🎙・server-chat

[limber moth]

oh wait the spectral card

the spectral card takes away one hand size during a blind so your default hand size is 8 using the card would make it go to 7

[fathom fjord]

Update: bloodstone did not work out long term

[solar portal]

it doesn't kill one of your joker the way that negative work is that negative joker dont count towards the joker total basically so if you have a negative joker you can have 6 instead of 5

it does reduce your hand size by one tho

the definition of a royal flush says cards above 10 i believe

[dawn canyon]

js imagine if i got ts earlier💔

btw its the challenge where every card is glass n u cant add cards

[wary finch]

Does fireplace get fed when the glass breaks?

I beat this challenge on the first try with a combination of blind luck and skipping every skippable blind

[north sage]

i have the game on mobile is it cross compatible or do i start over if i got it on pc

[dawn canyon]

nope but i had the one tha made me get a 1/4 chance to get a tarot card every booster pack so i used tha w blueprint

[wary finch]

See this is why I'm not buying it on my phone

[dawn canyon]

i sold it after i won

[north sage]

oh nooooo

[dawn canyon]

same this my first run on this challenge n i got hella lucky

[north sage]

bro i bought it cause i was gonna try it since i was travelling turned out to be a fucking banged i didnt even know how to play poker before never played it

but im learning poker hands playing this game

[wary finch]

That's what da Steam Deck is for babyyyyyyyyy

Steam Cloud approved

[red hamlet]

[wary finch]

https://tenor.com/view/g-man-half-life-gif-26268160

[north sage]

fuck i messed up i know a guy who has it on both he said he didnt even try to move progress just started over and hes fine

[wary finch]

You know what this means, don't you

https://tenor.com/view/dark-gif-20230476

[north sage]

is it time?

[wary finch]

You gotta unlock everything twice now

On both platforms

[north sage]

damn

as time goes the option seems more appealing

[wary finch]

This is one of the greatest games of all time so not a huge inconvenience

[north sage]

yeah

and i only use the first discard deck

i can just go on and unlock jokers

[wide crane]

I wanna get blueprint but I'm not sure what to sell (no discard build. Hand size is 10, ramen at X2, 4 hands and discards, red stake)

[chilly kernel]

tbh there should be an achievement for hitting five wheels without fails in a streak

[wide crane]

Final boss blind is btw

[final delta]

How does seeing double work?

[wide crane]

If your hand contains any card of any suit with a club, X2 mult

[red hamlet]

Has to play club + another suit, gets x2

Of you have a wild card, it can count for either

[final delta]

ahhhh okays i get u

[red hamlet]

So a 4 clubs + 1 wild flush would cpunt

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala :3

[wary finch]

Sell either of the first three tbh

[vernal plinth]

brute forcing amber acorn
(i have no idea where the hell blueprint is)

[wide crane]

I won :)

[vernal plinth]

thank god the polychrome glass queen finally come out of the deck

there's only 1 in the deck

[safe prism]

yall know if theres mods for balatro?

[wide crane]

Can someone make a mod where it just replaces the texture for diet cola with a can of Dr pepper

[vernal plinth]

anyway, i don't want to get near gold stake again for a while

[wide crane]

You got tips for orange stake ghost deck?

Hard stuck on it rn

[sudden fable]

lets adress the real deal: when is the game getting renamed to bartolo

[vernal plinth]

tips huh, dunno, i am not an expert, i literally just see how the run goes and if the seed is lucky the probability of me winning at least improve a bit

[scarlet sundial]

This is the real question

we need to rename balatro to bartolo

[silver current]

does anyone know how to submit an exploit to the dev?

[scarlet sundial]

We should make a formal petition to rename the game to bartolo

[vernal plinth]

exploit mm

[sand talon]

balala :3

[silver current]

exploit/bug

[scarlet sundial]

nah

bartolo

[sudden fable]

bartolo

[low sphinx]

bortoleto

[sand talon]

balala :3

[vernal plinth]

post it on #1200105253559873707 ?

[scarlet sundial]

the f2 driver

[sudden fable]

guts pfp user using :3 is crazy

bartolo

[scarlet sundial]

wait he got promoted to f1

or no

i don't rember

[sand talon]

this is puck :3

[scarlet sundial]

we need more bartolo

[sand talon]

i stole his fone :3

[sudden fable]

ok ok puck

balatro or bartolo

[sand talon]

balala :3

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[low sphinx]

not in that tractor he wont be (talking abt the sauber)

oops i replied to the wrong message but oh well

[red hamlet]

[scarlet sundial]

but when audi takes over

if they don't transfer him

he could just get a good car

[steady roost]

forbidden high card build

[slim junco]

would

[steady roost]

❓

[low sphinx]

dysfunctional circus

[red hamlet]

halo homo

[slim junco]

real

[steady roost]

dysfunctional circus

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/ekko-arcane-chad-league-of-legends-gif-5103514844172529980

[steady roost]

if anyone wants

[slim junco]

what's the setup

[red hamlet]

??????

didn't know it's chips o'clock

[steady roost]

ghost deck

wait

seed: 81X37SPT (ghost deck)

skip first blind and NOTHING ELSE, madness will be in a buffoon pack and ankh in the shop

then all the rest will be in shop, no reroll needed

and spectral packs

[slim junco]

crazy

[red hamlet]

mad, even

[slim junco]

tahnk you

[steady roost]

crazy? i was crazy once

[slim junco]

I was in a casino

full of buffons...

