🎙・server-chat

[autumn cobalt]

one day

this run handsize was getting too small for comfort

if it was bigger a bit i could've drag till ante 20

[dusty jay]

Play safe. Plus u probably wanna sell out of everything and keep showman and the Chad to get Max photo. Not now when you get iy

[lunar kiln]

so just continue without buying anything yeah?

[dusty jay]

Pretty much buy stuff that improve ur score until photograph appears

[autumn cobalt]

how are they compatible, what are they copying

[ember roost]

A win on ante 3!

[untold bloom]

Cryptid overrated...

[lunar kiln]

ah nvm, I lost the round in big blind in ante 9 because I broke all 3 of my glass cards

fun run though

[autumn cobalt]

This run had so many clutch moment

[ember roost]

🫥

[dusty jay]

Bozo

[short wedge]

2 good jokers in one shop

got the blueprint and now invis

i didnt take it btw

[shy dove]

thats why u skip ahead when they dont match

[torpid yarrow]

was getting scared for a second then i hit mime invisable joker on this shop

[vagrant bane]

What is the best deck to unlock vouchers

[torpid yarrow]

anaglyph @vagrant bane

just go for money and skip for like 10 vouchers in 1 shop

[opal fog]

theyre coping the one thats copying the one thats copying the first one and the first one ks copying the one thats copying the one thats copying the first one

[opal fog]

how do i get that deck

[short wedge]

you unlok it like any deck

[ember roost]

Hola

[torpid yarrow]

just beat the decks and you will get it, its like 3 from end though

[vagrant bane]

LMAO BRAINSTORM FIRST PACK

[ember roost]

Thats chinese

[opal fog]

fr?

thought it was spanish

[ember roost]

He isn't a mod

Stop speaking in arabic

[young spear]

guys do i get a joker if i discard straight flush

or was it royal flush

[rocky tulip]

bruh thats chinese

[ember roost]

Thats literally the dubai language

Speak ingland

Too french

[torpid yarrow]

invisable joker always finding a way to pick the wrong one

[ember roost]

My first orange

[twilit compass]

1st pack of the run, which one 😭

[short wedge]

blue print

[twilit compass]

after round 1*

[short wedge]

take blue print

[vagrant bane]

I JUST DID A BIG BRAIN

[short wedge]

it'll be good for later

[vagrant bane]

I bought a debt card just to buy a voucher

Then sold

[short wedge]

wow

[vagrant bane]

Doing a baseball vuild

Rough Gem (Holo)
Sock And Buskin (Poly)
Constellation
To The Moon
Baseball Card

[ember roost]

End of my 2nd orange stake win

[twilit compass]

blueprint was not the play 💀

didnt get a single joker to make it through

[fluid dragon]

whilst i dont normally do this, this is a good run, what orrder should these be in <3

deck consists of 27 hearts, annd 25 other things

[hushed quiver]

first gold stake, please clap

[fluid dragon]

audience clapping noises

[twilit compass]

surely youd want a blueprint on the heart stone right/

or are u playing high card

[fluid dragon]

you might be right, and im not playing high card

also, mind the negetive hack

[twilit compass]

if theres 5 cards being played

[obtuse barn]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-gif-10567033442484308038

[twilit compass]

i would probs put a blueprint onto the blood stone

[fluid dragon]

ideal hand would be a flush, with a king, 5,4,3,2

[twilit compass]

since the extra 1.5x per card is probs better than 2 retriggers

[fluid dragon]

your riight, thanks :>

[ember roost]

Go to balatro calc on google

[twilit compass]

that also

[fluid dragon]

hey uhh

so

you were right <#

i got 11 quadrrilliion <3

[twilit compass]

tf

[ember roost]

High score?

I still don't have an e pre ante 8

[worn gust]

The egg is Crazy

I found musketeer and egg like first ant 🙌

[dapper dust]

okay... good start, do not screw me over now Balatro

[ember roost]

Is that modded?

[worn gust]

Nope

[proud loom]

Did it in less than 20 try, i'm really proud

[ember root]

They probably just hit a bunch of double tags into the negative tag

[proud loom]

Didn't have count tho

[sand talon]

Guys ☠️☠️

[ember roost]

Then why is there a big box that says vendi?

[sand talon]

I just found this video on yt

😭

https://youtu.be/RcWArGuE1Os?si=PpSYKJWxN18vp-J9

[worn gust]

Its italian mobile game

[sand talon]

Watch this if you can guys

[worn gust]

No

[ember root]

It's just the shop, card and pack textures that are in english

Some languages don't bother to change those

[vagrant bane]

I have a new suggestion for balatro mechanic

In suggest

[ocean python]

Is it possible to have consistent win streaks with black deck in gold stake?

[vagrant bane]

Yea

Use the same seed

[ocean python]

HEH

[slim junco]

imo we need to stop begging for new jokers.

[stark veldt]

this has gotta be deja vu and cryptid right?

[vagrant bane]

How about

[marsh spruce]

@jaunty mason was told to ask “why you said the uni man is a pedo”

[ocean python]

I just threw a purple stake win because I panicked in the ante 8 boss, now I am feeling kinda stuck. . .

[dull valve]

hey

anybody got green balatro background?

[vagrant bane]

I have a spoon

All I can give you tbh

[ember root]

Where can I find that spectral trans colors mod

[stark veldt]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1247528518842191971

[ember root]

Thank you :P

[stark veldt]

its beautiful i really like it

[ember root]

[vagrant bane]

Balatro should add a replay feature

For previous runs

That wr can post on discord

[wise plaza]

Negative idol but it's picked the wrong card

[swift sail]

English only

[ember roost]

To use sixth sense do i need to only play a 6 or can i play 5 cards if it's still a high card 6?

[swift sail]

what are you on about

[shy heart]

rate my loadout yall

[ember roost]

Why are everyone @ ing donkey from shrek?

