🎙・server-chat

[swift trellis]

oof

[red hamlet]

methink me good

wack skips lately

[final delta]

how tf r u so lucky

[red hamlet]

i'm literally resetting for skips to see if i can get a funny run going

[final delta]

That's valid asf

[lusty rune]

nah I found a DNA in the next shop and now my run is smooth cruising

HOLY CRAP NO

[swift trellis]

"oh man, i sure hope the jokers i get from the polychrome tag are good!"

the nefarious ride the bus and generic joker number 12 that nobody cares about:

[swift trellis]

oh nice

what build are you using?

[agile pawn]

game really wants me to play flushes

[final delta]

its a sign

[fluid dragon]

Where is the modded discussion?

[swift trellis]

this would make me fold immediately i love flushes too much already

should be #⚙・modding-general

[final delta]

SAME but I'm slowly becoming a high card person

[fluid dragon]

Thanks

[agile pawn]

yk what i'll listen and buy both just because

[lusty rune]

am I gonna find baron before I die?

[elfin briar]

how am i still alive 🙏

[elfin briar]

you should get photochad

[swift trellis]

why do the functions of your jokers show up at the bottom of them like that? is that a mod?

[lusty rune]

yeah photochad is gonna give me 10k mult

[elfin briar]

yes

[swift trellis]

ah

[deft wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323385211416875061/1348149357328994314/MedalTVBalatro20250308232301.mp4?ex=67ce696e&is=67cd17ee&hm=2a72fff184ec2c3069f0f3ec196b584c964fbc8785c10504299ef5dc55e32cc9&

[swift trellis]

makes sense

[red hamlet]

again? 🗿

[lusty rune]

112 chips and however much mult you get from burnt joker

scales pretty well

[final delta]

oh hell yeah

[swift trellis]

WHAT

[final delta]

u gotta do it

[uneven edge]

help how do I get out of this

[swift trellis]

uhhhhhh just win ig

[elfin briar]

photochad will carry

trust

[swift trellis]

its that easy 👍

[lusty rune]

about ready for antimatter or ectogasm now

[agile pawn]

eternal riff raff

[swift trellis]

judging by the mime being copied a ton this is a steel run?

[agile pawn]

yeah sure why not

[final delta]

what joker would u go for after ecto or anti

[swift trellis]

smh shoulda gone for the photochad

[uneven edge]

I DID

it failed me

[lusty rune]

baron

[final delta]

good choice

[lusty rune]

all my runs are steel runs atp

but no

[swift trellis]

thats so real

[lusty rune]

this is a gold run

[swift trellis]

all my runs are usually flush runs

[swift trellis]

im not sure i see that all too often

[lusty rune]

it was cooked from the start 😔

gotta find a strength in the sop

soup

[final delta]

real

[tough edge]

@turbid ermine Are you actually a satanist

[dreamy charm]

w discord members

[final delta]

good lord

[swift trellis]

thats like 25k members

waow

[blazing wing]

guys which one do i buy

[lusty rune]

15.43 members in the server

[final delta]

none

[elfin briar]

balatro

[swift trellis]

undertale

[red hamlet]

just play league of legends

the same ballsack on sandpaper gameplay

[blazing wing]

already have

[red hamlet]

but at least it can change

[final delta]

why

[swift trellis]

ratchet and clank rift apart

[blazing wing]

no that's for people who don't shower

sowwy

[sour peak]

Guys Im deadass getting addicted do I have a problem

[tough edge]

we all do

[lusty rune]

guys I'm cooked

[sour peak]

How?

[tough edge]

how

[blazing wing]

i'm gonna buy furry feet on steam then

[lusty rune]

temp isn't at 50

[blazing wing]

ty

[lusty rune]

I'm gonna lose

[sour peak]

Huh?

[tough edge]

insane

[swift trellis]

just throw away the whole run atp

[agile pawn]

interesting

[tough edge]

3/10 ragebait

[lusty rune]

fr fr

[swift trellis]

not a bad one

[lusty rune]

trash

[swift trellis]

acrobat has saved me more than i'd like to admit

[turbid ermine]

What’s it to you

[sour peak]

Im actually so proud of myself

[tough edge]

just why

[rigid holly]

god tier jokers nice work

[lusty rune]

get rid of the uh

first joker

[agile pawn]

real

[sour peak]

(I had the order wrong when it got shuffled, switch cavalier with baron)

[swift trellis]

nice!!

[lusty rune]

it'll give next to nothing

[red hamlet]

why not

[tough edge]

hold up

how do you know Jess

[sour peak]

It was actually putting in quite a bit of work

[tough edge]

@turbid ermine

[lusty rune]

do you not have any kings in your hand ever?

[tough edge]

are you one too

[red hamlet]

and why are you asking?

