🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Nuh uh

This

[digital tusk]

omg how 😭

[civic ore]

no chips and no mult

and i played the hands suboptimally

[pallid sapphire]

1* 1.5^4 💔

[digital tusk]

im running out of cards to enhance 😭

[pallid sapphire]

vampired?

[digital tusk]

no my jokers are just very meh so im relying on them for all my score

[pallid sapphire]

Oh lmao

[digital tusk]

playing steel cards hurts but i dont have any other option

[untold acorn]

Baltro

[digital tusk]

now they give me this shop 😭

[pallid sapphire]

brainstorm time

[digital tusk]

ehh

what would i replace

[pallid sapphire]

No idea

[digital tusk]

i rerolled <3 surely it works out

is only red stake

[civic ore]

aaand hes back

[glad oriole]

easiest skip ever

[digital tusk]

[glad oriole]

by that i mean skip the baron

[glad oriole]

this looks like a vagabond run tbh

[digital tusk]

its not i promsie

i have one purple seal

[glad oriole]

oki

[digital tusk]

thats it

[vale fog]

it's a superposition run

[digital tusk]

not that either 😭 idk how its happened

[unreal stream]

dude what's with this server

2 weirdos came to my dms asking about streaming and some shit

😭

[blazing wing]

First ever black stake run win kinda pog

[pallid sapphire]

congrats

[blazing wing]

ty ty

rate the joker setup lol

i had not very good luck so i scraped together all i could

[pallid sapphire]

I hate it cause two of them are dependent on multiple hands played

But what works works

[blazing wing]

yes i have 6 hands lol

[median marsh]

yeah lma

[blazing wing]

and deck is royal-flush based

[pallid sapphire]

the needle in question:

that's crazy

[blazing wing]

i got needle ante 2

[digital tusk]

it did

[blazing wing]

and whatever the fricken diamond one is on ante 7

[blazing wing]

got lucky with needle on ante 2

[pallid sapphire]

the window

[blazing wing]

yurr

oh the window

thank you

[pallid sapphire]

I only remember its name cause someone was asking why it was called the window

[spiral sonnet]

am a hunter/lurker :3

[blazing wing]

ah lolo

time to beat blue stake now

runner was at this btw

essentially a free 2x with royal flush

[pallid sapphire]

Awesome

[blazing wing]

that's literally the first time i've ever made a royal flush based build

[rich spoke]

I'm gonna play Balatro until I'm homeless

[blazing wing]

kinda confusing because you have to level up straight flush to levvel up royal flush

[pallid sapphire]

I've had straight flush going once but only once, it was kinda nutty

royal flush is just when you get the highest tier possible straight flush

[blazing wing]

yeah

the royal flush in question:

[pallid sapphire]

the one wild card king lmao

[vital siren]

Printing money

[spiral sonnet]

Eep! i didnt know!

0.3% is CRAZYY

[blazing wing]

can't wait for vampire

holy shiiiitt i finally unlocked itt

[pallid sapphire]

mid card

[digital tusk]

its x2 right?

[pallid sapphire]

yeah

[remote sail]

Uhhh guys, is there any website you guys use to create random joker?

I wanna make custom joker card to post on reddit but don’t know how tbh—

[vocal ferry]

chat, perishable blueprint or +1 hand?

[neon mulch]

who is salt

[pallid sapphire]

what ante

[neon mulch]

did you guys receive a friend request too

[ember root]

hand

[pallid sapphire]

but yeah hand

long term benefit

[vocal ferry]

orange stake is rough man

[pallid sapphire]

agree

perishable is so ass

I kinda wish it at least gave a discount for perishables, paying full price for a joker with an expiration date suuuuucks

[thorn bloom]

What does the Joker role mean in this server

[pallid sapphire]

content creator, most likely

considering balatro university is one of them

[daring dagger]

Lots of talented artists are in #🎨・fan-art so I'd suggest asking them

They know a lot about that

[leaden nova]

file apk mod please

[hoary kernel]

LETS GOOOO

[red hamlet]

Cant mod mobile balatro

[broken peak]

gotta love getting a much needed telescope on a spare trousers run only to then get TEN FUCKING ARCANA PACKS IN A ROW

[leaden nova]

adr apk mod

[lavish hemlock]

wazzaaaap

[tropic swift]

#⚙・modding-general 🙏

[lavish hemlock]

how do yall beat black deck man

[tropic swift]

it's easy bro 💔

[lavish hemlock]

i had one good run but died ante 6 to the plant

[remote sail]

Nvm found it. Thank you! Now time to learn how to use gimp….

https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1igiqni/joker_fan_art_card_and_description_template/?share_id=1h6WfiyiEsekWraW02mVB&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

[lavish hemlock]

cuz i had sock and buskin and photo

[queen escarp]

Chat
I'm at ~250 hours in balatro
I almost completed every deck
BUT
I STILL CAN'T FIND STONE JOKER
ITS LAST THING I NEED TO FIND

[half tusk]

is card sharp doing much in a straight build

[patent bramble]

you sure you have a stone card in your deck?
it requires a stone card to find one

otherwise just play more, can't really say much more

[queen escarp]

Yeah but I'd rather put a gun in my mouth than infect my deck with stone cards

[patent bramble]

play on plasma deck

[glad oriole]

stones are okay with pairs

which are the best hand!!!

