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#🎙・server-chat
brave saddle
fluid dragon
i still think photochad needs a nerf <3
no matter what build im doing, it always feels nneeded
red hamlet
a little
problem is that if you make the cards uncommon then you're adding baseball synergy
also you can do photochad without photo
with just chad
fluid dragon
i think its the photo
red hamlet
but i also don't really mind it
The Plant is right there
slim junco
How to change background
red hamlet
can't
fluid dragon
How to change background
i dont think you can
slim junco
How to change music
slim junco
The music is scary
tender frigate
We got a lamerrr in chat guys
red hamlet
just turn it off
tender frigate
Dude the music is fucking awesome
tender frigate
I wanna cover it but it's difficult to do by ear because of all its nuanced little details
red hamlet
i think its the photo
It's honestly just having any multiplier with a retrigger
Chad and glass card do the same thing as photochad
Photo would need a whole ass rework OR be reduced to 1.5x
fluid dragon
i guess its alright, btw, has anyone ever gotten a photochad from riffraff?
red hamlet
yeah
tender frigate
I'm going insane
Is that a joker (balatro) reference
red hamlet
Duel
If played hand is a pair, destroy one card and add +1 mult to the other. (Card with higher mult always wins)
vernal plinth
i guess its alright, btw, has anyone ever gotten a photochad from riffraff?
like, both at the same time?
fluid dragon
like, both at the same time?
yeah
vernal plinth
.. no
red hamlet
i did once
balmy horizon
i did once
no fucking way
red hamlet
Died right after 🙂
balmy horizon
did you have everything unlocked?
fluid dragon
dang
red hamlet
did you have everything unlocked?
all the commons at least
also liek
it will eventualyl just happen
balmy horizon
it will eventualyl just happen
yeah but the chances are absurdly low
red hamlet
same way you can get cavendish from riff raff lmfao
red hamlet
yeah but the chances are absurdly low
And cavendish just never breaks?
low chances doesn't mean impossible
balmy horizon
there are 61 commons, 2/61^2 is a 0.05% chance. so it can happen but it's very rare. surprisingly actually more common then cavdendish breaking
i may have done the math wrong
balmy horizon
there are 61 commons, 2/61^2 is a 0.05% chance. so it can happen but it's very r...
its like cavendish breaking with two oops, which you wouldnt be TOO surprised by ig lol
you can get soul and black hole in the same spectral pack
balmy horizon
<:RutileShrug:585377602471198720> you can get soul and black hole in the same sp...
lol i always get black hole and never soul, i cant imagine getting both tho
vernal plinth
<:RutileShrug:585377602471198720> you can get soul and black hole in the same sp...
if that happens the game telling you whether you want soul or a fricking black hole (normal spectral pack)
not a mega one
red hamlet
CAN I GET ONE MORE A, K OR Q FOR FUCKS SAKE
vernal plinth
CAN I GET ONE MORE A, K OR Q FOR FUCKS SAKE
classic balatro.
fluid dragon
CAN I GET ONE MORE A, K OR Q FOR FUCKS SAKE
THATS WHAT IM SAYING you get STUCK into 2 pair, its the pit of dispare in hands lost to the pits of rng
vernal plinth
balmy horizon
if that happens the game telling you whether you want soul or a fricking black h...
the funny thing is there are definitely cases where you would prefer black hole
fluid dragon
ive gotten jorick for my first 2 souls, and those have been my only souls <3
red hamlet
🗿
brittle dagger
CAN I GET ONE MORE A, K OR Q FOR FUCKS SAKE
discard qqj7
and watch it serve you qq
red hamlet
🗿
balmy horizon
ive gotten jorick for my first 2 souls, and those have been my only souls <3
if you want to unlock new legendaries/have gold stickers try playing on gold stake, it guarantees giving a legendary you havent gold stickered
brittle dagger
if you want to unlock new legendaries/have gold stickers try playing on gold sta...
real???
😨
brave saddle
I KEEP FORGETTING BLACK DECK HAS 6 JOKER SLOTS ZHDAOAJBFIWANFJEOSJFGR
brittle dagger
I KEEP FORGETTING BLACK DECK HAS 6 JOKER SLOTS ZHDAOAJBFIWANFJEOSJFGR
m2
red hamlet
it's nice to know that my theory about glass joker still stands
fluid dragon
I KEEP FORGETTING BLACK DECK HAS 6 JOKER SLOTS ZHDAOAJBFIWANFJEOSJFGR
i keep forgetting that negatives give me another one lol
balmy horizon
🗿
hologram is so much better then glass its not even funny 😭 unless you have an oops or your whole deck is glass for 5oak or something also PLEASE dont react ❌ i swear i will literally crash out
vernal plinth
if you want to unlock new legendaries/have gold stickers try playing on gold sta...
gold stake=less money to open more arcana/spectral packs, unless you have good econ jokers
balmy horizon
hologram is so much better then glass its not even funny 😭 unless you have an o...
GAHHHHHHHHH
brittle dagger
<:egg:1185774071150018580>
EG⁉️
fluid dragon
and dead!
red hamlet
IS MY DECK NO 6WS
vagrant bane
balmy horizon
GAHHHHHHHHH
omg guys jimmy just died in front of his computer! what did you guys do to him, my sweet sweet boy
vernal plinth
@brittle dagger why
noble swan
wtf is the legendary dicky joker
fluid dragon
yay!
balmy horizon
omg guys jimmy just died in front of his computer! what did you guys do to him, ...
