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real idol
little bane
Im looking for a real answer
opaque shard
Beer card:
Uncommon
Earn +1 discard this round if a 7 of diamonds has been played
cobalt musk
Im looking for a real answer
srry, is issue with ur pc yeah
halcyon surge
Beer card:
Uncommon
Earn +1 discard this round if a 7 of diamonds has been playe...
Pairs well with drivers license
little bane
srry, is issue with ur pc yeah
shit guess my gpu is dying again
rocky basin
Help
dusky oasis
Chicot moment about to happen
cobalt musk
@dusky oasis
elfin tapir
I got negative popcorn bro 
cobalt musk
fellas
wide crane
just got cavendish from riff-raff :3
cobalt musk
what is the best course of action here
slim junco
how much money do you have?
slim junco
I think you just should just red seal king and dupe that maybe
no jokers that are that great
I would probably reroll and look for something bettetr
don't have any mult sources
cobalt musk
im between R sealing a king or ankhing the chad
slim junco
what chad?
cobalt musk
hanging
slim junco
oh, I thought photo, sorry
pastel hornet
red seal
slim junco
I would just red seal
slim junco
I would just red seal
that's the best pick
elfin tapir
double lucky card $20 trigger??
cobalt musk
i can buy some shitty new jokers
pastel hornet
you could red seal the heart king and try and get bloodstone idk
elfin tapir
1/400 chance 
cobalt musk
and re build with chad
slim junco
too risky, + more value from red seal
pastel hornet
cobalt musk
im not sure if i like how "steel red seal baron" this run is going
i reckon i just death the king tho
right?
slim junco
oh, yeah
cobalt musk
why do i get this
on plasma
asdniawiofnawd
imma hope i can lucky card the king later
pastel hornet
you could either death or chariot imho
pastel hornet
or if you need money devil
pastel hornet
and deathed it again
based
slim junco
what a peak run rn
pastel hornet
I think death is my favorite tarot
cobalt musk
what a peak run rn
how yall keep getting legendaries
red hamlet
judgement is peak
red hamlet
how yall keep getting legendaries
it' sveyr simply
red hamlet
just don't post any screenshots from runs you don't get legendaries in
cobalt musk
tf i even do now
slim junco
also why do people say they're going to kms when getting something good
pastel hornet
what a peak run rn
Yorick 💛
slim junco
tf i even do now
sell blue joker ofcourse and start duping your red seal king
pastel hornet
winning?
slim junco
plasma isn't that bad
red hamlet
this wasnt plasma
????
slim junco
you're atleast going to win
slim junco
literally
cobalt musk
i cant go baron build
slim junco
plasma is peak deck
this-core
cobalt musk
im already on chips
pastel hornet
Plasma is weird but I like it
pastel hornet
insane take !
obtuse barn
guys how to beat yellow deck
cobalt musk
im building chips and mult
which is what you do on a normal deck, to get most chips
but plasma already does it
at the cost of taking double the score to win
ruby tide
guys how to beat yellow deck
play the game
cobalt musk
idk
pastel hornet
guys how to beat yellow deck
invest🐖
obtuse barn
how many hrs in game u think u had when u beat yelow deck?
cobalt musk
do i just lucky card this
obtuse barn
im bad
ruby tide
how many hrs in game u think u had when u beat yelow deck?
just play the game
slim junco
I need to phisically stop me from using wheel of fortune
pastel hornet
do i just lucky card this
I would either lucky or devil
ruby tide
everyone is different
slim junco
guys how to beat yellow deck
focus on gaining atleast 25 bucks, then reak in interest and focus on econ
ruby tide
I need to phisically stop me from using wheel of fortune
90% of wheel of fortune users are quit just when they're about to hit it big!
pastel hornet
90% of wheel of fortune users are quit just when they're about to hit it big!
just keep gambling!
cobalt musk
fellas
pastel hornet
LOSSS?!?!?
slim junco
LOSSS?!?!?
Jimbo x Gros Michel is lore accurate
ruby tide
read the description of each card sweetie
slim junco
does SnB apply to baron?
Nope, honeybun
cobalt musk
asking cause technically it triggers the score, but doesnt score
zenith bridge
guys how to beat yellow deck
Play ante 1 without spending, get your economy jumpstarted, and ride that sweet sweet interest to victory
pastel hornet
I am still so proud of this image
real
cobalt musk
enough deaths to look like i got dna
red hamlet
so peak
dusky oasis
You should put the 4 fingers joker on his hand in the first panel
cobalt musk
can play 5 cards and make meaningfull score
fickle cloud
can I get savegame?
little bane
bro i just started an erratic deck run with 8 queens and 10 tens is that normal?
cobalt musk
can I get savegame?
base game has a button to unlock all
pastel hornet
bro i just started an erratic deck run with 8 queens and 10 tens is that normal?