[queen escarp]

I'm more of a two pair fan tbh

[glad oriole]

im not stating my preference

[stiff hull]

Tfw youve been grinding gold stake for weeks and still no progress

[glad oriole]

just which one’s op

[blazing wing]

yes\

[pallid sapphire]

stone cards are peak

high level hands don't mean anything if you can just brute force the chips and mult

[half tusk]

if you think about it, stone cards are just fucked up wild cards

[wheat wyvern]

so apparently in real poker there is no jokers and tarrot cards the worst part is the casino staff told me "What the hell are you doing get the hell out of here where are your parrents?"

what did I do wrong

[hoary kernel]

bless his heart

[neon mulch]

number 2 enjoyer

[cobalt musk]

died to boss condition before making it into ante 13

rip

nvm

[slim junco]

my game has been updated, where can i see the changelog

[terse lichen]

An ante 1 eternal photograph is denying me a blueprint

Ima screenshot and upload this acc

Idk what to do

[hasty edge]

My friend pirated this game

Online

[cobalt musk]

is it too much to ask for baron + SnB on first shop?

[terse lichen]

Idk what to do here

[cobalt musk]

sell perkeo

is a powermove

[terse lichen]

No observatory, hoping for voucher skip

I have the "most played hand" one

7 vouchers in total so idk about my odds

I 100% survive this ante and see two more blinds

[cobalt musk]

hear me out, u already have a balatrillion plutos

all u need

is voucher

perkeo already did his job

cause is not like u can sell mime or brainstorm

[terse lichen]

I mean yeah but idk how much time selling perkeo saves

Acc

Yeah

Itd probably buy me a full ante and a half

[slim junco]

sell baron

[cobalt musk]

if dna wasnt negative it would be sealleable"

[slim junco]

[terse lichen]

😭

[cobalt musk]

so real and true

[terse lichen]

I don't regret the ecto on it tbh

I've had full Joker slots this entire run, I literally just had god luck

[cobalt musk]

yea

[terse lichen]

Whatever I needed in that moment or else I'd die, I got

😭

[cobalt musk]

thing is, in a situation like this, u already juiced perkeo and dne

[terse lichen]

DNA would be gone by now if not negative

[cobalt musk]

what is hand size?

[terse lichen]

10

Wait no 9

Functionally 10 cuz of DNA

11 if I sacrifice a hand

[cobalt musk]

even if u could sell photo, that would be a bad idea, and troubador would have to stay anyways

[terse lichen]

Photo being gone for BP would be worth

I don't have red seal only blue

[cobalt musk]

i reckon not

[terse lichen]

So I got a dhit ton of levels

[cobalt musk]

a

no red

rip

[terse lichen]

For an additional retrigger?

BP is more planets and more retriggers

[cobalt musk]

i mean, mime is makeshift red seal

wait

im assuming

u have your whole deck steeled up

right?

[terse lichen]

Give or take 10 cards out of 70

But 4 discards has made it a non issue

[cobalt musk]

roblox.Oof

[terse lichen]

Its not perfect

Until ante 9 I was scraping by

[lavish hemlock]

poopenfarten

[terse lichen]

I took negative skip tag found baron

Later dropped hanging chad for mime

[cobalt musk]

are those 10 the kings being steeled or others?

[terse lichen]

Random ranks i didn't destroy earlier in game

All kings are steel

[cobalt musk]

how tf u got only 10 steel kings tho

[terse lichen]

I meant 10 cards aren't myb

[cobalt musk]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

that makes more sense

[terse lichen]

Like 10 of my cards arent steel and/or king

Got a few steel queens i had strengthed early in the run

Ig I drop perkeo?

Pray I find an observatory

[cobalt musk]

im actually thinking

is it really better brainstorming/blueprint mime

[terse lichen]

Cuz I either drop perkeo, or ignore blueprint

[terse lichen]

One yes

[cobalt musk]

blueprint is gonna be noticeable (should be)

[terse lichen]

Two itd be split

[terse lichen]

I mean like leave it in shop

[cobalt musk]

pretty sure troubador is not compatible, it would be insane if u could get 2-4 more hand size,sadge

[terse lichen]

Cuz rn I got two triggers (Baron and steel) and it triggers twice (king/steel/mime)

[cobalt musk]

is it not? asking cause ireally cant remember

[terse lichen]

No matter what I copy math ends up same I believe

[terse lichen]

It isnr sadly

[cobalt musk]

rip

had u gotten R seals u would be on way to nanEinf

[terse lichen]

Baron, Steel (1.5x, 1.5x)
Mime (1.5, 1.5x)

BS, Baron, Steel (1.5X, 1.5x, 1.5x)

Mime (1.5X, 1.5X, 1.5X)

Baron, Steel (2(1.5x)
Mine - above
BS - above

Yeah it's the dame

[terse lichen]

Theoretically possible

Made sure to get steel on non-blue kings

I just need some luck on a spectral pack w deja vu in the next 5 shops, and to find it enough to DNA it

[cobalt musk]

u already got palette, right?

[terse lichen]

Simple, right?

[cobalt musk]

yeah, but might be kinda late to dna it, even if u get it

[terse lichen]

Liquidation + clearance, reroll, discard 1 and 2, the predecessor to observatory

[terse lichen]

Luckily I got 2 hands, and have 5 more blinds I clear

In one hand

If I drop perkeo thatd be more

Basically if I srop perkeo I need to pray for red seal and DNA

If I leave BP behind I need to pray for observatory

Cuz i literally can't drop mime

I lose then and there

[cobalt musk]

i reckon u can still pray for observatory even if u drop perkeo

mmm

actually

[terse lichen]

Oh i definitely do but it's not the most important thing anymore

[terse lichen]

???