[steady roost]

a rubber casino

[red hamlet]

they put me in a room

a rubber rom

[slim junco]

buffoons make me crazy

[red hamlet]

a rubber rom with mario

[slim junco]

crazy?

[steady roost]

a rubber casino with 5 madness

[slim junco]

I was crazy once...

[red hamlet]

Puppy?

I was puppy once

Still am

[steady roost]

theres also an ecto somewhere

[red hamlet]

[steady roost]

you can choose to not use hex but eh

[slim junco]

why did they put a pentagon in my

help

[steady roost]

what

[slim junco]

owww uff tha t ouch

[brittle willow]

Rare I have a build make it past ante 12

[calm cipher]

can I ask for some run help?

[steady roost]

constellation

[brittle willow]

sure!

[slim junco]

what do you need?

[calm cipher]

do I take hack?? and if so what do I remove

srry for the awful pics in advance

[steady roost]

why take hack

[brittle willow]

deck?

[calm cipher]

abandoned

[slim junco]

you got so many 3's doesn't seem worth it

[brittle willow]

no show your deck

[steady roost]

you dont have any jokers to synergize

[brittle willow]

click on it

do you have a lot of 2-5s

[calm cipher]

a few

[brittle willow]

wait

that could be pretty good for scaling lucky cat

[low sphinx]

oml

[calm cipher]

that's what I'm thinking but idk what I need to remove

i could get rid of flash card but flush five is only lvl 8

[brittle willow]

replace tribe, blueprinted hack flush five with all lucky outscales it in one turn trust

wait

what is your mult on flush five

[steady roost]

tribe kinda poopoo

[calm cipher]

37

you kinda poopoo /jk

[brittle willow]

then replace tribe, yeah

if it's only 37 mult

[neat nymph]

that many lucky cards is diabolical

[sand talon]

just today morning someone did the exact same thing and posted it here

[steady roost]

i might know them

[sand talon]

OFCOURSE YOU FUCKING TAKE THE HACK WTF

COPY HACK WITH BLUEPRINT

[steady roost]

yeah

[neat nymph]

I quite literally just started the game like a week ago and I see this monstrosity 💀💀

[brittle willow]

blueprint hack should scale lucky cat extremely fast

[calm cipher]

i did dw

[brittle willow]

also if you get glass cards this can go pretty far into endless

[red hamlet]

If you grab glass joker, they won't break 🙂
(The joke is that glass joker needs glass cards to break to get more mult, but game is funny and will just decide no actually c:)

God I fucking hate rng

[calm cipher]

oh dear

[slim junco]

crazyyy stats

[neat nymph]

bro might be cook

DAMN

[broken fractal]

what the heck
Chicot what are you doing

is this a modded Joker

[slim junco]

Mhm? Wdym

[red hamlet]

It's a legendary lmfa

[neat nymph]

yeah fr

[broken fractal]

i'm

confused on why anyone would...

...uh

guh

[slim junco]

what's the issue with perkeo?

[broken fractal]

he looks

familiar

and...

[neat nymph]

yeah

[broken fractal]

not in the Perkeo way

[neat nymph]

WTH

[red hamlet]

i fucked up my stats testing stuff

[broken fractal]

CHICOT SWEEP

[slim junco]

higher res

[red hamlet]

on my actual profile

instead of my testing profile

[neat nymph]

782789 uses is crazy

[slim junco]

chicot sweeeeeeeeps

wrong gif

[red hamlet]

691 chicots on violet vessel btw

to get nane-inf

[slim junco]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1116389027675906110/1345861674778890363/makesweet-quhzp1.gif

[neat nymph]

Crazy

[slim junco]

Chicot kinda looks similar to perkeo, idk why tho

[broken fractal]

no need to hide behind the guise of another
Chicot, be yourself

💚

the red Legendary does what he does, and he does it well
can anyone really fault him for that, even if it's not as often useful to a deck

[lunar kiln]

insane

[sand talon]

never have i ever got a perkeo in my 3 months of gameplay

i got cursed of non perkeo run

[lunar kiln]

oh I had a perkeo on this run

I sold it because it was doing the least out of anything by far

and I needed space for blueprint

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

my honest reaction:

trying very hard not to crashout

[lunar kiln]

it was just giving a free jupiter per shop, which was much worse than the potential of a blueprint copying a chad that run

[red hamlet]

she's so pretty

[steady roost]

this mod literally shows bp and bs as a juggler and drunkard for me

[red hamlet]

then you probably installed it wrong or somee shit

[low sphinx]

cute

[sand talon]

wait...

you changed your name

[red hamlet]

yes i did

?

tyler still being weird

average tyler

[steady roost]

am i not supposed to drop it into the mods folder

[sand talon]

sorry i was hungry

[red hamlet]

unzipped, ye?

or is it still a zip file

[steady roost]

yeah unzipped

[red hamlet]

check the assets folder and make sure it still has the 1x and 2x files in there

[slim junco]

guys, should I change the placement of chicot?

[steady roost]

yeah the files are right there

[broken fractal]

put behind Oops! All 6s and you should be good

[slim junco]

this is so much better than coding, trust /j

[worldly cape]

I. LIKE. CHICOT.

[red hamlet]

chicotino

[worldly cape]

I APPRECIATE chicot.

