🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-keith-lee-wwe-wtf-gif-18099546

[red hamlet]

or yuri brainstorm

super weaksauce

[quaint blaze]

As bland as a lay’s original flavor

[daring dagger]

I'm on Switch

[terse plank]

I fear my pc may explode

[red hamlet]

ah so the yuri is hardware implied, ok

[broken fractal]

would such a relationship be technically considered yaoi, since all the Legendaries are boys?
or do they jump the gender barrier?

[slim junco]

Balatro BL when

[broken fractal]

figured

[red hamlet]

baron mime:

[broken fractal]

Yorick somehow looks even more depressed

[swift trellis]

this will be balatro in 2025

[broken fractal]

BL??

unknown terminology

[red hamlet]

boys love

this

[broken fractal]

ah

[broken fractal]

i'm not surprised this exists
what i AM surprised about is that there is not a single fanfic shipping them

[swift trellis]

erm based department??

[quaint blaze]

What? Why…

WHY?

[daring dagger]

Why not

[broken fractal]

people are not normal about this game

[swift trellis]

shaking and crying rn what do you mean gay people exist

[quaint blaze]

I’m starting to see that

[daring dagger]

People are not normal about most games

[broken fractal]

i knew that from the very beginning

i'm not normal...

[daring dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-super-mario-bros-depression-sad-mario-and-luigi-gif-14815881022592239601

You

[quaint blaze]

They don’t trust

[red hamlet]

Have some joy and whimsy in your life

it's freeing

[wanton monolith]

w<

[quaint blaze]

Never heard of it

[broken fractal]

i try my best, every single day
some days, it's hard

[red hamlet]

we have nothing to lose but our chains

[broken fractal]

i persevere

[daring dagger]

Balanyaa is revolting

[swift trellis]

this is like the most tame thing i think i have ever seen

[broken fractal]

yes
i can say that this is one of the least weird things i've seen with Balatro

[swift trellis]

these bitches gay! good for them. good for them

[slim junco]

trust

[red hamlet]

OH YEAH

hologram marble yuri

[quaint blaze]

Um is that German

[broken fractal]

my travels of curiosity introduced me to a thousand words of actually alright writing involving these two

i am not sure if i want to go back

[slim junco]

Whoopsie

doxxed myself :3

[quaint blaze]

I hardly even know what that means

[slim junco]

wait is it all in german?

[elfin briar]

w<

[quaint blaze]

Idk the link is I think

[red hamlet]

revealing personal information about yourself

[daring dagger]

Everything but balatro yaoi on the link is german (the page is english)

[quaint blaze]

Ah okay

[swift trellis]

John Balatro herself is now backing your petition

[broken fractal]

not what i expected, but it makes a lot of sense!

[wanton monolith]

He got a point tho

[elfin briar]

exactly

he got a point

[slim junco]

I need all of the balatro jokers to aggresively make out

[daring dagger]

Yorick/Merry Andy

[swift trellis]

goated

[leaden peak]

What is this 😭

[swift trellis]

its peak, thats what it is

[quaint blaze]

The crazy things I see on discord…

[daring dagger]

Illness (welcome)

Join us

[leaden peak]

Baron and Mime?

[broken fractal]

besides, all of these pairings are insane combos

[swift trellis]

"crazy things" and its just gay ships

[daring dagger]

Of cards so it is crazy (I'm for it, good for them)

[wanton monolith]

If you have all kings is very food i think

[broken fractal]

i'd welcome them with open arms, especially since they wield more Mult and utility than most options

[leaden peak]

What is Yuri combo?

[wanton monolith]

hood*

[broken fractal]

one of the best scoring setups in the entire game

[wanton monolith]

Good*

[swift trellis]

brainstorm and blueprint

[red hamlet]

brainstorm x blueprint

[broken fractal]

needs no explanation

[leaden peak]

The straight one is Perkeo with what?

[broken fractal]

Triboulet

[slim junco]

triboulet

[sour peak]

Me when gay people are real

[daring dagger]

My ass was about to say cryptid

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/transfem-trans-rights-cute-girls-country-flag-gif-27562218

[swift trellis]

triboulet

[broken fractal]

you gave me the mental image of Perkeo riding a deer into battle

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-trans-saul-transman-gif-24241045

[broken fractal]

like

knight-style

[slim junco]

I need to do some gay shit on discord

[broken fractal]

knocking down a Boss Blind with a giant sword

[grand dune]

You should add Yorick and Merry Andy, or Green Joker and Burglar

[slim junco]

crazyyy

[red hamlet]

how hard is it to just
Not make school shooting jokes

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/orca-tongue-freaky-tongue-out-freak-gif-13890646100967462988

[broken fractal]

epic combos
i have a challenge

[slim junco]

Guys, smash or pass tierlist on all balatro jokers

[broken fractal]

would Madness have a soulmate

[slim junco]

blueprint hard smash

[red hamlet]

eternal tag

[elfin briar]

smash blueprint and brainstorm

[broken fractal]

their only lover is a small object they carry around in their pocket

[grand dune]

If there's an Eternity, there's an Opportunity

[red hamlet]

we stan asexuals

[dreamy ether]

Smash the hanging chad

[broken fractal]

all must be represented
(even if Madness is a little wild at times)

[red hamlet]

asexuals are allowed to be wild

[broken fractal]

truth!

