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tough edge
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any tips to get out of spamming flush

quasi quiver
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aw yea nacho tong, was originally just scaling the ride the bus but its kinda hard with just winning immediately

lavish zenith
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Business Card
common
All purchases cost -1$ less.

quasi quiver
lavish zenith
tough edge
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yk a game is good when it has a 5 star rating

tough edge
quasi quiver
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OH YEAH ANOTHER IDOL HIT

lavish zenith
quasi quiver
tough edge
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also need to get win a run without flushes

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I have the joker for everything else except flush 😭 🙏🏾

lavish zenith
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you can pivot to 5oaks or flush houses or even to flush fives later in the run

quasi quiver
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should i replace "ride the bus" (+60) with blackboard? (x3)

lavish zenith
quasi quiver
vernal stratus
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are there any vcs in here?

lavish zenith
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if you get more than 30 mult before ride the bus triggers, blackboard will work better assuming you can get it every turn

quasi quiver
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it's probably better in the long run anyways

crystal dune
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crack...

quasi quiver
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OH SHIT

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i didnt hit a flush five and i died

crystal dune
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me when i use flush five at the real casino

quasi quiver
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dude this 15 second timer is pissing me off what is it even for

crystal dune
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Slow chat

quasi quiver
quasi quiver
lavish zenith
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idk if that rule is still in effect but the slowmode went down from 1 minute to 15 seconds

tough edge
lavish zenith
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to pivot is key

tough edge
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i wish I could get this game on my phone since I bought on steam

lavish zenith
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your devious joker cannot sustain you beyond ante 4, you must sometimes pivot to survive

tough edge
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doesn’t work like that sadly

low sphinx
lavish zenith
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real talk has anyone ever here memorized what all the "bonus for playing hand type" jokers names sre

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and their effects. idk which one devious joker is

low sphinx
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i dont even have all the jokers unlocked yet

vivid island
old storm
lavish zenith
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i have them all unlocked technically. but i haven't seen glass joker and i haven't gotten trib except in a challenge so it didn't count

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and afaik there's no difference between discovering a legendary and unlocking it

tough edge
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well im gonna attempt to win without playing a single flush

lavish zenith
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full houses all the way

tough edge
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does a straight flush count as a flush played

compact sorrel
tough edge
vivid island
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for the hand xmult joker unlocks i think they are specially not play the exact hand it asks for.

lavish zenith
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if the poker hand doesn't say flush it isn't a flush

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is a flush ~= contains a flush

tough edge
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Im really contemplating buying tbis game on my phone also

compact sorrel
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flush joker may be applied on straight flush

glad oriole
old storm
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They’re asking specifically for unlocking The Tribe

lavish zenith
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jokers usually say "contains a flush" which means flush, straight flush, flush house, or flush five

tough edge
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yes and no, I mainly just want to stop playing flushes lol

old storm
# tough edge huh

It’s the Joker that unlocked when you do a run without playing a Flush

tough edge
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i feel like I’m in a little box by only playing them

old storm
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Oh fair enough

lavish zenith
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try playing full houses more

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if you see two pairs, discard everything else and hope for a third for one of the pairs

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also learn to card count. hover over yer deck to see what you're likely to draw

tough edge
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whats a full house

lavish zenith
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a 3oak and a pair

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so like. king king king two two

tough edge
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holy luck?

lavish zenith
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pretty decent hand type its about the same base chips and mult as a flush

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you can see what it is in the run info screen

tough edge
quasi quiver
noble jewel
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Lets pretend your making a friends of jimbo 5
You get to pick
1 franchise and 3 indie games
What are you picking

lavish zenith
quasi quiver
noble jewel
tough edge
lavish zenith
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sad

quasi quiver
tough edge
lavish zenith
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it's exactly as easy to do on checkered

quasi quiver
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feels good.. im gonna continue this for as long as i can

lavish zenith
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it only cares about rank

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the suits of the cards do not matter. unless they're all the same suit, which upgrades it from a full house to a flush house

quasi quiver
lavish zenith
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checkered deck is just a standard deck with diamonds replaced with hearts and clubs replaced with spades

quasi quiver
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ante 2 antimatter??

vivid island
tough edge
compact sorrel
pallid tapir
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this is how plasma deck was meant to be played

lavish zenith
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you got owned then idk

noble jewel
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Checkered deck is the only deck ive gold staked
Im trying for ghost but mobile keeps forgetting my wins

lavish zenith
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honestly if you're playing checkered deck then flushes are probably just strictly better

pallid tapir
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which one goes

steel fiber
noble jewel
tough edge
lavish zenith
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yep

tough edge
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alright

lavish zenith
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and look, it says full house!

pallid tapir
# red hamlet

"did you give him the chicot joker?"
"i did give him the chicot joker"
"only stupid souls give him the chicot joker. you are stupid"
"i gave patient stupid joker"
"you are a blackboard"
"this hexes me"

quasi quiver
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lol ankh on my 2 seances to make it 2 seances

tough edge
lavish zenith
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you learned about a new hand type now you'll know it forever

tough edge
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wait shit I played a flush