🤪
|| yes ||
fickle cloud
base game has a button to unlock all
where
fickle cloud
tysm
slim junco
really tired rn
gonna head to bed
I need to like actually order a blahaj at this point
gleaming isle
lets see if the first hand wins without card sharp 
slim junco
trust
pastel hornet
gonna head to bed
gn
slim junco
Yayy!! Bridget is so cool
red hamlet
Yayy!! Bridget is so cool
slim junco
She is like official trans now too
red hamlet
she been official trans since she came out in guilty gear strive
slim junco
wait whaaa??
pastel hornet
based
slim junco
I'm slow :v
red hamlet
one of her arcade endings is she just straight up says to the camera "yeah, girl is fine actually! C:"
slim junco
:3
tight phoenix
hello everyone
slim junco
red hamlet
and this is evergreen
tight phoenix
this is just general chat right, is off-topic allowed here?
red hamlet
we even had fucking Yamato from one piece constantly say he's a guy and people still go with some weirdo japanese history context bs
red hamlet
this is just general chat right, is off-topic allowed here?
generally we tend to chat about balatro
but it tends to get off topic a lot
pastel hornet
red hamlet
there's nsfw rules 
tight phoenix
no but seriously
red hamlet
keep it pg
pastel hornet
delete that sis!
tight phoenix
nsfw like... there's nothing nude in here
tight phoenix
delete that sis!
what the chile not you clocking my finna tea..
tight phoenix
there's also a loophole rule
could you please elaborate..
slim junco
could you please elaborate..
no loopholes
unreal coral
Phew, barely made it past ante 2 big blind🙏
tight phoenix
ah, i see
tight phoenix
ahh lmao, that part
yes that's pretty much nsfw
but i don't really understand the loopholes part
pastel hornet
🧍
tight phoenix
english is my third language sorry guys
red hamlet
don't try to skirt hte rules because waht you posted isn't literally what's stated in the rules
while yes, nsfw rule says no nsfw media or links
it's probably not a good idea to post nsfw texts either
discord is 13+ afterall and there's minors in here
tight phoenix
i see
by not safe for work you probably implying the inappropriate part or like the insult/swearing part as well?
tight phoenix
like the "y'all big af" part is fine right
little bane
my high card is now better than my level 4 five of a kind
elder nymph
Steam play is so annoyinh
tight phoenix
just don't say slurs
naturally 🙏
elder nymph
I just wanna play balatro while waiting for my bus
elder nymph
played some league, was fun
Buh
pastel hornet
I just wanna play balatro while waiting for my bus
anytime im waiting to do something im playing balatro 🧍
elder nymph
anytime im waiting to do something im playing balatro 🧍
Steam play won’t work on my end
Sadge
slim junco
whoops
elder nymph
Good one
slim junco
red hamlet
don't throw tomatoes at hte dog 😔
elder nymph
I have it on play store
I don’t want to buy it again, I wanna do more on my save
I’m also thirsty with no water around
slim junco
very nsfw, be careful /j
elder nymph
very nsfw, be careful /j
I much prefer the rattle them boys one
pastel hornet
elder nymph
slim junco
Oh I thought you meant something completly different
slim junco
elder nymph
https://tenor.com/view/let-that-sink-in-sink-in-breaking-bad-walter-white-walt-g...
If I’m cold the sinks are cold
elder nymph
https://tenor.com/view/busy-work-laptop-dog-puppy-gif-16336122
500 cal
slim junco
crazy
elder nymph
I’m thirst rn
slim junco
no more meal prepping for a week!! 😋
elder nymph
pastel hornet
drat
slim junco
crap
ember glacier
hey, is there a way to purchase Balatro as an exe? I want to run a ton of instances of the game on a bunch of computers in my house as a bit
slim junco
hey, is there a way to purchase Balatro as an exe? I want to run a ton of instan...
why?
cobalt musk
fellas
red hamlet
ember glacier
I have a ton of LAN setups
tight phoenix
can i say fuck..
ember glacier
Steam kind of makes it annoying to do though, I was hoping for a non DRM way to get the game
tight phoenix
😳..
ember glacier
ty king
slim junco
I said I was going to sleep like 3 hours ago
red hamlet
thunk said shit 8 times, that's swearing, ban that man
cobalt musk
:anguish:
red hamlet
besides, shoot the moon doesn't scale as good as baron
slim junco
LocalThunk has to renew Jimbo's License
pastel hornet
I said I was going to sleep like 3 hours ago
have you tried closing your eyes
slim junco
If he does not by the end of the year I will quit gambling, for a while
opaque shard
LocalThunk has to renew Jimbo's License
That's Jen it says it right there
slim junco
Ah damn
slim junco
have you tried closing your eyes
Doesn't work
I need a blahaj to sleep, that still didn't arrive, trust
agile pawn
i can't escape
pastel hornet
besides, shoot the moon doesn't scale as good as baron
would moon + barron + triboulet be winning
red hamlet
would moon + barron + triboulet be winning
2 cards for hold in hand, 1 for play
weaksauce
dusky oasis
i can't escape
Foliage
wary finch
Why is holographic not considered an enhanced card?
dusky oasis
Why is holographic not considered an enhanced card?