[grand dune]

Banana

[dreamy ether]

idc that it is a piece of paper

[broken fractal]

all of the hand-based Jokers are in their own polycules

i'

i'm thinking way too hard about this

i should probably go eat lunch

[red hamlet]

subreddit has good stuff

[tough edge]

i never get anything from that

[elfin briar]

you how how the saying goes

99% of gamblers

[tough edge]

99% of gamblers quit before they win big

[broken fractal]

occasional pieces of gold and platinum, mixed in the dirt

[quaint blaze]

99% of gamblers quit before the hit it big

[broken fractal]

very good stuff sometimes :3

[dreamy ether]

i hate the wheel of fortune. waste of money. ts pmo

[broken fractal]

when Hermit/Temperance

[leaden peak]

[broken fractal]

but...

💵

[slim junco]

how do I make balatro harder

[dreamy ether]

Guys, am i going insane or is this the wheel of fortune from hit game balatro

[slim junco]

everywhere I go...

[slow yoke]

It's not if it doesn't say 'NOPE!' to you

Also I'm checking a modded Balatro stream by Roffle from a month ago and all I can is...

'e' OF CLUBS???

[broken fractal]

e?

[dreamy ether]

Alphabet card mod

[broken fractal]

dang...

[slow yoke]

An 'e' of Clubs worth 2.72 chips lol

[broken fractal]

Euler's number

[slow yoke]

And it can be played in straights
(2, 2.72, 3, etc.)

[grand dune]

Is Green Joker nicknamed "Grimbo"?

[mighty epoch]

ffs i had 1 last queen and deathed it this ante and i got cooked

idol mane

[tender frigate]

Guys no way

[dreamy ether]

His nickname is Green Jimbo

[tender frigate]

Joker reference

[mighty epoch]

my boy Little Emmett

[grand dune]

So is Grimbo something else?

[slim junco]

local thunk working on balatro

guys I know im unfunny

[slow yoke]

Oh my god
12:48 into the month-old stream

[red hamlet]

No oops all 6s 💀

[mighty epoch]

🙂 😦

[slim junco]

same brotha

[slow yoke]

0 of Spades
Root 2 of Hearts
25 of Spades

What

[dreamy ether]

We do not talk about grimbo

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[slow yoke]

Oh, okay thanks
Didn't see it there

[grand dune]

Uhm... Understandable

[slim junco]

excuse me grimbo????

i just played the tut and figured i should join, what is a grimbo 😭

[red hamlet]

Nit an actual joker or anything

[dreamy ether]

A joker that has several children in his basement

he commited war crimes in kosovo

[slim junco]

riddle me this batman

[dreamy ether]

Who is batman

I only know about man

[slim junco]

sorry

miss input

[dreamy ether]

bro sent a monkey

crazy

[slim junco]

rizzle me this, man

[mighty epoch]

wtfffffffff

unseeded lets gooo

[red hamlet]

Grab that observatory

[mighty epoch]

yessir

[red hamlet]

And hope for the planet for your hand

Pray for a blueprint/brainstorm

[quaint blaze]

Guys am I cooked

[dreamy ether]

NO

[red hamlet]

Play the 2 6s

And add the 8 5 and 4

[quaint blaze]

But like that’s only a pair

Oops wrong guy

[red hamlet]

It's only a pair yeah
With 3 extra cards as a discard

You might get a 2nd king

Or you'll score enough

[quaint blaze]

Okay….

[ivory helm]

m a n

[dreamy ether]

it doesnt matter. you can add the 8,5,4 to discard them

and pray

[hollow ice]

Does anyone here play balatro and speaks portuguese??!?

[red hamlet]

Either way that single king will score enough cause photochad + dusk is gonna be enough

[royal zenith]

high card king

[red hamlet]

Also move smiley to the left of photo

[dreamy ether]

i speak romanian

[red hamlet]

So it triggers first then photo

[hollow ice]

A

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-picmix-persona-picmix-persona-5-picmix-persona-5-joker-persona-gif-524895428463892625

[quaint blaze]

Ok

Anything else I should move

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-pookie-bear-bestia-lamegan-gif-1999340645532539815

[dreamy ether]

OH MY GOD IS THAT A PERSONA REFFERENCE

[red hamlet]

Everything else is fine

[dreamy ether]

I NEVER PLAYED THE GAME SO IDK

[slim junco]

coming to take your heart rn

change your treasure

and take the heart yknow

oh you dont ... 😭

[quaint blaze]

RAHHHH

[dreamy ether]

I dont have 60 bucks

[quaint blaze]

I want shortcut

But like

I can’t

[red hamlet]

What's your hand levels

[dreamy ether]

I only know him from smash

[quaint blaze]

Uh.

[red hamlet]

run info

[slim sequoia]

hello mario @crisp marlin

[quaint blaze]

Haven’t been upgrading them

[red hamlet]

💀

bro

[crisp marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/universe-crusaders-gay-anime-gif-27702349

[red hamlet]

what's your deck like

[quaint blaze]

Yeah that was stupid

[slim sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-huh-emote-twitch-emote-7tv-twitch-7tv-gif-18228911432715801849

go mp

[quaint blaze]

As bland as a lays original flavor potato chip with no seasoning

[dreamy ether]

say gex? in the gambling server?

[slim junco]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-stare-reaction-joebiden5-gif-2153917691947132561

[red hamlet]

dam 😔

so no deck fixing, no hand levels

you're so dead soon

[crisp marlin]

always gamble your attraction

[red hamlet]

where were you on my other decks

[slim junco]

everywhere I go...

[quaint blaze]

Well yeah but I was just saying that to be funny

[blazing parrot]

It was just a Joker token and another one of multi I had flown 🥲

[red hamlet]

you're better off just building more kigns and queens

als ofi possible, play the red seal guy first

[dreamy ether]

PLUS 15 MULT

[quaint blaze]

Kigns

[red hamlet]

remants

[quaint blaze]

I-

Uh

[full bay]

I am cooked.