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time to restart

lavish zenith
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try playing red deck or blue deck instead

tough edge
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alright

noble jewel
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What if there was a hand type thats was 3 of one suit and 2 of the other and its in between high card and pair

lavish zenith
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you can even play yellow deck. it sounds inconsequential but that +10$ gets you to $25 so much faster which means interest money sooner which means you're balling sooner

tough edge
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im so noob even though I have 60 hours on this

noble jewel
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I sometimes forget how hard it is to get 5 card hands in actual poker as im over here using red deck recyclomancy drunkard merry andy over here to get a staight flush

tough edge
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Bro this is pissing me off

lavish zenith
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dude i hear you

tough edge
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how am I supposed to get 600 points with only full house

lavish zenith
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idk what happened i just stopped being good at the game for 20 runs straight

tough edge
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I got one house and never saw it again

red hamlet
pliant pollen
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I discarded ONCE

lavish zenith
tough edge
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I might just not skip the binds and get jokers although I wanted that free rare 💔

lavish zenith
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^ good plan tbh

rigid yacht
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i dont think i've ever used pareidolia except in the challenge that has it as an eternal

lavish zenith
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if the skip is good the skip is good but a unaltered run only has like a 50% chance of being able to beat the boss blind

tough edge
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what should i even be retooling for

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I usually go for the money one after boss defeated

dire totem
tough edge
dire totem
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"free"

lavish zenith
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full house contains pair, two pair, and three of a kind. any joker that buffs any of those also buffs full house

dire totem
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It takes a subsription to apple arcade which I have already sooooo

lavish zenith
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don't underestimate the humble common joker

dire totem
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"free" enough

vivid island
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obelisk is situational but big if it's compatible with your build.

tough edge
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oooo my first four of a kind

lavish zenith
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oooo 4oak is good

tough edge
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feels weird not playing flushes it’s like my brain reset or something

vivid island
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That time I had an HC (or was it pair?) spam run with scaling +mult that pivoted into flushes after obelisk+four fingers happened.

lavish zenith
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which deck are you using now?

tough edge
lavish zenith
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nice!

tough edge
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I’ll just keep riff raff for a bit till I get something good

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should I use dagger and farm with riff raff

lavish zenith
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red deck is a classic but i think it's almost always gonna be worse than blue deck just cuz that extra hand means a bit more extra cash

lavish zenith
tough edge
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that’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw dagger

lavish zenith
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riff raff might be one of the best early game jokers tbh

tough edge
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oh dang I got foil on my dagger with where of fortune

lavish zenith
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neat!

tough edge
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I don’t think I’ve gotten anything with that till now I hate the rng on that card

red hamlet
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1/4 on wheel =/= 1/4 on glass card

tough edge
lavish zenith
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niice

old storm
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Damn I thought my monitor was dark

meager patio
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My first dub

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I can't lose

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Nvm apparently you can't use Mr bones twice in one run 😭

red hamlet
meager patio
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I've never won

red hamlet
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small pointer

  1. move taht poly bus to the end
  2. you could've probably still won if you sold bones so you can score xdd
meager patio
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Oh lol

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Oh well 😅

red hamlet
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  1. i assume you're at 5 bucks cause you spent money last shop?
meager patio
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Yes

red hamlet
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you know the 25 bucks rule, ye?
staying above 25 to get 5 interest each blind

meager patio
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Yeah I try to

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Hard when I was at the end and once I would've gotten past it I would just suicided

broken sinew
lavish zenith
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voucher concepts:
Black Candle
+4 hand size for opening tarot packs and spectral packs

Arcane Ritual
Use up to 2 discards for opening tarot packs and spectral packs

rigid yacht
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cool idea

red hamlet
lavish zenith
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turtle bean is for blinds only

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or, it's for blinds and packs ig but. candle would be for packs only

little bane
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this took me like 130h

red hamlet
little bane
red hamlet
little bane
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wait what really?A

red hamlet
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yeah, it got included in a patch a while ago
cause it made c++ a fucking pain in the ass

fathom pecan
little bane
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well i do already have two...

fathom pecan
little bane
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nup

fathom pecan
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Yeah 6 i miss the one between Drunkard and Golden Joker

red hamlet
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stone joker
you need to get a stoen card, then it can appear

little bane
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oih sotne

fathom pecan
little bane
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yeah other than legendarys i got that and steel in the same run

little bane
fathom pecan
red hamlet
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did you install any mods?
even just the steamodded and lovely injector

little bane
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i don't think so not when i got that

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oh wait no i did

red hamlet
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in the mods page there's gonna be a config to turn achievements back on

little bane
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ahh ty

autumn cobalt
tough edge
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@lavish zenith this really upsets me, I had such a good run then ofc the last boss is big bind

lavish zenith
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aww

tough edge
red hamlet
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well there's your problem

red torrent
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Is good ?

lavish zenith
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Clown Car:
Rare
Common jokers only take up 1/3rd of a joker slot.

