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[lusty rune]

I'm sending horrible things using gif perms

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-cat-funny-cat-meme-cute-gif-4770784610413068186

[spiral ridge]

Try to discard until you get enough face cards to play 5 of a kind / flush with only faces or flush five

Also put more face cards into your deck with spectral and tarot cards

Specifically kings and queens obviously

[lusty rune]

perhaps high card

[lavish zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[spiral ridge]

Why would you do that ☹️ that hurts triboulet so bad

[uneven edge]

but I also have an eter burnt so i’d also be upgrading things I don’t need

[uneven edge]

I had it before triboulet :(

[spiral ridge]

Eternal burnt joker + triboulet means you'll either have to

Sacrifice burnt joker power or sacrifice triboulet power

[lavish zenith]

trib is every face card gives x2 mult right

there should be a bot that brings up joker abilities

like you do ++joker triboulet

[mighty epoch]

lets gooo

[spiral ridge]

Kings and queens only

[lavish zenith]

and it shows you who triboulet is

[uneven edge]

I mean with deck fixing I think eventually they could go well

[lavish zenith]

his art, his effect,

[spiral ridge]

Yes

[lavish zenith]

his IP address and his place of residency

[spiral ridge]

If you know how to deck fix then go ahead

[lavish zenith]

his blood type,

[lavish zenith]

why do two of your blueprints look weirder than the first

ohhh foil

right

foil

foiled again

[uneven edge]

well I just got dna so hopefully this’ll pan out well

[mighty epoch]

yessir

[spiral ridge]

PEAK

[mighty epoch]

unseeded too

ffs i threw

and i have retcon

so im just an idiot

damn

[lethal owl]

ah yes ,the three horsemen of losing

the pillar,the needle and every ¨all (insert any asuit) cards are debuffed¨

[mighty epoch]

real

[lethal owl]

oh i forgot

the plant

[mighty epoch]

well that counts to ur last part

all face cards = insert any card (just not suit ig)

[lethal owl]

yeah i hate the plant

[mighty epoch]

baron mime vs plant

KO

[lethal owl]

just the plant,the other ones are manageable

[mighty epoch]

literally

i once had a 4 copy jokers baron mime and redseals very early

couldve fs got naneinf that run

but i got finessed by the plant on like ante 10

[lethal owl]

anyways im going to do a run now with plasma deck

[mighty epoch]

GL

[lethal owl]

see ya

thanks

[mighty epoch]

that was the last run of the night for me

[broken peak]

NICE FUCKING JUDGEMENT ROLL YO

[agile pawn]

dna + hologram my beloved

[broken peak]

man I wish

[raven slate]

is there a particular mod i should message for a rules question?

[slim junco]

Hi

No um yeah message @red hamlet for mods

They'er really smart

Not as smart as me of course but close ... Kinda........ Not really haha

[lavish thicket]

if yall had to give a joker ability to a picture of a snowflake what would it be

[raven slate]

i did mean moderator but i got my question answered anyway :3

[lavish thicket]

im gonna steal the idea for fanart

[brave saddle]

black deck green stake done

ay

yay

time for the blacks now

[deft ledge]

heheheheh

[random plover]

random ahh run just giving me this but no deckfixing

[torn dawn]

is this the plant experience?

[broken peak]

F

[random plover]

you have been planted

[lavish zenith]

the plant

[broken peak]

3 beautifully synergizing rares ante 2

[torn dawn]

honestly this i feel more fulfilled from getting planted than getting the w

[broken peak]

thats hard lowkey

[torn dawn]

im experiencing the meme first hand

[lethal owl]

turns out,i dont have plasma deck

how do i unlock it ?

[normal phoenix]

Blue stake iirc

[torn dawn]

blue stake

[lethal owl]

i see

[torn dawn]

rare beef

[lethal owl]

and how do i gett blue stake

[torn dawn]

so when you win with a deck you unlcok a new stake

[lethal owl]

yes

i only have red

[torn dawn]

that makes the game more difficult with each stake

[lethal owl]

wich level of dificulty is blue

[lavish zenith]

you need to beat red stake to unlock the next stake

[lethal owl]

so blue is after red?

[lavish zenith]

i forget when blue is

i don't think it is

[lethal owl]

or after green

[normal phoenix]

It's the 4th one

[lethal owl]

or is green later

[torn dawn]

blue is after black

[lethal owl]

oh man

[torn dawn]

so red green black then blue

[lethal owl]

dang

well spectral deck will come save me

wish me luck

[torn dawn]

do you not have checkered deck?

[lethal owl]

im not that far into unlocks

best decks i have is spectral and abandoned

[fallow ledge]

guys wtf is a booster pack i feell ike my red card never goes up

[torn dawn]

when you open a pack from the shop

like the celestial pack or spectral pack

[brazen phoenix]

ghost deck rules

[brazen phoenix]

you have to press skip

[lethal owl]

lol im looking at the active people and THE ACTUAL yorick is playing balatro

[brazen phoenix]

you still have to buy the booster pack for your red card to go up

[fallow ledge]

OH

IM SO DUMB

[torn dawn]

like yorick from hamlet?

