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[slim junco]

so real

[cold lichen]

Nitro monster best

[slim junco]

Wite monster best

[red hamlet]

Can't wait to play league

[cold lichen]

Overrated asf

Like fr its the most overrated

[red hamlet]

There's a rule against nsfw

Fyi

[cold lichen]

Even mule is better

[slim junco]

yeah, i know

[quaint stream]

This isn't nsfw

[keen brook]

What should I get rid of for dusk?

[quaint stream]

Technically

[red hamlet]

There's a rule against loopholes

[quaint stream]

But I'm still deleting it

[cold lichen]

"rules"

[red hamlet]

Ultra Strawberry Dreams clears

[slim junco]

I drink Greenberry Tetanus <3

[red hamlet]

Peak

Can has textures clouds

It rocks

[slim junco]

OHHHHH

THAT ONE

hell yeah

[red hamlet]

It's so

I can't say it

[cold lichen]

3€ a can where i live and i cant even buy it🥀

[red hamlet]

Very 🫳

[red hamlet]

Pirate it

[cold lichen]

Tetratonic ripper mk4 has not been invented yet

[slim junco]

Gonna have to play the new ULTRAKILL update

[wide crane]

dont you love it when you lose a run with a polychrome brainstorm to the ante 1 boss blind

[red hamlet]

Can't believe we got ultrakill remake before ultrakill

[random tendon]

after playing 3 hours nonstop in balatro, I'm pleased to say I've triggered wheel of fortune 15 times on 2 runs

[red hamlet]

How in the fuck

Weaksauce???

[wide crane]

i skipped for investment and went into the bossblind with no other jokers

[cold lichen]

We never getting second layer

[wide crane]

i copied the seed and im running it back and seeing if i'll win

[red hamlet]

Ah well

[cold lichen]

Is slay the spire worth it

[red hamlet]

Yr

Ye

[cold lichen]

Indie?

[red hamlet]

Yah

[cold lichen]

Piracy time

[red hamlet]

It was published by humble bundle

(Rest in peace)

[cold lichen]

They shut down?

[red hamlet]

They fired all staff

[cold lichen]

Ahh

So now its right to pirate since no ones getting paid

[random tendon]

I guess that's reasonable

no one is stopping you either way

[oblique isle]

Two lucky card multi hits

[balmy horizon]

Pair isn’t even leveled at all lmaoo genuine question tho how did you only take 2 planet cards the whole run, and be honest, was the splash from a negative tag lol

Gotta love the supernova/obelisk anti-synergy lmao, it seems like I get supernova every time I have obelisk

[broken swift]

@neon saddle my little brother tried drawing jimbo

[neon saddle]

the lips should be red

eyebrows orange

[broken swift]

hes 6

[neon saddle]

middle hat red

[broken swift]

chill

[dapper dust]

And he shouldn't have cocks for a hat

[neon saddle]

ok

mb

[dapper dust]

😛

[neon saddle]

thats so beautiful

😍

[dapper dust]

honestly - it's pretty awesome

[balmy horizon]

New reaction image discovered ‼️

[dapper dust]

go your little brother

[amber torrent]

alright then

[neon saddle]

HEY MAZE long time

[amber torrent]

imagine a trib tho
\

[broken swift]

what joker should i have him draw next

before its nap time

[balmy horizon]

Yeah, like a whole day 😭 crazy (hi don’t kill me I said hi)

[dapper dust]

@vague wraith DNA

also, the game now needs a new joker - Jimbo drawn by an 4 year old. Not sure what effect it should have though

[broken swift]

6*

[inner abyss]

Peak

[dapper dust]

It should probably be more powerful - maybe just a rare version of Jimbo - +15 Mult (no conditions)

or x2 mult (no conditions)

[vague wraith]

?

[dapper dust]

sorry, wrong Myth

[neon saddle]

hi

[dapper dust]

I meant @broken swift

[vague wraith]

oh ok lol

no worries

[neon saddle]

balatro 20 questions when

[plain palm]

??????

new balatro soundtrack leak

[red hamlet]

aight, shoot

[balmy horizon]

Maybe later today, I gotta leave for school soon but that was fun

[dapper dust]

You know you're missing a joker, right?

[balmy horizon]

Google thinks EVERYTHING is a song lmfao

[cobalt musk]

yea

[neon saddle]

your later today will be my later midnight but ok

[neon saddle]

not rn

[balmy horizon]

Oh shit what time is it for you lmao it’s 7:17 AM here

[plain palm]

lol found it

[cobalt musk]

i just sold everything to dupe brainstorm with invis joker

[balmy horizon]

AHHHH JUMPSCARE

[red hamlet]

WHAT NOW?

[dapper dust]

Ah, makes sense why you have such a terrible card it's duping then

[neon saddle]

so according to that when wilk you play

[dapper dust]

god I hate the stuntman - such a disapointment when you get a rare, and it's that

[cobalt musk]

it seemed like a decent start and just wanted to share

[balmy horizon]

Like 3 or 4, so in 8-9 hours

[dapper dust]

Yeh, it is indeed

[neon saddle]

that 5AM 💀

no

[balmy horizon]

Wild

[balmy horizon]

So it’s 8pm for you now?

[neon saddle]

im pretty sure we are exactly 10hr and 30 mins time difference

its 8:50pm

so 7:20am for u

[balmy horizon]

Correct

[neon saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156721486288126023/1340217982084972544/image0.gif

[red hamlet]

30m?

when teh fuck did they introduce half time zones

[neon saddle]

from the start?