[quaint blaze]

It’s supposed to be like that

[red hamlet]

sure

[quaint blaze]

Yeah that’s how I spelled my other username

[pallid sapphire]

does matador even do anything here

[dreamy ether]

Does it not cost money to change your username on xbox?

[pallid sapphire]

L matador

[full bay]

No

But good card

[full bay]

1 free but later it cost

[ionic remnant]

No, you just go into debt

[pallid sapphire]

damn imagine if it triggered every time you lost a dollar

[quaint blaze]

No I don’t think it ever has?

[red hamlet]

it did

[quaint blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

Did or does

[full bay]

First ante hard to play

[dreamy ether]

Wait it doesnt anymore?

[red hamlet]

fuck if i know

[full bay]

It cost money

[red hamlet]

yup

back to playing league, balatro too frustrating

[bronze narwhal]

Chat you want some?

[dreamy ether]

CHOOSE A STRUGLE

[red hamlet]

i'm having more fun on league than getting shafted by bad draws 24/7 in balatro

play 1 hnad
ancient joker on clubs
tribe joker
get only 4 clubs
with all my discards

like ok man
fuck oyu too jimbo

[dreamy ether]

Looks like you folded like a cheap suit

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[red hamlet]

🥱

[slim junco]

anaglyph deck op

trust

[red hamlet]

why is your xmult behind your mults

[slim junco]

just so

[dreamy ether]

This is what it reminds me of

[quaint blaze]

Yippee

Should have put the king in front

[dreamy ether]

you should have moved the face to be the first card of the poker hand

[quaint blaze]

Yeah

[dreamy ether]

beat me to it...

[quaint blaze]

Yeah

[red hamlet]

🐌

that's so mind numbingly slow

do you take smoke breaks

[quaint blaze]

Drowning in my own success or just drowning (what do I do here)

[slim junco]

wouldn't take mime tbh, unless you already have baron it's not worth it

[spark finch]

any way to win this?

[red hamlet]

nothing
just remember to put a king first (ideally a red seal one)

[quaint blaze]

1 can’t smoke, won’t smoke, and never will, 2 yeah I should up the speed

[slim junco]

bro is not playing on game speed 4, weak

[spark finch]

didn't even know that was a thing lol, is that a mod

[slim junco]

nope

in settings

[quaint blaze]

But the cards in the shop?

[red hamlet]

nah, just use tarots to get more kings

[slim junco]

you can only go to 4 on vanilla but I use modded so I can go further

[dreamy ether]

they do not fit with your other jokers

[oblique hound]

Whats misprint doing its mult triggers after mult in hand

[quaint blaze]

YOU HAVE A SPEED 8???

[verbal shadow]

can i use a suit tarrot to avoid it?

[quaint blaze]

WHY????

[slim junco]

game is too slow

[dreamy ether]

speed

[slim junco]

I need to get a faster fix

[red hamlet]

no

it tracks specifically which card

[quaint blaze]

Idk what

[slim junco]

I think 10 or 12 would be perfect but sadly it's powers of 2

[oblique hound]

Changing suits doesn't fix it, need to enchance it with lucky, mult, or bonus

[red hamlet]

that also won't fix it

it's still the same card, just enhanced

[oblique hound]

No i am pretty sure it does fix it

It basically counts as a new card

Its why you are able to do that in the red seal challenge where cards play become debuffed, but changing it with an enchancement makes it undebuffed

[red hamlet]

huh

that's dumb

[quaint blaze]

So this is good how it is rn?

[verbal shadow]

yeah i remembered that there was some workaround

thank you for the input

[slim junco]

pretty good I think

[red hamlet]

the misprint doesn't matter where it goes

[quaint blaze]

Oh ok

[slim junco]

would put smiley before chad I think

[quaint blaze]

Stinky

[oblique hound]

I meant as in

Whats it doing as part of your joker lineup

As why haven't you ditched it 2 antes ago

[quaint blaze]

I mean what else should I do

[oblique hound]

Ancient joker seems pretty good

You playing flushes? Just use corresponding suits after the face

So you can 1.5x that mult

[quaint blaze]

This one?

[oblique hound]

Yeah

[spark finch]

can i win this?

[oblique hound]

Plus its retriggering from dusk

[dreamy ether]

peak

[oblique hound]

Thats like a potential 1.5 ^12

[quaint blaze]

Well I am mostly using straights and 2 pairs if I need to

One sec brb

[red hamlet]

so peak

[oblique hound]

Yeah just mostly mind what suit ancient joker is on

With dusk even with just 1 corresponding suit its already at 2.25x

[slim junco]

CHWHAT

[oblique hound]

Its gonna be canio

[slim junco]

Yorick

No way

crazy run

[oblique hound]

Oh

Eh still pretty meh with stuntman and having a really low hand size so you wouldn't want to discard out of face

[quaint blaze]

I think ima just stay with what I have

[slim junco]

nvm I threw the run so hard

I keep forgetting to check the bosses

[quaint blaze]

UH.

I have the eye

Gulp

[slim junco]

I couldve saved with vhs voucher

nvm, just saved the run

[novel coral]

id play your highest scoring hand and just hope stuntman and abstract can carry you

[slim junco]

I saved with star flush

[quaint blaze]

What about now

[slim junco]

goof goof

[quaint blaze]

What do you mean “👍 ” 😭

[sick ridge]

Some advice for a new player? I need to get jokers with multi, is all?

