🎙・server-chat

[civic ore]

thanks

[hasty phoenix]

It happens more than you think

[red hamlet]

Perkeo is probably waht you're thinking of as well

duplicates a consumeable on shop exit

[civic ore]

yeah i got perkeo and i forgot what synergized with it lol

thank oytu

[lavish zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344380634126225442/1348398826939088906/tumblr_ssmy4qU8uH1zqtk0m.mp4?ex=67cf51c4&is=67ce0044&hm=11a8e48e87b9249768cfd1088f8d41d9bb59a4d30d7c402005ed23b6fc687605&

[raven slate]

reposting this- i'm trying to compile a community tier list for all the jokers, i would appreciate if yall would be willing to fill it out! https://forms.gle/BMLSVvaus3YszdUb8

[dull valve]

What's the flame war happening on balatro sub

[rough bison]

needs more specificity, depends on a lot of other factors than just 'appears in shop'

[dull valve]

Throwback gonna be slept on as usual

[lavish zenith]

fucking TRUE

did you manually track that or did you have some plugin that auto tracks

[red hamlet]

holding it with left click
and just arrow key to move frame

made a cool bird pattern

[lavish zenith]

neat!

cool bird pattern :3

nice work lmao

[red hamlet]

like a sick fucked up double winged birdo

[lavish zenith]

concept art: what if it was possible to have a card with a suit but no rank?

[red hamlet]

hate long legs

it sucks being tall

[lavish zenith]

i LOVE long arms however

probably either the best or second best weapon type specific mutation

[red hamlet]

bugbear moment

[lavish zenith]

no wait. its tied with laser brain AND bolt marrow

[primal grove]

oh that's fucked up and I don't like it

[lavish zenith]

did you guys know there's tarot card decks with extra major arcana

[red hamlet]

mmm

might play spore

[lavish zenith]

spore is really good

[solemn elm]

The community sucks overall lol. I'm used to decent players. No wonder so many people struggle at the game

Obelisk below square is crazy

[empty patio]

I agree but square is goated

[solemn elm]

incredibly wrong

[empty patio]

Skill issue

[solemn elm]

skill issue that you don't have C++ more like

[empty patio]

Cool

[solemn elm]

-# (C++ doesn't mean you're good)

[empty patio]

I will get c++

No hurry

[solemn elm]

thinking square is bad isn't a skill issue on my part

because it isn't good.

its useable. Not good

+4 a hand is horrific scaling

[empty patio]

True

But I love square

[solemn elm]

the only hand that's worse than that is high card/pair with space

but space gives mult too

[empty patio]

I love playing hc with square and supernova

Also should I sell rocket for hack?

[red hamlet]

if you're gonna use hack, why not just sell photo

[empty patio]

Because bloodstone is unreliable

[red hamlet]

well with hack that's double the chances

[empty patio]

Yeah your right

[blazing wing]

hm

[brazen phoenix]

the Club

[blazing wing]

hmmmmmmm

[brazen phoenix]

this goes hard

pray for herbicide

[lavish zenith]

The Past:
tarot card
Strip one selected card of its rank and suit.
Changes the card used by The Future

The Present:
tarot card
Select any number of cards.
Earn $8 for each, and shuffle that many blank cards into your deck.
(Blank card: has no rank or suit)

The Future:
tarot card
Select one card. Change it to a(n) X of Y.
Card suit and rank can be changed by using The Past.

[blazing wing]

i could try to go for a midas mask vampire

if i get lucky enough

[rigid charm]

Carto on C?
Yuck

[solemn elm]

Those aren't actual tarots though

[atomic tundra]

what's the best hand to play?

[lavish zenith]

many tarot decks with extra major arcana exist

[red hamlet]

😭 BRO

[vague sphinx]

it's so annoying how people forget tarot cards exist here

like bro

[blazing wing]

i mean flush five is

[empty ridge]

hi

[blazing wing]

the highest chip x mult

[lavish zenith]

my guy there are tarot decks with extra major arcana

i am not ignorant of tarot

there is no official tarot committee that decreed what the standard is. tarot decks with extra major arcana are dope

[vague sphinx]

we should add a phobos planet card because not everyone agrees on the definition of planet

[solemn elm]

right. but "extra" tarots are not common

[solemn elm]

astronomers do though

[lavish zenith]

that would be cool actually. we have ceres and eris

[vague sphinx]

ceres and eris are both dwarf planets

[solemn elm]

Not planets though

And Planet X is a 'Planet?'

[vague sphinx]

many astronomers consider pluto not to be a dwarf planet for example; i would say tarot cards irl are more standardized than planet classifications

[red hamlet]

On mouseover, all planet cards are classed as "Planet", except for Pluto, Ceres, and Eris, which are all classed as "Dwarf Planet"; and Planet X, which is classed as "Planet?".

In 2006, the International Astronomical Union (IAU) formally redefined the term planet to exclude dwarf planets such as Pluto. Many planetary astronomers, however, continue to consider Pluto and other dwarf planets to be planets.

it's still a planet but like
tiny a dwarfy

[vague sphinx]

should i start playing balatro again

[calm nova]

Yes

[zinc smelt]

you stopped??