vivid island
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so clown car + showman + 83648572639 photo&chad

lavish zenith
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i thought photo was uncommon

willow reef
lavish zenith
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oh. tbh that makes sense, outside of photochad it's a little niche cuz it activates so early

red hamlet
willow reef
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hear me out
negative clown car
7 photos
8 chads

red hamlet
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3 cavendish in 1 slot
3 jugglers
3 drunkards

broken sinew
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FELLAS
do people like femboys because they look like women or do people like women because they look like femboys?

willow reef
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all polychrome ofc

lavish zenith
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people like femboys because im sooo cute

red hamlet
willow reef
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women and men overrated gambling better

red hamlet
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tailwag just be ouppy

glad oriole
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femboys mentioned

willow reef
glad oriole
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i dont agree
i need a man

lavish zenith
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ok how about:
Clown Car
Rare
The following jokers take up no joker slots:
(all the normie jokers)

red hamlet
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ah shit, i got top lane 😔

willow reef
lavish zenith
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thats just the idea i had before but worse

willow reef
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thats thebpoint its supposed to be balanced...,,,

lavish zenith
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ok how about:
Clown car
rare
Every unique common joker takes up 1/3rd of a joker slot

lavish zenith
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the problem with balancing is that sometimes a card will just be boring if you try and balance it fairly

lavish zenith
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unique means no super photochad but you can amass a minor armada of common jokers

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maybe 1/2 would still be good but. 1/3 leads to funny

glad oriole
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wdym leads to funny

glad oracle
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Friend just sent me this

wtf lmaoo

glad oriole
broken sinew
lavish zenith
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it'd be fun to have a run where you just have a bunch of common jokers

red hamlet
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🗿 i'm top lane

willow reef
broken sinew
glad oracle
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He says it's stock balatro

broken sinew
lavish zenith
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that's impossible look at the rounds vs ante

glad oracle
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he is Puerto rican

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I'm 98% sure the game is unmodded

red hamlet
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modded

glad oracle
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It can't be he doesn't know how to install mods

red hamlet
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you're not playing 539 rounds unmodded

glad oracle
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trust in peutro Ricans

solar portal
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the duality of pack

solar portal
final delta
rough bison
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sit down rare tag haters

red hamlet
final delta
red hamlet
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baron mime build

sock

final delta
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honestly need to do a sock build

rough bison
red hamlet
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Oops! All snake yes
Halves all probabilities
1/4 > 1/8

final delta
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what's your favourite type of build apart from mime and Baron

final delta
final delta
red hamlet
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family (4)

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abandoned deck
early got an erosion
rippedi nto a spectral for an immolate
Immedaitely +20 mult chad

just edit your messages hweeze

final delta
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why is slow mode on this is annoying😔

red hamlet
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also an idea that will get you a warning

i use it way too much, mods are tired of me wheeze

kindred seal
red hamlet
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my adhd ass cannot type everything into 1 message
i need me some more lines

severe geode
final delta
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tomorrow i am gonna bring pain on myself with a unseeded naneif run

final delta
rough bison
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i had a rly good shot at one of those today, 3 bp and a baron but mime never showed, or burglar

red hamlet
final delta
red hamlet
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is it cause it wants your anti virus off lol

final delta
severe geode
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asking for a friend

final delta
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its 12 bucks 😭🙏

red hamlet
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12 bucks that's too much for some people

tough edge
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@swift sail yo tickle them

severe geode
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And prob the playing card deck

severe geode
tough edge
final delta
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yk if balatro has told me anything its bring 100 steel red seal kings to a poker game

kindred seal
final delta
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ong

tough edge
kindred seal
tough edge
magic swan
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it's not, it's not shutting down

rough bison
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GORDON GET AWAY FROM THE BEAM

thorny skiff
empty patio
pulsar epoch
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I am stuck at Purple stake

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Like for the life of me I can barely get past Ante 6 with Purple Stake Checkered deck

dapper dust
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Now I just need something worth copying

solar portal
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stuntman coping seething MALDING even

tough edge
polar hill
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new joker idea: plaintain
2x mult, 1 in 100 chance of destruction

solar portal
solar portal
polar hill
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yes

solar portal
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sounds busted

undone tiger
polar hill
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(arguably) better than gros michel, worse than cavendish

tough edge
solar portal
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the names of the jokers i used

civic axle
fervent canopy
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lost by 2 chips on ante 4 I want to die

junior bolt
undone tiger
rough bison
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interesting photochad build if i do say so myself

red hamlet
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tailwag night night gang

rough bison
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what does this actually mean? ive got almost everything unlocked and my stats page doesnt update even if it says this

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worth dropping anything?

elfin tapir
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if i had to chose

rough bison
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i did and it copied hiker lmao

red hamlet
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nevermind, no sleep

red hamlet
wise plaza
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When your fighting for a barron

elfin tapir
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and neither is your attitude

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sorry that wasn’t needed

red hamlet
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that's ok, you're just getting into character

red hamlet
obtuse iris
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Mmm, Red seal baron runs, very exciting

rough bison
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4MSMD454

red hamlet
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banger

eternal veldt
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Luv me chips

digital tusk
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😭 i have a base hand size of 18

red hamlet
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Fish joker
Randomly selected rank (changes each round)
Played cards with that rank are destroyed
Once 4 of the same rank are destroyed this joker gains 50 chips

