue this for as long as i can
it only cares about rank
the suits of the cards do not matter. unless they're all the same suit, which upgrades it from a full house to a flush house
No lol
had to get one single high card in there but other than that it's 3 now
checkered deck is just a standard deck with diamonds replaced with hearts and clubs replaced with spades
ante 2 antimatter??
strush only run? 👀
bro I was fishing for it I didn’t get shit
sonic the hedgehog, celeste, rivals of aether, undertale
this is how plasma deck was meant to be played
you got owned then idk
Checkered deck is the only deck ive gold staked
Im trying for ghost but mobile keeps forgetting my wins
honestly if you're playing checkered deck then flushes are probably just strictly better
which one goes
UNBEATABLE Off Beats (especially cause it and Balatro are from the same publisher, though UNBEATABLE in full is not out yet), Homestuck, Undertale/Deltarune, and can you believe it, Reversi, that's right, all these features and reversi for... how much did you guess? five hundred? a thousand? even more? no, it's just 99 dollars, that's right- uncertain, maybe like... ATLYSS
The plant or the mark running to your current location:
like this?
yep
alright
and look, it says full house!
"did you give him the chicot joker?"
"i did give him the chicot joker"
"only stupid souls give him the chicot joker. you are stupid"
"i gave patient stupid joker"
"you are a blackboard"
"this hexes me"
lol ankh on my 2 seances to make it 2 seances
well idk if it had to be the same icon thingie
you learned about a new hand type now you'll know it forever
try playing red deck or blue deck instead
alright
What if there was a hand type thats was 3 of one suit and 2 of the other and its in between high card and pair
you can even play yellow deck. it sounds inconsequential but that +10$ gets you to $25 so much faster which means interest money sooner which means you're balling sooner
im so noob even though I have 60 hours on this
I sometimes forget how hard it is to get 5 card hands in actual poker as im over here using red deck recyclomancy drunkard merry andy over here to get a staight flush
Bro this is pissing me off
dude i hear you
how am I supposed to get 600 points with only full house
idk what happened i just stopped being good at the game for 20 runs straight
I got one house and never saw it again
youy got infected with the funny
I discarded ONCE
one full house doesn't cut it
I might just not skip the binds and get jokers although I wanted that free rare 💔
^ good plan tbh
i dont think i've ever used pareidolia except in the challenge that has it as an eternal
if the skip is good the skip is good but a unaltered run only has like a 50% chance of being able to beat the boss blind
what should i even be retooling for
I usually go for the money one after boss defeated
Me when I get balatro for free on my iphone :)
how I want it
"free"
full house contains pair, two pair, and three of a kind. any joker that buffs any of those also buffs full house
It takes a subsription to apple arcade which I have already sooooo
don't underestimate the humble common joker
"free" enough
obelisk is situational but big if it's compatible with your build.
oooo my first four of a kind
oooo 4oak is good
feels weird not playing flushes it’s like my brain reset or something
That time I had an HC (or was it pair?) spam run with scaling +mult that pivoted into flushes after obelisk+four fingers happened.
which deck are you using now?
I got another, red deck
nice!
I’ll just keep riff raff for a bit till I get something good
should I use dagger and farm with riff raff
red deck is a classic but i think it's almost always gonna be worse than blue deck just cuz that extra hand means a bit more extra cash
hell yeah bestie !!
that’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw dagger
riff raff might be one of the best early game jokers tbh
oh dang I got foil on my dagger with where of fortune
neat!
I don’t think I’ve gotten anything with that till now I hate the rng on that card
1/4 on wheel =/= 1/4 on glass card
getting the hang of it now
niice
Damn I thought my monitor was dark
My first dub
I can't lose
Nvm apparently you can't use Mr bones twice in one run 😭
ok well
I've never won
small pointer
- move taht poly bus to the end
- you could've probably still won if you sold bones so you can score xdd
- i assume you're at 5 bucks cause you spent money last shop?