[vague sphinx]

yeah, got hyperfixated for a week or two, got 6 gold stakes then got bored

[tepid sonnet]

did anyone else get the fangamer balatro cards

[vague sphinx]

no u

[dull valve]

this community only knows baron mime or photochad

[red hamlet]

i know dog

[dull valve]

theres so many interesting joker synergies

and people only post baron runs

its so boring

[empty patio]

Should I go double pants I win either way

Cruelty is too easy

[red hamlet]

technically
it would be stronger to ankh the pants rn

cause double polychrome

[empty patio]

Ye thought so

Cruelty second attempt is blessed 😂

[solemn elm]

honestly

as long as it's not trib or perkeo

it's a W

[empty patio]

It's a W no matter what

[solemn elm]

eh

Perkeo didn't really help

[empty patio]

Pants didn't need help

[shy heart]

rate my build guys ||joker cards: sock and buskin, swashbuckler, even steven, throwback, card sharp, the trio, credit card||

[main laurel]

This was mine

[empty patio]

Better then my setup

[main laurel]

hey whatever gets the job done

[empty patio]

True it was way easier then I thought it would be

[main laurel]

yeah, imagine trying it on gold stake

[empty patio]

Yeah no thank you

VV with 3 jokers

[main laurel]

possible but not fun

you would just need great RNG

[empty patio]

I have insane rng

[main laurel]

same

[empty patio]

I beat golden needle in 4 attempts and cruelty in 2

[main laurel]

skipped a arcana pack on ante 1 ghost deck gold stake

unseeded

[empty patio]

Sucks that it was gold stake

[main laurel]

yeah

I got the run to e69 though

[empty patio]

Or it would be easy naneinf

[red hamlet]

take the seed and play it on white stake

[main laurel]

I dont really enjoy white stake tbh

[empty patio]

Seeded isn't fun

[main laurel]

but I can give the seed to anyone who wants

[main laurel]

^^

[rocky ravine]

yeah but unseeded naneinf would be cool

[main laurel]

esp. on gold stake

[red hamlet]

my dog's broken

[willow tendon]

I did gud with 3 jokers

Also unlocked invincible joker

[silver lynx]

I forgot if I shared here but I had a funny thing happen in a multiplayer mod

[turbid ermine]

please... leave my family alone...

[boreal niche]

showman feels like a guy sending his devious goons to beat you up

[turbid ermine]

i got one from a judgement, and the other two from the shop

[random tendon]

can you throw it back

[shy heart]

I DID IT ||again||

[lethal owl]

W scoresounds

Umm,does the mod change something or is it just cosmetic

[shy heart]

its just cosmetic

[brave saddle]

WHERE IS LUCHADOR WHEN U NEED HIM

PLANT COMES IN 2 ROUNDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[lethal owl]

damn

do you have the ¨soul¨ spectral card?

if so,pray that it appears

[safe prism]

what do i buy here?

[acoustic mauve]

Reroll

[safe prism]

really and not buy invis joker? @acoustic mauve

[dreamy charm]

what is that number wtf lol

[dreamy charm]

buy invis and profit

[safe prism]

wait wdym by profit

[dreamy charm]

i meant like gg

lol

or w/e

[dreamy pier]

Speaking straight facts

[brave saddle]

bruh i misclicked

mobile unmeta

[sour peak]

Guys any tips for Green Deck?

[sour peak]

Holy fuck what

[pulsar solstice]

does anyone see whats happening on the subreddit 💀

[echo sand]

what, the ai art stuff?

[pulsar solstice]

yea its cooked

[echo sand]

fr

[pulsar solstice]

its not even about the game anymore

i was gonna ask for seed advice there but decided to come here then😭

[astral python]

Reddit throwing its weekly tantrum

It's the Balatro subreddit's turn

[agile pawn]

finally got throwback gold stickered raaaah

i never want to use throwback ever again

[echo sand]

real

[astral python]

I love Throwback, got that one gold stickered through black deck and it's been my bestie ever since

[wary finch]

I finally beat Golden Needle!

[dreamy charm]

i am on neg deck so like

anything is possible there i feel

im surprised i have nt crahsed yet

(i am also live on twitch but i dont see a self-promo channel anywhere)

did you know that 6 oil lamps stacked on top of each other is pretty good

[steel blade]

I got to cerulean bell on “jokerless.” Died to a one in eight chance

Bs.

I’m really upset.

[sour peak]

Any at all?

[dull valve]

Just spend all your money in the shop

[sour peak]

All of it?

[dull valve]

Try to one-shot all blinds

Always prioritize hands over discards

Since it's double money

[dull valve]

Well, no need to spend ALL of it

But keeping it is also pretty much useless

[sour peak]

Alr

Im tryna get Abandoned Deck so yea

[sour peak]

What is Endless Mode even about 😭

[inner tiger]

Yea why? lol

Oh. I'm dumb as shit lol

[lament crown]

going until you lose

[quaint blaze]

Don’t worry your not alone

[dreamy charm]

this game is quite free

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[dreamy charm]

oh thanks

[empty patio]

Lol jokerless cerulean bell

[digital tusk]

finally!!!!!