[balmy horizon]

#mo- wait what the fu

[ember roost]

High C tier

[swift sail]

no modded content in server chat - please keep it to the modding channels

[balmy horizon]

this is a texture pack

[swift sail]

is it a part of the game by default and out of the box

[cedar spindle]

Wtf does a guy pick in this situation

[thorn holly]

Wheel

[shy heart]

yeh

[digital oxide]

hermit

[balmy horizon]

no, but people who have texture packs shouldn't just have a rule that says they can't post here, if getting a texture pack just doesn't let you post here that seems kind of unfair no?

[swift sail]

@shy heart we both know that’s true so take a day and maybe try again to answer tomorrow

[cedar spindle]

And then use the magician on 2 and 3 before deleting them with hanged man

[thorn holly]

[swift sail]

it’s rule 11

[cedar spindle]

Whats tge 34th rule

[swift sail]

We will have a discussion in the mod chat about texture pack only but for now the rule stands

[marsh spruce]

Idk I was told by someone to ask that

[balmy horizon]

i don't see any mention of texture packs, and while it's technically not vanilla balatro, it would be kind of stupid if getting a texture pack just means you cant post screenshots here i feel

[swift sail]

don’t harass other users with what is obviously inflammatory hate.

[marsh spruce]

Bro idk I was just told to say that 😭🙏

[balmy horizon]

by who...

[swift sail]

take a timeout and think about why asking about pedos in a video game server is a dumb thing to do

[real sparrow]

The exact wording of rule 11 is “don’t discuss modded content”. AnOrdinaryProtogen asked about the jokers he was using, making no mention of the texture pack. He did not ask for discussion about the modded content.

[swift sail]

A) no loopholes B) I already said we would discuss changing it

[balmy horizon]

well sure but do you not think it would be unfair to users with texture packs if they were just disallowed from posting here?

[thorn holly]

Oh my lord stop arguing semantics, take the L and move on

[balmy horizon]

i don't have a texture pack or anything and it's not important to me, it just seems a bit unfair

[junior hazel]

i'm done watching this lmao get off vonnegut's ass he's literally helping y'all change the rule, let the process go through then retaliate, if you have a problem then DM someone else I just want to see balatro gameplay

[thorn holly]

Fr

[devout thunder]

Ultimately rules exist regardless if they should be changed or not and trying to rules lawyer the rules at the mod team isn't a good look

[balmy horizon]

fair enough

[slim junco]

Meet up and box each other?

[balmy horizon]

sounds good 🥊

[cursive sandal]

anyone know why i didn't get completionist+ achievement on steam after finishing all of the gold stakes? I haven't modded the game or anything and i recently got the achievement for all of the challenges so i know it's not broken

[slim junco]

What if you punch so hard you break his head through the head gear 😨 There's gotta be a joker for that!

[dull valve]

give me your thoughts on this thumbnail i made for my balatro video

[balmy horizon]

complete one more run unseeded

it can be white stake

[cursive sandal]

oh weird do u know why it needs that?

[balmy horizon]

idk it just does

[cursive sandal]

huh hahaha sure thank you sm!

[junior hazel]

simple but feels like not much is going on, i wouldn't click on it solely because it has the word 'hitler' in it tbh, but that's probably because im not your demographic

[dusky oasis]

It's something

[dull valve]

yeah you need baiting in thumbnails or nobody clicks them

the video is "10 worst balatro jokers"

[junior hazel]

yea i'm probs not the best person in regards to making youtube thumbnails, if you want something clickbaitier i think adding a red circle with an arrow pointing at it would work

[dull valve]

TRUE i need to add an arrow

thanks

[slim junco]

What about top 10 worst cards? Could include 5 of spades, etc

[dull valve]

it would just be 9s and 7s

worst cards

[slim junco]

We left jokers in 2024 😛 We only play with the card arts Now

Rust, Fallout, GTA V, etc 👀

[junior hazel]

yw, thats your free one!!! next one won't be so cheap lmfao

[dull valve]

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

[slim junco]

Imo we need to be more grateful for Balatro and friends

Buying a second copy would suffice...

[sand talon]

Dafaq is this comparison lmfaoo

[dull valve]

literally how i named the video in premiere project

lol

[thorn holly]

How many copies will be enough for you people 😭

Im already on my second

[sand talon]

You a real one for that

[sand talon]

Yorick where is PERKEO man

I'm searching for her since last 4 months

Tell her to come to me

YOU DELETED THAT

[versed cipher]

Nope it's always gonna be chicot

[sand talon]

Nooooooo

Perkeo is the only joker I need to find ffs

[vagrant bane]

Perkeo

More like

Peakeo

[sand talon]

Also for my naneinf run

[red hamlet]

Perky

[sand talon]

Fr fr

[junior hazel]

i wish i had more time in my life to run balatro 😭

[sand talon]

Peak eo isn't coming to me guys what should I do 😭

[vagrant bane]

The animatronics do get a bit perkeo at night

[fierce canopy]

holy moly

[vagrant bane]

She rides my per till I keo

[sand talon]

Bro somehow pulled a double tarbulet run lmao

[sand talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kid-retekmacska-gif-23577615

Unimpressed af

[fierce canopy]

pulled trib very early and hit a thingy right after (i forgot what its called the cloney spectral)

[sand talon]

Ankh?

[red hamlet]

Amkhy

[fierce canopy]

yurp

[sand talon]

Fr fr

[vagrant bane]

Daily cute bitch

[sand talon]

Spectral deck is peak fr fr

[junior hazel]

is that a pudu

[vagrant bane]

Deer mouse

[fierce canopy]

nah anal gif is the best

[vagrant bane]

Was an extinct creature.

[sand talon]

I mean.... It is but i like hex more

Ghost deck opens up a lot of possibilities

With the spectral cards in shop

I like it

[junior hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-happy-easter-disaster-april-fools-day-fluffy-gif-11463156

this my daily cute bitch

here u go

[grizzled current]

is there space for lucky cat here

[indigo hatch]

This my best 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[sand talon]

Maybe the hanging chad can go

[dull valve]

you never take eternal 8-ball.

