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it took 48 soul cards only 1 left to unlock
I have been playing this game NONSTOP for the past week, but i just cant beat it.
What have you been doing to try to win
Also what deck
my first win was on green deck
im on a spare trousers two pair run rn
Photomime baro-Chad? Idek what to do with this
Keep photochad for now cause that'll carry hard
Then when you build your deck to steel kings on around Ante 9 or so sell them and grind that sweet sweet endless
Preferably sell them when you find a replacement (Chad is first to go)
Yellow deck, I dont really have any sort of strategy
The plant incoming
๐ค you could risk it all
Iโm going for unlocking vouchers which is why I am playing Anaglyph
I tried yellow deck and for some reason itโs somewhat hard
I got my 1st on Blue
I just play for flushes
cause there's the megachad risk it all
dump dna, skip for negative tag and hope your copies of hack, ancient, bp/bs
or multiple invis
my spare trousers is +88 lol
gigapants
i assume 5oak is your highest lvl
but man, huge deck
impressive
but you're probably reaching the limit of that build soon
ideally you would thin out your deck asap so it's only 2s and swap ancient for idol
i
face cards :3
soft locked here! 
try using the planet card
didnt change anything
When you do finally use those double tag, you gotta show us
I think my first win was also a spare trousers build
fear me face cards 
any JD vance balatro edits out there anybody know?
Plant incoming
happened to me as well

?????
no cause frankly, he doesn't deserve any more attention than he already has
face card are my hero
mine is the plant
or the needle
plant is cool cause it's just a big blind
and needle is cool cause it's just a small blind
nobody asked im just looking for a meme ๐ซ
me personally I like the needle fast and easy
if we're talking final boss blinds I love violet vessel
it only appears ones a run? I've never noticed
no like
each ante has a base blind size
small blind is 1x
big blind is 1.5x
and bosses are 2x
except for wall that is 4x
violet vessel that is 6x
and needle, that is 1x
neelde is equal to small blind in score requirements
ohhh so like it's multiplied by that much?
ye
ahhh okay
Ahhh okay is that why endless scaling is so fast lol
nah, endless just goes yeet
base/green/purple
i love how stupidly fast it scales
and e numbers are hilarious
its fun but when ur struggling it's hell lmfao
especially when u hit e on like 200k reguirment
and then you get hit with a reality check that you're missing 5 whole zeroes
and then ur mega run ends
so peak
we love mood swing games
Just started a while a go
gg
2 wee jokers is that?
doesn't wee joker need u to have like deck full of 2s
wwwww
have any of u played the 52 10s seed
its a shame it doesn't work on plasma lmfao
Serial killer mindset
going out in the funniest way possible
i can hear the lightning bolt
holy shit ||im on ante 8 btw||
real
2nd win right after the first lol
Weighted Dice
Uncommon
All listed probabilities will display in red if they will not succeed and green if they will succeed
mfw they don't get calculated until you hit play
god i'm bored
well it's either troubie or mistah misprint
also remember ot copy mr Perkeo whenever you exit shop
and dna for first hand
yes
yes
play balatro
i mean, antes dying on the dna hand now
ok but what if instead i asked you to 1v1 me on the howling abyss 
๐จ
is not gonna be funny when boss ante disables face cards
if I got this a little earlier I'd probably have taken it but it's a little late now huh
get big cash money man and save up for a rettycon/director's cut
or just play the ace xdd
and copy license when that happens
also obviously grab a baron/mime when they show up
what's howling abyss
retcon/directors cut isn't really a choice
where boys become men
(it's a league map, it's where the all random champs gamemode takes place and where people 1v1)
basically just 1 lane, instead of 3
ah, so just like glass joker
I don't even have league so
hey what's that second joker?
mod name ๐ค
its not finished yet
๐
oh to play balatro with mods ๐
idk how to mod on mac
ITS A TEXTURE PACK 
i want to mod just for more speed
I KNOW IM ON ABOUT IN GENERAL
theres no workshop on steam though
also it's the same as pc afaik
afaik?