Yes
you know the 25 bucks rule, ye?
staying above 25 to get 5 interest each blind
Yeah I try to
Hard when I was at the end and once I would've gotten past it I would just suicided
I use it whenever I get smiley face but when I sell out of it I sell out of pareidolia as well
voucher concepts:
Black Candle
+4 hand size for opening tarot packs and spectral packs
Arcane Ritual
Use up to 2 discards for opening tarot packs and spectral packs
cool idea
first one
This is just Turtle Bean but Voucher
second one
I'd say only 1 cause 2 is kinda brokey, hella likely to get hte card you need with 2
turtle bean is for blinds only
or, it's for blinds and packs ig but. candle would be for packs only
this took me like 130h
now get c+
and c++
oh god no it took me 63 soul dcards to find all lengendaries just once twice i couldn't do
yeah so, it's easier on gold stake
once you gold sticker a legendary, it won't show up again until you gold sticker them all
wait what really?A
yeah, it got included in a patch a while ago
cause it made c++ a fucking pain in the ass
I miss a single joker to get this achievement whos next to Troubador?
well i do already have two...
what page?
6 I think
nup
Yeah 6 i miss the one between Drunkard and Golden Joker
stone joker
you need to get a stoen card, then it can appear
oih sotne
Ah makes sense I always avoid Stone cards lmao ty
yeah other than legendarys i got that and steel in the same run
use plasma then
wait what?
Good idea (I already Gold Staked Plasma but worth a shot)
did you install any mods?
even just the steamodded and lovely injector
in the mods page there's gonna be a config to turn achievements back on
ahh ty
make a breaking bad version
@lavish zenith this really upsets me, I had such a good run then ofc the last boss is big bind
aww
i was not equipped with any mult cards to deal with that
well there's your problem
Is good ?
Clown Car:
Rare
Common jokers only take up 1/3rd of a joker slot.
so clown car + showman + 83648572639 photo&chad
i thought photo was uncommon
nope
oh. tbh that makes sense, outside of photochad it's a little niche cuz it activates so early
too broken i'm afraid
hear me out
negative clown car
7 photos
8 chads
3 cavendish in 1 slot
3 jugglers
3 drunkards
FELLAS
do people like femboys because they look like women or do people like women because they look like femboys?
all polychrome ofc
people like femboys because im sooo cute
sir this is balatro
people like femboys cause they're gay
women and men overrated gambling better
just be ouppy
femboys mentioned
i dont think anyone agrees with me..,,..
i dont agree
i need a man
ok how about:
Clown Car
Rare
The following jokers take up no joker slots:
(all the normie jokers)
ah shit, i got top lane 😔
clown car:
every third common joker you get takes up no joker slots
thats just the idea i had before but worse
thats thebpoint its supposed to be balanced...,,,
ok how about:
Clown car
rare
Every unique common joker takes up 1/3rd of a joker slot
this is basically the same
the problem with balancing is that sometimes a card will just be boring if you try and balance it fairly
ehhhhhh
maybe like 1/2
unique means no super photochad but you can amass a minor armada of common jokers
maybe 1/2 would still be good but. 1/3 leads to funny
wdym leads to funny
what if it disabled showman
Friend just sent me this
wtf lmaoo
wpuldnt change anything cuz showman sux
real as fuck
riffraff goes wild
it'd be fun to have a run where you just have a bunch of common jokers
🗿 i'm top lane
cryptid mod ahh
least modded joker loadout
He says it's stock balatro
"yes officer its stock"
that's impossible look at the rounds vs ante
modded
It can't be he doesn't know how to install mods
you're not playing 539 rounds unmodded
trust in peutro Ricans
the duality of pack
yes IM not playing 539 rounds unmodded, a puerto rican however...
most nicest balatro pack
sit down rare tag haters
take the next one too
blueprint guaranteed
now all u need is perkeo cyptid steel kinds with red seals and barron and mime and showman and sock
honestly need to do a sock build
now all i need is 17 copies of invisible joker
Oops! All snake yes
Halves all probabilities
1/4 > 1/8
what's your favourite type of build apart from mime and Baron
good luck🙏🙏
erosion and the trio correct?