It's an edition
pastel hornet
2 cards for hold in hand, 1 for play
weaksauce
sorry im a high card enjoyer
pastel hornet
😭
red hamlet
POLY POG
BUT WHY THAT MANS
agile pawn
RIFF RAFF YOU MAGNIFICENT MORON
wtf
red hamlet
WHEEZE
pastel hornet
riff raf + mr knife my beloved
pastel hornet
why riff raff can't spawn polychrome negative legandary :/
red hamlet
Riff raff should be able to spawn any joker, including legendary
absolutley not
dusky oasis
How am I supposed to get naneinf if riffraff doesn't give me negative perkeo and triboulet
pastel hornet
my foiled polychrome negative yorick from riff raff might be a game changer what do you fellas think
dusky oasis
only 1 edition allowed
Not with that attitude
pastel hornet
yeah youre just not gaming hard enough :/
pastel hornet
devestating typo
dusky oasis
What did it say
pastel hornet
It does what runner does but for flushes
it also plays a mario coin sound every time it triggers
tranquil fossil
Hiya everyone, I am normally a lurker but I did a shoot the moon build for the first time last night and I have a question that relates to Baron as well - how do I quickly make copies of the desired card(s)? I know the tarot and soul cards but even when I buy packs I don't feel like I'm scaling quick enough for it to matter
red hamlet
Hiya everyone, I am normally a lurker but I did a shoot the moon build for the f...
Spectral packs have a cryptid to make 2 copies
DNA can print a copy each round
more with blueprint/brainstorm
cobalt musk
deck sucks
pastel hornet
only take mime if you have enough cards w abilities
pastel hornet
no point in a joker that cant do anything
cobalt musk
doesnt mime re trigger baron?¿
pastel hornet
what does it say it does 💀
tranquil fossil
DNA can print a copy each round
more with blueprint/brainstorm
The DNA/blueprint/brainstorm must be it!! I have been wondering how everyone gets so many and increases their hand size
pastel hornet
i think having purple seals to get more death cards to death red seals is how i been gaming
tranquil fossil
I generally only play unseeded on PS5 for trophies for now and working my way up to gold stake on Blue deck and purple stake has had me stuck for a day or two
tranquil fossil
i think having purple seals to get more death cards to death red seals is how i ...
This was my method, plus the joker that creates the tarot card if you have less than $4 but I didn't feel like it was working fast enough for me
red hamlet
i think i give up on playing legit
pastel hornet
i think i give up on playing legit
red hamlet
<@&1133519078540185692>
pastel hornet
ayo i dont trust that link
heady sable
Not bad for a black stake run
red hamlet
scam link
modern mirage
Does anyone know why my balatro randomly lags like every 30s to 1m
swift sail
yeet
red hamlet
red hamlet
<:MrKrap:1242117118649045043>
it's just so fucking unbearable to play when all i keep getting is chips and chips and chips and chips and chips
with like 2-3 mults
but then i get fucked over by card draws despite fixing my deck
finite sorrel
What is a seeded run/what is a seed?
red hamlet
i could have 50 kings wiht a trib, and 15 2s
i'll never draw the kings, only 2s
red hamlet
What is a seeded run/what is a seed?
when you start a run you can enter a seed
every time you finsih a run (death or win) it shows the seed
it's a way to replay that specific run
all the cards and draws will be the same
pastel hornet
i could have 50 kings wiht a trib, and 15 2s
i'll never draw the kings, only 2s
me when I have an idol and I have 1 3 of diamonds out of my 4,392 polychrome steel redseal kings and he picks that one
red hamlet
me when I have an idol and I have 1 3 of diamonds out of my 4,392 polychrome ste...
so much more fun
finite sorrel
when you start a run you can enter a seed
starting over at 1 but its all the same?
serene meadow
Lmao literally my first orange stake on this account and unseeded
red hamlet
starting over at 1 but its all the same?
basically yeah
finite sorrel
basically yeah
got it. Thanks
red hamlet
Lmao literally my first orange stake on this account and unseeded
that erosion should be before holos
fyi
erosion has a flat mult and holos are xmult
serene meadow
that erosion should be before holos
It wasn’t for the flat mult just for the poly
red hamlet
still
serene meadow
It was from an early Judgement
I believe the holo was the first Judgement
There was an invisible joker in the ante 2 shop
pastel hornet
so much more fun
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ?
serene meadow
It started very slow but I managed to get over the hump by the skin of my teeth
red hamlet
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING ?