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If none of the selected rank are in played hand when hand is played, a random card held in hand is destroyed (still counts for the rank)

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Go fish

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Or maybe a go fish deck thinking

balmy current
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every copy of balatro is personalized

hollow umbra
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will someone be the chad to my photograph

kindred igloo
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chat i have finally done it

kindred igloo
digital tusk
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MiniheraBall1 im scared

hollow umbra
kindred igloo
hollow umbra
hollow umbra
rough bison
hollow umbra
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i hope you live a wonderful life c o n e

rough bison
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Ah just discard a royal flush

rough bison
hollow umbra
kindred igloo
hollow umbra
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what did i do

kindred igloo
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idk it just sounds fun

red hamlet
hollow umbra
rough bison
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uhh fourve

polar hill
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big michael

old storm
valid heath
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Gg, I have sumo joker

vale fog
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luchador saves the day once again

harsh flicker
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would the bus stop if I use a face card that's been turned into stone?

vale fog
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no the stone card has no rank

minor field
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Hi guys, I'm planning to buy this game is it a good game?
I like games which have infinite possibilities and can be played a million times with different scenarios. Is this the one?

valid pumice
pallid sapphire
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Iirc only blackboard weirdly doesn't like stone

valid pumice
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I wouldn't say Balatro is unlimited currently

dapper dust
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God this game is good at making you want to throw your phone out the window

valid pumice
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There's a lot to do. It needs a couple of expansions to bulk it up.

dapper dust
pallid sapphire
valid pumice
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To me a game isn't infinitely repayable until it's so big it's daunting to even play. Think Crusader Kings 2 + every expansion

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Try jumping into that with no experience

limber moth
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I LOVE CRUSADER KINGS

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I LOVE IT

valid pumice
dapper dust
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Chess only has 6 pieces, but is infinitely replayable

valid pumice
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True but what about that game of chess that Reddit played with no rules. I like kind of texture in my games

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Can my king turn into a megaking..thatd be cool

dapper dust
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What about it? It’s way less popular than actual chess, because simple sets of rules that produce huge numbers of possibilities work better as games than huge numbers of rules

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That’s why balatro is fairly religious that jokers don’t introduce new mechanics - they work within the scope of the rules that are already established

limber moth
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It's like all there was to do back then

dapper dust
limber moth
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Good point

polar hill
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big michael

valid pumice
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I like the variation you get from complexity. An Isaac run can be ridiculously overpowered if you make one choice and a total slog if you make a different one. Balatro is much the same. Maybe less out of control runs, I lose so many runs that feel unlosable. Hand after hand of shit draws and the wrong call on what to discard and bam you're looking at end screen

dapper dust
steady valley
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I think I'm rich

dapper dust
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You feel like you’re well established, half your deck is black face cards, and suddenly the game is like “you like red 2s, 3s and 4s, right?”

valid pumice
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It's very abrupt with Balatro. Isaac makes you suffer for an hour and still lose.

dapper dust
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My biggest issue with balatro is how powerful the legendaries are - they’re so rare, and so powerful that they feel like a “win now” button that requires very little skill most of the time

valid pumice
steady valley
steady valley
valid pumice
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I have to admit I'm not great at the game. I've done 19/20 of the challenges, I've got gold stake on 1 deck and like half way through most of the others

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I don't know how to win Golden Needle.

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Jokerless felt possible but Golden Needle feels like it's all RNG

gleaming hound
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Should I take the hanging chad over the throwback?

valid pumice
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I'm looking at it and thinking take the negative what are you doing...it's not negative

gleaming hound
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yeah my games broken idk why it looks like that

steady valley
valid pumice
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When I see a negative all I think is

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The other card is probably the better choice but brain is nope negative

gleaming hound
opaque shard
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Except when it's rental eternal

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Imagine a bugged seed with all negatives

limber moth
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I'm imagining it

steady valley
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man I'm trying hard to get a stone deck going on with plasma deck but I don't get the right cards and jokers
best I did was ante 11

fair token
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do brainstorm only copy the first joker triggered in the round, meaning if i move the joker, it will still trigger that joker? no one answered at #🕹・game-discussion so i thought i would post it here

valid pumice
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Have you ever tried doing what the degenerate gamblers do playing 2 poker machines at once? Coz I'm thinking about it. Got it on my handheld PC and my phone. Could load it up on my gaming PC too play 3x.