[empty patio]

Well all the hard challenge decks done

[silver lynx]

Oh boy, I can't wait to use showman!
That devious joker:

[dull valve]

Lmao wtf is happening on balatro sub

[uncut ember]

im learning on day 2 pog

[dull valve]

😭

[magic swan]

what's the matter

[uncut ember]

chaos holographic or hiker?

[dull valve]

Some Ai art drama

[dull valve]

You don't have double triggers so keep chaos

If you had Chad, s&b or seltzer then hiker would be worth it

Or hack

[magic swan]

whwre

[solemn elm]

on the subreddit

[dull valve]

R/balatro

[thin pilot]

How long ya all think this will take

[solemn elm]

C+ takes ~100 hours. C++ takes another ~100 on top of that.

[thin pilot]

but...

[dull valve]

I got lucky and got a bunch of gold stickers on diffucult jokers

Gros michel, seltzer, mr bones

[thin pilot]

hardest to get are legendary

[dull valve]

Not really

[uncut ember]

marble + ramen is OP

[thin pilot]

i only got 2

[dull valve]

Once you get a legendary you're almost guaranteed to win

[uncut ember]

cause you are guaranteed 500 if u get 5 stone cards

[thin pilot]

yea but hard to get

[dull valve]

Rare

You'll get them eventually

[thin pilot]

gotta spam gold stake

[dull valve]

Chicot is hard though cuz he takes up a slot and doesn't help you score

[thin pilot]

ig

its not hard to get to ante 8 tho

its just hard to get those jokers to gold sticker

some of em are so garbage

[dull valve]

Square..

[thin pilot]

my boy square wouldnt be useful if u gave him 20 ante headstart

[warm kelp]

joker stickers you can cheese with anaglyph negative tag spam

[dull valve]

Yep

[thin pilot]

i still havent won with this guy as well

[dull valve]

That's why abstract is THE GOAT

[warm kelp]

deck stakes, good luck

[thin pilot]

yah i tried doing it

[warm kelp]

esp gold stake black deck

[thin pilot]

got so borinnggggg

[digital tusk]

😭 it was destroyed last round - i'll take it i guess

[thin pilot]

hell ye

whats ya all most consumable ?

[dull valve]

Getting gold sticker on eightball should be rewarded with a badge of honor

[thin pilot]

Wait

what did u sayt

wai

[dull valve]

8-ball sucks

The worst joker in the game

[thin pilot]

DAMN IT

[thin pilot]

i thought it had it

[thin pilot]

holy ours is exactly the same kinda

[dull valve]

I have used temperance more than hermit

Cuz I rarely keep money

[thin pilot]

hermit the goat

[digital tusk]

im kind of confused how this is a challenge deck? it seems easier than a normal game

[thin pilot]

if u have 100 $

u can only have 100 chips

ez pz

[digital tusk]

barely even an incovenience when multi

[thin pilot]

yeah its not hard

hardest challenge for me was golden needle

[distant holly]

can someone help me mod balatro

dm me

[digital tusk]

my jokers are kind of scuffed but i'll fix them eventually

[thin pilot]

whats the endgoal here

flush?

[digital tusk]

not sure

[upper solstice]

Stencils doing just about nothin

[digital tusk]

its ante 4 so whatever

[dull valve]

I'd dump troubador for stencil

[thin pilot]

stencil boutta give that sweet 50

[digital tusk]

its my chips!!

[upper solstice]

Bruh I think your good on chips 😭

[thin pilot]

stencil the goat

[digital tusk]

dw i'll dump them now for this joker the deck nerfs by 50%

[upper solstice]

I would take for any better mult joker

[thin pilot]

ph ye

[digital tusk]

its white stake its so meh

[thin pilot]

got gold on this guy

[upper solstice]

Goat

[thin pilot]

gift card mu beloved

[digital tusk]

😭 now is NOT the time

[thin pilot]

Chicot

[upper solstice]

Chicot

100%

[astral python]

Perkeo, I believe

[upper solstice]

Take it tho no balls

[digital tusk]

yorick <3

[thin pilot]

bruh

[upper solstice]

💔

[thin pilot]

yorick sucks

[upper solstice]

Now we jsut lying

[astral python]

Yorick is underrated, I love it tbh

[digital tusk]

natural holographic yorick i'll take it

[thin pilot]

ok true

he doesnt suck but

[digital tusk]

im not 😭

[astral python]

Yorick on a high card or pair build is ez

[upper solstice]

Not you

[thin pilot]

idk chief

yorick doesnt feel right

[upper solstice]

This part si that I said that too

Yorick is so much better tah stencil was

To be fair

[thin pilot]

well yeah

[uncut ember]

how does supernova work

[thin pilot]

ofc

stencil was just chilling there

giving 50 chips

[upper solstice]

Also what it Cavendish doing in the middle

[astral python]

However many times you have played a hand, it gives you that in Mult

For the hand you play

[uncut ember]

oh damn

so pair/two pair OP

then

[astral python]

It goes bonkers yeah

[digital tusk]

i forgot to move it

[astral python]

It's also retroactive so everything you played before you got it counts

[thin pilot]

i Would say best joker out of all of em

is Idol

[uncut ember]

OP

[thin pilot]

he goated

[upper solstice]

How dare you not play to perfection infront of me at all times😔🥀🥀

How do yall think the devs should nerf photochad

If they do

[digital tusk]

idk i dont use it

[thin pilot]

but why would they nerf it

[upper solstice]

Its kinda op in all stages of the game

Imo

[thin pilot]

it is yea but

its a singleplayer game

broken stuff are cool

not like its ruining the fun for other people

[upper solstice]

But it would get boring wouldnt it

[thin pilot]

yea ig

[upper solstice]

8000th balatro run and we still saying "yay photochad❗️" like nothankyou😭

[astral python]

Only if you always take it. I find it more fun to try and work with jokers I don't normally use.