as far as i know
#โใปmodding-general < lovely people in tehre can help you
(from the mod injector and the descriptor)
who uses that abbrevation 
no
or 12
๐ฟ
bros a mod in disguise
have fun
๐ฟ it got uploaded to urban dictionary in fucking 2003
what server, zoomer central?
okay?
do you at least know what iirc means
i spammed tf out of that in my essays
me apparently
did you get a D?
how the fuck di you get an A+ while putting "i think that's correct" in an abbreviation form into your fuckin' essays
was it an opinion essay?
what
its if i remember correctly
tf is ittc
tf i even sell
why ur pluto so majestic
perkeo
whats that
๐ BYE BYE LICENSE
this queer lad
what he be doin
copies a random consumeable from your consumeables slots and makes it negative
in this case a pluto
negative = ?
thing is, i reckon licence is the worst of the bunch, but the x3 applies after the steel/seal/baron scalling and it would be another x3 on top by bp and another by brain
ig i just really have to drop it
if dna wasnt negative i would sell it already
it's however not worth to lose +2 hand size
ik
those 2 on their own give you a 5x
how do i get perkeo
11x with baronitas
insane
and then it's random which one of the 5 you get (unless it's gold stake)
i mean, baron is just better than licence
with that reasoning i just can get licence out
its crazy how im 60 hours in and still know 0 techs about this game
so much depth
for a based card game
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baron moment
๐ฟ ok but to be fair, you should've figured out they go from left to right
aaaaaaaa do i even try to use this?=
no ๐ฟ
only card i could sell for perkeo is mime
i didnt pay attention to it
mime is uncommon
yea
my brain when i play balatro is just
ideally
flush flush flush..
you get a cryptid from shop
and copy it with perky
i assume your hand size is still 8?
me or the other dude
the other dude
o ok
hand size is 9+ troub so 11
oh right dna
you will get negative baron and then mime next shop reroll
ooOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOoo
already has a baron
I love jimbo heโs so cute
and now showmie
DOUBLE BARON
unimaginable cuteness
whats ur build fam
you'll need at least 88 kings in hand for naneinf
assuming you get more copy jokers
otehrwise it's more
either way that's 40+ cryptid copies
u only need 44 cryptids?
or doing hand size shenanigans
i keep trying to make my deck all kings in case i get The Idol and it basically becomes triboulet, should i stop duping death cards and let perkeo focus on plutos?
are you the friend thatโs a little too woke the girl was talking about
arent u doing baron mime?
asking cause i dont have the first part of observatory
pekeo
is literally triboulet if i make all my deck the same card
no appeal! no appeal!
I hate the idol
9 in hand originally, 1 to play so 8
80 kings left so 40 cryptids
more if he doesn't get more copy jokers to trigger baron more often
?
sure, whatever
baron mime feels like it dumpsters any idol build
so ut telling me I didn't need 250 copy's of cryptid
it's also not gonna get you naneinf and is actually weaksauce
yea
if you only got like 1 baron and 1 mime, yes you do lmfao
the strength of baron mime is in the fact that it procs on cards held in your hand, not the cards you play
the latter is always limited to 5
idk, im hoping for mime, i was preparing for anything i get
chat are we going to ante 8 with this ๐๐
you need 4 copy jokers + baron mime so that 88 kings hits naneinf (44 on plasma)
if you odn't have 4 copy jokers, you need far more kings
.5x less than idol means nothing if you get even like 2 bean hits if u go that way
you should do a funny and rip a spectral pack for wraith to get out of debt
you guys reckon i stop duping deaths and focus on pluto?