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Then you got something to do between animations

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I play on speed 4 but I've got some time

dapper dust
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Not a single K or J came out

valid pumice
earnest viper
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Whats the best deck for winning in 12 rounds or less?

valid pumice
kindred igloo
# old storm Brat :3 (congrats)

Thank you, it took longer than it should but at least i finally did it (i forgot it showed my name, im never recovering from this)

old storm
valid heath
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Ay yooo, I really love play lucky card

icy grove
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And this is why ghost deck is my favourite, five constellations with a fifteen dollar cloud nine
Not bad 👍

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Got the constellations to 12.5×

valid heath
icy grove
valid heath
grand sand
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guys who play balatro on phone, how to fast restart ?

icy grove
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I play moblie balatro

grand sand
icy grove
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Like reset your run?

grand sand
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yes

polar hill
grand sand
icy grove
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Just go to your in game settings and hit new run

valid heath
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Yes

grand sand
icy grove
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It shouldn't

gritty plaza
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if I cant get this right its a sign i havent played enough balatro

icy grove
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Take me like five seconds

scenic lodge
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got completionist

devout stag
gleaming hound
devout stag
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and also the dark theme

gleaming hound
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You can change em just by replacing the PNG in the game files, can edit them simply by opening them in photoshop

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That was done by editing the global.lua or something like that. There's color codes in there

devout stag
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can you copy yours for me?

gleaming hound
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Word, it's unfinished I am still tweaking the greyscale for readability.

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I'll send it over. Do you want the jokers and cards or just the menu theme

sage lark
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I have a question but has anyone made a vid on what the highest possible score in balatro is, like obv the highest displayed in naneinf (e303) but like if u calculated the scores what is the highest u could get and how would u get it

solemn elm
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because of tarot loopt

sage lark
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ah ye

red torrent
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who should i sell

pallid sapphire
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DNA if you're done with it probably

stray mantle
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There's no way I take this lmfao

pallid sapphire
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Yeah just keep madness

brazen phoenix
#

slow mode ??

steep elm
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hahahahahahhahaha

fervent canopy
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erratic deck is kicking my ass I can't get past green stake

stray mantle
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Madness might be my second favorite joker

glacial badger
#

haphap haii

stray mantle
glacial badger
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Got the game ~2 weeks ago and my god, it might be peak... I understand it now
I have Northernlion to thank for this game discovery lionApproach

sand talon
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YO GUYS...

balala

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i got a dream taht i got banned from this server 😭

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Wait why is there a cooldown for this chat 😭

solemn elm
random tendon
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debt build?

sand talon
fickle iris
#

Hey John balatro

You are giving me awful luck, please reconsider

peak zodiac
#

Is there a reason that the newest friends of jimbo isn't appearing on my phone? :(
I NEED SLAY THE PRINCESS

peak zodiac
opaque shard
magic swan
#

Friends of Jimbo 7

#

VanossCrew

dapper wing
#

verdant leaf I hope you rot in hell

stray mantle
dapper wing
#

if either jimbo or raised fist weren’t eternal I would’ve won that

#

i was forced to sell supernova That was the death of me

covert bluff
#

oops

#

screen shot is way late

digital tusk
#

eepy screenshot

covert bluff
#

high card face build kekw

#

last hand before i die

#

I BROKE A MILLION

#

first time breaking 1m

scenic lodge
#

congrats

gritty plaza
# ruby quail ???

i understand that they exclusively mean score scaling but cmon

saying Egg doesnt scale??

#

when Swashbuckler exists?

solemn elm
solemn elm
ruby quail
solemn elm
gritty plaza
#

uh

#

well you click "sell"

#

it displays the

solemn elm
#

thats not on the joker though

#

displayed on the joker strictly means the actual card

gritty plaza
#

alr alr

slim junco
#

She atro on my Bal til I nope

floral crypt
#

hey, look, what a funny joker!

sour peak
floral crypt
sour peak
#

How

floral crypt
sour peak
floral crypt
sour peak
willow reef
#

i forgot my photo at home

#

the image wont load

sour peak
#

🫴

willow reef
#

but 3 chads, showman and pareidolia

sour peak
willow reef
#

yea

#

yhhhh

#

the run died because i couldnt get a five of a kind (mark hid all the cards)

willow reef
#

mark is either in the top 5 easiest bosses or utterly hellish

#

at least it isnt the plant

sour peak
#

My friend got it yesterday while he had paraidolia on

#

And that was the center of his build

willow reef
sour peak
#

So far I’ve had TWO runs dead to violet vessel

willow reef
#

i think ive had about as many

#

ive counted the amount of times ive died to water plant and needle because im so mad at them

#

water: 8
plant: 7
needle: 2

pallid sapphire
#

I haven't run into violet vessel in a while come to think of it

#

I almost got this mornings pair run nuked by needle but burglar showed up at the last second so W

#

Alao had to nuke my poor bloodstone so luchador could kill flint

warm kelp
#

purple stake+ vv is a monster

#

3M score req

pallid sapphire
#

Something tells me I'm not gonna have a fun time with purple stake as with blue

vale fog
#

still doesn't change the fact it killed my purple stake wee joker run tho

tawny raptor
#

Day 5000 of not getting the final legendary joker.