[indigo hatch]

Idk sell oh no ?

[hardy gulch]

depends on ur deck tbh

do u have a lot of lucky cards on it?

[pulsar epoch]

Why is it that all the other stakes aside from purple have a deck unlock behind them but Purple doesn’t

[sand talon]

You should have an Eternal ass whooping for taking an Eternal 8 ball

[grizzled current]

still needs fixin

[sand talon]

Before you take the Lucky cat, make sure you take the double tag and sell it

[sand talon]

That's fine youll get money Outta lucky cards take the Lucky cat instead of uh... Fhad

Chad

And also take the cola

[hardy gulch]

yea u can get rid of chad

[sand talon]

For a double tag

[hardy gulch]

i never get lucky to get lots of lucky cards and lucky cat at the same time

lol

[red hamlet]

put 8ball at the end

very miniscule difference but still

[sand talon]

Why tho

[red hamlet]

cause it's poly and the brainstorm and dice are holo

sorry brain is foil

you don't wanna miss the score by a couple chips

[sand talon]

Oh yeah put it on the right (its my idea)

[woeful moat]

I really want that fucking cookie

[stark heath]

buffon into credit card ‼️

[stray mantle]

That ancient joker would've been so good

[woeful moat]

Let’s see opening right now

Not credit but still pretty good

[stray mantle]

Poly supernova Is kinda cool

[woeful moat]

This seed might just be crazy with yellow deck

[stray mantle]

But heartstone is immediate direction

[woeful moat]

Yeah that’s prolly what I’m gonna take and hope to god I get oops all 6xs

[stray mantle]

Yeah

You can use that heartstone to grind to interest cap maybe

[mighty mesa]

i wouldn't take bloodstone here. it only takes 1 bad hand to lose the run, and there's not guarentee of oops all 6es in the future

[stray mantle]

It's great on nebula because Telescope

[stray mantle]

True

[red hamlet]

REFERENCE?

[stray mantle]

I keep forgetting it's bloodstone

[stray mantle]

Peak

[woeful moat]

My shops r lowkey insane on ts seed I got two spectral packs in one shop

[stray mantle]

An immolate or wraith would be very cool

Or maybe an ankh

Hex is fine too tbh

[woeful moat]

Well I didn’t get ANY of those smh

[mighty mesa]

what did you get

[woeful moat]

Sigil the ace one the rank one and one other I can’t remember

[stray mantle]

Imagine sigil on hearts☠️

[red hamlet]

RIP THAT RANK

[mighty mesa]

thats quite possibly the lowest roll you could get

[stray mantle]

Tbh It depends on how many hearts are already in your hand

[woeful moat]

Im not takin that risk tho😭

[red hamlet]

co

ward

[woeful moat]

I mean I just started this run

[red hamlet]

take that risk

nothign to lose

but your chains

[orchid cloak]

skipped a brainstorm and got blueprint right after

[stray mantle]

You can always save scum lol

[stray mantle]

Immaculate fumble into immaculate win

[orchid cloak]

😭

[stray mantle]

Also what is that joker setup 💔

Photograph maxxing when

[orchid cloak]

idk bro 😭

[boreal niche]

He thinks he's fucking funny doesn't he

[stray mantle]

[stray mantle]

LMAO

That always happens

He knows it too

[woeful moat]

This run has gotten insane direction so early

[stray mantle]

They should add a cool effect for double showman

[red hamlet]

could be worse

[boreal niche]

What in the sweet hell

[woeful moat]

How do you edit these so fast?😭

[stray mantle]

I wouldn't take the observatory unless you have an econ jonkler

[woeful moat]

I wouldn’t be able to either way because poor

[stray mantle]

Bro found out the secret of image editing and is unleashing it on the balatro official discord server

[grizzled current]

the idol misfired and i ran out of fucking cards lmfao

[stray mantle]

Idol number 1 opp

[red hamlet]

why the fuck did you sell dice for idol

[stray mantle]

Yeah why did you sell dice for idol

[red hamlet]

💀 you threw that run

[boreal niche]

They call it hubris

[red hamlet]

no, they call it Mental Defficiency

[grizzled current]

Thought i could fix it enough 🙏🙏🙏never doubt

[boreal niche]

What's the difference

[stray mantle]

Eternal 8ball 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[boreal niche]

hubris claims all in the end

[red hamlet]

you're not gonna fix 5 1.5x hits guaranteed + extra lucky cat scaling with an idol

[grizzled current]

Guaranteed x2 > guaranted x1.5 😎😎😎😎🌹🌹🌹🌹

[red hamlet]

you even had brainstorm

that's 10 1.5x

[boreal niche]

did yall know i skipped this soul

[stray mantle]

@red hamlet edit his deck into full eternal 8ball

[grizzled current]

Yea its enough I got to ante 13 im not cryn it coudlve gone further tho

Idol opp

Eternal 8 ball carried

[boreal niche]

i'm surprised i got past a12

i think my yorick was x22 by the time i finally died

[stray mantle]

Unless your deck was already well fixed for family that was definitely a fumble 💔

[boreal niche]

It was deckfixed

i had like 20 10s

[stray mantle]

Okay that makes sense

The only real good jokers you could've gotten was perkeo or triboulet anyways

[stark heath]

i keep hearing perkeo fans please chat how do i get perkeo or do gold stake so i can get perkeo because thas a thing

[boreal niche]

just keep playing

[stray mantle]

You get it

[boreal niche]

you'll get him eventually

[stark heath]

99% of balatro players quit before they get perkeo

[fluid dragon]

yay :>

[stray mantle]

Perkeo isn't even all that good

He allows for naneinfs though

[boreal niche]

for ante 8 yes there are better legends

[fluid dragon]

my 20 hanging chads beg to differr <3

[prime glen]

If I delete balatro (apple arcade) will it get rid of my progress?