[balmy horizon]

I don’t recall half-hour time differences being a thing but I may just be stupid, anyways, if you can play at 8am I can play at 6pm

[neon saddle]

8am is fine

[balmy horizon]

Idk I didn’t think half-hour time zones existed but if that’s the time for u that’s the time for u

[red hamlet]

oh i see

teh weirdos

[balmy horizon]

Nahh 😭 don’t be mean you’re so mean

[red hamlet]

look

[neon saddle]

now find my adress

[red hamlet]

if your timezone has an extra 30m

you're trynna be quirky

and that's weird

[neon saddle]

i never knew its only for india

[agile pawn]

finalyl got a gold sticker on gros michel

[red hamlet]

australia too

[neon saddle]

thought that was normal

[red hamlet]

apparently

some parts of it

[neon saddle]

hmm

[shy scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-blue-joker-gif-17139556111409587248

[agile pawn]

yipeeeeee

[balmy horizon]

103.5.244.192

[balmy horizon]

Done

[red hamlet]

m,arquesas islands, newfoundland labrador, iran, afghanistan, india, sri lanka, cocos islands, myanmar, australia nt and lord howe island, yancowinna country,

WAIT

THE FUCK

[neon saddle]

whats that

[red hamlet]

NEPAL AND CHATHAM ISLANDS HAVE 45 MINUTES

[balmy horizon]

Lmaoooo

[red hamlet]

?????????

[south moat]

his own ip

[neon saddle]

Alauahahha

[south moat]

that or just a string of random numbers

[balmy horizon]

It’s an IP address, not your actual IP address tho I just made a random India IP address

[neon saddle]

no send coordinates

like x y and z

[red hamlet]

z

[balmy horizon]

Don’t have time but leave your windows open, I’ll crawl inside your home 👍🏻

[balmy horizon]

Lmao

[red hamlet]

yknow

[neon saddle]

its rainy i cant open windows

[red hamlet]

teh z coordinate

just in case you're underground

[neon saddle]

oops i gave u hint

[red hamlet]

or in the air

[balmy horizon]

I’ll just break em open then no problem

[neon saddle]

thats fine

i have balatro

[balmy horizon]

Yeah I’m secretly rainbolt you’re cooked

[neon saddle]

we play together

[balmy horizon]

Woohoo!

[neon saddle]

i have Rubik's cube too

which i will flex on u

[grand dune]

I never used any planet cards this run, didn't feel the need to lol

[red hamlet]

please use the planets broski

could've beat the shits in 1 hand

[grand dune]

This was my build before I lost in around ante 11

[red hamlet]

if only you upgraded your hadn

🥱

(wouldnt' help xdd)

[grand dune]

Didn't want to, coz I was busy looking for this banana

Lol

[stiff hull]

Whoops. Mobile screenshot. But this setup beats purple stake no problem

And I got wheel of fortune to pop. So I might as well be a god

[red hamlet]

abandoned

[stiff hull]

Abandoned goated

[limber moth]

IM SNEEZY

[quaint stream]

Guys it's happening

[grand dune]

I needed it for early rounds with my green joker before replacing it

[shrewd pond]

Well i guess im dedge

[red hamlet]

no rerolls

[stiff hull]

Damn

Always take directora cut

[red hamlet]

or just don't build faces

[shrewd pond]

Didnt see any

[stiff hull]

lol. Lmao even

Perchance, LMFAO

[shrewd pond]

I Always take It, and never used, and when i Need It can't find it

[red hamlet]

did you hear about the wooly rats

[stiff hull]

Balatro is a great game

[shrewd pond]

No?

[red hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNuzopVDFQs

[shrewd pond]

Too late

[dapper dust]

Woohoo! Took out orange 🙂

[stiff hull]

THEYRE SO CUTE

[dapper dust]

Time to get gold

[stiff hull]

Nice! What deck?

[dapper dust]

red

[red hamlet]

"NO UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES, EXCEPT ADORABLENESS"

[shrewd pond]

Can i pet them?

[solemn elm]

because of a risk.... of rain....?

[shrewd pond]

Can i adopt them?

[neon saddle]

a what

[shrewd pond]

Can i be them?

[neon saddle]

is that a reference

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain-risk-of-rain-2-tater-brigade-rain-flying-gif-8263622248996575525

[dire comet]

Guys I need some insight on how to do the Chicot bug

[red hamlet]

risk of rain is a game

[neon saddle]

wth 😂

[red hamlet]

ceremonial dagger is a reference to it

[quaint stream]

A lot lighter than I expected

[neon saddle]

hmm

[quaint stream]

Even zzz is heavier

[dawn wharf]

bro I need help I'm in such a huge dilemma rn

[solemn elm]

i love caggers

rainglish my beloved

[neon saddle]

ohhhh

got it

got it

[dawn wharf]

do I sell anything for that highlighted joker

[solemn elm]

NO

[red hamlet]

no

never

[solemn elm]

😭

[red hamlet]

ever

dogshit card

[solemn elm]

ok you know what

its endless

[neon saddle]

smiley can go

[solemn elm]

you take it now so u dont ever need to take it in an actual run

cause its not discovered

[neon saddle]

so true

[dawn wharf]

lmao? 💀

[neon saddle]

completionist tactics

[dawn wharf]

this is my 2nd ever run btw I got perkeo on ante 3

[neon saddle]

yeah its bad

[dawn wharf]

apparently I'm lucky

[stiff hull]

But youll need to use it on gold stake for the sticker

[solemn elm]

actually yeah good point

dont take it now until gold stake

[neon saddle]

not until 5 months later

[solemn elm]

so u only ever need to take it once

[dawn wharf]

lol alr

[dawn wharf]

😭

[red hamlet]

🥱 get a 3 joker build that beats gold and then take 2 jokers you don't like using

quick balatro run before league

[grand dune]

Loyalty Card only works if you're planning on dumping all of your hands, if ever you redeemed Grabber and Nacho

[red hamlet]

it's also far stronger early game iwth blue deck

when you get 6 hands it goes so hard

basically acrobat

[grand dune]

That too

[grand dune]

Btw, I just needed the splash for extra chips to keep upping my high card count

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/money-lebron-james-starting-5-rubbing-fingers-rich-gif-12193246984462231235

[cunning jacinth]

if you're gonna take a quad tag for money, might as well get that 160

[agile pawn]

Defeat the Boss Blind

[red hamlet]

🔥

[cunning jacinth]

personally I gamble extra tags on free negatives

[red hamlet]

look at this dogshit

[stiff hull]

When you have abstract joker, every negative is worth taking

[agile pawn]

these type of runs just happen to me sometimes

builds that barely work

[pallid sapphire]

Goodbye discard/hand guy

Idr which is which

[stiff hull]

Holy Jesus

[cunning jacinth]

normally I agree, but I often find a better flat mult

[red hamlet]

[agile pawn]

burglar?