You don't have to take it

[steel blade]

:(

[thin pilot]

i mean this speaks for itself

[upper solstice]

😭😭😭

[thin pilot]

its a good start

[upper solstice]

Where you see that?

[empty patio]

What

[thin pilot]

stats

[digital tusk]

hanging chad should NOT be a common imo

[wary finch]

Cruelty seems easier than Golden Needle

[thin pilot]

CArd stats

[lavish zenith]

cards with suit but no rank. cards with rank but no suit

[digital tusk]

wow you love planet cards omg

[empty patio]

I did cruelty in 2 tries and golden needle in 4

[upper solstice]

Uh oh

[thin pilot]

golden needle took me 4 days

god damn that

stupid thing

[upper solstice]

I can explain

[empty patio]

Lol

[thin pilot]

aha!

there we go then

[twilit compass]

seemed like a decent seed at first but idk whether it was a skill issue or just unluck, yorick after ante 8 from a tarot

[empty patio]

I would have gotten it in 1 if I didn't find the water ante 3

[thin pilot]

every1 in this chat has photochad on their list

jesus

its keeps going

[astral python]

very disappointed y'all don't have your spare trousers

[empty patio]

I have chad on list but I dont think photo is

[lavish zenith]

lemme see whats in mine

[empty patio]

Nvm

[upper solstice]

Pair of pants my beloved ❤️

[thin pilot]

Im a bit more modern

[astral python]

it's worked like 2 times

[thin pilot]

o hell na

[upper solstice]

Hes a gambling man

[thin pilot]

2 time??????

[upper solstice]

Or she

[thin pilot]

u crazy

[rough bison]

well yea its a 1/4 chance

[lavish zenith]

well thats unexpected

[thin pilot]

get a lottery ticket

[thin pilot]

2 wheels is crazy

[astral python]

that's my full list

[thin pilot]

huh

[thin pilot]

where are ur

[upper solstice]

Those who flush

[thin pilot]

wtf

[lavish zenith]

EMPORER NUMBER ONE

[digital tusk]

soemone likes gambling omg

[thin pilot]

ya all trippin

[opaque shard]

Nightmare deck:
Applies all debuffs from all previous decks

[thin pilot]

high card

the goat

[upper solstice]

😭😭😭

[lavish zenith]

verified earthling

[astral python]

this game lets me gamble for free so I absolutely have to

[rough bison]

are we doing show and tell

[upper solstice]

Right okay

We lying now

[thin pilot]

wtf is this

[upper solstice]

Cause i haven't gotta that many

[thin pilot]

how is that even possible

[upper solstice]

What's our issue??😭

[rough bison]

those who jimbo

[upper solstice]

What's wrong w it

[thin pilot]

legendary is not even on my LIST

[rough bison]

hows ante 4 going

[thin pilot]

urs is top

[upper solstice]

I'm a lucky guy

[thin pilot]

BOy

[uncut ember]

wym lol

[upper solstice]

😭

[astral python]

Do you play a lot of Ghost Deck

[thin pilot]

108

is NOT

lucky

[empty patio]

Not anymore

[thin pilot]

we are past luck

[uncut ember]

ive already hit ante 11 and im 2 days in lol

[rough bison]

theres not a single rare joker on that list

[upper solstice]

You just dont balatro like me

[rough bison]

how long have you been playing

[thin pilot]

we on SEEd manipulation type shi

[upper solstice]

Yall not like us

[astral python]

I def do like gambling

[upper solstice]

Not ridiculous tbh

[upper solstice]

Wraith underrated

[empty patio]

I just play yellow or anaglyph for gold stickers

[thin pilot]

gho plasma

best deck

[empty patio]

Wrong

Get good

[thin pilot]

na bro

plasma is where its at

[empty patio]

Plus I literally can't

[thin pilot]

funny numbers

[astral python]

Wraith is great since I am horrible with my money and never have to worry about losing it since I spend it all on Wheel of Fortune anyways

[empty patio]

Im doing c++ before c+ and I only haven't gold staked plasma

[rough bison]

ah

[thin pilot]

Plasma my beloved

[rough bison]

that would do it

[empty patio]

So I literally can't

[uncut ember]

idk wtf ur saying ngl

or what ur weird point is

[thin pilot]

why not just go for some nice highscores as well

[empty patio]

He means you noob

[thin pilot]

then do c++

[obtuse barn]

not enough immolate smh

[empty patio]

I do

[uncut ember]

2 days with ante 11 and 200k high score kek

[rough bison]

your most used jokers are not great, not having many hours would explain my bewilderment and shock and suprise

[astral python]

I actually hate the Blank Voucher. I have used this thing 33 times since unlocking and I have gotten Antimatter ONE TIME

It never shows up for me

[empty patio]

Only 14 hours in 2 days

[thin pilot]

shi aight

[uncut ember]

yep

[empty patio]

I had 23 hours in 2 days

Lol

[uncut ember]

i have job m,

mb

[thin pilot]

🙏

[empty patio]

I have a job every other week

[thin pilot]

yh i got one eveyr other year

[empty patio]

I got like 650 hours in 4 months

[thin pilot]

so u never turned off the game

[opaque shard]

I have a job every other

...