/srs /gen /real
balmy horizon
why arent you copying temeperance or something
fluid dragon
marble my beloved :)
balmy horizon
marble my beloved :)
ew im sorry i have to 🤢 🤮 sorry had to get it out
red hamlet
why is this luck so shit
noble swan
same
balmy horizon
it's red stake
black deck?
fluid dragon
ew im sorry i have to 🤢 🤮 sorry had to get it out
your good, i just like it :>
red hamlet
anaglyph
proper marlin
Trying to unlock the checkerd deck is a pain bruv's, i made it to the 5th ante with black deck and lost
red hamlet
on RED stake? dawg how
BECAUSE I GOT PAREIDOLIA, MARBLE JOKER, SCHOLAR AND HALLUCINATION
AND IT WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY ACES
fluid dragon
how many jokers give you cards directly? is it only the 2?
balmy horizon
on RED stake? dawg how
i have to be honest earlier today i got cocky cus i beat the three hardest challenges first try (needle cruelty and jokerless) so i decided i would gold stake checkered. died to red stake and was like "actually yk what im good"
proper marlin
Why does unlocking the checkerd deck have to be so hard
Guys do u have any advice for playing black deck cause i wanna unlock the checkerd deck
balmy horizon
Why does unlocking the checkerd deck have to be so hard
you have to beat green stake right?
oh no... thats how
cunning hemlock
Guys do u have any advice for playing black deck cause i wanna unlock the checke...
Just be good
balmy horizon
Why does unlocking the checkerd deck have to be so hard
hoard money like its the ommelete or something
cunning hemlock
Its white stake dude
proper marlin
I have to beat a game with black deck on any difficultly
red hamlet
gift card and jolyl joker
shop has crafty and ur anus
cunning hemlock
Its not a monumental task
balmy horizon
always investment tag if less then $10 (on black deck white stake)
red hamlet
2 pairs i guess
balmy horizon
2 pairs i guess
spare trousers my beloved
cunning hemlock
High card
autumn cobalt
remind me that i dont need that much cryptid for naneinf
cunning hemlock
proper marlin
gift card and jolyl joker
shop has crafty and ur anus
That joke aint hittin nor spitten
balmy horizon
shortcut and luchador
pack has marble and cartomancer
shortcut not too bad cartomancer ok
no scoring but
if u survive they can be good
steady lagoon
Why is black deck so hard
red hamlet
if u survive they can be good
AND I'M DEAD WOOOOO
red hamlet
shortcut not too bad cartomancer ok
yeah man, shortcut is ognna save me when all my jokers are for pairs and two pairs
balmy horizon
remind me that i dont need that much cryptid for naneinf
its so hilarious how when u do this on non-plasma you can get naneinf when your chips are literally just 16
red hamlet
yeah i'm done
i got my favorite decks gold stake, fuck all the other ones
balmy horizon
AND I'M DEAD WOOOOO
i dont understand, why do you play if you're not having fun and can't win
balmy horizon
yeah i'm done
i got my favorite decks gold stake, fuck all the other ones
real lmao
dreamy kettle
I have gotten 7 soul cards in 2 days... 6 of them were CHICOTS
red hamlet
i dont understand, why do you play if you're not having fun and can't win
because maybe there's some fun to be had
but no, jimbo throws the worst of the worst at me with the worst of the worst on the side, ready for next run
dreamy kettle
red hamlet
can't even play league anymore cause they removed the good gamemode
dreamy kettle
WHY SO MANY CHICOTS
red hamlet
every game i play just becomes miserable
if anyone has a game they want to see fail, let me know
and give me like a week
balmy horizon
I have gotten 7 soul cards in 2 days... 6 of them were CHICOTS
if your luck is that bad you can track it (for wheel)
balmy horizon
if your luck is that bad you can [track it](https://github.com/sabslikesobs/pity...
love this mod lmao
brave saddle
Womp
dreamy kettle
if your luck is that bad you can [track it](https://github.com/sabslikesobs/pity...
Wut?
balmy horizon
Wut?
funny mod that tracks how many times your wheel of fortune hits. [29 of 13243 times]
red hamlet
making some spicy fish strips with chips
agile citrus
what's the flush five planet
tender frigate
Eris I think
fluid dragon
eris
red hamlet
erisu
https://tenor.com/view/destiny-2-season-of-the-witch-eris-hive-god-ahamkara-gif-17608054979777715070
agile citrus
why does it not show in the poker hands section
fluid dragon
why does it not show in the poker hands section
you need to play it first <3
agile citrus
ok
red hamlet
none of the hands that are impossible in normal poker show
so 5oak, flush hausen and flush fiver
agile citrus
I've gotten a flush house and five of a kind
fluid dragon
I've gotten a flush house and five of a kind
in this run?
vagrant bane
U4XUN9QW
Crazy money based seed
UBFORTIONATLY
I couldn't find the voucher I needed to unlock
fluid dragon
yeah, you need to do it in each run
it does that just so you dont get planets for things you cant even play
red hamlet
sometimes you also might not want to paly those
like if you're going for 5oak, you might not wanna play a flush house
cause it dilutes them planets
brittle dagger
invis joker:
ankh:
dreamy kettle
invis joker:
ankh:
I had thay happen, I invis jokered to make another chicot (there were 8 OTHER CARDS)
fluid dragon
i have found a total of 4 eternal eggs, are they like, more common?
brittle dagger
I had thay happen, I invis jokered to make another chicot (there were 8 OTHER CA...
you what
dreamy kettle
you what
I had an invisible joker and sold it. It crated a second Chicot... out of 9 cards, Cavendish, baron, mime, sock and buskin, out of them all... ANY GOOD ONES, It copied Chicot
fluid dragon
hey, how the heck is blueprrint compatable with stuntman??
red hamlet
cause it is
fluid dragon
i feel like you can cheese that
oooh, but it doesnt change hand size??