family (4)
abandoned deck
early got an erosion
rippedi nto a spectral for an immolate
Immedaitely +20 mult 
just edit your messages hweeze
why is slow mode on this is annoying😔
chad of a seed
good idea
also an idea that will get you a warning
i use it way too much, mods are tired of me wheeze

my adhd ass cannot type everything into 1 message
i need me some more lines
I think E money is the more telling trait of modding
tomorrow i am gonna bring pain on myself with a unseeded naneif run
so real I love sending multi messages instead of 1
i had a rly good shot at one of those today, 3 bp and a baron but mime never showed, or burglar
do yourself a favor and get Brainstorm mod so you can reroll into an arcana pack for an instant perkeo
it's still "unseeded" but considered filtered
did you get the seed
i dunno how to install mods and I'm to nervous to install lovley
is it cause it wants your anti virus off lol
yes lmfao
saw that and went hell no
asking for a friend
its 12 bucks 😭🙏
12 bucks that's too much for some people
@swift sail yo tickle them
we struggle, I'll buy it when i have the money fs tho
And prob the playing card deck
Delayed gratification
anything good wants your anti off
yk if balatro has told me anything its bring 100 steel red seal kings to a poker game
malware propaganda
ong
shut up dexter
fexter

it's not, it's not shutting down
GORDON GET AWAY FROM THE BEAM
Wth happened
la pasión
I’ve come to the conclusion that I am stuck at Purple stake
Like for the life of me I can barely get past Ante 6 with Purple Stake Checkered deck
Now I just need something worth copying
stuntman coping seething MALDING even
how u do this
new joker idea: plaintain
2x mult, 1 in 100 chance of destruction
wee joker hack and dna
can it just spawn whenever?
yes
sounds busted
idk, i think x3 is better
(arguably) better than gros michel, worse than cavendish
whats that
the names of the jokers i used
Help
lost by 2 chips on ante 4 I want to die
take out a loan
classic
interesting photochad build if i do say so myself
night night gang
what does this actually mean? ive got almost everything unlocked and my stats page doesnt update even if it says this
worth dropping anything?
i did and it copied hiker lmao
nevermind, no sleep
awful choice, mr ramsey
When your fighting for a barron
all other choices are not ideal
and neither is your attitude
sorry that wasn’t needed
that's ok, you're just getting into character
also it'll be fixed in the next like 3-4 weeks
Very original build my friend
Mmm, Red seal baron runs, very exciting
4MSMD454
banger
Luv me chips
😭 i have a base hand size of 18
Fish joker
Randomly selected rank (changes each round)
Played cards with that rank are destroyed
Once 4 of the same rank are destroyed this joker gains 50 chips
If none of the selected rank are in played hand when hand is played, a random card held in hand is destroyed (still counts for the rank)
Go fish
Or maybe a go fish deck 
every copy of balatro is personalized
will someone be the chad to my photograph
chat i have finally done it
do i get paid
im scared
well im not much of a sugar daddy but we can make something work
well im not much of a sugar baby so we wont work out ssrb darius
how do you get those cardboard jokers
jeez, well i guess not everyone has their happy ending c o n e
Brainstorm? I don't remember I'll check
i hope you live a wonderful life c o n e
Ah just discard a royal flush
Is this a coneconeconecone reference or am I interloping
nah their name is cone
im suing you i hate you
idk it just sounds fun

how high is this dogs iq
uhh fourve
big michael
Brat :3 (congrats)
Gg, I have sumo joker
luchador saves the day once again
would the bus stop if I use a face card that's been turned into stone?
no the stone card has no rank
Hi guys, I'm planning to buy this game is it a good game?
I like games which have infinite possibilities and can be played a million times with different scenarios. Is this the one?
Balatro has a lot of options but you're probably looking for The Binding of Isaac. Balatro will get there some day but Isaac is huge.
Stone cards should be fine
Iirc only blackboard weirdly doesn't like stone
I like card games though
I wouldn't say Balatro is unlimited currently
God this game is good at making you want to throw your phone out the window
I’m seeing double
There's a lot to do. It needs a couple of expansions to bulk it up.
It’s not weird - stone cards have no suit, so they do not meet the condition of having the suit club or spade
Yeah I know but that's like the only time when the no rank no suit actually affects something negatively rather than being neutral lol
To me a game isn't infinitely repayable until it's so big it's daunting to even play. Think Crusader Kings 2 + every expansion
Try jumping into that with no experience
Me too . But man it's a daunting game at first. You unpause and have no idea what to do.