[empty patio]

What

[astral python]

I have 108 hours in 2 months. I was actually at 90 hours after just 2 weeks, but then I got my new job so I play a lot on my phone now too.

[opaque shard]

Damn.

[astral python]

I wish it went between them

[empty patio]

I do play around 10 hours a day tho

[thin pilot]

holy shit

balatro aint that srs mate

[astral python]

I got this best hand score on my third day of playing and have not achieved the same high since

[thin pilot]

hell yeah bro gj

got one problem with that image

whats going on with those chall???

why we on 15%

[astral python]

I'm trying to beat all gold stakes first, though I actually did beat 2 challenges today

[thin pilot]

fair enough

idk chall are super fun

[astral python]

My first gold stake I beat was Black Deck, because I wanted to get my suffering out of the way early

[empty patio]

I spend a lot of the time watching YouTube while playing a 30 minute round

[astral python]

screw that deck

[upper solstice]

Unseeded🙏🏼

[thin pilot]

hey man dont be dissing blakc deck like that

[opaque shard]

Black deck sucks

[thin pilot]

ok ok

now we lying

[astral python]

just for you I am doing this challenge now

[empty patio]

I beat black deck gold first try

[thin pilot]

god bless

[upper solstice]

Black deck is so over hated

[thin pilot]

thank u

over HATED

indeed

[digital tusk]

whats the strategy even for this challenge? it confuses me

[opaque shard]

I don't like to be money crippled

[upper solstice]

Straights

[empty patio]

Scale the bus

[upper solstice]

But not with the faces

[astral python]

Yeah, but the fun is it gives you double face cards and removes all Aces, 2s, and 3s

[upper solstice]

Basically scale the bus and slime all the face cards as quick as humanly possible

[upper solstice]

Thats the challenge part

[thin pilot]

Or just find some other jokers

and forget the bus

[upper solstice]

That too

Booo

[thin pilot]

:-)

[upper solstice]

Borring

[thin pilot]

true true

bus it is

[upper solstice]

We telling people to win with 3 whole joker slots🔥

[astral python]

you mean the fun part

[upper solstice]

One in the same i would say

[thin pilot]

can be done

i mean

[upper solstice]

Yea but

[thin pilot]

we won without any slots

right

[upper solstice]

Mimimimi

Thats true

[thin pilot]

[astral python]

realistically you can win this challenge without straights anyways, so I'm prolly just gonna go pairs and get a good xMult joker

[thin pilot]

u dont need those 2 jokers at all

so yea

idk out of all chall hardest one for me was golden needle that shi annoying af

[digital tusk]

im trying the kinfe one now, it seems annoying at the start but not too bad

[opaque shard]

Can I give a wild take

Cavendish might need a nerf

[thin pilot]

1/500

type nerf

[opaque shard]

Maybe x2 mult instead but Idk

[thin pilot]

then it will suck

[astral python]

I won that one first try today. I ended up getting an egg in the 2nd round and I got it up to like 57 value or something crazy before stabbing it, and I also had a Throwback so I just started skipping after that to build up xMult.

[opaque shard]

It pretty much outcasts almost every uncommon xmult and its a common

[astral python]

it was egg and gift box or w/e it's called

[opaque shard]

Granted you still need some other xmult jokers

[digital tusk]

i feel like some of the rarities need a rework

[thin pilot]

idk i just dont see the

nerf idea

for a singleplayer game u know

its not like ur playing ranked or smth

[rough bison]

well this is an interesting ante 1

[opaque shard]

Cavendish and photograph are the only common xmult jokers

[opaque shard]

I mean it's good to have a balanced game

[thin pilot]

baron run go

[thin pilot]

i guess

[rough bison]

one can hope,

[opaque shard]

Saying this about Balatro, which is already very balanced

[rough bison]

HOLY FUCK

[opaque shard]

But could be even better

[rough bison]

THE FIRST SHOP LOL

[thin pilot]

hell yeah

if u ruin this

..

[opaque shard]

I think hanging chad and maybe photograph should be uncommon

[thin pilot]

oh and plasma deck

niceee

[astral python]

tbf you do have to get a banana, have it go extinct, and then you only have a chance for Cavendish to show up. It's not as strong as Photochad, which is why it wasn't in a single one of the top 10 cards used lists we saw earlier.