WOAH
thats crazy
vivid island
I had an invisible joker and sold it. It crated a second Chicot... out of 9 card...
time to retcon manacle
brittle dagger
I had an invisible joker and sold it. It crated a second Chicot... out of 9 card...
well congrats needle and wall are free now 😁👍
only thing left is to get retcon
dreamy kettle
😭
foggy halo
https://tenor.com/view/destiny-2-season-of-the-witch-eris-hive-god-ahamkara-gif-...
||shish kebab my beloved||
cerulean sparrow
balmy horizon
holy dude the "BALATRO" seed is so good
balmy horizon
holy dude the "BALATRO" seed is so good
ante 2 blueprint ante 3 soul 😭
noble swan
i fumbeled so hard
absolute blunder of a lifetime
3 blueprint on perkeo on a needle 😭
severe geode
3 blueprint on perkeo on a needle 😭
Loser
red hamlet
❌
vagrant bane
Actually better yet, what build needs magic trick
random plover
hologram benefits
half plume
Hello crad chat
severe geode
hologram benefits
Vi pfp ❤️
red hamlet
Vi League of Legends
half plume
Woah
timber sierra
absolute blunder of a lifetime
hmmm... what cards do you think you should play
this is a tough one
half plume
I think they should play the K
grand dune
Green Joker is so much fun, lol:
noble heart
absolute blunder of a lifetime
o7
hot marlin
glacial sequoia
nice
golden summit
No one has answered me since yesterday... 
hard lotus
can anyone help me? struggling to download the brainstorm mod idk what im doing wrong
digital quiver
finally won gold stake 😭
strong rose
lavish zenith
long joker:
uncommon
the first hand of every round, this joker gains chips equal to the length of the longest straight in your held cards
stark furnace
I'll get it when I can afford it
its 2 bucks/ 1.5 keys so its basically nothing
ruby mason
why is yorick everyones favourite legendary
boring ah joker
not even the highest ceiling
ruby mason
perkeo a noble choice
stark furnace
idc about yorick
ruby mason
trib or canio are the fun ones
stark furnace
now that i think about it
perkeo is the easiest joker to play
find death/ fool or temperance and then youre good
canio is the hardedt cus how can you destroy face cards the best way fast
ruby mason
i always find that perkeo is slower than you think unless you have a blueprint
red torrent
Is this good?
stark furnace
Is this good?
yeah why not
stark furnace
PEAK DROPPED
coarse lotus
Whats the best joker in thr game
slim junco
titles read like a tyler the creator album 😂 #FakeDeep
echo olive
why is yorick everyones favourite legendary
-Retriggers boring,
-canio can get bottom decked by tarots or if you’re later in a run.
Both of the above encourage face cards
-perkeo is peak but it requires time and brainpower (yuck)
-chicot
-yorick rewards you for doing the only good part of Balatro (aggressively discarding and praying you don’t bottom deck)
tame nova
Hello, one question, is the current version of balatro 1.0.1o?
random tendon
The racer or something is good on plasma deck
tender shard
Stuntman
glacial sequoia
The racer or something is good on plasma deck
yes it's good
neon wren
usually a trap. need 3100 for one shot or 1500 for 4 hands against VV
zealous tendon
🔫
simple pond
Thank you o7
sage reef
o7
polar hill
among
sage reef
was hoping for negative lucky cat and then a blood stone, but alas, it was not meant to be
tender shard
unlucky cat
trying to unlock the 30 clubs/diamond jokers and the game wont let me get a run where i can feasibly make that happen
😦
sage reef
trying to unlock the 30 clubs/diamond jokers and the game wont let me get a run ...
you just need to play 600 more runs, surely
vagrant bane
Is bull our only animal joker
tender shard
i think localthunk made balatro as a social experiment to see how many hours of people's collective lives he could waste with the funny poker card game
polar hill
right
sage reef
Is bull our only animal joker
lucky cat
polar hill
bro made the 1st or 2nd most addicting game in the world
polar hill
bro made the 1st or 2nd most addicting game in the world
the other game in this list would be vampire survivors
cuz they're both equally crack, both have a style of featuring some elements of "gambling" (without actual gambling)
both games only work through the principle of us being "stupid" by activating our neurons with larger and larger numbers
red hamlet
bro made the 1st or 2nd most addicting game in the world
League is right there
Actual addiction
lavish zenith
joker concept:
uncommon
prison break
+2 discards
lose all discards once a hand is played
carmine river
It even ruins your life like normal addictions
red hamlet
Comes complete with an abusive partner (riot)
modern radish
triple Stencil
carmine river
I already have one but ty
carmine river
triple Stencil
Not enough stencils
modern radish
Not enough stencils
I’m not playing on black stake and above where I could just ankh it 😭
red hamlet
Weak
carmine river
Skill issue
lavish zenith
joker concept:
monarchy
uncommon
playing a royal flush instantly defeats the current blind.
monarchy can only be used 5 times per run.
stark furnace
new invincible episode
lavish zenith
its already out?
stark furnace
its already out?
yes
lavish zenith
swag swag
stark furnace
not gonna tell you but this is by far the best episode
lavish zenith
i am going to have to wait for it to become avaliable on my completely legitimate streaming sites
stark furnace
and next week will be even better
lavish zenith
begone !
subtle sinew
how many sigmas clock the cop... the helmet. yelloe helmet, red seat, the clock.
random tendon
An eternal egg bruh
stark furnace
begone !
okay so uhm invincible dies and at the last second omni man comes back and says „its omning time“ and omnis all over the bad guys
random tendon
lavish zenith
joker concept:
bank robber
rare
all sources of income are doubled
set money to zero after every boss blind
stark furnace
having this pfp is the same as having a pfp of austrian painter💔💔 gotta change it rq
random tendon
joker concept:
bank robber
rare
all sources of income are doubled
set money to z...
I mean, burglar and bank robber should mean the same thing if I'm honest
red hamlet
having this pfp is the same as having a pfp of austrian painter💔💔 gotta change...