fun is happening
pastel hornet
pastel hornet
flower pot might go hard for this
slow solar
Guys I found Jimbo
brave saddle
Guys I found Jimbo
+10 Mult if played hand contains a Two Pair
slow solar
Now I wonder if this drink will make me better at the game
brave saddle
def
pastel hornet
Now I wonder if this drink will make me better at the game
def have 10 to test it
brave saddle
caffeine go brr
slow solar
def have 10 to test it
I feel like I'd end up going naneinf internally and I would break
Can't calculate that high
pastel hornet
I feel like I'd end up going naneinf internally and I would break
Yeah that sounds about right yeah I think so
but what a game changer
slow solar
Becoming one with the jonkler
slow solar
Me after passing out on the floor:
"what an insane run that was"
pastel hornet
Me after passing out on the floor:
"what an insane run that was"
REAL
slow solar
I saw this one guy make an analog version of Balatro and it looked really cool
pastel hornet
truly the 100% win ratio for gold stake black deck balatro
pastel hornet
I saw this one guy make an analog version of Balatro and it looked really cool
i think i fell asleep to some guy doing that with a white board and markers
balatro videos is my asmr
im notnormal
slow solar
Sleepy Joker
pastel hornet
just knocks you out and ends your run
pastel hornet
but is it negative....
slow solar
Could be
daring saddle
https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/1897014412076032225/photo/1
official by the glitch
X
frail osprey
i think my game just broke bc i played a flush of spades that was 4 aces one 8 and it said four of a kind?????
slow solar
Sleepy Joker
x5 mult
1 in 10000 chance every frame to restart your run
magic swan
https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/1897014412076032225/photo/1
official by the gli...
there's like a modded joker of Zoobles
modern radish
x5 mult
1 in 10000 chance every frame to restart your run
💀💀
daring saddle
there's like a modded joker of Zoobles
TADC for Friends of Jimbo when?
pastel hornet
x5 mult
1 in 10000 chance every frame to restart your run
this reminds me of when i got the cavendish and i was like cool it will rarely ever go extinct and after 1 (one) round it went "bye girl!"
pastel hornet
i get that the odds are 1/1000 but genuinely what are the odds of it happening after the first round
slow solar
Also I can't be the only one to take oops all sixes to get rid of gros michael faster
slow solar
i get that the odds are 1/1000 but genuinely what are the odds of it happening a...
It's 1/1000 regardless, the only time it's a higher chance is if you take oops all sixes. Then it's a 1/500 chance
fast aspen
balatro
slow solar
Balatro indeed
pastel hornet
Also I can't be the only one to take oops all sixes to get rid of gros michael f...
me when i take an oops and destroy every glass card i come across
opaque shard
https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/1897014412076032225/photo/1
official by the gli...
Pomni coming to Balatro confirmed??????
This is a joke
But it would be cool
pastel hornet
no i think its real
slow solar
Whenever I see Pomni after having played Balatro, I think of Balatro now
I shit you not
pastel hornet
do you think pomni plays balatro
slow solar
Definitely
cobalt musk
slow solar
She's a gamer for sure
opaque shard
She'd be invested in it
daring saddle
Pomni coming to Balatro confirmed??????
the question would be, if this is a true confirmation for a collab
slow solar
Pomni strikes me as being very unhinged at times
daring saddle
and if it is..
would it be cards with jokers?
would the cast be Jokers or playing cards?
opaque shard
Eh it's like a 20% chance
daring saddle
Eh it's like a 20% chance
Wheel of Fortune Chance
slow solar
I feel like it might be friends of jimbo 5
opaque shard
Wheel of Fortune Chance
Wheel is 25%
daring saddle
cobalt musk
idk even know for what
slow solar
Maybe?
zenith bridge
Just take the voucher
slow solar
I'd just take the voucher yeah
cobalt musk
as in, i know hand size would allow me to make more points (hold more kings) but idk what to drop
pastel hornet
depends
zenith bridge
How much is on castle?
slow solar
I don't really think the juggler is good to keep in late game
pastel hornet
i would pass personally but its your run
slow solar
If you see a voucher tag, you could go for that and hope for hand size
cobalt musk
math be hard
ngl, sometimes forget tag are a thing and dont even skip shit
i dont think i saw voucher tag
i took some negative tags
slow solar
Skipping is bad like 90% of the time
zenith bridge
I usually only skip if I get investment/free shop in ante 1
slow solar
I usually skip the first blind on high stakes tho because small blind has no reward money
hollow ice
slow solar
Not me sorry
pastel hornet
I usually always skip first blind if it has the free shop or the 25 dollar thing
devout thunder
i think my game just broke bc i played a flush of spades that was 4 aces one 8 a...
you played a four of a kind
slow solar
Investment tag is jimbo certified banger
devout thunder
not a flush
slow solar
https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913
When I start on yellow deck
zenith bridge
Two common jokers and buffoon pack in ante 2 are also sleeper skip tags ngl
pastel hornet
When I start on yellow deck
real
zenith bridge
Jokers be expensive
slow solar
It pays to be a joker
zenith bridge
And they guarantee no rental/perishable stickers
pastel hornet
when are we getting a juggalo card
zenith bridge
When are we getting the Roland legendary joker?