[stiff hull]

The needle strikes again!

[red hamlet]

yupchamp

[red hamlet]

i beat it in 2 hands

🥱

[neon saddle]

not even close

[pallid sapphire]

Burglar moment

[red hamlet]

aight, run done

league time

[cunning jacinth]

burgled the needle at what cost

[agile pawn]

this abomination

i won somehow

[red hamlet]

i got the the ante 8 boss with this garbage lineup lmfao

[oblique isle]

We ball

[cunning jacinth]

that's fire, nothing like a chaotic jimbo stack

[broken swift]

why negative riff raff

sob

[pallid sapphire]

For the sticker

[red hamlet]

same energy

[red hamlet]

i didn't win but
i gold staked riff raff with 2 eternals

[neon saddle]

WHY IS SERVER CHAT MORE ACTIVE RN

WTH

[honest void]

brainstorm does NOT look like that

[stiff hull]

How the hell is this setup even supposed to work?

[red hamlet]

oh yeah

SETUP WAS ONLINE ANTE 2

[stiff hull]

Oh

[pallid sapphire]

Goddamn lmfao

[red hamlet]

well 3* (took a hiero)

but fuckin glmfoa

taht vagabond went so hard on money

[agile pawn]

truly the build of all time

[stiff hull]

Negative riff raff putting in all the work

[cunning jacinth]

hands-down one of the joker stacks ever

[oblique isle]

Yeah negative riff raff carried you

[stiff hull]

Truly one of the builds ever

[red hamlet]

boo

[red hamlet]

all my luck run out on this run

it's all dogshit from then

[pallid sapphire]

Reach e 11 at least

[red hamlet]

trib into ankh into photochad into blueprint into invis joker, into negative brain

[stiff hull]

Plant says

[red hamlet]

i had director's

and i got e20 with that

[agile pawn]

i used up all of my luck on the gay nines run

[dawn wharf]

I'm starting to think legendary jokers are a joke this is my 3rd run and the 2nd run in a row I got this

[dawn wharf]

third run ever*

beginners luck or what

[quaint stream]

And then it's perkeo

[dawn wharf]

shut up

wait

[stiff hull]

Perkeo good

[dawn wharf]

chicot

[red hamlet]

GG, run's dead

[cunning jacinth]

yes, I haven't gotten one in a week

[quaint stream]

Meh

[red hamlet]

JK

[dawn wharf]

thats the one I got last time

[red hamlet]

CHICOT GOAT

[stiff hull]

Chicot very good for newbie players

Let’s go.

[dawn wharf]

damn thats insane

[quaint stream]

Directors cut:

[red hamlet]

500 CHICOTS UPON YE

[dawn wharf]

straight up ankle in thys establishment

[red hamlet]

691 btw

[stiff hull]

What?

[dawn wharf]

do I dare

[cunning jacinth]

I agree

[red hamlet]

it takes 691 chicots on violet vessel to softlock the game and get nane-inf

[dawn wharf]

oh I skipped the small blind in my first red stake and got this js saying

[stiff hull]

For the funny

[dawn wharf]

for the funny I must

[wide crane]

thats too manty

[dawn wharf]

nvm

[quaint stream]

Is chicot the one that disables boss blinds

[red hamlet]

346 if you could retrigger each one once

[stiff hull]

Chicot says no to violet vessel

[oblique isle]

1 if you could retrigger it like a bajillion times

[dawn wharf]

why do u need that many chicots

wouldn't 2 get the job done

[red hamlet]

ok well you weren't paying attention

691 chicots on violet vessel get it to e-308

which is negative nane-inf

and softlocks the game

[dawn wharf]

idk what those words mean I'll try again half a year from now

🙏

[red hamlet]

e308 (single digit and 308 zeroes) gets rounded up to infinity

naneinf

that's done with a shit ton of steel kings with red seals, baron, mimme and a bunch of copy jokers

[stiff hull]

Games just says “fine, you win” and gives up

[weary wigeon]

mrrh

[red hamlet]

you cna get negative infinity if you use 691 chicots on violet vessel

[red hamlet]

well no, you DON'T win

in either scenario

[stiff hull]

NaNeinf literally means “not a number times 10 to the power of Infinity.”

[stiff hull]

Ah, the abhorrent ante 39

[red hamlet]

ah wiat, game still compares in previous antes

but yeah

naneinf is highest score you can get
nane-inf is lowest the blind score can go
you can't win the ante with naneinf required
and nane-inf softlocks the game

[fiery yew]

have yall seen this

[fiery yew]

TROLLCORDIAN SPOTTED

[stiff hull]

Can’t believe localthunk stole the idea for balatro from this guy. Shame

[agile pawn]

do y'all like this build

[honest void]

does this texture pack (or mod I suppose) change every joker to make it female or what?

[fiery yew]

smh boycott balatro

[red hamlet]

blueprint and brainstorm

there's another one for legnedayr jonklers

[honest void]

cool

[red hamlet]

i'm so canio coded

[stiff hull]

Canio got me acting up

[honest void]

although the legendary look quite uncanny

[agile pawn]

perkeo looks so silly

with that mod

[solemn elm]

why her eyes so big

[weary wigeon]

WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE

[solemn elm]

why she look like that

[weary wigeon]

i love it :3

[solemn elm]

shes also jaundiced omg why r her eyes orange 😭

liver failure

[stiff hull]

From all the drinking, obviously. Perkeo was known to be a massive drinker

[solemn elm]

true

perkeo is the most likely to have liver failure

[red hamlet]

it's hte irises

[solemn elm]

maybe perkeo just has gilberts disease

[red hamlet]

it could be jaundice
but it's probably just light brown eyes

[solemn elm]

light brown...

[honest void]

genuine question, if they make a blueprint that copies the left joker, what's gonna happen if it gets combined with the right blueprint joker?