[stray mantle]

Is that a photochad reference ❤️‍🩹

[stray mantle]

Uhhh

Probably not

[woeful moat]

I don’t take trio right?

[boreal niche]

i love photochad

[stark heath]

just got budget photochad

[stray mantle]

Nah

[stark heath]

did you summon this or something

[boreal niche]

I beat painted deck gold stake with these 4

[stray mantle]

So many photochad mentions can't be good for my health

[fluid dragon]

theres to many photo chads :(

its so incredibly powerful </3

[boreal niche]

She photo on my hanging till i chad

[stray mantle]

Reals

[stark heath]

what i just got 2 lucky cards to give me $20 in a row and the second one gave 20 mult as well

[quick moat]

She hanging my photo until I chad

[quick moat]

That’s a lotta dough

[fluid dragon]

DANG

the heck you do that?

[red hamlet]

lucky lucky card procs

[fluid dragon]

yes, but that says round one <3

[stark heath]

skipped first blind, mega arcana, got the lucky card one and the hermit

then lucky cards went off

[fluid dragon]

wow

[stark heath]

then money from interest and blind and hands

[quick moat]

Massive w

[boreal niche]

hit the road jack my beloved

[red hamlet]

hit the road needs to hit the road and get out of my game

i'm so sad i have it unlocked

[stark heath]

if it lasted until the boss blind is defeated like campfire itd be busted

[wide crane]

great riff-raff pull??

[stark heath]

paradoelia would go crazy

[wide crane]

TRUE

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/plants-planting-green-gif-26050675

[dusky oasis]

The plant

[stark heath]

luckily im in the clear for that

the mark was annoying but i did convert 60% of my deck to hearts

[wide crane]

what do i sell for scary face? i think that would be really good but i dont know if im focusing too much on sticker

[red hamlet]

smeared

[wide crane]

aight

[red hamlet]

or supernova

how big is your hand for super

and are you playing flushes or

[wide crane]

:(

also TRIBULET JUST DIDNT WANT TO WORK????? >:((((((

[red hamlet]

no director's cut?

[wide crane]

didnt roll it

[red hamlet]

Should've

[worldly herald]

Hey yall new guy back again

just wanna ask

Is there any rules of thumb for this game?

[wide crane]

no i mean i didnt get it in the shop

[red hamlet]

Win

[worldly herald]

Like a strat you’re inherently going for

obviously

[wide crane]

roll with the punches

[worldly herald]

that’s why we play

[red hamlet]

DOn't waste money early

If you're scoring above the required, keep it

[wide crane]

adapt to changes, get some good interest, usually only skip for investment and negative

[red hamlet]

If you're struggling, hope for a good joker

Stay above 25 dollars

[loud iron]

something i just realized

[dusky oasis]

The first rule of balatro:
No jokers, this a serious matter

[worldly herald]

I’m a very experienced slay the spire player so I understand the concept of a game like this and superficial stuff doesn’t really help lol

[loud iron]

why doesnt this server have a single vc

[red hamlet]

Because they're hard to moderate

[worldly herald]

This is the good stuff

[red hamlet]

Only skip worth it is 25 dollars ante 1

Negatives if youre barelyt hitting the required score and need more jokers

[worldly herald]

We are want to play as many rounds as we can right?

safely

[red hamlet]

You shouldn't need negatives but yeha

Ideally you beat each blind in one hand or 2

so you don't ose all the hand cash

[worldly herald]

From playing all your hands

Yes

[stark heath]

Always pick wheel of fortune tarot card, it says 1 in 4 but in your first 5 hours of playing its 50%

[worldly herald]

What

[red hamlet]

it's not

[worldly herald]

I skipped that card

oh

Hahaha

[red hamlet]

Wheels are good if you have spare eco

[stark heath]

if you believe then it will give polychrome

[red hamlet]

But they don't sacale that good

[vagrant bane]

New balatro challenge

Bananas

You start with 6 bananas

If you lose all 6

You lose

[dusky oasis]

5 bananas and a oops all 6

[stark heath]

speaking of bananas, highly , this is an actual good tip
get gros michel, when it goes extinct you can then get a better joker

[worldly herald]

Also here’s just a theory question, at a standard 52 card deck I was offered a steel 6 of spades, adding it would make my deck 53 correct? Why would I ever add a random 1 of

[worthy fog]

crazy how the game mechanic behind the egg in this game came true irl

[stark heath]

yes, you can manipulate your deck, get it to 100 or 10 cards if you'd like

[vital ore]

You have the chance

[stark heath]

true

[worldly herald]

How can I remove card? There’s isn’t a shop option like slay the spire where you can pay to remove 1 per shop

[worthy fog]

what other prophecies exist in balatro

[red hamlet]

Tarot packs

[worldly herald]

You just have to hope for random events?

[red hamlet]

they have Hanged Men to delet 2

[stark heath]

no you have to try to get hanged man or immolate or some jokers

[red hamlet]

also death to turn 1 into another

Immolate in spectral packs

[worldly herald]

Immolate being “destroy the card” after use or something right?

[red hamlet]

nah

[worldly herald]

I thought that was interesting

[stark heath]

1 tarot, 1 spectral, and some jokers destroy cards permanently

[red hamlet]

immolate destroys 5 cards and gives you 20 bucks

it's 5 random cards

[worldly herald]

What

broken

[red hamlet]

kinda

until it destroys the cards you're building towards

lmfao

[worldly herald]

Yeah I can see that

[dusky oasis]

Just get luckier

Smh my head

[worldly herald]

yes I am lucky

[red hamlet]

certain jokers also destroy cards

[worldly herald]

this game is for me baby!!!