idk man
which one is pluto
i never did a perkeo naneinf run
high card
at this stage, leveling hand doesn't help that much
i dont need no perkeo
it falls off really quickly
well I kinds of went a bit extreme
deaths will let you get rid of the rest of the non-steelred cards
observatory would give me x1.5mult for each pluto (im nowhere near getting it cause i need previous voucher)
and also serpent but i only needed serpent sometime past ante24
not observatory
what ante are you on
i meant the tier 2 voucher
banana card deleting after 1 turn x.x
that then
good luck
tasty
smh too expensive not taking it
i keep mixing them up
rn ur full baron no mime right?
yea
idk if gold king with red seal
is gonna do it
ideally u get mime with copy jokers and shift to gold cards for a while
for money
steel with red seal (most of them are foiled also)
no money printing schemes
yea
u guys done the gold face cards + all cards are face cards yet? fun
i have
slowly seeing all the deck to gold
have u done that with vampire
so uhm i just won on gold stake for the first time

which is vampire
ah
gains .1x mult for every enhanced card then removes the enhancement
i reckon i drop pluto and death for this now
thats so op what
so you can set it up so that your deck is gold
and then you use vampire and put midas mask after vampire
so it removes the gold, gains .1x mult
ima do that on yellow deck
and then gets the gold back
makeshift mime in the making
i pray u get mime soon
this any good?
its not bad
ngl, i hope mime appears in an ante or 2 later
cause rn i gotta dupe death again
does it add chips to every other card?
i use for a bit and see if it stacks up
it adds chips to its own trigger
+3
but on each trigger of each 2 played gets the chips
fellas
popcorn gold sticker yipeeee
anyone wanna walk me through a run
i reckon is not about it being worth, i just cant take it, can i?
take it
maybe the glorious mime will show
I love this game so much
i mean, perkeo is still a free joker slot for when i find mime
true
time to get like 20-30 of one suit
u going for naneif?
no clue
2 rares after small blind tf
to have a slight chance for nanEinf i need more base mult from somewhere and mime
wht a stupid run lmfoa
what's ur deck lile
what if troubadour was a little creature and instead of giving hand size he gave paw size,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

trying to get more poly steel red seal
i duped too many foiled red seal steel
i should inmolate a hand with no poly kings
i mean is polychrome really that important though
how do you guys do this
luck and too many hours
how
this run is utterly strong
now that's a goated deck mime and Baron would be goated
winchamp
there's a variety of ways to get to this point
econ management usually
luck
yeahg
and good eco
since it's what enables you to do it
a lot of DNA, hangman, and death
and cryptids if you're on ghost deck
maybe even an early immolate or two
ecology
yep
i got perkeo ultra early (like ante 2) and just after it a negative dna from shop
ah yes the balatro food chain
do i have to unlock perkeo
no
madness kills dagger obvs
just from a soul card
spectral?
is from soul tarot/spectral pack
0.3% from a spectral or tarot
yeah
but yes, its' a spectral card
now need midas mask with golden ticket lmao
mfw only 4 hand size
i took a ouija and 3 ectos 
Ay high card is all u need
sorry 2 ectos
the psychic:
i used the complenetary probability method to check my rate and its a 16.5% over 60 hours
lucky me, didn't run into it
im so cooked bro
God I wanna do another observatory run again
eventually you will
its fun watching the number
no cause i already beat ante 8 ๐
doesn't mean that it's not gonna appear
i mean.............. it's a 50/50 chance, you either get it or you dont smh
It does because that run has ended ๐
LOL
based answer
top 10 most overused jokes challenge ๐ฅ
ngl, without mime im stuck on e13
i really cannot care about endless anymore ngl
nowhere near naneinf lmao
90 hours and my best run was a triple trib
i can't get past ante 11
kinda just don't really care about it
good seed
let alone 10 mil
git gud
ante 11 really is the high score filter
hello guys I'm kinda new to balatro, how do I unlock the lightning banana?