[sour peak]

Near the end I had quite a few of kings

[tough edge]

im just asking

[turbid ermine]

Old work friend

[red hamlet]

there's a reason

[tough edge]

thats insane

[rigid holly]

today for the first time i used burglar with brainstorm

[tough edge]

there isn’t lol

im agnostic I could care less

[rigid holly]

10 hands is crazy

[sour peak]

Tf does that mean

No hate

[tough edge]

don’t believe in anything

[sour peak]

Oh real

[red hamlet]

that's atheist

[tough edge]

o

[sour peak]

Synonym

[red hamlet]

agnostic means you don't believe or disbelieve

[lusty rune]

if you have more than 3 or so kings assuming high card is level 2 or 3 it'll only give like half your mult

[red hamlet]

you're kinda in the middle

[red hamlet]

VERY different

[tough edge]

oh yeah

Im that one yes

[lusty rune]

and if you have 5+ kings forget it

[sour peak]

Oh mb

[red hamlet]

theist - there's something there
atheist - there's nothign there
agnostic - i really do not fucking know cause it's basically impossible to prove

[tough edge]

what field

[tough edge]

thiest doesn’t sound like a real word

[turbid ermine]

Did I tell you

[tough edge]

tell me what

[lusty rune]

since that's not a plasma deck you should replace it with a chips joker

[turbid ermine]

Did I tell you?

[red hamlet]

well neither does intelectualist but here we are

[tough edge]

idk what you’re talking about mate

[sour peak]

It’s the word atheist is built off of

[turbid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[lusty rune]

I guess technically spaceman can count as both +chips and +mult but it's so much better than either

[tough edge]

so

[sour peak]

What does Plasma do? And how do I get it?

[red hamlet]

funny maths to your played hand

[sour peak]

Oh that’s fun

[tough edge]

intellectualist?

[red hamlet]

it adds chips and mult together, and then splits equally

math ends up looking like this

[tough edge]

is it 2 or one l

[sour peak]

So more chips = more gooder

[red hamlet]

a lvl 1 flush (10,8,7,6,4) scores 280 on a normal deck

plasma?
1,369

🙂

[lusty rune]

at earlier levels yes

[sour peak]

Oh hey I know what that means, thanks 6th grade

[turbid ermine]

Nah, not the cookie clicker math

[lusty rune]

at higher levels ignore chips

[sour peak]

Waow

[red hamlet]

but it's blind sizes are doubled

[turbid ermine]

I hate math but I’m good at it

[sour peak]

I’m learning so much about how to gamble my parent’s house away

[red hamlet]

only math i like is the one that makes me calculate how much CS i need to get next item

(i'm really bad at it)

[sour peak]

Ts

[turbid ermine]

I got addicted to slots for a bit, glad I was able to quit

But now I’m addicted to balatro

[red hamlet]

i love slots, they're pretty

[sour peak]

Also guys rate my previous build (I lost HARD)

[red hamlet]

weak

real shit

[lusty rune]

meh

guys

rate eternal egg

[red hamlet]

needs to be rental

then 10/10

[tough edge]

did u win big

[sour peak]

I fuckinf love Riff-Raff

[tough edge]

is there more

[red hamlet]

technically it's a 2d plane

[lusty rune]

who just 🏳️‍🌈 reacted me

[sour peak]

Christian=god of abraham
Jewish=god of Abraham
Muslim=god of Abraham

[tough edge]

what

[wise plaza]

athiest=you guys are weird

[sour peak]

Abraham is the father of all monotheistic (one god) religions

[turbid ermine]

Wow, haven’t heard that before

[sour peak]

Source?

[red hamlet]

🗿technically i believe in the more funky gods like odin and shit

[wise plaza]

myself

[red hamlet]

cause at least it explains why there's so much fucking war going on

[sour peak]

Now that’s fuckinf cool

[tough edge]

I drew Poseidon

[sour peak]

Can I see

[tough edge]

sure

[red hamlet]

I play Pot of Greed
It allows me to draw 2 more cards

[turbid ermine]

“MY SOURCE? I MADE IT FUCK UP!”

[sour peak]

No source = wrong

[tough edge]

ignore eyebrows

[lusty rune]

almost ready for ante 25+

[sour peak]

That’s cool

[tough edge]

the marker I used was too blotchy

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-senator-armstrong-revengeance-i-made-it-the-fuck-up-gif-25029602

[lusty rune]

Norse stiff?

not a typo

[sour peak]

What is a stiff

[red hamlet]

just kinda in general none of those i think abrahamic?

[wise plaza]

sources, press press ctrl+u

[lusty rune]

me

[red hamlet]

shit like zeus, odin, the funty eastern european ones

[sour peak]

Im not on Keyboard

[lusty rune]

ohhhh

[red hamlet]

it just toggles members list

[wise plaza]

in some browsers it brings the source code

[red hamlet]

💀 bro is on browser discord?

30+ for sure

[lusty rune]

I think they're saying everyone here is christain and thinks athiests are weird

[sour peak]

Which one

[wise plaza]

nope, sarcasim obviously, and well psat 30

[red hamlet]

figured

[wise plaza]

get off my lawn

[lusty rune]

what is bro circling

[sour peak]

Your adjectives

[lusty rune]

"get off my alwn"

[serene meadow]

Do I take it

[lusty rune]

get another hack

[sour peak]

Who is this man in the corner

[lusty rune]

hack it

[serene meadow]

Miniminuteman

[turbid ermine]

Holy shit Miniminuteman

[lusty rune]

minimimuteman

[red hamlet]

oh yeh

it's the conspiracy guy

[lusty rune]

DO WE ALL KNOW MINIMINUTEMAN HERE???