[lethal owl]

the legendary joker

[torn dawn]

omg hes a bnnuy enjoyer

[lethal owl]

if balatro jokers existed irl,who would you kill,marry and sleep with

[torn dawn]

definetly sleep with lusty joker

[lethal owl]

and kill

[torn dawn]

straight

runner idk what is ccalled

[lethal owl]

lol

anyways ,yorick is goated

[torn dawn]

and marry perkeo i love perkeo

[lethal owl]

peakeo

[torn dawn]

hell ye

[keen brook]

guys i won for the first time (i had my pair hand leveled up to like ten for some reason)

[gleaming hound]

fuck chicot, marry card sharp, kill jimbo

[lethal owl]

negative halucination is crazy

[fallow ledge]

ok so im in love with you now my deck is unstoppable

[keen brook]

why

[torn dawn]

i consider fucking arrowhead for obvious reasons

[lethal owl]

now thats an answer,chicot looks like hes getting it

[gleaming hound]

[torn dawn]

which legendary joker is getting the best head

[lethal owl]

idk, its funny

[brazen phoenix]

hell yea!!! red card goes crazy

[lethal owl]

between chicot and perkeo

yorick is like worried about it

[torn dawn]

chicot and perkeo are giving each toher head

[fallow ledge]

ok so i love how i just lost to the mark because i had the one that makes everything a face card

[lethal owl]

triboulet is getting mid

[gleaming hound]

got perkeo doin the jordan!!!!!!

[lethal owl]

ah yes

pareidholia

or smth like that

[fallow ledge]

such good jokers

[lethal owl]

yes

and that happening is way more normal then you think

it happened to me two days ago

[fallow ledge]

ACRTUALLY WTF DO I DO

OMG

BC BLUEPRINT IS BAD WITH NOTHING

[lethal owl]

oh snap

[fallow ledge]

im getting blueprint

[lethal owl]

yeah

[torn dawn]

how do you change background

[lethal owl]

i think it randomizes

[fallow ledge]

it js changes

actually it depends

[lethal owl]

was the boss blind the psychic?

[fallow ledge]

on boss, pack, etc.

[lethal owl]

im just realizing the buffon pack always has that bg color

im dunb

[tacit bronze]

goated flush build

[fallow ledge]

you KNOW i gotta pick odd todd js because of my inside joke

[lethal owl]

imagine a gros michel,heck imagine a cavendish

[fallow ledge]

(my odd todd run)

[lethal owl]

crazy

[fallow ledge]

odd todd my second favorite

[torn dawn]

odd number of odd todd

[fallow ledge]

i love you todd

[torn dawn]

one more would ruin it

unless ofc you find a fifth one

[lethal owl]

to anyone reading, have you seen a cavendish go extinct?

1 in a 1000 every round btw

[torn dawn]

i think i did

because i always pick banan

[fallow ledge]

F697U59I is the odd todd seed btw

[lethal owl]

wich is more rare

negative or eternal

[fallow ledge]

odd todd

[torn dawn]

what eteral is common isnt it?

[agile pawn]

i've had a cavendish go extinct on me before

[torn dawn]

if you have etenrla stake like a third of the jokers are eternal or smth

[lethal owl]

and then we have the wheel of fortune never doing anything

[fallow ledge]

this deck is INSANE for aces (ignore the gem

[lethal owl]

n o p e !

[fallow ledge]

jokers*

[lethal owl]

anyways back to a certain question

[agile pawn]

negative

[fallow ledge]

if its abt odd todd ik everything

[lethal owl]

perkeo is receiving the best head out of all 5 legend jokers

[torn dawn]

i knew it

[fallow ledge]

guys iREALLY like odd todd

[torn dawn]

i think he likes odd todd guys

[lethal owl]

like his face is not believing how good it is

[lethal owl]

do you like odd todd?

[fallow ledge]

i like odd todd's face

[torn dawn]

he has than hedonistic hair and outfit ofc he is

that*

[lethal owl]

imagine local thunk is just reading all of this

[torn dawn]

does that make you a hater of even staven?

[lethal owl]

bunch of tomfoolery

[torn dawn]

or are they friends?

[fallow ledge]

odd todd and odd todd

[fallow ledge]

YES

and throwback

throwback my second fav hes so good bc i skip literally every blind

[torn dawn]

two odd todds would become even tho

[lethal owl]

this server is making me want to change my pfp to a joker

[torn dawn]

dont only noobs do that

[fallow ledge]

should i change mine to odd todd

[torn dawn]

yes

[lethal owl]

maybe vagabond? im kind of poor

[fallow ledge]

specificly negative odd todd

i dont like normal odd todd only negative

[agile pawn]

i hate throwback

[broken peak]

throw in a fib and youre golden

[agile pawn]

and i'm gonna have to get a gold sticker on it at some point

:(

[fallow ledge]

did somebody say

odd todd

[lethal owl]

how is the other one called?

[random plover]

joker pfp gang

[broken peak]

even steven

[lethal owl]

who would win a fight

odd todd or even steven

[broken peak]

theyre like opposite square bishops, they cant fight each other

[unreal fox]

i beat all gold stakes but why didnt my steam achivement pop off

[broken peak]

existing in different dimensions

[lethal owl]

aight imagine they are real

[agile pawn]

are you using mods maybe

[broken peak]

no idea, what have you tried to far?