No, there's quite a big difference there
lavish zenith
a bank robber is a more advanced burglar
red hamlet
Bank Robber
When sold, returns all money you spent this run but disables all future income
random tendon
so a heister is an advanced version of bank robber
random tendon
Bank Robber
When sold, returns all money you spent this run but disables all fut...
pretty good late game (if you're not trying to do an endless run)
quick prairie
Guess how much the stencil is giving me
lavish zenith
accountant
uncommon
every round, leech 1$ of sell value from each other joker to your bank
joker sell value can go negative
red hamlet
Guess how much the stencil is giving me
-1x 🔥
random tendon
joker concept:
bank robber
rare
all sources of income are doubled
set money to z...
joker idea: Heister
Rare
Copies the last 2 jokers sold (unchangeable)
stark furnace
joker idea: Heister
Rare
Copies the last 2 jokers sold (unchangeable)
now what could that possibly be useful for
except for that one rare joker
random tendon
now what could that possibly be useful for
basically if you're saving up space but you have good jokers
lavish zenith
what happens if you sell heister and your next joker you buy is a heister
red hamlet
ok but nobody does that
red hamlet
just keep the 2 you have???
random tendon
that gets those 2 back
1 free space
lavish zenith
i think you can get infinite jokers
red hamlet
this must be what the wiki was talking about
random tendon
what happens if you sell heister and your next joker you buy is a heister
forgot about showman there lol
red hamlet
Showman can let you pick up multiple Mr. Bones, which you'd likely need the effects of due to missing 3 scoring Jokers by that point.
random tendon
joker concept: god
instantly defeats the blind
1 year of your lifespan as paymen...
okay this is good but make money into negative 1 mil
after selling it
stark furnace
make it common
red hamlet
joker concept: god
instantly defeats the blind
1 year of your lifespan as paymen...
oh sick, i get to die sooner
lavish zenith
actually it's just an infinite money combo i think, the double heisters
random tendon
actually it's just an infinite money combo i think, the double heisters
Yeah, if you do it correctly, you can basically store any joker (not the ones that contradict one another)
lavish zenith
which makes 2 heisters
it makes one heister
random tendon
which makes 2 heisters
is it gonna copy 3 sold jokers or 4,hmm
imagine hitting gros Michel
red hamlet
it makes one heister
buy heister
buy another heister
sell heister
it makes 2 jokesters
you sell another heister
it makes 1 joker and 1 heister
you sell that heister
it makes more heisters
stark furnace
imagine hitting gros Michel
its gonna be the banana
lavish zenith
buy heister
buy another heister
sell heister
it makes 2 jokesters
you sell anot...
im a mathematician and this is making my brain hurt
random tendon
wtf 😭
stark furnace
im a mathematician and this is making my brain hurt
every balatro player is a
mathematican
lavish zenith
imagine hitting gros Michel
you need midas mask
random tendon
every balatro player is a
mathematican
real
lavish zenith
you need it like peanut butter needs jelly
random tendon
you need midas mask
yeah, to complete the synergy
lavish zenith
you need it like bread needs slicing
random tendon
but doesn't that contradict itself?
Midas mask makes the hand currently played into gold cards, and vamp sucks the current "enhanced" cards played
stark furnace
guys whatcha think of my office desktop
stark furnace
a birthday gift from my mentor
red hamlet
im a mathematician and this is making my brain hurt
then each sold heister makes 2 heisters
which make anotehr 2 heisters each
stark furnace
make this a mod and lets see if its any good
lavish zenith
you need to track how many heisters are in your joker tray
lavish zenith
no i mean for your diagram
it is 1 40 am my bestie my brain isnt working i need assistance on this
stark furnace
balatro fans making the most confusing joker concept ever instead of playing the game
red hamlet
it is 1 40 am my bestie my brain isnt working i need assistance on this
Every card sold gets put into Heister tray, up to 2
When you sell a heister, it gets put into Heister tray
and spawns the 2 cards from the tray
When you sell another heister after that, it will create 1 heister from the tray and the other card
And push ANOTHER heister into the tray
so you have 2 heisters in tray
So each sold heister will make 2 heisters
stark furnace
okay now i get it
zealous tendon
invisible joker used to be able copy other invisible jokers at 2/2, so you could sell invsible jokers infinitely
red hamlet
It still can
red hamlet
i'll make you a video
stark furnace
only good use i see now is like selling a chicot bcus hes useless most of the time and then getting him back after defeating big blind
stark furnace
but for that you gotta find a heister in big blind
random tendon
wtf 😭
so I wanted to see what are the odds of having Gros Michel (banana) not going instinct in the whole run
I bought the banana around Ante 4, round 10
The odds of the banana going instinct per hand played is 1/6 and I have 4 hands
that would mean 1/6⁴ so the odds of it surviving 4 hands in 1 round is 1/1296
And I have at least 3 more antes and assuming I don't skip, I have 9 more rounds
9×4 = 36
so the odds the banana surviving all the way up to boss is
1/1296³⁶
stark furnace
bcus keeping a heister is useless too
lavish zenith
anana
stark furnace
its like the tag joker (idk the names tbh)
lavish zenith
so I wanted to see what are the odds of having Gros Michel (banana) not going in...
you got it flipped
stark furnace
you never keep those unless youre playing swashbucker
lavish zenith
5/6 chance not 1/6 for gros michel to survive
polar hill
guys whatcha think of my office desktop
balatro background goes super hard
random tendon
it resets each time a hand is played
random tendon
so ⅙ chance of it dying each hand, multiply it by ⅙ again and you get ⅙² and so on
stark furnace
balatro background goes super hard
it even moves like in balatro
lavish zenith
and the chance to die is per round not per hand right
polar hill
it even moves like in balatro
goes hard
stark furnace
polar hill
futuristic
stark furnace
either way, this is a game, why did I bother do it
random tendon
balatro aesthetic
stark furnace
balatro aesthetic
icl i love it
slim junco
Guys, we need to stop begging for more content and learn to be grateful.
stark furnace
random tendon
Guys, we need to stop begging for more content and learn to be grateful.