[red hamlet]

or anti conspiracy i guess

[serene meadow]

I will need to sell DNA

[lusty rune]

wtf

[turbid ermine]

We got a Googledebunker in the chat

[sour peak]

Oh that guy

[lusty rune]

I'm a googledebunker

[sour peak]

I knew him just not his name

[sour peak]

Gobbledegooker*

[tough edge]

I meant like I actually drew him

[lusty rune]

we're all googledebunkers 😭

[sour peak]

Gobbledegunkers*

[lusty rune]

nonono it's a reference to this guy who calls people "google debunkers"

googledebunkers

who was featured in like 4 of his videos

[sour peak]

No yeah I understand it’s a reference I’m just making a joke

[lusty rune]

you're ruining it I fear 💔

[sour peak]

oh I’m sorry 🥀

[uncut ember]

how do i use directors cut

btw

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/busy-work-laptop-dog-puppy-gif-16336122

leave a like and subscribe

[red hamlet]

when you exit shop it's on the left

before you enter a blind

[lusty rune]

on the blind select button

top left

[sour peak]

„I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY ARMY!“

[tough edge]

It’s an invincible reference

[red hamlet]

weak show

[sour peak]

I think they knows

[tough edge]

based response

[sour peak]

Why did you draw this 😭😭😭

[lusty rune]

bb card is carrying trust

[red hamlet]

mfw only uncommon is the fucking mime

lmfao

1.5x

[tough edge]

for TikTok

they begged me to

also the mark one

[red hamlet]

all the 3 followers, ye?

[sour peak]

Thats why ill never go there

[tough edge]

yeah

[lusty rune]

literally op

[tough edge]

rs

[sour peak]

That’s like, a whole 150% more or smthg

[red hamlet]

1 last league match before bed

[sour peak]

Too far gone I fear

[lusty rune]

app racism

[red hamlet]

my last one was like 8 hours ago

[uncut ember]

draft kek

[sour peak]

I thought that was Insta Reels

[sour peak]

Keep it that way please

And take a shower before bed

[lusty rune]

bro is app racist 💔

[red hamlet]

i'm good

[sour peak]

Ohhhh

[lusty rune]

wrong

you're evil

EVIL I SAY

[uncut ember]

senna kekw

[sour peak]

Chat what does this have to do with Latinclown

[red hamlet]

perforators theme upon ye, foul beast

[serene meadow]

😦

[lusty rune]

bro doesn't even

[serene meadow]

I couldn’t get a Sun card

[red hamlet]

ancient joker moment

[serene meadow]

I rerolled so many times

[sour peak]

I fuckin hate Ze Wasser

[lusty rune]

whatchu saving those copies for?

[red hamlet]

should've ripped the double tags on a negative skip

[sour peak]

Tf do some of these decks even do

[red hamlet]

hell yeah chat, let's go

[lethal owl]

another great run

[lusty rune]

I'm saved

[lethal owl]

3 to go

[uncut ember]

Bro bout to lock in senna and go 1/10 like the last 8 games of theirs..

[lusty rune]

trib was my last legendary
I got chicot like 6 times before it

[turbid ermine]

Balatro but it’s not balatro and I start sobbing

[lusty rune]

maybe perk thrice

I was perking out so hard

[lethal owl]

i just eyaculated when i saw the spectral card ¨the soul¨

[uncut ember]

Just use snipping tool to record ur screen..

[turbid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-you-what-what-did-you-do-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-gif-19389913

[lethal owl]

yes

[lethal owl]

thanks for the suggestion

[lusty rune]

OMG THE SAVE

[red hamlet]

i'm not the one that's supposed to get kills

[lethal owl]

w i l d

[red hamlet]

i'm just here to do some damage and shred their armor

[uncut ember]

As senna, you are lol

Literally if u mean that, u need a new champ

[red hamlet]

i'm bad at positioning so hte kills are better served on my adc

now if only my ADCs didn't Flash into enemy tower when it doesn't execute a minion for some reason

[carmine river]

LocalThunk should make a 13$ Joker that just sends you to Ante 14

[runic parrot]

whats better chat?

[uncut ember]

Defo dont think u should be giving suggestions till you get way better at league lul

[runic parrot]

like bruh

[carmine river]

DNA if your deck isn't fully built yet

[runic parrot]

17 hands can go serpent

[red hamlet]

???

i'm not giving league suggestions

[carmine river]

It's Ante 13 though so

Oh yeah and

Spill your seed all over me

[runic parrot]

dont worry

i will

pause

[carmine river]

Dw take your time

I prefer it take longer

Anyways my Balatro runs have been feeling a little

Errrrrr

[analog river]

just read the balatro timeline and it's wild that balatro is #1 on steam deck

[carmine river]

"Unlucky"

[lethal owl]

i go to another tab then i see this

[carmine river]

Like I got Negative Cartomancer

3 times

In a row

Negative Burnt Joker naturally too

And I lost

I'm cursed I swear

How do I appease the negative gods

[lethal owl]

play spectral

jk

dont

its good but theres better decks

[carmine river]

Yeah

Like my beloved Checkered Deck

So much glaze my keyboard joining in

[runic parrot]

nothing worse than being cursed to just straight blunder right?

