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but online class back then = play games in vc
That plumber second effect sounds so annoying
Imagine you're getting into ante 8 with a very high leveled flush and it just randomly goes to zero
my cocktail of mental illness
should also contain straight flush
moooood
You on some crazy shit bro
surprised someone noticed lmfao
maybe -5 levels
I read audhd and thought "AUSTRALIAN ADHD???" for like 2 seconds
LMAOOOO
flush by proxy includes straight flush and flush house/five
Bro’s mind doesn’t function correctly
Correct
Taht is what mental disorders are
bro has to be on meds to live
You're learning so well Tristan
🤪
here's a gold star ⭐
Bro is that
miau

im so high rn bro
god i wish i could
How many colors do you see
I meant hear but see works too
drug bad bro..
weed, not psychedelics lmao
Agreed
so you never took a painkiller?
Meds just make it worse tbh
im not THAT high
nah
not all drugs though (just a majority of them suck)
Watch out if Jimbo comes to your house and challenges you to a game of Balatro
is ibuprofen a pain killer
yeah
yes
a very mild one
okay im stupid
but usually when people think of pain killers theyre thinking of opioids
and those are real bad to get on
theyre addictive and horrible for you
but when i say drug i mean the not medical kind
yea i would never
most of the medical kinds are the worst kinds
pain is cool
weed shrooms and acid are pretty chill you just gotta be mature enough and use in moderation with caution
~<
If you're doing shrooms and acid make sure you got someone sober with you
and repsonsible
im from california so weed is pretty normal here lol
I just don't take medicine unless it's a life or death situation because I'm scared of most meds
thanks but i probably wont
:3
U all are crazy!
thats funny esp bcz most of the guys i work with do shrooms and u cant tell a difference between a sober them
i usually got my girlfriend with me but ive tripped plenty of times and i can handle it alone cuz i dont do big doses, i always play it safe lol
i qualify for a lobotomy so yes
maybe a little
I’d give almost everyone here a lobotomy
Canada too
Let's start with oyu
U all need to feel some green grass
i'd take it tbh
whats the bud like in canada?
Balatro club is the take drug club
fresh air is a lie
i havent smoked much since im 18 and not 19 but my experiences have been pretty good
microplastics everywhere!
We play balatro, did you expect us not to be?
This game is a kids game
Yummers
Microplastics in everything you consume
Smog everywhere
But yeah man, the grass and "fresh air" is gonna fix me
but a lot of guys ik just get stuff when they cross to the usa
i love kids game
U all are depressing drugged up adults
mario odyssey is fun
this is a discord tho and discord has an age minimum
We get stimulation from numbers go brrrrrrrrrrr whatchu expect
thats just disrespectful lmao
I don't even take drugs why am I being grouped into this
which is only 1 higher than balatro lmfao

i am neither
depression be damned, but I don't take recreational drugs
nobody's "drugged up" for smoking a joint once in a while
ppl say this then eat a whole bag of chips and never do excersize
I am a depressing non-drugged up adult is that better
i'd ratehr be a depressed drugged up adult than pretend the world is fine and dandy
trye
ALL THE PPPIIIIINGGGGSSS

well you see i actually have to be on a drug to keep from unaliving myself...
Roland: This joker gains 20 chips, 3 mult and ×0.4 mult at the end of every round
Legendary
WELL IF YOU ARENT DRUGGED UP THEN YOURE DEPRESSED ITS ONE OR THE OTHER
what if im neither
neither tho
thats not true? im happy as hell and i smoke weed occasionally cuz its fun