[cobalt musk]

fukc

thing is

i was thinking if u could brainstomr/BP perkeo to print more plutos

i mean, BS/BP as u start round, then swap them around to dupe mime

have u been duping perkeo with brainstorm¿

damn, the more i think on it, thats a crazy run

[terse lichen]

Yes

[cobalt musk]

mmmmmmmm

[terse lichen]

No room

[cobalt musk]

where is antimatter when u need it

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[terse lichen]

Only sellable jokers are mime, perkeo and brainstoem

[terse lichen]

I skipped blank earlier this run as well 💔

[cobalt musk]

it would be funny droping brain to get blueprint tho

[red hamlet]

i mean you could always look into balatro university's video for naneinf

see if you got enough 1.5x procs

[terse lichen]

Actially

[cobalt musk]

i reckon here needs either red seals (which i belive is too late) or observatory

[terse lichen]

Funny story

Next boss is serpent

[supple sorrel]

First time that give me two legendary joker

[digital tusk]

poor brainstorm is just a worse blueprint

[terse lichen]

In my scenario its identical LMAO

[terse lichen]

I might have to do so

[cobalt musk]

free boss

[stoic veldt]

i love getting a rainbow banana

[vale fog]

gay

[terse lichen]

I might look into if I could get enough kings for a naninf

Off of serpent and blueprint

Drop perkeo use planets

[stoic veldt]

if you play ghost deck and you get lucky with a perkeo you can just cryptid hunt

[cobalt musk]

to o nanEinf u do need bp tho

ANWOFDFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDF

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS GCKONBG GAME

MTOIAWNM

[brave saddle]

???????

[red hamlet]

checkered?

o lmfao

[cobalt musk]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

[red hamlet]

buy it, sell it, buy bp

[vale fog]

can't run away from photochad

[cobalt musk]

wait

true

im drowining in a cup of water

[vale fog]

then sell bp

[red hamlet]

sad thing is you're a dollar short from the pack

[terse lichen]

Im using a balatro calculator

Idk what to do here

[vale fog]

sell photo

[red hamlet]

eternal moment

either way

go for naneinf on white stake instead

[vale fog]

then sell dna

[red hamlet]

negative

won't make a dif flmfao

[vale fog]

or troubadour

[cobalt musk]

brb

[red hamlet]

also eternal

[vale fog]

smh

[cobalt musk]

so real

[vale fog]

just hold R

[red hamlet]

don't

[cobalt musk]

i dont think r is a good idea

brb

imma buy something across street

[terse lichen]

Ok so I have 9 hand size, DNA, and 4 discards on the serpent

I gain 2 cards per discard

[vale fog]

you can also play hands first

[terse lichen]

4 on my first hand (DNA gives 2, plus 3 from serpent, -1 from played card)

[terse lichen]

Im gonna have to, to not win the blind

Acc +5 if i sell perkep

So 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 + 5 + 9 = 22

[vale fog]

idk whether you can one shot without the discards

[terse lichen]

I wont

With them I will

Ill have to play my one DNA hand before I do discards

[terse lichen]

22 - 1 = 21

So this math should check out

So not even clode

[red hamlet]

clode

[terse lichen]

Im nowhere near inf

[terse lichen]

Perish

Oml I'm gonna die idk wtf to do

[pallid sapphire]

What e value precedes inf again

[red hamlet]

308

[opaque shard]

Just did a shoot the moon run, guess how many queens I got first hand of the final boss blind after taking turtle bean and juggle tag

[red hamlet]

0

obviously

[opaque shard]

One

Close enough

[red hamlet]

infinitely better than i assumed

congrats

[terse lichen]

Im passing ante 17 with this... if every boss were serpent

[opaque shard]

A single fucking queen

[terse lichen]

I need Mr Balatro to come down here and tell me how to save this run

[opaque shard]

At least I got gold sticker on shoot the moon and trading card and stencil

[dry remnant]

this server is so big...the general chat seems slower so i'll also share it here: localthunk just posted a timeline of his progress making balatro that is well worth the read
https://localthunk.com/blog/balatro-timeline-3aarh

great documentation of how it went from a hobby to a full-time job

and also has an incredibly sweet ending ❤️

back to my hole i go 🕳️

[flint copper]

I thought this was confirmed Balatro lore for a good moment

But this is also good

[hasty finch]

That's a surprisingly engaging read, thanks for sharing

[opal fog]

idk why do i got this ss

oh i remember now

BALATRO MEANS DEVIL

[hasty finch]

"By end of month, Balatro had XXXXX wishlists on Steam" really starts to ramp up to insane numbers, I can hear the flames in my head

[dry remnant]

yeah it's crazy, i appreciate that he included that in each month

[brave saddle]

hmmm

[hasty finch]

🔥 By launch day, Balatro has 208,401 wishlists on Steam 🔥

[brave saddle]

lol

[cobalt musk]

haha

xd

[red hamlet]

little hands, all discard

[cobalt musk]

cant flush

i didnt account for the fact that i need to flush to use lusty joker

[random tendon]

high card

[cobalt musk]

the solution to all my problems

[opaque shard]

I wish Mr. Bones was more fleshed out

[red hamlet]

then he would be Mr Muscles

[cobalt musk]

guys

i found a way to flush

[red hamlet]

lmfao

[wet marten]

Anybody else not feel great about a win when the gimmick is invalidated?