It doesn’t need to have a massive number of cards to be infinitely replayable, it needs a massive number of combinations, which it’s already at
Chess only has 6 pieces, but is infinitely replayable
True but what about that game of chess that Reddit played with no rules. I like kind of texture in my games
Can my king turn into a megaking..thatd be cool
What about it? It’s way less popular than actual chess, because simple sets of rules that produce huge numbers of possibilities work better as games than huge numbers of rules
That’s why balatro is fairly religious that jokers don’t introduce new mechanics - they work within the scope of the rules that are already established
No chess is more popular because it was made in the 6th century
It's like all there was to do back then
So we’re a ton of games, that are no where near as popular as chess
Good point
big michael
I like the variation you get from complexity. An Isaac run can be ridiculously overpowered if you make one choice and a total slog if you make a different one. Balatro is much the same. Maybe less out of control runs, I lose so many runs that feel unlosable. Hand after hand of shit draws and the wrong call on what to discard and bam you're looking at end screen
Yeh, that’s precisely why my comment about throwing your phone out the window
I think I'm rich
You feel like you’re well established, half your deck is black face cards, and suddenly the game is like “you like red 2s, 3s and 4s, right?”
It's very abrupt with Balatro. Isaac makes you suffer for an hour and still lose.
My biggest issue with balatro is how powerful the legendaries are - they’re so rare, and so powerful that they feel like a “win now” button that requires very little skill most of the time
Yeh that sounds like the Balatro I know. You need a 10. Draw 5 times no 10. There's probably 1 card left to draw and its a 10.
Did it for the meme
I have to admit I'm not great at the game. I've done 19/20 of the challenges, I've got gold stake on 1 deck and like half way through most of the others
I don't know how to win Golden Needle.
Jokerless felt possible but Golden Needle feels like it's all RNG
Should I take the hanging chad over the throwback?
I'm looking at it and thinking take the negative what are you doing...it's not negative
yeah my games broken idk why it looks like that
if youre not skipping a lot give up the joker on the right
When I see a negative all I think is
The other card is probably the better choice but brain is nope negative
I plan on skipping, as it's anaglyph. So that's why I'm torn. More mult with chad and photo, but the throwback scales betta
I'm imagining it
man I'm trying hard to get a stone deck going on with plasma deck but I don't get the right cards and jokers
best I did was ante 11
do brainstorm only copy the first joker triggered in the round, meaning if i move the joker, it will still trigger that joker? no one answered at #🕹・game-discussion so i thought i would post it here
Have you ever tried doing what the degenerate gamblers do playing 2 poker machines at once? Coz I'm thinking about it. Got it on my handheld PC and my phone. Could load it up on my gaming PC too play 3x.
Then you got something to do between animations
I play on speed 4 but I've got some time
The other game I had a deck with 7 KSs, and 8 JSs. I drew 4 times and played 3, and was left with 22S, 2H, 3C, 1D in my deck afterwards
Not a single K or J came out
RIP run
Whats the best deck for winning in 12 rounds or less?
That's a good question I would like to know the answer too as well. Haven't really thought about it myself but it's on the to-do
Thank you, it took longer than it should but at least i finally did it (i forgot it showed my name, im never recovering from this)
Nah I gotta respect the name idc :3
Ay yooo, I really love play lucky card
And this is why ghost deck is my favourite, five constellations with a fifteen dollar cloud nine
Not bad 👍
Got the constellations to 12.5×
The fvck, super space joker 
On black stake though, not gold sadly
If it on gold stake, it will be nice
guys who play balatro on phone, how to fast restart ?
I play moblie balatro
how to fast restart?
Like reset your run?
yes
same
how to fast restart??
Just go to your in game settings and hit new run
Yes
its takes huge amount of time
It shouldn't
if I cant get this right its a sign i havent played enough balatro
Take me like five seconds
got completionist
OMG how did you change the sprites??
Photoshop, I used somebody else's jokers as a base though
and also the dark theme
You can change em just by replacing the PNG in the game files, can edit them simply by opening them in photoshop
That was done by editing the global.lua or something like that. There's color codes in there
Word, it's unfinished I am still tweaking the greyscale for readability.