my life is good and i dont do drugs except the very rare joint after work every few months
What's going on
can't smoke cause drug test
Weed discourse in Balatrocord
talk to tristan in like 5 years and his whole stance on this will be changed lol
tristan’s experiencung the internet for the first time
mental illness discourse lowk
lets put it this way @ivory helm is The Plant when you have a baron mime build in ante 14 and no reroll voucher
Tristan's first outing outside of a white middle class suburb
oh wait they also do drugs
i always end up starting drug discource in random discords lol
hello hiker
i feel like discord should up the minimum age to 16 tbh
bro's the worst chip joker
41JH9HX3 brainstorm at first shop (buffoon pack)
I’m the hiker joker
discussions about minimum age in anything never go well
ik when i have kids i wont want them having unrestricted access to the internet until 15/16
No u aren’t
:(
Based
make them do unpaid manual labour on a farm
oh!
i dont understand parents that give their children an unconsensual screen addiction straight out of the womb
it makes me so sad
bad parents
im not gonna have kids i think
kids need stimulation and learning and new experiences
All kids deserve parents
not all parents deserve kids
facts
neither will i, how am i supposed to play balatro otherwise
real
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
Mostly boomers do it (and then complain when their kid is depressed and wants to spend all their time on the phone)
no
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
yes
i only eep
i dont know for sure if i want kids with how America is going right now, but we'll see
Highkey glad that I've seen a lot of zoomers actually realize that phone indeed bad
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
if it comes down to it im moving to new zealand
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
Balatro Repeat, Balatro Repeat, Balatro Repeat, Balatro Repeat, Eat, Sleep
dude i know mu phone is bad but i cant stop
the US is getting more and more fucked by the day
🆒
Yeah me included
It's just ingrained in our brains now
true but politics arent allowed in yhis sever
:/
i deleted tiktok and now im mostly on it for texting/calling, balatro, and im on my pc for other games but not as often
WHAT WAS THAT
wyd when onion rings
natural negative joker stencil
stencil is mid

says you
Awesome, my life got genuinely better when I deleted my Twitter account
im not gonna say anything specific or state my personal views, im just saying the country is objectively on the verge of collapse within the next 4 years
what does this mean …
mid
sell all jokers until showman and do a stencil build
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
:(
Silence, Tristan.
GUYS
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.
EAT. BALATRO. SLEEP. REPEAT.



do you dislike me
i think tristan’s gone crazy
No, I’m just joking.
never use twitter never use tiktok and you'll be good
Too much balatro does that to someone
instagram reels be cooking me fr
Skinky irl
i joke, 
i don't even know what instagram really is
You don’t need Instagram
why's insta spared
and i never watch shorts on youtube
You only need Balatro
nuh hh
its a more unhinged tiktok with no limits on racism and bullying
what the hell is insta
he probably forgor about it
Every once in a while I'll get a video recommended on YT about some insane TikTok trend that harms people and it makes me feel like an old fart cuz I'm just like "wtf is up with these kids"