Joker Idea: Beggar
Uncommon
"a random chance to earn money ranging from -10$ to 50$"
why negative 10? because sometimes beggars get robbed
slim junco
^^ This is true. We're lucky we didn't have to pay for Balatro and Friends 4 (I'm sure we all wouldve)
stark furnace
misprint but with money
random tendon
misprint but with money
exactly
red hamlet
you dont need to !!!
every heister after that will just make 2 heisters
so you can never get rid of them
red hamlet
You can
but it'll always go back to making heisters
lavish zenith
i see i see
red hamlet
it duped the blueprint
and then a heister
random tendon
exactly
lavish zenith
well my Legitimate Streaming Service has episode 7 of incincible now so
random tendon
Though they might make it so copying the effect of the heister is incompatible for both blueprint and brainstorm tbh
red hamlet
Though they might make it so copying the effect of the heister is incompatible f...
yeah but you don't need them
I only used those 2 to show different jokers in the storage
random tendon
Oh i see
Basically heister and showman would be an infinite money glitch
once you get another heister
random tendon
Yeah
red hamlet
you could shrimply roll shop
random tendon
I've been playing balatro for the past 3 hours to avoid homework and now i think I'm gonna stay up late doing it (probably playing balatro)
gloomy oasis
why is there a ping in this channel? anyone know? hate discord for not allowing to see that myself
red hamlet
there's inbox in the top right
gloomy oasis
there's inbox in the top right
actually didnt know that. but there is nothing from this server. prob some @ everyone tag?
floral crypt
I've lost my lucky run guys😭
quick moat
Ah ante 78
prime jay
I've lost my lucky run guys😭
ah the good old sans undertale ante skip
floral crypt
where did you lost all cards
cold lichen
Challenge deck where everything is glass
floral crypt
I've lost my lucky run guys😭
second attempt❤️
cold lichen
Were never getting silk song bro
floral crypt
Were never getting silk song bro
just wait until tomorrow
cold lichen
floral crypt
just wait until tomorrow
if silksong is not out - read this message again
quick prairie
Rate my joker setup
candid whale
Hello people
iron compass
do people have like a list of seeds when going for "everything unlocked" world record
or do they just wing it
prime jay
just wait until tomorrow
deltarune first
severe geode
Rate my joker setup
Why have two stencil when you could have one drivers license
prime jay
kind of embarrassing maybe but ive never got drivers license to work
digital tusk
Why have two stencil when you could have one drivers license
drivers license would be x3 while the two stencils is x4
severe geode
drivers license would be x3 while the two stencils is x4
Tru tru
severe geode
kind of embarrassing maybe but ive never got drivers license to work
Weakling
quick prairie
Why have two stencil when you could have one drivers license
Constellation, hologram better
severe geode
Constellation, hologram better
Drivers license is just a free cavendish
quick prairie
Got blueprint
prime jay
maybe if u enhance everything
quick prairie
What?
prime jay
can you play non-straights?
big fan of non-straights
severe geode
maybe if u enhance everything
Its only 16 cards, by ante 4 it should be online
red hamlet
discord didn't scroll and i'm just a doggy so i didn't see
quick prairie
Oh ok
quick prairie
discord didn't scroll and i'm just a doggy so i didn't see
Him or her?
red hamlet
big fan of non-straights
yupchamp
red hamlet
Him or her?
neither
quick prairie
Thing?
severe geode
Thug
severe geode
woof
quick prairie
Abstract
prime jay
Its only 16 cards, by ante 4 it should be online
i guess, if u are able to spend that much money on arcana packs
digital tusk
big fan of non-straights
🏳️🌈
prime jay
depends on the stake for sure
quick prairie
Absolutely unbelievable
severe geode
i guess, if u are able to spend that much money on arcana packs
Said like people usually dont buy arcana packs
digital tusk
i love lucky card gambling surely i will always get the $20 round 2
severe geode
depends on the stake for sure
Mmmm.. steak..
prime jay
it also relies on u having the card early ig
severe geode
it also relies on u having the card early ig
Actually its based on whats in your deck not whats enhanced after getting it so any time in a run where you have 16 enhanced it works
I luv it
prime jay
yeah ik but u prob wont be playing into it if you dont have it yet
severe geode
do you not regularly enhance cards?
digital tusk
yeah ik but u prob wont be playing into it if you dont have it yet
i find it usually just happens
severe geode
Actually its based on whats in your deck not whats enhanced after getting it so ...
Only problem i see is an anti synergy with vamp, which is yk obviously a better card but drivers license is a fav
prime jay
do you not regularly enhance cards?
no, usually in an arcana pack ill take a hermit or a temperance before i enhance anything
severe geode
siiigh
red hamlet
coward
digital tusk
no, usually in an arcana pack ill take a hermit or a temperance before i enhance...
thats no fun :( i’ll gladly take a steel card over $20 most of the time if there’s a good card available
preferably a red seal anything
severe geode
Only problem i see is an anti synergy with vamp, which is yk obviously a better ...