[carmine river]

Jesus Christ

3k???

[runic parrot]

i can hit much higher score on that seed (N799P(S or 5)Z)

yeah

[carmine river]

Anything I should look out for?

[runic parrot]

can hit serpent almost everytime

[lusty rune]

I once got 1 mistake away from naneinf but I didn't get the seed

[runic parrot]

we'll get there

[carmine river]

No seed for me to suck up 💔

I'm not even close to Naninf yet

[sand talon]

dna all the way

[boreal niche]

I keep underestimating how ass square joker is

[carmine river]

I think my best run is Blueprint Trib Mime Steel Red Seal Holo Kings from spectralsearly on

[acoustic tendon]

Hey is there anyway to go back and sacrificing my legendary card to the ceremonial dagger??? Asking for a friend

[lusty rune]

this would have been higher if I made my copy jokers copy burglar 😔

[carmine river]

What else

Oh right

Sock and Buskin

[sand talon]

misprint on the end: "im doing my part"

[lusty rune]

here's my current build, I'll get the seed later

[sand talon]

what card you copying with dna?

[lusty rune]

should I replace bbc with bean or keep it for a higher chance of getting baron?

[lusty rune]

should be obvious

red seal steel aces

[sand talon]

STEEL ACES??

[runic parrot]

gotta wait for that baron for sure

[sand talon]

nice

[lusty rune]

fr fr

[runic parrot]

or at least make ti gold so u can roll

[boreal tide]

ong this game is rigged

i bottom draw everything everytime

[lusty rune]

actually cooked now tho

[boreal tide]

literally no way its not rigged

[sand talon]

the house always wins

[lusty rune]

I don't have baron

[boreal tide]

not when i go im like 9-1 against the casino

[lusty rune]

won't be able to score with that

[boreal tide]

fuc that reminds me i havent been to the casino in awhile

[frigid locust]

just 11 strengths away

[boreal tide]

anyways back to what i was saying

[frigid locust]

and a lot of times 11 strengths can be easier to get than 1 baron

[boreal tide]

ts actually rigged

i bottom draw

literally

[red hamlet]

way too drunk to paly league

[lusty rune]

fr fr

[boreal tide]

1 card left

in deck

and its the one i need

[lusty rune]

deck pics?

[frigid locust]

bro i think he was talking about his real life gambling experience

not the game

[lusty rune]

yeah I always bottom too dw

[boreal tide]

no im talking about the game

[frigid locust]

oh

[boreal tide]

im actually pos against the casino

i have better luck at the casino than i do balatro

[frigid locust]

thats funny

[boreal tide]

no

fuck balatro

[inland osprey]

Just did a stone build

[lusty rune]

rock hard

how hard did you get?

[inland osprey]

Yessir

I needa keep going but I got past ante 8

[frigid locust]

how do u get mult for stone builds again

marble hologram?

[inland osprey]

Idk I just play

[boreal tide]

bruh what

[inland osprey]

Marble polychrome is what I used on hex deck

[lusty rune]

high card levels from spaceman or burnt joker

[inland osprey]

I have burnt

[frigid locust]

''just play plasma'' oh yeah i forgot about that

[inland osprey]

I'm playing hex

[lusty rune]

I'm playing plasma rn

[boreal tide]

is that the one that averages them

i think i have that golded

that shit was so boring

[lusty rune]

ANRKFJAKDJF THE SUN OMG

[agile citrus]

Does anyone have the balatro font for download

[boreal tide]

checkered and plasma are straight brain degradation

[frigid locust]

why

[lusty rune]

I get plasma but checkered?

[boreal tide]

checkered is just flush spam

u can make

[agile citrus]

take invis

[boreal tide]

so many

easy builds with flush

[lusty rune]

ew why

[agile citrus]

so u can copy the bean

[frigid locust]

plasma is just chip + mult

[lusty rune]

good point

[frigid locust]

why is it brain degradation

[boreal tide]

its like mind numbingly easy

[agile citrus]

does anyone have the balala font

[frigid locust]

copy credit card

[lusty rune]

I love balala

[frigid locust]

dude what is balala

[lusty rune]

YOU'RE SO RIGHT

[frigid locust]

i see people saying it everywhere

wtf is balala

[lusty rune]

it's a ripoff balatro game

[boreal tide]

wait what happens if u copy credit card

[agile citrus]

balala

[frigid locust]

it exists?

[agile citrus]

anyway who has the font

[boreal tide]

can u go 40 in debt

[frigid locust]

where can i play it

[agile citrus]

for balatro

[lusty rune]

yeah

[agile citrus]

app store

[frigid locust]

yes. i saw a post

[boreal tide]

what do u guys think the hardest deck is

[dawn coral]

font name should be in the credits

[dawn coral]

black

[inland osprey]

Black

[boreal tide]

bro ong

ive been stuck on blue stake black for

like

a day

[dawn coral]

hands are too valuable in this economy

[boreal tide]

the start is so

hard

bro im missing a hand and a discard

[lusty rune]

okay rate the build
cc + cc + cc + cc + cc + ncc + ncc +ncc + ncc + ncc

[frigid locust]

i dont wanna say it thats racist

[boreal tide]

wtf am i supposed to do with 3 hands and 2 discards

[lusty rune]

my deck is the hardest

[frigid locust]

bro sold perkeo for another credit card

r/usernamechecksout

[dawn coral]

collect my vouchers

[lusty rune]

worth

[boreal tide]

thats rng

and

how am i supposed

to get vouchers

if im broke as shit

[sand talon]

what did you get from invis?