[brazen phoenix]

maybe you're not connected

[unreal fox]

i got rid of mods when i realized they stopped steam achivements

[brazen phoenix]

you didn't press the "unlock all" button right?

[broken peak]

well in that case theyd be married

[lethal owl]

or they would miss every punch

one hits every odd second

and the other every even second

[unreal fox]

dont think so

[broken peak]

the what.

[agile pawn]

i think i like odd todd more than even steven

[brazen phoenix]

on your save file you can just instantly fill out the collection but it disables achievements

i like the one that gives you mult

good early game jokker

[unreal fox]

yeah i didnt do that

[lethal owl]

w i c h o ne

[brazen phoenix]

i dont know

[lethal owl]

its like saying i like the joker that adds chips

lol

[brazen phoenix]

i think even steven gives you mult

[lethal owl]

yes

[agile pawn]

yeah it does

[lethal owl]

and odd todd chips

[random tendon]

I like perkeo

[brazen phoenix]

[lethal owl]

we all do

WAIT

[brazen phoenix]

perkeo is my favorite designed joker in the game

[lethal owl]

theres an emoji for every joker?

[brazen phoenix]

no

[random tendon]

same

[lethal owl]

o h

[fallow ledge]

WHY DIDNT NONE OF YALL TELL ME THERE WAS AN ODD TODD EMOJI

I FW THAT SO HARD

btw its henye

i cfhanged

for the better

[brazen phoenix]

OMG hi odd todd

[fallow ledge]

Im literally odd todd

[lethal owl]

i can tell youre the yellow jokerfrom before

[agile pawn]

i like arrowhead for chips too

[lethal owl]

not anymore

welcome odd todd

[brazen phoenix]

a wild card flush build with all of the gemstone jokers would go hard

[agile pawn]

true

and oa6 for the bloodstone

[fallow ledge]

“yelllow joker” 💔

[lethal owl]

that emoji is blueprint bro

[fallow ledge]

first off its a diamond

[lethal owl]

yeah i forgot its effect sorry

[fallow ledge]

second its greedy joker

[lethal owl]

i dont use that joker

[fallow ledge]

sry i gotta defend my bro

🥀

WEONG EMOJI

OKG

[lethal owl]

XDDD

same thing happened when you posted ,im literally odd todd,instead of using odd todd they used blueprint

[fallow ledge]

OMG

💔

[agile pawn]

one time i sold a blueprint for a gros michel

[fallow ledge]

im such a fake odd todd fan you can oublicly execute me

[agile pawn]

gold sticker moment

[lethal owl]

h u h

[fallow ledge]

🥀

[lethal owl]

dw odd todd,you just manifestated into this server

you can commit errors

[fallow ledge]

why does my bathroom smell like catpee

[lethal owl]

theres gotta be an even steven in this server bro

i can sense it

[fallow ledge]

@sullen lotus cmere

[lethal owl]

lol

[lethal owl]

fake,doesnt have even steven as pfp

oh snap

i had an idea for an original joker

i need to draw it

[lucid creek]

My wins today were:

Ghost deck, white stake, blue joker, half joker, fortune teller, the duo, polychrome constellation

Checkered deck, blue stake, scary face, seltzer, lusty joker, ramen, polychrome duo

[lethal owl]

o h

well since your doing that

my last win was

wait let me remember

can i check like the history of my wins

[lethal owl]

i still dont know what itl do

aight ill be back to chek what my last win was

[spiral ridge]

We got Even Steven and Odd Todd but where's Middle Maddel

[lucid creek]

I kinda threw in ante 9 or 10 because I found a soul card and sold blue to take it and I got Perkeo. One of my friends has over 160 hours logged on the game, going for completionist and has never pulled it and he's been complaining about it for months to the point where I made an emote of Perkeo in the server we're in.

[spiral ridge]

I love Perkeo

[lethal owl]

aight my last win was

[spiral ridge]

Wish I could have more legendary runs honestly

Just because they're fun

[lethal owl]

holographic misprint,foil drivers license,hologram joker,blueprint ,yorick

on green deck

[spiral ridge]

Yorick green deck 💔

[lethal owl]

NO WAIT LET ME EDIT THAT

not smiley face

Drivers license

[fallow ledge]

draw odd todd next

on my knees

[lethal owl]

im new alright

literally yorick is my first legendary joker

[spiral ridge]

I know I just mean

It's a little sad to get yorick when you're playing green deck

[agile pawn]

the first legendary i got a gold sticker on was chicot

glad i don't have to deal with him anymore

[lethal owl]

main reason why i was playing green deck,i need better decks

[spiral ridge]

Yea I get that!

[lethal owl]

but yeah

[spiral ridge]

Play yellow deck if ya want better runs without having to worry about stuff like that

[lethal owl]

what decks are better for yorick

[fallow ledge]

i forgot to sell my luchador on the needle and lost im gonna break my pc i swear to god

[lucid creek]

Red

[spiral ridge]

Red

[fallow ledge]

im gonna crashout bro

[spiral ridge]

That's abt it

[lucid creek]

I hated having to win with black deck again when I got the mobile app since checkered is my main lolll

[lethal owl]

pressed play instead of discard💔

[agile pawn]

black deck is fun

[spiral ridge]

Red deck is good for Yorick, green deck is bad for Yorick, every other deck is just neutral for Yorick

[lethal owl]

o h

noted

[lethal owl]

will do

a fun fact its that its easier for me to draw pixel art in paint

anyways odd todd ,my idea for a joker and what other joker should i draw

[lucid creek]

Like, it can be, but even when you get a good build, unless you get grabber, only having 3 hands sucks.