[opaque shard]

Deadass thought this was the medusa challenge

Anyway hasn't happened to me but it does feel a bit like cheating when you get a legendary

[mental dirge]

Whats yall favourite deck or just the best deck in general i hit 26x my original best hand (500k ish~>13.4mill) using the ghost deck

[red hamlet]

no offense, this is a bit of a dumb statement

"It's cheating to use the tools provided by the game"

[cobalt musk]

checkered lets me turn my brain off and reset faster games so either start with a rare/ 25$ or i reset, is not actually that strong, but is nice not having to think

[opaque shard]

Listen I take them

I

Oops

[mental dirge]

I haven’t got to that one yet although it sounds pretty easy just to get the ante 8 win ive somehow gotta win using the abandoned deck most of my wins have been won by abusing face cards😭

[opaque shard]

I'm just saying it feels a little wrong to win with ease sometimes

[fiery yew]

2nd time i buy balatro

[opaque shard]

I find runs where I struggle a bit more interesting cuz it makes me feel like I'm getting better Ig

[cobalt musk]

abandoned is pretty cool too, i reckon is the other brain off deck but for full houses though it cuts you off from shoot the moon/ baron steel based builds

[lavish zenith]

joker concept:
Phonebook
rare
x2 mult if your jokers are arranged in alphabetical order.

[opaque shard]

That being said I'll take photochad whenever possible

[lavish zenith]

i havent gotten photochad in a loong time tbh

[opaque shard]

Sounds like an interesting idea but how do you make it work with different languages

[lavish zenith]

good question. you would probably just not

the joker is simply not a good idea

[opaque shard]

What if it instead worked by the order in the collection

[cobalt musk]

it kinda sounds like a stencil with extra steps

like

[lavish zenith]

good idea!

[cobalt musk]

stronger stencil

(i mean this in the sense that you can always have it active but is easier to meet condition than stuff like stencil, campfire and such

[lavish zenith]

Librarian Joker
rare
x2 mult if your jokers are arranged by order in the collection.

[red hamlet]

you check what localization the game is in

lmfao

[lavish zenith]

yeah but switching to another language would make phonebook behave differently

[red hamlet]

people might learn new languages

or ru nteh game in other languages to optimize the run

[lavish zenith]

switching to german to ensure your +mult jokers proc before your xmult jokers

[red hamlet]

we never had that before! (we did, a fair amount of games are run in other languages cause dialogue is faster)

[lavish zenith]

i still like librarian joker more

[sterile halo]

hey guys is there a way to destroy all these tags?

[cobalt musk]

30 mins to proc them

[lavish zenith]

Jokeroborous
legendary
Sell this joker to set ante to 1.
Jokeroborous cannot be sold more than two times in one run.

[red hamlet]

easiest game i've ever seen

not even a contest

[lavish zenith]

yep!

[sterile halo]

I thinks I haven't unlocked this joker yet

[lavish zenith]

no it's an idea i came up with

i think clone from etg predates r key

[opaque shard]

Painted wall:
Rare
+1 hand size when boss blind is defeated

[lavish zenith]

interesting, interesting

[upbeat berry]

Where do I get mods at

[cobalt musk]

oh shit

i was joking

why did it let me @

[cyan solstice]

[cobalt musk]

mb gang

[cyan solstice]

It's all good, I'm pretty sure the #⚙・modding-general should be available by default now

So check there

[upbeat berry]

It didn’t show up but thank you

[cyan solstice]

Goddamnit wout

[cobalt musk]

roles and channels?

go there and explore channels

(i have it in spanish, no clue if it says "roles and channels"

[red hamlet]

id:browse

[warm pike]

channels and roles, second one in that photo

[cobalt musk]

true and real

lately im having far more luck playing on mobile than pc

as in

better stuff in shop for no reason

some times not even stuff that synergises

just more rares

[brave saddle]

do i take the idol

[wicked arrow]

no

[red hamlet]

is your deck fixed

[brave saddle]

full of king of hearts

[wicked arrow]

not worth for your build

[brave saddle]

mm ok

if i don't get DNA next ante im cooked

or birthday

burglar

demmit

or retcon

still don't have retcon

[cobalt shore]

Hello chat

[wicked arrow]

you're well off you can't improve your jokers

theyre all perfectly good and honed

make your kings steal, ideally with red seals.

[red hamlet]

stealing kings

[brave saddle]

where serpent :<

note to self: get better econ

(i got retcon this ante)

[probably shouldve just went hunting for dna/ecto]

{god i suck at this game}

[wicked arrow]

you can do gold cards and transition into steel

next time

for this particular highcard build

[sterile halo]

Is there a way to skip calculating?

[red hamlet]

yeah

don't play modded

#⚙・modding-general and modded goes here

[south moat]

cut down on retrigger affects

[brave saddle]

sob

[barren bolt]

Perhaps the worst blueprint brainstorm of all time

[red hamlet]

nah

the worst bp brainstorm is getting both roudn 1

cause they literally do nothin

[dusky oasis]

They make love

[red hamlet]

yuri

[warm pike]

what do you have against modded tho

[red hamlet]

nothing?

they want to skip the thousands of calculations
which are caused by modded content

[dusky oasis]

When is someone going to make the balatro sex mod

[red hamlet]

just go to nexus

[patent hound]

Now you're asking the real questions.

[brave saddle]

also i got serpent yay

im gonna die next ante tho

ae

[crimson gazelle]

The plant has entered the chat.