[lusty rune]

those who know

[frigid locust]

be lucky

[boreal tide]

trying to get any multi to not get fucked by 3 hands and 2 discards

[lusty rune]

idfk it's still at 0/2

I'm too busy talking to yall to actually play the game

[sand talon]

imagine getting credit card

[boreal tide]

bro i fucking love stuntman

stuntman highcard builds are the dream

[sand talon]

you need half joker

[boreal tide]

wait

what happens

if u have

0 hand size

[sand talon]

youll lose

instantly

[boreal tide]

like actually

[sand talon]

like actually

[lusty rune]

you have 0 cards in your hand and lose

I wonder

if people speedrun that

[sand talon]

bro play your game

i wanna see what invis gives you

[lusty rune]

fuck you

oh

fuck me

if you wanna know so bad why don't you play the seed for yourself

it's IDNFJGG727

[sand talon]

sorry i dont play seeded runs

[lusty rune]

loser

...

same

I just take screenshots of other peoples seeded runs

and lie to my friends saying they're mine

[sand talon]

what did the invis give you?

[lusty rune]

blueprint

[sand talon]

cap

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[lavish zenith]

joker concept:
long joker
common
add mult equal to the highest rank in played hand minus the lowest rank in played hand

[sand talon]

YOU REALLY DARED TO USE THE INVIS WHILE HAVING CREDIT CARD

mine would 1000% hit the credit card

[lusty rune]

you can call me scum

cus I

save scum

[sand talon]

ok scum

good play

[agile pawn]

triple stuntman? maybe?

[sand talon]

now build up redseal steel kings and wait for baron

[lusty rune]

triple stuntman 🔥🔥🔥

[sand talon]

ah yes -1 hand size

[lusty rune]

I might be a little too cooked to just wait for baron

I gotta dig

[agile pawn]

i'd go down to 1 hand size

[lusty rune]

found a trouby dooby so I'm replacing bean with it

[sand talon]

if only the deck is plasma 😭

[red hamlet]

byee bye chat

[lusty rune]

found a baron so I'm replacing trouby dooby with it

[red hamlet]

eepy puppy time

[lusty rune]

eepy puppy time!!

[lavish zenith]

goo night puppy !

[sand talon]

the what?

[lusty rune]

trouby dooby

[sand talon]

real

[lusty rune]

Troubadoob

[sand talon]

aight bet

[lusty rune]

now I just gotta reach ante 26 and get a plant + burglar

[sand talon]

serpent*

you domb

[lusty rune]

naH

nah

knowing my luck

[sand talon]

real

[lusty rune]

I'm gonna waste 300 bucks and get a plant

[random tendon]

bruh

[lusty rune]

buy it and hold onto it until you find smth better

or find a tag skip

voucher I mean

don't forget to hang a bunch of mans

[agile pawn]

omg this boss blind so hard :(

[lusty rune]

best build

ever

[rocky mortar]

PEAK

[lusty rune]

yall

[lavish zenith]

whats the joker you unlock by playing four 7 of clubs

[lusty rune]

I'm gonna get naneinf unseeded on gold stake

trust

[carmine river]

Oh my god

Cartomancer actually cursed me

Please leave me alone

This is the fourth run in a row now

[sand talon]

bro did it

[serene meadow]

What do I sell

Flash card is pretty high

[carmine river]

No clue what I'm looking at

[lusty rune]

depends on your build ig

[carmine river]

What's your build

[serene meadow]

I’m going for flush 5 2 of diamonds

[lusty rune]

why do you have so many negatives on your left

[carmine river]

I'd sell the uhhhh hack or something idk don't remember his name

[serene meadow]

Anaglyph plus negative tag

[lusty rune]

do they have lucky card?

[inner tiger]

Yea I died almost instantly lol

[carmine river]

You don't exactly get much from simple retriggers

[lusty rune]

I said on the left

be a good boy and move them to the right

[carmine river]

How in Christ's name

[lusty rune]

I'd say bbc

[serene meadow]

Yeah but if I find Idol I would need it. Also brainstorm already copies it and it’s useful for lucky cat scaling

[serene meadow]

Yes

[carmine river]

What about Baseball Card

[lusty rune]

probably sell bbc

[carmine river]

Yeah probably baseball

[serene meadow]

I suppose

[carmine river]

Also please don't call it bbc

You're putting me in heat

[lusty rune]

I'm referencing a British news station

[lusty rune]

you should probably turn on a fan or smth idk

[carmine river]

Sure bro

[carmine river]

Different kind of heat

Anyways

How do I appease Cartomancer

I'm actually scared for my Balatro runs' lives

[lusty rune]

get 3 or more at once

that usually works

why am I randomly bleeding in 3 spots at once

[lavish zenith]

bugs?