[red hamlet]

Trading card - if first discard is 1 card, destroy it and earn 3 bucks

[stark heath]

tape a 4 leaf clover to your monitor

[red hamlet]

Sixth sense - if irst hand played is a single 6, destroy it and make a spectral card

A lot of your deckfixing will come from tarot packs

Strengths - increase rank by 1
death - turn left card into right card
hanged man - destroy 2 cards

[worldly herald]

So tarots let you manipulate well

[red hamlet]

you can also use glass to destroy, technically

[worldly herald]

so I shouldn’t have skipped on that purple seal that said when discarded create a tarot?

[red hamlet]

seals are brokey

[worldly herald]

I see

[red hamlet]

purple gives tarot on discard
blue gives planet for played hand if held in hand end of round

[worldly herald]

I just didn’t want to add a random 1 of

But if it’s the way it’s the way

[red hamlet]

it's a purple anyways

you're gonna idsacrd it

it might hurt if you draw it on your last discard tho

[worldly herald]

Ty you’ve been helpful every time I’ve been here

most of the people are ‘too good’ for helping

[silk rose]

is there a space to talk about modding?

[red hamlet]

#⚙・modding-general

[silk rose]

thank you

[sand talon]

GUYS....

balala

I hate blueprint guys it's the worst joker ever

[carmine river]

Perishable Blueprint?

[sand talon]

Any blueprint

[carmine river]

Why so hostile

[warm pike]

nice bait

[carmine river]

Did you get a perishable BP or what

[sand talon]

No

But the worst joker is always THE SHOWMAN

[carmine river]

The worst joker is clearly any Joker that isn't Chicot

[short wedge]

lmao

[carmine river]

🔥

[sand talon]

Ah yes one of the best jokers in the game

[short wedge]

yep

[sand talon]

Thoughts?

[slim junco]

he looks cute ngl

also his ability is good

[wide crane]

scaling jokers go nuts

[glad oriole]

imo legendary jokers shouldnt exist to be sold immediately

[wide crane]

rocket/castle/runner my beloved...

[glad oriole]

maybe not immediately but

[slim junco]

who says you have to sell it immediatley

[glad oriole]

well uou still have to sell it eventually to get value

and -4 ante with no downside is incredible valye

[sand talon]

Me selling it at ante 21:

[drowsy shoal]

then why is chicot in the game

[glad oriole]

i dont speak about endless

at that point the run’s already been won so

[sand talon]

I speak volumes about endless

[glad oriole]

because you dont have to sell him immediately

[sand talon]

So?

[glad oriole]

wdym so

[sand talon]

So what you just gonna go next game?

[glad oriole]

yh

yea

or just play a different game

[sand talon]

Then why the game has 39 antes?

[glad oriole]

thats not a design choise

choice

[slim junco]

i think it cant go any higher cuz of the intager limit

[glad oriole]

its just when the ante size overflows

byt anyway im jot saying endless is pointless

i just dont like it

and dont use it as a gauge to measure joker quality

[sand talon]

I like endless very much and I try to push my highscore every time

[glad oriole]

okay

good for you

[sand talon]

And the legendary is very useful for higher antes

[short wedge]

and another lmao

[glad oriole]

i am aware

[sand talon]

Ah yes one of the very best jokerd in the game

Gotta love it

When balala gives this to you

[short wedge]

eternal rental jokers that are supposed to give u money are just the best

[placid apex]

What happens if i buy this negative invisible joker

cause i have all joker slots filled

[solid willow]

Anyone know how to fix the no audio bug for Apple Balatro? Cuz it works in my headphones but not without them

[placid apex]

and its negative it doesnt carry

[slim junco]

i dont think it will do anything once u sell it

[glad oriole]

you will overload your joker slots

you get 6/5

[placid apex]

should i just wait for antimatter than

[glad oriole]

no

[placid apex]

actually

[glad oriole]

yea

[placid apex]

wow thats interesting

[glad oriole]

the only problem is that means you’d have to sell a joker if you happen to find a good negative

which is fairly unlikely

[rancid tundra]

i have now bought balatro three times

[rugged rapids]

8 ball or seance which joker is worse

cuz a freind of mine

is saying

that 8 ball is worse

[rancid tundra]

ive never used 8 ball

[rugged rapids]

lil bro hasnt 100% the game

[rancid tundra]

seance checkered deck goes hard

[rancid tundra]

yeah

[rugged rapids]

Agagagaggaga

[rancid tundra]

ive collected 8 ball before

but i havent properly used it

[rancid tundra]

i play for fun

i dont really care about 100%ing it

[short wedge]

bro wth is up with gold stake

[rancid tundra]

self harm bull

[slim junco]

I obviously take baron here
Right guys?
Pog baron

[dusky oasis]

And only 1 dollar

[wheat wyvern]

its texas hold em
you have a jack and 10 both hearts
first three cards king, queen, and ace all hearts
your oponent goes all in
you have the best hand in the game you can't lose
go all in
suddenly || ||

[sand talon]

You will get a negative invisible joker

Yay!

[placid apex]

thanks

it did go 6/5 joker btw that was wierd didnt know that could happen

[sand talon]

Im actually thinking of downloading rdr2 should I do it?

[hoary dust]

welp its time to figure out how to mod the game i have no idea what im doing

[placid apex]

100%

if you dont your life is worthless

you will feel eternally empty in your soul

[sand talon]

But I don't know anything about cowboy lifestyle and culture can I still enjoy the game?

[red sparrow]

Does anyone know if its possible to import animated models for cards into the game?

[placid apex]

it doesnt matter by the end you will know all you need

[sand talon]

Can I play this with gamepad? (I'm not very good playing with gamepad)

(Controller)

[placid apex]

ive heard its fine

some people apparently dont like the horse riding for some reason

[sand talon]

Should I be playing RDR1 before 2?

[placid apex]

no

rdr2 is actually chronologically the prequel to rdr1

[sand talon]

Can I kill random people like in GTA? And it won't impact my story?