[slim junco]

w edont need more content. sstop being ungrateful

[slim junco]

Balance out your jokers

get some jokers that give you chips, some that give you mult and some jokers that multiply your mult

[sick ridge]

nice advice thanks

[slim junco]

Stuntman, ice cream and scary face are good chip jokers

ramen is a good xmult joker

and then you have like smile, half joker, dagger or gros micheal which are good jokers that give + mult

also important, keep your money in check

you should save up the first few rounds so you can get alot of interest

you get 1$ per 5$ in interest at the end of each round

it's capped at 25$ but you can increase it

kinda alot at once, just play the game and maybe watch some yt videos

real btw

[loud elm]

does anyone know why my achievements are disabled? I didn't use "unlock all" in this profile. I did use mods at some point (to play cryptid and jen's almanac) but they are all deleted now. Any other reasons? Would be kinda sad to finally hit C++ and not get the achievement (I usually don't bother with achievements but this one I had to work my ass for lol)

[quaint blaze]

Is this bad?

[real urchin]

depends on jokers

[real urchin]

could survive depends on luck

[quaint blaze]

Man I’m dead 😭

[red hamlet]

🗿 and league is most frustrating again

[spiral stirrup]

why does negative mime look so funny lol

[waxen hill]

hai guys I'm new to balatro

just bought the game 3hrs ago

any tips for a beginner

[agile pawn]

i think you could easily win if it disables the scholar

[quaint blaze]

It’s every hand, unless you mean a win in one hand

[agile pawn]

you can play throwaway hands in hopes it disables something you don't need

[pallid sapphire]

blackface mime 💔

[quaint blaze]

I don’t get it

Ohhhhh

Okay yeah I get it

[spiral stirrup]

couldnt find the gif but thats what i thought lol

[red hamlet]

Don't underestimate planets, hand upgrades are really strong.
Try to stay above 25 dollars to maximize your income.
Standard packs can be good, but don't buy every single one.
Deck fixing is very good, use tarot packs to get rid of cards you don't need or want.
Lower ranked hands can be really strong, don't underestimate 2 pair

[slim junco]

pluto is the biggest planet, it's just very far away

open your eyes sheeple

[wary finch]

Fragile challenge is so damn stressful

[opal fog]

waaaa perkeo jumpscare

[shy heart]

i love skipping blinds

[elfin tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/we-are-rich-rich-deep-rock-galactic-compressed-gold-gif-24791651

[red hamlet]

not the holo sell 💔

your deck better be mostly gold or steal

[vagrant bane]

I have a goal

Get eraticndeck

[quaint blaze]

I did it holy shit I did it

[vagrant bane]

I'm on purple stake

[vagrant bane]

Niec

[red hamlet]

noice

now do it again

and again

and again

[shy heart]

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-poker-gif-1274543779854023759

[shy heart]

[vagrant bane]

Can dagger destroy eternals

[vital totem]

Highest I've ever gotten a multiplier, don't think I'll see that again anytime soon, lol

[shy heart]

prob not i havent tried it yet

[hollow ice]

Someone to play

[stiff hull]

Got madness and eternal tribe on ante 1. Couldn’t get a single flat mult card.

Goddamnit

I would’ve won gold stake too

[placid sedge]

yo chat, can I download cryptid with steammodded

or wait

is that how u do it

[vagrant bane]

3

[elder nymph]

Man I love steam play never working

[vagrant bane]

FUCKING

ETERNAL

EGGS

[elder nymph]

Like I have full bars of 5g data and it doesn’t want to work

Yipee

[quaint blaze]

Random jokers that I got for free and have no correlation

[elder nymph]

Damn

[quaint blaze]

suffering from success

[vagrant bane]

4 ETERNAL FUCKING EGGS

HELP

NE

[elder nymph]

Perish

[pale haven]

Hi

[polar hill]

I call Patrick Subaru

[vagrant bane]

I want to fucking cry

[eternal nebula]

[red hamlet]

no

it's kinda in the name

can't be destroyed or sold

nothing gets rid of that shit

[lavish anchor]

dead by the plant, i think its just a canon event.

[red hamlet]

🗿 1 copy on photo, 1 on chad buster

[slim junco]

this game is so peak

i played one and a half hours

and its so peak

[turbid ermine]

I appreciate the thought Luchador, i really do

[red hamlet]

buy him

get blueprint

copy him with blueprint

sell blueprint

🔥

basically a chicot

[turbid ermine]

imagine if the fool worked with soul

[brittle dagger]

m

sorry we dont talk about that here for obvious reasons

[spare bough]

Why are a lot of modded jokers weird self inserts

[stone lark]

Oh ok

[brittle dagger]

ofc its better to support

[stone lark]

Yes

Im gonna buy it

[opaque shard]

Bloodstone build my beloved

[turbid ermine]

nah what the

[opaque shard]

Change your nickname right now.

[spare bough]

No

[wanton monolith]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-mode-thug-zesty-licking-gif-17874267150404318497

[opaque shard]

Okay...

[winged sluice]

I bought this

[ruby tide]

why would they change it
they're right

[spiral ridge]

No? Lmao

[ruby tide]

yes
:)

[spiral ridge]

Obelisk is a great joker

[brazen phoenix]

what are factory seconds

obelisk rules if you have the build to go for it

[opaque shard]

Obelisk is the fastest scaling xmult in the game

[brazen phoenix]

lucky cat

[spiral ridge]

Obelisk is insane for winning ante 8

[brazen phoenix]

true

[opaque shard]

Cat is cool too

[spiral ridge]

Does not scale as fast as Obelisk on average

[fast nymph]

Obelisk would be top 10 joker if everybody actually used it once

[fast nymph]

Aight man how many Oops All 6’s did you have

[dawn coral]

thinking about the time i got the triple mult hit on a single chadded card twice

[fast nymph]

OH MY GOD YOU CAN DO THAT

[brazen phoenix]

0

[fast nymph]

I guess LocalThunk just hates you then

[dawn coral]

never found the cat

GARY COME HOME

[woeful snow]

mutual servers.... zerver...