im explaining what instagram is
IMMA HIKE OUT OF HERE
cya~
Goodbye Tristan Hiker Joker
let's be honest here
children being a danger to themselves because of trends is pretty universal to all generations
its never actually true, its usually just some random kid doing something stupid and they give it the headline to make it seem like tons of kids are doing it and sharing it online
dna
👋 bye bye pareidolia
Valid
like that "chroming challenge" that literally nobody on tiktok had ever seen and it was all over the headlines
pareidolia
the what
Pareidolia it is
Also valid
u could always save scum if you get chicot or a bad legendary
doesn't it get you out instantly
a kid who was like 8 huffed spraypaint and died, he wasnt influenced by social media he was just a dumb kid with no parent supervision
and they said it was a "chroming challenge" from tiktok
poor kid
but when u go back sometimes or if u did it fast enough its like u never opened the pack
and u can choose something else or not even open it
NO WAY PERKEO
observatory or no?
unfortunately no, but I could clone death cards now (I have so many glass red sealed jacks)
remember to copy him when you exit 
real
pareidolia is so bait bruv
The photocard joker is still useful since I have a red sealed glass jack
and DNA it
when u get it u never get reserved parking or anything that has to do with face cards
It's honestly not bad for face builds on checkerino or abandoned
maybe for you
checkered is easy enough tho
but i guess om abandoned it is okay.
if you for some reason are buikding for faces on abandoned
??
which is deranged
you cna with pareidolia 
but you usually shouldnt take parei without face synergy
my gold stake win on abandoned was a face build 
ya best method is probably hack idol or hack and bloodstone/ancient joker for ancient deck
the only real use cases for parei are with midas or canio on abandoned
or to farm money spam highcard reserved parking
midas parei is peak
- vampire
money my beloved
.5x mult each hand
mid
if your goals to beat ante 8 its good
maybe
but most jokers suck for endless
but thats 3 jonkler slots
unless you have very good synergy
conste hits that almost every round with just a lil bit of econ
aww u gotta just take a picture now (photograph)
are yall able to consistently beat ante 8 on unseeded decks?
on white stake yea
checkered is probably easiest
yes
same with plasma
I find yellow deck easy too
ya the early money is nice af
Idk maybe because I like early money
it's a struggle especially when you're playing on higher stakes
do yall think there will ever be a speedrunning scene for this lol
there has been
a 100% run would be gold stake on every deck
There already is
has anyone done this?
all in one go
and timed it
you can
Not a full 100% but I did see someone speedrun unlocking every Joker
well idk abt goldstake but theyve done white stake all decks pretty quick
I forgot I got giftcard on early antes and now Temperance is just giving away money atp
some games have crazy 100%s
hi
and by in one go do u mean no fails?
like 60hr world records and shit
nah just one session
i dont think yet but who knows
os thos setseed
it'll be pretty embarrassing for a speedrun if it had that
it would be a 6hr + run id assume
easily
well goldstake can be pretty annoying sometimes
all decks with skips on white is 1h24 rn
skipless 2h
what game takes 60 hr to 100%
i guess isaac
im talking abt all decks from white to gold in 1 session
a long fuckin' time
far more than 6h
unless it's set seed
skyrim full 100% takes around 80 at the WR
I'm on ante 27 of a naneinf attempt with burglar + serpent and I just wanted to check if I'm good to go for it this ante or if I have to do it on ante 28?
botw takes less than 24h to 100%
bcz it would take atleast a couple hours for each deck
How is everyone?
great
ante 28 would be better
Why's that
just to have enough redseals steel kings before u score too much when u use all ur hands
Okay thanks
nope, I just played randomly and somehow it got better
are there any double mr bones seeds in #1156061354076155944 cause i can't find any
since youre probably just skipping blinds and rerolling bosses
I haven't yet but I'm gonna have to for this one
Well, time to unlock flush five
why would you want 2 mr bones
glitch
do they stack
sands undertale ante skip
i think there is a bug
oh that shit
on a boss blind*
i'm making my friend play balatro soon, and i need to blow his mind
ima go look on yt to see if i can find any
i think this'll last around ante 12
ante 12 is like 90 billion right or am i thinking of the next?
breen?
hopefully I'll find good jokers (the one that repeats face cards and the 🗿 joker)
🗿 won't save you
o.o
It could, if it somehow hits the cards I use (my bad luck will kill this run)
fix your deck and idol it
idol will end up saving u for maybe like 1 ante then fuck u over the next
a sock and busking is just as good as idol since ur cards are glass
acc idol is better
but inconsistent
for a second i thought you wanted stone joker 😭
not unless I make every card into 1 type
I never actually found a use for that joker yet 😭
🗿 stone deck
i despise my life
take it
NO
it's basically a "just in case you have no money"
why?
best case: temperance value
1 dollar
3 dollar actually i think
Socks and buskin is a good-er version in this round where I have red sealed face cards
you can sell it for the boss blind that needs a joker sold
are they glass
or just red seal
yes
DNA saves the glass cards
yea i was jokin
oh wait
yeah but I could still use death cards to multiply them that way
Since I have perkeo
up to u
abstract joker and swashbuckler are not options
you already have 50$ worth of joker sell value
there is no downside or upside to taking the negative eternal egg
it's eg
if i have good econ, im just taking it
yes there is
it removes a joker from the pool
theres another joker hit for crimson
-20 debt in question
very op
you also have an eternal showman
i love egg.
that's if your dumbass goes into debt in the first place
its another joker hit for crimson
it costs 0$ btw
youre past ante 8
Ok consider this
so the first mistake was taking the rat ass showman
ETernal Rental Perishing BLueprint in shop
every 8th ante is a finisher boss
i’d never do that
You ahjve 5 eternal showmen
Negative tags never show up, spectral packs are not showing up
what do you do
reset
i ignore you
You can't reset
alt f4
you already fought the crimson then
You can't alt f4
because 5 eternal showman is a death sentence
i stay here until the heat death of the universe