[fallow ledge]

throwback

i love throwback sm

everytimne i get throwback its INSTANT win

i skip literally everything anyways

its basically a passive to me

[lethal owl]

aight

since its jokers , i think i can draw all of them rn

but it might take me like 1 and half hour

or less

odd todd first

ill be back

[fallow ledge]

no make it extermely hyperrealistic in 10 seconds

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

you lost

[lethal owl]

N U H U H (saved by mr bones)

[opal meteor]

i am aroused by odd todd

[agile pawn]

i hate throwback because i usually play on high stakes and it scales too slowly 💔

[fallow ledge]

oh

thats not

really

[opal meteor]

wait

[fallow ledge]

what im talking about

man

[opal meteor]

oh

[fallow ledge]

[lethal owl]

yooo that emoji is so peak

[opal meteor]

i didnt mean you i didnt even consciously realise there was someone named odd todd here

lol

[fallow ledge]

yk when you give up and just start doing flushes

[lethal owl]

you also didnt specify what kind of aroused you are

[fallow ledge]

im literally the odd todd master

[opal meteor]

odd todd is pretty hot

tho

[lethal owl]

o h

[opal meteor]

you know

[fallow ledge]

he dont want u

he want me

[opal meteor]

true

[spiral ridge]

Odd Todd giving massive fem vibes

[opal meteor]

but blue joker always wants me

[fallow ledge]

NO HES NOT

[opal meteor]

and im always there for blue joker

[lethal owl]

ask odd todd this

[fallow ledge]

STOP ASSAULTING HIM IM GONNA CRY

[lethal owl]

do it jiggle?

[fallow ledge]

[opal meteor]

blue joker is a 9/10 but odd todd is a 10/10

[lethal owl]

man i love this chat

[opal meteor]

brainstorm and blueprint combined 9/10 too

[lethal owl]

and yall are fun people to be around with

ight NOW im going to go draw odd todd

[spiral ridge]

I like this chat because I get to give advice sometimes

[fallow ledge]

heh..ik im so cool

[opal meteor]

if blue joker breaks up with me and brainstorm blueprint dont wanna have a 3sum then i can always try going for gros michel

[spiral ridge]

(My advice is 100x better than when I actually play the game for some reason)

[lethal owl]

i think the people here is more like me

and i like that

besides we all love gambling(in games) dont we

[spiral ridge]

Gambling !!!!

[fallow ledge]

but balatro isnt rly gambling

[spiral ridge]

Let's go gambling!!!

FUCK!

[lethal owl]

so real

[fallow ledge]

what are you gambling

other than

[spiral ridge]

[fallow ledge]

wheel

[lethal owl]

wheel of misfortune apparently

[uncut magnet]

[lucid creek]

Wheel is GOATed with oops or fortune teller

[fallow ledge]

every time i get what i need for the idol it changes

[spiral ridge]

When you play Balatro

[fallow ledge]

it pmo

[spiral ridge]

You gamble for

And

[fallow ledge]

blueprinti s so mid compared to odd todd

odd todd is lowk better blueprint frfr

[spiral ridge]

Blueprint odd todd..

Double todd..

[lethal owl]

no

[opal meteor]

double the fun

[lucid creek]

Stop the yap 😭😭

[fallow ledge]

rate the painted deck jokers

[lethal owl]

double blueprint the odd todd,so its odd

[fallow ledge]

and thats why you smoke weed

get a job

[spiral ridge]

TRIPLE TODD

ODDEST ODD TODD..

[lethal owl]

i tried to say that and i had a stroke

too much power

[spiral ridge]

Odder Odd Todds

[lethal owl]

who is the oddest off the odds

todd

aight this is nonsense

gtg ill be back with a drawing of you know who

[spiral ridge]

Turn Odd Todd and Even Steven into Rare cards

OCD Steven and Insanity Todd

[lethal owl]

insanity?

virtual?

[spiral ridge]

Odd Todd and Even Steven could have cool gimmicks as rare cards

[fallow ledge]

guysim NOT zesty but what if they collab'd with brat and made a card that scores 3 6 and 5 three additional times

[spiral ridge]

Like for example Even Steven could gain XMult if your hand contains 5 even cards

[fallow ledge]

like i dont even know brat thats js a good idea

[lucid creek]

Maybe they'd work like how walkie talkie does where you get a +mult and chips or something.

[lethal owl]

isnt that like a mix of the stand up joker and fobinacci

[spiral ridge]

I'm thinking moreso scaling upon using 5 evens/odds

[fallow ledge]

BRO THE WAY EVERY TIME I DO A FLUSH THE SPACE JOKER UPGRADES IT

IF I DO ANYTHING ELSE IT DOESNT

[spiral ridge]

Too bad XChips isn't a thing so you can't make Rare Odd Todd

[fallow ledge]

WHAT IS THIS LUCKK

[lethal owl]

its fluck

flush luck

[fallow ledge]

IT JUST DID IT AGAIN

WHAT THE FLUCK

[lethal owl]

so flucking epic

[fallow ledge]

oh not this time

smh

its lvl 11 rn

[lethal owl]

1 in 4 is the same as wheel of fortune so

[fallow ledge]

i cannot wait to beat the painted deck i NEED the ghost joker or wtv it is

[lethal owl]

invisible?