[solemn elm]

tautology moment

just say orange

[red hamlet]

1. they won't make one

[agile pawn]

what about blueprint brainstorm yuri mod

[red hamlet]

2. you can already seee that if you just put blueprint on far left and brainstorm to the right

[honest void]

I know, just asking

[weary wigeon]

YAAA i never seen it but YAAAA

[red hamlet]

they just
don't do anything

[honest void]

oke 👌

[stiff hull]

I’m going to go watch the hit opera, I, Pagliacci. To support my boy Canio

[cunning jacinth]

BARELY made it through the plant rn on a dna baron run 🤯

[native basin]

Full on Gravitation vibes.

[quaint stream]

Funny enough

[quaint stream]

That's why you buy director's cut

[red hamlet]

BP BS IS NOT YAOI

BARON MIME IS YAOI

RAAAAAAAAAH

bp bs is doomed yuri

they can never be together

[cunning jacinth]

woulda if I coulda

[quaint stream]

Sybau

[oblique isle]

Shush…

[opaque shard]

Anaglyph deck is hard

And I hate it

Why must you be (potentially) the best deck for c++

[pallid sapphire]

Hard? You misspelled great*

[opaque shard]

I mean it can be broken as hell at times

But I'm unable to win consistently

[pallid sapphire]

What stake rn

Gold?

[grand dune]

My seeded version of my previous run:

[opaque shard]

Yea

[random tendon]

Joker concept:
"Slumber"
uncommon

"on the last hand, if the score requirement isn't met by 25%, it ignores it"

[slim junco]

Stop begging for jokers please! Localthink works hard enough and we dont need any more contentt. Balatro and friends is enough

^^ This. Perfection takes time. Let him cook.

[random tendon]

agreed but it's fun to think of different kinds of jokers imo :p not requesting for "more content" but a fun concept to tackle on most of the time

[slim junco]

True. Just so many people pile on that we need more content. But we don't. We shouldn't be so ungrateful. We got steam trading cards for crying out loud

[random tendon]

honestly yeah, Balatro in it itself is already packed with content

[red hamlet]

yeah so
waht is this supposed to mean

[native basin]

Call him by his proper name, Balatro Daddy.

[red hamlet]

like you get an extra hand or

[random tendon]

yeah pretty much

it ignores the "last hand" kind of deal

[shy heart]

[random tendon]

and lets play another hand (going into the negative hands)

[red hamlet]

Yeah no

it needs to have a hefty downside if it just lets you do that

like burger

or has to be a voucher like grab and nacho

[random tendon]

Oh well

[red hamlet]

hands are extremely valuable

notice how there isn't a joker for +1 hand like the discard or hand size ones

[random tendon]

yeah, except for burger

[red hamlet]

which has a hefty hefyt HEFTY downside

[random tendon]

so how about this

"it ignores the last hand and has a ½ of a chance to randomly destroy a joker"

[red hamlet]

that's better

[random tendon]

basically like how you put your life on the line

[red hamlet]

Though it's still kinda broken

[random tendon]

kinda true, eternal jokers are still there

[red hamlet]

i mean

[grand dune]

Basically Mr. Skeleton

[red hamlet]

you could just make it not compatible with eternal

like how food jokers aren't eternal compatible (except egg)

[molten path]

yucky high card build

[random tendon]

oh I guess that's better

[shy heart]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[red hamlet]

but it's still broken cause it would let you just play potentially infinitely

[random tendon]

you'd have to be incredibly lucky

[agile pawn]

eternal pareidolia 😨

[red hamlet]

this texture pack has the same energy as this to me

[slim junco]

common Joker that gives you +4 multi

[random tendon]

then again, it'd stop once you actually beat the blind

[random tendon]

[red hamlet]

yeah but there's a bunch of jokers that scale with hands played

like bus or green joker

[molten path]

goated investment

[red hamlet]

so you could just throw high cards at it and scale it big

[grand dune]

Or Supernova

[random tendon]

I guess that's broken

[red hamlet]

brother

you mean supernova

xd

[grand dune]

Sorry

[slim junco]

uncommon joker that gives +7 multi 👀

[red hamlet]

A common joker that makes you shush

[random tendon]

Daddy Jimbo

[agile pawn]

uncommon joker that gives +naneinf multi 👀

[slim junco]

Joker that makes us stop begging for more content when we already got FOUR expansions of balatro qnd friends

[red hamlet]

skins aren't content

js

[slim junco]

It takes time to cook. We shouldn’t even expect a new joker at least 2 years

[grand dune]

How about a joker that randomly copies other joker abilities, depending on the build you have?

[random tendon]

How about this joker "Slumber" is uncommon and there's a ¼ chance of it making you win on your first hand played no matter what you score

[agile pawn]

oops all 6s

[red hamlet]

yeah no

[random tendon]

basically making the blind sleep

[red hamlet]

first of all

Uncommon that can auto win
lmfao

[random tendon]

oh yeah lmao

[slim junco]

Maybe the dlc they hinted at could include a mode like TFT? having the jokers fight each other. Would make sense imo based off the hints

[red hamlet]

2. SLumber + 2 dice = never losing

[slim junco]

Etc 👀

[random tendon]

i mean, it's already hard for me to get dice whenever I play it

[red hamlet]

lowkey, maybe the hints are that fishware is getting banned

Etc 👀

[red hamlet]

it's also hard to get baron mime perkeo and cryptid to get infinity score but here we are

[random tendon]

I see your point

[red hamlet]

Auto-wins shouldn't exist

[random tendon]

Oh wait, with slumber, you'd basically cakewalk ante 39 i

[red hamlet]

And 40

[sand cargo]

what's good gang gang

[red hamlet]

and 41

and 42

because it'll win no matter what

[slim junco]

just hit a flush BOOYAH!

ace pair is such a strong hand depending on your jokers Imo

[random tendon]

It'd be stupid then, for a game that revolves around numbers

[grand dune]

How about a joker called "Russian Roulette" where it has a 1/6 of doing 6X mult per hand played

[red hamlet]

mfw loyalty card

[random tendon]

lmao

[red hamlet]

also that's basically gros michel lmfao

[grand dune]

But atleast it's rng, lol

[oblique isle]

But also a 1/6 to end your run immediately

[agile pawn]

space jonkler

[slim junco]

vampire joker that gives you multi if it’s dark outside 👀 Because vampires don’t like the sun etc

[red hamlet]

Jokers need to either be very specific or have some kind of downside

[random tendon]

Oh how about "Mr. Calcu" an uncommon joker that has ¼ chance to add 25% of the chips needed into the blue side of the multipliers

[slim junco]

Will discard if holding the garlic joker

[red hamlet]

and the stronger they are, the more specific they need to be or higher rarity

[grand dune]

Maybe the Joker will have a 5/6 giving 6X mult, with a 1/6 chance of actually losing the game

[random tendon]

now that's a gamble

[red hamlet]

cavendish and chad are like the only exceptions i can think of

[slim junco]

Garlic joker can rot if held too long and will turn into rotting garlic joker

Balatro and friends 5 finna have Kendrick Lamar

[oblique isle]

It’s gonna have the peglin from peglin (the peggle roguelike)

TRUST

[red hamlet]

House Md

[slim junco]

i’m so excited . Gah! I dont even care about new jokers anymore. Dont add them!