[placid apex]

although you could still play rdr1 first to appreciate it more

at the end depending on your honor (actions taken during the course of the story) it will be different

[sand talon]

I will get 100 honor

[placid apex]

so if you are a menace to soceity you get a certain ending and if ur a saint you will get a different ending

[sand talon]

Because I will do 100 honor things

All the time

[placid apex]

not vastly different ending and you dont lose any gameplay

[sand talon]

Aight bet

I'll try it

Thanks for the information

[placid apex]

the only thing it effects is how you view urself at the end in terms of yay i was good or nah i shouldve done better

Np you'll love iy

[latent valve]

blue stake first win

[sand talon]

Wait what joker did you unlock tho

[latent valve]

something related to 2s idk

[sand talon]

OOOOH

Wee joker

Very good

Cuz you know

wee

:3

[crystal flint]

Wait I'm goated

[latent valve]

managed to get to ante 11 before dying

[latent valve]

this is all remarkably blue

[crystal flint]

bluelatro

[charred gate]

whatever goes here right

[short wedge]

dammit i was just missing like 500 chips

[charred gate]

0mult bootstraps 🥹

[short wedge]

yep

i was like "oo thats gonna do something" and then realized and regret

1 more dollar and i'd still be going

[latent valve]

what stake?

[short wedge]

gold

as you can see on the side

[latent valve]

i couldn't because the red

what do gold and the one before gold do

[short wedge]

before gold is orange i think

i beat orange in like 3 tries

[latent valve]

what does orange do

and what does gold do

[abstract light]

is it possible to pull a crypted from a seince or 6th sense?

[short wedge]

gold can give you rental jokers (-3$ each)

[short wedge]

yes

[abstract light]

ive been tryin for a while

[short wedge]

they can give u any spectral car

[abstract light]

it aint workin

[short wedge]

bad luck ig

[latent valve]

and orange?

[short wedge]

uh

[abstract light]

ive tried for like an hour straight on multiple runs

[short wedge]

lol

[glad oriole]

not soul or black hole

[short wedge]

ik

but with less words and less detail

yes

[short wedge]

can give perishable joker

they only last 5 rounds

[rugged rapids]

my tier list for ante 8 after much thinking (like going to ante 8 not endless)

[glad oriole]

wish bh was more common,,,

[rugged rapids]

coming from somone who has 100% the game

[short wedge]

before that is purple and it does what green does but worse

[glad oriole]

satellite in s is the most insane take ive ever seen

[rugged rapids]

most satelie down to bottom of s

forgot to do that

before screenshotting

[glad oriole]

imo baron and mime shouldnt be in the same tier

mime is just so much better for ante 8

[latent valve]

oh okay so purple and gold aren't too far in difficulty

[glad oriole]

perishable and rental are quite common

[abstract light]

its legit broken

[latent valve]

i know I just unlocked purple

[short wedge]

they are

[rugged rapids]

it was early in the tierlist forgot to change it should be bottom of B

[latent valve]

avoid rentals and perishables and they're the same

[abstract light]

i gave myself every card exept cripted and it gave me ectop[lasm

[glad oriole]

dude scholar is great

[short wedge]

its not that easy

[glad oriole]

avoiding rentals and perishables already makes them not the same

[short wedge]

this

[cunning hemlock]

Bait used to be...

[glad oriole]

both stickers are very common

[latent valve]

that's true

[cunning hemlock]

Bait used to be what

[glad oriole]

bait

[rugged rapids]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

[short wedge]

and with eternal thats even worse

[rugged rapids]

wow

lets not get crazy

[latent valve]

although unlike eternal i dont see as much of an opportunity to make use of it

[glad oriole]

scholar is so peak bruv

[cunning hemlock]

Scholar is pretty meh

[rugged rapids]

Literal shit of a card

[glad oriole]

okay not so peak

byt uts pretty solid

esp early on

[latent valve]

madness with all jokers eternal is just free extra 0.5x mult on the card per round

[glad oriole]

yea madness js oretty cool

love this guy

[red hamlet]

eternal stencil is crazy

[glad oriole]

i took it because it had madness

lel

i*

[red hamlet]

and the other ones? xdd

[glad oriole]

because stickers

i didnt actually think about stencil before buying them so i accidentally took a risk

[short wedge]

i love combining madness with the knife

[lavish zenith]

i love erratic deck omg

new type of run every time

[woeful moat]

Chip maxxing

[lavish zenith]

like sure. fuck it. give me 8 jacks and 10 twos and only 2 cards that are diamonds

[glad oriole]

8 jacks and 10 twos would be so unbelievably peak

[lavish zenith]

hit the road, jack!

[glad oriole]

i might be biased toward 4oak

[woeful moat]

That would be a crazy joker name

[lavish zenith]

bri

[fluid dragon]

cries in photochad supremacy

[lavish zenith]

my guy

[lavish zenith]

hit the road

[woeful moat]

Yeah and each jack adds like +15 mult or sum

[fluid dragon]

im assuming their saying that because they know <3

oh wait

[lavish zenith]

it would be really cool like

maybe +x0.5 mult each time you discard a jack per round

would be really cool

[fluid dragon]

that would be sick

maybe a rare that no one likes?

something like that

[lavish zenith]

no i would love it

[fluid dragon]

fairr

[lavish zenith]

uncommon it should be actually

[fluid dragon]

ahh k

[red hamlet]

and like it resets after boss blinds so it's not super op but still handy

[lavish zenith]

should have a picture of a road with a sign with a joker on it

[lavish zenith]

no it should reset at the end of the round

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/never-speak-again-never-speak-again-neverspeakagain-gif-16043610789781190337

[fluid dragon]

no, their right, it the only way forr it to work

[lavish zenith]

it has to be a sequel to the "ride the bus" joker

[fluid dragon]

made some fan art while we were talking, you guys like it?

[lavish zenith]

swag! that's exactly what i was picturing

[glad oriole]

woah

yiu were quick with that

[fluid dragon]

just that good yk <3

[glad oriole]

i like that the word “joker” is on there

[lavish zenith]

HIT THE ROAD, JACK

[glad oriole]

twice actyally??