I'll send it over. Do you want the jokers and cards or just the menu theme
I have a question but has anyone made a vid on what the highest possible score in balatro is, like obv the highest displayed in naneinf (e303) but like if u calculated the scores what is the highest u could get and how would u get it
everything
(dm)
no limit
because of tarot loopt
ah ye
who should i sell
DNA if you're done with it probably
There's no way I take this lmfao
Yeah just keep madness
slow mode ??
hahahahahahhahaha
erratic deck is kicking my ass I can't get past green stake
Madness might be my second favorite joker
haii
Just sell smeared lmao (unless the throwback and reroll dude are scaled far enough)
Got the game ~2 weeks ago and my god, it might be peak... I understand it now
I have Northernlion to thank for this game discovery 
YO GUYS...
balala
i got a dream taht i got banned from this server 😭
Wait why is there a cooldown for this chat 😭
so that people dont spam. you can just use #🕹・game-discussion anyway. no slowmode
debt build?
i mean... why not lol
Hey John balatro
You are giving me awful luck, please reconsider
Is there a reason that the newest friends of jimbo isn't appearing on my phone? :(
I NEED SLAY THE PRINCESS
LMAO
Imagine that on green deck tho
verdant leaf I hope you rot in hell
☠️
if either jimbo or raised fist weren’t eternal I would’ve won that
i was forced to sell supernova That was the death of me
eepy screenshot
high card face build kekw
last hand before i die
I BROKE A MILLION
first time breaking 1m
congrats
i understand that they exclusively mean score scaling but cmon
saying Egg doesnt scale??
when Swashbuckler exists?
they have a very strict scaling definition
no. it doesnt just mean scoring
i mean
displayed on the joker
alr alr
She atro on my Bal til I 
hey, look, what a funny joker!
Wtf, is that ALL DNA?
yes
How
I am lucky
How
I paid 10000000$ for premium balatro
Give
🫴
but 3 chads, showman and pareidolia
Do chads stack?
yea
yhhhh
the run died because i couldnt get a five of a kind (mark hid all the cards)
I HATE mark
mark is either in the top 5 easiest bosses or utterly hellish
at least it isnt the plant
Plant isn’t bad
My friend got it yesterday while he had paraidolia on
And that was the center of his build
i had a double trib run that died at the plant at ante 6 yesterday

So far I’ve had TWO runs dead to violet vessel
i think ive had about as many
ive counted the amount of times ive died to water plant and needle because im so mad at them
water: 8
plant: 7
needle: 2
I haven't run into violet vessel in a while come to think of it
I almost got this mornings pair run nuked by needle but burglar showed up at the last second so W
Alao had to nuke my poor bloodstone so luchador could kill flint
Something tells me I'm not gonna have a fun time with purple stake as with blue
pardon me but isn't it just 1.2mil
still doesn't change the fact it killed my purple stake wee joker run tho
Day 5000 of not getting the final legendary joker.
im bored should i beat all decks on red stake
i have white stake on all 15 decks but red stake on 3
dedication! keep it up gambler
what is gold sticker
im trying to win w/o using flush rn
shits so hard
💔
step 1: get spare trousers
step 2: win
+2 mult if played hand contains two pair
you get a gold stake sticker if you win gold stake with that joker (same for other stakes)
completionist++ requires you to get it on all jokers
if you gold sticker a legendary joker, the joker will not appear in your gold stake runs until you sticker all of them
idk how balatro drains my battery so fast
Math, literally
I’ve never even got a legendary joker
mobile?
no macbook
Huh
App Store or steam?
Battery issue with mac?
IIRC that's for the first Soul in each run only.
first soul?
@steep elm
oh nice
steam
yeah ur MacBook might just be shit
mine runs fun
fine*
what type is it
Red stake is fairly easy, you can do it
The spectral card that gives you legendary jokers
I see
I am yet to see this 72 hours in

I was playing and pulled the best nat negatives!!!
stupid ass rates
whats a nat negative
Natural, me and my brother may be the only ones who call it that but 🤷♂️
No nat negative is a pretty common term
fun fact: the golden ticket joker has the number 16180339 on it
From what I've seen
Bruh
1.6180339 are the first few digits of the golden ratio
what does natural mean
A Joker is a nat negative if it already was negative the moment you acquired it, e.g. from the shop or a buffoon pack
So without any Ectoplasm involved
welp shit
its the macbook air m1
its more time consuming than anything
My viewpoint is skewed by higher stakes lol
Red stake still got the white stake score reqs so it's a cake walk for me now
checkered deck is fun and i wanted to unlock erratic deck
i only have red stake done on 3 (now 4, i did red deck just jow) decks
Free thinkers choosing checkered for grinding stake unlocks (I am no different)
my planet card stats are like
3rd: uranus, 152
2nd: neptune, 238
then jupiter with 1027
checkered deck op
🤤
fragile challenge is silly
on a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked am i
38572
goodbye run
Violet vesseled on green 💔
how unlucky is that
worse part is
i rerolled boss blind on the previous ante
💔 🥀
Ahhh
Perhaps you should consider maybe flush isn't a foolproof strategy 
you dont have an x mult joker?