[brave saddle]

the humble director's cut:

[warm pike]

idk, just asking since you seem to say "dont play modded" in response to a lot of stuff

[unborn maple]

gets a boss reroll tag and rerolls the boss 7 times like a boss (it will land on plant again)

[brave saddle]

why reroll 7 times

only need to reroll once to get rid of plant

[unborn maple]

bottom right

[brave saddle]

ah

tag

tag.

drmmit

imagine if it happens tho

[unborn maple]

the actual wheel of fortune

[half plume]

Hello

[vale fog]

acktyually ☝️🤓

[earnest dome]

hi everyone I was wondering where to find the pokermon mod if available here?

[vale fog]

it will not land on duplicates

[lavish zenith]

joker concept:
this joker gains x0.1 mult for every numbered card of rank X in your full deck that you have exactly X of in your full deck

if you have four 4s and seven 7s, each 4 gives x0.1 and each 7 gives x0.1 so x2.1

[red hamlet]

it can land on dupes

[severe geode]

I finally unlocked brainstorm

[severe geode]

they know they're cooked

[brave saddle]

yea

[unborn maple]

doomed yuri 😢

[brave saddle]

bs died ante 8 :<

rip gold steak

[opal sonnet]

how did you unlock brainstorm

[brave saddle]

discard a royal flush

[unborn maple]

see thats when you skip

[brave saddle]

pretty ez

[opal sonnet]

so i can just launch up a random game and discard a royal flush then die?

[brave saddle]

yea

[tall sand]

mmm hiker ante 1

[brave saddle]

i did

[unborn maple]

if you get a perishable setup in ante 6 that puts you above the 400k mark you just start blitzing it

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-time-pizza-tower-gif-27407658

[brave saddle]

but it wasnt fast enuf

[unborn maple]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[tall sand]

seltzer plus hiker plus lil chaddus mmmmmm maybe sockn buskin

[red hamlet]

its so peam

[brave saddle]

lol

[brave saddle]

peam

[opal sonnet]

pomni!!!!111!!11

[brave saddle]

why is she looking at the wee

hmmmmmmmm

[red hamlet]

she's a lesbian

stay away from her

hissssss

[brave saddle]

??????

its to copy the wee

duh

[opal sonnet]

lmaoooo

[flint copper]

Is queerness contagious or something???

[opal sonnet]

can you type in chat cles

[brave saddle]

cles

[flint copper]

Haha

[opal sonnet]

epic funny

up there

[flint copper]

He made you say underwear

[opal sonnet]

testicles!!!

[brave saddle]

my nickname is testicle inspector on like 3 servers

[opal sonnet]

why do you inspect testicles but not testicle the inspect?

[warm pike]

but here you are a singular testi

[flint copper]

Inspecticles

[brave saddle]

my license have been revoked for reasons i shall not disclose

[opal sonnet]

did your lawyer say so?

[brave saddle]

oh uh might get warned so uh

if it isn't warnable then i might change it

[brave saddle]

yes

(i don't have one)

[opal sonnet]

johnny test(icles)

[brave saddle]

johnny test

[opal sonnet]

i cant get a royal flush

this game isnt cool

[brave saddle]

ur gonna have to reset a lot

easier to do on checkered deck

[opal sonnet]

i dont have checkered deck lmaoo

[brave saddle]

f

do it in red deck then

[opal sonnet]

uck

[opal sonnet]

i dont have red d eck

[brave saddle]

bruh

how do u not have red deck

[opal sonnet]

i ate it

[brave saddle]

ok

what does it taste like

[opal sonnet]

watermelon

[brave saddle]

cool

[opal sonnet]

i swear this game hates me

[brave saddle]

hacks

how

oh

mods

[opal sonnet]

im just a gamer B)

[brave saddle]

u use modsq

[opal sonnet]

nuh uh

im using the xbox gamepass version

dawg

im always one card off

[red hamlet]

mmmm, do i play a masochist game (balatro) or masochist game (league)

[opal sonnet]

first hand

please bro

the game just hates me atp

[red hamlet]

YOU AHVE A STRAIGHT

akqj10
that clears 300 chips for first small blind

[opal sonnet]

im trying to get brian griffin storn

storm

[red hamlet]

ah

no checkered deck?

[opal sonnet]

yes

im broke boi

[red hamlet]

weirdge

[crimson gazelle]

On this episode of ‘I wish o was playing plasma’

[opal sonnet]

FINALLY

yay

[lapis latch]

i unlocked it like at my 5th to last joker to unlock

ngl

[red hamlet]

damn

i got it soon after i got checkered

on accident xdddd

[lapis latch]

i really played my whole life without brainstorm

[red hamlet]

i wanted to unlock all the tribe and stuff jokers so i was gonna do flushes only

mfw i saw extra words next to flush and just threw it out

[lapis latch]

thats crazy

still

[red hamlet]

YUP, TORTURE TIME

[lapis latch]

it really none of the jokers were hard to unlock except satelite and seeing double

also

yall question

who are these two guys?

[sand talon]

GUYS.....

balala

Dingus amogus joker:

Sell this joker to change deck to a random deck

Rarity: rare

[fleet owl]

I lost my best run to this date because idol landed on the only single king that wasnt spade

[lapis latch]

epic

[turbid leaf]

wish i was recording because i had 100k blind and had to sell a joker to un-debuff the cards but i got by on bonuses alone lmao

[sand talon]

I FEEL YOU

[naive geyser]

any suggestions to not die 🙂

[sand talon]

Trust me, I feel you bro

[fleet owl]

worst part is that i didnt even started with glass

e32 to the trash

[sand talon]

Show me cards

[sand talon]

Yup I feel you :)

Same thing happened to me

[naive geyser]

I only got dna at ante 15 maybe

[vivid island]

buy the 2 of spades

[sand talon]

Did you not find anything better than mail and rebate?