[red hamlet]

chicot

[slim junco]

gahh

tommorow's school

[sour peak]

Smh I’ve been saying Cavalier instead of cavendish

[sour peak]

:(((

[slim junco]

:<

Not very cool

[weary palm]

is it me or jokerless is still easier than golden stake black deck?

I mean.. most of the time my gs black deck is jokerless... eternal rental superposition and eternal rental 8 ball

choose wisely

first pacl: dead or dead

[opaque shard]

Hiker gold sticker pog

Hiker carried my first win but I had to sell him cuz verdant leaf so I'm always happy to win with him

[weary palm]

how straight flush is used more than flush five....

[opaque shard]

How is straight flush used

Like at all

[weary palm]

on checkered deck

[opaque shard]

That makes sense

[red hamlet]

it's a straight that's flush

you either deckfix the fuck out of your deck so you have little cards of hte same suits
or you just play checkered

[spring goblet]

hi can someone help me?

[red hamlet]

probably

[spring goblet]

you telling me? or to bruh chan?

[red hamlet]

just ask bro

don't ask if you can ask

[spring goblet]

ok i cant beet the game im not very good and i need help with it

beat

[pastel hornet]

can you post your stats?

[spring goblet]

hwo? to get stats

[red hamlet]

options > stats

[short wedge]

i accidentally clicked reroll instead of next rounf and got this shit

[red hamlet]

what a taunt

[short wedge]

now i have no money and also not enough to get that blueprint

painful

[spring goblet]

on my phone thyere not this good

[pastel hornet]

can you show your vouchers?

under card stats

also your planets

[spring goblet]

i have almost nothing but i need to get i will get back in 1-2 hpurs but i will dm you and thanks

[pastel hornet]

In general just save money as much as possible: you don't have to spend in anti 1

try and gain $25 for interest

[mellow barn]

should i sell them, my favorite planet is mars

[pastel hornet]

get that observatory and start playing flushes ig

[mellow barn]

i have them already

[pastel hornet]

winning!

[mellow barn]

i only have 16 wins

its bad

[steep elm]

4th ever balatro win! spectral deck on red stake

[livid bone]

Btw is balatro background an actual image or is it just abstract

[steep elm]

i think its an image

i love balatro

[swift trellis]

how have i found literally every single legendary joker but not god damn glass joker

[lime pulsar]

I FUCKING DID IT

[spring goblet]

How to unlock that deck that gives you the thing that sas somerhing and doubles your money and thaanks @pastel hornet

[swift trellis]

what

[quasi crystal]

oops all sixes is the best joker in the game change my mind

[spring goblet]

How?

[lime pulsar]

Hmmm

[mellow barn]

observatory voucher

and perkeo

[spring goblet]

Ok

But i cant even beat the game )):;:: im sh1111111111t

[slim junco]

No you're NOT

STOP CALLING YOURSELF STUPID

[worldly basin]

we are all good!!

[fast nymph]

YEAH WHAT HE SAID

[worldly basin]

the rng is bad!

[slim junco]

exactly

[steep elm]

yeah!

[slim junco]

blame the casino

!!

[worldly basin]

fr

[fast nymph]

ITS ALL JIMBOS FAULT

[steep elm]

wish me luck! 100 marks chemisry exam

today

[slim junco]

Gl

[steep elm]

in 12 hours

[lofty stump]

why do peaple play high card? i only use it to discard cards

[fast nymph]

Gl uranus

[neon saddle]

can someone send that one pic with obelisk saying skill issue

[spring goblet]

Im

[fast nymph]

With the right jokers it gets you naneinf

[steep elm]

and with the right cards

[slim junco]

Nope

[steep elm]

if you have all steel cards

[fast nymph]

You’re NOT

[slim junco]

Balatro takes time

[pastel hornet]

try nebula deck out

[slim junco]

It's a tricky game

[slim junco]

high card you can play any time, and it scaled good into late game

[fast nymph]

Me when 7th ourple stake loss today

[slim junco]

Took me 3 weeks to beat my first gold stake run

like from first time playing to gold stake

it takes a while

[fast nymph]

Im a month in and i only have 18 wins😭

[pastel hornet]

Each loss is a lesson on each deck

sometimes its bs

but mostly a lesson

[fast nymph]

Yup
Like never skip that x4 throwback on accident

[pastel hornet]

i think my biggest war flashback moment was rerolling trhough the shop to find the mime and it was in the shop finally after searching for it and i accidently rerolled too fast

[fast nymph]

Nice FemJim pfp👍

[fast nymph]

I wouldve had x4 throwback but my mouse cursor was hovering on the next round button

And well.....

[pastel hornet]

I find misclicks much more common on mobile

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-death-gif-5432752624659374066

Oh MY LORD

[pastel hornet]

[red hamlet]

duality of ultrakill fans

the nerdies tgirl you've ever seen

or a cringe spammer

[pastel hornet]

thank you! it's one of my ocs

[fast nymph]

HEY
IM STILL KINDA STRAIGHT

[red hamlet]

hwat a senna game, lemme tell you

[fast nymph]

Dawg my internets slow mb😭

[fast nymph]

Whar

[red hamlet]

just palyed a league game

so peak

[fast nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-cat-thumbs-up-meme-stock-image-gif-27117830

[fast nymph]

Like the arcane game?!?!!