i lose the run because showman sucks
found one
1el1pgk, gotta play on abandoned deck
jus like me
but do you take the egg
🍳
LOL 11 2s
ok actually there's no way to make the egg completely noninfluential
because showman would bring abstract joker and swashbuckler into the picture
oh. and spectral cards
wee hack goes crazy
the hack is telling jokes and wee is in the front row laughing at all of them
wee is actually in preschool
im teaching my girlfriend how to play poker
my gf is snoring away in bed
scream at the top of your lungs
Unlike you, i'd like to have friends and family
imagine having friends smh
Erm ackshually the suit order is ♠️♥️♣️♦️
sthu
Does anyone play on mobile
okay I'm in e territory
Most of us here I think
Peak
most

yea
Sometimes
Can you link your console account or is it 2 different accounts
what is wee hack gng

wee joker
Hack joker
you guys play on mobile???
retriggers 2s
wee gets mega chips
No way to link savefiles between devices for now
hack is just called hack not hack joker
imma hack you
oki
Nah most of the time I play on pc, I got it on mobile as an emergency balatro supply
hack tuah
I work a lot so I was thinking about downloading it to play on break but restarting stinks
Just make a profile with everything unlocked
Also are you supposed to always get ante 8 on your tutorial seed or can you lose
You can lose
you can lose with any seed
Ok
How do you do that
in fact i dont think there is a seed or mod that you CANT lose with unless its something like infinite hands
just play your cards right
theres seeds where its impossible to lose?
misread it
but white stake it's insanely hard to lose
unless you compeltely misplay
yeah but you can lose round 1 in anything
i got past ante 10 for the first time ever!!
my highest unseeded is ante 12
modded deck 💔
mainly cause alchemy cards are hilarious lmao
Sick
ahh that makes sense i didnt see that channel