[lusty rune]

do bugs normally cause people to bleed?

[lavish zenith]

if they bite, yeah

[lusty rune]

but they're bugs..

[lavish zenith]

the balatro discord server is going to need more information about your condition to provide a medical diagnosis

[serene meadow]

Lmao

[lusty rune]

also why would they bite someone

[lavish zenith]

bugs bite people all the damned time

[lusty rune]

why would they bite me

that'd be like biting a random tree

[serene meadow]

Natural negative drivers license

[lusty rune]

in a forest

[lavish zenith]

bored

[lusty umbra]

hi chat

[lusty rune]

but I'm on my chair
not moving

[lavish zenith]

cursed drivers lisence that

hold on theres a lot of funny possibilities

[willow reef]

hey nerds

[lusty rune]

a while back my friend got natural negative blueprint and I think a natural negative baron on the same run

[lavish zenith]

if you're caught speeding and a cop takes your drivers lisence away but you dont have one they give you a negative drivers lisence

[willow reef]

thats not just luck thats plot armor

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-burnt-joker-burning-dog-flaming-dog-gumblemutt-gif-3300515006918001357

[lavish zenith]

negative drivers license makes it legal for you to drive a car but only above the speed limit

[quick moat]

I got natural negative brainstorm and normal blueprint in the same shop once

[willow reef]

and it has to be backwards

[lavish zenith]

holy fuck

[lavish zenith]

negative drivers license makes it legal for you to drive but only if you're driving backwards

[willow reef]

i once got natural negative photo in the shop

and in the buffoon pack was chad

[quick moat]

[lavish zenith]

i once got an eternal egg

[lusty umbra]

[lusty rune]

did you take it?

[willow reef]

havent we all

[lavish zenith]

i once had my first two tarot packs have souls in em

[willow reef]

fun fact here

its been about 4 months 18 days and 11 hours since my last triboulet

[serene meadow]

Should I sell something for invis

Obviously I would have to get rid of the negatives

I’d probably sell flash card idk

[flint copper]

Are you also teaching?

[lusty rune]

omg hex

[serene meadow]

It’s a YouTube video

[lusty rune]

oh crap I have blood all over my keyboard now

[flint copper]

You’re streaming???

[lusty rune]

not really

just my p o and k keys

[red hamlet]

[lusty rune]

and a little on l

[flint copper]

Respect

[lusty rune]

he's learning about algebra

like a nerd

[serene meadow]

OMG

[red hamlet]

Bye bye flash card

[red hamlet]

Scratch that so hard
Ouppy can't eep

[lusty rune]

so many negatives 😭

[lavish zenith]

aww

[lusty rune]

insomnia ouppy

[red hamlet]

Nocturnal if anything

Fucked up my sleep schedule enjoying league

[lusty rune]

I would never

smh

[red hamlet]

Yeah it really sucks

[lusty rune]

(I used to go to bed at 7 AM)

[red hamlet]

I need it fix it before tuesday

[serene meadow]

It is finished

This is the first time I’ve ever deck built this well

[red hamlet]

Monday I'm gonna hear back from the job I interviewed for

[kind aurora]

holy

[lusty rune]

yoooo fire

[lusty rune]

wanna see my deck rn

it's huge

[red hamlet]

You cannot be saying that bro

[lusty rune]

check it out

sorry for the unsolicited deck pic

[rigid charm]

Zamn

[lusty rune]

might die

this is a notoriously difficult stake

[random tendon]

a build that somehow works

[lusty rune]

was that a naturally negative 6th sense?

[rocky mortar]

Balatro :3

[red hamlet]

Imma just go watch invincible with my wife

Yall have fun gambling fake chips

[random tendon]

yes

and went for the voucher that goes down an ante

oh wait I didn't

anyways, BLUEPRINT

which should I sell

[serene meadow]

What negative jokers could improve this? I can only think of Showman

[red hamlet]

Chipster probably

[random tendon]

sixth sense is just chilling (potentially Killing off miscellaneous 6's)

[random tendon]

alright then

[lusty rune]

EYYYYYYYY

NOW GET 300 RED STEEL KINGS

[random tendon]

Queens*

[lusty rune]

writhing in pain on the floor rn

[lusty rune]

nah, replace it with baron

[random tendon]

For some reason this run will be a queen build

[random tendon]

hopefully

One could only seek for one

[lusty rune]

this is literally my build rn bro

wanna see the one I got yesterday?

here it is

or was

the splash and bbc carried

[random tendon]

ZAMN

[lusty rune]

how I feel rn

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-jujutsu-kaisen-ascending-gif-5657713710307592216

[random tendon]

Lol the voucher spam

[willow reef]

we running a circus with this run fellas

[lusty rune]

EYYYYY

[sick ridge]

[lusty rune]

rip the temperence value

[random tendon]

No hope in finding baron in this run

[serene meadow]

God I love the look of polychrome lucky cards

[random tendon]

Ig I'm sticking to metallic Queen build

[lusty rune]

from 50 to 44

[random tendon]

rip

[random tendon]

beautiful

AW MAN IF ONLY CERTIFICATE WASN'T ETERNAL

[lavish zenith]

what joker would you most want to have in real life

[lusty rune]

best spectral pack fr fr

[lavish zenith]

answer both in terms of effect and in terms of what it is

[random tendon]

the metal joker is at 4.6× btw

[random tendon]

hanging chad

imagine repeating something 2 times

[fallow ledge]