[random tendon]

a joker called "Geography" a rare type that repeats the first planet card used in shop 3 times

[red hamlet]

ok well first of all

[dawn coral]

"what a run, huh"

"captain, it's ante 4"

[agile pawn]

fishware joker that instantly explodes once a blind is selected

[red hamlet]

geography is study of lands

not planets

[slim junco]

Joker that turns into a boss if conditions aren’t met

[red hamlet]

you're thinking of astronomy
which alreayd has a joker

[cobalt musk]

guys

where to get mods

[keen void]

trhe study of planest is planetometry

[red hamlet]

#1209506514763522108 #⚙・modding-general

[random tendon]

yeah true

[cobalt musk]

thunderstore, steam workshop¿

[slim junco]

Joker that tells you where to find mods

[random tendon]

lmao

[slim junco]

Joker that gives you free spotify premium

[neon saddle]

balatro

[agile pawn]

balatro

[keen void]

balatro

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-deadpool-wolverine-deadpool-and-wolverine-gif-1076607723115828208

[oblique isle]

My old ass windows 7 has been bluescreening on the first boot up of the day and I’m getting scared

If i lose it i lose EVERYTHING

[random tendon]

Lmao

[agile pawn]

ya better backup your stuff

[dawn coral]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-him-cook-cook-cooking-breaking-bad-gif-27522167

[oblique isle]

Eh 90% of it is just memes from when discord actually worked on 7

The other 10% is fan games off the web

[random tendon]

how about a reroll audit or something? A voucher that enables you to see the things that'll be coming when you reroll

[agile pawn]

ah okay

[oblique isle]

Gives you a prediction of the future two rerolls and can be wrong

[random tendon]

a gamble, perfect

[slim junco]

could add circuits to balatro as a new mechanic. imagine having a joker trigger twice because of logic gates 👀 would tie into the hints on twitter

[red hamlet]

brother in christ

there's no hints on twitter

you forgot your meds

please wake up

[slim junco]

Sorry I mean X

[red hamlet]

[oblique isle]

Likes to lie about rarity and editions more than tarots and planets

[slim junco]

hints on X

[neon saddle]

give me a funny balatro dad joke

[random tendon]

Gen alpha and so on will be calling us old when we call "X" Twitter

[red hamlet]

Divination joker
Rare
You're more likely to get jokers that work for the most played hand

[red hamlet]

nobody calls it x

except weirdo tech bros

[slim junco]

I will knock a gen alpha out joker

[random tendon]

for now

[gray sluice]

off to a good start

[random tendon]

okay cool but the draw back is that it takes 1 discard

[slim junco]

Ok but for real. We need to stop begging for new jokers. They could be unbalanced and ruin the game!

[pallid sapphire]

Plants HATE this one trick

[oblique isle]

I got an idea for a joker but I kinda want somebody to sprite it first

[primal grove]

the "hooked" code card from cryptid:

[slim junco]

i say. keep the jokers and give us more skins

[random tendon]

reasonable

[red hamlet]

unreasonable

[dawn coral]

i was gonna think of something to represent brainrotting for a gen alpha joker until i realized that would make it a worse canio

[slim junco]

glad i can speak for everyone when i say we don’t want more jokers

[random tendon]

For numbered cards, I'd agree to have skins for them

[cobalt musk]

i got weee joker right after selling hanging

[agile pawn]

anti-fishware joker that gives x20 mult per fishware destroyed 👀

[cobalt musk]

end me

[primal grove]

150 is a good amount

[random tendon]

Like imagine the numbered cards following a themed skin corresponding to the face card skins

[slim junco]

Honestly . We aren’t grateful enough. Start taking jokers OUT of the game

[agile pawn]

obelisk first

[primal grove]

death to obelisk

[pallid sapphire]

Destroy hit the road

[random tendon]

Okay this is where I actually kind of agree, obelisk is mid

[slim junco]

And zany joker

[pallid sapphire]

Obelisk by virtue of being on a mechanic timer is unfun

[slim junco]

i can speak for everyone when i say 30 jokers is a solid amount

[random tendon]

I never saw a run using it, since most runs rely on 1 type of hand

[random tendon]

okay no, too little

[grand dune]

Or atleast give it less of a punishing reset, like say reduces xmult whenever you play the most played hand again

[agile pawn]

remove jolly joker as well

[slim junco]

30 jokers and 150 skins 👀 etc

[red hamlet]

see the problem here is

[cobalt musk]

actually

[red hamlet]

it's really easy to setup obelisk for insane runs

[cobalt musk]

start removing vouchers

[shell dirge]

if i get a 5th joker after the run is over in endless mode will i still unlock invisiible joker

[slim junco]

remove planets they limit run options

[pallid sapphire]

Yea but with this you can kind of barely keep extending the timer

[primal grove]

grimbo the sequel, love it

[random tendon]

okay this is where I agree too

[pallid sapphire]

And maintain the x mult if you alternate hands

[red hamlet]

you can play 2 pairs and pairs for most of your run since you usally tend to play a lot of them to hit the score
and once you hit 20 of either, you can rip the fuck out of 3oak or 4oak and rack up thatm ultiplier
can even just spam high cards to rack it up

[grand dune]

I can agree to a certain extent

[red hamlet]

Obelisk isn't completely useless and it CAN fit into any run

[grand dune]

Especially after I tried doing a run with Obelisk and Green Joker

[red hamlet]

now HIT THE ROAD ON THE OTHER HAND

[slim junco]

Balatro got me hooked on real life blackjack

[pallid sapphire]

How does one set up an obelisk

[red hamlet]

fuck outta here

[random tendon]

my ass would loose the run before any of that happens

[random tendon]

what does it do again

[red hamlet]

play pairs/2pairs so they're most played
then swap to 3oak or any other hand

[slim junco]

Keeping my cravings away with small sweets (tootsie rolls, lollipops)

[dawn coral]

xmult joker with fast scaling but starts with .75x mult

[pallid sapphire]

Do you just play low hands and pray an obelisk appears or do you start doing it once you have an obelisk

[vague trout]

💀

[vagrant bane]

Can you reroll a Boss blind you just got?