[naive geyser]

like?

[sand talon]

Dna will give you +3 hand size so... It's fine it's good

[naive geyser]

its my way of getting money fast

[neon wren]

sell the extra mime when you see showman

[sand talon]

I mean kinda understandable

You are doing fine... Just copy the DNA with bp and Brainstorm for extra handsize

[naive geyser]

and do what? look for blueprint?

[sand talon]

He will die if he does that

[neon wren]

it's only ante 17

[sand talon]

What score are you getting @naive geyser

[neon wren]

ah ghost deck...might be the end

you need ~1800 1.5x triggers for naninf

[fleet owl]

idk if im getting to crazy but take an ectottgen take showmkank and try to find as many blueprints as possible

[neon wren]

so that's like 40 red seal kings, mime, baron and 6 copy jokers

[naive geyser]

im copying dna for first hand then copying baron

[naive geyser]

idk e27 I think

[sand talon]

You can switch DNA to Baron in the same hand.... It's like a Lil trick

[neon wren]

that won't matter, it'll be same score

[sand talon]

Nah

[neon wren]

mime for end of round money does work

but changing jokers in the middle of scoring isn't supposed to

[naive geyser]

yea I tried it

[lapis latch]

you gotta be fucking kidding me...

[sand talon]

Then if only you get lucky and got a uh.... Invisible joker you might live for some more rounds

But death is inevitable:(

[naive geyser]

im doing boss blind and trying to get money as I can to look for a blue prints

im never giving up

[sand talon]

You don't have a showman tho

[half wind]

Hi

[naive geyser]

I can find one when I have more money

[sand talon]

Aight bet

[sand talon]

Balala

[half wind]

Balalaika

[neon wren]

next ante is e30 base

[naive geyser]

should I copy baron or mime when I get it

[neon wren]

ghost is convenient for rolling up ecto and cryptid and so on. but plasma is just so forgiving

copy baron all up to 4 of them

since you have card + seal + 2 mimes

[sand talon]

Mime

Wait no

Uh....

Maybe yeah mime

Or maybe no

Maybe copy baron

Idk

Lmao

[neon wren]

they're steel, one baron or mime is the same score. rule of thumb is copy the thing more than the repeater though

[sand talon]

Copy baron

Cuz baron

[bold notch]

if i reroll the boss blind, can i get ANY other boss blind or is it just ones i haven’t gotten yet i gotta know this

[sand talon]

:)

[sand talon]

Any

[bold notch]

ok i have physic but i dont wanna reroll and get plant

i am nervous

[sand talon]

You WILL get plant

[naive geyser]

SAVED

[sand talon]

It's canon

[bold notch]

it’s happened before

so

i would expect it

[sand talon]

Same thing

PTSD

[neon wren]

in endless blinds are random and can repeat

[bold notch]

i can only reroll once bro if i had the inf reroll im getting named

[sand talon]

GODDDDD

This is mad crazy

[bold notch]

on my life im bouta get naneinf im gonna beat you

[sand talon]

You think you need an ecto??

Wait

[bold notch]

i’m on ante 21 4 copy jokers neg baron mime and dna

4k cash

[naive geyser]

no harm in keeping it

just in case

[bold notch]

nearly all vouchers except retcon

[sand talon]

Just in case aah

[sand talon]

Bro keep dreaming

[bold notch]

my run is cracked bro

best i’ve ever seen

[sand talon]

Show

[bold notch]

cracked

[naive geyser]

so 2 mime 3 barons?

[sand talon]

Yeah you ain't getting naneinf

[sand talon]

Since you have REDSEAL, yeah

[bold notch]

yes u am

i am

[sand talon]

Actually good run but... Nah

You ain't getting naneinf

[sand talon]

Bro copy baron twice and copy copy mime twice for more score

[bold notch]

i don’t need more score

getting more money while i can

no point in getting e80 if blind is e55

[brave saddle]

should i

sell blueprint for brainstorm

[bold notch]

no

[brave saddle]

mmok

ecto come plspls

[bold notch]

haha

negative showman clutch

[naive geyser]

we die

[lapis latch]

nah bro this boss getting maxxed cooked

[red torrent]

I got brainstorm

[tired tendon]

i have gained an unbelievable amount of respect for htr

[red hamlet]

lose it

[bold notch]

i’m so pissed bro

i had it

then i accidentally discarded some cards in a hand after i had used dna

[brave saddle]

welp

[bold notch]

i was tired and it messed me up

[strange frigate]

daym

[sand talon]

Haha dumbass

[brave saddle]

gg

[half whale]

just won a wee joker run

first time getting blueprint and brainstorm

[sage reef]

looks right x5

[calm niche]

how get mod for game

I NEED MODS

[timid cedar]

ask in #⚙・modding-general

[calm niche]

oh

i dont have that

[sand talon]

Mime where 😭

[sage reef]

I'm looking for it as we speak

[sand talon]

Negative dna looks so beautiful

[limpid tree]

oh hellllll yeah

[full sinew]

I may be on naneinf trajectory but I want to sleep so bad

[solar portal]

just sleep and finish the run tomorrow mornin

you know what they say about guys with big hands

[full sinew]

Good point

Counterpoint: meh

[solar portal]

can't argue with that

[shy heart]

shiny ston

[gray sand]

Its 3am... And I forgot to reroll boss blind for serpent T.T

There wasn't a future for the run anyways tho, cuz I didnt get burglar to replace dna - the build couldnt survive the finisher boss

I was going for naninf, I dont think I woulda got it with burglar, but I would be close

[ember roost]

You wouldn't.