[rough bison]

im going to BURY THIS RUN BY USING ECTO 5 TIMES

[opaque shard]

I guess

[thin pilot]

nah pls

hearing ecto

[upper solstice]

Guys i got a question

[thin pilot]

on a baron run

[upper solstice]

This is my freinds stats

[thin pilot]

HURTS

[upper solstice]

How

Do we have 200 perkeos

22 souls

[thin pilot]

wtf

[upper solstice]

Were actually pulling perkeos out of our booty

Like

[thin pilot]

cant be same guy

ot invis joker

but still

wayyy too many

[digital tusk]

idk about stone joker being an uncommon, i've never really seen anyone use it

[ionic urchin]

ITS OVER

[opaque shard]

It's total completed rounds

[opaque shard]

TO THE MOO-

Pluto.

[thin pilot]

would have been infin if u went plasma

:(

[astral python]

212 rounds on Perkeo, not 212 Perkeos

[opaque shard]

To Pluto.

[upper solstice]

Oh duh

We dont read

[digital tusk]

bestiee you bet ante 8 you won!!

[ionic urchin]

BOOOORIIIIIING

[thin pilot]

oh come on

plasma deck is da goat

[astral python]

just got Hologram in this ride the bus challenge, gg game is easy

[thin pilot]

first of the month

[astral python]

now to drown out the face cards

[upper solstice]

212 is still ridiculous for only 22 souls right

I'm not buggin

[upper solstice]

Goated refrence

[thin pilot]

how they pull up when i skip for rare joker

🙏

[astral python]

depends, Perkeo allows you to get to stupid high round counts if you manage to get x1.5 Mult planet cards

you could easily hit 212 pretty quick

[opaque shard]

Rare tag skip

[thin pilot]

hey i never skip BUT WHEN I DO

its always

ALWAYS

[upper solstice]

Don't diss my goat obelisk

[thin pilot]

Obelisk

nah he

straight up

[upper solstice]

Were tweaking now💔💔

[thin pilot]

obelisk be fighting against me not with me

bro plays for the blinds not for me '

[rough bison]

we might be fucked i literally couldnt find a scoring joker except banana

[upper solstice]

Load up on high cards then play everything else

[upper solstice]

You only need banana

Oh my god how does that happen

[opaque shard]

You see, the trick with obelisk is to get a specific hand high enough on the early antes and then start scaling obelisk

[thin pilot]

get dat red seal

[upper solstice]

Copy your Barron PLEASE

[rough bison]

its only gonna be multiplying starting at 1 it might not work

[upper solstice]

Hm

Someone do the math

[thin pilot]

i ahte obelisk. he can suck my cheeks

[rough bison]

do i play a high or a pair idk how plasma works lmao

[opaque shard]

I recommend playing it about 12 to 16 times

[astral python]

lmao ez challenge

[thin pilot]

8 ball more useful

[upper solstice]

Ridiculous statement

[thin pilot]

ok ok

i lied

[rough bison]

all i notice is when the chips and mult are similar it doesnt really get as much score idk how to describe

[upper solstice]

And the vagabond slander too

[glad oriole]

why is it a he

[opaque shard]

8 ball less useful than Jimbo

[upper solstice]

Vagabond is a goated early game skip

[thin pilot]

i mean

Obelisk

its obvi a man

[glad oriole]

it is a giant brick of stone

[rough bison]

im going for the high card or what

[upper solstice]

Give it a chance🙏🏼🙏🏼

[thin pilot]

big ah rock

[upper solstice]

Oh yea

Do the math

[opaque shard]

Vagabond essentially replaces your economy early on

[glad oriole]

are all rocks men

NO

[upper solstice]

Yoy got this

[thin pilot]

Rocks are men wdym

[rough bison]

dawg i failed that shit like 3 times

[upper solstice]

??😭

[upper solstice]

Calculators bro

[thin pilot]

i guess some rocks can be women

but Obelisk for sure a men

[glad oriole]

and why camt one of those be obelisk

[opaque shard]

Steven Universe is essentially rock women

[thin pilot]

Nah but think about it

[glad oriole]

or maybe it doesnt have a gender becaus eit isnt alive idk

[thin pilot]

Look at his presence

all high and mighty

[opaque shard]

All rocks are women

[thin pilot]

even tho he sucks

[glad oriole]

are you saying women cant be high and mighty

[thin pilot]

no thats not

god damn

[upper solstice]

Give him a chance💔💔💔💔

[royal zenith]

it does look vaguely phallic i suppose

[thin pilot]

fine....

[upper solstice]

Yk what

[rough bison]

calculator says it should barely score 3k it should be fine

[upper solstice]

Yea

[glad oriole]

obelisk is very good though

[uncut ember]

25 diamonds lol

[upper solstice]

I AM saying that

[glad oriole]

it is a rectangle wdym

[upper solstice]

Do sum

[glad oriole]

you suck then i guess

[royal zenith]

Use your imagination :P

[rough bison]

ok it was fine dw

never fret

or fear

[glad oriole]

i do

[thin pilot]

Obelisk does indeed

[upper solstice]

What was the final score

[thin pilot]

have some aura on him

or her

OR HER

[glad oriole]

dude

[upper solstice]

Them

[glad oriole]

just say it

[rough bison]

OH MY GOD CRAZY NEGATIVE TAG

[upper solstice]

??