slow solar
Ronald McDonald jonkler
pastel hornet
When are we getting the Roland legendary joker?
ronald eats the card to the left and right and turns it into money
zenith bridge
Not Ronald
slow solar
He better be doing a JoJo pose
zenith bridge
cobalt musk
Roland https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter
who the hell
zenith bridge
Castle most likely
muted anvil
@unreal stream
frail osprey
but they were all spades im not that dumb lmao
slow solar
Sometimes I like to be a joker
unreal stream
<@1004102159496904876>
ah sorry i did that because of this bs
devout thunder
they were all spades bozo
Yes, but Four of a Kind is a higher ranking hand, so the game picks that
frail osprey
Yes, but Four of a Kind is a higher ranking hand, so the game picks that
that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard wtf
unreal stream
<@1004102159496904876>
also thanks
frail osprey
flushes are canonically better (what do i mean by this???)
pastel hornet
Sometimes I like to be a joker
hollow socket
Anyone in here tryna go on a balatro date 😅✌️
devout thunder
that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard wtf
Its the same reason why every hand doesn't count as the hand being a high card
slow solar
Anyone in here tryna go on a balatro date 😅✌️
Wdym Balatro date
vernal pelican
Hello guys just bought the game ever since my friend sent me this pic of him playing is the game really that addictive
ember glacier
Anyone in here tryna go on a balatro date 😅✌️
I literally tried to set this up with someone and got ghosted
hollow socket
I literally tried to set this up with someone and got ghosted
WBAT
pastel hornet
Hello guys just bought the game ever since my friend sent me this pic of him pla...
aspirations
slow solar
Jimbo as your dating profile photo
devout thunder
Its the same reason why every hand doesn't count as the hand being a high card
Straight Flush > Four of a Kind > Full House > Flush > Straight > Three of a Kind > Two Pair > Pair > High Card
hollow socket
a balatro date would be where we play balatro and get to know each other other
pastel hornet
Jimbo as your dating profile photo
id message ngl
slow solar
a balatro date would be where we play balatro and get to know each other other
That requires the other person being familiar with Balatro
red hamlet
id message ngl
I'd massage ngl
slow solar
It's popular but not THAT popular
ember glacier
I was gonna use teaching balatro as an excuse to meet the person without the hassle of going out irl
hollow socket
Ye vro my gf needs to be cracked
vernal pelican
aspirations
The game is fun though but havent reached the point of what my friend does
worn perch
Hello guys just bought the game ever since my friend sent me this pic of him pla...
It's not that addictive, I mean, you can stop playing whenever you want, like me
hollow socket
At balatro 😅
ember glacier
Balatro is fun but it is still just poker
worn perch
slow solar
Balatro is fun but it is still just poker
It's way different than poker lol
hollow socket
It’s more like tft
vernal pelican
I still barely understand anything in the game but number go up means good
devout thunder
its actually really similar to TFT yeah
slow solar
It's a lot like slay the spire
devout thunder
at least
pastel hornet
I'd massage ngl
devout thunder
if you understand TFT econ you can comprehend balatro econ
worn perch
I still barely understand anything in the game but number go up means good
i relate to this in a spiritual level
slow solar
I understood the mechanics of Balatro pretty fast
worn perch
my unga bunga brain hears the game sounds getting higher and explodes in joy
pastel hornet
The game is fun though but havent reached the point of what my friend does
understandable just keep going ig lmao
vernal pelican
Like wtf is a blueprint and why doesnt it appear in my shops
pastel hornet
Like wtf is a blueprint and why doesnt it appear in my shops
Like wtf is a blueprint and why doesnt it appear in my shops
worn perch
blueprint is that cool uncle that you see whenever there's a family reunion
vernal pelican
Well 3rd run is the charm ill play it again later
muted anvil
Jimbo as your dating profile photo
He's too busy getting all the jokussy
slow solar
But I've been playing balatro for a few months now tho
slow solar
He's too busy getting all the jokussy
The honkers and the clussy
slow solar
Ain't no way
pastel hornet
they taking out tomato town with this one
slow solar
Also it is RNG, but you can deck fix to get what you want
Anyway, I'm gonna beat orange stake with the power of the jonkler energy flowing through my veins
pastel hornet
Joked up over here
slow solar
I might even beat gold stake tonight 👀
This energy drink kinda just tastes like monster but like, sharper?
Sorta sour
I like it
muted anvil
@pastel hornet ah
muted anvil
This energy drink kinda just tastes like monster but like, sharper?
What brand?
quick moat
This energy drink kinda just tastes like monster but like, sharper?