If u have midas mask tho ur just set
severe geode
my tooth ouchie
Hughug
digital tusk
If u have midas mask tho ur just set
midas mask ante 1 is so amazing <3
severe geode
midas mask ante 1 is so amazing <3
digital tusk
my tooth ouchie
hope you ok
red hamlet
hope you ok
no c:
severe geode
Holo ❤️
digital tusk
not sure how i feel about golden ticket
it never seems worth taking up a joker slot
prime jay
golden tickets good for runs where ur entire deck is gold
like if u get an early midas + pare
digital tusk
golden tickets good for runs where ur entire deck is gold
its so conditionallll i need my steel cards most of the time
severe geode
I wonder, if you disabled scoring requirements what would be the max amount of money you could make with jokers in a run
severe geode
I wonder, if you disabled scoring requirements what would be the max amount of m...
Or in a single round
digital tusk
I wonder, if you disabled scoring requirements what would be the max amount of m...
theoretically infinite i think? if you get lucky with tarrot cards
not sure if you count that
severe geode
Omg i forgot about lucky cards…
prime jay
you mean like, in 4 hands, how much money could one make with jokers, including end of round?
severe geode
its peak
severe geode
you mean like, in 4 hands, how much money could one make with jokers, including ...
Yes
torpid yarrow
finally find brainstorm on ante 16. 16 rounds of no blueprint or brainstorm 😦
prime jay
Yes
you could theoretically have any number of 9s in a deck and rocket could theoretically upgrade infinitely
half whale
won black deck finally then proceeded to win chekered deck first try
digital tusk
Omg i forgot about lucky cards…
then you get into how many blueprints can you possibly get on a hanging chad
half whale
i am unstoppable
severe geode
you could theoretically have any number of 9s in a deck and rocket could theoret...
In a non endless run
prime jay
you could theoretically have any number of 9s in a deck and rocket could theoret...
the answer is a finite amount, with an infinitely large cap amount
prime jay
In a non endless run
so within 8 antes, 24 rounds max?
digital tusk
you could theoretically have any number of 9s in a deck and rocket could theoret...
could also have a near infinite amount of negative rocket jokers
severe geode
so within 8 antes, 24 rounds max?
Mhmmm
prime jay
i still feel like a cloud 9 could do it
half whale
then you get into how many blueprints can you possibly get on a hanging chad
every ante, there are 3 shops. assuming every pack is a mega buffoon, and you have overstock and overstock plus, then that means 8 possible blueprints every shop, with showman obviously
severe geode
cloud 9 the Goat
prime jay
every ante, there are 3 shops. assuming every pack is a mega buffoon, and you ha...
rerolls
half whale
max ante is 39 so 39 times 3 times 8 is 936
severe geode
What if the lineup was only econ jokers, no negatives
digital tusk
What if the lineup was only econ jokers, no negatives
what deck?
that would affect it a lot too
severe geode
what deck?
Any with interest
prime jay
presumably any deck, whatever makes it better
half whale
what deck?
green maybe
prime jay
those are opposite answers kinda funny
digital tusk
the one time black deck is worth it for the extra joker
prime jay
cloud 9 is imo ur best bet
severe geode
green maybe
Disables interest vouchers :(
prime jay
cloud 9 is imo ur best bet
though without dna blueprint brainstorm that seems hard
digital tusk
cloud 9 is imo ur best bet
all red seal lucky cards?
prime jay
all red seal lucky 9s
severe geode
matador
digital tusk
problem would be scoring too much and not getting to play them
severe geode
its peak
severe geode
problem would be scoring too much and not getting to play them
Scoring is disabled, rounds end after all hands played
digital tusk
Scoring is disabled, rounds end after all hands played
hmm so more hands vouchers is a must
severe geode
Must
prime jay
if you get 5 cloud 9s and 76 9s that gives you $380 end of round
3 temperances at $50 each doesnt even give you half that.
not even $100 each matches that.
prime jay
if you get 5 cloud 9s and 76 9s that gives you $380 end of round
to be fair 76 is a bit much. that implies you had blueprint brainstorm dna the entire run rather than getting them late. so lets remove the first two antes. 70 9s is still $350
severe geode
Hmm
severe geode
to be fair 76 is a bit much. that implies you had blueprint brainstorm dna the e...
Racks
red hamlet
to be fair 76 is a bit much. that implies you had blueprint brainstorm dna the e...
not neccesarily
assuming you don't need to score and you're free to make cash
you can rip the fuck out of tarot packs
pop a spectral to make extra cards
rip a tarot to make them 9s
prime jay
i mean yeah. im trying to be modest here
red hamlet
i mean i can go test it like rn
prime jay
you can absolutely make way more 9s than im saying
prime jay
erratic deck with a ton of 9s might make it way way easier too
prime jay
i assume the one that starts with tarot merchant
thats probably good but itll make finding the jokers u want harder
plus this is in an environment where scoring doesnt matter
red hamlet
time to find a seed that has erratic with 9s
prime jay
honestly perkeo + cryptid might make it even easier to make 9s than even dna, cause you can use it multiple times per round
so perhaps ghost deck?
vale fog
just roll a cryptid with sixth sense 
red hamlet
ok well
got the mod that lets me filter seeds
but this is not perkeo
why is yorick so common
slim junco
Lets stop begging for jokers, OK?
amber torrent
damn those 3
sand talon
GUYS....
balala
wise plaza
If only I didn't get eternals, invisible jokers already got a bad pick
bronze olive
GUYS....
balala
Bal_tro a
unique pivot
First time winning this game, im so happy
How do you guys get negative jokers so easily?
agile pawn
How do you guys get negative jokers so easily?
there's ectoplasm which turns a random joker negative at the cost of hand size but otherwise, luck
limber moth
There's also a skip tag that spawns them in shop
solid schooner
How do you guys get negative jokers so easily?