[thin pilot]

wdym THEM

[glad oriole]

its an object

[thin pilot]

its only 1

[rough bison]

goated

[opaque shard]

There's already a joker that encourages you to play one hand a lot it's called supernova and it sucks

[upper solstice]

Yo I need this seed

[glad oriole]

oh boy

[thin pilot]

BOY

WHy cant it be OH GIRL

[astral python]

you shouldn't talk about Obelisk like that, it's mean

[rough bison]

ill post when i WIN

[glad oriole]

because im more into boys

[upper solstice]

Are you saying Mrs obelisk is an object?

[thin pilot]

fair enough

[upper solstice]

Wooooow

[thin pilot]

all im saying is

[opaque shard]

Smh objectifying women

[neon ferry]

hi balatro friends

[glad oriole]

im just respecting obelisk’s identity

[thin pilot]

obelisk has presence

and he looks like a man

thats it

[upper solstice]

Obelisk gives off that testosterone smell

[thin pilot]

nah BUT FR

[upper solstice]

😭

[glad oriole]

wth

[thin pilot]

he a gym bro

[astral python]

I just KNOW this is going to dupe Shortcut

[upper solstice]

Thats what I'm saying

[astral python]

will report back with my sadness

[thin pilot]

obelisk be hitting the gym daily

[upper solstice]

Guaranteed

[thin pilot]

he smells like creatine and dust

[opaque shard]

What do you tell me about the suit rock jokers

[glad oriole]

can women not do that

[opaque shard]

Are they men too

[upper solstice]

Hitting a different workout so it doesn't get reset

[thin pilot]

hahahahahahahahahah

😭

[upper solstice]

Not as good as sir obelisk can😼

[thin pilot]

what he said ^

[glad oriole]

woww

okay then

[shut wharf]

:з

[thin pilot]

This wild tho im saving this funny af

[glad oriole]

yea its funny

[thin pilot]

different workout 🙏

[upper solstice]

Also

Just saying

[glad oriole]

fr though for some reason calling obelisk he annoys me for sone reason

[thin pilot]

there we go

[glad oriole]

im sure this is concrete proof

[thin pilot]

EL obelisk

[opaque shard]

Spanish ain't the same s english silly

[thin pilot]

el is men i think

[upper solstice]

The Spanish gave it EL

[glad oriole]

el means the

[upper solstice]

Yea la is for girls

[thin pilot]

thats good ill give u that

[upper solstice]

So does la

[astral python]

lol it's so predictable, why would invis ever copy anything useful. I'm glad it died.

[thin pilot]

saving this as well

[upper solstice]

But when yoy speak about a women you use La

This is 8th grade knowledge come on guys

[opaque shard]

It is 100 chips Ig

[glad oriole]

yes but certain terms are gendered despite not even being people at all

like computadora

[upper solstice]

Mimimimi just count your losses

[warm pike]

la is for nouns that end with an a i thought

[upper solstice]

Shh

[opaque shard]

Why don't we ask the obelisk

[glad oriole]

it is for feminine words so yea

[upper solstice]

Thats a good idea

[thin pilot]

either way why cant we just let obelisk be a man

[warm pike]

el agua.

[astral python]

yeah but it lowered my xMult on stencil from x3 to x2

[rough bison]

this seed is so goated

[upper solstice]

Water is very feminine

Like

The avatar

[glad oriole]

is that correct

[thin pilot]

OH WHAT Now

even water is a women

hell nah

[astral python]

w/e Hologram is at x5

[glad oriole]

well there are some weird soecifics

[opaque shard]

Right

[warm pike]

it is in fact correct

[upper solstice]

In avatar the best water vender was a women

[glad oriole]

cool

so thats an exception

[daring dagger]

I call every joker that isn't canonically a she he because I grew up with that term being gender neutral

[opaque shard]

La licencia de conducir

[glad oriole]

wuh??

he being gender neutral is crazy

[upper solstice]

If the Spanish say it is

[thin pilot]

i thought usaid water is a women bruh

turns out rocks are women

now water as well

[daring dagger]

Country kid moment

[warm pike]

depends on the language

[upper solstice]

Bro

Your so not caught up

[opaque shard]

La roca

[glad oriole]

the language we’re speaking in

[daring dagger]

Anyway we should give obelisk a tuxedo I think

[pallid sapphire]

+100 chips 💔

[thin pilot]

so what do U want obelisk to be then

[glad oriole]

it

[thin pilot]

tf

wdym it

[warm pike]

okay but there are so many languages with different gender rulesets you cant tell me that he being gender neutal in one of them is surprising

[glad oriole]

it

[thin pilot]

it as in

[glad oriole]

its surprising in this language

[shy heart]

HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST

[daring dagger]

Then you can call it an it, simple

[thin pilot]

ok now we just being disrespectful 🙏

[glad oriole]

yes

[daring dagger]

We will call it what we want

[warm pike]

cool

[glad oriole]

obelisk is an it

[thin pilot]

it and obelisk in same sentence

cannot

be

a thing

[warm pike]

so thats an exception :^)

[glad oriole]

why not

[dire totem]

First I get stuck on orange stake and now gold stake ;-;

[daring dagger]

Literally me

[devout river]

why is wraith the most broken thing ever

[thin pilot]