[lucid creek]

Xchips sounds like it could be fun

[spiral ridge]

Invisible joker is so good

[fallow ledge]

yes

[spiral ridge]

Definitely could be

[fallow ledge]

wheel of fortune is so mid yall are crazy

[spiral ridge]

Would work for my idea of making rare versions of Even Steven / Odd Todd

[lethal owl]

how do i draw odd todd,i need to make it diferent and not just copy the entire thing

[spiral ridge]

Gaining XChips/XMult for playing 5 odd/even cards

[fallow ledge]

uhm guys...

[lucid creek]

She's cooking

[fallow ledge]

I LOST

BC OF THIS poopoo diaper

OM fricking gosh

wait can you swear here

[lethal owl]

can someone help me about this

[fallow ledge]

can you swear here

[lethal owl]

idk

[spiral ridge]

Probably

[deft ledge]

if the profanities aren't too vulgar it should be fine

[fallow ledge]

how do you see that

[lethal owl]

odd todd

you yes you

[fallow ledge]

im focusing on diamonds again bc i love diamonds and last round pmo so hard

[lethal owl]

can you tell me how do i draw you while also making the drawing diferent than the actual card

[fallow ledge]

you draw it good

[lethal owl]

funny how i thought of doing that

[fallow ledge]

draw it like a good boy

[lethal owl]

not helping

kay ill make it bigger

but what diference would i add

[fallow ledge]

do you want a treat or smth what am i supposoed to do

idk how to draw bruh

[lethal owl]

see if i draw it,its probably gonna look the same as the og card

what i am askign here is how would i change that

[fallow ledge]

rate the dick i mean deck

[spiral ridge]

Good early game

[fallow ledge]

itsw round 3 so good

[spiral ridge]

Will mess up midway through probably

[lethal owl]

e x t i n c t !

[spiral ridge]

E x t i n c t !

[fallow ledge]

"will mess up midway through" i got 7k in one turn on round 4

im so cool

i just got deja vu its over

[spiral ridge]

Round 4?

[fallow ledge]

yes

[spiral ridge]

As in ante 2 small blind?

😭

[lethal owl]

ante 2 small blindyes

[fallow ledge]

im a good boy

hawk tuah

im a good boy hawk tuah

[spiral ridge]

Midway thru as in like ante 4 big blind

[lethal owl]

spit on that THANG

[spiral ridge]

💔

[lethal owl]

wheel moment

[fallow ledge]

wyd if uh

idk

[spiral ridge]

Need a joker that retriggers wheels

[lethal owl]

that would be cool

[spiral ridge]

Call it "99% of Jokers"

[lethal owl]

like another type of perkeo but weaker

[fallow ledge]

answer my question guys

[spiral ridge]

Idk 😔

[lethal owl]

get destroyed before they hit big

[fallow ledge]

i accidentally doubled my cash at 1$

[limpid gyro]

Can someone help me find the brainstorm for my seed?

[fallow ledge]

nerd stop using seeds

[limpid gyro]

I forgot what round it came from

[limpid gyro]

I just wanna know the highest score my seed can get

[lethal owl]

there should be a VC in this server

[fallow ledge]

my gros michel wont die

i need the other one

[lethal owl]

the other one is so good

Cavendish

[fallow ledge]

bro is it my destiny to always be frucked

why does it ALWAYS make diamodns debuffed

[red hamlet]

Not gonna be one cause hard to moderate

[fallow ledge]

this game is practically making me bite the curb

IM NEVER PLAYING AGAIN OMFG

WHY

WHY

WHY

WHY

EVERY SINGLE TIME BRO

[uncut magnet]

lol

[fallow ledge]

ALWAYS ANTE 6

ALWAYS DIAMODNS

[fallow ledge]

ITS NOT FUNNY

[uncut magnet]

Get good?

[red hamlet]

Hey so
If its always diamonda

Why not build around not diamonds

[fallow ledge]

because i like diamonds

[uncut magnet]

Like yeah exactly

[fallow ledge]

and it keeps giving me diamonds

so what am i suposed to do

not use them

[brazen phoenix]

balatro movie adaptation

[fallow ledge]

I JUST GOT THROWBACK

THE ROUND IS OVER

EVERYTHING

DEMOLISHED

[lethal owl]

I have an image for that

[uncut magnet]

Get good

[primal sphinx]

Why does odd todd like diamonds

[lethal owl]

he wasnt always odd todd

guess who he was

[fallow ledge]

why doesnt he

[uncut magnet]

Even Steven

[fallow ledge]

blue doesnt mean clubs

[primal sphinx]

Todd

[lethal owl]

he once had his soul corrupted by greed

oh cmon

the greedy joker

but hes past that

hes now odd todd,the perfect form

[uncut magnet]

New joker idea. Black joker. Turns all future jokers negative

[lethal owl]

destroys next round

[uncut magnet]