[red hamlet]

arcane fans 💔

[fast nymph]

Mb sowwy

Oh shit

[red hamlet]

unles you're like

[fast nymph]

Uhhhh

[red hamlet]

actually normal

[fast nymph]

Mb gang

[fast nymph]

Cool show
Still liked My Adventures with Superman more

[slim junco]

Is the update out?

[red hamlet]

cool show

but god fucking damn it, they fumbled season 2 so bad

[fast nymph]

Ik right

[pastel hornet]

don't tell me im not there yet

🙈

[red hamlet]

that's ok

[fast nymph]

Oi yaiyai
Its a common plague apparently

[red hamlet]

i'll let you experience the fucking disappointment first hand

🙂

[pastel hornet]

im ready

[red hamlet]

no you're not 🙂

[fast nymph]

I’ll forgive the show because Kara

[red hamlet]

I'll never forgive the show

i don't think i've ever seen such good character growth in season 1 be thrown out the window in season 2

[pastel hornet]

the pinicle of season 2 moments

[red hamlet]

It's like they forgot to include the character personalities and just had the looks

[pastel hornet]

Egads

[red hamlet]

Not to mention

[fast nymph]

Animation shows the second an opportunity to fumble their next season arises

[red hamlet]

Since that shitshow is now the main canon

[lofty stump]

which one is better idk what to pick

[red hamlet]

They already destroyed established characters

[pastel hornet]

"i'll never forgive this show..." I say, clicking "watch next ep"

[short wedge]

what do u have

[fast nymph]

Hiker if early game

[lofty stump]

yes early

[short wedge]

take hiker

[fast nymph]

Yeah hikers nice

[pastel hornet]

riff raff can be good for econ, but personally im a hiker fan

[fast nymph]

My beloved

[lofty stump]

is it good?

[short wedge]

very good when early

get all the planet cards

ALL OF THEM

[lofty stump]

ok

[fast nymph]

Very nice and helps with levelling up hands

[short wedge]

nom nom nom

[red hamlet]

Yuri 🏳️‍🌈

[slim junco]

this is what happens when you put them next to eachother

wait

FUCk

theyre in the wrong place

[fast nymph]

Awooga

[slim junco]

I'm not redoing it

[fast nymph]

Yaoi, more like

[slim junco]

they're both girls I think

it's in the lore, trust

[short wedge]

wrong positioning

blue goes to the left

[red hamlet]

That's baron mime

[red hamlet]

Left

Brainstorm goes to the right

[fast nymph]

So where’s the middle ground?

[short wedge]

i said that

[fast nymph]

Oops all 6’s x Gros michel
Abusive relationships fr🙏

[pastel hornet]

ZOO WEE MAMA

[fast nymph]

Four fingers moment

[slim junco]

wait this is the correct one

[pastel hornet]

i think you lied

[steady roost]

balatro yaoi is juggler x drunkard

[red hamlet]

Baron mime

[pastel hornet]

THIS IS INSANE

[short wedge]

i ship grabber and uranus

[fast nymph]

Hey you
Want a drink?
aggressive juggling

[pastel hornet]

[steady roost]

made for each other

[red hamlet]

Is better

[steady roost]

<3

[short wedge]

incompatible

[pastel hornet]

balatro yuri / yaoi was not on my balatro bingo card but im listening

[red hamlet]

Doomed yuri 💔

[fast nymph]

I Remember when this made the Balatro sub ban shipping jokers

[lofty stump]

i just beat the boss and the shop came up does this mean this voucher will reroll next shop?

[fast nymph]

Oops all 6’s x Bloodstone
Loving and caring relationship

[short wedge]

it will be there and only reset when boss blind has been defeated

[lofty stump]

so no?

[agile pawn]

one time i got blueprint and brainstorm in the same run
-# they were both perishable though

[fast nymph]

Orang stake curse

[short wedge]

you will still have it in the big blind shop if you dont buy it yet

[pastel hornet]

the fragil glass card vs the chad lucky card in the oops all 6s bloodstone lucky cat polycule

[lofty stump]

k

[honest void]

guys I'm broke asf 🙏🥀

[red hamlet]

glass joker x oops all 6s
serial killer x enabler

[steady roost]

hi

[pastel hornet]

now just get an ox ❤️

[honest void]

too late vro, lost to a big blind

embarrassing isn't it

[pastel hornet]

🧍

oh

well

[steady roost]

[mellow barn]

what do i do

[wary peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[fast nymph]

THROWBACK

[pastel hornet]

do you have hearts? no? throwback

[red hamlet]

throw it back babyy

[fast nymph]

My Beloved

[mellow barn]

ok

[honest void]

based on your run my guy

[wary peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[pastel hornet]

this aint real

[wary peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[rigid charm]

If you want the funny take bloodstone and make everything hearts and steel

[fast nymph]

I want gros michel to throw it back on me😋

[honest void]

that shits going "extinct!" vro 🥀

[lofty stump]

[pastel hornet]

we can rebuild him

[honest void]

Cavendish is too much, tried it yesterday

[fast nymph]

Eternal

[red hamlet]

they can still die

food jokers (except for egg) aren't compatible with eternal

[honest void]

when did balatro go the realism way

[fast nymph]

Cmon Thunk man just let him hop on me

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-mario-walking-in-rain-mario-sad-mario-walking-gif-7966847823215482947

[fast nymph]

As in
put him back together

[spare citrus]

I MNOW

[honest void]

if you got enough vouchers and upgraded your most used poker hand, you'll eventually win

[mellow barn]

sorry also???