[dawn coral]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-balatro-fans-when-fans-when-fans-when-the-balatro-fans-when-the-gif-13776819215914908080

[real idol]

Guys, will I get shot in the foot if I share a seed here? 🤔

[sharp kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[real idol]

Well, that's my answer

[sharp kettle]

im joking

totally

Definitely

[real idol]

Eh, whatever, I'll do it in its respective channel.

[slim junco]

Nah we still gotta fight

[nimble lagoon]

is there a discord dedicated to the cryptid mod?

[elder nymph]

I hate steam remote play it never wants to work lol

[elder nymph]

Yes

I don’t wanna go to work, but $120 is nice

[rough bison]

are you fucking serious

[rough bison]

the ONE TIME i get trib and its in a challenge

[spiral stirrup]

my best run in my 15 hours of playtime

[dawn coral]

yesterday i managed to get like a bunch of jacks but i completely forgot about unlocking hit the road lmao

[ornate dawn]

Rate the stone card reskin

[dawn coral]

was tunnel visioned towards getting the secret hand playing cards

[dawn coral]

thought that was some kind of shrimp until i realized it was dwayne johnson

[ornate dawn]

dwayne jumpscare

[dawn coral]

i swear i could hear the bass boosted vine boom

[ornate dawn]

lol

i can pass you the Enhancers.png so you can get the retexture too

[dawn coral]

still have a couple hours before i can do much right now

probably gonna try to go for ceres the next time i play to get the astronomer

[ornate dawn]

no like, all you need to do is open the game directory, then rightclick the executable, press open archived inside 7zip and place the png in resources>texture>2x

and 1x

[dawn coral]

i'm at my job away from the game

[ornate dawn]

oh

aight

dm me if you want it

[dawn coral]

technically i'm off but it happened earlier than i expected so i'm just waiting

[ornate dawn]

palu be typing the bible

[dawn coral]

essay why photochad is overrated

[ornate dawn]

real

[dawn coral]

photograph and hanging chad retexture where they just get the half heart lockets

[ornate dawn]

not a bad idea

[opaque shard]

Fire jutsu: Create a tarot card when a playing card is destroyed
Common
Water jutsu: Create a planet card when no discards are left
Common
Snow jutsu: 1 in 4 chance to create a spectral card every hand played
Uncommon
Shadow jutsu: After 3 rounds, sell this card to turn a random joker into a negative
Rare (Only shows up if you have another jutsu card)

[dawn coral]

snow jutsu can possibly outclass shadow if you get an oa6

[real idol]

Snow is kinda cracked

[opaque shard]

I have a better idea for shadow jutsu actually

[dawn coral]

Vending Machine: 1/20 chance of getting a duplicate of a bought card

[willow reef]

lamp: removes negative from a random joker every blind, gives you $25

[opaque shard]

Changed

[opaque shard]

What happens if lamp itself is negative

[willow reef]

mayhe there could be an exception for it to not be negative

like how food jokers generally cant be eternal

[dawn coral]

eternal is a sticker

[opaque shard]

Or it could just work as normal

I just figured

[willow reef]

yea it could

idk

joker cutout
gives +10 mult for each joker slot open
doesnt count joker cutouts or joker stencils
joker stencils dont count joker cutouts as jokers

[real idol]

Funnier idea: if you have both a joker stencil and cutout next to each other, they merge and make a regular joker

[lunar flare]

blank paper

[willow reef]

hear me out

if you have them both

they delete themselves and a new joker can appear in shops

and it gives permanent +50 mult and x5 mult

[onyx leaf]

Hi i dont know if this is the correct chat to ask, but is there any mod that allows a joker to have more than 1 edition at the same time?

[rough bison]

COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN

[rough bison]

#⚙・modding-general

[rough bison]

i literally never get legendaries until i do fuckin challenge decks

IT WAS PERKEO TO

MOTHER FUCK

[shy heart]

no, you'll get shot in the head instead

[real idol]

Damn.

[neon saddle]

does anyone know how to use the sould website

for seeded balatro

[rough bison]

trib x perkeo seed if people want, completely fucking usless on challenge run im so pissed off TI19L3NI

[wise plaza]

I feel the rocket is massively under rated

[willow reef]

frfr

i ankhed a rocket ante 2 once and it was crazy

[red hamlet]

Concussion consumeable: shuffles your deck enhancements, editions, seals and randomizes your jokers to jokers of the same total value

[random plover]

rocket is so good in early antes

[dusky oasis]

When you sell rocket it should crash into the boss blind, killing it

[red hamlet]

can it crash into me

[steady matrix]

i feel like rocket is best round ante 2
ante 1 is great but if u dont pull a scoring joker of some kind it can be really rough cause it doesn't pay for itself right away

[lavish anchor]

man, lore accurate canio just kill his wife for nothing bruh,

i think

[red hamlet]

im ngl, if you can't get through ante 1 without scoring jokers, it might be over

[lavish anchor]

"she was cheating" but DAMN

[tough edge]

LEBRON LEBRON LEBRON

[tough edge]

depends when you get it

[steady matrix]

oh i mean
its p much guarenteed to clear ante 1 with no scoring jokers
but i prefer finding one early if i can

[civic ore]

should hanging chad be the one being brainstormed here

[red hamlet]

copy photo

unless you have a glass card without a red seal, then copy chad

[civic ore]

ok thanks

[red hamlet]

🗿 you useless fuck

[undone nacelle]

insta grab still

[red hamlet]

🗿

[undone nacelle]

man im so miffed .its ante 8 i have an insane endless run going. i see bean in ante 8 and i have the boss reroll. if i reroll into crimson heart im going to have 20 hand size

BUT I GET CERULEAN BELL

[gleaming hound]

what do I do with this joker

[undone nacelle]

I SOLD SOCK AND BUSKIN FOR BEAN. THERE GOES MY 200 DOLLAR RETRIGGERS

[lament hollow]

I can’t escape.