(Flush scales almost the same as pair)
you are cooked
im tempted to reroll the bossblind away from amber acorn
eh
1 mult is a pretty big difference
but 2 card vs 5 card hand is the factor that matters the most
Easily made up for with a joker, and you don't have to fish for five cards
Yeah lol
but ancient jock 😦
Amber acorn is like the easiest boss blind ever
Free win
W
i rerolled from it because i wanted a satisfying 1 hand win
with 4 glass jokers and a mega erosion
could not find one in shop
AHHH GLASS JOKER
and i didnt want to reroll
I STILL HAVENT UNLOCKED IT
how i feel having 4 glass jokers (theyre each at 2.5x and im not breaking the cards)
how do you reach the point where you're getting e in your scores
i got the same shit, your pc might be cooked
based af
i dont either gang
This is the fourth calculator I’ve tried to use to calculate a balatro hand bruh.
no..?
oh shiiiiittt i had prism launcher on the background
the newer ones w/o fans dont overheat
what is prism
its a launcher for minecraft
i have the 2020 version
fr
oh yeah minecraft blows my pc up
what typa pc
😭
i literally get 120fps on a regular laptop
i get 300 fps on m1 lol
macbook
i mean i havent tried since my old macbook
havent been on it on this one
but it should run perfectly fine
get like optimizing mods
this one is m1 chip running sequoia
try ummm
I won. On black deck. With no grabber voucher. YEAHH-
(white stake btw)
I'm starting to understand it now
your brain
Try using your math ski-
even on high end, a modpack like Simply Optimized is just essential
Bro skipped 8 blinds ong
ik i was just saying that it doesnt overheat
so each steel gets equivalent of 16 steel triggers right?
so that would be naneinf
most calculators overflow at the same value as balatro does
who wouldve guessed 2^1024 would be a big enough number for most things
nah its not enoigh
So I duped a steel and gold cards are now disabled? wtf
Probably because you played the gold cards earlier in the ante
well yes but they weren't disabled until I used cryptid
They probably already were because of how that boss works
WHAT
realistically you only need entity culling and sodium
no they worked perfectly fine
they turned X specifically when I used cryptid
There is no world where that will be any better than what you have unless it lands on trib
Even if it landed on trib I'd need to sell a joker
Exactly
negative egg lmao
rip
is this flush house build? or five of a kind? or flush five
cant tell
brother look up
no
Ah yes, baron mime, my favorite flush house jokers
i mean what is the idol for 
additional x4, duh
i sure hope it was naturally negative
It was
my brain sees a negative tag anf i have to grab it
good
not good
Brother I had a nat negative bull and hallucination this run
And nat negative campfire the run before
also no your brain doesnt see thats what your eyes do
nerd
:3
neuron activation
why nit
I wish there was a way to get vouchers when you have a shit ton of money
what if i have a good setup already
what if its a bp
what if its not
what if it is
it does?
which it almost certainly wont be
yea
free jonkler
💔
what tags are good then
imvestment and coupon but yhey’re only really good early on
skipping for spectrals is so ass
FUCK THIS GAME

uhh
skill issue
Seriously, this server is growing with the hour
i mean the game blew up in popularity
jimbo just happy to be here
ive never seen a run that used erosion or glass jimbo
GUYS....
balala
heat death is upon us
get a serpent
whyd you play a king bruh
the 4x isnt worth as much as just holding it in your hand
its not even close
Because next cryptid overshoots it
what do you guys use to analyse seeds?
well, this was a run
if you didnt play the king you wouldnt have needed another
first flush five
I was dead soon anyways
wht's the point
new high score!
do I replace daredevil with a blueprint on the hologram?
daredevil??
no i don't
pffft
or do I replace swashbuckler, and end up with a lame eternal rental egg?
holo is currently on x3, swash on +35
eternal eggs exist?
they do
goated joker
eternal egg is so stupidly funny for some reason
only food joker that can be eternal
i love coming across natural negative eggs
free temperance value
if I upgrade a card, can it be upgraded again?
or will it lose the previous upgrade?