[shy heart]

thatsa lot of lays'

[lavish zenith]

LOL

you can have photo or you can have chad

[gray sand]

Chad for lucky card procs early game U-U

[shy heart]

how bout both

[ember roost]

Choose 1

[tidal timber]

[ember roost]

Another option is skip

[lavish zenith]

i'm playing rich get richer and im praying for baron, relying on stencil rn, so i took photo and sold it

[gray sand]

I would need 2 neg bluprint/brainstorm in place of my bad ectos (mime and showman) and an extra mime/baron plus a burglar, right?

(its hard to see - current build was 4 blueprint, neg mime, baron, dna, and neg showman. The other shit was rando negatives from shop)

[uncut magnet]

Another option end the run

[shy heart]

big sad

[lavish zenith]

HEY DOES BRAINSTORM WORK ON TO THE MOON

[neon saddle]

only if it was plasma

[red hamlet]

It tells you on the brainstorm

[finite river]

Idk man, it should say

[lavish zenith]

yea but only after you buy it

[red hamlet]

But no

[lavish zenith]

it doesnt but i bought brainstorm anyway

[red hamlet]

Use the wiki

You can just Google the card and it'll tell you fif you can copy it

[lavish zenith]

what why

[red hamlet]

Lmfao

One sec

[lavish zenith]

NOOOOO MY BLOODSTONE WAS CARRYING AND I DIDNT REALIZE

not even my armada of red seal steel kings

not even

[red hamlet]

AHAHAHA

[lavish zenith]

omg the yuri jokers ,

[red hamlet]

also is this peak or what

peak background for my 2 monitors

stacked on top of each otehr

[lavish zenith]

that is an apocalyptic event

that is Doom

[red hamlet]

yeah but it's so peak

[lavish zenith]

not doom as in doom 1993

just. our doom

[red hamlet]

might actually try to edit in the doom mars later

with the big hole

[lavish zenith]

sidenote: if you use the term "doom" to refer to any video game besides doom, which was released in 1993, i am going to throw hammers at you

thats doom 2016. thats doom eternal. doom means the game released in 1993

[foggy star]

Balatro: Friends of Jimbo 5 leak

[flint copper]

Team Fortress
10 cards in each suit: 1 Ace and 9 Kings

But ig Ms Pauling or the Administrator could be the Queen and Merasmus or something could be Jack

[vital siren]

What

[rough bison]

weird synergy but hey, it works

[grizzled current]

what's weird about it

[red hamlet]

Weird synergy and then it's just normal synergy

[rough bison]

wrong screenshot lmao i didnt realise 💀

[flint copper]

Selfcest

[random tendon]

is it worth doing a metal build

[vale fog]

steel joker is great as an xmult but don't specifically hunt for it

midas + golden ticket is kinda fire for money but you need another joker to actually score things from it

[fast scroll]

Riffraff can give negative jokers?!

[vale fog]

why yes

[fast scroll]

Question

[vale fog]

I think yes

but ask anyway

[fast scroll]

Can it give negative jokers if all the slots are full already?

[vale fog]

no

[fast scroll]

Ahh, that makes sense haha

[vale fog]

I predicted wrongly

[junior solar]

Hi. I tried getting responses on the bugs server but nothing, so i just want to try here. Have anyone experienced your save data wiped out after the game crashes? This is on Game passs on Pc and it happened twice. Don't want to touch the game if this keeps happening.

[brittle dagger]

meanwhile on r/okbuddyjimbo

this shit so magnificent 😭

[fast scroll]

Can't say I have on xbox atleast

[random tendon]

I got 4 "wheel of fortune" hits in a row in this run

should I sell misprint or rocket? (I wanna take photograph tbh)

[ruby mason]

Definitive chip joker ranking:

1. Castle
2. Wee
3. Runner
4. Square
5. Bull
6. Blue
7. The rest
8. Banner

[ruby mason]

sell misprint

[random tendon]

alright then

[empty patio]

Why is castle so high

[random tendon]

wee is definitely no.1 imo

[lavish zenith]

castles are usually built on hills

[empty patio]

Your right mb

[lavish zenith]

no worries 👍

👍

[ruby mason]

the problem with wee is that you have to play 2s

[lavish zenith]

how do we feel about seance, chat

no wait

[empty patio]

I prefer square over wee and castle but I like runner the most

[lavish zenith]

how do we feel about sixth sense, chat

[empty patio]

Good

[lavish zenith]

i concur

[ruby mason]

both awesome

[lavish zenith]

six dollars for like. three, maybe four spectral cards. thats a Deal

also there's the synergy with dna

[ruby mason]

on checkered deck or with four fingers seance is overpowered

[dawn wharf]

guys is there a way to pirate the game

or is that considered harem in this server

[lavish zenith]

there is a pirate in the game

[rough bison]

seance enjoyers rise up

[dawn wharf]

damn thats tuff

[empty patio]

Yes but im not gonna say how

[finite phoenix]

Harem??

[rough bison]

haram yes, inshallah you WILL support indie developers

[finite phoenix]

You mean haram lol?