[latent valve]

how to unlock

[fluid dragon]

orrang

[lavish zenith]

beat orange stake

[latent valve]

beat stake?

[glad oriole]

win

[fluid dragon]

yeah <3

[latent valve]

cool

[lavish zenith]

not to be confused with the carnivore deck

[latent valve]

will do on checkered next few days i think

[lavish zenith]

which is unlocked by eating an orange steak

[fluid dragon]

how to make it orrange thjough

[lavish zenith]

cant

[fluid dragon]

dang

[lavish zenith]

@red hamlet what do you think of our joker idea

[red hamlet]

My honest opinion about your joker idea would get me banned from every country on earth for hate speech

[fluid dragon]

dang

that bad huh

[lavish zenith]

i like it when erratic deck gives me one snillion jacks

otherwise yeah it's not that good but sometimes it's good

[fluid dragon]

OOOH SOUL TIME BABY

ok now listen, jorick i love you, but i havent unlocked your buddys, so next time, stay away from the acrana pack <3

[dusky oasis]

I'm over here multing my chips rn

[red hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/melon-gif-16250627802317226661

[opal fractal]

Hello, I've been here for a while but never chatted before, but I found an interesting seed if anyone wants it. The seed has alot of natural polychromes, negative photograph yorick and maybe more

[opaque shard]

Natural negative on typecast 🥲

The best looking one too

Why must you do this to me

I got cavendish stupidly early btw

[boreal niche]

Manifesting your banana to expire

[opal fractal]

4b9n3641

[opaque shard]

I was scared the whole way through

I mean card sharp would've saved me anyway but still

[woeful moat]

To ahnk spear once again or not

[lavish zenith]

i think there's a channel for this

[opaque shard]

Do it

[fluid dragon]

you say as if it wouldnt destroy your other spear?

[daring dagger]

Does he know?

[lavish zenith]

does he know?

[woeful moat]

I feel stupid now

[opal fractal]

Oh didn't see it my bad

[sand talon]

New joker

Glonk:
Does nothing
Dies after one round

[jaunty mason]

W

[golden summit]

Did anyone know about flush house? I just see it for the first time

[lavish zenith]

i love flush house

[opaque shard]

Flush house is definitely one of the hands of all time

[lavish zenith]

i wonder actually if there's such a thing as a flush four if you have four fingers

[opaque shard]

Nope

Unfortunately

[lavish zenith]

dang that would be really cool though

[opaque shard]

There would also be a flush two pair

It would be funny

I imagine it being just a name change like royal flush

[obtuse barn]

how to beat white stake

?

[red hamlet]

left hook, right hook, left jab, right upper cut

[cunning hemlock]

If you look real close

You can see jimbo zerking it

[glad oriole]

get 5 stencils

[golden summit]

I want to make a mod for a hard challenge.
1 Jokers and Consumables slots.
2 rows of random suits.
Clearance Sale, Magic Trick and Reroll Surplus.
x2 chance for Negative edition and the ability to find consumable cards with this edition in the shop.

Idk how to do the last thing with consumable cards and edition

[red hamlet]

might wanna ask in #💻・modding-dev

[golden summit]

I tried yesterday

[daring dagger]

Either ask in there or #⚙・modding-general

Both are pretty helpful

[opaque shard]

If you had to get a tattoo of one Balatro joker which one would it be

[red hamlet]

blueprint but yuri

[lavish zenith]

blueprint but yaoi

[opaque shard]

Actually getting a tattoo of a full joker build would go hard

[random plover]

yorick

[opaque shard]

True

[glad oriole]

the dagger

my beloved

[opaque shard]

Dagger is one of my favorites

[glad oriole]

i dont ever yse it in game but man

it looks so cool

[opaque shard]

I think Id get one of madness

[obtuse barn]

yorck

[lavish zenith]

what joker is my favorite hmm

[obtuse barn]

yorkc

[random plover]

yes

[daring dagger]

Canio my beloved

[opaque shard]

Ridi, pagliaccio

[daring dagger]

That or constellation

[obtuse barn]

i need a tattoo of square joker my beloved

[ember root]

Fibonacci's cool

[daring dagger]

Based choice

[ember root]

That or Gros Michel

[obtuse barn]

https://tenor.com/view/tylercarey-gif-3335588853151793644

[daring dagger]

Also based

[red hamlet]

that's baron mime

[opaque shard]

Photochad

[daring dagger]

I was also about to say photochad

[ember root]

Blueprint Brainstorm, Photochad and Baron Mime, the holy trinity of Balatro ships

[lavish zenith]

oh. joker concept:
The Board
x4 mult if hand contains a full house

[opaque shard]

That would be cool

[red hamlet]

ok but what

[daring dagger]

Swashbuckler Egg 🔥 🔥 🔥

[red hamlet]

Duo and Trio are right there

[lavish zenith]

so is the tribe and the family

[ember root]

Ig it would be cool to have more stuff directly synergize with full house

[daring dagger]

The Loner: X1 mult if hand contains a high card

[ember root]

Lmao

[lavish zenith]

there isn't one for full house which is a shame because i love full house

[red hamlet]

Spare Trousers in Question

[ember root]

That's for two pairs

[opaque shard]

I fucking love pantaloons

[red hamlet]

and full house

[daring dagger]

Arsonist: If hand is a full house, destroy it 🔥

[red hamlet]

Full house just needs the hand played to contain a two pair

[ember root]

Yeah, I said directly synergize with full house

[red hamlet]

Same way duo and trio work will full house

[ember root]

Not pairs or three of a kind

[lavish zenith]

same way trio works with duo

[daring dagger]

I'm with you

[ember root]

Yknow what would be cool, jokers that combined ranks

[opaque shard]

Exoplanet: 1 in 3 chance played hand is considered a full house

[ember root]

I saw someone earlier suggest a joker that combines kings and queens à la smeared joker and I thought that was really cool

[red hamlet]

🔥 non-binary joker

[crystal pelican]

Hey guys when is a new update coming ?