What is it
quick moat
Yeah I’ve never seen it
muted anvil
Balatro collab when?
slow solar
Seen it at the gas station and it just felt so perfect lmao
slow solar
~~Balatro collab when?~~
They should
muted anvil
What'd Jimbo taste of, tho?
slow solar
Why is there sans ass on my screen
final prism
why wasn't there a few minutes ago
slow solar
I hate it thanks
slow solar
Not really in the community but I like the games
muted anvil
Liking undertale!=boning a skeleton
eternal nebula
ripe path
when the potrait mode join for mobile
brave saddle
first try gg
slow solar
Ayy good job
brave saddle
final prism
what?
ripe path
goofy shit
eternal nebula
bruv
muted anvil
<@&1133519078540185692>
final prism
i didn't post anything
eternal nebula
i didn't post anything
sureeeeeee
cyan solstice
Next time you "don't post anything", you won't be posting anything here ever again
muted anvil
i didn't post anything
You know logs exist right?
brave saddle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668939882416308274/1327059129788928060/P-2025-0108-153443.gif
ripe path
muted anvil
Next time you "don't post anything", you won't be posting anything here ever aga...
I felt it was appropriate to ping y'all for that
ripe path
real
pastel hornet
<@295282975254380544> *ah*
ER
muted anvil
Sry
pastel hornet
Youre fine ! I just have messaging from random accounds disabled, thank you though !
brave saddle
lmao
pallid sapphire
need to get a hanging chad after plant is beaten
pallid sapphire
balatroed
scarlet dagger
how do i get cryptid mod?? when i search up the discord it redirects me to some foreign server with 500 members
pallid sapphire
pareidolia photochad
warm kelp
i wish there was a mega strong build w aces tbqh
probably next upd
aces dont have proper counter boss blinds yet
vale fog
the next update will be in 32 Dec 2025
warm kelp
rough bison
i still cant find chad im limping along with stuntman lol
dusk socket
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEED
This HAS to be seeded
rough bison
nah
pastel hornet
probably next upd
rare tartan
i still cant find chad im limping along with stuntman lol
Buy the riffraff bro
dusk socket
In what world do you make the decision to sell everything for a hexed photo at ante 4
rough bison
RIGHT?
rough bison
🤭
sometimes i am goofy
i literally just wanted to take a break from grinding stakes so i played white stake plasma and got this lol
dusk socket
This is why I stick to #🕹・game-discussion and only open #🎙・server-chat when I wanna see some decroded ass shit
quick moat
rough bison
server chat is the goat
agile pawn
-#
quick moat
ember glacier
scarlet dagger
daring dagger
The game is cooking ig
fallow ledge
i’ve never gotten a legendary joker IN MY LIFE and i let my sister play on my pc and she got 2 IN ONE RUN
this is INSANE BRO
rough bison
sit down negative tag haters
rough bison
i’ve never gotten a legendary joker IN MY LIFE and i let my sister play on my pc...
i need your seed
fallow ledge
i need your seed
shes still playing
rough bison
wtf lmao
quaint blaze
There’s a discord server???? Cools!!
rough bison
shes still playing
which legendaries?
rough bison
There’s a discord server???? Cools!!
nah this is for path of exile 2 sorry
quaint blaze
lol
fallow ledge
which legendaries?
chicot and yorick
low sphinx
wtf lmao
ceremonial dagger is my most used joker, ive never seen a negative of it before, wow so cool
lethal owl
Yorick is so goated
rough bison
chicot and yorick
oof, at least yorick is smth, no naneinf potential tho
lethal owl
Yorick is so goated
I just got to ante 12 with him
rough bison
apparently if you death the card thats being force selected it also stays selected forever
lethal owl
Yorick and a Blueprint go hard
Can i send a short video of me demostrating My jokers?
quaint blaze
Is it bad that I’ve never been able to actually beat one full run
quaint blaze
Gambling
lethal owl
I have been playing some good hours and i only have 3-4 wins
fallow ledge
oof, at least yorick is smth, no naneinf potential tho
hey it could be naninf potential she got the king one first shop after doing a epic bind
I MEAN
UH
EPIC SKIP
EPIC JOKER SKIP
@rough bison FRXD5DFY
lethal owl
My highest hand is 609 millions
I think
This was the run
Oh yeah sorry its in spanish
Lol
quaint blaze
I DIED ON THE VERY FIRST BLIND LOL
lethal owl
Happens
quaint blaze
Thought I had more hands
lethal owl
Sometimes You skip the first one and die in the second one
pallid sapphire
another skipper bites the dust
vital ore
Yes
pallid sapphire
surviving a fully debuffed hand is a fairly easy feat if you know what your jokers are doing lol
vital ore
GAMBLE
vital ore
Fair
quaint blaze
Yeah but like on a normal run I make it to like ante 6 or I die to the one hand thing
Lose not die
pallid sapphire
Needle?
lethal owl
Yeah but like on a normal run I make it to like ante 6 or I die to the one hand ...
The needle
pallid sapphire
Yes you die
vital ore
Yeah but like on a normal run I make it to like ante 6 or I die to the one hand ...