i was looking for it for a while idk why i didnt see it
the goat
i prefer unseeded because when you make it real high in score it feels more genuine
i also do unseeded
that was my hella cracked unsseded triple trib
ive only ever got yorick unseeded
chicot op pls nerf
🗿
pop music…
This is fine
Sell pareidolia of course
selling parei just compeltely fucks them lmfao
true parei sucks
btw, is there like a stigma against talking about modding here outside of the modding channels?
it's just to keep modded away from vanilla so people don't get confused
ah
Fellow tails pfp enthusiast
tbf the mod i used was codex arcanum which didn't even help me get past ante 10
lets gooooooo!!!!
Yooooooooo
🤝
🤝
that's 4,,,, ❤️
man you guys just activated my tails brainrot all over again lmao
You can fly a lot with that many tails
Helicopters work with that many blades
Took a break from the C++ grind to try a naneinf run... Got the perfect setup first try, but got planted in Ante 13, wasn't able to find a boss disable or reroll unfortunately
didn't expect to get this far on green stake
I've hit wheel of fortune so many times, I've managed to put it on every single joker I have
you bastard youre the reason nobody else ever triggers it
Thigh Highs joker
makes your cards cute
what
cute cards have a little glint when scored
this seed has been too lucky
pretty brainstorm
Bra
Playing a pair grants this joker +2 mult
it's that the pair of shorts or something
+5 dollars at the end of round every time a blind is beat in exactly 2 hands
that's more of a One Two Punch joekr
a todo list joker but for mult/chips would be cool
mfw i'm a flush five build and bro keeps dropping full house and two pair on me
Ig this has been a good run, I'm saving this seed
Information on this random seed, it gave me brainstorm when I skipped for a random rare joker
this run probably couldve gone much further if you didnt have so many non-negative editions
assuming you didnt take any already, theres 2 ectos of room there for f5
Nuke Joker: x5 mult. if you lose before ante 8, your device will self destruct.
yeah true
I came across 2 ectos before reaching ante 9+
didn't wanna gamble on it tbh, i just wanted to have fun
didn't expect for it to last this long
Any good advice for trying to get my first gold stake? Is 2 rental jokers too much? 3?
It really depends on your eco
If the rental jokers are goated then it's not that bad
but you don't wanna buy like a rental eternal riff raff or some shit
the stronger the joker, the more worth the eco hit is
rental eternal neg BP 
Yeah I get that. I can’t remember what I saw but it was rental and eternal and scared me.
can be scary
but if it's like Blueprint or suck and bustah then it can be worth
really just depends on what the gameplan is
as long as your econ can handle it
or just buy credit card
and rip that spectral for a wraith card
I had a rental celestial which was worth it. And a rental abstract foil for a while.
if its ante 2 and youre low on cash and you get neg rental eternal blueprint with no other jokers it might not be worth it
i dont remember balatro adding this update
Anyone know a fix for my issue? After playing for a while my frames will start to drop and then eventually it will crash, if I go to the main menu and go back into the run it will usually fix it for a while, it’s getting pretty annoying if anyone knows a fix
i dont remember it giv ing 125 chips and 25 mult
Oh. That was question 2. If it’s rental and I can’t pay the tax does it get trashed, do you go negative or neither?
you go negative
Thanks.
i only used hack
@agile pawn what do u mean question mark 😭
wdym "first or second"
i want 2 of these
sell diet and rip it
no bro free
i really want to abuse the hell out of negative tags once i start grinding anaglyph deck
could be silly
could be good for gold stickers perhaps
im on my quest to reach ante 39 unseeded
and i keep being cucked by 1 thing going wrong
well yeah but having a lot of jokers is funn y
thats how it be
Same
It’s hard
I’ve only gotten to 12
me too
bigotry is so lame highkey
do you like
reset constantly for perkeo or wat
i see
but i gave up cause it takes forever and if i fuck up my run its just hours again waiting for perkeo
fair enough
i only use instant perkeo tho and its off small blind skip
super useful for "unseeded" runs
its like inbetween unseeded and seeded cause your always guaranteed to get perkeo but you dont know the seed necessarily
filtered seeds
basically yeah
someone bless me with a cryptid or im going to lose my mind
im already so far behind on stacking cryptid its gonna be tuff
whats perkeo
this feller
legendary joker
dupes random consumable hwne you exit shop
is there any way to get legendary jokers outside of Soul
every time i use it i get Chicot
the one time i DID get a different one (forgot the name), it was on a challenge run and it didn't unlock the card
then it's only ones you havent' gold stickered
the more you play the more youll see them lol
only ever got 1 unseeded
there not as useful as useful as you think imo unless its super early in the run
I got 2 on my triple trib run 🗿
its hard to fit them in with other builds
ive been playing non stop recently
its been a blast
trib mime baron full steel red seal king deck
this run is so cursed
yorick and canio are great up to ante 8 and still scale decently further than that
yea that would be ideal but at that point youd just want to keep the kings in hand
baron trib is like anti synergy
nah if your whole deck is steel red seal kings
it is
which can be achieved
i mean
should I still use checkered deck or should I move on to a different deck
gold stake it
keep going checkered
ig its not terrible but like id rather just play high card then flush five
DZRV65HG if yall want 4 stuntman
my progress so far <3
hooray1!
would be good for plasma deck speedrun
true true...
wait should i speedrun on that seed
i got onto ante 10
before i got killed by my 3 hand size
Is there any way to link balatro mobile and pc data
nope
separate games
unlocking the jokers arent hard
Brainstorm is good for trying to get a Nan run
nah really
lmfao
not yet.
its a planned feature
Oh ok
We love the needle
limited on blueprint and brainstorm is EVIL
new card idea 4 of hearts 2
its enough to beat ante 8 (if no verdant/violet)
unfortunately brainstorm died before ante 8
so uh yea gg
How do you consistently get legendary jokers
you dont
GUYS I FOUND THE CRYPTID!!!
Word
yeah
jinxed my ass
BRO
IT WAS PERKEO
😭
Teach me the sauce
oh. I was hearing that the actual mods are in this discord
is that a private chat? cuz I cant see it
thanks tho
dam
your pc begs not to go further
naneinf time
NOT SEEDED
yeah i already won that run
it suprises me that it was in ante 3
like it could have been in ante 6 or some
What's the challenge
i forgor
id say rich get richer for the money or the egg one
yummers
it's a yorick.. getting triboulet would means a free win
but i got a black banana
it's[ chicot
whats that golden ticket
rotted
wut
it sgolden ticket
thats acutally the name of it
golden ticket
yeah..
i mean what does it do
$4 when scoring gold card
each golden card gives 3@#%&*((&
oh alr
gives 3 misprint
with retrigger it's a pretty good money generator
wrogn oen
sometimes.
6 DOLLARS LMAO
IT'S ON GOLD STAKE
not as bad as losing with poly brainstorm
my friend said hes crucifying my entire bloodline if i lose with it
texting from heaven xoxo
why does brainstorm and blueprint costs $10 anyway
arguably the best jokers
aaaa i hate this
maybe cuz its one of the best jokers ingame?
anyways
9HXJVNLR
negative perkeo
negative perks
perk eo
parking econ
@vernal plinth https://www.roblox.com/games/73949531987012/Balarox-Card-Game cab we play this
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Roblox huh, i don't play any other Roblox game besides Doors or Pressure anymore
I impersonated a small child on Roblox once and got my buddy banned for swearing at a minor.
what is mime good for?
Wildfrost time.
Steel cards and gold.
planet tags
steel card, gold card, blue seal gives additional planet card.
you should play balastro
nah
"Again!"
why did i die? i had mr bones and i met the reqs
YUUUP
it also works with raised fist
still have 2 cards left in deck
maybe shoot the moon too?
Mark of the Bloom?
weird
Was it an eternal Mr Bones? So it couldn't die?
it can't be eternal
I don't know if that's an interaction that exists.
mr bones died and i still died
bro
anyone knows the wiki guys
to fix this lmfao
Showman can let you pick up multiple Mr. Bones, which you'd likely need the effects of due to missing 3 scoring Jokers by that point. 😭 wiki throwing shade
they can?
the images are too big
it's supposed to be like this
brooo
lol
ahh, ok
what joker is tht?
chicotino
WHO IS GIVING JIMBO 🃏BALATRO ♠️ ♦️ ♣️ ♥️ TO CHILDERN??