[red hamlet]

like every other joker, you can kidna just go with the flow

[primal grove]

if you bought director's cut, yes

[red hamlet]

but it goes hard on runs that start with pair/2pair

[dawn coral]

me about to shoot my red card because i think it would be funny

[pallid sapphire]

Ong

[grand dune]

I actually keep thinking about my Russian Roulette Joker, and it sounds like an actually great joker to idealize on paper, lol.

[slim junco]

Start removing cards too . 52 is way too many

[vagrant bane]

What's directors cut upgrade.

[dawn coral]

reroll the boss

[pallid sapphire]

Might try it someday but generally I just don't like the vibe of obelisk

Unlimited

[vagrant bane]

No what's the better one

[primal grove]

spend 10 dollar to reroll the boss, you can only do it once per ante unless you buy the upgraded version (retcon)

[grand dune]

Obelisk isn't for everyone, yeah

[dawn coral]

called retcon and it lets you do it more than once

[random tendon]

joker concept:
"Baby jokey"
Rare

"after 3 rounds, will copy a random joker in negative and upgrade the most played hand"

[primal grove]

retcon just removes the cap from director's cut

[red hamlet]

had this obelisk run
and my entire opinion on it flipped

[pallid sapphire]

Does it kill itself after or does it proc every 3 rounds

[random tendon]

basically yeah, it "grows up"

so it chooses who it wants to copy

[dawn coral]

"what if we hyper buffed invisible joker"

[random tendon]

like how a baby copies what they see as they grow up

[vagrant bane]

New Challenge run: Boss Blind Stack: All bosses stack, gets retcon.

[red hamlet]

we laready went over this

[vagrant bane]

However

[red hamlet]

BUT

[vagrant bane]

Starts with retcon

[grand dune]

Same, I've been less harsh on this Joker now:

[red hamlet]

i have changed my opinion since

[agile pawn]

i'd love to see a challenge where all blinds are boss blinds

[red hamlet]

becuase i found funny tech

you could use for that challenge

[vagrant bane]

Boss stack

[slim junco]

Joker that changes reward based on eye color (could enter it in when you make a profile)

[red hamlet]

just sell a bp/bs that's copying luchador

[ruby tide]

what anime girl mod pack thing is that? i've been looking for it recently

[pallid sapphire]

Wait what I didn't know bp was compatible with luchador

Thats crazy

[vagrant bane]

This shit made me laugh like a hyena

Wtf

[random tendon]

joker concept:
"A gamble"
rare

"hides the debuff of the boss blind until picked but get 25$ each time you beat it"

[red hamlet]

https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40

[grand dune]

Wrong video

[red hamlet]

it's so fucking funny

[ruby tide]

OH THEY'RE YURI
HELL YEAH

[red hamlet]

what an uncommon skip

[ruby tide]

not what i thought it was but i love them

[red hamlet]

🗿

[vagrant bane]

I so want balatro cards irl

[dawn coral]

ive started calling this style femjoker

[ruby tide]

all i remember from the pack i was trying to find was had a really cute girl for egg

[ruby tide]

then pre-order them

[vagrant bane]

How would you put photochad in a pack

No I mean tcg pack

BALATRO TCG

IMAGINE

[random tendon]

how about an invincible joker so that every time a blind is selected, a title card appears on your deck

[dawn coral]

title card?

doesn't that usually show the jokers and vouchers you've yet to unlock

[random tendon]

there's BALATRO CARDS?

[olive smelt]

💀

[slim junco]

common joker that lets you pick your starting hand
drawback -1100 chips
so you need a lot of chips to make it worth it

[red hamlet]

invincible has a stupid fucking thing going on where they have a line like "You'd have to be invincible" but they cut before they say invincible and just drop the title card

[random tendon]

exactly

[dawn coral]

make it 0x instead

[vagrant bane]

No I want the jimbys

[dusky oasis]

If he's invincible why cam i see him

[red hamlet]

in season 2 ep 1 they bait it like 4 fucking times
having the characters pause for like a second and then just say it

made me so fucking mad

[red hamlet]

that's invisible

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: Guillotine: kills off your last Joker for 10$

[red hamlet]

aight, riff give me the chad

[dusky oasis]

The title card spam in that 1 episode was peak

[ruby tide]

yes lol

[dawn coral]

invisible joker always summons a title card like invincible, you just can't see it

[vagrant bane]

Imagine getting the balatro cards

[dusky oasis]

If the joker is invisible, why can it be killed by madness

[vagrant bane]

And your jimbo is misprint accidently

So you get a misprint

That isn't misprint

[random tendon]

joker idea:
"Communism", a rare joker

"It distributes all chips and mult equally"

||a plasma deck joker||

[red hamlet]

cryptid has taht

[grand dune]

Money-printing Ceremonial Dagger, essentially.

Would work well with Riff-Raff

[dawn coral]

looking at cryptid's lists just leave me with more questions lmao

[uncut magnet]

That would be to good

[random tendon]

okay I'm imagining a joker build with it

so it goes: riffraff-Guillotine-random joker-dagger-random joker

[vagrant bane]

Last played joker

[slim junco]

Joker that humbles you and gives you more skins and never any new jokers

[random tendon]

a joker that deletes balatro

[vagrant bane]

New Joker

[dawn coral]

a joker that leaks your home address

[uncut magnet]

New joker idea. You get raped by the main joker if you don’t score enough 🥴

[vagrant bane]

Ms. Jimbo: Queens are wild

[grand dune]

...