[red hamlet]

i haven't played yet 🗿

[primal sphinx]

Whoa balatro cosplay

[lament hollow]

I think you won

[warm matrix]

what should i drop for brainstorm here?

[red hamlet]

hike man probably

[steady matrix]

high card build
just throw in 3 random cards and scale every hand

[red hamlet]

you get to copy dna twice for 3 extra cards
make some steels

[warm matrix]

mmm hes my real main source of chips but i guess if i have enough mult it doesnt matter

i have steel red sticker foil kings

[red hamlet]

yeah, copy those

[undone nacelle]

i guess ill just hope for the next cirmson heart in ante 16

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[lament hollow]

GOLD DECK

[red hamlet]

loaded with cash, no econ jokers

🗿

[hollow socket]

Anyone tryna go on a balatro date

Need a balatro baddie

😅

[final galleon]

can anyone help??

this is my highest scoring run but dont know what to sell

[red hamlet]

🗿 bro

[finite sorrel]

I would honestly play an online version where you both play your own game but watch the other ha

[hollow socket]

Gotta get rhetcon and burglar for nan inf

[final galleon]

rhetcon?

[hollow socket]

Voucher

Is ur deck red steel kings ?

[final galleon]

yes

so which one to sell?

[hollow socket]

Ok so if you get burgler and when you start the blind you copy it with blueprint and brainstorm you get like 16 hands then you play the serpent and keep playing one card to get 2 extra kings in ur hand each time then when you have around 40 in your hand you play and should be able to get man inf

[final galleon]

baron?

[hollow socket]

DNA

You already have 80 steel kings right ?

[final galleon]

yeah i tought aboout DNA

not enough

[hollow socket]

It’s enough to get Nan inf with plasma

[final galleon]

15

[red hamlet]

what a run 🗿

[final galleon]

i deleted the baron

[warm matrix]

its my first time ever having a build this good

should i have my jokers in diff positions

[red hamlet]

1st hand - copy dna with both copies
2nd hand - copy baron and play a high card

[warm matrix]

yeaah thats what ive been doing

it works amazing

getting score written in scientific notation is a first

[wise plaza]

On white stake maybe, try black deck gold stake and get back to me

[red hamlet]

im ngl

if it's too risky for you that you don't risk anything ante 1

roguelikes might not be for you

[wise plaza]

I'm down for risking a lot but it's not black and white, first ante scoring varies deck to deck and difficulty to difficulty

Just like skipping, white stake most decks you can skip all the way to ante 8, try it on gold stake and it won't work out well

[warm matrix]

best run ive had 😔

[opaque shard]

Looping circuit: Aces can make straights with low and high ranked cards (ex. 4, 3, 2, ace, king)

[warm kelp]

made this in roblox

[red hamlet]

goes hard
if it wasn't block man

Square Joker lookn' ass

[warm kelp]

+4 chips lookin ahh 💔

[jade nova]

insane

ive never even gotten e before

[raven slate]

got the okay from a mod to post this: if anyone has a little spare time, would yall be willing to fill out this joker rating survey i'm running? i'm trying to compile a community tier list for all the jokers https://forms.gle/BMLSVvaus3YszdUb8

[red hamlet]

that's not jimbo

[oak magnet]

first time doing the rich get richer challenge kinda cooking

[red hamlet]

copy a sock with blueprint

so your retriggers and mults are balanced

[oak magnet]

i have red seals that should be good no?

[red hamlet]

ah then yea

[oak magnet]

yeah just playing flush five kings

[red hamlet]

what lvl hand

[steel blade]

Hey! I want to "make" a balatro mod but I have no idea where to start. How might I do this?

[red hamlet]

#💻・modding-dev

[oak magnet]

like my planet?

lvl 30

[red hamlet]

dam

[oak magnet]

i dont think theres long left in the run

[steel blade]

thx

[oak magnet]

but its been fun ive never done a bloodstone run

still fairly new

[red hamlet]

if you hit 35, you're getting e23

e30 if you get 5 glass kings

[oak magnet]

yeah i havent been using dusk yet actually

havent had to but i will now

got it from a skip quite lucky

[red hamlet]

5 glass red kings
e25 without dusk
e30 with dusk

[oak magnet]

dusk is nice then

[red hamlet]

extra bloodstone procs

ye

[oak magnet]

dice with glass is so rough

[red hamlet]

yea, only downside of bloodstone builds

[oak magnet]

still a crazy fun build

[red hamlet]

only real scaling is more procs and copies cause you can't use glass that well

[oak magnet]

yeah exactly

just keep going now

[unborn ledge]

hello chat I'm kinda new to balatro, how do I unlock the scribbled joker?

[red hamlet]

?

smeared?

[unborn ledge]

noooo

the scribbly

it looks like a tissue with scribbles

[red hamlet]

oh, yuri joker

discard a royal flush

[unborn ledge]

whaaa

that sounds hard :<

[red hamlet]

do you have checkered deck?