doesnt matter ig
Extremely trustworthy reviews as well
aram it is i guess
jimball
Jimboll
Failed to find a red seal I needed, passed up on a red seal 5 about 5 antes back because I had huge headroom figured a better one would show, and thought I had one round before rolling the shop hard for a red seal so failed hard.
HOWS THIS A HIGH CARD
What do you expect it to be?
You need the Queen
dude doesnt know how straights work
i have it on
dig for a 10 ig
2AKQJ cant be
why it worked before
four fingers maybe
so i cant use 2?
ye
maybe
dam now what
straights dont wrap around
use ur hands as discards
gg
dont choke
wth is misprint doing
gg
The more I play on gold stake the more I wonder why anyone plays anything other than white.
ah yes
watch this
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A34CWY8M a new high score on this profile
pain completionist+(+)
dude verdant leaf was perfect
couldve just sold misprint
how do yall go that high

i was gonna but i love missprint
highscore builds
repeated xmult
It's all in the jokers
now do gold stake black deck jokerless
whats the max missprint can give
its so ass
idk what miss print may give or even mr print 
good early game ig
woo hoo 6
its okay earky game
MRPRINT
acrobat is actyally pretty awesome
im waiting for all cards are face cards joker
why
yea w that one deck w 6 jokers
photochad only requires one face per hand
oh oops
black deck 😭
making them all faces isnt really wortg the joker slot
on any deck really but yea
ima take shortcut
i love shortcat cuz it makes straights actually viable on blue stake
i think this is my most diabolical win so far
straights moment
nice joker build
do they make it for men?
?
the best shop ive ever gotten
poly brainstorm negative pekero.
ok well now that i think about it this is wrong, i have a tarot pack use a judgement that gave me a brainstorm
could i see yall this
i love how the top 4 are common