Truuuue

[fallow ledge]

flushes the entire time still lost

im never playing again

like acutally bro

[uncut magnet]

That’s actually not half bad

Delete the game dude

[severe geode]

The heroes journey to naninf

[fallow ledge]

guys im playing marvel rivals who wanna plau

[fallow ledge]

sybau get a job

i bet you like children

[lethal owl]

DAMN

mean todd

[uncut magnet]

Ban this man mod

[fallow ledge]

you started it first what

maybe dont talk sh if you cant handle the truth buddy

[uncut magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-discord-mod-gif-17404888196318737743

[lethal owl]

this is getting out of hand(pun intended)

[strong rose]

this 1st shop

[fallow ledge]

CORNY AHH GIF OMFG

[brazen phoenix]

corny

[uncut magnet]

Looks like a good face card build time

[brazen phoenix]

be nice pal

[strong rose]

fr

[uncut magnet]

Todd respectfully kiss my ass

[fallow ledge]

brody he literally was talking sh

[brazen phoenix]

true

[uncut magnet]

I bet you wear pointy white hats

[brazen phoenix]

kanji you be nice too

[fallow ledge]

OK THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CHILDREN THING BRUH

[strong rose]

time to pray for no 🪴

[lethal owl]

i agree it was rude to say ¨delete the game dude¨ but dont respond with that todd

[fallow ledge]

@amber burrow can you help us please

[uncut magnet]

You’re kidding. He literally said he’s not playing anymore like what?

[strong rose]

woww

[fallow ledge]

your cooking

[uncut magnet]

Just get reroll lol @strong rose

[brazen phoenix]

WOW

[fallow ledge]

yes queenn

[lethal owl]

i um

i

[uncut magnet]

Bruh

[weak tangle]

why does gros michel never die

[lethal owl]

i dont

[weak tangle]

when u want him to

[lethal owl]

want to be like this

but

[fallow ledge]

what

[lethal owl]

youre*

[brazen phoenix]

balatrou're

[fallow ledge]

you're*

[lethal owl]

yeah i dont use that lil thing

[fallow sand]

Yo wsp

[fallow ledge]

waut stop im playing marvel rivals

[fallow sand]

I'm new to the server

[fallow ledge]

i have such a good team

[uncut magnet]

Erm it is actually you’re

[fallow ledge]

3 golds

[fallow ledge]

erm read up

[uncut magnet]

I was just making sure you don’t forget

[fallow sand]

Yo odd tod

[fallow ledge]

what

WAIT GUYS SOTP THE MATCH IS STARTING

[fallow sand]

Even Steven or odd tod?

[uncut magnet]

Tell him

[fallow ledge]

WAIT FOR ME

[fallow ledge]

odd todd

no duh

[fallow sand]

Is even Steven ur opp

[uncut magnet]

Even Steven is better fr

[fallow sand]

Fr

[lethal owl]

both are good and thats it

[uncut magnet]

Nah

[fallow sand]

Wdym e.s is clearly better

[lethal owl]

and odd todd its better in plasma

[strong rose]

BRO

[uncut magnet]

Yeah well fuck plasma

[brazen phoenix]

crazy

[uncut magnet]

I’m getting a little too excited from this

[fallow sand]

He'll ya

Hell

[brazen phoenix]

that reminds me of one run i had where i had a crazy face card thing goin on and i pivoted to royal flushes

[lethal owl]

careful with certain boss blinds

[uncut magnet]

Plant 🌱

[strong rose]

im aware

[uncut magnet]

Nah fuck plant

[lethal owl]

yeah i just wanted to remind you

[uncut magnet]

I believe in the rng

[lethal owl]

better safe then sorry

[strong rose]

UHUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[uncut magnet]

Duuuude

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-planting-green-gif-26050675

[uncut magnet]

That sucks

[strong rose]

DOABLE

JUST NEED TO PRAY

[uncut magnet]

Can you score enough?

https://tenor.com/view/plant-hate-meme-gif-25568660

[digital tusk]

😭

[uncut magnet]

Well that sucks

[brazen phoenix]

you could just buy it for the polychrome

[digital tusk]

its round two...

[fallow sand]

Yo Kanji check ur dms

[uncut magnet]

Oh no

[red hamlet]

what's your other jokers

[digital tusk]

sly joker

[red hamlet]

and the other one?

[digital tusk]

thats it

[strong rose]

yea lol no

[digital tusk]

i sold the other

[red hamlet]

i can see there's 2 mf

ah

how much cash

[digital tusk]

$35

[red hamlet]

what's the skips ahead

or is this boss blind shop

[digital tusk]

investment and economy

[red hamlet]

buy it
sell it
skip for 25 dollar on boss blind

50 bucks from boss blind
big pp

[digital tusk]

im convinced black hole isn't real

how have i got every other card first

[uncut magnet]

Noooo

[lavish zenith]

that's just plain goofy

[red hamlet]

0.3% chance is 0.3% chance

rare

[uncut magnet]

Oh it’s real

[red hamlet]

you're also probably more likely to rip a tarot than to rip a planet

[uncut magnet]

You have to buy the dlc though

[digital tusk]

i've had at least 10 legendaries

[lavish zenith]

triboulet on the other hand is only real during a challenge run apparently

[brazen phoenix]

triboulet only appears on abandoned deck

[uncut magnet]

Trib only appears on title menu

[red hamlet]

my tarots are at least twice as many uses than planets

[brazen phoenix]

this is because tarots are awesome

[lavish zenith]

maybe you're underrating planets just a bit

[uncut magnet]

When is balatro pvp coming officially

[red hamlet]

no, i just usually got by

[lavish zenith]

wait you're ipff,ntw hiii

[red hamlet]

[lavish zenith]

ouppy

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[lavish zenith]

did you see my prideful joker

[red hamlet]

no

i just woke up

[uncut magnet]

Did you see my black joker

[lavish zenith]

#🎙・server-chat message

[uncut magnet]

Makes all future jokers negative. Destroys on next round

[tough spindle]

pride joker?