vale fog
#

just do gold sticker hunting

#

spawn block all other legendaries

willow reef
#

im bored should i beat all decks on red stake

#

i have white stake on all 15 decks but red stake on 3

tough edge
#

I didn’t sleep all night

#

balatro has consumed me

willow reef
tough edge
tough edge
#

shits so hard

#

💔

willow reef
tough edge
solemn elm
steep elm
#

spare trouser + uranus

#

uranus might be my favourite planet

vale fog
# tough edge what is gold sticker

you get a gold stake sticker if you win gold stake with that joker (same for other stakes)

completionist++ requires you to get it on all jokers

if you gold sticker a legendary joker, the joker will not appear in your gold stake runs until you sticker all of them

steep elm
#

idk how balatro drains my battery so fast

red hamlet
#

Math, literally

tough edge
tough edge
steep elm
#

no macbook

tough edge
#

oh damn

#

I play on my MacBook

pallid sapphire
#

Huh

tough edge
#

App Store or steam?

pallid sapphire
#

Battery issue with mac?

vivid island
tough edge
tough edge
steep elm
steep elm
tough edge
#

mine runs fun

#

fine*

#

what type is it

pallid sapphire
vivid island
tough edge
#

I am yet to see this 72 hours in

neat copper
#

I was playing and pulled the best nat negatives!!!

tough edge
#

stupid ass rates

tough edge
neat copper
#

Natural, me and my brother may be the only ones who call it that but 🤷‍♂️

slim junco
#

No nat negative is a pretty common term

short merlin
#

fun fact: the golden ticket joker has the number 16180339 on it

slim junco
#

From what I've seen

languid crescent
short merlin
#

1.6180339 are the first few digits of the golden ratio

tough edge
slim junco
#

A Joker is a nat negative if it already was negative the moment you acquired it, e.g. from the shop or a buffoon pack

#

So without any Ectoplasm involved

pliant pollen
#

welp shit

steep elm
strong rose
#

sylveon pfp

#

!!

solemn elm
willow reef
pallid sapphire
#

My viewpoint is skewed by higher stakes lol

#

Red stake still got the white stake score reqs so it's a cake walk for me now

willow reef
#

i wwtched streamers so much that i got gold stake on my 2nd/3rd try

#

soooo

pallid sapphire
#

Oh nice

#

Why are you still on red stake for a bunch of decks then bruv

willow reef
#

i only have red stake done on 3 (now 4, i did red deck just jow) decks

pallid sapphire
#

Free thinkers choosing checkered for grinding stake unlocks (I am no different)

willow reef
#

my planet card stats are like

#

3rd: uranus, 152
2nd: neptune, 238

#

then jupiter with 1027

#

checkered deck op

molten path
pallid sapphire
#

The judgment in the arcana pack will give hanging chad

#

Trust

random tendon
#

Always trust judgement

#

It gave me baron and mime on an unseeded run

agile pawn
#

fragile challenge is silly

steep elm
#

on a scale of 1 to 10 how fucked am i

opal meteor
steep elm
#

goodbye run

pallid sapphire
#

Violet vesseled on green 💔

steep elm
#

worse part is

#

i rerolled boss blind on the previous ante

#

💔 🥀

pallid sapphire
#

Riiiiip

#

What was your most played hand

steep elm
#

polychrome bootstrap x2 and smeared

#

i was flushing every round

pallid sapphire
#

Ahhh

willow reef
#

what the hell is this run

pallid sapphire
#

Perhaps you should consider maybe flush isn't a foolproof strategy egg

sand talon
pallid sapphire
#

(Flush scales almost the same as pair)

sand talon
#

you are cooked

willow reef
# willow reef

im tempted to reroll the bossblind away from amber acorn

solemn elm
#

1 mult is a pretty big difference

#

but 2 card vs 5 card hand is the factor that matters the most

pallid sapphire
#

Easily made up for with a joker, and you don't have to fish for five cards

#

Yeah lol

bleak river
#

but ancient jock 😦

pallid sapphire
#

Free win

willow reef
pallid sapphire
#

W

willow reef
#

i rerolled from it because i wanted a satisfying 1 hand win

#

with 4 glass jokers and a mega erosion

steep elm
pallid sapphire
#

AHHH GLASS JOKER

steep elm
#

and i didnt want to reroll

pallid sapphire
#

I STILL HAVENT UNLOCKED IT

willow reef
#

how i feel having 4 glass jokers (theyre each at 2.5x and im not breaking the cards)

steep elm
#

how do you reach the point where you're getting e in your scores

pallid sapphire
#

Exponential scaling

#

Emphasis on retriggers

steady roost
willow reef
#

how many do you think are breaking

tough edge
tough edge
steep elm
#

i dont play with it plugged in though

#

i mean

#

recently

tough edge
#

i dont either gang

steep elm
#

otherwise i do

#

what

#

it doesn't overheat?

unreal dragon
#

This is the fourth calculator I’ve tried to use to calculate a balatro hand bruh.