[honest void]

doesn't seem like it in the image

[pastel hornet]

card sharp.....

[honest void]

black guy my favourite (I forgot his name)

[mellow barn]

ok

[quaint blaze]

Wait what’s the one on the right

[pastel hornet]

my precious card sharp

[fast nymph]

Card sharp

[fast nymph]

AYYYYY

[honest void]

retrigger each 2, 3, 4 and an ace (if I'm correct)

[red hamlet]

[quaint blaze]

Ok

[red hamlet]

2 3 4 5

not ace

[honest void]

yea that

[polar hill]

that last joker be like

[slim junco]

took me 8 years

[pastel hornet]

well, now I know

[slim junco]

also white raised fist

[polar hill]

stealing this

and gonna repost this in another server with no context

[slim junco]

Yess... YESSS

[slim junco]

ALL ACORDING TO MY PLAN

[fast nymph]

Confirmed by Thunk lmao

[pastel hornet]

i sent this image to my friend who knows nothing about balatro

[polar hill]

awesome

[slim junco]

Hell yeah

same

[pastel hornet]

this should be in the balatro hall of fame

[short wedge]

just won leaf without selling anything

[pastel hornet]

winning!

[short wedge]

but my seltzer died anyway lol

[fast nymph]

Lvl 317 ahh hand

[short wedge]

it took 2 hands

i just have 2 stencils and a fortune teller

[fast nymph]

What was the hand

[short wedge]

on black deck

[fast nymph]

Oooooh

[short wedge]

green stake

[final delta]

What do i sell for blueprint

[slim junco]

when will they add vc to Balatro

[pastel hornet]

depends

[honest void]

I mean like, I had the same situation where all heart cards are debuffed and still won (my main tactic was hearts)

[final delta]

on?

[fast nymph]

Do you have good econ rn

[short wedge]

idk

[steep elm]

get it? because they're perishables! i illegally own 5 properties

[pastel hornet]

econ, your deck, your card levels

[short wedge]

im only playing hearts rn and i dont even have a joker for it

[honest void]

prob burning joker

[final delta]

no to the moon is my only econ

[fast nymph]

Burning joker gotta go then

[steep elm]

braces: +3 mult for every played straight

[honest void]

this isn't the suggestion tab bud

[short wedge]

bestnana

[pastel hornet]

Extinct !

[steep elm]

so youre telling me theres a suggestion tab

[slim junco]

It seems today, that all you see, is blueprint x brainstorm in movies and gros michel extinctions on TV

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[velvet tinsel]

[mellow barn]

it was this

[short wedge]

:3

[pastel hornet]

this is so silly

[short wedge]

ik

but i beat the stake

barely got through ante 10 small blind with 1 (bad) hand

[mellow barn]

did anyone notice whats wrong

[slim junco]

thank you for the meme

[amber torrent]

me when i get exited about first skip on ghost deck being rare joker but its just vegabond 😭

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-so-raven-thief-insult-judging-how-dare-you-gif-15772226

[mellow barn]

thank you for the m- GET OUT

[amber torrent]

but 3x3 > 2x2x2?

wait

am i being stupid

or

[short wedge]

its 4x4x4

[slim junco]

I'm so hyped for le chromakopia tour

[amber torrent]

oh shit i wasent paying attention

myb

[worn gust]

ups all 6s is my worst enemy

[polar hill]

the one time where the probability joker is bad

I don't want my banana to be destroyed

[amber torrent]

oops all 6s + chad + suck and buskin for 1 singular fucking +20 multi hit holy shit

[slim junco]

I also found out the sweepstakes voucher makes your joker's sell price lower

which screwed me up with swashbuckler

[amber torrent]

well

[pallid sapphire]

yeah lol

Gotta be careful before heading for discount

[mellow barn]

3 fingers??? anyone notice???

[pallid sapphire]

It also gimps temperance

[amber torrent]

sell price of each joker is 1/2 the price u buy it in shop (rarity)

[slim junco]

anybody got joker ideas?

[red hamlet]

puppy joker

makes little barks sometimes

[slim junco]

This generation doens't value a lil puppy or cat boy anymore...

/j

[red hamlet]

brother

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-hands-up-shrug-whoops-kanye-hands-up-gif-17417878061156355858

[red hamlet]

like every other trans girl is a puppy girl

[slim junco]

Just downloaded Balatro today and I’m Alr addicted

[slim junco]

you're trans?

[red hamlet]

figured it would be obvious by

1. pronouns
2. my banner

lmfao

[slim junco]

Sorry, didn't know

[pastel hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-side-eye-staring-gif-24666090

[mossy pivot]

looking for some help with balatro save reloader mod if anyone would like to

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[pallid sapphire]

what is a puppy girl

[red hamlet]

girl but puppy

[pallid sapphire]

like a girl who likes puppies or a hybrid abomination

[pastel hornet]

they bark and steal your food when youre not looking

[red hamlet]

ekhem

i steal food when you're looking to

[pallid sapphire]

👲 🍽️

[red hamlet]

(also not a girl but sitl)

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-cute-aww-puppygirl-gif-20077252

[slim junco]

Just bought some oversized clothes n stuff, very awesome

[short wedge]

i just broke all my glass cards on ante 11 small blind o7

[slim junco]

r.i.p.