[uncut magnet]

lol 😂

[tough spindle]

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

[uncut magnet]

I know what you’re thinking

Makes you like dudes

🥴

[red hamlet]

🗿

[lavish zenith]

got those estradiol tablet teal joker balls on em too

[uncut magnet]

WTF is that

[lavish zenith]

what do you call them

what are the balls at the end of the jokers froofroo thingy called

[uncut magnet]

Just need stone and blue print

[red hamlet]

bells?

lmfao

[lavish zenith]

are they bells?

[uncut magnet]

Nah they are balls

[lavish zenith]

i mean not on the hat

on the neck thingy

[uncut magnet]

lol 😂

[brazen phoenix]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cap_and_bells

[tough spindle]

imagine this with Magic Trick

[lavish zenith]

bells it is then

[tough spindle]

I once got this guy to x10 with magic trick and had a 80 card deck

[red hamlet]

waiting for stone joker

marble man

[lavish zenith]

wait what's magic trick

[red hamlet]

lets you buy playing cards in shop

[tough spindle]

it's worse than I thought but it's funny

[lavish zenith]

ohh right

[red hamlet]

i'm dead 🙂

played 8 lucky cards

0 mult hits

[tough spindle]

"having more cards mean each of your seals and enhancements worth less" ~balatro university

[red hamlet]

discarding mysefl

[lavish zenith]

[tough spindle]

16.8% chance

[lavish zenith]

ok but that's just basic deckbuilder wisdom

[brazen phoenix]

and less jokers in your shop

[lavish zenith]

which is the deck with planet merchant tarot merchant and overstock?

[red hamlet]

zodiac i tink?

[lavish zenith]

does that get more jokers or less jokers per roll

[red hamlet]

probably a lot less lmfao

[lavish zenith]

yeah but overstock

[red hamlet]

yeah but planet AND tarot merchant

[lavish zenith]

evil

[vale pasture]

ouch.

[uncut magnet]

😞

[lavish zenith]

so 2x non-jokers but like. tbh what does that mean even

like do they have twice the weight or

[red hamlet]

yeah they show up more often

[lavish zenith]

maybe i should research the chances and do the math myself

[timber sierra]

@lavish zenith @red hamlet I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY

[lavish zenith]

hello

why are you pinging us are you trying to make us kiss

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-avengers-endgame-yeah-i-know-i-can-do-this-all-day-gif-14595803

[timber sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-america-captain-rogers-steve-rogers-chris-evans-marvel-gif-17938483

[red hamlet]

no way you linked your riot profile to your discord, please don't say it's valorant

please at least say you played league like once and forgot to unlink

[timber sierra]

it's valorant but i don't play anymore

that game sucks

never bought one skin

[red hamlet]

good

keep it that way

now play league

[timber sierra]

league sucks and is for unemployed people

I PLAY HELLDIVERS

[red hamlet]

🗿

[timber sierra]

and MR

[red hamlet]

mr?

[timber sierra]

marvel rivals

[red hamlet]

ah

yeah you don't get to say league is for unemployed people then say you play marvel rivals lmfao

[timber sierra]

rivals is so good but its bullshit

[timber sierra]

i mean MR is more mainstream rn

[lucid creek]

Just threw so hard. I had stencil, green joker and odd todd and I had a hex in a spectral pack, the line of thinking was "Oh, this could be huge if it hits on stencil." It did not. I lost on the next blind lollll

[red hamlet]

ok so

why didn't you just sell green and odd

[uncut magnet]

I play for honor

[red hamlet]

so it guarantees the stencil hit

for a 5x 1.5x

i mean fair

threw

xdd

[lucid creek]

Because I'm an idiot and didn't think about that 🤦‍♀️

[red hamlet]

ladybro

more like

ladygoober

[uncut magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-side-eye-monkey-awkward-side-eye-zoom-awkward-zoom-gif-16540366058658873237

[lucid creek]

Yeah, I think I'm gonna just go to bed after that one lmao happy to have found this community

[red hamlet]

[lavish zenith]

i only play indies and i don't count helldivers 2 as an indie

i wouldn't touch marvel rivals with a ten foot pole

[red hamlet]

only goodt hing about marvel rivals is squirrel girl

and making non-mainstream characters more popular

like cloak and dagger and shiz

[lavish zenith]

only good thing about marvel rivals is that one "jarvis activate freaky setting" video

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-iron-man-gif-13000253080395333555

[uncut magnet]

Have you seen the mods

[red hamlet]

we're good

[lavish zenith]

to quote my good friend kat,
"this a bait and switch from the POV of the bait"

[uncut magnet]

The squirrel girl one

[timber sierra]

also jeff.. they're going to add him to the MCU

[uncut magnet]

🤤

Look it up

[red hamlet]

Is it going to be more watchable?