The needle sucks late game
quaint blaze
Yeah that one
pallid sapphire
if you lose in balatro you die in real life
vital ore
if you lose in balatro you die in real life
I would die hundreds of times, then
lethal owl
if you lose in balatro you die in real life
Nuh uh(i have Mr bones)
quaint blaze
- 1 emotional damage
lethal owl
Mr bones is actually good when your run is Bad but enought to get to the 8 ante
opaque shard
This run was peak and I loved it
quaint blaze
Best voucher 100% fr fr
quaint blaze
Wait what
opaque shard
Claim it 10 times
lethal owl
What does the blank actually do?
quaint blaze
Claim it 10 times
In total?
opaque shard
Yea
opaque shard
The voucher upgrade does something
lethal owl
I see
opaque shard
You can claim the voucher then exit to main menu then re enter
opaque shard
But the voucher alone does nothing
Yeah
lethal owl
Peak voucher
agile pawn
antimatter is the upgrade to blank
quaint blaze
I’m confused
agile pawn
and also a placeholder if you manage to claim every single voucher in a run
opaque shard
I’m confused
If you claim blank 10 times its upgrade can show up
random tendon
might join in here
quaint blaze
If you claim blank 10 times its upgrade can show up
10 in one run or
opaque shard
In general
lethal owl
10 in one run or
10 in one run is for another voucher
The blank is general
quaint blaze
So will it tell you when you get 10
lethal owl
Yeah
opaque shard
Yeah
random tendon
honestly the blank made me confused when I first played balatro like "I keep buying this voucher for no reason"
lethal owl
On the side of the screen
random tendon
So will it tell you when you get 10
yes
quaint blaze
Ok
lethal owl
When you oy finish(win or die)a run
opaque shard
You can buy it, exit to main menu then re enter
It'll undo the purchase and still count for the unlock
low sphinx
So will it tell you when you get 10
in case you're wondering it gives you an extra joker slot (the antimatter voucher)
random tendon
You can buy it, exit to main menu then re enter
It'll undo the purchase and stil...
that's a bug
opaque shard
Well it does make the job easier
It is fine if you don't wanna do it that way tho
I didn't
lethal owl
Funny how i got into balatro
random tendon
I just saw Markiplier mention it and said "Markiplier playing cards?! Lemme try it"
lethal owl
like
i knew it won indie of the year i believe
then i saw it was free with gamepass
and i tried it
and its peak
nothing can describe balatro better
pure peak
young forge
so, im trying to get into the cryptid discord server and im at a dead end, is there anyone who is in the server?
opaque shard
Funny how i got into balatro
I first heard of it through design doc
opal fog
lethal owl
how often does localthunk speak?
lethal owl
something good about the run i won with yorick is that i got the plasma deck,i want to try that one
opaque shard
Unless he has
lethal owl
Never in main chat lol
sad
lethal owl
i like that your pfp is just the joker that gives a free reroll
opaque shard
He's awesome
opaque shard
I used to hate him until I played gold stake for a long time
lethal owl
getting negative jokers for me its like imposible
anyways ,i feel like i talk alot
im going to do anothe run
opaque shard
They're hard to get
lethal owl
tiddies,i mean toddles
rough bison
oh its so over i didnt see the blind it kills all my cards
lethal owl
oh its so over i didnt see the blind it kills all my cards
i had a similar case
but way worse
joker that makes all cards count as face cards
rough bison
nvm im good i got a spade tarot lmao
lethal owl
joker that makes all cards count as face cards
T H E M A R K
final prism
lethal owl
worse feeling of balatro is getting to the boss blind and seeing the effect cancel your entire build
opaque shard
The club vs seeing double
lethal owl
worse feeling of balatro is getting to the boss blind and seeing the effect canc...
oh and
NOPE!
rough bison
god i want the invis so bad but im literally dead if i dont find smth good
i forget which card synergies with buskin but i need it lmao
final prism
trib is a very easy to get joker
rough bison
yep i died
final prism
for this build
rough bison
pretty good potential but absolutely abhorrent pulls
i didnt see baron or mime ONCE
dusky oasis
Get luckier next time smh my head
calm cedar
balatro👍
stark oxide
WHO ARE YOU
Make stone cards
fallow ledge
3TT4N2IA IS A VERY GOOD SEED IT HAS NANINF POTENTIAL BECAUSE IT HAS 2 SPECTRAL PACKS VERY EARLY WITH PERKIO
slim junco
Friday joker in the 4hl
Makes you feel the pull of the weekend
turbid pagoda
Wonder if i have enough kings to nanif yet lol
i may be stupid but how is your hand size that big
lucid creek
👋 howdy
My buddy bought me this game on Playstation about a month ago and in my first 2 days of having it, I put in about 22 hours lol. Just got it on my phone too about a week or two ago and I'm hooked all over again. My main deck is checkered and the furthest I've gotten with it is blue stake on my PS5
gleaming isle
i may be stupid but how is your hand size that big
Cryptid
light elm
i may be stupid but how is your hand size that big
perkeo plus cryptid
gleaming isle
i may be stupid but how is your hand size that big
Cryptid puts 3 copies of a card in your hand into your hand, so perkeo with dupes lets you stack negative cryptids, you use them all on steel kings with baron and with enough brainstorms/bps you go infinite
turbid pagoda
Cryptid puts 3 copies of a card in your hand into your hand, so perkeo with dupe...