I usually try get the negative joker tag that spaws the joker in the shop
bronze cape
idkk
more often than not, its not worth skipping the interest and extra shop for a random negative
id just build up a good pile of jokers and wait for an ecto
keen jasper
finally 15/15
i have hated this run since minute 1, loss a yorick cause madness but manage to win
woven hornet
daring dagger
graceful holly
me when I lose 7 games in a row because I simply forgot that I had to use maths
severe geode
Balatro requires like, 2+2 level math
graceful holly
Balatro requires like, 2+2 level math
for ealry game
west frost
vocal ferry
but this is not perkeo
Why is yorick a girl
vocal ferry
I will def not be downloading these
vocal ferry
(i will 100% download them)
dull valve
i NEED a seed with either square joker or satellite
red hamlet
Square boi
dull valve
need to record some gameplqy with them
but no luck so fatr
i found like 3 wee jokers
red hamlet
Fatr
dull valve
shush
dry karma
agile citrus
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177
wowa
red hamlet
Jumbo has dice
ivory helm
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40?tab=images
WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION?!
dry karma
first shop
primal grove
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/40?tab=images
brittle dagger
but this is not perkeo
give me that texture pack
brittle dagger
Scoring 7.2m is impossible
the ever reliable steel-king baron:
jk there are other synergies
limpid zealot
https://www.nexusmods.com/balatro/mods/177
Im downloading this
I love lesbians
Lesbians are like, super awesome sauce
🏳️🌈
oblique isle
The only lesbian is ME
I’m turning this into a competition
limpid zealot
The only lesbian is ME
I’m turning this into a competition
NO
brittle dagger
(Cavenditional)
limpid zealot
I'm the only lesbian here 😎
oblique isle
I'm the only lesbian here 😎
Nuh uh!
limpid zealot
dies
limpid zealot
https://tenor.com/view/balatro-what-is-balatro-acrobat-gif-1234480152974483373
YOU SKIPPER
GUYS WE HAVE A SKIPPER
EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!!/J
limpid zealot
:0
brittle dagger
i am yet to grow up
limpid zealot
:O
solid schooner
me when I lose 7 games in a row because I simply forgot that I had to use maths
my friend sometimes watches me play and i swear his faith in me goes down each time i calculate something simple wrong
gusty hinge
my friend sometimes watches me play and i swear his faith in me goes down each t...
ok
brittle pasture
hi guys 🙂 i have a problem......ive played for nearly 15 hours on my pc with the gamepass app and now my complete savegame is gone 😦 is there a thing that i can do ?
slender eagle
does anyone actually genuinely enjoy black deck
slender eagle
hi guys 🙂 i have a problem......ive played for nearly 15 hours on my pc with th...
pray that the steam gods help you
brittle pasture
pray that the steam gods help you
i play in the gamepass app xD
i need the xbox gods 🙂
slender eagle
i need the xbox gods 🙂
works
brittle pasture
all my xbox succeses are still there but why is my savegame gone ?
slender eagle
all my xbox succeses are still there but why is my savegame gone ?
absolutely no idea
maybe you've chosen the wrong save file?
brittle pasture
the last time ive started the game i cant choose either cloud or pc......... ive ended the game and 20 minutes later i wanted to play again and then it was all gone
slim junco
you can always max out your collection, unless you're looking for achievements
brittle pasture
but thank you anyways, my hope was that im not the only one with this problem xD
quaint stream
This shit is so peak
quartz stag
People, I need help. I bought a new PC but I'm having sudden fps drops. I know it's nothing to do with balatro, since it happens to me in several games, but I really need help..
I would seriously appreciate the help
limber moth
go ask a tech support server man fuck we gon do
red hamlet
Lesbians are like, super awesome sauce
limpid zealot
THERES ANOTHER ONE?!?!
red hamlet
THERES ANOTHER ONE?!?!
Another what
agile citrus
what do i get
red hamlet
Ah
cunning plinth
X
crude oyster
does anyone actually genuinely enjoy black deck
I am
agile citrus
do i get brainie
crude oyster
Supernova doing absolutely nothing
crude oyster
thank you for opening up as a masochist but like why do you like it
Because easy
quartz stag
go ask a tech support server man fuck we gon do
I tried but nobody answers :(
brave saddle
half whale
does anyone actually genuinely enjoy black deck
I beat it for the first time and was doubting whether it was actually hard or just me being bad
slender eagle
I beat it for the first time and was doubting whether it was actually hard or ju...
everyone hates black deck
half whale
then I unlocked checkered deck and beat it first try
proudest achievement
originally I was just trying to unlock bloodstone I wasn’t trying to win
then I unlocked bloodstone and it showed up in the run
ember root
does anyone actually genuinely enjoy black deck
I like black deck :p
6th Joker makes me feel powerful
brave saddle
me when the
solid schooner
i didnt realise you could rearrange jokers for a little while when i started playing
agile citrus
100,000k
LET'S GOOOOOO
anything i get here?
talking abt blueprint obv
should I switch for castle (abt 160) and copy hack?
red hamlet
<:mow:1292946174969647126>
red hamlet
one copy on chad, one on photo
cold lichen
one copy on chad, one on photo
Also such a real name
red hamlet
once holo is at 8 or above, you can copy it instead of photo
damn nvm
keep 1 copy on each
once your holo is at 12.5 you can copy it with both
red hamlet
if you got glass then keep it at 1 chad and 1 photo
cold lichen
So i can get hanging Chad, blue print or brain storm or photgraph?
red hamlet
So i can get hanging Chad, blue print or brain storm or photgraph?
another photo takes you to e12
same with chad
risk it if you want
cold lichen
I will
opal fog
what should i sell
red hamlet
you can probably safely get rid of mime
opal fog
oh alr
quick moat
red hamlet
The Plant:
thin nimbus
this is diabolical
agile citrus
ggs
gusty hinge
agile citrus
wha
half shard
personally if it's any time on the clock, it's gambling time
gusty hinge
personally if it's any time on the clock, it's gambling time
-# dont think ur hot stuff just bc you can do this, I know how to do it too
severe geode
gusty hinge
-# tons of people do
half shard
-# Gasp! I've been foiled
agile citrus
-# gambling is actually uncool
agile citrus
balatro is not gambling
severe geode
https://tenor.com/view/angrycop-angrycops-youre-a-fucking-pussy-youre-a-pussy-pu...