[uncut magnet]

😂

[dawn coral]

that's too far

[dull verge]

That would be broken af. Or actually garbage. Because if it makes the mult be the same number as the chips then broken. But if it makes the chips the same number as the mult then it is garbage

[uncut magnet]

Oh mb

😞

[vagrant bane]

Bro this is a card game

[random tendon]

a joker that has a ½ chance to upload your pictures on the internet

[red hamlet]

Plasma deck is broken

so yeah

[grand dune]

We were having fun here until you said that

[uncut magnet]

Lmao

[red hamlet]

could just ask

[uncut magnet]

Bro 😭

[dawn coral]

joker that has a rare chance to summon jimbo upon this wretched world

[slim junco]

We need to stop begging for jokers. We are being ungrateful. we don't tneed New jokers and quite frankly. we dont Deserve Them

[dusky oasis]

Joker idea:
"Copyright claim" uncommon

Gives $1 every time a card is retriggered

[random tendon]

a joker that exits balatro and starts opening solitaire

[uncut magnet]

Baby joker, makes the game super easy and it takes like 3 chips to win. Then the boss is like in the e difficulty

[dawn coral]

a joker that just links you to march of the gladiators

[random tendon]

so basically mime but with cash

[dusky oasis]

A joker that bans your steam account

[red hamlet]

RARE SKIP NEVER PUNISHED

[random tendon]

hell yeah

[uncut magnet]

What in the henti joker is that

[dusky oasis]

I will not fall for the skip propaganda

[dawn coral]

i'll never get the femjoker mods or anything like that, i love my basic goofy jesters

[random tendon]

a joker that flashes you with men kissing everytime a blind is selected

[native basin]

stand strong brother

[uncut magnet]

I’ve gotten lucky before. It just has to be a safe play.

[slim junco]

mr beast just posted balatro on his story
collab soon? 👀

[vagrant bane]

A 2
K 3
Q 4
J 5
10 6
9 7
8 8
7 9
6 10
5 10
4 10
3 10
2 11
New Joker: Contrary: Inverts scoring roles.

[dusky oasis]

Please God no

[uncut magnet]

Oh and I went too far…..

[dawn coral]

...

adds to the build

[random tendon]

LMAO

[uncut magnet]

Mr beast joker. Gives you money when you beat the final boss. It’s like $1000

[red hamlet]

YUP

https://tenor.com/view/guy-slamming-card-on-table-gif-21126320

[dawn coral]

1 in 4 chance to summon a moldy joker

[uncut magnet]

Woah

[random tendon]

downside: if you don't win, you will be in debt by 1k$ as well

[uncut magnet]

Oh no 😟

[dawn coral]

wouldn't the money just be 0 when you start a new run anyways

[uncut magnet]

No it transfers over

To the next run

[red hamlet]

🗿

[grand dune]

"Russian Roulette"

• Rare/Legendary

• Has 5/6 chance of giving 6X mult, but a 1/6 chance of ending the run.

Good Joker Synergies:

• Mr. Skeleton
• Oops! All sixes (6/6 chance of giving 6X mult)
• Blueprint
• Brainstorm

Bad Joker Synergies:

• Oops! All sixes (2/6 chance of ending the run)
• Blueprint
• Brainstorm

[slim junco]

Joker

[uncut magnet]

🥴

[random tendon]

bro did a study

[uncut magnet]

Bros a dev

[grand dune]

Lol

[red hamlet]

🗿

[vagrant bane]

New Joker: jimbo: +4 mukt

[uncut magnet]

Show yourself you wolf in sheep’s clothing

[dusky oasis]

Too op

[grand dune]

S++ tier

[dawn coral]

what is this enigmatic mukt

[vagrant bane]

There should be a joker that buffs jimbo called jumbo that's +16 mult

[random tendon]

how about just a joker, a joker called "classic joker"

where it does nothing to the mult or chips but will fill in the missing card on the hand you're about to play

||like how a joker actually works||

[red hamlet]

YUP

[random tendon]

like if you're missing 1 card for a flush, it'll provide it for you

[dusky oasis]

4 fingers

[dawn coral]

*casually outclasses a bunch of +mults*

[random tendon]

no like, any build honestly

[dusky oasis]

High card builds in shambles

[random tendon]

satisfaction

[dawn coral]

kid named pair

[random tendon]

not until it gives you foil

[dusky oasis]

NOPE!

[grand dune]

Wild Card Enhancement: Am I a joke to you?

[red hamlet]

died c:

smiley, 2 dice, bp, holo
i got no packs after i got holo
and no lucky tarots or deaths to make more faces

legit about ot cheat anaglyph as well

[neon saddle]

who wants to play #1347136192474251294

minigame

[random tendon]

wild card only enables you to have all 4 suits in 1 card

[random tendon]

I'm intrigued

[neon saddle]

whats intrigued mean

[dawn coral]

Bling Joker: Every Edition card gives +4 Mult [Currently +0]

[random tendon]

what I'm implying is that, it gives you the best card for whatever build your about to do, like if you have a straight flush but missing 1 card left, it'll just give you it when you play it

[red hamlet]

🗿

[random tendon]

honestly why not just make the gold ones held in hand give 10 mult

[grand dune]

Four Fingers: And I took that personally

[random tendon]

interested

[dusky oasis]

5 pieces of joxodia
Do nothing on their own, but having all 5 instantly sets your score to naneinf every hand

[neon saddle]

alr come

[spare kite]

chat should i make balatro irl

[neon saddle]

#1347136192474251294

[dusky oasis]

I'm down

[pallid sapphire]

Me praying for it to fill on for a flush house but best it can do is full house

[neon saddle]

come

[red hamlet]

aight

enough balatro

league time

[fiery yew]

wrong omage

[dawn coral]

joker poker balala jumpscare

[fiery yew]

wait oh my god

it didnt save my image fuckkkk

[random tendon]

lnao

[fiery yew]

anyways i had a really good balatro run

high card strat

[pallid sapphire]

What jokers

If you remember

[dusky oasis]