it's literally the wall but an ante instead of a blind
someone explain this to me, i dont get it
I've only seen the normal banana in shops
and then e300
u need to get the normal one then it dies then the other one will appear
someone correct me if im wrong
what
Left side, shows you the hand you're about to discard
it'll level that up
buy gros michel
have it kill itself
now cavendish can appear
if u discard a poker hand it levels it up
you have to sacrifice 2 vigintillion gros michels to madness then it has a 1/1.9e15 chance of appearing in the shop
cavendish can't appear with a gros michel sewer moment
do i take glut joker here
that shit is busted
oh thats op
example, i pick flush and discard it, it levels up flush level
if you sell it, it won't work
if it gets destroyed ,it won't work
no
i blueprinted/brainstormed baron and got me only so far, chat im cooked
you don't take anything
if you take glut, you're killing the stencil
why would you take gluttonous joker on ante 8 ๐ญ
+15 mult isn't gonna do jack
10 mult ever card
+50 mult for a club flush ๐ฅฑ
lame
just power up the stencil
this is why stencil is a peak joker
that shit is not enough to be worth it at the point in the run you are
your stencil gives more than that
yeah
iof you take glut, you're nerfing stencil
for very limited gains
currently ouy get 35 mult from onyx if you play a flush of clubs
39 mult
x3 from stencil
x whatever form throwback
you would need to get 39 mult from whatever joker you're adding to make up the stencil hit
legendary joker concept:
Infinity
Round score does not reset between blinds.
which do I sell chat
fellas
not worth it
you're better off buying a cryptid
i mean if you wanna keep going, don't sell anything
deck fixing is kinda done
what do u sell tho
it's a stone holo build and none of the jokers are gonna help (except chicot for boss blind disable or yorick cause of discard scaling)
im being real, hand size is points for me
nah I'd win
yes, which is why you want a cryptid
it's perky
another poly steel red seal king is like 4 triggers of x1.5
lmao we are so back
but i only have deaths ๐ฆ
you're safe until ante 15
if anything dont sell perk just sell brainstorm
you got like 3 antes in you
get a cryptid and copy hte fuck out of it
it's gonna be close anyways
thats +1 hand size for one hand per round
you might have to use them slowly once you hit ante 14
get a hand size voucher if you can
theoretically it's slightly better to take juggler even if you get a cryptid
though to be fair
you're not gonna hit naneinf anyways
cause you'd need to get a cryptid far earlier or have multiple copy jokers
cuz each perk copy can only give you +1 hand size for one hand per round
but
stockpiling cryptids
i dont need this yet, sadly to see it go now
i love slowly removing a set
this just looks like a relatively tame erratic deck
god i love erratic deck
i just drop death for hanged?
erratic deck?
is there any reason for me to have so many cards
erratic deck:
initial cards are random suits and ranks
kek fair
so sometimes you start with like 10 kings and 18 clubs cards
im doing the 3 card setup rn
like look at this
gotcha
hey. you know the little thing you see when you hover over your deck in a round?
and its like. a neat little layout showing off all your cards in your deck, how many left each of each
i wish i had that outside of rounds too this is a Bogus way of displaying that information
๐ bye bye naneinf (died ages ago)
tf how much u playing
394,300,000,000,000,000
we love e numbers
394.3 quadrilion ๐ฅ
imma bout to count them atoms in the universe
oh, you're about 60 zeroes off

I could've gotten naneinf with this seed but made some dumb decisions
Also didnt get baron mime
there's like 10 kings or so, i can't coun that high
deck has 5 foiled red seal steel kings and 3 non poly cromed steal red seal kings
3 CARD RUN AND I GOT YORICK WOOO
There's like 4
mfw the poly isn't doint anything
sad face
oh mb mb still learning 3
it's a 2x
and only on the king you play xdd
i mean, is the flex that counts
oh fuck me
once i got a natural negative idol, i just kept it
flexing
my money
play a pair lmfao
great depression:
im dumb
baron needs the juicer cryptids
or some hand size bugs, but cryptids >>>
well rip 133 bucks
i read it too late, im real stupid
jokes aside, i shoulda made my deck holographic with aura
in hindsight im probably gonna lose cause i dont have shit base mult
had a beautiful flush five build countered by a suit blind that countered the card i copied
i just had so many blue seals back then, it seemed like i didnt need to dupe plutos
but i photochadded my way to unlocking invis finally
i love baron builds, but pluto is nยบ1 priority when you have mime + baron
i'm still gonna mourn the loss of the previous build though
at least keep some blue seals, or even a space joker when antes go without help
photochad, blueprint, and dna
it was best case scenario, and it got countered so swiftly because i chose the wrong card to clone
nice
the nice number
understandable
anyone wanna help me do a run
im actually tempted to sell dna
i usually build around 15-20% gold with blue seals
just to keep money and plutos scaling
but since it gives me extra triggers i got keep it
it's hand size
yea
specially if you have something to copy
1-2 hand size in baron is like a 16x minimum
Wtf
third time i come across ecto, should i even?