DUDE I DONT WANT SMEAR ANYMORE WHY WONT IT STOP

[random tendon]

smear build

[lavish zenith]

yeah but only the first thing you do every hand

what does a hand even mean

[random tendon]

so every morning

[lusty rune]

oop I forgot to count the negative credit card

[lavish zenith]

consider instead

mime

[random tendon]

mime is eh

[lavish zenith]

if you're holding a gun the gun fires two bullets

mr. bones would be very good too

[lusty rune]

what is bro talking about

[lavish zenith]

if you could have any joker in the game in real life which would you pick

[fluid dragon]

THATS HOW YOU GET INVIS???

[lusty rune]

have you considered
accepting the smear for who it is?

heheh

[fallow ledge]

no i lost the round after

pmo

[lusty rune]

deserved

[fluid dragon]

i thought it would be fun to do the 4 jokers unlock, but i didnt know it would be THAT

[lavish zenith]

faceless joker could actually be very good

in real life

[lusty rune]

omg

yall

wheel procced twice in a row

[lavish zenith]

a deck of playing cards has 12 face cards each and costs like two bucks

[lusty rune]

that's like

1/10000

[lavish zenith]

thats 20 dollars per deck of playing cards

1 in 16, higher chance if you've been doing a lot of wheel of fortune

[lusty rune]

pretty easy ig

[turbid ermine]

My favorite card…

-# T

[lusty rune]

I think I got mine from a triple madness run

[lusty rune]

T

[lavish zenith]

wait mail in rebate is even cooler

5$ for discarding a card of a specific rank

thats 20$ if you throw away a deck of playing cards

[fluid dragon]

i got lucky from a canio flussh build

[lusty rune]

niceeeee

[lavish zenith]

unlike faceless joker where you would have to sort through the decks to get the face cards for maximum value, mail in rebate triggers per discarded card

[lusty rune]

I'm so tempted

I'm on ante 19

[lavish zenith]

so its 20$ guaranteed for throwing away any deck of cards

[serene meadow]

Oh god

[lusty rune]

Oh god

[serene meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[fluid dragon]

LETS GOOO

my guy you should have sold the showman, that was risky

[lavish zenith]

midas mask might be better depending on what "play" means

like.

[fossil hollow]

Brainstorm, copy my showman

[lusty rune]

if it's played and scores

[lavish zenith]

if you play poker with a friend

does playing a hand with a face card mean its scored

and then do those cards turn into actual gold

[lusty rune]

if your friend scores it doesn't count

[serene meadow]

Thanks showman

[fluid dragon]

hehehehehe

[lusty rune]

I'd assume it's just paper with that sorta holographic stuff that makes it look gold

[random tendon]

this will barely survive ante 11

[lusty rune]

TURN DOWN THE VOLUME DEAR GOD

[fluid dragon]

AAAAAAAAUUUHHHH

MY EARS

[random tendon]

lol I'm shitting mb

[fluid dragon]

how does that help???

wwwow, im recooperated now

[lusty rune]

but seriously yall should I take ecto?

[random tendon]

yes

[fluid dragon]

ECTO BABYYYYY

[random tendon]

free will

[lusty rune]

I already have a fairly free naneinf

[drowsy minnow]

guys I can't get past the purple stake, I'm tryind to do it on yellow deck. Does anyone have any good tips?

[lusty rune]

and there's a chance I don't get bluestorm

[random tendon]

eh ecto

[willow reef]

i forgot the chad at home

[lusty rune]

keep playing until you get one of those free decks like triple eternal madness

[random tendon]

me taking ecto for the 4th time praying it takes one of my good jokers:

[random tendon]

yellow deck is my favorite, just get lucky I suppose

[lavish zenith]

TROUBADOR WOULD BE SO BAD TO HAVE IN REAL LIFE

YOUR HANDS ARE BIG AND THEY FALL OFF

[lusty rune]

troubadoob

[lusty rune]

wait until you see stuntman

[drowsy minnow]

I had a run that was going fine but then I forgot to read the boss and I died, skill issue I guess

[lavish zenith]

that's small hands but at least they dont fall off

[lusty rune]

I'm so broke

[lusty rune]

oh wait yeah nvm

4 fingers

[lavish zenith]

oops all 6s might be broken actually

4 fingers doesnt mean anything i dont think

[lusty rune]

it'd be nearly worthless

[lavish zenith]

you can create a heterosexual person using four playing cards

you can flush a toilet using four playing cards

[lavish zenith]

it would be good for gambling

[lusty rune]

where are the odds listed though

[lavish zenith]

oh but you would get a lot more diseases

[random tendon]

okay who should I sell guys

I really wanna get rid of certificate

[lusty rune]

you see your third card?

certificate?