Jimbo

[fiery yew]

what was the name of the one that looks like a ticket and replays the card twice

[random tendon]

How about a "high joker" basically gives a random xmult when high card is played

[dawn coral]

hanging chad

[dusky oasis]

Hanging chad

[random tendon]

and the joker looks high

[pallid sapphire]

Inb4 another photochad moment

So called free thinkers when they see photochad

[fiery yew]

i had 2 of them

[native basin]

its only an illusion of choice

[dusky oasis]

So called free thinkers when a soul card shows up

[fiery yew]

then the smiley face one then the one that gives you a 2x mult with a face card and then chicot

[pallid sapphire]

Presses skip (all my jokers are eternal)

[dusky oasis]

Photochad moment

[glad oriole]

more like stop doing endless

[fiery yew]

man i love balatro

[glad oriole]

cuz this is all wndless stuff smh

[dawn coral]

MILB

[glad oriole]

man i’d like to balatro

[ruby tide]

need to play balatro with a bad bitch 🙏

[dawn coral]

Balatro, Always Lucky, Life's Spectacular

[ruby tide]

balls <3

[fiery yew]

jimbo literally plays with you in game??

[stiff hull]

It’s just that easy

Spare trousers goated

[fiery yew]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-spare-trousers-what-is-balatro-gif-3837311494209949974

[dusky oasis]

Need to play balatro with a bad bitch

[red hamlet]

[fiery yew]

What is balatro

[dusky oasis]

Who's up socking their buskins

[stiff hull]

Balatro is ostensibly a “game” but I call it an undiagnosed neurodivergence

[simple ore]

whats it at?

[slim junco]

I am smart and kind once you get to know me

[ruby tide]

need jimbo to be real 😔

[fiery yew]

balatro doesnt even feel like a game it just feels like if you can get your dopamine up if you’re lucky

[dawn coral]

i want jimbo to shake my hand and give a balatro winning trophy when i get completionist ++

[fiery yew]

guys whats the difference between balatro and balatro+

[dusky oasis]

That's what hallucinogenics are for

[red hamlet]

just play league until you're hallucinating

[fiery yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263501011184783450/1347271640291213343/ezgif.com-gif-maker_15.gif

me when blueprint

[dawn coral]

need to smoke that jumbo buffoon pack to make jimbo real

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/busy-work-laptop-dog-puppy-gif-16336122

me @ the baddies on the internet

[slim junco]

steam workshop support on the 21st!! 👀

[limber patio]

Balls??

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-gif-648628109521233656

[red hamlet]

source?

[dusky oasis]

Officer balls

[limber patio]

Dude, why balls

[fiery yew]

lowk a joker that after every hand kills a random card in your hand

[red hamlet]

trading card is right there

[fiery yew]

i havent used all jokers yet 💔

🃏 apple jokah

[dusky oasis]

Just use perkeo on immolate smh

[dawn coral]

the please please please approach is rising in popularity

[twilit compass]

on my best run as well 😭

[red hamlet]

i got my baddie by being autistic adn showing her my lego cars the first time we met

[random plover]

oh hey its me

[fiery yew]

“my strategy is perfect!”

the humble boss blind:

[dusky oasis]

"Oh wow, my face card build is doing wonders"
Foliage:

[red hamlet]

🥱

[fiery yew]

thank you negative chicot we say in unison

[dawn coral]

photochad users when they need to touch grass (plant)

[twilit compass]

when i got the soul i was praying for trib

[dusky oasis]

That's why you spend all your money on rerolls for luchador

[twilit compass]

i didnt get him

😦

[dusky oasis]

Smh my head

Just get luckier

[twilit compass]

ikr

[random plover]

smh why didnt you spawn him in

[ebon wind]

I cant beat gold stake if my life depended on it

[dusky oasis]

If you don't have the luck to win 2 lotteries in a row, might as well delete balatro

[dawn coral]

he couldn't find his steel chair

[dusky oasis]

Joker idea:
Evil luchador

When sold, makes every blind of the ante a boss blind

[red hamlet]

[dusky oasis]

Enough time to play balatro

[dawn coral]

rehab

[dusky oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-bojack-horseman-silly-stupid-help-me-gif-8995229835577362004

[red hamlet]

i barely play it

[dreamy ether]

GUYS I WON ON BALATRO FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER

YIPPEE

[shell dirge]

let him have his moment

[dawn coral]

enjoy your blueprint

[slim junco]

Then we jump him

[fiery yew]

would you rather have

unlimited jokers but no chips

or

unlimited chips but no chips

[random plover]

merry blueprint to you!

[limpid tree]

if i do this does the blueprint have a chance to get destroyed??

[dawn coral]

unlimited joker, unlimited mult

[stiff hull]

Orange stake

[shell dirge]

YES DONT DO IT

[limpid tree]

thank god i asked first

[red hamlet]

no

[stiff hull]

No it doesn’t

[red hamlet]

it only copies the mult
doesn't copy self-destruct

[fiery yew]

its not a banana sooo

do it

do it

TAKE IT

[oblique isle]

Dude that would be hilarious if it could self destruct

[shell dirge]

DONT TRUST ME IT GETS DESTROYED

[fiery yew]

lowk they need to have a sandbox mode for balatro to see what combos you can do

[red hamlet]

to be fair, this is real so

[limpid tree]

it says compatible but it doesn't mention if any specific part is compatible

[stiff hull]

Bruh

[stiff hull]

Uh oh

[red hamlet]

https://github.com/WilsontheWolf/DebugPlus

[stiff hull]

No banana

[red hamlet]

lets you spawn jokers, copy them, change ranks/suits editions seals etc

just remember ot make a 2nd profile so you don't fuck up your stats

or shit will look like this

[limpid tree]

ok cool

[fiery yew]

justice for negative blueprint

[limpid tree]

whoops wrong reply

[fiery yew]

oh

[limpid tree]

okay yeah it doesn't do the "Safe!" thing after doing a round so it can't be destroyed

[unborn maple]

guy who shows up in chat to argue whenever someone's badmouthing chicot with "but he doesn't score doe"

[red hamlet]

YOU KNOW IT BAYBEEE

[spice moth]

how do you check that

[dawn coral]

the fungus