-1 only? do it
the first one yeah
whats the max amount of jokers you can have
16
you have troubadour already, but at least look for brainstorm
my record is 30 some
realistically, you won't go above 10 in a normal run
but you can hit some big pp numbers if you rip into negative tags and shit
on vanilla w/o mods?
what jokers would i even want if i take ecto
yeah
- Canโt go higher
blueprint/brainstorm
w mods is just silly
im sure it can
Nope. Canโt happen
i meant what jokers would i look for
basic premise of this game goes insane once u know all 150 jokers ig
mmm maybe i remember wrong mb
Showman, and then roll for blueprint brainstorm
true
showman would go hard to get extra blueprints/brainstorms/barons/mimes
there's no upper limit
meanwhile go for money and/or planets
If you're lucky enough, you can just keep ripping into negative tags and keep stacking
i think theres not
maybe i have a photo somewhere
i got a ton of negative ones
i reckon invisible joker would be easier than doing all that, not sure if i have the antes to pull showman to roll for another copy of anythign
16 is a weird number for the max
If youโre trying to naneinf showman can be a bit easier of a method then invisible to copy brainprint, since thereโs no risk of copying jokers you donโt want
do I go for high card build with this?
if it copies the troubadour is for nothing
meanwhile yeah
I donโt make the rules
until showman
Only joker he won't want there is dna or troub
No do royal flush
yeah full kings
riff raff
1.5x
so i assume your deck is not full kigns yet
My goat
yeah its ante 4
goes hard w campfire
Fuck it we get silly
blueprint photo
this run so stupid but silly
Holy freak gay pants
like og urgot
Doesnโt really do anything no ?
it's just funny
Aside from pretty
does drunkard literally keep increasing the amount of discards you have?
no
you wouldnt understand the flex
it's only +1
oh lame
it's worded weirdly
Yeah infinitely
๐ฅฑ silence, cat
:0
500 chicots upon you
yea, it keeps giving you more and more discard for each round forever so you have infinite discards
that was a run
Fine by me das my chigoat 
YUPCHAMP
aw shit
๐ still sad about my stats
i almost got cooked by the humble needle
what do i even use these double tags for
on one hand
hilarious
on the other
man ๐
open a spectral and rip them ectos
omw
chigoat
didn't find a spectral pack :(
2 sides to a story but they never tell my side 
press R
never been the kind of guy to stay inside the guidelines 
guys
first time somethign survives my first hand, is it better to copy baron or mime?
wjhat
Someone help๐ฉ
im so sorry, its joever
baron
also, assuming calc is correct
you live this
should've built non-face
Ok I can stop playing for a while (no one including me believes this)
100% collection plus gold stake completed. Thatโs about as much as Iโm going to complete this game.
negative voucher skips are bad ๐คฃ
pants
๐ฟ it could've hit a riff raff
ok
showman got funnier
riff raff + showman = riff raff that makes riff raffs
All challenges sounds dreadful. Plus gold on all jokers also sounds horrible.
it's not super bad
awuifbwaiufb
just pick a deck you can beat goldstake on reliably with 2-3 joker combos and just take random ones that you don't have a gold sticker on
riff raff can make negatives, so would be worth it also ๐
Skill issue
made a poly once
๐ฟ but it was shite
I"ve had one negative from it
@gusty hearth
guys, how do i proced?