ITs dont have this much presence

[devout river]

with credit card

[glad oriole]

they absolutely can

sorry it absolutely can

[thin pilot]

bro when i think of obelisk

[glad oriole]

begore you say anything

[thin pilot]

i think of Shaq

[shy heart]

GUYS #🎙・server-chat message

[glad oriole]

why

[daring dagger]

Bro still won't beat the allegations at this rate

[thin pilot]

dont make me say it

[spiral ridge]

Just won a run with the most scuffed ass setup

Obelisk Brainstorm Paredolia Hanging Chad & Photograph

[thin pilot]

🙏

[glad oriole]

please say it

[ancient harness]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[thin pilot]

Fine

[astral python]

pivoted off Stencil into a Supernova and won a challenge just for you

back to gold stakes I go

[thin pilot]

Obelisk = big and black, shaq = big and black

[thin pilot]

nice

[devout river]

hey question if you have multiple credit cards can you have $-40, -60, etc. debt

[thin pilot]

see it was fun right

[astral python]

You cannot

[glad oriole]

yes that is all shaq is

[opaque shard]

Yea

[daring dagger]

That is crazy work

[astral python]

Wait, can you?

[thin pilot]

maybe another one soon :-)

[astral python]

I tried it once and could not go past -20

[opaque shard]

It stacks

[thin pilot]

now what i said

[opaque shard]

Can you not

[thin pilot]

its accurate no?

[glad oriole]

tgats what the equals sign means

[opaque shard]

I vividly remember it being possible

[astral python]

Ah yeah apparently it does

[thin pilot]

well im not gonna make a whole list of their similarities

i jhust pointed out

the 2 main

[astral python]

though tbh unless they're negative idk what the point of multiple credit cards is

[glad oriole]

maybe because those are the only two similarities

[thin pilot]

nah list goes on

[opaque shard]

I do not recommend relying on credit card tho

[glad oriole]

please do tell

[thin pilot]

obelisk prolly funny in person

chill guy to hang around

[devout river]

let's go

[glad oriole]

obelisk is not a person

it cannot speak

[thin pilot]

well here we go again

its just a loop at this point

[glad oriole]

and thats speculation regardless so it doesnt count as a similarity

[daring dagger]

Yet

[opaque shard]

Let's just agree on something at this point

[thin pilot]

wait how do u know

[daring dagger]

Give it 3 years

[thin pilot]

obelisk cant speak

[opaque shard]

Uhhh seance is a girl

[thin pilot]

have YOU spoken to him

[glad oriole]

cuz i talked to IT

you wanna know what happened

[red hamlet]

obelisk:

[pallid sapphire]

What is happening

[glad oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[thin pilot]

ok thats mad disrespectful

[pallid sapphire]

People getting mad at assuming genders? 💔

[thin pilot]

thats a good one tho

[daring dagger]

Obelisk being misgendered or something idk

[thin pilot]

listen

all im saying

is u cant just

[glad oriole]

thank yiu

[pallid sapphire]

If you don't wanna call it a he, call it a she

[thin pilot]

come here

[opaque shard]

If obelisk could speak rn it would tell us all to shut the smurf up

Pardon my french

[thin pilot]

and start saying obelisk cannot be what he chooses to be

[astral python]

it?????

hell nah

[glad oriole]

your french is fine

[thin pilot]

he might be a rock

[pallid sapphire]

If obelisk could speak rn it would reset cause yall played the wrong hand

[thin pilot]

but he can choose his gender

[glad oriole]

it has no ability to choose because it doesnt have a conscience

[thin pilot]

oh hell nah

[glad oriole]

yiu’re just making shi ip

[thin pilot]

u did not

just say that

[red hamlet]

half the people in here aren't conscious and they actively make a choice to be annoying

[glad oriole]

true

[thin pilot]

true

[vital glade]

Lol the r/Balatro reddit is being flooded with hate because of its stance on AI

[glad oriole]

at least obelisk isnt annoying

[thin pilot]

right

[opaque shard]

I'm the bringer of chaod

[thin pilot]

he mad chill

[opaque shard]

Chaos

[thin pilot]

we agree on that

[opaque shard]

the clown...

[fallow ledge]

guys wish me luck ima do the blue stakes

[glad oriole]

i dont think its chill really

[opaque shard]

Good luck Todd

[glad oriole]

about as chill as any other inanimate object

[thin pilot]

why?

[red hamlet]

obelisk always on the brink of losing it

play the most played hand once, and it's all gone

reset

[opaque shard]

Hey are you eternal

[vital glade]

No fucking way. A fellow ouppy. :3

[thin pilot]

im gonna forgive u

[red hamlet]

[tulip fiber]

i like never look at this server, yall are funny

[thin pilot]

u will understand one day

how he feels

[glad oriole]

why do you need to

i know obelisk better than anyone

[astral python]

you insulted Obelisk

[thin pilot]

tf

[glad oriole]

we go way back

[thin pilot]

the hell u do

[pallid sapphire]

Leftoid reddit activity

[vital glade]

[thin pilot]

obelisk and me go way back

[glad oriole]

leftoid is wild

[thin pilot]

back in nam

[glad oriole]

i think we’re thinking of different obelisks

[vital glade]

Leftoid is wild. Everyone should hate AI

[red hamlet]

[vital glade]

Not just the left