tough edge
steep elm
#

oh shiiiiittt i had prism launcher on the background

tough edge
#

the newer ones w/o fans dont overheat

tough edge
steep elm
#

its a launcher for minecraft

steady roost
#

peak asf

steep elm
#

i have the 2020 version

steep elm
tough edge
#

oh yeah minecraft blows my pc up

steady roost
#

😭

#

i literally get 120fps on a regular laptop

steep elm
#

i get 300 fps on m1 lol

tough edge
#

i mean i havent tried since my old macbook

#

havent been on it on this one

#

but it should run perfectly fine

steep elm
#

get like optimizing mods

tough edge
#

this one is m1 chip running sequoia

sharp compass
#

I won. On black deck. With no grabber voucher. YEAHH-
(white stake btw)
I'm starting to understand it now

opal meteor
#

your brain

alpine ridge
pallid sapphire
#

Bro skipped 8 blinds ong

tough edge
livid bone
#

so each steel gets equivalent of 16 steel triggers right?

willow reef
willow reef
#

ignore the jimbo he forgot to glass himself

glad oriole
#

most calculators overflow at the same value as balatro does

willow reef
#

nvm

sharp compass
#

Maximum ante I could get to on any deck is 10

#

Help

willow reef
livid bone
#

So I duped a steel and gold cards are now disabled? wtf

daring dagger
livid bone
#

well yes but they weren't disabled until I used cryptid

daring dagger
#

They probably already were because of how that boss works

livid bone
steady roost
livid bone
#

they turned X specifically when I used cryptid

daring dagger
# livid bone WHAT

There is no world where that will be any better than what you have unless it lands on trib

livid bone
#

Even if it landed on trib I'd need to sell a joker

daring dagger
#

Exactly

steady roost
livid bone
#

And then there are perfect runs where I get no legs :c

#

I MISSED A PERKEO FUCK

strong rose
#

rip

steady roost
#

cant tell

livid bone
#

brother look up

steady roost
#

no

livid bone
#

Ah yes, baron mime, my favorite flush house jokers

steady roost
livid bone
#

additional x4, duh

glad oriole
livid bone
#

It was

steady roost
#

my brain sees a negative tag anf i have to grab it

glad oriole
#

good

glad oriole
livid bone
#

Brother I had a nat negative bull and hallucination this run

#

And nat negative campfire the run before

glad oriole
#

also no your brain doesnt see thats what your eyes do

glad oriole
#

:3

livid bone
#

neuron activation

steady roost
livid bone
#

I wish there was a way to get vouchers when you have a shit ton of money

steady roost
#

what if i have a good setup already

glad oriole
#

shrimple as that

steady roost
#

what if its a bp

glad oriole
#

what if its not

steady roost
#

what if it is

tough edge
glad oriole
#

which it almost certainly wont be

tough edge
#

i always go for it

#

free joker

glad oriole
#

yea

tough edge
#

free jonkler

glad oriole
#

you miss a lot

tough edge
#

💔

steady roost
glad oriole
#

imvestment and coupon but yhey’re only really good early on

tough edge
#

i only go for money

steady roost
#

i skip for spectral packs whenever i have a good setup

#

potential immolate

glad oriole
#

skipping for spectrals is so ass

livid bone
#

FUCK THIS GAME

glad oriole
#

you only get a standard

#

just play another hand

tough edge
livid bone
glad oriole
#

skill issue

strange thorn
#

Seriously, this server is growing with the hour

steady roost
willow reef
#

this run was absolute cinema

steady roost
willow reef
#

thats not jimbo

#

thats

#

glass jimbo

steady roost
#

i csnt tell because of the game over screen

#

👍

willow reef
#

ive never seen a run that used erosion or glass jimbo

sand talon
#

GUYS....

balala

livid bone
#

heat death is upon us

sand talon
glad oriole
#

the 4x isnt worth as much as just holding it in your hand

#

its not even close

livid bone
#

Because next cryptid overshoots it

lost kindle
#

what do you guys use to analyse seeds?

livid bone
#

well, this was a run

glad oriole
livid bone
#

first flush five

livid bone
#

wht's the point

#

new high score!

dapper dust
#

do I replace daredevil with a blueprint on the hologram?

livid bone
#

daredevil??

dapper dust
#

uhh, stuntman

#

you know what I mean

livid bone
#

no i don't

dapper dust
#

pffft

#

or do I replace swashbuckler, and end up with a lame eternal rental egg?

#

holo is currently on x3, swash on +35

lost kindle
#

eternal eggs exist?

dapper dust
#

they do

lost kindle
#

goated joker

final delta
#

eternal egg is so stupidly funny for some reason

agile pawn
#

i love coming across natural negative eggs

#

free temperance value

harsh flicker
#

if I upgrade a card, can it be upgraded again?

#

or will it lose the previous upgrade?

pallid sapphire
#

Wym upgrade a card

harsh flicker
#

foil for example

pallid sapphire
#

New enhancements override the previous, but afaik editions from aura or wheel of fortune can't be removed

short wedge
#

all of them are good

#

but since i dont have the right cards in hand i'll just take soul

pallid sapphire
#

W

short wedge
#

tribulet

pallid sapphire
#

Whatd you get

#

Nice

#

Now don't get planted

short wedge
random tendon
#

chip build on plasma

short wedge
#

im getting no planet packs or anything

#

just one mars rn in shop

quick moat
#

Eternal campfire joedead

dapper dust
#

YES!