[pastel hornet]

[dapper dust]

okay... that's a start

literal first shop

[red hamlet]

yuri blueprint

holy

[pastel hornet]

seed

[short wedge]

im cooked

[slim junco]

give us your seed

[pastel hornet]

hand it over bub

[dapper dust]

not seeded - I'll tell you when I'm done

[red hamlet]

sell tarot so it goes to 5x5x5

[dapper dust]

it should tell you your seed in the run info menu

after opening the pack - that's a pretty nice start there

[short wedge]

it has +46 it'll be much weaker without it

[cursive trench]

Isnt that only on seeded runs?

[red hamlet]

what's your hand mult

[short wedge]

i cant even play a flush rn cus no discards left

[red hamlet]

what was your hand mult

[short wedge]

its on lvl 12

[dapper dust]

it is - I'm saying that the game should - it's annoying having to go "it's unseeded, I'll tell you after"

OMG

[pastel hornet]

i think they ment numbers

[dapper dust]

this seed...

[short wedge]

now im confused

[short wedge]

GIVE

[lusty rune]

doing normal runs after getting naneinf on plasma deck

I'm still worthy!

[red hamlet]

should've pumped planets

[short wedge]

200x26

[red hamlet]

3 more planets and you're chilling

[slim junco]

buh, have to go eep.. everybody have a great day/night!! much love :3

[short wedge]

yea

[steady roost]

..yeah i hope it is

[red hamlet]

i'm about to play more league and i'm hoping for a good adc again 🙏

[pastel hornet]

bye cat

[short wedge]

anyways... o7

[livid bone]

Can anyone explain the difference between server-chat and game-discussion

[red hamlet]

server chat gets off topic sometimes

game discussion is game only

no chit chat

[short wedge]

server chat is server chat and game discussin is idfk never was in there

[steady roost]

guh

[livid bone]

ok what's the difference betwee server-chat and offtopic then

[dapper dust]

damn it, it's getting hard to not win immediately, and keep upgrading things

2 2s and 2 5s just won straight off

[livid bone]

at least it isn't jimbo's big naturals....

[short wedge]

misprint more like hey miss

[red hamlet]

HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?

[steady roost]

uh

eternal egg

[red hamlet]

not rental

reset

[steady roost]

im on orange stake

[wary finch]

Now all you need is swashbuckler

[livid bone]

install jimbo's big naturals

[pastel hornet]

this is an interesting run so far

[red hamlet]

jimbo big

aight 1 balatro run

[wary finch]

Least interesting run of all time

Jk

Get those tarot cards

[pastel hornet]

having chips is really helpful ; im not really a fan of either of the ace jokers but when they work together it can get kinda neat for awhile

[sand talon]

You can just sell the fortune seller and get more score at this point

[steady roost]

yeah

[red hamlet]

he won't

[short wedge]

bro i alr lost

[red hamlet]

not with the planet levels he's at

[sand talon]

You didn't sell it that's why you lost

[red hamlet]

I KNEW IT

[sand talon]

Otherwise you could have went to ante 39

[sand talon]

Immediately goes to main menu

[red hamlet]

nah, 2 flushes beat it

and i went to next shop to rip a ouija and a cryptid
oops all 6s

[opaque shard]

Cerulean bell would be harder if it forced 2 cards to always be selected

[sand talon]

Real

Also why reroll joker became madness?

[red hamlet]

aight htat's enoug habaltro

[steady roost]

hmm

[red hamlet]

take it

so free

[steady roost]

now we just open planet packs right

thats now the rest of the game goes

[dapper dust]

@short wedge @cursive trench @slim junco @pastel hornet U8F9JAWZ

[solemn sand]

First time playing second game ever how does this look?

[steady roost]

superposition

great joker

[short wedge]

you have banana, so it's approved

[dapper dust]

@solemn sand like you need to learn about the print screen button

or, if it's a mac, cmnd-shift-3

[solemn sand]

I wasn’t going to the process of downloading it onto Xbox app and then bringing out it over here

[short wedge]

ig u skipped the first blind for this

[solemn sand]

Pretty decent cards I bet it gets so much crazier

[steady roost]

dude

[fossil cloak]

slel onyx

and pray

[solemn sand]

Also, why won’t it allow me to select tarot? I have zero

[steady roost]

i will pray

[short wedge]

nvm i still got one but not the one that u had

[opaque shard]

I felt like it

[steady roost]

uh

one dollar off is so painful

[steep elm]

how it feels seeing the acrobat clutch

[warm oar]

Just beat a run on red stake but didn’t get the unlock any fixes?

[solemn sand]

You look further in the game I have a question how do I open up my deck to get more taro because I am confused just started. Also sorry for solo you out for some reason.

[steady roost]

youre on controller right

[solemn sand]

Yea

[steady roost]

just go up with your joystick and into the consumable area

to use the tarot cards

if you dont have many you have to buy em from shop or arcana packs

[warm oar]

My game is not working

[solemn sand]

Yeah, but my problem is I don’t have room even though I have zero tarot cards

[steady roost]

uhh what

wdym

[solemn sand]

Well, for example, I have zero cards and I want to select the magician, but it won’t let me select the magician, even though I don’t have any tarot cards in my slots

[steady roost]

do you have enough money

[solemn sand]

Already bought the pack

It was an arcane one

[solemn sand]

Banana failed out against the fish

[lean jasper]

When is the big update coming out?