[lavish zenith]

why would i play marvel rivals, slop AAA game for slop people,

[timber sierra]

HOPEFULLY

[red hamlet]

Let's not lead people to nsfw media, kthx

[uncut magnet]

I’m not what are you talking about

[red hamlet]

unlikely i'm afraid

[lavish zenith]

when i can just play balatro, game made by a single guy living in a hole for fun hit indie of the year

[red hamlet]

they did one thing right, make a proper speedster

[timber sierra]

they said on twitter

[timber sierra]

yeah but in a movie LITERALLY NO ONE WATCHED

[lavish zenith]

what's twitter/x

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/makkari-eternals-ikaris-mcu-marvel-gif-24472798

it's so peak i'm afraid

none of that slow mo bullshit

just good ol' speed

and they don't nerf her 24/7 with shitty writing

(looking at you, flash)

faster than teleportation
loses to superman

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-madness-random-joker-gif-10808419348134453567

[lavish zenith]

is crazy joker a reference to crazy hamburger

[red hamlet]

no, it's a reference how you have to be crazy to be straight

[lavish zenith]

fucking fire wisdom, sir

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[winged merlin]

That was.... a little bit close 🤣

[red hamlet]

[lavish zenith]

you folded like a cheap suit!

4 chips off

[red hamlet]

clubbed

[lavish zenith]

literally like swap an 8 for a 9 and you would have made it that's crazy man

[winged merlin]

True I'll get it next time (I hope) xD

[random tendon]

what should I sell

[lavish zenith]

does a cheap suit fold more easily than an expensive suit

[red hamlet]

i'm ngl to you champ
idk if you got time to pivot

[random tendon]

I'm on ante 4

[lavish zenith]

i might sell midas mask

[red hamlet]

but if anything
midas

cause it's already mostly gold

[lethal owl]

is balatro balatrez real

[random tendon]

thanks

[strong rose]

is polychrome applied after card ability

[red hamlet]

for jokers - applies at the end
for cards - applies after card abilities iirc

[strong rose]

joker ability

whoops

ty

[quasi crystal]

showman my beloved

[red hamlet]

base card
card effects (mult/lucky)
editions
joker effects (fib, smiley etc)
gold seal

works the same for jokers
base joker effect
edition

[chrome rampart]

had a weird runwhen i was tring to unlock invis joker where i got baron blueprint and brainstorm in first 4 antes

[red hamlet]

lmao

[random tendon]

man, the run was going so smoothly.

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[quasi crystal]

showman my beloved

[digital tusk]

how do i always end out with the stupidest scenarios

[red hamlet]

RIP IT

DON'T BE A COWARD

[digital tusk]

ofcc

[red hamlet]

YUUUUUUUUUP

all 3s

no queens

[digital tusk]

6's

[digital tusk]

i guess im getting that spectral card per round

[strong rose]

well then

[digital tusk]

😭 i had tooo

[torn dawn]

erm i did the thing

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[chrome rampart]

finally found the mime.....

[sand talon]

damnnn e22???

[sand talon]

damn

[red hamlet]

yuri

[digital tusk]

careful don't collect too many jokers!

[wild vale]

how do I build for a straight

?

[neon saddle]

anyone wanna play #1347136192474251294

click this

[red hamlet]

hanged men the low rank cards

[chilly kernel]

this painful

[chilly kernel]

hmmm

crazy

[strong rose]

funny 8 round win

[hazy escarp]

Insane ass run

[cunning hemlock]

Ermm only white stake

[hazy escarp]

Aye, wanted to try for endless

[strong rose]

• Cartomancer (Negative)
• Pareidolia
• Smiley Face
• Scary Face (Holographic)
• Smeared Joker
• Ancient Joker

[hazy escarp]

And stickers piss me off

[strong rose]

face and flush strat

[torn dawn]

im at e46 rn

[sand talon]

keep it going boah

[torn dawn]

ayee e49

is there like a number at which it crashes?

[red hamlet]

No

But there's e308

Rounds up to naneinf

[torn dawn]

X3ZYGS7S

rip

[elfin tapir]

pretty sure the max ante is like 39

before blind score goes to naneinf which can’t be beaten

[red hamlet]

You can use the mr bones glitch to get past it (obviously die right after)

[wet imp]

why using seed if you don’t get achievement by using them?

[valid heath]

Two joker legend make this run easy

[final geode]

balaytro

[strong rose]

ballthrow

[brittle dagger]

guys how do i get this off

wrong screenshot

cant remove russian fallback language

it sometimes slips thru in my browser

see how the images are names изображение.png instead of image.png?

among a couple more things

help?

[tulip tusk]

It's my first black stake ghost deck run and I got the last two collectibles in this same run. Blessed.

[visual iris]

I've reached 13 anteee

[tulip tusk]

Compared to the drudgerous black deck gold stake ghost deck was such a change of pace

[strong rose]

very cool

[visual iris]

Yay thankss🙇🙇