[red hamlet]

At some point

[opaque shard]

Is mystery

[crystal pelican]

[opaque shard]

One of my favorite things about Balatro is how poker hands are space themed

[ember root]

True, I never really thought about that

What I love the most abt Balatro is how Jimbo has this "Duck Hunt Dog Effect" that it feels like he's both trying to help you and to screw you over at the same time

[random tendon]

Loving this random unseeded run LMAO

[red hamlet]

when does he help

seriously, when is he gonen help

please

[daring dagger]

Tutorial

[red hamlet]

So never

[deep gazelle]

lowkey tuff

[ember root]

He congratulates you when you beat ante 8!

[daring dagger]

TRUE

[deep gazelle]

[red hamlet]

MF is taunting me every day of my life then shows up when i'm winning by myself to congratulate me?

[random tendon]

he also roasts you when you loose

[lavish hemlock]

shmoogla gromblesnitzen pingleshits

[red hamlet]

when teh fuck did they add my dad to the game

[deep gazelle]

"you were bluffing werent you?"

[ember root]

Be nice

[lavish zenith]

alien joker:
when a planet card is used, add how many planets away it is from Earth to this jokers mult

[ember root]

He's giving you a picture of himself and a badly punched ballot to help you win

[lavish hemlock]

fleemblesneetz yaglongis dorfelbum

[ember root]

Jimbo always helps!

[random tendon]

"I would've covered my eyes if I had hands"

[red hamlet]

Too muc hliek constellation

[lavish zenith]

and devious joker is the same as clever joker just one is +chips the other is +mult

[opaque shard]

Would be cool to have more jokers that gave you planet cards

[ember root]

That's really funny

[daring dagger]

"I'm literally a fool, what's your excuse?"

[red hamlet]

see now if alien joker gave chips
I'm in

[daring dagger]

You do NOT want +1 chip

[ember root]

How much mult would alien joker add if you get a black hole

[deep gazelle]

"maybe go fish is more our speed"

[lavish zenith]

good question damn. maybe a lot?

[daring dagger]

The amount of total planets

[deep gazelle]

2.34874386263e345

[lavish hemlock]

snowball joker: -2 chips each hand, +2 mult each hand. amount lost/gained doubles after each boss blind.

[red hamlet]

oh okay, so no downside

[opaque shard]

Flat planet:
All poker hands give 10 chips and 1 mult per level

[red hamlet]

new legendary
Flat Earth
All planet upgrades count for all hands

[opaque shard]

Wait that's worse than everything

[lavish hemlock]

maybe -10 chips each hand? once you get to 0 chips its not worth anything

[mighty epoch]

rip found a nat negative brainstorm but no baron 😦

[opaque shard]

20 chips and 2 mult

[daring dagger]

That's a funny looking blueprint

[deep gazelle]

baron the king

[lavish zenith]

i thought card sharp was an egg for a second there

[mighty epoch]

lol

[ember root]

Neat, but legendaries seem to always be based off some real or fictional joker

[red hamlet]

And we will happily support her transition

[mighty epoch]

getting a baron is the hardest part of a baron build

[red hamlet]

Flat earthers are a joke so

[lavish zenith]

you're my favorite it/it's ever

[mighty epoch]

had naneinf potential since i couldve been good without even getting antimatter voucher

[red hamlet]

[lime pulsar]

Yall wanna see my screen time, its peak trust me

[lavish hemlock]

turd joker: x100 mult, +50,000 chips

[deep gazelle]

sure "fennec"

[red hamlet]

Playing a flush destroys this joker

[lavish hemlock]

LMAO

dude thats perfect

[daring dagger]

Plumber: Gains +10 chips if hand contains a flush

[ember root]

Twenty hours in settings, what

[lavish hemlock]

wow a whole 10 chips

[lime pulsar]

I gotta manage my shit

[ember root]

The flush equivalent of runner

[red hamlet]

easier to hit than a straight
slightly stronger than a square boi

goes hard

[mighty epoch]

theres only 168 hours in a week... theres over 120 hours spent on ur phone

[red hamlet]

and weaker than a wee

[glad oriole]

wth is procreate

[mighty epoch]

art stuff

[lavish hemlock]

ahhh i thought it meant a flat 10

[lime pulsar]

Drawing app

Its peak

[lavish hemlock]

not scaling 10

[glad oriole]

oh

[red hamlet]

take out settings cause it's always gonna be on

[mighty epoch]

still over half a week on phone

kinda crazy

[daring dagger]

Yeah it's just runner but flushes

[red hamlet]

children be children

[lime pulsar]

Shut up baby pfp

Im 17 😭

[mighty epoch]

im 18...

[glad oriole]

true actually

[ember root]

Child

Point and laugh

[red hamlet]

🤏

[glad oriole]

i cant fathom why one would have a baby pfp

[random plover]

tiny

[red hamlet]

it's a doggy

[mighty epoch]

too lazy to change it tbh

[deep gazelle]

is that supposed to mean a small weewee

[red hamlet]

no, it's them

🤏 it's bitsy child

[glad oriole]

dude been on discord since he was 0

[mighty epoch]

howd u know

❓

[red hamlet]

bro is 10 in may

[mighty epoch]

august

[mighty epoch]

ohh

[glad oriole]

ict

[ember root]

Wdym Discord has existed for almost 10 years

[random plover]

i joined discord in 2017

[lavish hemlock]

turd joker: gains x.25 mult each time you buy/get a joker. Resets if played hand contains a flush.
plumber joker: upgrade flush and flush five the first time they are played each round. resets both to level 0 if turd joker is encountered in the shop or a pack.

[glad oriole]

i joined kn 2020

cuz uh

among ys

[ivory helm]

What is a audphd bpd did system

[mighty epoch]

same