[random tendon]

yeah, it's eternal

I hate this

[lusty rune]

okay but sell it

[random tendon]

bro what

[vagrant bane]

Maybe dna

Wait

[lavish zenith]

simply sell your eternal card

[lusty rune]

NO

NEVER

[random tendon]

DNA is saving me

[lusty rune]

exactlyyy

[vagrant bane]

Send deck

Pics

[lusty rune]

steel probably

[random tendon]

steel is at 10xmult holy

[vagrant bane]

Ngl sell blueprint

[random tendon]

lol

[lusty rune]

okay maybe

[random tendon]

the queen joker helps with the flat mult

[lusty rune]

stm

[lusty rune]

okay but if you make brain copy steel

[lavish zenith]

would an effect that creates a spectral card give you a spectral card that actually works in real life

[random tendon]

probably

[vagrant bane]

Blueprint is like 90% pick up in all balatro runs
Only time it isn't picked up

1. Jokerless run
2. Challenge run
3. You broke bitch

[lusty rune]

it gives you a card that doesn't exist

[lavish zenith]

what spectral and tarot cards would be good to have irl

[random tendon]

HERMIT

and cryptid

no debate

[lusty rune]

tarot cards

[lusty rune]

smash

[random tendon]

those 2 are S tiers to have irl

[vagrant bane]

Imo we should tierlist balatro jokers but they are based on "usage" instead of personal viability.

[lusty rune]

hanged man 😳

[random tendon]

ig that would work, the problem is that it's not a baron build

[lusty rune]

make it also copy dna

so 2.25x + the 10x

[lavish zenith]

wraith giving you a rare joker but setting your money to $0 irl

[random tendon]

yeah but it's random

it could give you DNA (op) but it could give you something like the family

[lusty rune]

money includes debt

[lavish zenith]

do you think that riff-raff would give you playing card jokers or would it give you actual human being jokers

[lusty rune]

and you keep stuff like your house and food

[random tendon]

people will take advantage of that

[lusty rune]

it gives you a friend every time you play poker

[shy heart]

ankh my beloved

[lusty rune]

that's actually a creative retexture for misprint

[lavish zenith]

i still think mime might be kind of cracked

for irl usage

[lusty rune]

wdym

[lavish zenith]

you hold a gun and it fires two bullets

[red hamlet]

Do those old investments

[lusty rune]

it's all card held in hand abilities

[red hamlet]

With the paper

Hold it in hand

Double investment

[lusty rune]

ohhhh

good point

[lavish zenith]

lynn what joker from balatro would you most want to have irl

[lusty rune]

To the moon

[lavish zenith]

so far i still think mail in rebate is the best option

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Roulette Revolver: 1/6 chance to destroy a random Card that was discarded.

[red hamlet]

Baron

I want a sugar daddy

[lusty rune]

I currently don't have any debt because I'm a minor

[lavish zenith]

same

[lusty rune]

I can be your sugar daddy /j

[vagrant bane]

Jimbo is my sugar daddy

He gives me dopamine

[lavish zenith]

what does x1.5 mult even mean though

[vagrant bane]

And crack

[lavish zenith]

in real life

[vagrant bane]

50%

[red hamlet]

You're 15. Kindly, do not hit on me jokingly.

[lusty rune]

yall were right

[vagrant bane]

1.5x is 50% boost

[lavish zenith]

no like what would having a 50% boost to mult mean in real life

[vagrant bane]

Yo sick debit card

[lusty rune]

straight carried my run

I got so much temperence value out of it

[vagrant bane]

Debit card is crazy when negative

It's like herm

[lusty rune]

Understood

[vagrant bane]

But like

[rocky mortar]

Balatro :3

[vagrant bane]

Ifbyou listened to likin park

[lavish zenith]

hey lynn you're not a minor right

[lavish zenith]

i have also determined that troubadour would be the worst joker to have irl

[serene meadow]

This is a very good seed for deck building if anyone wants to try it

[lavish zenith]

your hands are big and one of them falls off every round

[forest prism]

is balatro multiplayer available on mobile

[lusty rune]

what if you don't have any hands

do you lose your feet

[red hamlet]

As far as I know, no

[lusty rune]

wdym as far as you know

[vagrant bane]

There should be a balatro mod that turns the entire game into a horror game.

Agree?

[lusty rune]

fnatro

[red hamlet]

Unless my mom lied to me, I'm 24

[lusty rune]

she did

[lavish zenith]

the legends say that i am 21 years old

[red hamlet]

The league of them?

[lavish zenith]

heck no !

[shy heart]

this is agony

[red hamlet]

Boykissor

[lusty rune]

My birth has been prophesized to be 15 years ago

[vagrant bane]

What if there was a balatro skinpack that turned every card/joker/planet card/spec card into an 2 of Clubs

[lavish zenith]

what is the worst playing card in balatro

[lusty rune]

I'd love that

[agile pawn]

ankh and invis my beloved

[lavish zenith]

is it the 7 of clubs

[lusty rune]

yeah

nothing buffs 7s

to my knowledge

[red hamlet]

Odd todd

[lusty rune]

fuck you

uh

[lavish zenith]

there should be a joker named one-mod-three boyardee

[lusty rune]

okay 8 of clubes

[lavish zenith]

to compliment odd todd and even steven

[lusty rune]

clubes B)

[vagrant bane]

711 slurpee: gives 7 3x mult for 3 antes