holy shit
thats how those naneinf runs work
gleaming isle
First random seed Naneinf
gleaming isle
thats how those naneinf runs work
its one way, the easist way without exploiting bugs
vagrant bane
WHO ARE YOU
Stone joker
gleaming isle
holy shit
Theres a way to do it without perkeo, but it requires a lot more setup, using a few blueprints/Bs at least one negative, and bandit with baron. You need DNA before this to dupe steel kings into your deck. You use the bs.bps on bandit going into serpent after ante 24, then discard, play hands until you are down to your last hand so your hand is full of steel kings because of serpents draw 3 whenever you discard/play anything
vagrant bane
dusky oasis
Skill issue
vital ore
NOOOOOOO
quick moat
sonic tree
Is anyone able to help me with mods? I'm not getting anything to load 😦
vital ore
Is anyone able to help me with mods? I'm not getting anything to load 😦
#⚙・modding-general may help
gleaming isle
Yeah I watched roffle do that
The part roffle and BU dont show you is all friggen rerolling lol
quick moat
Bad content :P
gleaming isle
tbf it can take hours to even get a viable run going
ive been at this perkeo run for days, The amount of times I got perkeo, but never saw a BS or BP, despite thousands into rerolls is nutty.
lethal owl
sorry if im laughing but bro this is so funny
gleaming isle
or getting all that but not being able to land a cryptid from hex
grand dune
Glorious:
quick moat
Sounds too devastating for me to try
gleaming isle
nah the real devestating ones where the ones where I had the naneinf locked all I had to do was get enough cryptids, and i forgot to reroll plant or some shit lol
lethal owl
who would you find first,mr stencil or insivible joker,imagine you in real life and these jokers exist
who would be more findable
quick moat
nah the real devestating ones where the ones where I had the naneinf locked all ...
🪴
undone tiger
undone tiger
What you guys think??
lethal owl
actually good
undone tiger
actually good
letsgo
lethal owl
i can imagine using it ngl
gleaming isle
Lets make HC and Pair builds even stronger lol
undone tiger
Lets make HC and Pair builds even stronger lol
and flush
lethal owl
so i think its a good idea however it should be banned while using that one deck that makes you have two colors
or
should have a cap
gleaming isle
and flush
Flush would have to be strong to start with tbh, its kinda poopy. scales like butt,and the jokers are meh. It works when you need it too but
undone tiger
so i think its a good idea however it should be banned while using that one deck...
Nah, its not as broken as burnt and that one is not banned
gleaming isle
now flush 5 on the other hand
undone tiger
maybe instead of 5 let it be 4 chips per hand played
its +7
lethal owl
oh
undone tiger
people say that less is to little
undone tiger
Te perdono bro
lethal owl
localthunk is looking
grand dune
Brothers, what must I do?
undone tiger
localthunk is looking
Gulp...
lethal owl
Brothers, what must I do?
im too lazy to analyze it and im too new at balatro to know whats better
undone tiger
Brothers, what must I do?
win? its ante 3 and you have a beast combo, don't worry its green stake you won
grand dune
But what joker must go or keep?
lethal owl
maybe the one that makes all count as face cards?
wind lintel
idk the name but the third one
grand dune
Shall I sell this Paraedolia?
grand dune
I don't have juggler..
undone tiger
sell juggler imo
Thats not juggler bro...
grand dune
So Pareidolia must go?
lethal owl
@/localthunkwhat do you think about this run
wind lintel
where must one go for mods
grand dune
Guys...
mellow barn
go to the mod store and but them mods are sold under the sea by a green crab with white spots.
wind lintel
i think mods are excesive
if im not getting e10000000 im doing it wrong
lethal owl
if your e doesnt have e its a bad run
wind lintel
fr
lethal owl
oh
cobalt musk
wind lintel
you didnt have riffraff?
grand dune
Guys, must I sell or keep Paraeidolia?
cobalt musk
you didnt have riffraff?
real
random tendon
interesting
cobalt musk
lethal owl
interesting
oh i love that joker
wind lintel
i was just hovering riff raff
ahh
cobalt musk
can perkeo copy his own negatives?
wind lintel
yes
lethal owl
yes
cobalt musk
lesgo
wind lintel
what blind are you on
random tendon
I'm starting to like four fingers
lethal owl
I'm starting to like four fingers
hes peak,makes straight flushes way easier
random tendon
I usually ignore four fingers because idk, he's been "unuseful"
random tendon
hes peak,makes straight flushes way easier
exactly, didn't know I could do that
lethal owl
I usually ignore four fingers because idk, he's been "unuseful"
really useful to your run and when builds are flush based