[oak magnet]

go into checkered deck

[red hamlet]

makes it easiest

if not

just restart until you get it first hand

[unborn ledge]

ok

[red hamlet]

go in, use discards and hands to try to get it
reste if not

yuri jokers my beloved

[oak magnet]

just made a braindead play and ended the run short rippp

[red hamlet]

dam

[oak magnet]

was trying to get all red seals for dusk and had 4 discards didnt get one

double ecto so i could only discard one at a time

[red hamlet]

🗿

[unborn ledge]

I GOT IT

[oak magnet]

great run though

[unborn ledge]

yayyy :D

[oak magnet]

nicee

[red hamlet]

yeah ti's relaly not that hard

still giggling at my triple blueprint erosion run

shit was fun on abandoned deck

[oak magnet]

thats ridiculous

17 cards as well

[red hamlet]

got erosion 1st ante
ripped a spectral
got immolate
immediately 20 mult

[oak magnet]

damn

[red hamlet]

took a rare skip as well and got burnt

so my pair was like lvl 40 or some shit

didn't pivot to 4oak fast enough

[oak magnet]

burnt supremacy

[finite shadow]

When mom says “we got baron mime steel king build at home”😔

[unborn ledge]

how do I unlock the cannonball joker?

[patent bramble]

the what

[unborn ledge]

the cannonball joker

it looks like the cannonball man from the circus

[red hamlet]

stuntman

[patent bramble]

oh

that guy

[red hamlet]

https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Jokers

[patent bramble]

Earn at least 100 million (100,000,000) Chips in a single hand.

[unborn ledge]

100 million???

:<

[patent bramble]

ye its not that hard

[finite shadow]

Ye

[patent bramble]

How do you have C+ if you never unlocked it?

[red hamlet]

🗿 why do you have a C+ if yhou don't have

yeah

that

[patent bramble]

well tbh it is possible

but kinda hard

[main anchor]

got my first gold stake win on checkered woo

[finite shadow]

Wooo

That was my first gold stake as well

[main anchor]

i think its a lot of peoples first

[patent bramble]

my first gold stake was plasma ;-;

[finite shadow]

C+ but unlocked brainstorm today is bruh check

[red hamlet]

you need to have it to unlock c+

[patent bramble]

pretty sure you don't

[red hamlet]

so i'm pretty sure that's just a lie

[patent bramble]

C+ is winning every deck with gold stake
C is getting every joker

[red hamlet]

ah

[patent bramble]

no

it is possible to get gold stake on every deck without unlocking every joker

[finite shadow]

It shouldn’t technically be a requirement

[red hamlet]

either way
completionist needs to have everything in collections unlocked

[unborn ledge]

YAYYY

:D

[finite shadow]

But logically speaking it makes a ton of sense to

[patent bramble]

only Completion and completion++
not completion+

[red hamlet]

no i know

[final delta]

my favourite final boss blind

[unborn ledge]

ABBIE

[bold notch]

i found a negative invisible joker, and i didn’t buy it, but it made me think: what happens when you try to sell it??

[unborn ledge]

I love Abbie

[unborn ledge]

you gain an extra slot

[bold notch]

are you serious

[unborn ledge]

negative invis bypasses the limit

even though what it clones wouldn't be negative

[bold notch]

but when u sell it the card it copies isn’t negative

[final delta]

a negative invs is actually funny

[bold notch]

ik i was lowkey mad

[unborn ledge]

yeah

[bold notch]

coulda been a blueprint

[unborn ledge]

why didn't you buy it 😭

a negative is a negative

[bold notch]

if i sell a card after that will the joker slot reset to what it was or is it a permanent +1 slot?

[unborn ledge]

the slot will reset yes

[finite shadow]

That’s a very strange concept. It actually increases a slot?

[bold notch]

i didn’t rly need a regular invis and i figure a negative one would be the same

[unborn ledge]

invis just bypasses that limit because it was an invis that added a joker

[unborn ledge]

wdym 😭

[bold notch]

i had a good setup alr

[unborn ledge]

and?

cloning one of your jokers is still good

[bold notch]

i’m saying i didn’t know id get the extra slot

[unborn ledge]

a free slot at that

[bold notch]

i thought it’d just be a waste of 10

[unborn ledge]

this hurts me

[bold notch]

hence why i asked rn

[final delta]

especially when it's a brainstorm or blueprint or smth like that

[unborn ledge]

you could've asked before you skipped it

😭

[bold notch]

maybe

i guess yes

[unborn ledge]

I am upset

[final delta]

What's ur guys thoughts on the balatro multiplayer mod

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[finite shadow]

So the card it copies become a card that essentially behaves like a negative, but isn’t a negative? If you sell a card that isn’t the copy, do you still have an extra slot? Or you only lose the slot if you sell the copied

[unborn ledge]

yep

you gain the slot because invis would bypass the limit, despite the clone not being negative

and you'd lose the slot if you sell any joker that isn't negative

[red hamlet]

it won't behave like a negative
it'll just be there

[final delta]

that's totally mot confusing

[red hamlet]

chilling

you lose the extra slot, keep the copy

and you essentially negate an antimatter if you grab it in the future

[unborn ledge]

yeah

it's like a temporary antimatter

[red hamlet]

which is an awful way for it to work
but oh well

[unborn ledge]

if it works, it works

[lethal owl]

Im quite late but

Good morning everyone

[final delta]

so a negative inv when u sell basically becomes a antimatter

[final delta]

ur on time it's 12am for me

[lethal owl]

4pm here

[red hamlet]

no, it doesnt' give you an extra slot

[cunning crag]

Good evening

[lethal owl]

Lol

[red hamlet]

and makes the next antimatter worthless

[cunning crag]

6 for me

[final delta]

Oh

[red hamlet]

it really shouldn't work

but oh well

[unborn ledge]

joker

[cunning crag]

I love antimatter

The real thing

[unborn ledge]

I prefer dark matter

[cunning crag]