[ruby mason]

asking how to pirate the game in the official discord is a strange move

[dawn wharf]

😭 fine I'll buy it

how much is it again

[rough bison]

mashallah

[lavish zenith]

if you dont pirate balatro everyone here joins your harem

[dawn wharf]

what

oh

LMAO

[lavish zenith]

its like a buck and a half i bought it from some shady guy in an alleyway

[empty patio]

10$ I think but depends on your region

[rough bison]

uhh 15 dollars i think? i dont know usd

[dawn wharf]

15 dollars

[lavish zenith]

i think he stole some of my teeth

[dawn wharf]

damn

[ruby mason]

people who use discord as google

[dawn wharf]

hi thats me

did that just now btw

[rough bison]

yeah well mw6 is like 130 dollars or something insane like that

(fair comparison i know)

[ruby mason]

cheesecake recipe 3 people

[dawn wharf]

fuck kinda comparison is that

[lavish zenith]

using discord to converse with other experts on a subject rather than relying on the horrors of enshittified google algorithm

[rough bison]

plus 15 dollars is a small price to pay for something that will take over your life

[lavish zenith]

i respect those people

[dawn wharf]

I mean balatro will defo entertain me way more than that

[lavish zenith]

what do you mean mw6 is 130 dollars

[rough bison]

oh also the mobile version is cheaper, 7 dollars iirc

[ruby mason]

the algorithm works just fine when you want to buy something

[lavish zenith]

what are they doing with AAA games what are they DOING

[rough bison]

i just thought of the highest number i could think of

[dawn wharf]

no matter how low my life gets, I refuse to be a mobile player

I'd rather kms

[rough bison]

ok

[dawn wharf]

DO YOU NOT AGREE?

[random tendon]

pretty good for a non-endless build

[dawn wharf]

or are you a filthy mobile player

[empty patio]

What's wrong with mobile gaming :[

[dawn wharf]

some loser shit in my very humble opinion

[rough bison]

mime is calling he wants in

[lavish zenith]

what are they doing man !!!!!!!!!!!!! some guy living in a hole codes indie game of the year in love2d and a 100,000 employee studio can only produce slop game for slop people

[empty patio]

How is being broke loser shit

[rough bison]

mobile is a version the game is on that is all ill say

[dawn wharf]

the answer is in the question

damn thats rude

[random tendon]

don't bash on mobile players, it's honestly convenient to play when I'm not at home

[random tendon]

The fact that I sold mime on the early antes 😭

[dawn wharf]

TOUCH GRASS WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT HOME

[ruby mason]

people who play mobile games always fall into at least one of:

1. children
2. third worlders
3. "neurodivergent", lets say

[dawn wharf]

tate I love you can we go on a dinner date

[lavish zenith]

i wish i had games on my phone man

i dunno what to put on my phone

[ruby mason]

chess app

[lavish zenith]

i might get balatro on it tbh

i kinda dislike chess i dont think its fun

[dawn wharf]

are you an iphone user

[random tendon]

I mean, yeah, but when you're in boring things like meetings and whatnot, it's a good past timer

[empty patio]

What if im technically all 3

[lavish zenith]

no im android

[ruby mason]

if you play solitaire or chess or go or something on mobile i think thats fine

[dawn wharf]

shhh logic is pretty mid

[lavish zenith]

what if im doing sudoku puzzles

[ruby mason]

you ever see these indian kids playing cod clones on mobile

[ruby mason]

yeah thats good

[dawn wharf]

holy shit yea pubg

I think thats where my mobile gamer hatred sprouts from

[lavish zenith]

i want a cool indie game on my phone like balatro

[ruby mason]

any game that you could play with a pen or on a board i think is fine for mobile gaming

[lavish zenith]

hell i would play like. classic bejeweled maybe

but i would play that on pc

if i had it

[dawn wharf]

imagine hollow knight on mobile

[ruby mason]

ive heard on a lot of devices it drains the battery and gets very hot

balatro does that to my mac

[lavish zenith]

i think theres a mobile port for nuclear throne actually

might do that

[dawn wharf]

aren't ports buggy

[empty patio]

I play pokemon on mobile

[dawn wharf]

as in pokemon go?

or

[random tendon]

balatro does NOT make your phone overheat

[dawn wharf]

pokemon

[empty patio]

No

[lavish zenith]

balatro does NOT eat your phone

balatro will NOT eat your phone

[empty patio]

Not pokemon go

[ruby mason]

maybe not yours

[random tendon]

will this be enough

[empty patio]

Balatro doesn't make my phone overheat and my phone is pretty shit

[lavish zenith]

that twink from stardew valley is going to shatter into one million pieces and die

[ruby mason]

you have 4 hands

[lavish zenith]

what is wrong with you

[random tendon]

agreed

[dawn wharf]

where did this come from

[lavish zenith]

glass + hanging chad

[empty patio]

Idk but I play alot of stardew aswell

[random tendon]

you wanna bet on that

[rough bison]

balatro

[dawn wharf]

I haven't played it yet :(

[random tendon]

me too, that's why I have it on diamond face cards

[dawn wharf]

holy shit balatro lore

[empty patio]

I have like 2k hours on it ._.

[wintry flint]

For an indie mobile game im surprised the game dosen’t crash if i hit naneinf points 😭

[dawn wharf]

damn

[random tendon]

eh, it's satisfying to kill a boss blind in one go

[lavish zenith]

37/64 chance it happens

[ruby mason]

you also have 0 discards

[random tendon]

I haven't seen someone score a naneinf on mobile

[dawn wharf]

why's your bio so anime mc

[ruby mason]

its not like you have a choice so why ask the question..

[random tendon]

I haven't changed it since 2019

[empty patio]

I did kind of

[dawn wharf]

oh ok I almost judged you

[random tendon]

oh even my old server link is there LMAO

[lavish zenith]

game is made in love2d in lua, i imagine theres tutorials on mobile ports