The content one

[short wedge]

@dapper dust that actaully is a pretty good seed (the negative is for money)

[echo olive]

This year presumably

But it’s allegedly a long ways out

[sour basin]

Holy shit I'm cracked

[warm oar]

(Didn’t unlock the deck)

Ik it’s under wellknow bugs but is there anyway to solve the problem?

[sour basin]

I think you have to beat a run on white or restart

Not sure tho

Never had this but I heard that those are the methods to fix unlocks and achievements

[warm oar]

Restart didn’t work but I’ll try the best on white it shouldn’t take that long

Yh

Ty*

[sour basin]

No problem

[spiral crest]

Finally beat my first gold stake run!!!

Run was so scuffed at the beginning too lol

[wary finch]

Thunk can take all the time he needs

I mean it, the game is infinitely replayable as it is

If the content update takes three years, so be it

[wary peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[agile pawn]

interesting build

ggs

[spiral crest]

It was scuffed

Lol

Hit the road was the only times mult Joker I found in that entire run

[agile pawn]

damn 😭

[turbid ermine]

Am i tripping or does the physical versions of the game come with some physical jokers

[agile pawn]

trying to play a straight against cerulean bell is pain

[short wedge]

now i wish that this wasnt seeded

[wary peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-theoretical-fake-dog-fake-ai-deep-fake-dog-gif-11985677374516977512

[dapper dust]

uhhuh

sure

<@&1133519078540185692> ^

everyone else: it'll be a scam, don't click it

[red hamlet]

so many mod pings

[mellow barn]

well he spams it

[distant vault]

and I still don’t have baron

[mellow barn]

crazy

[spiral ridge]

Negative splash is awesome lmao

Doesn't help since you don't have like Triboulet or anything but yk

[cunning hemlock]

When im rich..

Im gonna explode the earth

[dapper dust]

woah there Elon Musk

[cunning hemlock]

Elon doesent have the balls to do it

[spiral ridge]

Elon is already doing it but slowly

[cunning hemlock]

I will liberate humanity from endless suffering by imploding the core

[distant vault]

fuck

(also yes it’s seeded cuz the game hates me)

[sand talon]

I like your pfp

[dapper dust]

Omg - most realistic card ever!

[vapid crater]

almost funnier than the eternal egg

[red hamlet]

never as funny as rental eternal egg

[vapid crater]

thats even funnier

[dapper dust]

Eternal egg is at least useful for temperance and swashbuckler

[red hamlet]

the humble gift card

[dapper dust]

Hmm, I wonder if I should do something to get points

[elder nymph]

I got a hard crash from pokermon by just selling snowrunt lol

[wind lintel]

what happens if i remove all the cards from my deck

[red hamlet]

you die

[wind lintel]

dam

i was hoping something crazy would happen

[steel blade]

Real!

[solar portal]

"but you only have two consumable slots" MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

[red hamlet]

The humble voucher

[willow kite]

just wondering, doesnt hone and glow up vouchers (slightly) decreases chance for nat negative?

uhhh, ill take that as yes

[red hamlet]

but kinda?

i'm not sure exactly how hte math works out, but afaik the negatives are always gonna be negative

[solemn elm]

No

[red hamlet]

it only makes the non-negatives have an edition

cause seeds and shit

[willow kite]

so no, thanks

[red hamlet]

it's not like actually random and calculated at shop entry

[eternal nebula]

delete this

[willow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/damin-toell-get-out-gif-2960077830144535500

[red hamlet]

oh that's literally inflation fetish, damn

[eternal nebula]

somebody get the mods

[red hamlet]

moss

[willow kite]

that would be normal in mine friends server but HERE? (our humor is cooked)

[royal zenith]

idk, but i would guess maybe not at least going by the wiki

[bold notch]

i got naneinf why does it say my best hand is 185m? that was the highest i got from the last round i played

[red hamlet]

stat tracking is weird

[nocturne zealot]

hey i was told to come here for help for modding

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[nocturne zealot]

tyty

[unborn lance]

quite possibly the funniest run i've ever had

[mighty sluice]

Actually didn’t doo bar for once

[polar hill]

U still got a great set of Jokers tho ngl

[distant vault]

Too late dawg 💔 💔 💔 💔

I wanted to get naninf

[lavish zenith]

ananaba

[red hamlet]

Fren

[lavish zenith]

hello lynn !

i am an "unze" and i have come to destroy you

[primal grove]

yup

[lavish zenith]

anaba blast 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌

[red hamlet]

no 🥱

they're still 0.3%

[primal grove]

isn't there some weird "rarity weight" thingy going on or did I get gaslit again

[red hamlet]

probably got your ass gaslit

but if a joker spawns
if it was gonna be a negative, it's gonna be a negative
the same way the poly/foil/negative vouchers can't affect jokers with editions already

it only affects basic jokers

[lavish zenith]

anbanba

[red hamlet]

🗿 i'm having good league games, please don't

[lavish zenith]

i dont know why any mention of gros or cav makes my iq reach the double digits

[pliant abyss]

can someone help me set up mods please?:3

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[lavish zenith]

your ass is playing league. i have been sent to obliterate you

type 3 fun sort of game

[red hamlet]

i have good matches 🗿 stop

[lavish zenith]

AAA game. no forgiveness.