Dark matter is cool too

[red hamlet]

i prefer LP, GIMME DEM RANK UPS

[main anchor]

i gambled so hard on the last hand, bell has always screwed me so im glad it was in my favor

[red hamlet]

grats, gamer

[cunning crag]

Bro every time I got bell it always screwed me over on my last hand

[red hamlet]

now be annoyed that some jjokers have gold stickers

[cunning crag]

I would be 100 to 200 chips away

Every time

[final delta]

why would that be annoying

[red hamlet]

not matching 💔

[steady lagoon]

Do I take the blackboard

[unborn ledge]

yes

[final delta]

yes

[red hamlet]

If you can get rid of the diamonds nad hearts, yeah

[unborn ledge]

MADNESS

[steady lagoon]

What do I replace it with

[red hamlet]

how big is your tarot

[unborn ledge]

burg

[steady lagoon]

32

[red hamlet]

yeah just dump burgman

[unborn ledge]

you'd need flat mult support

[red hamlet]

mult cards

[final delta]

imma start a new save and redo the game

[steady lagoon]

Alr

[lament hollow]

balatro

balatro

[steady lagoon]

Damn yall were right

[lament hollow]

very good wwow

big number

[steady lagoon]

Really big number

[final delta]

Reverse parking or to do list

[red hamlet]

to-do you can hella cahs in early
reverse works hard if you got pare or started deck fixing

[stark heath]

i think gold stake shouldnt exist

[final delta]

Ahh okay with to do list do i only need to use that poker hand ones per round

[red hamlet]

1. that's not even from goldstake
2. just play on whitestake

[final delta]

cruelty 😭

[fluid shuttle]

Wait oops all sixes effect the wheel?!😭

[stark heath]

whatever man, blue stake or whatever it is

[red hamlet]

oops all sixes affects everything that has green odds

glass cards break more often, gros michel perishes more

bloodstone is guaranteed

[deft swift]

Hi balatro people

[red hamlet]

goodbye

[deft swift]

💔

[final delta]

I'm sorry????

what do I even do here

[unborn ledge]

buffoon pack

[stark heath]

buy jimbo and go to next round

[final delta]

I got a negative mindas

[unborn ledge]

get it

I told you buffoon pack would be good

[final delta]

u djd indeed

[unborn ledge]

use the face cards already, that'll be econ soon

bonus points if you get gold ticket

[final delta]

should I take joker as well for 4 mult?

[unborn ledge]

sure why not

[final delta]

bet lmao

[unborn ledge]

just make sure to set your econ up

get a nice joker next shop or so

[final delta]

I got buisness card or buffon pack

[fluid shuttle]

Is that a pin?!

I need it

[final delta]

what u gonna copy it with

[pearl garden]

hell yeah

[pearl garden]

lightyearpins bro its actually so heat

[final delta]

Wait buisness card and midas mask good combo?

[red hamlet]

it's alright

get more golds and can still cash in the played stuff

[final delta]

I can take the buffon pack as well i got 11 bucks

[fluid shuttle]

I need the blueprint pin

[pearl garden]

nah get the eternal rental egg pin

[red hamlet]

lmk when they start doing yuri jokers

[dusky oasis]

Be the change you want to see in the world

[opaque shard]

There already are it's called photochad

[red hamlet]

that's not yuri

[opaque shard]

Oh right

[final delta]

dna take or leave

[opaque shard]

Blueprint and brainstorm

[wicked wagon]

I got sick, my immune system is trying to get me off my balatro grind

[red hamlet]

must be nice

[final delta]

the grid never stops

[red hamlet]

balatro itself wants me to piss off

[final delta]

imma take a dna to copy gold cards

[red hamlet]

copy kings

[wicked wagon]

i'm trying but my damn eyes hurt

i'm trying to get black stake abandoned deck

[final delta]

good point

[opaque shard]

I wanna talk about chaos theory for a moment
I think it would've been cool to have in the game but also the fact it got scrapped alongside its artstyle makes it cooler

I imagine it got scrapped cuz it was a bit too lumpytouch for the game's artstyle but Idk

[turbid root]

high score! had a bit of luck finding a baron (i never find him) and managed my income ok. would be way easier with plasma deck though...
spent $400 rerolling last boss but didnt get the serpent, so end of run there

[opaque shard]

Gg

[fluid shuttle]

My best friend accidentally daggered the Chad and when he got the ride the bus card, he was hyped since he has the no face deck but he daggered it by accident again😭💀

[red hamlet]

goober

[fluid shuttle]

He responded “I deserve to be called that”💀

[balmy crag]

im currently completely checking and maxing a seed some1 want to help me take a good look at the seed (i need moral support i have ben doing this for 4h now im at ante4)

[cobalt musk]

i need that

[opaque shard]

You see all these Balatro mods like cryptid, brainstorm, saturn

I wanna make a mod and name it delayed gratification

[fluid shuttle]

Lightyearpins

[cobalt musk]

aoiwnmdoiawefnoinaw

[ornate jay]

58 dollars

[cobalt musk]

remember when expensive games used to cost only 60 bucks?

[ornate jay]

yeah that was good

i don't even play aaa games anymore

[red hamlet]

i love the excuse of inflation

as if CEOs and other suits don't rack in easily 10x what the devs do
with ceos getting 100x more

satoru the goat still for cutting his salary to avoid layoffs at nintendo

[ornate jay]

like no these prices are awful

[cobalt musk]

fellas, what i do?

i red sealed a single steel king for now

[opaque shard]

Goodbye riff raff

Or wily

Or blue

[ornate jay]

why do you have riff raff

i litterally played this by mistake

[cobalt musk]

cause i only had perkeo

i hexed him and needed stuff

[wide crane]

:(