This gif reeks
red hamlet
This gif reeks
reeks of alpha chad energy
severe geode
reeks of alpha chad energy
Reminds me of my brother
opaque shard
Golden needle wasn't too hard
I'm kinda used to beating every round on the first hand in white stake
I only need to complete jokerless
red hamlet
🅱️us
cold lichen
cold lichen
Average white stake
red hamlet
now how did you only score 162m
agile citrus
what happened
red hamlet
woof
agile pawn
M
cold lichen
now how did you only score 162m
I could not get any glass tarots for the rest of the run i had only one red stamp glass king
Or deaths
cold lichen
I could not get any glass tarots for the rest of the run i had only one red stam...
I rerolled almost 5 times per round
agile pawn
the gay nines
red hamlet
all homo no straight
gusty hinge
the gay nines
Cloud nine boutta pop off
grizzled current
come on
gusty hinge
there's one fragile guy tho
I think there are 3
gusty hinge
I saw 7
winter plume
John balatro hates me because I can't complete my joker collection
red hamlet
9 even
red hamlet
he's fragile mentally
gusty hinge
he's fragile mentally
They are lgbt after all
red hamlet
8 glass, 9 fragile
cold lichen
Ts was my last hand
red hamlet
glass took an L
gusty hinge
Bro i have waited more than sisyphus
cold lichen
Bro i have waited more than sisyphus
Ultrakill mentioned
gusty hinge
The real one now looks like sissy puss
red hamlet
Ultrakill mentioned
IT'S A FUCKING MYTH
ULTRAKILL DIDN'T MAKE SISYPHUS
RAAAAAH
i'm going to ultrakill you, you insignificant fuck
gusty hinge
As a person who lived in greece for over 3 years, i can confidently say he is from ultrakill
Greeks saw how amazing he was and made their fanfic
cold lichen
i'm going to ultrakill you, you insignificant fuck
Insignificant fuck? Ultrakill mentioned
red hamlet
machine, i'm going to post cringe in general
cold lichen
machine, i'm going to post cringe in general
Machine? Ultrakill mentioned
red hamlet
gusty hinge
Imma use judgement card
And get Minos joker
cold lichen
https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-bridget-guilty-gear-shiggy-wiggy-gif-...
Damn whats her name in this shes cute
gusty hinge
Damn whats her name in this shes cute
Why do you need her name?? 
cold lichen
You know damn well why
gusty hinge
You know damn well why
Ok
gusty hinge
its been 13 mins for fucks sake
red hamlet
opal fog
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/403698615446536206/1347040694501380247/...
the card with a 9 on it that gives u 4 dollars (yes ik the name)
gusty hinge
<#1209506360987877408> btw
Ok you sissy puss
agile pawn
the card with a 9 on it that gives u 4 dollars (yes ik the name)
i would've taken it if i had an extra joker slot
opal fog
hey whats the best deck for high carding
red hamlet
the card with a 9 on it that gives u 4 dollars (yes ik the name)
not 4 dollars
1 dollar per 9 in your deckidoo
severe geode
Machine? Ultrakill mentioned
gusty hinge
the card with a 9 on it that gives u 4 dollars (yes ik the name)
die Wolke Neun
stark furnace
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/403698615446536206/1347040694501380247/...
oh no they twinkified brainstorm and blueprint
red hamlet
oh no they twinkified brainstorm and blueprint
that's yuri
opal fog
1 dollar per 9 in your deckidoo
i forgor
red hamlet
men will see yuri and go "boys"
says a lot about them
stark furnace
that's yuri
then wheres my bp bs yaoi???
cold lichen
that's yuri
Yuri? Ddlc mentioned
gusty hinge
oh no they twinkified brainstorm and blueprint
Unfortunately ive seen the mod today
cold lichen
How did you get this picture so fast?
red hamlet
i googled it
opal fog
How did you get this picture so fast?
reflex
cold lichen
i googled it
Ahh
stark furnace
opal fog
whats the best deck for high carding?
stark furnace
bro def has it on their library
cold lichen
whats the best deck for high carding?
That one where u can buy spectral cards
stark furnace
ghost deck my beloved
gusty hinge
What the fuck
severe geode
Homosexual arse dog
cold lichen
ghost deck my beloved
I never get perkeo in it
red hamlet
nothing more manly than men kissing
stark furnace
nothing more manly than men kissing
stark furnace
Homosexual arse dog
glad oriole
nothing more manly than men kissing
oh
stark furnace
the exact oposite
severe geode
Lesbian arse cat
cold lichen
nothing more manly than men kissing
Men🤤
glad oriole
i dont wanna be manly thougg
red hamlet
crossdressing is the most manly activity
because only men can do it
now get in the skirt
cold lichen
because only men can do it
Sexism
stark furnace
another indie game filled with estrogen enjoyer (hell yeah)
glad oriole
girls can cross dress too
severe geode
Girlz in suits
cold lichen
another indie game filled with estrogen enjoyer (hell yeah)
Estrogen enjoyer? Ultrakill fandom mentioned
glad oriole
real
severe geode
i luv estrogen
red hamlet
girls can cross dress too
i'm afraid that's just wearing clothes
severe geode
Jesse, i need estrogen jesse
severe geode
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006957862767046727/1313266510692749312/r...
I remember this from the transfem slideshows
glad oriole
i'm afraid that's just wearing clothes
then wouldnt the same apply to boys wearing skirts