[red hamlet]

TRIPLE A

HAAAA

I WISH

riot is a small indie company, they don't have enough staff to make a good client or balance the game

[lavish zenith]

oh for real? i didnt know that

except

how small

[red hamlet]

they're owned by tencent

but they're indie

you gotta understand

[lavish zenith]

is it helldivers 2 small cuz i dont think helldivers 2 is indie either

[red hamlet]

small company, 4,000 employees

[lavish zenith]

that's not indie bestie

[red hamlet]

🙂 they laid off 530 people in jan 2024

[lavish zenith]

yeag thats not indie

[red hamlet]

no tey're indie

very smol

not enough peole to balance game

[lavish zenith]

holy fuck you're not even lying about 4,000 employees

[red hamlet]

or make good conent

(Their skin quality fell into the fucking abyss)

[lavish zenith]

my bestie in christ i really hope you're being sarcastic

the line between sarcasm and copium these days

[red hamlet]

you autistic as well?

[lavish zenith]

i am !

[red hamlet]

sick

yeah

i'm being sarcastic

[lavish zenith]

quite firmly on the spectrum yes

[red hamlet]

i fucking hate riot

[lavish zenith]

thank goodness

[red hamlet]

they act like an indie company

[lavish zenith]

"indie" should refer to a game made by a solo dev living in a hole who makes games in their spare time

[red hamlet]

They removed hextech chests (free loot drops) from the game because it was "unsustainable"

the 250 million dollar arcane show?
it was a loss, they made no profit from it

[lavish zenith]

bestie you are playing a type 3 fun game

[red hamlet]

but the free loot drops of dogshit skins was unsustainable

and they also backtracked it
they brought them back and gave us more

xdd

[red hamlet]

you got type 69 diabetes

[lavish zenith]

good heavens buy me dinner first before proposing 69

[red hamlet]

I'm taken 🗿

[lavish zenith]

its crazy that the only emoji we have for that emotion is 🗿

[stuck canyon]

Do we have any idea when the next update will come out/ if there’s another update to come out?

[red hamlet]

there's another update

at some point

[lavish zenith]

im poly. i DO want a cracker

[brazen phoenix]

2025 content update

[stuck canyon]

Understandably

[lavish zenith]

they're releasing a new update tomorrow

it nerfs odd todd from +31 chips to +29 chips

thats it

[brazen phoenix]

the third banana joker will be added

[lavish zenith]

abagabnaba

i gotta go take my hrt meds brb

[red hamlet]

😔

i'm still waiting for the vendor to restock so i can order

silly americans are buying it all up

holy shit

watching a compilation of clips from league streams
just saw the cleanest yone

[pastel river]

X30 multi, only attainable when cavendish breaks

[rocky ravine]

ngl im wondering if that would be balanced

[mighty sluice]

This a good run ?

[brazen phoenix]

i suggested the one million chips joker but that works too

[rocky ravine]

considering you won yes

[pastel river]

It is imo if you think about the chances of cavendish breaking is near hard to get

[rocky ravine]

yeah right

[red hamlet]

pretty aight run

[mighty sluice]

Blue joker is under rated imo

[rocky ravine]

like obv x30 mult isnt balanced

but for the fact that you have to hit a 1/1000

[pastel river]

You would need like 60 oops all 6 to just make it plausible

[brazen phoenix]

if cavendish breaks it should instantly just give you naninf for every hand

[red hamlet]

average lucky cat run

[brazen phoenix]

YES!!! i love lucky cat

lucky cat goes so crazy if you have retriggers

[red hamlet]

ok so no

[mighty sluice]

Omg

[red hamlet]

7 to make it 128/1000

[brazen phoenix]

it happened to me with 0 oops all 6

[red hamlet]

either way

some card after cavendish would be hilarious

[pastel river]

Oh I just gave a random number

[red hamlet]

each dice is a double

[pastel river]

Forgot it’s multiplicative

[lavish zenith]

are we discussing

abanba

[rough bison]

this game is my 13th reason istFG

[red hamlet]

ok so that's clearly your fault

[lavish zenith]

popped a perkeo

[red hamlet]

8 rounds and only blue joker for scoring

bro absolutely fumbled it

you're your own reason burh

[rough bison]

how do you think i copied the perkeo dumbass

[red hamlet]

Maybe you shouldnt' have done that?

[rough bison]

[red hamlet]

that's you ankhing the perkeo

[lavish zenith]

tbf i would have done the same

its a risk but if you can get the steam in time?

you've got a double perk run

dracula flow style percs

[red hamlet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

sick

[rough bison]

<@&1133519078540185692> he is very funny and joy

[lavish zenith]

gott im himmel theres penice

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-himmel-gif-11217322046133454148

?

[crystal prairie]

This is my first impression of this server

ahahah

[lavish zenith]

this usually doesnt happen dont worry

[civic ore]

what is that joker that adds mult when you have planet cards

[sour peak]

JUST GIVE ME A SUCCESSFUL RUN

[civic ore]

i forgot

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

[red hamlet]

constellation

[sour peak]

JUST GUVE ME A SUCCESSFUL RUN

[civic ore]

no not that one

in consumable slot

[sour peak]

I BEG IF THEE TO GIVE ME A SUCCESSFUL RUN

[red hamlet]

Observatory
it's a voucher

[civic ore]

oh