dna has been giving me +2 hand size
that decais as i use hands
decays"
next ante is e25 so unless that trobadour comes back or you get an invis and can still hit e25
what's your high card level again
should I buy the idol or dusk to replace some of this?
no, keep it like this
im doing high cards copying red sealed steel kings
i know is not great
idol - not worth it AT ALL
you don't have a deck thin enough for it to reliably hit the most played
unles you hit hella immolates between last time you asked and now
idol's only worth if you only have one specific type of card in your deck
dusk can be good instead of baron
nop lol
if yo uwant you can rip that baron for a dusk
How are yโall getting to the high Antes๐ญ
it'll get you an extra x2 proc
I need strategies
good eco which lets us roll for good jokers
Economy?
Almost 20 jokers
he lived!
my highest ante is only 19
Yep
Troubadour
i dont care dna copying stuff at all, deck is done fixing
DNA is hand size
I regret selling legendary joker
i only care for hand size
Oh then DNA
and it's negative, you're not getting a negative dna
if you sell trob, you can get it next shop
if you're lucky
Now Iโm conflicted
Which one?

man
Woman
Triboulet
Guys should I also buy the mobile version (I have it on gamepass)
Which does?
if you don't care about data syncing then sure ig
๐ฟ epic rare ksip
iirc its each king and queen gives x2 mult
weeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh yeahhh that one
๐ฟ better rare skip
rip the negative
sock is better smh
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horrible build for round 3
you should have mime baron blueprint and brainstorm by then
X2 for each played queen and king
should I take a showman over any of these
why the fuck would you sell trib
doubles your mult every time a played king or queen is scored
save showman for later
that's an amazing build already
money
anyone know how fast u can make the game with mods
i'm at 16 rn
16x?
ye
if you use the nuke and a manhole mod you can get it to 125,000 mph
why cant they just implement that normally
No more debt ๐ฃ๏ธ
im nilah
if you use the nuke and a manhole mod you can get it to 125,000 mph
you install it by detonating a nuke in a sewer system
hi beautiful
why would it be mph
would
brainstorm ๐ซถ
what does that do
i think i'm safe
awooga
naaaa u need 1 more ancient
oh reverse blueprint
my brainstorm bull combo is giving me 725k chips holy
dont forget blueprint
atp just get mime and baron
๐ฟ
need 100 brainstorm 100 blueprints 100 ancients
ok but what if photochad
goated

balatro players when two common jokers give 4x more mult combined
hes distracting me from balatro :(
KITTY!
๐๐๐๐๐
remember to always do a flush for your first 2 hands
why?
i did a straight
..because they're the most consistent?
you will get a polychrome brainstorm in the buffoon pack trust ๐
no wonder you wasted 3 hands
oh yeah
negative brainstorm ๐ฅ
how tf do you have 7 cash
might be the red stake thing
I always get like 10 when I do that
OH
first bind gives no reward money
since im on green stake
that's for higher stakes
balatro players looking at the screen challenge (impossible)
its for any stake other than white
naneif is fun
I fucking know
no thats literally just red stake. the 2nd stake
higher stakes than white stake??
stop trying to make me look like an idiot
I already know
christ
do duped cards by cryptid count in the hologram joker
yeah
i wasnt trying to man just "higher stakes" implies like over halfway into the stakes
i didnt realize you just meant "anything higher than white"
noted and thrown away
what is your problem dude
any method of adding cards counts including any joker added cards, card packs and cards brought from the shop (with voucher), tarrot cards and spectral cards
I need to try a non legendary naneif
๐ฟ
this makes me cry tears of joy and envy
๐ญ leave some good jokers for the rest of us
i always fold to ancient joker man
whenever i find him i immediately base my entire run around him
omg yes
its just too good
credit card and really lucky reroll <3