Wym upgrade a card
foil for example
New enhancements override the previous, but afaik editions from aura or wheel of fortune can't be removed
all of them are good
but since i dont have the right cards in hand i'll just take soul
W
tribulet
chip build on plasma
i still have everything on lvl 1
im getting no planet packs or anything
just one mars rn in shop
Eternal campfire 
yea it was the first joker
Massive W
gameeee
🎉
⭐
🎉
temperance is on 24$
ykweim
do royal flushes count as straights?
kk

nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr
we know who the MVP here is
merry andy and ramen fr
do i skip oops here? guessing so.
cus retrigger over that cus im duping red seal gLass kings
I mean you could get rid of luch right that seems reasonable
Maybe not if you don’t have boss reroll tho actually cause you’d die to the plant and the one that debuffs hearts
If you’ve already fought plant and head you can sell chador
why would you do that
Luchador
sel luchador/dusk
fought neither
lmao
i cant
okay sell dusk
kk
lemme see if s and b copy is better here
1.5^10 x 4^10 assuming played hand contains 5 cards in this screenshot
1.5^15 x 2^15 if sock copy
6^10 vs 3^15
zamn
Observatory my beloved 🫶
someone mentioned me
i'm big michael
and yet
perhaps the most weirdest joker build i ever had
oh yeah ramen still had its X2 mult intact
Then you must congratulate me on my gold stake - it has been foretold
That’s because all these other miserable gits we’re too focused on their own games 😛
Thanks man!
np
this is my weirdest
ahah, i had a run where the hand size is 1 too
wtf is a bell fr
peak
mid
I'll never forget this for as long as I play
it’s the first ante
(This was a few weeks ago)

pog
is this modded
ah here it is
stuntman moment
cerulean bell effect is useless when you only have 1 hand size
I think so
how would u think so
I'm only sharing it here because it looks stupid
it was your run
I have the memory of a goldfish bare with me 😭
I shall’nt
Bro forgot to read the boss blind
flash card thinks hes helping
Jokers in Ohio 💀
Inb4 the plant
he's doing his best
he is, +mult really helps when you have cracked xmult
bootstraps was what carried my bp+2xyorick run
(with $500 from pre-endless econ play ofc)
most of the xmult is before flash would trigger
Photo and triboupet multiply before flash card even adds
Lmao
lmao
lmao
Free sticker maybe idk
Yall wanna see a beautiful video
He was a product of Judgement he's like a child to me
With very wealthy parents
do people really treat judgement jokers like their pet?
He at least adds a little bit before cavendish wraps it up, that counts as helping
i thought people only do that with jimbo the +4 mult
not a judgement joker
which is mostly junk
Yes
gold stake moment
You live a very sad life.
riiiiiight
But the $2 i get makes me happy
one time i got brainstorm from a judgement
I usually buy the jokers I want directly so I don't have any cool judgment stories
I just got discarded so hard on a black deck gold stake run by misprint hitting zero mult on the needle
On ante seven 
owned lmao
it's me actually you think it was rng but actually im the guy who did that to you
I'm not the most consistent player, that reaaaaally hurt
Buys ceremonial dagger with malicious intent
i live in a cave with a control panel i control all misprint triggers localthunk hired me to do this
i saw you needed at least +3 mult and i decided to lowroll you
get fucked lmao
hi
Bro kept misprint 💔
prob for the gold sticker
yeah true
Bro's only reliable xMult was throwback. I only saw so many stores
also for the sticker
In recent memory the only time I kept a misprint was cause it was foil lol
(Still lost)
Because as much as I try to play every store out, I see better results with a skip or few mixed. Throwback already had xmult from an investment tag and I had a popcorn at the time so I leaned into the skip playstyle.
Def shoulda dropped misprint for anything else tho lol
What was the hand
straight
Damn
Oh yeah that'll do it
I really need to pay attention more to those hand leveling skip tags
i got very lucky with the blueprint + brainstorm