#

FINALLY!

#

gold stake

short wedge
lofty stump
noble lion
#

gameeee

dapper dust
#

🎉 gros_michelbalatrojoker gros_michel 🎉

short wedge
#

temperance is on 24$

steep elm
#

ykweim

harsh flicker
#

do royal flushes count as straights?

warm pike
#

its a straight flush

#

it contains a straight sure

harsh flicker
#

kk

red hamlet
brittle dagger
#

nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr ❌ nanfr fr

short wedge
#

i did it with wierd jokers

tiny gust
#

we know who the MVP here is

short wedge
bright ledge
#

do i skip oops here? guessing so.

#

cus retrigger over that cus im duping red seal gLass kings

tired owl
#

I mean you could get rid of luch right that seems reasonable

lost kindle
#

it may be worth

#

show deck

tired owl
finite phoenix
marsh raptor
finite phoenix
#

Luchador

marsh raptor
#

sel luchador/dusk

marsh raptor
#

lmao

bright ledge
#

i cant

marsh raptor
#

wym you cant

#

do you not have reroll voucher

#

or a roll skip

bright ledge
#

nope

#

hasnt shown up

marsh raptor
#

okay sell dusk

bright ledge
#

kk

marsh raptor
final delta
#

Observatory my beloved 🫶

polar hill
#

i'm big michael

red hamlet
vernal plinth
#

perhaps the most weirdest joker build i ever had

#

oh yeah ramen still had its X2 mult intact

dapper dust
polar hill
#

ok

#

congrats

dapper dust
#

That’s because all these other miserable gits we’re too focused on their own games 😛

dapper dust
polar hill
#

np

agile pawn
vernal plinth
short wedge
tough edge
short wedge
daring dagger
#

I'll never forget this for as long as I play

tough edge
daring dagger
#

(This was a few weeks ago)

tough edge
short wedge
tough edge
vernal plinth
agile pawn
#

stuntman moment

vernal plinth
#

cerulean bell effect is useless when you only have 1 hand size

daring dagger
tough edge
#

how would u think so

daring dagger
#

I'm only sharing it here because it looks stupid

tough edge
#

it was your run

daring dagger
tough edge
#

I shall’nt

proper thistle
#

I’m gonna crash out

pallid sapphire
#

Bro forgot to read the boss blind

gleaming cedar
#

This is Ante 2.. Just got an insane god seed

#

Well Cavendish was Ante 3 but ey

pallid tapir
grizzled socket
pallid sapphire
#

Inb4 the plant

agile pawn
brittle dagger
#

bootstraps was what carried my bp+2xyorick run

brittle dagger
#

(with $500 from pre-endless econ play ofc)

pallid tapir
#

most of the xmult is before flash would trigger

pallid sapphire
#

Lmao

brittle dagger
#

right

pallid tapir
#

lmao

brittle dagger
#

lmao

pallid sapphire
#

Free sticker maybe idk

lime pulsar
#

Yall wanna see a beautiful video

gleaming cedar
#

With very wealthy parents

brittle dagger
#

do people really treat judgement jokers like their pet?

pallid sapphire
#

He at least adds a little bit before cavendish wraps it up, that counts as helping

lime pulsar
brittle dagger
#

i thought people only do that with jimbo the +4 mult

#

not a judgement joker

#

which is mostly junk

pallid sapphire
#

No

#

I sell them immediately

agile pawn
brittle dagger
#

thats what im sayin

gleaming cedar
brittle dagger
pallid sapphire
agile pawn
#

one time i got brainstorm from a judgement

pallid sapphire
#

I usually buy the jokers I want directly so I don't have any cool judgment stories

wet marten
#

I just got discarded so hard on a black deck gold stake run by misprint hitting zero mult on the needle pain On ante seven pain_cursed

lavish zenith
#

owned lmao

#

it's me actually you think it was rng but actually im the guy who did that to you

wet marten
#

I'm not the most consistent player, that reaaaaally hurt

wet marten
lavish zenith
#

i live in a cave with a control panel i control all misprint triggers localthunk hired me to do this

#

i saw you needed at least +3 mult and i decided to lowroll you

#

get fucked lmao

steady roost
#

hi

agile pawn
#

prob for the gold sticker

pallid sapphire
#

Yeah probably

#

The more concerning part is the build relied on misprint rather

agile pawn
#

yeah true

wet marten
#

also for the sticker

red hamlet
#

Well tehre's your problem

#

Why the hell were you skipping on gold stake xdd

pallid sapphire
#

In recent memory the only time I kept a misprint was cause it was foil lol

#

(Still lost)

wet marten
#

Def shoulda dropped misprint for anything else tho lol

pallid sapphire
#

What was the hand

agile pawn
#

straight

pallid sapphire
#

Damn

agile pawn
#

one of the skip tags leveled up straight

#

so i decided to play towards that

pallid sapphire
#

Oh yeah that'll do it

#

I really need to pay attention more to those hand leveling skip tags

agile pawn
#

i got very lucky with the blueprint + brainstorm